CS! Trek

[Dirty Harry]

:cool: Yes, this is the ultimate thread for trekkies everywhere. Here are the roles available:
Captain
Number One
Engineer
Bartender
Janitor
Crewman #1
Cook
Navigator
Translator
Science Officer
Doctor
Security Personell
Caretaker of Weapons
Crewman #2
Robot Slave:confused:
Secret Vulcan Spy
The Captain's Uncle who does nothing but sit around
Crewman #3
:alien: LET THE GAMES BEGIN. The first one to claim a role, gets it.

[cg124]

captain

what do you do?

[Dirty Harry]

Originally posted by cg124
captain

what do you do?
Cg124--captain
Well, once we have our full crew we'll take off and I'll give you some missions...your basically free to do whatever you want.

[cg124]

Originally posted by Dirty Harry
Cg124--captain
Well, once we have our full crew we'll take off and I'll give you some missions...your basically free to do whatever you want.

do i have to be a star trek geek. or is this just for fun and do what ever you want.

[Dirty Harry]

Originally posted by cg124
do i have to be a star trek geek. or is this just for fun and do what ever you want.
The latter.:grin:

[cg124]

Thats good. I always wanted to be a captain of a ship. I'm glad i don't have to know anything about star trek.

[Dirty Harry]

Any more volunteers?

[Kyle Katarn]

Kirk: You must heal them!
McCoy: Dammit, Jim I'm a Doctor, not a doc.....er....I'll get right on it!

I wanna be the Cheif Medical officer, just like my fave, McCoy!

[cg124]

dirty harry do you have invisable mode on so you can surf the board without anyone knowing your on?

[PlayingGod]

Caretaker of Weapons! ..

[Kyle Katarn]

Pateint: My bill is HOW MUCH?! :mad:

Kyle: *whips out communicator* PG...beam me a Phaser Rifle to medlab, stat!

[cg124]

" as captain i order that we don't star yet untill we have a whole crew. Now here's your blasters in case we run into anthing dangerous."

[Kyle Katarn]

*Kyle sets his phaser on "castrate," shutting up the *****ing patient!* :hehe:

[cg124]

" see blasters make everyone happy"

[Mr.Matinee]

Number One.
Well,technically,I'm 2nd in line...

[cg124]

" very well here's your blaster number one. Now number one I order you to take a number two":D

[Mr.Matinee]

:hehe:that's from Beavis and Butthead,right?

[cg124]

" yeah i just had to use it"

[Kyle Katarn]

:lol: That exchange between Kirk and McCoy is from Beavid & Butthead too! They see that, then Butthead says, "Hey Beavis...they better watch out for the Klingons near Uranus!"

[cg124]

"yep. and you don't have to use the names from the show or movies. Just use whatever name you want. Call me captain cg.

[PlayingGod]

*Wanders over to food store place*

PG:I want everything you've got ..

Cashier: That'll be 100, 678 dollars please ..

*Pulls out largest weapon in the entire arsenal*

PG: No it won't ..

[Kyle Katarn]

*Kyle takes a drink, and spits it out*

I said DIET, blast you!

*kicks drink machine...machine starts cussing at him*

[Knerys]

Woo i wanna be in it!

[cg124]

*walks over* " is there a problem here drink machine"

CM" get the hell away from me you suck"

Cg" *pulls out plug. Opens the front to reaveal the drinks.* "enjoy"

[cg124]

Originally posted by Knerys
Woo i wanna be in it!

pick your role then.

[Beat]

Hello, I am, soon to be was, the captain of the USS HYPE!!

I shall give you a list of how to have a blast.....

1. The captain makes use of the crew

2. The beer is in full supply

3. Cannibalism is ok

4. No raping

5. The first shall be first and the last shall be last

6. Don't forget about the bar and snack shop

7. It doesn't have to be in the Star Trek universe......lemme igve you one of our missions in a nutshell


We time traveled to 1977 and watched Star Wars. During the movie the alien known as "You" told us that all our base are belong to him. We crashlanded on Mars and ended up going in to the base that's on Doom 3.

[cg124]

ok i'm captain cg. Hi

[Kyle Katarn]

Aw, geez, I'm sorry Captain cg! I forgot to give Beat his Lithium today! *runs off with a hypospray after Beat* :D

[cg124]

Originally posted by Kyle Katarn
Aw, geez, I'm sorry Captain cg! I forgot to give Beat his Lithium today! *runs off with a hypospray after Beat* :D

what was that beat guy talking about anyway.

