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You can expect the same thing from every bond flick, **** gets blown up, Bond does some chick, kills the bad guy, the end.
Its not realistic that bond looks different after about every 7-10 flicks, what, did he get plastic surgery? Why don't they get new agents, with different names. Why doesn't bond get partners, just strong f**k buddies. He never ages, its annoying. End bond now.
cg124
12-09-2003, 07:15 PM
and the flaming starts...... now;)
Bigee04
12-09-2003, 07:49 PM
Only one thing to say about this post. Now, some people have little, if any lives, so they have to go around and try to cause trouble in, of all places, an internet message board, but thats ok. I just wanted to address the overriding complaint of "Bond doesn't age?" How many people nowadays are going to movies and expecting everything to be logical or make sense. Movies don't make sense, whole genres are meant not to make sense, so with this guy complaining that Bond doesn't age, needs to take a look at the overall body of films, if he was actaully meaning that comment to be an actual complaint. That is all.
TyRoss
12-09-2003, 08:33 PM
Now you mean James Bond movies not JBond the admin right ;) :p
Rogue
12-09-2003, 09:19 PM
Awww, no one ends Jibbsy when I'm around. Those are fightin' words. ;)
JBond
12-10-2003, 01:10 AM
Thank you ;)
Originally posted by Izzy
You can expect the same thing from every bond flick, **** gets blown up, Bond does some chick, kills the bad guy, the end.
Just like....most action movies. Hey, let's remove all movies you think are repeatative and everyone will be happy.
You either get the Bond movies, or you dont...
LOTRNUT04
12-10-2003, 01:37 AM
is this guy banned yet, how dare he!!!!! :)
Knerys
12-10-2003, 12:26 PM
Originally posted by JBond
You either get the Bond movies, or you dont... Exactly.
brody27
12-10-2003, 02:16 PM
Izzy, kill yourself. Worry about yourself, instead of going into a random message board and trying to stir s*** up. Some people are idiots. He seems to think that we didn't already know that James Bond isn't real.
Not stirring, shaking. That's right. I don't mean the administration board.
But i'd only be banned from just this forum right? i'm not stir-shaking crap up in other forums.
I've said this once, and now i say it again. My opinion shouldn't matter, it's yours that matters most, its your opinion that determines what you like, and if you let my opinion effect yours, then you're not really your own person.
P.S.-Oh yeah, and you can expect more cheesy gadgets too.
P.P.S.-But one other thing, Bond should've kept the beard in Die another Day.
brody27
12-11-2003, 11:43 AM
So what's the point to "shake" crap up in any forum.
LOTRNUT04
12-11-2003, 04:14 PM
i hope they end the outrageous gadget thing though. Izzy shouldn't try to shake things up. He has a right to say how he feels about it, but not like that
brody27
12-11-2003, 10:18 PM
I agree
Knerys
12-12-2003, 03:24 AM
Originally posted by Izzy
Not stirring, shaking. That's right. I don't mean the administration board.
But i'd only be banned from just this forum right? i'm not stir-shaking crap up in other forums.
I've said this once, and now i say it again. My opinion shouldn't matter, it's yours that matters most, its your opinion that determines what you like, and if you let my opinion effect yours, then you're not really your own person.
P.S.-Oh yeah, and you can expect more cheesy gadgets too.
P.P.S.-But one other thing, Bond should've kept the beard in Die another Day. Well you can get banned form the whole site even if you cause trouble iin one forum heh. ;)
But your right. I like Bond and that's all the matters :p
Dracula
12-12-2003, 12:10 PM
The thing about the Bond changes every 6 films argument is that you just don't understand the series. It's not really a series, there isn't (really) any continuity. It isn't a big story like star wars. He's a charachter like sherlock holms. The actor can change.
Rabbit
12-12-2003, 02:08 PM
and besides, how on earth would you end it? Kill him? That would be a horrible ending, and no one would go see that. That would suck balls
JBond
12-12-2003, 08:34 PM
If there could be any ending to James Bond he should get married again.
Rabbit
12-13-2003, 01:02 AM
but thats almost as unbelievable as him dieing.
Sure they did it before, but if you remember, she died like an hour later! :)
JBond
12-13-2003, 03:05 AM
I remember ;)
Yeah I know what you mean though, it would be hard to grasp him being a one-woman guy after 60 some women in the movies ;)
brody27
12-13-2003, 06:09 PM
I agree with Rabbit. It would suck balls. Dracula also made a good point using Sherlock Holmes.
Bigee04
12-13-2003, 11:31 PM
I would think that that would be something that could ruin a movie for me, trying to go in looking for a deeper meaning when there's really none to be found. If your sitting in the theater thinking, "wait a tick, he doesn't look like the other guy that played bond. how does that work?" then the movie's already been ruined for you. If stuff like that bothers you, then don't bother going to it in the first place, but most people just go in looking for a damn entertaining film, and that's what they get.
Rabbit
12-14-2003, 12:38 AM
Bingo!
JackBauer
12-17-2003, 05:23 PM
do you people know the cartoons james bond jr.? :D
thats how the bond-saga is going to continue :grin:
i like it. its just a popcorn-flick IMO
Alexander JL
12-18-2003, 06:26 AM
Originally posted by Izzy
You can expect the same thing from every bond flick, **** gets blown up, Bond does some chick, kills the bad guy, the end.
