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jeti
09-11-2003, 05:33 PM
Ok, let me get right back up on the horse here ;)

When I was looking for information regarding the 'banishment parchment'-thread, I came across a newsgroup in which a certain individual had started what must be the most pedantic topic ever.

This guy pointed out that in the movie Gollum clearly have seven or eight teeth, whereas in the books it is CLEARLY stated that he have only six. It says so in The Hobbit, actually.

Now, I do not know about you, but I could not care less whether the movie "got this right". But I DO think it is a hilarious point to make. Yet I do not blame the guy for bringing it up, though I assume he did not get a warm welcome. But if people cannot just lighten up and laugh at this, then who exactly is taking things way too seriously?

I found it funny. Though I am not laughing at the guy for being ridiculous. Neither at the movie for "failing" to catch this detail. But because it demonstrates to me how appallingly large and dedicated this LOTR community really this; that somewhere in this world there is actually a guy who bothers to see if "they got the teeth right"... now, what are the odds of that? I even find it funny in itself to learn that Gollum in no way have an arbitrary number of teeth - that's detail.

So I hope you can receive this thread as it is intended. I think most threads, though they may seem silly or irrelevant to some, might spark some interest in others. And discussing the inevitable flaws and differences from the book should be perfectly legitimate, as long as it is presented properly. "A chain is never stronger than its weakest link", as you know. So with this in mind, I do not see why some fans feel threatened whenever the topic goes towards "flaws" in the movies.

scifi guy
09-11-2003, 05:39 PM
wow, people worring about Gollum's teeth..thats sad

Slipknot
09-11-2003, 05:41 PM
I never payed attention to Gollum's teeth... ill have to look... and one other thing... How did the guy see all of Gollums teeth? He has back teeth right, so how did he count those teeth?

scifi guy
09-11-2003, 05:47 PM
who knows. Its obvious the guy had way too much time on his hands to actually count the teeth

SQueek
09-11-2003, 10:25 PM
Well he has to have some teeth if hes going to be biting off any fingers...

Samwise Gamwich
09-11-2003, 11:38 PM
Originally posted by SQueek
Well he has to have some teeth if hes going to be biting off any fingers...

Shouldn't this sentence be a SPOILER??

PsYkOoOoO
09-12-2003, 12:47 AM
7 teeth..8 teeth...6 teeth..doesnt matter to me...they all look ugly..after awhile they wil start to complain about the length of gimli's beard...

DolAmroth
09-12-2003, 03:05 AM
I count 7 teeth

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/7706.jpg

The Moose
09-12-2003, 03:16 AM
i find them a bit hard to define in that photo, as the teeth are in the dark, but WHO CARES? they are just teeth, and you only need ya front teeth to bite, ya use ya back teeth for grinding and crunching

Fanible
09-12-2003, 03:44 AM
I did wonder how he would manage to get a finger off. It'd be unbelievable painful thats for sure. He'd have to grind the few teeth back and forth on the finger to actually take it off

jeti
09-12-2003, 04:27 AM
Those teeth also look quite rotten and worn, and I would expect them to be quite loose considering how all the others have fallen out. So when he so fiercely digs into the rabbit I sort of expected that all his teeth would fall out.

Cute little critter. I liked him at the gates of Mordor, and also at the stewed rabbit scene :).

PsYkOoOoO
09-12-2003, 06:51 AM
Originally posted by Fanible
I did wonder how he would manage to get a finger off. It'd be unbelievable painful thats for sure. He'd have to grind the few teeth back and forth on the finger to actually take it off

good point..hmmm

The Moose
09-12-2003, 09:28 PM
for both, not just one

PsYkOoOoO
09-12-2003, 11:46 PM
wait wait..what both?

The Moose
09-13-2003, 12:12 AM
i wanted to say this without having to use spoiler tage it would be painful for the person losing the finger (obviously) and also the person biting it off, as Fanible pointed out

PsYkOoOoO
09-13-2003, 12:56 AM
oh...hahahaa...i get your point...yea..ouch indeed

The Moose
09-13-2003, 01:07 AM
good. i didn't think that the first one was that good

todd philip
09-13-2003, 02:18 AM
the duller the teeth, the more painful the bite!

The Moose
09-13-2003, 03:00 AM
thanks for that todd

todd philip
09-13-2003, 03:01 AM
your welcome!

The Moose
09-13-2003, 03:03 AM
can i ask you how you know that todd?

todd philip
09-13-2003, 03:04 AM
cause i have been bitten many a time!

The Moose
09-13-2003, 03:09 AM
by people who have lived for about 500 years, and are still really fit, and wear a tiny cloth

PsYkOoOoO
09-13-2003, 07:29 AM
by that kid in his avatar i guess...

todd philip
09-13-2003, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by The Moose
by people who have lived for about 500 years, and are still really fit, and wear a tiny cloth

how do you know my grandmother ;)

The Moose
09-13-2003, 07:17 PM
probably that kid. he looks pretty unwell. that's what todd's fingers can do to ya, so watch out!

_manuel_
09-13-2003, 07:44 PM
todd phillip = scariest avatar ever.

If thats your son or something, please assume that im kidding.

Where does it say in the hobbit that he only has six teeth?