[Dirty Harry]

Cg124--Captain
Kyle Katarn--Chief Medical Officer
Mr. Matinee--Number one
Playing God--Weapons Caretaker
Knerys--???
:alien:

[Dirty Harry]

Originally posted by cg124
what was that beat guy talking about anyway.
If you've ever been to the Hype(Coming Soon and that site have a long history) you'll find a thread similar to this one:alien:

[Kyle Katarn]

We should send a few Photon Torpedos their way! :hehe:

[Dirty Harry]

Originally posted by Kyle Katarn
We should send a few Photon Torpedos their way! :hehe:
Yes, we should.
:applaud:

[PlayingGod]

Originally posted by Kyle Katarn
We should send a few Photon Torpedos their way! :hehe:

But you might hit me .. I go there too .. :(

[cg124]

"good point. Since we got the torpedo ready ready lets blow up j-lo's butt. Thats a planet now right?:D "

[Kyle Katarn]

Aw, Captain! Her butt is her only redeeming feature! :( :meanie:

[cg124]

"Good point. But what should we use our torpedo on?"

[sniktawt]

Captain Cg can I be security.
They **** up all the time so do I!!!!

[sniktawt]

Originally posted by cg124
"Good point. But what should we use our torpedo on?"

"THE MASTER PRINT OF GIGLI"!!!!!

[Dirty Harry]

Originally posted by sniktawt
Captain Cg can I be security.
They **** up all the time so do I!!!!
Sure, why not. Go ahead and **** up.
I thought someone would have taken secret vulcan spy by now, or robot slave, or uncle.:o
Cg124--Captain
Kyle Katarn--Chief Medical Officer
Mr. Matinee--Number one
Playing God--Weapons Caretaker
Knerys--???
sniktawt--security officer

[Dirty Harry]

Originally posted by sniktawt
"THE MASTER PRINT OF GIGLI"!!!!!
Best answer yet!:applaud:

[Kyle Katarn]

Captain, I think he's found something we can all agree on! :twisted:

[Kyle Katarn]

I wish Knerys had picked something....I know she'll want a part, but I guess she missed the part about "first come first serve, pick your role!"

[sniktawt]

Is orion slave girl gone yet?

[Dirty Harry]

Originally posted by Kyle Katarn
I wish Knerys had picked something....I know she'll want a part, but I guess she missed the part about "first come first serve, pick your role!"
How come nobody picked robot slave? Am I the only one who thinks that would be a load of fun?

[cg124]

" the master print of gigli it is. Torpedo ready. Ready to fire when everyone else is ready. Say ready."

[Knerys]

CanI be an Engineer?

[Dirty Harry]

Originally posted by sniktawt
Is orion slave girl gone yet?
No, it's robot slave. There is a difference. (not really, but yeah)
Also Vulcan spy would be great. I'm prepared to give you your first mission when you get a bigger crew.
Oh, and weapons manager, say ready.

[Dirty Harry]

Originally posted by Knerys
Can I be an Engineer?
Cg124--Captain
Kyle Katarn--Chief Medical Officer
Mr. Matinee--Number one
Playing God--Weapons Caretaker
Knerys--Engineer:grin:
sniktawt--security officer

[cg124]

"can't fire the torpedo unless someone says ready"

[Kyle Katarn]

All decks show ready sir!

[cg124]

" torpedo ready!!!!." *pushes button* "FIRE!!!!!!!!"

[Dirty Harry]

Originally posted by Kyle Katarn
All decks show ready sir!
:applaud: It's about damn time!

[cg124]

Computers voice" object destroyed"

Captain" great work guys. Now one will have to sufer through gigli again."

[Knerys]

So when does do we begin?

[Dirty Harry]

Originally posted by cg124
Computers voice" object destroyed"

Captain" great work guys. Now one will have to sufer through gigli again."
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS< MY FRIENDS, dun, dun, dun! And we'll keep on fighting to the end! We are the champions, we are the champions, there's no time for losing cause are the champions--Of the WORLD!