Its not realistic that bond looks different after about every 7-10 flicks, what, did he get plastic surgery? Why don't they get new agents, with different names. Why doesn't bond get partners, just strong f**k buddies. He never ages, its annoying. End bond now.
You wanna know how?
Parallel Universes. Thats how. ;)
Kyle Katarn
12-20-2003, 11:42 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Izzy
1Its not realistic that bond looks different after about every 7-10 flicks, what, did he get plastic surgery? 2Why don't they get new agents, with different names. 3Why doesn't bond get partners, just strong f**k buddies. 1aHe never ages, its annoying. End bond now. /QUOTE]
1 and 1a have already been pretty well covered. And on the aging thing: I guess you don't like Batman, Daredevil, Superman, X-Men comics et cetera because they should all be in the rest home now, since they're several decades old? (Or at least Lois should be in Supes' case ;) )
Actually Bond DOES age. Watch Never Say Never agian...or A View to a Kill! *BA DA bump!* :p And the results are not pretty. Bond is a timeless character who will change to always be on the cutting edge. Though he needs to get back to the 'espionage' roots...
2 and 3 They do showcase different MI6 agents and other partners for Bond...just not always a lot of screen time. And the Bond character much prefers to work alone. Of course if the 'partner' has sex appeal, then... ;)
Alexander JL
12-21-2003, 12:20 AM
And besides, those 'other' M16 agents are quite pathetic. We either watch them get themselves killed under five minutes of their screen time, or turn to the dark side.
Darth_Venom
12-22-2003, 06:33 AM
James Bond is a classic and every genaration should have bond,My grandad had it my dad had it and i have it and i hope my son who watches it will enjoy it just as much. BOND WILL RETURN.
Kyle Katarn
12-22-2003, 07:19 PM
Salut! :applaud:
Ethan Hunt
01-14-2004, 02:58 AM
The only thing i do doubt is that the villans are not a memorable as the ones in the roger moores and sean connery films. We need a villian to stand out and make bond want to really kick the **** out of him.
tedward
01-14-2004, 02:44 PM
Nice stir izzy, well done. Thats the most heated conversation ive seen in this section for ages. You should be careful though you might give one of these old codgers a heart attack. Everyone knows bond is only for old folks - the yoof of today all prefer xxx.
Bigee04
01-14-2004, 05:57 PM
Not true. I'm 18 and have loved Bond for years. I'm pretty sure most of the people on the Bond boards are in there upper-teens, 20's, or 30's. Many of my friends like Bond and all of them prefer it over the cheap rip-off that is XXX. The only thing most of my friends, the "yoof", agree on when it comes to these two franchises is that XXX is pretty damn terrible. But maybe you were talking about the 12 and 13 year olds. We all know how valuable their experienced opinions are.
RawDLack
01-15-2004, 08:31 AM
Yep Im 16,and Ive loved and have been watching bond since advent of Brosnan, when my father introduced me to the rest of the series. And I was what, 8 then? Hows that for youth?
Alexander JL
01-15-2004, 10:29 AM
I believe tedward was referring to the fact that most youngsters prefer XXX (or his contemporaries) over 007. The fact that this forum is titled Bond and your in it would obviously mean you have some affinity to the agent, and you probably belong to a small cliche.
Now I'm not saying that he is right, I'm just saying I think thats what he means.
Clark Savage Jr
01-15-2004, 08:17 PM
Originally posted by Izzy
You can expect the same thing from every bond flick, **** gets blown up, Bond does some chick, kills the bad guy, the end.
Its not realistic that bond looks different after about every 7-10 flicks, what, did he get plastic surgery? Why don't they get new agents, with different names. Why doesn't bond get partners, just strong f**k buddies. He never ages, its annoying. End bond now.
Well they did film one once where nothing blew up, Bond did a guy, the bad guy then killed him, the end.......but the test audiance didn't like it, so there were massive reshoots....but thanks for the suggestion.
Why does he look different? I'll take a shot in the dark and say....different actors. Yay, do I win a prize?
Why don't they get new agents? Two words...."Casino Royale"
Why doesn't he get a partner? He does, they just happen to get killed all the time...think it's union rules.
Why doesn't he age? Damn....Q is good with his inventions...isn't he.
Bigee04
01-15-2004, 08:37 PM
If anyone's looking to the average teenager for tips on what are good movies to see, they needa get their head checked to begin with.
tedward
01-16-2004, 04:29 AM
Originally posted by Alexander JL
I believe tedward was referring to the fact that most youngsters prefer XXX (or his contemporaries) over 007. The fact that this forum is titled Bond and your in it would obviously mean you have some affinity to the agent, and you probably belong to a small cliche.
Now I'm not saying that he is right, I'm just saying I think thats what he means.
Nah I was just trying to stir a little - I believe that was what izzy was trying to do too (in a non-serious manner) - It was just another argument you here occasionly from people who dont like bond - (Most bond flicks can really appeal to children - what child isnt amazed at some guy using a jet pack to escape from a castle?) It was also a reference to the past xxx threads.
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