Mat
08-25-2003, 05:16 PM
You Might Be a Redneck Jedi if...
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
Instead of an R2 unit, you have a dog in the back of your X-Wing fighter.
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.
At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
You pick your teeth with your light saber.
There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.
You have five recipes for preparing Ewok.
You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.
You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
You think that Stormtroopers are KKK members with really cool sheets.
Your Jedi master ever said, "My finger you will pull..hmmm?"
You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you stopped to spit.
The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
You asked your wing commander to put off an attack on a Death Star until after the Auburn-Alabama game was over.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You have ever used the Force to cheat while fishing or bowling.
You have ever used a light saber to clean fish or small game.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side... it'll be a hoot."
You have ever had your R2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to light the bar-b-q grill.
You don't understand why Princess Leia and Luke Skywalker didn't get married.
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
Instead of an R2 unit, you have a dog in the back of your X-Wing fighter.
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.
At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
You pick your teeth with your light saber.
There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.
You have five recipes for preparing Ewok.
You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.
You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
You think that Stormtroopers are KKK members with really cool sheets.
Your Jedi master ever said, "My finger you will pull..hmmm?"
You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you stopped to spit.
The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
You asked your wing commander to put off an attack on a Death Star until after the Auburn-Alabama game was over.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You have ever used the Force to cheat while fishing or bowling.
You have ever used a light saber to clean fish or small game.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side... it'll be a hoot."
You have ever had your R2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to light the bar-b-q grill.
You don't understand why Princess Leia and Luke Skywalker didn't get married.