[Dirty Harry]

Originally posted by Knerys
So when does do we begin?
Well, I suppose we could go on without our whole crew and just wait for people to join, but believe me, that could result in a huge disaster

[spiderman_2k]

Meh...sign me up for something

[Dirty Harry]

Originally posted by spiderman_2k
Meh...sign me up for something
If you want to do it that way, ok, but i warned you...robot slave!
:hehe:

[spiderman_2k]

Bastard..;)
*Glitch sends Spidey_2k crazy.
"Crush, kill destroy
*Rolls into warp core
"Sunnova *****"

[Dirty Harry]

Originally posted by spiderman_2k
Bastard..;)
*Glitch sends Spidey_2k crazy.
"Crush, kill destroy
*Rolls into warp core
"Sunnova *****"
Well, this will certainly be interesting.:alien:

[Neo is the One]

I WANT WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!

meh, I'll take weapons dude if its free :o

BAH! I'll just be...hmmm...anything

[Dirty Harry]

Originally posted by Neo is the One
I WANT WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!

meh, I'll take weapons dude if its free :o
No, that's Playing God, but you can be the uncle or the vulcan spy... :alien:

[Dirty Harry]

Originally posted by Neo is the One
I WANT WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!

meh, I'll take weapons dude if its free :o

BAH! I'll just be...hmmm...anything
Ok...UNCLE! UNCLE!

[Neo is the One]

can you like create a jr weapons inspector or I'll show them what happened with the first hype trek :p :o

[spiderman_2k]

*Goes on a mad rampage through the ship
*Ends up on a holodeck and runs program "Robot Lovin"
Seals door for 30 mins....;)

[Dirty Harry]

Originally posted by Neo is the One
can you like create a jr weapons inspector or I'll show them what happened with the first hype trek :p :o
You can be the weapons inspector's dance instructor...:eek:

[Neo is the One]

how bout I be the turret gunner?

[Dirty Harry]

Originally posted by Neo is the One
how bout I be the turret gunner?
Fine, fine, just don't tell them!

[Neo is the One]

ok :o :D

sweetness....:cool:

[Neo is the One]

*mans the turrets and shoots down a planet*

SWEET!

[Mr.Matinee]

What I miss?*Sees Sp_2k rampaging*Better fix him.*Incinerates Sp_2k with phaser*:p

[spiderman_2k]

U little sunnova...
*sends a clone out after Mr Matinee..brandishing a plastic spoon.

[sniktawt]

*shoots down the clone thus saving Number One Mr.Matinee.Not realizing the phaser was only on stun, clone recovers, Takes a major blow from the plastic spoon...Red shirt gets torn in the process*

[sniktawt]

"Damn Red shirt, Might as well be wearing a bullseye on my ass!!!"

[spiderman_2k]

BAHAHAHA, die uncredited extra.

[sniktawt]

(Actually I am The security Chief (With no name)

I wear my red shirt proudly!!!!!(And Tightly I may add)

"Die Clone, I will give Red Shirts Respect...**** knows we need it!!!"

[cg124]

*ands out blasters to new members*

[spiderman_2k]

*Is a ****ing robot slave...the starter of this thread must DIE..:evil:..:p

[cg124]

"hey watch it":p

[Kyle Katarn]

snik: "Damn Red shirt, Might as well be wearing a bullseye on my ass!!!"
*the clone's ears prick up at hearing that...*
15 MINUTES LATER....snik is in the Medlab with Kyle...
Kyle: "HOW did the plastic spoon get up there?! :eek:

[cg124]

" Thats not a spoon thats a spork"

[Kyle Katarn]

Oh...well, don't worry about it, I'll have it out in a jiffy....*hits button for probe-o-matic* Now, you may feel a little sting... ;)

[Kyle Katarn]

*looks at watch* ....uh oh. I gotta go fulfill some contractual obligations at a pharmacy on Earth! *steps into transporter then steps out* Oops! Forgot my supplies! *gets his medical kit and tricorder* Wait...it's almost the first of the month, right??? *also gets a mini Phaser from a locker, and tucks it into his waistband* ;) Okay, see you guys shortly! *beams down*

[Dirty Harry]

Your first mission, if you choose to except it...
Go to the planet of Stupidity and get me some ice cream!

[PlayingGod]

"FIRING TORPEDOS!!!!!"

*Launches 5 Torpedos at a unsuspecting peaceful world*

[cg124]

Originally posted by PlayingGod
"FIRING TORPEDOS!!!!!"

*Launches 5 Torpedos at a unsuspecting peaceful world*

"Ask the captain before fireing torpedos." Good shots by the way."

[sniktawt]

*wobbles off med table with a severe sore ass*

"Must get back on my feet, my fellow crew members need me to be their target!!"

[Neo is the One]

if ony you guys knew what happened to the first Hype Trek.....it haunts my memories :o

*shoots stuff*

[PlayingGod]

Originally posted by cg124
"Ask the captain before fireing torpedos." Good shots by the way."

"Thank you Captain!"

