Coming Soon--The Movie

[Kitty]

The stars twinkle lightly in the sky in ConSpuria, the most populated state of the whole country in Northern America. We come to find a few "bannies" near the border, warming themselves up with the fire they casted in a metal garbage can and the only scraps of clothes that they own.

There among those few, lost in thought looking at the other side of the border to ConSpuria is LOTR, a hobbit sized boy of around the age of eleven or twelve. He digs his hairy feet into the ground as he tries to devise some other way once again to pass the border.

He sneezes as he closely looks at the three or so people guarding the main enterance. Angered by the thought that he was and will always be banned from ConSpuria, he once again marches forward towards the main enterance. He is stopped as usual from the three guards at the main enterance.

"What are you doing here, boy?" Asked one of the guards.

"Let me in damnit!" Said LOTR.

LOTR pushed the first guard. As soon as the other two saw this, they came in front of him, in front of the gates with their batons and shotguns. The pointed their guns at LOTR.

"Back away from here bannie. Don't make us shoot you in the arm like we did to the other bannie." Said another guard, keeping in place in front of the gate.

With a loud sigh, LOTR put up his hands and said," Look, I know that you *******s want to keep ConSpuria nice and safe and everything, but this is ri-f***ing-diculous. So what if I wanted to be part of the Moderators? That is no f***ing fair that I get kicked out for putting up a bit of a fight over that. I'll leave you guards alone, I guess."

With that said, LOTR walked away from the main enterance back to his spot near the fire. As he got there, Spidermanfan77 walked up to him, covered in old rags over himself and especially the wound on his arm. As the fire flickered, LOTR and Spidermanfan77 got into a deep discussion. By the middle of the night, it was settled.

Spidermanfan77 went near the fire and found himself a small box to stand himself upon. He got up and looked around at all of the bannies nearby the fire.

"Fellow bannies," Spidermanfan77 said in a childish voice," Have you ever wished to enter back into ConSpuria, only to have find yourself shot, or else driven away from guards?"

A faint murmur started from amongst the bannies as they looked up at the tall boy. "Well I say, we shouldn't have been banned. The Moderators and their governor, Mirko, should not have done those things. We should show them what were made of! We should...well...we should go up to the governor Mirko and kick him out of here, same with The Moderators. Let's see how they'll like it to be a bannie. What do you all say to that?"

Suprisingly, all of the bannies that were carefully listening to Spidermanfan77's poor speech started shouting ideas immediately of how to do this. Happy by this great response, Spidermanfan77 stepped down from his puny box and started a plan up with the rest of the bannies.



No one suspected what was to happen two days later.



A normal day as the life of one of The Moderators once again, JBond thought to himself as he walked down the streets of ConSpuria. The cool morning breeze past by as he inspected the streets. No one out except a couple of new poster citizens. Same old, same old.

As JBond walked down the street, he was accompained by Rogue who crept up from behind. As they made it to the other side, JBond turned to her and said," Why hello there Rogue. What are you doing here, and so early in the morning?"

"Well, I was just in the neighborhood, that's all." She said as she put her hands in her pants pockets.

"I'm a bit suprised that you'd make a little trip all the way down here into Matrix, but I'm glad that your here," JBond said as he wrapped an arm around Rogue. They walked in silence as someone came out of an alley nearby. The person, dressed in black, silently ran towards the two, and walked up right behind them. The person violently held on their heads and knocked them against each other. JBond and Rogue fell to the floor, slightly bleeding and unconcious as the person dragged them away from the sidewalk.



Up in Community, TyRoss and Iben sat themselves down at a local coffee shop. As a few new poster citizens whistled at Iben, she cleared her throat and said," So, what do you think of what I did last week?"

TyRoss, who was too concentrated in sipping his coffee and looking at pictures of female celebrities from the usual section of the paper entitled "Celebrities--Yes, You Can Live Without Them", looked up at Iben and said," What did you do last week?"

"I'll tell you later. Looks like someone is trying to start something up with some regular poster citizens outside." Said Iben as she set her coffee down and walked out of the coffee shop. There she saw a man wrapped in rags push a couple of poster citizens and yelling all sorts of vulgar things at them. Iben and TyRoss broke away the man in rags from the other posters who were about to start throwing fists at him.

Iben turned the man in rags around and pulled his arms back. She went near his face and said," Don't start up anything like that again or else you'll get banned. Now go on." She let go of the man in the rags as TyRoss came up right behind her. The man in rags turned around and looked at Iben and TyRoss. As the man in rags pulled up his hood from his face, he revealed himself to be...

"Spidermanf---" Said Iben, but did not finish her sentence at all because then her and TyRoss were entangled together in a spider web-like cocoon. Seconds later, Spidermanfan77 grabbed the two and shot some web on a nearby tall building, swinging away from the scene of the crime.




Ring......Ring......Ring...

Malice waited impatiently as he listened closely for any voice on the other side of the line. He rested his feet on a nearby table as he looked over and over again the list of the comments and suggestions that were posted over the walls in a building, a few miles away from the main enterance of ConSpuria.

After the phone ringing five times, Malice gave up as he slammed the receiver down. He rubbed his temples as he looked up at the ceiling. He closed his eyes, thinking that he could be at Community right now with pixiness if it wasn't for all of The Moderators not answering their phones at all, which hasn't happened at all.

The phone rang. Malice picked up the phone and said," It's about damn time. What the hell do you think your doing, making me wonder where the hell you are, which is probably Community, and what your doing. I'll fire your ass if you don't answer me in five seconds."

But after he said that, a voice answered, a familiar but old one. The person said," Hello Malice. Troubled at what happened to The Moderators? Well, the same thing that's going to happen to you. Look behind you."

"What do you think this is, a SPAM? Who the hell is this? I swear, when I find out who this is, I'll find your weenie ass and ban it so fast your head will be spinning." Shouted Malice into the receiver. As soon as he said that, someone came up behind him and hit him over the head with a rubber chicken. As Malice fell to the floor, the person dropped the rubber chicken, and the brick hidden inside it.

Frizzo took the receiver from Malice's hand and hung it up. He whistled over at the enterance of the building and a few midgets came in with a blanket. They wrapped Malice in it and they all left the building.



*well that was the start of it. hope you people like it. i tried my best mind you to write this as good as i could.---- Kitty =^.^=*

[_manuel_]

Thats cool.

Thats very cool actually. I like how you set everything up to make it seem like a city.

When do we get to see the rest? Im looking forward to it!

PS: Frizzo was banned?

[Kitty]

Originally posted by _manuel_
Thats cool.

Thats very cool actually. I like how you set everything up to make it seem like a city.

When do we get to see the rest? Im looking forward to it!

PS: Frizzo was banned?
no he wasn't. i'll tell more about him later on as i do the story, don't worry, and thanks ^_^. i'll be posting here and there, don't expect an update everyday.

[Mr.Matinee]

Excellent,just as I had hoped it would be!:applaud: :applaud:
:applaud:

[cg124]

fantastic start i love it. i cna't wait for the next part

[Diablo23]

thats great.. good job kitty..

[Kitty]

The phone rang in the nearly empty police station that sat nearby Community. The officer placed his donut on the napkin as he wiped his sticky fingers on his pants and picked up the telephone. Thebtskink said in his most manly voice possible," Hello, ConSpuria Police Department."

"H-H-Hello. This is Katherine. I mean Kitty, Kitty, Kitty. I'd like to report a double-kidnapping. Some dude, I think possibly Spidermanfan kidnapped them in front of me and a few other witnesses." said Kitty, her voice shaky and fast when saying this.

Thebtskink put his finger in his ear and picked on it when he said," I'm sorry miss, your going to have to repeat that again. Did you say two of The Moderators were kidnapped?"

"Y-Yes. They were taken away right in front of us. Something terrible's happening, you've got to come down and check this out." Said Kitty, her voice sounding more normal as she tried to calm down.

"Alright miss. Just stay there with the rest of the witnesses. We'll be right there in a few." Said thebtskink. He hung up the phone and got up, yawning and stretching. I won't ask any of the other cops to come with me, he thought to himself as he got near the enterance of the police station.

He was stopped as he pushed the door open by cg124. He lifted his head up at Thebtskink and said," Well hello there Officer Thebtskink. What are you doing? I though usually in the mornings you take residence on the usual leather chair in front of that desk over there eating donuts and reading paperwork? Oh, I know, are you on the job? Is that it? Wow, I know that I just started but since you have no backup nowhere in site I'll just come along with you. Yeah, thanks!" With that said, cg124 power-walked over to Thebtskink's police car.

"Kid, look. I don't like you and you don't like me. So go inside and do some paperwork," said Thebtskink as he unlocked the police car and got in, leaving cg124 out.

"But officer, you can't go out there by yourself. You need someone, like me. Please please please let me go with you." Said cg124 as he talked to Thebtskink through the crack in the passenger window.

Thebtskink mumbled to himself as he finally made up his mind and said," Alright then kid, you can go. But stay off of the pep pills next time you decide to come down to the station, alright?"

"Alrighty officer!" Said cg124 as he sat down in the passenger side of the police car. They sped off towards the scene of one of the three crimes that took place less than ten or so minutes ago.




Knerys took off her ConSpuria Cougars football hat to let her black hair down. She took out her badge from her wallet and flashed it in front of everyone as some officers taped up the place where the scene of the crime took place.

"FBI, what's going on here?" said Knerys towards one of the officers.

"A supposed kidnapping took place about twenty-seven minutes ago when a Mr. JBond and Ms. Rogue were taken by a bannie. Were going to look into it right now ma'am." said one of the officers that was looking at the drops of blood on the cement.

"This is a terrible investigation start, especially for officers like yourselves who try to make ConSpuria safe. How in the hell can someone kidnap one of The Moderators and a poster citizen?" said Knerys to the officer.

