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slinger
09-10-2003, 06:27 PM
Found this over at SHH! and had to share...


A MAN forced by his girlfriend to attend an artsy foreign-film festival nodded off in the theatre and smothered in a bucket of popcorn!

To make matters worse, 28-year-old Martin Sisco had been dead close to three hours before the Russian movie Ivana, Ivana finally ended and Lois Franks noticed that her beau wasn't breathing.

"I thought he was joking and was trying to make me feel guilty for taking him to the festival," Franks, 31, told police in Sydney, Australia. "But when I pushed his shoulder he didn't get up. He slumped over and then fell to the floor.

"By then I realized something really was wrong with him and I started screaming."

In her statement to police, Franks said the bizarre and tragic drama unfolded after she threatened to end her three-year relationship with Sisco if he didn't hire a baby-sitter and take her to the film festival that featured high-brow movies and so-called "experimental cinema" from all over the world.

He gave in, she said, but he wasn't happy.

"When we arrived there were six movies playing but I wanted to see Ivana, Ivana first because I thought Martin might like it once it started.

"But when we found a seat he just sat there yawning with his arms folded, and he wouldn't even look at me."

The film about the sizzling, star-crossed love shared by a Soviet spy and an American diplomat of Russian ancestry -- Ivana -- is set in Moscow at the height of the Cold War.

It has been praised by critics as capturing "the unique fear and flavor of the era" but by all accounts it "plods" and takes a long time to make its points. Even worse -- it's subtitled.

"I just thought he was bored," she said. "Rather than wake him, I decided to leave well enough alone."

Investigators ruled out foul play when an autopsy revealed Sisco suffered no trauma and hadn't been drugged -- he had fallen asleep in the popcorn and smothered.

"It's a new one on me," says Police Det. Robert Greene. "We've had heart attacks in theaters, and strokes. And sometimes people choke on candy, and occasionally a senior citizen will simply die of old age.

"But smothering in a bucket of popcorn -- it's not something you see every day."

Franks remains devastated and has declined interview requests. But in a prepared statement issued through a family spokesman, she openly wished she could turn back the hands of time -- and steer clear of the art festival.

"I can't help but blame myself. If only we had gone to see Dumb and Dumberer or even Gigli, Martin would still be alive today."

cg124
09-10-2003, 07:12 PM
damn. They need head seatbelts in theaters to prevent this from happening

obsessedwithsnl
09-10-2003, 08:42 PM
whoa, that's sad. i would feel so guilty if i was Franks

Dogbert0228
09-10-2003, 08:47 PM
That's why, as my good friend likes to point out, "Girls are bad. Throw rocks at them."

Girlfriends, while good in theory, only lead to trouble, lol... :)

Rocketboy
09-10-2003, 11:22 PM
Originally posted by slinger
"I can't help but blame myself. If only we had gone to see Dumb and Dumberer or even Gigli, Martin would still be alive today." If they had, the same thing may have happened...

I don't see how this could be true. Popcorn isn't exactly that thick. It's light, air can easily get in there.

slinger
09-11-2003, 12:45 AM
But add their butter...

Doofy Gilmore
09-11-2003, 09:33 AM
Originally posted by Dogbert0228
That's why, as my good friend likes to point out, "Girls are bad. Throw rocks at them."

Girlfriends, while good in theory, only lead to trouble, lol... :)


Agreed. As if women don't have enough ways already to kill us dudes, now add another one to the list.

trevaine
09-11-2003, 10:15 AM
Sounds like an Urban Legend. If a man can't kick a popcorn kernels ass... wtf chance does he have in life anyway? Better redo that autopsy.

Fanible
09-12-2003, 02:55 AM
Definitly sounds like an urban legend, for two things.

One, he couldn't of gotten smothered by a bucket of popcorn. No explanation as to what made him pass out? Well whatever, he should of been able to breathe fine. A more logical explanation is that he for some reason died of something else, and just happened to fall into his popcorn.

That reason, and then of course the obvious one that if you were sitting next to someone, for THREE hours and then another movie, you'd be able to notice if they ended up keeling over into their bowl of popcorn. The only explanation for that of course is if she's totally dense or the movies were super compelling and had you on the edge of your seat. And I guess there was no intermission between the film before Ivana, because she didn't notice him dead until after Ivana ended.

No... sounds more ridiculous than interesting or true.

Klimber
09-16-2003, 10:14 AM
Maybe it was the jumbo size and he fell into the bucket. I bet that upsize to the jumbo for another 35 cents does not seem as a great deal now.

The Moose
09-17-2003, 11:52 PM
one word sums it up for me. bugga!