*Salute*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Accidently pours coffee on warp core,setting ship on fire*
Oh crap...*Runs to cargo bay and turns off forcefield,and is sucked into space*Ccccccrrrrrrraaaaaaaapppppp!!!!!!........

[cg124]

" Ok who wants to put on the space suit and retreive Mr.M"

[sniktawt]

"Looks like a job for the uncredited security cheif to risk his ass again"

*puts on cheesy space suit, makes sure his red shirt is showing proudly, and shoves off like a moron into space...*

[PlayingGod]

*Readys the Harpoon*

"I can get him back!"

*Cheesy smile followed by psychotic laughter*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Is holding Alien egg*
Hey man,it's like a giant Easter Egg!
*Face hugger jumps out of egg,lands on Mr.M's face*
DUDE!IT'S HUMPING MY F**KING FACE!!!

[spiderman_2k]

This is one ****ed up crew...:p

[sniktawt]

*Face Hugger spots The fool in the red shirted space suit, leaves Mr.M to feast on willing fool who puts his life on the line for basically nothing!!!*

"Aww ****...not again...****!!!!"

[Mr.Matinee]

*Tries to kill face hugger,but in the process blows up Snik's head*
Whoops!
*Floats back into ship,stick's what's left of Snick and facehugger into empty tordedo,and has it launched onto the planet Genisis...*

[sniktawt]

*will return as a new crew member once a new script is wrote*

[sniktawt]

"CS! Trek II-The Search For Snik-coming soon*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Goes to Genisis and picks up Snik,not knowing of the chestburster inside him...*;)

[Kyle Katarn]

*beams back up*

Kyle: So, uncredited nurse, what's on the agenda?

Nurse: Well, snik's head got blowed up...

Kyle: *whew!* And I thought it was going to be a hard evening! *sticks hands in sterilization field and preps for a simple head reconstruction*

[Mr.Matinee]

Hey,Dr.Katarn,you do know that there is an Alien inside him?...

[Kyle Katarn]

Kyle: Alien? I thought he just had gas...

*alien bursts out of snik's chest*

Kyle and Mr Matinee: YAAAAAAH!!!!
snik: Oh the humanity!!!!!

*the Alien faces the doctor and number one...then leaps at Kyle...and starts humping his leg*

Kyle: :confused: :eek:

[Dirty Harry]

It looks like history is repeating itself.:o

[Mr.Matinee]

*Pry's Alien off of of Kyle's leg,Alien scatters off.Takes out phaser*
Looks like we have some hunting to do,Men!

[Kyle Katarn]

Kyle: Dammit, where's the Captain! We need to get underway with our mission....our warp core has sicky coffee residue in it...and I have chest splattered all over my clean operating room!!!! :mad:

MM: Uhhhhh...

snik: ....mommy.....

Kyle: Oh yeah....*shoots up snik with some morphine...* Head reconstruction, chest reconstruction...hope his Blue Cross is paid up!

MM: Actually, the federation won't insure Redshirts....too much liability!

Kyle: ..bummer. *goes to work*

[cg124]

"captains here. Wheres the alien? hows snik doing?"

[Kyle Katarn]

Kyle: Mr Matinee is leading the search for the Alien. I'm just putting snik under for his CHEST reconstruction!

cg: Nice job on the head reconstruction, btw!

Kyle: Yeah, i'd say I improved on the original!

snik: I heard that!!!!

*Kyle gives snik more laughing gas* :hehe:

[Mr.Matinee]

Well,captain;The Alien is probably humping Knerys...or something.
Snik is high on morphine and has a half re constructecd head.And the warp core is shorting out.




Oh yeah,And SP_2k is still killing people.

[cg124]

*pulls out blaster and shoots alien.*

"don't worry about snik. he'll just die and come back a crow;) "

*pulls out straight jacket and raps sp_2k with it. Throws him in small white room and shuts door.*

[Mr.Matinee]

Oh well!

*Goes to Ten Four Lounge and orders drinks from Whoopi Goldberg.;)

[Kyle Katarn]

Dammit cg! I'm a doctor, not a vet! How can I put him back together if he comes back as a red shirted animal! ;)

[cg124]

" damnit this is a mans life were talking about do what you can"

[cg124]

Originally posted by Mr.Matinee
Oh well!

*Goes to Ten Four Lounge and orders drinks from Whoopi Goldberg.;)

" I guess her new show didn't go well"

[Mr.Matinee]

Sees the Alien across the bar,drinking a Martini*

What?....Aw,screw it.Not my problem!