"Well, they must've gotten hurt in some way by the person or persons who took place in this. Sources tell me that three other kidnappings just took place around the same time earlier today. This was planned...I know it..." said the officer, as he was standing up, revealed to be Colorado Cajun.

"Stop acting like an ass to me. I have more authority than you. Now, who else was kidnapped?" said Knerys in a upset tone of voice.

"TyRoss and Iben were both reported kidnapped in Community, as is Malice. TyRoss and Iben are---"

"They are both part of The Moderators, and Malice is basically second in command when it comes to governor Mirko. I know, I read the paper too you know officer." Said Knerys as she took a sample of blood from the concrete and proceeded to walk away from the crime scene.

"Wait ma'am, where are you going?" Asked Colorado Cajun.

"To find the b@st@rds who did these crimes." Said Knerys as she walked towards her black bmw.




JimmyDean, news reporter of the ConSpuria Cronichles, walked towards the building where he usually finds Malice hard at work or out at Community having a grand old time with pixiness. Seeing police cars parked in front of the building excited him, as rarely that only happens when something bad happens, JimmyDean thought to himself as he took out a pen and paper from his backpack he carried with himself.

He walked into the building as he pushed through a couple of policemen, shouting," Jimmy Dean, reporter of the ConSpuria Chronicles, move out of the way please!"

He got in front of the chief police officer, a Mr. Matinee, as JimmyDean looked closely at the evidence at the crime scene. He looked up at chief Mr. Matinee, his eyes glittering with the thought of a front page story.

"What do you want boy?" asked Mr. Matinee as he watched a couple of the police officers put a brick and a rubber chicken in a plastic ziplock bag.

"I want to know what happened. What gives with the blood and the rubber chicken? Did someone get murdered? Did something involving death happen?" Said Jimmy Dean with pen and paper in his hands ready.

"Its a kidnapping boy. That's all. No more comments." Said Mr. Matinee as he pushed Jimmy Dean away and ordered some officers to get him out of the building. Jimmy Dean smiled to himself as he got outside. Whatever this was, he had to look more into it, this was front page gold story for sure, he thought to himself.

[spiderman_2k]

:applaud:

Its great...Will i be able to be in it?? Because we already have one Spider-Man in the story..:(

[cg124]

that was great. i finnaly have a part in a story

[Mr.Matinee]

Sweet!Chief of Police!Great casting,Kitty.

[Kitty]

Originally posted by spiderman_2k
:applaud:

Its great...Will i be able to be in it?? Because we already have one Spider-Man in the story..:(
don't worry, you'll be in it ^_^

[spiderman_2k]

Sweet...Thanks..:D

[Kitty]

"Alright, alright people, move away from the witnesses. I said move it!" Shouted Thebtskink as he walked near the coffee shop where the kidnapping all took place. Cg124 was not too far behind Thebtskink, except he had to push and shove through the crowds of people in the way. As soon as he got there, Thebtskink said to him," Boy, take out a pen and paper, we need to know these people's names before we go out to the station."

"Alrighty Skink!" said cg124 as he took out a pen and paper. Thebtskink pulled cg124 closer to him by his collar and whispered to him," Don't ever call me Skink kid, okay? Never call me that."

"Y-Yes officer." cg124 said, slightly scared as he got the pen and paper in hand, ready to take notes. Thebtskink let go of cg124 and said in the most manly voice possible," Now, what are your names here for the record?"

"K-Kitty," she said, her voice shaky. Oh if only I was at home right now, she thought to herself as she looked around.

"Link," he said as he looked at the tall cop and the short new cop. This place is going into hell, he thought to himself.

"Spiderman, 2K to be exact." he said, a certain pride in his voice. Suddenly he was pushed against the wall by cg124. Thebtskink shouted to cg124," Boy, that isn't the bannie, that's just a poster citizen. Don't you remember him?"

"Oh...oh I'm so sorry sir, I mean mister, I mean 2K." he said as he dusted off Spiderman 2K a bit with his hand. Spiderman 2K fixed his jacket and said," Don't let it happen again then."

"Alright, so is this all of the witnesses that were at the scene like you said, Kitty?" asked Thebtskink to Kitty.

"Y-Yes. Yes they are." Kitty said as all five of them made their way to the police car. "Do...do we have to sit in...in the back of the car?"

"Yes. Unless you'd like to sit in the trunk." Said Thebtskink as he mumbled to himself something about a donut. So all five of them sat in the police car and took off to the station.





JBond went back to conciousness. His eyes still closed, he tried to recollect what happened before he passed out. He was talking to Rogue, and then they got knocked in the head by someone. My head, oh my head, he thought to himself. He tried to bring his arm up but it was caught in something. More like tied up.

JBond opened his eyes to find himself in an old Star Wars Memorabilia building in the other side of Star Wars. There he found himself roped up against a replica of Darth Vader. He looked around, thinking to himself what has happened to Rogue. There she is.

She was barely waking up at that moment, tied up to a Chewbacca replica. She looked around and saw JBond. In her normal voice, she said," JBond, sugah, where are we?"

"Wer---" Said JBond but was very soon interrupted by the loud footsteps of someone from the enterance of the building. They echoed throughout the whole room as the person showed themself.

"Nice to see you again, JBond." said Jarbacca as he twirled a lightsaber around in his hand, it still being off.

"I should've figured as much, seeing that we are in a part of Star Wars. How the hell did you get into ConSpuria?!" Shouted JBond, his voice echoing across the room.

"You see JBond, you shouldn't ask that. Oh no, you should just ask more along the lines of this: How long will it be until us bannies take over ConSpuria and kick The Moderators out? How's that?" Said Jarbacca, a evil grin spreading across his face as he threw the lightsaber in the air and caught it.

"You bett'ah leave JBond alone Jarbacca," Said Rogue.

"Well, I guess it'd be wrong to do it now, seeing that it is quite a crime to murder one of The Moderators. But what about after we take over? Why, we'll have our pick of the litter. Ah look, here comes the others." Said Jarbacca as a few people came in from outside.

The first person walked in and threw TyRoss and Iben against the wall near JBond and Rogue. They both moaned with pain as Spidermanfan77 took place right next to Jarbacca.

Then a sillouhette of a few small people and one tall person came in from outside. The midgets ran over to The Moderators and dropped Malice on the floor, tied up like a pig.

Rogue, TyRoss and JBond gasped as Frizzo walked towards Malice. "We have a proposition to make to you Malice," Said Frizzo as he lightly slapped Malice in the face. Angered and impatient, he took out a rubber chicken and shouted," Wake up Malice!"

With that said, Malice woke up in a fright. Taking a quick look at where he was at and who just hit him, he said," Frizzo, you son of a b****, what the HELL are you doing?! Why the HELL are Jarbacca and Spidermanfan77 inside ConSpuria? And why don't you have any make-up on, you look hideous!" Frizzo smacked Malice across the face with the rubber chicken. He sat himself down next to Malice and said in a calm voice," Malice, Malice the Bannies and I would like to make a deal with you and The Moderators right now. Either you let us stay in here and start controlling part of ConSpuria, while you all live your daily lives, and everything will be fine. If not, then we'll take out half of ConSpuria and start a fight with everyone. You don't want any terrible religious debates, political debates, or anything of that sort starting again, now do you?"

"No, but why the HELL are you helping the bannies? I know that you left ConSpuria for good because of complications, but why help them?" Shouted Malice as he tried to get free from his rope.

"That's something for you to find out. We'll since you didn't say yes or no, we'll assume that's a no and now were going to have some fun with the poster citizens, right guys?" Said Frizzo as he stood up and walked away from Malice and The Moderators.

"Frizzo, leave them alone!" Shouted Iben as she struggled to get free from her spider web binds.

"Or what, you'll...ban me?" Frizzo said with a smile. He and Spidermanfan77 walked out of the Star Wars Memoribilia store as Jarbacca turned on his lightsaber.

"Who wants to go first?"

[Skittles]

coolio kit kat.. write more write more

*starts waving a chibi meiko doll around and around and around* wee

[spiderman_2k]

Woah...:applaud: This is getting better and better...Great work..:D

[cg124]

this is so great

[_manuel_]

Cliffhanger ending. Awesome.
Keep it coming.

[Macbane]

AAH Kitty! NEED MORE! HURRY UP!

[bbf2]

I hope I'm in this friggin movie!

[Kitty]

Originally posted by bbf2
I hope I'm in this friggin movie!
of course ^_^

btw people, most likely the next update won't be until this weekend on account of homework (sorry). but be patient, i'll try to put up as many new parts to it as i can then this weekend to make it up to you. =^.^=

[Skinny]

heh heh... i probably wont be in here... or either that, you'll give me a really bad short part, if any... remember... "Yea... i really dont see the relevency for a tall, Filipino, skinny character... we should just waste him in the beginning and go on with the rest of the plot" (Kitty shakes hands with coporate film representatives)

[Balrog of Moria]

Thats amazing Kitty....Great job

*Awaits his appearance*

[bbf2]

Originally posted by Kitty
of course ^_^

Alright! I can be played by...........Gary Coleman. Or Clint Eastwood. Either one works really.

[Colorado Cajun]

wow kitty this is excellent

[Sub_zero3]

this is excellent

[Kitty]

updateS tonight

[_manuel_]

Cool. Cant wait.

[cg124]

Originally posted by Kitty
updateS tonight

still waiting. it's alright kitty we understand you got stuff to do

[Kitty]

Bbf2 has been hearing for some time this morning some sort of talk about The Moderators being kidnapped. Kidnapped, he thought to himself as he threw his cigarette on the floor and stepped on it. Why do they use that word? I did not know that JBond and TyRoss were only eight and nine years old, funny.