[cg124]

"I'll take care of it."
*pulls out blaster and shoots whoopi goldberg*

"Problem solved";)

[Mr.Matinee]

Alien-"Dude that was F**kin' awsemome!"

Hey,Cap'in;We got a spot for ol' Alien here?:p

[cg124]

"Sure alien just don't hump anyone..... get off Mr.m's leg. Phhft"
*pulls out blaster and shoots alien.* "sorry we gave you a chance"

[Mr.Matinee]

Poor humpers...always getting shot on their first day of work...

[Mr.Matinee]

Hey,who want's to go on shore leave to Planet 69?;)

[Neo is the One]

Originally posted by Mr.Matinee
Hey,who want's to go on shore leave to Planet 69?;)

I'd prefer the planet of the hot horny chicks :)

[cg124]

Originally posted by Mr.Matinee
Hey,who want's to go on shore leave to Planet 69?;)

"wrong planet. woman are insticted from that planet. If you go there there is only guys. Lets blow it up. Say ready."

[Dirty Harry]

Hello? My ice cream has melted? Where are you going? Not that planet again! I swear, the number of crews I've lost to that planet!

[cg124]

Fine lets make a quick stop to turkey hill and get some ice cream for dirty harry.

[Kyle Katarn]

Kyle: *pant pant* Well, snik....you're FINALLY back together! Er...but you'll have a little scar on your chest I'm afraid....

snik: Well, it could be worse...

*snik looks in the mirror and sees a scar that looks like a large bulls-eye on his chest!*

snik: awwwww.........

[cg124]

"don't worry nobodys gonna notice"

[sniktawt]

"Well at least the bullseye 's not on my ass"

"But my red shirt is ruined may I have another"

"Red shirts are cool"

[sniktawt]

"Make sure it's an extra small, My nipples must be protruding"

[cg124]

"heres your red shirt extra small. Have you been talking to joel schumacher?";)

[Dirty Harry]

Thanks for the ice cream! Your new mission is to destroy the planet of the apes. I mean, if Tim Burton hasn't allready.

[Mr.Matinee]

Wait,isn't the planet of the apes Earth?So wouldn't we be sealing the yet to be fate of the planet if we blow it up?

[Dirty Harry]

Originally posted by Mr.Matinee
Wait,isn't the planet of the apes Earth?So wouldn't we be sealing the yet to be fate of the planet if we blow it up?
Yeah, so? It'll be fun!:applaud:

[cg124]

"hmm what should we do. Lets blow up old earth the only people who live there are reallty tv show stars. Say ready."

[Beat]

Originally posted by Dirty Harry
It looks like history is repeating itself.:o

Quiet you.:mad:

[Mr.Matinee]

What?!?

[Beat]

Originally posted by Mr.Matinee
What?!?

Inside joke of sorts.

[Neo is the One]

do you crew of CS Trek want to know what happened to SHH trek??? :eek:

[cg124]

"sure"

[Neo is the One]

it is quite thee scary :(

[cg124]

tell me now

[Optimus Prime]

I'll be the Science Officer

(That answer seems erelavint, Captian.)

[Mr.Matinee]

Hey Captain,we just got a distress signal.

[cg124]

"what is it?"

[Kyle Katarn]

*is drinking his toast to Labor Day from a cough syrup bottle in Medlab. wait.....it is cough syrup* :eek:

[Rogue]

Is it too late for me to join?

[sniktawt]

Rogue, you can be my deputy security chief.
"Here's a red shirt extra small.lol!!!!"(Count 17 posts back for rest of that inside joke).:)

"Remember a red shirt is the equivalent to a bullseye in the CS Trek Universe...So be on your toes."

[cg124]

Welcome rogue. Now we have more security. By the way i'm captain Cg.

[cg124]

"snik how is your extra small security shirt."

[Rogue]

*slips into the red shirt* Weapons?

[Mr.Matinee]

This is standard issue,Rogue:
*Hands Rogue booklet which reads;"What to do when an Alien starts to hump your leg"*

Go back a page or two to figure out that inside joke.

[cg124]

Originally posted by Rogue
*slips into the red shirt* Weapons?

Here's your blaster

[sniktawt]

Originally posted by cg124
"snik how is your extra small security shirt."

"Very Tight and snuggly.I see the ship's clothes washer did a damn fine job of shrinking this bad boy down."

[Mr.Matinee]

*Shows up in Starfleet's "Relaxed fit" uniform*

Well,someone has to be different than all the tight shirted people here...

[sniktawt]

*Looks At Rogue and couldn't care less to be in relaxed fit.*

[Mr.Matinee]

You've got a point about that...

[sniktawt]

"When can we beam down so we can get our asses shot off!!!"

[Mr.Matinee]

Wait,we're supposed to be going somewhere?

[sniktawt]

"Where is our destination, Sir"

[Kyle Katarn]

Originally posted by Dirty Harry
:cool: Yes, this is the ultimate thread for trekkies everywhere. Here are the roles available:
Bartender
Janitor
Crewman #1
Cook
Navigator
Translator
Crewman #2
Secret Vulcan Spy
The Captain's Uncle who does nothing but sit around
Crewman #3


Man....we need more recruits!!!! *poses for a "The Federation wants YOU!" :mad: sign!*

[cg124]

Originally posted by sniktawt
"Where is our destination, Sir"

Lets blow up mars so we show earth what real fireworks look like. Ready to fire torpedo. Say ready

[Rogue]

*fires the Blaster* WHOOOO! Stay outta my way!! :D

*looks down at her uniform* Uhm..isn't this rather..form fitting? ;)

[JBond]

*Blaster misses Mars and blows up Saturn*

Son of a *****!

[Rogue]

*hides the Blaster behind her back*

It..it wasn't me!!

[JBond]

It's ok, I was never fond of Saturn...I was just thinking what my boss would say....had he been alive, he lived on Saturn.

[cg124]

Originally posted by JBond
It's ok, I was never fond of Saturn...I was just thinking what my boss would say....had he been alive, he lived on Saturn.

Yeah what planet where's a ring around it.;)

[Kyle Katarn]

Uhhh...huh huh huh.....just don't blow up Uranus! :hehe:

[cg124]

*puts ship in hyperspeed.* where going to the milky way. *stops* "here we are" *sees alien.*"get off my ship biotch" *fires blaster and kills alien.*"I love killing aliens after going into hyperspeed"

[Rogue]

*staggers onto the Bridge tipsy* Yeesah, where did I put that Blaster?

[Mr.Matinee]

*Walks onto bridge*

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We ....Kinda.....lost our warp core.

[cg124]

Originally posted by Mr.Matinee
*Walks onto bridge*

Ummm...How can I say this...
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We ....Kinda.....lost our warp core.

Oh crap

[Mr.Matinee]

Yeah so umm...do we evacuate,or something?

[cg124]

Lets repair then

[Kyle Katarn]

*hollers* Oh, engineeeeeeeeeerrrrrrr!!!! :eek:

[cg124]

"are you done with the repair yet"

[Mr.Matinee]

How can we fix the warp core if we don't have a warp core to FIX?
Make a new one?

[cg124]

lets break a warp core then

[Mr.Matinee]

What exactly do you mean by "break"?

[cg124]

I don't know i think i been taking in to many space fumes. any ways lets do something

[Kyle Katarn]

*Is taking inventory of the ships medicines....stops to sniff in a bottle of liquid*
Mmmm...bubble gum flavor! *chugs*

[cg124]

Originally posted by Kyle Katarn
*Is taking inventory of the ships medicines....stops to sniff in a bottle of liquid*
Mmmm...bubble gum flavor! *chugs*

umm thats a super turbo lax

[Mr.Matinee]

Sees that the thread is quiet.
Matinee-Hey,Cg...there are some uhhh...klingons that want to talk to you,yeah...;)

[Skinny]

did you say Klingons!?! Mr. Sulu, I want a warp factor five on the double... let's get the hell out of here! (Im a fan of the old series... heh heh...)

[cg124]

Originally posted by Mr.Matinee
Sees that the thread is quiet.
Matinee-Hey,Cg...there are some uhhh...klingons that want to talk to you,yeah...;)

*pulls out laser* "bring them in"

[Kyle Katarn]

*opens door of latrine, pulls out phaser pistol*

Tell 'em to come get some.....awwww heck!

*runs back in latrine*

[cg124]

"come back here"!!!

[Kyle Katarn]

Kyle: Must...help...crewmates! But can't...get off...can! What to do?!

*the crew and Klingons alike hit the floor as Kyle starts shooting, rapid-fire at random from the latrine* :D

[Mr.Matinee]

Wait,they're just Trekkies.*Accidently opens cargo bay,shoting Trekkie Klingons into space*Oops,my bad...

[cg124]

Originally posted by Mr.Matinee
Wait,they're just Trekkies.*Accidently opens cargo bay,shoting Trekkie Klingons into space*Oops,my bad...

"it's all right we can make it look like sucide"

[Mr.Matinee]

Why would Trekkies commit suicide?