Bbf2 walked across the street as cars stopped as to avoid from crashing into him. He just walked as normal to the other end of the street and fixed his jacket as the poster citizens flicked him off and said all sorts of obsenities at him. He did not care. He liked pissing people off like that. As long as he could go to Skinny's Donut Shop then he would be fine. Because if not...bad...bad things would happen.

Bbf2 opened the door at the grade B donut shop. He took his usual seat down near the cash register where Skinny was, taking people's orders and doing the usual donut manager stuff that no one really cared about. As Skinny finished up with the last person in line, he looked from his cash register at bbf2. He nodded at him and said," Good morning. The usual I assume?"

Settling himself down in his seat, bbf2 said," Not today Skinny. Today it looks like I should get the bear claw from the top."

"The...the bear claw? Does that mean..."

"Yep. Turn on the tube there Skinny old boy. We've got to see if anyone is going to put up a reward for this case. Supposedly The Moderators got kidnapped." Said bbf2 as he put his elbows down on the table.

As Skinny got the bear claw donut, he said," What? All of The Moderators? Who could've done that? First person that pops into mind is..."

"The bannies. Yep, that's who there saying took them. Not sure whether or not the other rumor is true though..."

"What other rumor?" Skinny said as he got the money from bbf2 and cashed it in.

"That Southern's in town." Said bbf2 with a smile on his face. Skinny lied his head down on the cash register as he said," Southern? Awww man. What's she in town for?"

"The usual, singing, dancing, most likely taking some groupie guy and having fun with him after the concert. You should go see her?" Said bbf2 as he bit into the bear claw and watched the news.

"So what...I could--" Said Skinny but then a News Flash came on and the whole donut shop came quiet. On the television appeared Manuel, wearing his blue suit with his hair slicked back as he made his appearances on television trying to look all hot. He flattened his hair as he said in his heavy spanish accent," Oh, my people, it seems to be that there's a new lead in the story of these kidnapping of these The Moderators. Malice has reportedly called up on the telephone and said that, and I quote,'Give ConSpuria to the bannies. If you want to live you would know better to do that.' Then there was a muffled scream and then the real one said 'You sons of b****es do not listen to them.' I am Manuel, and that was the news."

The whole donut shop sat in silence as they ran this thought through their heads. As of now, it sounded like no one could protect them now from the bannies. The Moderators and Malice are gone somewhere and God knows what the bannies are doing to them. They felt defenseless.

But they were not.


Skittles and funnie bunnie were buried in a mess load of paperwork when Thebtskink and cg124 walked in with Kitty, Link and Spiderman_2K. They were interns and here they are, doing paperwork on all of the parking violations and car accidents that happened over the past month, and boy was there a lot.

They all went into a room and closed the door. Who knows where to, thought funnie bunnie to herself as she stacked ten papers to the side. She sighed as she looked over at Skittles, diligently at work, looking as if...as if...

"Are you actually ENJOYING doing paperwork on stupid double parking tickets?!" Shouted funnie bunnie to Skittles. The whole station went quiet as funnie bunnie went down to her seat and said in a whisper," Sorry."

"Not really. I'm just pretending like I am so I could get a better job here." Said Skittles as she filed some papers.

"Did you hear about The Moderators?" Said funnie bunnie.

"Yeah I heard. Those were the witnesses."

"Oh, so THAT's who they were." Said funnie bunnie.

"Yes...they were the witnesses. Man, I wish we could help out." sighed Skittles. She stopped on her work and lied her head down on the desk. "It really sucks being here you know."

"Then how about we get out of here and help them with the job then, huh Skittles?" Said funnie bunnie as she nudged Skittles in the arm.

"But we'll get fired then." Said Skittles.

"Well we aren't full time officers but maybe this'll get us a boost into working here as officers at ConSpuria. Who knows, maybe we'll even get a nice reward for such brave acts. What do you say?"

"Alright...I guess so."

"Then let's go!" Said funnie bunnie as she threw her paperwork on the floor and pulled Skittles out of the door with no idea how they would find The Moderators at all.

[cg124]

great!!!!!!!!!!

[Kitty]

Jarbacca twirled the lightsaber around, dropping it a few times in a desperate attempt to make cool poses of the jedi from the Star Wars movies. JBond, TyRoss, Rogue, Iben, and Malice all watched in pure boredom as they thought of how empty Jarbacca's threats were now.

"If I only had a brain..." Rogue whispered over to JBond as she nudged him to look at the direction of Jarbacca. They both laughed as Jarbacca dropped his lightsaber again. Angered, he picked it up, got in front of Rogue, thrusted the lightsaber at the direction of her head and hit the Chewbacca replica's crotch, inches away from her head.

"Don't make fun of me, missy," he said as he took the lightsaber out of the Chewbacca replica's crotch. He whistled to himself and walked slowly away from Rogue. As she walked pass her feet he turned around and cut Rogue in the shoulder with the lightsaber. She yelled in pain as the cut from her wound slowly started to bleed.

"Come here sugah. Can you feel my forehead to see if it's hot? I think I'm running a fever here." She said as she winched in pain from the cut.

"Oh Miss Rogue, don't think I've heard about you. If I touch you I might as well be dead. I know ALL about your powers. Do not think that I just read Star Wars books all day." Said Jarbacca with a smile on his face.

"Well...what will happen with all of us if Mirko lets you all take control?" asked Iben.

"Well, it'll be fun really. We'll make you go through the same banning process as the rest of us. Us and all of the later to be called 'Great Poster Citizens' will cuss and fight you out of ConSpuria. Basically the same fate we faced when you all did the same to us!" Shouted Jarbacca.

"Well if you didn't act like such a psychotic maniac then we would not have banned you in the first place." Shouted Iben.

"Shutup Moderator, you didn't know the story. As a matter of fact, I have no real idea why Frizzo joined us. That b@st@rd and I were friends. Yes, we were friends. Then he double crossed me. Of course you all believed him, seeing that at the time he was one of the favorite poster citizens in ConSpuria. Attempted murder, HA! I wouldn't had murdered him then if I was even forced to. Now is different. Ever since he joined us he's been the favorite. Oh no, don't go to Jarbacca to do the dirty work, go to Frizzo..."

"So it's jealousy then?" Said TyRoss.

"No it isn't. I just don't like the fact that he might turn on us like he did to me. When he left ConSpuria because of the whole Iben ordeal, we were suprised that he came to us bannies. He asked us to forgive him. I was totally against him being part of our group, but the others agreed. I don't know what brought him with us, he could've just have went to SoSoHana instead or to ReTirolina, but nooo." Said Jarbacca as he sat on a box near the others. Rogue, finding the chance now as Jarbacca's head was facing another direction, broke free of her ropes. She flew in the air and was about to punch Jarbacca but then he eletricuted her with lightning bolts.

"Rogue!" JBond shouted as she fell to the ground. Jarbacca stood up and kicked her, getting new rope and said to the others," You don't think she's the only one with superpowers here, do you?"

[Kitty]

Cecilia, more known as Ceci-chan, sped like a bat out of hell around ConSpuria. I cannot believe they did that to me and my friends. We were just guarding ConSpuria from these freaks, and now there on the loose because of us. I'm lucky that I'm not dead like the others.

She stopped at the corner right next to Skinny's Donut Shop. As the light was red, three little men in funny looking costumes ran by. Shocked, ceci-chan jumped out of the car and chased after them.



Skinny, on his break, drank some coffee as he discussed the current situation ConSpuria is in with bbf2 when suddenly they saw ceci-chan running by chasing three midgets.

Bbf2 stood up from his chair and grabbed Skinny's wrist. He pulled him outside and said," C'mon, we've got to follow them!"

"Why the hell do we got to follow them bbf2?" Said Skinny as they busted through the door of Skinny's Donut Shop down the sidewalk.

"Because...midgets were only here usually when Frizzo was around. Frizzo is one of the people who supposedly kidnapped The Moderators. If we get them, we get Frizzo, we get the bannies and The Moderators. Now pick up your speed Skinny." Said Bbf2 as they ran through a stoplight and got closer to ceci-chan.

It took them about a few more seconds and there they were, right next to ceci-chan, who was about to tackle the three midgets. They all dove after them. And they all hit the concrete as the midgets picked up the pace and stopped. The three of them looked up to find Frizzo and Kimy the Girl. They took out two rubber chickens that had bricks in them and smacked all three of them in the head.



*that's all the updates I'll make for tonight. There'll be more tomorrow.*

[ceci-chan]

OOOOhhhh. Loving it Kitty! Keep it up! I especially love my part. Wow....what big bruises on my body *ceci-chan finds bruises on her body* Wonder where they came from???? HMMM? :D


Very good, Kitty. Keep it up! Or else! *gets out Frizzo's rubber chicken* :D

[Link]

Very nice Kitty! :cool:

[bbf2]

Originally posted by Kitty
Bbf2 walked across the street as cars stopped as to avoid from crashing into him. He just walked as normal to the other end of the street and fixed his jacket as the poster citizens flicked him off and said all sorts of obsenities at him. He did not care. He liked pissing people off like that. As long as he could go to Skinny's Donut Shop then he would be fine. Because if not...bad...bad things would happen

Your characterization gets an A++++++++++++!

[spiderman_2k]

:applaud: This is great

[sphericthor]

Excellent so far Kitty I can't wait to read it when it's finished

[_manuel_]

:eek: :D :applaud: :cool:

Im a reporter!

I think its going great. Congratulations.

[Balrog of Moria]

Great Update Kitty

[Kitty]

Thebtskink lead Link, Kitty and Spiderman 2K into a concrete room with a mirror facing the door. They all took their seats down next to the table as Thebtskink walked over to the other side. As Thebtskink was about to start questioning, cg124 busted in with a pen and notebook in hand.