[cg124]

Because kyle shot them into space.

[Mr.Matinee]

Umm...okay....

Well,the ship seems empty...I say we try and reach the center/edge of the universe,just for kicks.

[cg124]

what the hell go for it

[spiderman_2k]

Am i still the robot servant??

[Mr.Matinee]

Well,who bout you be our android science officer,since I think half of our crew disaapeared.

Anyway,let's get this Sunday Drive into gear.
*Points ship to center of universe,and sets the ship to warp 10*
WEEEEEE!!!;)

[spiderman_2k]

Drills tiny hole in the ship...This will be interesting...
*Clings onto something as ship supplies get sucked into space...

[cg124]

Originally posted by spiderman_2k
Drills tiny hole in the ship...This will be interesting...
*Clings onto something as ship supplies get sucked into space...

you bastard;) *covers hole with duck tape.* "now what to do with you?" *locks Spidy in a room and makes him watch a marathon of bad movies including Gigli and batman and robin.

[Mr.Matinee]

*Stops Ship at Center of Universe*

Hey Cap'n,there's a black hole here.Wanna go through it?

[spiderman_2k]

Originally posted by cg124
you bastard;) *covers hole with duck tape.* "now what to do with you?" *locks Spidy in a room and makes him watch a marathon of bad movies including Gigli and batman and robin.

You Lousy sunnova*****....*Looks at the screen..:shock:
You are EVIL pure EVIL...:waa:

[Mr.Matinee]

*Hears Sp_2k's screams*
Cg must have stuck him on the holodeck and run the Gigli program.We never should of had that installed.:p

[cg124]

Originally posted by spiderman_2k
You Lousy sunnova*****....*Looks at the screen..:shock:
You are EVIL pure EVIL...:waa:

*lets mr. matinee out.* "how do you feel?" "don't worry spidy it can't be that bad it was only 10 minutes."

[Mr.Matinee]

Hey cap'n,the ship seems as if it's being sucked into this black hole,what do you,um,want to do about that?

[spiderman_2k]

I say we go with it..Im not the captain but i have a gut feeling he is about to perish...*Grins Evily...:D

[cg124]

Originally posted by spiderman_2k
I say we go with it..Im not the captain but i have a gut feeling he is about to perish...*Grins Evily...:D

*holds blaster to spidys head.* "i don't think you want to do"

[spiderman_2k]

*Maybe that blaster is the way u die..Maybe i tampered with it...:D

[cg124]

Originally posted by spiderman_2k
*Maybe that blaster is the way u die..Maybe i tampered with it...:D

*pulls out machete and holds it too spidys throat and throw him in room to make him watch gigli* "now you have to watch the whole thing and not just once but 5 times."

[spiderman_2k]

Oh no i dont...

*Cuts hole in side of ship and gets sucked into space...Floats happily into the sun...:D

[Mr.Matinee]

Wonders when Sp_2k will realize that that as he jumped out of the ship,the entire ship was sucked into a black hole and came out...in a 7-11.yeah.:D

[cg124]

Originally posted by Mr.Matinee
Wonders when Sp_2k will realize that that as he jumped out of the ship,the entire ship was sucked into a black hole and came out...in a 7-11.yeah.:D

"ok who wants a slurpie."

[Mr.Matinee]

Uses Slurpee to plug up hole in ship,Then grabs a Big Gulp,a 1/4 punder hotdog,and some Chilli-Cheese Fritos*So,How do we get the hell out of here?

[cg124]

"i don't know. Lets just rob the place for money."

[Mr.Matinee]

*Incenerates 7-11 clerk with phaser*
Oops.My bad.

[cg124]

Originally posted by Mr.Matinee
*Incenerates 7-11 clerk with phaser*
Oops.My bad.

no probelm. *take money from cash register*

[Serendipity]

hmmm...the first Trek (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=56048&highlight=Hype+Trek) made it much much further than this one!

*Hangs head in shame*

[cg124]

*PULLS out phaser* "what did you say? leave now if yoiu have nothing good to say."

[Mr.Matinee]

Silence!your Journey has just begun!*Sucks Serendipity out of airlock*Damn,this is FUN!:D

[cg124]

hell yeah. Lets go back into space now ok

[Serendipity]

whoa...Maybe phasers shouldn't be the weapons of choice here. :o

[cg124]

*blows up serendipity* "oh sorry"

[Serendipity]

*regenerates*

"no problem"

*blows up cg124*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Locks Serendipity with Sp_2k in "Gigli Room"*
That's the end of that problem...:hehe: :twisted:

[cg124]

Originally posted by Serendipity
*regenerates*

"no problem"

*blows up cg124*

"you can't destroy me. Thanks MR . M"

[Kyle Katarn]

*walks into room with doctor's bag, whistling*

[cg124]

Originally posted by Kyle Katarn
*walks into room with doctor's bag, whistling*

and what do you plan on doing

[Kyle Katarn]

Kyle: I dunno, YOU'RE the captain! :D Gimme some orders!