"Sorry about that officer Skink, I mean Thebtskink, Thebtskink. I just had to get these out from the police car, that's all," He said as Thebtskink gave him an evil look. cg124 made his place in the corner and Thebtskink made himself comfortable in a chair in front of the three.

"So...what did you see exactly?" asked Thebtskink.

"Well there was this guy..."
"Then he tied them up in spider web!"
"I could do that too you know!"
"He came out of nowhere..."
"Reminded me of the Spider-Man movie."
"Hey, I was a stunt double in that movie!"
"Poor TyRoss and Iben..."
"I don't like your tone of voice Spiderman 2K, if that IS your real name."
"It is, and I did too stunt double in the movie, LINK, if that IS your real name."
"...please stop fighting you two..."
"It is ass hole. Don't make me take out my bow and arrows. You don't know what's in them!"
"Is that a threat, wimp?"

"Enough!" Shouted Thebtskink as the three of them stood their in silence. He breathed deeply as he pounded his fists on the table and said," Now, all of you, sit down, and one at a time, tell me who the HELL did this. We need to find these bannies as soon as possible or---"

"Or else ConSpuria as we know it will be for the bannies?" Added cg124 brightly.

"Yes boy...yes..." Said Thebtskink through his gritted teeth. So as Thebtskink questioned the three, behind the mirror was Knerys and Colorado Cajun. Knerys inhaled the tobacco from her cigarette as she listened to their answers. These kids have no idea what's happening, she thought to herself as she blew smoke out of her mouth near Colorado Cajun's face. He coughed as he blew away the smoke with his hand from his face.

"What's wrong? Don't like cancer?" Said Knerys as she still looked from the mirror over at the three being questioned.

"No, I do not Miss Knerys, thank you." Said Colorado Cajun as he looked at her. She took out the cigarette on the ashtray next to her as she made her way out the door. Colorado Cajun stopped her by saying," Where are you going now? More investigation."

"Didn't you just hear them? They claim that it was Spidermanfan77. I heard about a certain Spider-Man debate in Comic-a that's been brewing up for a couple of days. This bannie won't resist going there and making things worse there." Said Knerys, her head slightly turned in Colorado Cajun's direction as she opened the door.

"Then I'm going with you." Said Colorado Cajun.

"I know that we won't be alone, so don't get your hopes up," Knerys said as she walked out of the door, Colorado Cajun close behind her.



Mr. Matinee wasn't liking the fact that this reporter was following him across town over to Community. Although he was on the job, at the same time this could give him a quick chance to say hello to Southern and her friend Evilsquishy, if she was still there. He heard weeks ago that they would be in town to be the first to preform at the new Music Hall near Matrix.

He drove along the Interstate 69 (odd number indeed, he thought to himself) as he went towards ConSpuria. As he got off of the exit, a car, a nice midnight thunderbird to be exact, rammed right into the back of him. Mr. Matinee jumped out of his seat and turned around. He saw that it wasn't no ordinary thunderbird. As a matter of fact, only once is when he last saw...last saw...

"It's her!" He whispered to himself as he got out of his car, gun in left hand, pointing it at the door at the thunderbird. He walked over and knocked on the tinted glass. The glass opened and there was Kimy, dressed almost as seductive as pixiness does. She walked out of the car, face to face in front of Mr. Matinee.

"Oh, hello there. I'm sorry about that. Just that me and my boyfriend were about to go to Community right now. Sorry about this inconveniece," She said but then was blocked from her car by Mr. Matinee, gun still in hand.

"What's wrong? Why the HELL are you giving me trouble?" Said Kimy, her voice rising a little as Mr. Matinee stood in her way.

"Because I just recognized your little boyfriend right now. Great way not to get caught you two." Said Mr. Matinee as he pointed the gun at Frizzo's head. Frizzo got out of the car with his hands up. He said in a calm tone of voice," Chief, I can't take a visit here once in awhile as with Kimy? Why are you giving us a hard time? Because of the whole supposed kidnapping thing? Fine then, take a look in our trunk and see if we have any bodies in there."

Mr. Matinee pointed his gun away from Frizzo and popped open the trunk. He gasped as he saw Ceci-chan, Skinny and bbf2, unconcious in there. As Frizzo was about to smack Mr. Matinee in the back of the head with the rubber chicken, Mr. Matinee turned around and shot a bullet, inches away from Frizzo's arm. Frizzo took out a hanky and put it over Mr. Matinee's face, seconds later, Mr. Matinee fell to the floor asleep.

Frizzo moved Mr. Matinee into the front seat and he changed clothes with him. Frizzo went out of the thunderbird with the Chief of Police's clothes on. Kimy the Girl clapped and said," Wonderful disguise. Now I'll bring these four over to Mirko's as part of the ransom as you go with Operation Ban Station."

With that said, Frizzo and Kimy the Girl took off on their seperate ways.



Balrog of Moria was our normal, everyday druggie. He sat on the sidewalk smoking a joint, feet away from Mirko's Place. Ah this stuff wakes you up really good man, he thought to himself. Brock Landers sat next to him, looking up at the sky and saying," Hey, what do you know? That set of clouds looks like boobs too..."

They chuckled to themselves as they saw a nice thunderbird drive up in front of Mirko's Place as a girl stepped out and walked to the gate. The guards Diablo and Dracula stopped her.

"What are you doing here Kimy?" Asked Dracula, nightstick in hand.

"Yeah. I thought you took off from ConSpuria for sure," Said Diablo as he scratched his head.

"Well Mirko called me over here over the whole terrible bannies situation. Please let me through boys, please." Said Kimy.

"Well...I'm sorry Kimy, but I can't now. We've hightened alert status all around ConSpuria. No one can come in there or out of there." Said Diablo.

"Fine then, I see how it is boys." Said Kimy. She then kicked Dracula in his private parts and took away his nightstick. She then hit Dracula and Diablo in the head. They both lied there on the floor as Kimy the Girl walked into Mirko's Place.

Brock Landers and Balrog of Moria looked at each other as she walked in.

"That was some good s*** there. Give me some more of that new stuff there Balrog," Said Brock Landers as he gave a goofy smile.

"Sure thing there Brock, man. Don't forget...I love you man," Said Balrog as he gave Brock Landers some more drugs to sniff as they both sat there on the sidewalk, not really giving a damn about what just happened.

[Balrog of Moria]

hehe Rock On

[Mr.Matinee]

Great!Keep it up!

[Brock Landers]

AWESOME! Your story is indeed rocking Kitty


P.S. will I be making an appearance in this story?

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Brock Landers
AWESOME! Your story is indeed rocking Kitty


P.S. will I be making an appearance in this story?
i assumed that you didn't read the last part yet ^_^;;;

[Stands Alone]

Interesting story! I cannot wait to see what happens next.

[Brock Landers]

LOL! Me and Balrog are stoner friends.....figures....:D

[Skinny]

hahahahah cool! I like my part... the manager of my very own Grade B donut shop! keep it up Kitty... you have definitely impressed me...

[Macbane]

dude i hope im in this and get to explode or something :D ;)

[sabin26]

Don't forgets about your favorite Duct Tape Avenger, Kitty.

Great so far I might add.

[Sub_zero3]

Gets better and better

[slinger]

Enjoying it...

[Kitty]

Southern sung to herself a sweet little tune as she did her makeup in the dressing room. Evilsquishy sat in a lofty seat behind her in the corner. This is how it starts out everyday, Evilsquishy thought to herself as Southern suddenly and dramatically burst into one of her hit chart songs.

"Looking up at the stars I sit and I wonder where...you are. ooohhhh--"

"Southern, give it a rest will ya? I know that your voice is perfect, you don't have to shove it in my face though." Said Evilsquishy, interrupting southern's singing mood.

Southern put her make-up kit down and said to Evilsquishy," Look, all because you don't feel comfortable being in ConSpuria anymore doesn't give you the right to---"

Someone knocks at the door. Southern, who was pointing her finger at Evilsquishy while she was talking, put it down and said," I'll get it." She walked over to the door and opened it. There was Skinny, standing there with flowers and candy. Southern eyes widened as she saw Skinny and as she was about to hug him, he fell to the floor.

Southern looked at him and saw a tripod that was lying on the floor next to him where he was propped up at. She gasped as she looked up to find LOTR who ran in front of her and began to strangle her.

"H-H-H-Help me S-S-S---" Shouted Southern as she tried to free her grasp from LOTR's hands around her neck. Evilsquishy ran over and punched LOTR in the face. He staggered back a bit, holding his hands against his nose as blood started to rush from under his hands.

Southern landed down on the floor and coughed loudly as Evilsquishy advanced on LOTR. He looked up at her, a pissed off look came over his bloodied up face as he got up and said," You can keep the kid. We have no use of him now that we've got Southern." LOTR looked over Evilsquishy's shoulder as she turned around. Southern was gone. Evilsquishy turned around to face LOTR again and he was gone to. Upset and lost as to what was happening, Evilsquishy screamed and hit her fists hard against the wall.

She did not know that the Skinny that was unconcious on the floor was not Skinny anymore.




Macbane and Longshanks sat on the bench looking at the poster citizens running around, looting from stores and such. It was utter chaos now that The Moderators, Malice and a few innocent poster citizens were gone. They thought now that there was no one to ban them, they could do whatever the hell they want.

"This is terrible," Macbane said in a dull tone of voice.

"Yep. Pretty terrible my lad." Said Longshanks.

"Longshanks..."

"Yes?"

"Loose the accent." Said Macbane.

"Nay," Said Longshanks, as he saw Godzilla stomping down in the streets shouting," I am the new The Moderator. All will obey me!"

"You think he's crazy?" Said Macbane.

"Nay," Said Longshanks as Godzilla stomped his foot on the sidewalk, almost crushing Longshanks and Macbane. They did not care. They never did. They just did not notice Iben and TyRoss walking down the street. When they did, they both jumped up. TyRoss and Iben walked over to them and hit them both in the stomach with a baton.

"That was your warning. Do that again and your banned." Said TyRoss in a lifeless tone of voice.

"What the heck are you talking about?" Asked Macbane as he got up from the floor.

"You are banned you two." Said Iben as she went in front of them and grabbed them by the necks. As Macbane and Longshanks were one of the first of many to be banned for no reason. Mainly because, well, they were brainwashed.

[Diablo23]

:applaud: lovin it..

[_manuel_]

*Cant wait to see what happens next*

*goes to do some reporting:cool:*

[spiderman_2k]

Wow...This is getting really good...:applaud:

[sphericthor]

Keep 'em coming Kitty you're doing a great job so far

[southern]

:funny: yay! i ranked a kidnapping!!:D

p.s. it's ironic that you've made me a good singer cause i can't carry a tune if my life depended on it

[Rogue]

:applaud: It's sucked me in! Great job, Kitty. Keep it up. By the way, I owe Jarbacca a *****slap. ;)

[Kitty]

Kimy the Girl wasn't used to pulling off this kind of thing. She was more used to Spamming like hell and stealing threads. But it was Jarbacca who talked her into this, and hey, so what if the favor he asked for was to take over ConSpuria? Doesn't really matter to me, she thought to herself as she passed the guards and went up to Mirko's room, covered entirely in posters of the latest released and coming soon movies. She looked around, her gun in her right hand as she looked around for Mirko.

You see, no one has ever actually seen Mirko, not even in Frizzo's Foto Album. He was a complete mystery. Heck, not even The Moderators knew what he looked like. But they still took commands from him, which Kimy the Girl thought was f***in ridiculous.

"Well, Mirko isn't in here." Kimy the Girl said as she was about to make her way out of the room. As she was about to step out, she heard footsteps from the hallway, coming up to this room. Kimy the Girl closed the door quietly and hid behind one of the boxes full of Star Wars Episode 1 and 2 memorabilia as Mirko stepped in.

She looked at him and gasped. He was wearing a regular sweatshirt, pants, and the hood on the sweatshirt was placed over his head. He turned his head over where Kimy the Girl was at and said," Get out of there Kimy. Well, what ransom does the bannies want?"

Suprised, Kimy the Girl walked away from behind the boxes, pointed her gun at Mirko and said," Well, LOTR and the rest of the bannies and I have this to say: Resign from being ConSpuria's leader and let Spidermanfan77 take your place, or else."

"Or else what? This is stupid. I mean, what kind of ransom is this? You've only got The Moderators, and you haven't done anything to them, now have you?" Said Mirko.

"Oh yes we have done quite a bit with your precious The Moderators, as well with Skinny, Southern, Bbf2, Ceci-chan and your chief of police, Mr. Matinee. They've all been brainwashed. They are all under out control, and as you will hear on the news very shortly, they've been doing quite some cleaning up here in ConSpuria." Said Kimy the Girl. She then picked up the remote control from the table near her and turned on the television.

Manuel was on the news at the moment. He slicked back his hair with his hand and said with his deep spanish accent," Hello, this is Manuel here with a, what do you call it? Ah yes, Brief News Update. There appears to be utter chaos going through all of ConSpuria. Stealing of threads, Spamming, and anything else that you could think of is happening at the moment. Supposedly, these Moderators are banning people left and right. And as you...wait a minute. What are..."

Manuel was soon lifted up from his seat by JBond. He said in a lifeless tone of voice," You are banned." Manuel tried to free himself from JBond's grasp but couldn't as the channel cut away from the news station.

Mirko stood there stunned. He looked over at Kimy the Girl who was standing right next to Southern, Ceci-chan and Bbf2. They came up to Mirko and grabbed his arms with tight grip. He winched in pain as Kimy the Girl said," Well, either give us ConSpuria or else we'll be forced to torture not just you, but the rest of your precious poster citizens of ConSpura. It's your choice, either way, we win." She smiled as she looked at Southern and said," Southern, Ceci-chan, Bbf2, break him until he says that he'll give us ConSpuria."

Kimy the Girl walked out of the room with a satisfied look on her face. ConSpuria was as good as hers. But then again, not all of the poster citizens are just normal human poster citizens.

[sphericthor]

Well done Kitty, you're a really talented writer I can't wait until this is finished to read the entire thing from start to finish

[Macbane]

Me and Shanks were banned! Yay!
Great job, Kitty... can't wait for more! :D

[spiderman_2k]

:applaud:
Really Well Done.

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Macbane
Me and Shanks were banned! Yay!
Great job, Kitty... can't wait for more! :D
i'm suprised that your happy that you were banned, haha :D
and thanks sphericthor for the comment. i really don't think that i'm that good but still, thanks :D
i'll have more updates later on tonight (after i go and watch Kill Bill :D)

[cg124]

fantastic

[sphericthor]

Originally posted by Kitty
thanks sphericthor for the comment. i really don't think that i'm that good but still, thanks :D
i'll have more updates later on tonight (after i go and watch Kill Bill :D)

Well I think that you are very talented and I'm sure I'm not the only one here that thinks that way. Also I hope you enjoy/ed Kill Bill because it's a kick ass movie.

[Skittles]

WOW!! I MISSED A LOT!.. heyhey, coolio kit-kat, continue!! ^_^

[_manuel_]

Originally posted by Kitty
Manuel was soon lifted up from his seat by JBond. He said in a lifeless tone of voice," You are banned." ...

Damn that Jbond!
*shakes fist*

[Kitty]

Originally posted by sphericthor
Well I think that you are very talented and I'm sure I'm not the only one here that thinks that way. Also I hope you enjoy/ed Kill Bill because it's a kick ass movie.
oh hell yeah! just came back from watching it. shoot, can't wait until the second one comes out :D

[Link]

Jesus, what a bizarre twist. Very nice :cool:

[Rogue]

Indeed, nice job, Kitty! Nice twist. :D

[sabin26]

I keep coming back for more. I also liked the ending of the last one, "not all of the poster citizens are just normal human poster citizens"...........could this mean that D.T.A. could be making an appearance?

[Colorado Cajun]

lol this is golden kitty

[Optimus Prime]

This is very good Kitty.

[Kitty]

Originally posted by sabin26
I keep coming back for more. I also liked the ending of the last one, "not all of the poster citizens are just normal human poster citizens"...........could this mean that D.T.A. could be making an appearance?
well don't forget why some of the posters originally named themselves their names on here, i though you would've noticed that by now :D

[Mr.Matinee]

Damnit...I've been brainwashed!!!

Excellent stuff,Kitty!:applaud:

[Kitty]

Skittles and funnie bunnie stood in front of the ConSpuria Police Station, trying to think of how they would help out with this crisis here. But they couldn't think of anything. So they stood there, chewing on bubble gum as poster citizens ran here, there and everywhere, screaming bloody murder about ConSpuria being taken over by The Bannies.

But they didn't pay attention.

Skittles and funnie bunnie were playing Gameboy, Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories as lots of poster citizens ran by them. They just thought that it was a breeze.

While they were playing their game, Kitty, Link and Spiderman 2K walked out of the police station as Thebtskink and cg124 saw them from the door. Spiderman 2K and Link started fighting as Kitty stood back and told them to stop. Of course they did not listen to her.

Cg124 ran over and pushed the two away from each other. He asked them," Why are you two fighting...again?"

"Because he said that my movie was terrible," Said Spiderman 2K.

"Well it's only the truth. Maguire couldn't make a good Spiderman if his life depended on it!" Shouted Link as he tried to throw a few punches at Spiderman 2K.

Cg124 pushed the two away from each other with difficulty. He looked over and saw Skittles and funnie bunnie playing Gameboy in front of the ConSpuria Police Station. He shouted at them," Hey interns! Help me out here!"

Funnie bunnie looked up immediately and saw the situation. She literally dropped her game to the ground and shoved Link up against the wall. She held him up by the shirt collar and said to him," Alright, punk, listen up. I'm only going to say this once so you better listen. I don't want to hear anymore trouble and things come from you or Spiderman 2K, GOT IT?"

Link shook his head very fast and said," Please let me go ma'am, I mean miss, I mean.."

Funnie bunnie dropped Link to the floor as he ran off. She turned around and looked at Spiderman 2K, who scared, ran off also. Funnie bunnie dusted off her hands and said to Kitty," It's alright, they'll be fine."



As Link ran down to the corner of the block, he was suddenly lifted up from the back of his shirt and thrown to the ground. He looked up to see Frizzo's mdigets, three of them standing on each other's shoulders. They jumped down, lifted up Link, and all said together," You are banned."

"Banned? What the F--" But then Link was hit over the head with a rubber chicken with a brick inside it.

[sphericthor]

Very good Kitty, I've said it before and I'll say it again you are a very talented writer

[_manuel_]

^True

[spiderman_2k]

Link's looking for an ass kicking...;)

[cg124]

oh yeah i stoped a fight

[Colorado Cajun]

good work kitty

[Link]

AHHHH! NOO!

Nice work Kitty

[Skittles]

hehehe cool cool! write more....!

[Diablo23]

*walks in to see if kitty is still writing it*

[Knerys]

Phew that was some catching up! Very nice though can't wait to see it pan out!

[Optimus Prime]

Very nice Kitty

I can't wait to read more. But take your time.

[JimmyDean]

Greatttttt writing, Kitty. Wow...

[Macbane]

Kitty needs to write more!!!

[Kitty]

Kitty is busy and will try to make a couple of updates this weekend mr. i'm impatient :p

[Macbane]

Hey! That's Mr. I'm Impatient to you... oh, wait.