[cg124]

Originally posted by Kyle Katarn
Kyle: I dunno, YOU'RE the captain! :D Gimme some orders!

hmm *shoots incent person with blaster* there you go

[Kyle Katarn]

Hoooray! Kyle can be useful!

*Kyle tends to victim*

Kyle: Hmmm...looks like your appendix is damaged...

Victim: You idiot! The appendix is on the OTHER side!

Kyle: HEY! I'm the doctor here! :mad:

[cg124]

Originally posted by Kyle Katarn
Hoooray! Kyle can be useful!

*Kyle tends to victim*

Kyle: Hmmm...looks like your appendix is damaged...

Victim: You idiot! The appendix is on the OTHER side!

Kyle: HEY! I'm the doctor here! :mad:


*shoots victim in head.* that person was real *****y. *shoots another victim* here help them

[Kyle Katarn]

Victim: AAAH...the pain! For the love of....AAAH! I'll do anything! Help me kind sir!

Kyle: That's more like it *gives shot of super-morphine* :D

[cg124]

*shoots another bystander* "now help them"

[Mr.Matinee]

*After having dissapeared for 3 weeks,walks into wherever we
are*

WHAT the HELL is/has been going on here???;)

[cg124]

Originally posted by Mr.Matinee
*After having dissapeared for 3 weeks,walks into wherever we
are*

WHAT the HELL is/has been going on here???;)


basicly just shooting bystanders and then kyle saves them.

[Mr.Matinee]

*Shoots Kyle*

Sorry.I just felt like shooting somebody besides bystanders

[cg124]

Originally posted by Mr.Matinee
*Shoots Kyle*

Sorry.I just felt like shooting somebody besides bystanders

honest mistake.kyle can help himself. *shoots real bystander* see now.

[Kyle Katarn]

Kyle: OWWWW my ass!!!

Young Bystander: *when cg shot him, it grazed his hand* Mommy! Waaaaaah!

Mom of bystander: Ohh, poor dear! Let mommy kiss your boo-boo!

Kyle: Hey, I got a phasered ass here! I don't see anybody kissin' IT!!!

[cg124]

Originally posted by Kyle Katarn

Kyle: Hey, I got a phasered ass here! I don't see anybody kissin' IT!!!


*orders a hooker to kiss kyle's boo boo*

[Neo is the One]

*arms the nuclear warhead aboard the ship*

hahhahahha, we shall all die in a matter of minutes...

*takes off in escape pod*

or maybe just you...:p :o :D

[cg124]

Originally posted by Neo is the One
*arms the nuclear warhead aboard the ship*

hahhahahha, we shall all die in a matter of minutes...

*takes off in escape pod*

or maybe just you...:p :o :D

umm ok. what postion do you want check the first page and tell me what job you want. if some one alrady has the job then ill tell you to pick another one.

[Neo is the One]

Originally posted by Neo is the One
how bout I be the turret gunner?

Originally posted by Dirty Harry
Fine, fine, just don't tell them!

:o

[cg124]

so what galxy should we go to now

[Kyle Katarn]

Computer!

*click wrrr click doot doot doot*

Locate nearest galaxy with hot, easy alien chicks! :D

[cg124]

Originally posted by Kyle Katarn
Computer!

*click wrrr click doot doot doot*

Locate nearest galaxy with hot, easy alien chicks! :D

hyper space!

[Mr.Matinee]

*Walks in again*

Is it just me or do we only have a 4 man crew?

[cg124]

Originally posted by Mr.Matinee
*Walks in again*

Is it just me or do we only have a 4 man crew?

who cares were the best crew ever.

[Mr.Matinee]

Damn straight!*Blows up something*

[cg124]

yeah lets blow up planet bill, watch out for the monica rays

[Skinny]

(meanwhile on the ship) hmm... what does this botton do... (Ship goes to warp speed) ahhhhhhh! woooo hoooo! :p

[cg124]

can someone go retrieve skinny

[Mr.Matinee]

I'll get him,I guess

*Is ambushed and mugged by Tribbles*

[cg124]

oh screw it it's thanksgiving