[Kitty]

Evilsquishy sat down in a nicely funished chair in Southern's dressing room as she looked across the room at Skinny. He lied on the floor unconcious. She didn't know why, but she had a strange feeling about what happened to Skinny and Southern. Thats why she left his unconcious body very close to the door, just in case she needed to boot his butt out.

As she saw her complextion in the mirror, she heard a rustling. She looked over and saw Skinny, his eyes half open and his hand to his head. Evilsqishy, still not sure if he wasn't dangerous to her and the rest of ConSpuria or not, said," Skinny, what happened? Why were you with LOTR?"

Skinny looked up at her. Evilsquishy gasped. His eyes were a pale brown, almost lifeless you could say. He got up and walked over to Evilsquishy. She grapped a couple of make-up accessories and threw them at Skinny's head. But that didn't help her out at all. As soon as she knew it, Skinny had her over one of his shoulders, walking out of the dressing room.

"Let me go Skinny! Do you know what the HELL your doing! Let me go!" Shouted Evilsquishy as she kicked at bit and screamed. She bit him so hard in the shoulder that he started to bleed a little bit, but he kept on walking. Evilsquishy then stopped hurting Skinny, seeing that theres something terribly wrong with him now that he's not responding so much at all to the pain that she's giving him. A few minutes later, she was thrown out of ConSpuria as she wondered what happened to her friend...and most importantly...what was happening to ConSpuria...


The three of them walked down Community as all of this havoc was going on. Sphericthor stole himself some nice new watches. Sub_zero, well, he just stole that green paper that you like to call money. As for sabin...

"Sabin, for the love of God, stop prancing around in that idiotic outfit!" Shouted sub_zero as they sat down on a bus stop bench. Sabin was running around, making whooshing sounds as he pretends to fly. He was dressed in a grey duck-tape outfit that he could hardly walk in. As he ran over to sphericthor and sub_zero, he said," Good morrow my fellow poster citizens. it is I, Duck Tape Avenger! I am here to protect you from the dangers of--"

"Of yourself." Said sub_zero as him and sphericthor laughed. Sabin gave a fake laugh and said," Haha, your laughing now, but there is evil afoot! We must track down this evil, at onec! We must capture this evil, at once! and we must get some girls, at once!" With that said, sabin once again pretended that he could fly and ran down the street, seconds later getting accidentally squished by Godzilla's foot.

[_manuel_]

:eek:
Skinnys a zombie?!?!?!

Good Story, Kitty.

[Kitty]

he's not a zombie, he's just terribly brainwashed, just like the rest of The Moderators in ConSpuria

[sphericthor]

Woohoo I got myself a few new watches, I'm gonna go stand on a street corner now with a trench coat on. ;)

Excellent work Kitty, keep it coming

[Skittles]

cool kit-kat, write more! ^_^

[sabin26]

Sweet I'm reminded of Freakazoid on how you wrote me in...........till I gots squished by Godzilla.

[Skinny]

heh heh... terribly brainwashed... hahaha cool! Keep it going Kitty!

[Sub_zero3]

Great story!!

[Highfire]

great story.i wish i was in it

[Kitty]

*bumps thread for update that will be posted later on today if anyone cares to read it at all*

[sphericthor]

Woohoo I can't wait for the next instalment Kitty

[Knerys]

Where is it kitty?

[sphericthor]

Come on Kitty, I've been waiting for nearly 2 days

[Kitty]

Mirko held off ceci-chan and Southern with only a few chair legs that bbf2 broke off in order to hurt him. Mirko was in panic. This never came upon ConSpuria before, nor any of the other towns. But why, why did they do this? And why, why am I talking to myself?

Southern got one of the chair legs from Mirko's grasp and slapped him upside the head with it. In a second, he was unconcious. And as the seconds to minutes went by, ConSpuria was turning into a bigger state of chaos than how it started.



Over in Community, Highfire was walking down one of the alleys. He teleported from one end to the other, so you can say that he wasn't really walking at all. But he was doing that to keep on guard, to protect himself. ConSpuria was going through some very dark times, and he did not really want to be a part of it, no matter how much attention he could attract to himself if he tried to stop it all.

The sun shined brightly on Highfire as he stood on the rooftop of a building. It was already mid-afternoon, and there was no sign of any of this chaos ending. Maybe I should help out with stopping all of this, he thought to himself. But no, they'll probably think that your some sort of show-off. Not my fault that I was in the Munich Circus and preformed as THE INCREDIBLE NIGHTCRAWLER.

He teleported onto the rooftop of another building, getting a bird's eye view of Community. Godzilla stopped in front of a McDonalds to get some food as everyone else stole everything here and there, spamming all over inside the thread stores.

He said to himself," I might not be a great superhero, hell, I'm not even a policeman or something along the lines of that. But I can at least stop some of those poster citizens from spamming from the thread stores."

Highfire teleported down to the many scenes of the crime and began trying to stop all of the spamming from the thread stores.



Evenstar was running as fast as she could, in her hands, a few personal items from the main characters from the Lord of the Rings set. She ran into Kimy the Girl as she made the corner. In a panic, she scrambled to her feet and tried to grab as many of the things that she could before any other LOTR freaks got near her.

"Watch where the HELL your walking little b****." Shouted Kimy to evenstar. She didn't pay attention as she grabbed the lock of hair from Viggo Mortesen in a Ziplock bag. She looked up at Kimy and gasped, recognizing who she is.

Evenstar got up and shouted," Look everyone, here's Kimy! I've got her!" With that said, she grabbed her wrist and hit her over the head with the bottom of the brush that Elijah Wood used for his hair. Kimy passed out on the floor as Evenstar looked around quickly. Seeing that no one was around and that no one heard her, she put on "the one ring" and vanished, running from the scene.

[PlayingGod]

I'm thinking you should add a certain guy who likes to play god into this story ..eh? ;)

Lol Great story Kitty .

[Kitty]

shoot PG, sorry. i had you down on my list of characters but i haven't added you onto the story yet. next update you will ^^

[PlayingGod]

Yay .. The precious shall be ours .. my preccioussss ..

[_manuel_]

Evenstar hit Kimy with a brush?
Maybe that should be in the news.
If you know what I mean..;)

Nice update kitty.

[sphericthor]

Good work as always Kitty

[Highfire]

thank you for putting me in the story kitty :) its a great story

[spiderman_2k]

:applaud:
Another great chapter.

[Macbane]

VERY entertaining story, Kitty! :applaud:

[Highfire]

you need to update this when you get some time kitty

[Kitty]

ill update it tonight

[Highfire]

YEAH........ finally an update

[Kitty]

yeah. its weird, haven't been that much into writing fanfics, poems or drawing lately. felt like i've been drained or else i have a huge ass writing/drawing block

[Highfire]

*waits for update*

[Kitty]

Jarbacca entered Comica, looking for the feud that he heard about. He pushed a part of his coat to the side as he walked, revealing his lightsaber. He looked and saw a few of his favorite people: Alien, Snake Spirit and Originals.

"Look, I didn't start this up, it was you who started it," Said Alien as he readjusted himself in his favorite chair outside of a Marvel restaraunt.

"Kid, don't f*** with me, we all have a right to our own opinion. It's just that, I don't like your opinion, that's all. Don't get so bothered over it." Said Snake Spirit as he sipped on a cup of coffee.

"And then...when I finish off Spiderman, I'll rip out your intestines." Said Originals, making swift movements in the air of the disembowment that he wanted to do to Alien.

Alien got up quickly and put up his hands in the air. "All right then, go on and fight you two, but I think that Bobby Drake should've been played by someone else not so...girly." He walked away from the restaraunt as Snake Spirit moved his chair farther away from Originals, who was eyeballing him evily.

Jarbacca went up next to Snake Spirit and Originals. They both bowed their heads for a minute and then looked up at Jarbacca.

"Oh emperor," said Originals ," What task do you want us to do now? We've lured Aliens into a trap. Iben should have gotten him by now."

"Yes yes, nice trap. Now, I've been thinking about this very much, and well, Originals, I decided for you to moderate the Horror Board." He said, placing his fingertips on the lightsaber on his belt.

Snake Spirit noticed this and looked up at Jarbacca. "What's up with you. You seem a bit on the edge."

"I sense a couple. A person working for the police of ConSpuria, another, a guy." Jarbacca unhooked the lightsaber from his belt and turned it on. He ran over to the corner of DC Blvd and Draven Lane and there they were. Knerys was leaning on the wall, a hat on, her hands in her trenchcoat pockets. Colorado Cajun was leaning on the corner of the Marvel restaraunt, trying to listen in on the conversation. He looked at Jarbacca and pulled out two guns from underneath his coat. He shot them at Jarbacca but he reflected them. With the flick of his wrist, he used his "force" to throw Knerys and Colorado Cajun feet away from where they were.

Jarbacca walked up to the two and pointed the lightsaber at their throats. He smiled evily and said," So, hwo aer yuo gongi ot spto em?"

Not really understanding what he said, Colorado Cajun and Knerys looked at each other, quickly thinking how'd they get out of this corner.



Overagain was trapped, trapped like a rat in the corner. In the corner of the Trivia town to be exact. Trying to think of another movie star's maiden name that started with the letter X was pretty hard to do, seeing that The Napster 2.0 and Tonkpils were blocking her from research freedom.

"Well, thought of anyone yet?" Shouted Tonkpils, a smile appearing as overagain struggled in trying to think of something, anything.

The Napster 2.0 said to Tonkpils," Dude, lets just push this newbie into a trash can and send her to a MOD. They'll ban anyone for just about anything nowadays!"

The Napster 2.0 and Tonkpils laughed as overagain sunk down to the floor. She heard a strange sound just then, but luckily she didn't cut the cheese. It sounded as if something jumped hard on the floor nearby. She looked up as Tonkpils and The Napster were unaware of a blue stranger's presence, right behind them. The person knocked the two's head's together, making them both pass out on the floor.

It was bluebeast. He grabbed overagain and placed her over his shoulder. Shocked and glad, she said," T-T-Thanks."

"Do not mention it ma'dam. It is the gentleman thing to do." Said bluebeast as he got ready to jump up a three story building, away from Trivia.

[Highfire]

yeah an update great job kitty

[Highfire]

sorry double posted

[JimmyDean]

This story rawks. I love it...!

[sphericthor]

As good as always Kitty

[PlayingGod]

Ahh .. I haven't made a appearance yet .. :(

[Mr.Matinee]

Awesome, as expected.:D

By the way,am I ever going to make a reappearance?Just curious.

[spiderman_2k]

Great Update Kitty...:applaud:

[Kitty]

yeah, mr. matinee, i'm gonna try to keep updates up on the semi-main and main characters. bit tough seing that i have a cast over fifty and counting..

[Mr.Matinee]

Over fifty... did not know you had that many.

(Drives himself insane trying to decide if he's a main or semi main character.);)

[spiderman_2k]

LOL..Maybe you can kill a few off...Suggesting this I just know im going to die now..;)

[Mr.Matinee]

Well, since Kimy is knocked out,i can probably Escape and beat the crap out of Frizzo, only to get hit by a car....knowing my luck!:p

[Kitty]

Originally posted by spiderman_2k
LOL..Maybe you can kill a few off...Suggesting this I just know im going to die now..;)
so what if you die? oops, did i just type that? damn ;)

[sphericthor]

Originally posted by spiderman_2k
LOL..Maybe you can kill a few off...Suggesting this I just know im going to die now..;)

Well in a way you did ask for it :p

[spiderman_2k]

Yeah I guess I kind of did..As long as i die doing something really heroic, or something really stupid that results in a gruesome death, then i will be happy...:D

[cg124]

hmm i wonder when well get another update;)

[Kitty]

i'll get right on it
*i know i didn't do it earlier, it was because of finals, but now i'll do it today :D*
*cough* impatient b@st@rd :p *cough*

[Kitty]

PG was an ordinary fellow. Well, he was one of the normal ones at ConSpuria. I wouldn't say normal, how about semi-normal? There we go, that's better.

He walked down the street and saw the unconcious body of Kimy the Girl. He saw that in her hand she had a gun. Interesting, he thought to himself as he picked it up. He looked around to see if anyone was around, and ran away with the gun in his hands. Very random, but hey, he needed a score to settle and this is the only way he'd do it.

Kimy the Girl then woke up, rubbing her head and watching PlayingGod as he ran away with her gun. "Hey, wait, Come..ah nevermind," she said to herself, getting up off of the sidewalk.

She then heard the breaking of a window from behind her. She turned around and saw bbf2 fly from the window into a tree. She ran over back to the main gate and went up to the fourth floor. There was Mirko, awake and bruised, fighting off ceci-chan and Southern.

"How in the hell are you doing this? I thought you were normal!" Shouted Kimy the Girl as she pointed at Mirko, about to hurl Southern to the tree also.

"No one in here is really normal. In a way were all like mutants" Said Mirko as he threw out Southern to the tree unconcious, grabbing ceci-chan by the legs soon after that. "We all have special gifts that our names have endowed us with. For instance, me, Mirko, its an anime name, hence I know karate pretty well." With that said, Mirko threw ceci-chan to the tree.

He looked down at the three and realized that all three of them were waking up, looking as if they just got out of a trance. He smiled as he waved at the three who were badly hurt. He looked over at Kimy the Girl and went into a karate stance, moving his hand in the movement for her to make the first move.

Pissed off Kimy the Girl reached into her pocket and took out a lightsaber, double just like the one Darth Maul used in Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace. She ran over at Mirko and attempted to cut off his hand but missed. She then used one lightsaber and hit Mirko in the stomach with it, making him be thrown up against the wall. He slid on the floor, taking deep breaths. Kimy the Girl then turned off the lightsaber and put it back in her pocket. She took out a cigarette and blew a smoke, saying," So, about giving us ConSpuria.."

[cg124]

Thank you:applaud: :applaud: :applaud:

[Macbane]

:applaud:

[Kitty]

yeah..expect another one tomorrow morning..ya bums..:p

[sphericthor]

Good stuff Kitty, I always look forward to the next installment

[Diablo23]

Originally posted by Kitty
yeah..expect another one tomorrow morning..ya bums..:p

:hehe:

thanks for the update.. :applaud:

[Kitty]

Bbf2 woke up. He rubbed his head and looked around at his surroundings. He felt terribly uncomfortable and uneasy at the moment. He tried to stand up but broke a tree branch, making him fall down to another big tree branch, landing hard on his butt. He groaned in pain and realized that..well..he was on a tree. He saw up above him ceci-chan and Southern, both of them also waking up right now. Ceci-chan looked down at bbf2 and waved.

"Hey, do any of you two know what happened?" Asked ceci-chan, placing her hand on her head. She looked over at Southern and gasped. She almost fell from the tree when she got to her. "Oh my goodness. It's you, Southern! Wow, oh my goodness, it's a pleasure to meet you. Oh my goodness, your so famous. Can you sign my arm?" Said ceci-chan.

Southern looked at her and tried to get up. She then slipped and fell a couple of stories down. "Wait for me!" Shouted ceci-chan as she jumped down from the tree also. Bbf2 took the coward way out and climbed down the tree, unharmed.

He stopped the rucus that ceci-chan was making and said," Ceci-chan, southern, I know what happened to us now. We were brainwashed. Seeing that I do have pieces of broken glass on my expensive trenchcoat (damnit!) I have come to the conclusion that we all fell from that window up there and hit our heads in some way on the tree branch. Does that make sense?"

Ceci-chan blinked and then started dancing around humming the theme song from Sailor Moon. Southern sighed and said," I understood. But what happened in between the time though before we came back into conciousness?"

"How in the hell am I supposed to know? I couldn't finish my donut..whoever did this will pay.." Said bbf2, putting up the collar from his trenchcoat. He looked up at the top building and then walked inside, wanting to know what happened and how they got to waking up on a tree none the less. Besides, this person will pay for the disturbance of the ritual of the donut-eating..

[Diablo23]

lol... :applaud:

[spiderman_2k]

:applaud:

Great as usual Kitty

[Mr.Matinee]

Keeps getting better and better....BRAVO!!!:D

[Halofan1]

Stumbled upon this. This is getting very very interesting. I like how she took that earlier debacle that went on here and incorporated it into a fanfic. Nice stuff.

[southern]

:funny: thanks kitty

[sphericthor]

Good stuff Kitty :applaud: It just gets better with every update

[PsychoMike]

I finally got around to reading it. took me a while.

Good work. :applaud: It's really good, you should keep writing it.

I like how you have incorperated actual events and relationships into it.

btw, my posting in this thread does not mean I want to be added into the story, unless you have already decided to put me in then it's ok.

[Kitty]

well it does now :D
*adds you on list as cast member #55*
i'm glad everyone likes it. i'll update it again in awhile ^^

[Diablo23]

I demand a bigger role or im dropping out.....


j/k :p :D

[spiderman_2k]

Can I kill him in the story...;)

[Diablo23]

Originally posted by spiderman_2k
Can I kill him in the story...;) :p

[Kitty]

Originally posted by spiderman_2k
Can I kill him in the story...;)
perhaps..perhaps ;)

[Diablo23]

I would just like to say that i have no reason to be killed, but hey its your fan fic... I'll leave now.. *runs out of thread*

[bbf2]

Yes, a chapter about me, finally! I better be on my way to KICK SOME ASS.

[UnicornBlood3]

Just got around to reading it. It's really great! Loved it! Can't wait until the next one. :)

[spiderman_2k]

*Waits for the next thrilling update...:D

[PsychoMike]

Originally posted by UnicornBlood3
Just got around to reading it. It's really great! Loved it! Can't wait until the next one. :)
You know that by posting in this thread it means you're automaticly in the story right?

[spiderman_2k]

Poor Kitty....The cast just keeps growing and growing..

[UnicornBlood3]

Originally posted by PsychoMike
You know that by posting in this thread it means you're automaticly in the story right?

Actually I had no idea..I was just telling her that shes an awesome writer. She doesn't have to put me in there at all.

[spiderman_2k]

If I was her i would put you in as a random passer by...That way you got put in the story.

[Skrybe]

She doesn't have to put me in either . . . doubt she would anyway (LOL), but I just think it's an excellent story. :)

[Kitty]

well i don't like it when i miss posters, im gonna try to add in as many posters as i can. but i cant until this weekend
thanks everyone for the reviews :D

[_manuel_]

Wow, Ive missed like the last 3 updates or so. Good job.

[Highfire]

great updates kitty,i wonder what ever happened to me

[Mr.Matinee]

What happened to this thread,I know I've been gone for like a month, but no post/update since the sixth?Woah...

[cg124]

so when are we gonna finnish this whole story

[spiderman_2k]

Dont know, but we are not doing anything, Kitty has to take time to write this, if she doesn't have the time at the moment, we should just wait patiently...

*Waits Patiently.....Aaahh this sucks, Lets play Hungry Hungry Hippos....;)

[Mr.Matinee]

I get the pink hippo!;)

[cg124]

blue hippo kicks ASS!!

[Kitty]

i want the green hippo..well..it is my favorite color..ah screw it bastards..

i don't know if i'll continue..the story plot so far is blah and i don't know really..

[spiderman_2k]

Well what we had so far was great, if you dont continue we were lucky to have what we got.

[Mr.Matinee]

I'm with Spidey.Personally,I think it's great, and besides, a lot of people seem to like it,but if you stop,it's up to you.

[sphericthor]

Well Kitty it's up to you whatever you decide to do but everything you have wrote so far is top notch

[rayzor09]

Very genius idea, Kitty. *coughs, trying to disguise his want to be in the movie* ;) :p

[Kitty]

*Bu-Bump*

[spiderman_2k]

So are you going to continue it or just let people read it and nag at you to continue it?...Kind of like im doing...;)

[Kitty]

it could be a little from column a and a little from column b ;)
yeah i guess i'll get into my chair being a lazy ass and type this out :p

[Kitty]

now it's hard to start back up because there's over fifty people in my story and i'm lost @_@

[spiderman_2k]

Yeah wasnt that one of the main reasons you stopped?

Its alot of characters to try and keep track of.

[Kitty]

Originally posted by spiderman_2k
Yeah wasnt that one of the main reasons you stopped?

Its alot of characters to try and keep track of.
yeah now i need to figure out which ones were major and which ones were minor..@_@

[spiderman_2k]

Well...Naturally I was major...;)

[Kitty]

i remember that..you and Link got into a fight when you two were being questioned along with Kitty and another person..ahhh! i forgot parts of my own story! *goes insane*

[spiderman_2k]

Well...read it and make little post-it notes about certain characters and events...Even though I have never written anything in my life and am just offering any advice that comes into my tiny head.

[Diablo23]

.... I was major...

*runs out of thread* :p

[spiderman_2k]

*Trips up Diablo as he leaves and closes the door behind him.

[Diablo23]

Originally posted by spiderman_2k
*Trips up Diablo as he leaves and closes the door behind him.

http://forum.rpg-ring.com/forum/images/smilies/1/mad1.gif

[spiderman_2k]

Didnt I use that Smilie on you...:p

[cg124]

If theres too many character kitty, let me kill all the non important character;):p

[poeman]

hoy kitty am i in this story? :(

[spiderman_2k]

So will you be bumping yourself off then Cg...;)

[spiderman_2k]

Originally posted by poeman
hoy kitty am i in this story? :(

You know the last update was only 20 days after you registered here...:D

[cg124]

LOL


well i think you and me are important in this story;)

[poeman]

maybe spiderman_2k and cg124 and poeman ( me) should be the threee stooges! :D

[Kitty]

im sorry but i don't think i can afford squeezing any more csers in here. i already have over fifty and i'm still trying to see which ones should continue on in the story and which ones i can just leave alone..

[Diablo23]

Originally posted by spiderman_2k
Didnt I use that Smilie on you...:p

Maybe..

*Runs out of thread again*

[spiderman_2k]

*Watches Diablo run into a closed door.

*Shakes head

[Diablo23]

*Falls down*

Son Of A.....

*rubs head*

[spiderman_2k]

*Opens the door for Diablo

[poeman]

Originally posted by Kitty
im sorry but i don't think i can afford squeezing any more csers in here. i already have over fifty and i'm still trying to see which ones should continue on in the story and which ones i can just leave alone..


* stares at the post for a good 20 seconds*

* turns around*

* walks away from thread, and closes the door Shut*
:waa:

[Diablo23]

*Walks out but gits hit by the door when poeman shuts it*

Damn't

[spiderman_2k]

Hey...I opened that for Diablo...Hes not too bright and may run into it again..

*Opens door

[Diablo23]

Originally posted by Diablo23
*Walks out but gits hit by the door when poeman shuts it*

Damn't

:p

[spiderman_2k]

*Opens it again hitting Diablo with it

[Kitty]

hey, stop throwing this thread off track! i'll have an update later on when i figure things out..at least i got the major characters and the ones we don't really need fixed up..

[Knerys]

Woo hoo!

[Kitty]

Jarbacca put away his lightsaber and took out two laser guns, pointing them at Colorado Cajun and Knerys. Jarbacca grinned, pulling Knerys up straight by the collar of her black trenchcoat. Surpsingly she kept her cool. She reached inside her pocket and took out a cigarette. She took one of the laser guns out of Jarbacca's hands and took the cigarette out of her mouth. She used the laser gun to light the end of the cigarette. She put it back in her mouth and puffed on it, pointing the laser gun at Jarbacca.

"Now you either follow my orders or else I'll shoot you in the ass, got it?" Said Knerys.

"Y-Y-Yes Knerys, I mean ma'am, I mean.."

Colorado Cajun got up and punched Jarbacca in the stomach, knocking the wind out of him. He fell to the floor, trying to regain oxygen as Colorado Cajun walked around him. He pulled up Jarbacca by the shirt and said," Now, tell us what you did to The Moderators."

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"So..about giving us ConSpuria.." Said Kimy the Girl, aiming a gun at Mirko's head. He then side-kicked Kimy on the ankles, making her fall to the floor. Mirko got up and started running to the door, but then he was caught. Spidermanfan77 just came in through the window and started raveling up Mirko.

Kimy the Girl stood up, mad as ever as she walked up to Mirko, shoving the gun in his mouth. "Give the Bannies ConSpuria you s***, or else I'll blow your brains out!"

Spidermanfan77 walked next to Kimy and put his hand on her shoulder. He then walked up behind Mirko, who was wrapped up in a cocoon literally. He pressed on two delicate parts of his neck and then Mirko passed out.

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BBf2 was not happy at the moment. First, he woke up, went to Skinny's Donut Shop, and then gets the lights knocked out of him by a few midgets. Midgets! I could've kicked the midgets to the other side of the road if I wanted to, thought BBf2 as he walked up a staircase.

He then heard a gunshot, echoing from the top floor (at the moment he was on his way to the second floor, and there were five more floors to go). He knew something was terribly wrong by then.

"Mirko better not have finished them off without me! They still owe me my bear claw!" Said Bbf2 as he started running up the staircase, going up to the top floor.

[cg124]

cool, thanks

[spiderman_2k]

Ooohh wow...Great update Kitty, Glad to see you have sorted at least some stuff out and feel you can continue it.

[Diablo23]

great update Kitty

[bbf2]

Originally posted by Kitty

"Mirko better not have finished them off without me! They still owe me my bear claw!" Said Bbf2 as he started running up the staircase, going up to the top floor.

I better be going to KICK SOME ASS! ;)

[Kitty]

Originally posted by bbf2
I better be going to KICK SOME ASS! ;)
it sounds like you will..maybe ;)

[Highfire]

great update kitty,i guess you decided that I wasn't a major character ;)

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Highfire
great update kitty,i guess you decided that I wasn't a major character ;)
oh yeah! well look at my character list right here! *shows it with your name in there* there ya go! just be patient!

[UnicornBlood3]

Great update Kitty! :D

[_manuel_]

You can kill me if you want. 50+ charcters is not an easy task to handle...

[Knerys]

Nice lol. i like it good job.

[sphericthor]

Good stuff Kitty, keep em coming

[Kitty]

*bump for update*

[UnicornBlood3]

Hey I was thinking about this earlier today! Yay for update :D

[Mr.Matinee]

Hmmmm....maybe I'll finally find out if I'm still in Jarbacca's trunk..;)

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Mr.Matinee
Hmmmm....maybe I'll finally find out if I'm still in Jarbacca's trunk..;)
*reads back*
*shrugs shoulders and assumes that your character died* :p

[UnicornBlood3]

Poor Matinee. He always dies.

[Mr.Matinee]

Jeezus....Even though I'll be alive in part one of D&I,I still know I'm gonna die....:pI'm being typcast....

[UnicornBlood3]

Will you die in your own fan-fic? ;)

[Mr.Matinee]

What,Receptacle Dogs?I'm, not in it....or am I?:p

J/K,I'm not in it.

[UnicornBlood3]

Oh yeah..well you should still die anyway :p

[Mr.Matinee]

Well,if you ever need someone to die,call me up.;)

[Kitty]

Matinee was the Chief of Police in ConSpuria. At the moment though, when he woke up, he looked at his clothing and certainly didn't look like one. He was only in his tank top and his purple boxers. He looked around him, feeling slightly woozy still. He saw Jimmy Dean kneeling right next to him. His first reaction; jumped back a few feet.

"Jesus boy don't sneak up like that! What the hell happened? Where's Frizzo, that bastard.."

"Well..after he took off, I went and found you. I brought you back to my house and waited to see when you would regain conciousness." Said Jimmy Dean.

"Wait kid..so your telling me you just let Frizzo and Kimy just speed off like that, especially how things are in ConSpuria right now?!" shouted Matinee as he lifted himself up from the bed.

"Well..I didn't know what else to do. Gee, when I give this report to the news, they'll---"

Jimmy Dean gasped for air as Matinee took a strong grip on his neck. He lifted him slightly up above the ground and looked at him.
He then whispered," If I don't get those two and if things don't get better in ConSpuria very soon, I'm blaming it on you boy. You should've went after them, you idiot."
Matinee threw down Jimmy Dean. Jimmy rubbed his neck, coughing and taking deep breaths. He looked up at Matinee who walked towards him. Matinee said," Boy, get your ass up right now. We've got a city to save."

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Frizzo drove to the Police station. He got out of the car looking as spiffy as ever in his new chief officer onsomble. He looked up at the police station and took a deep breath, making sure that his chest stuck out a bit. He walked to the enterance and saw two girls keeping close watch on the place.

"Good afternoon ladies," Said Frizzo, tipping his hat to both of them. " Is Skink and his buddy still inside right now, I really need to talk to them."

Funnie bunnie and Skittles looked at the supposed chief of police. Skittles fell for the whole act and said," I'm sorry chief but they both went out at the moment, supposedly to Mirko's Place."

Frizzo frowned and then