PDA

View Full Version : Pirates of Comingsoon: The curse of Frizzo's frigate.


todd philip
08-23-2003, 02:49 AM
Location: Far away in the deep dead sea!


Its a very dark, and very stormy night! A ship is far in the distance rocking back and forth! Shouts and screams are coming from the ship. Two men are swordfighting on the top deck!

Man 1: TASTE MY STEAL!

The man shouts at the other, and then he forces his sword into the fellows stomach!

Man 1: How does it taste, Me buckeo?

Man 2: I will have my vengance! if not in this life then the next! but i will have my vengance!

And then Man 2 fell overboard, his lifeless body fell down into the deep, dark, abbys. Never to see the light of day again.
Man 1 wiped his sword clean on his shirt, and then went down bellow back to his cabin.

Mans 1 name is Captain Frizzo flungpooter, and he is the captain of the ship THE MIRKOVICH. Frizzo and his crew will be floating on the endless ocean for eternity! FOR THE MIRKOVICH AND ITS CREW IS CURSED!!!



Location: Todskyville, England.

Butler: Miss Kitty Your father request's your presence at once!

Kitty was busy making herself beautiful, she staired into her looking glass combing her hair with a golden handled horsehair brush. Her eyes turned to her bedroom door, the one the butler kept on banging...

Kitty: Fredrick, Please! I will be there in one moment!!!

She kept on brushing her hair, for she wanted to look her best for (of all people) a poor blacksmith! His name is Colorado cajun, and he earns a modest living, but to kittys father he would be considerd lesser then poopy dirt!

BUtler: FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING THAT IS HOLY ON THIS CRAPPY EARTH COULD YOU PLEASE HURRY IT UP, LASE!!!

Kitty then opened the door, the butler's hand ready to knock once again.

Kitty: Fredrick you must calm your nerves! Now could you please clean out my chamber pot! theres a big smelly pile of **** in it! I had mexican last night!

Kitty then ran downstairs to see her father in the dining room...




TO BE CONTINUDED....

spiderman_2k
08-23-2003, 09:59 AM
:hehe:

Balrog of Moria
08-23-2003, 05:03 PM
lol good one

Colorado Cajun
08-23-2003, 05:45 PM
LOL! well done Todd

Kitty
08-23-2003, 06:13 PM
lol, great...

smokiechimp
08-23-2003, 08:43 PM
I wish mine could be funny. Good fic so far Toddy boy!

southern
08-23-2003, 08:57 PM
Originally posted by smokiechimp
I wish mine could be funny.
:nono: it's fine as is ;)

todd philip
08-26-2003, 02:21 AM
Kitty walked into the dining room where her father was sitting at the end of the long oak table. He was sipping a glass of 50 year old port, and he was looking over an old dusty map.

JBond: Ah, kitty, it is good to see you this fine morning, please come and sit next to me.

Kitty walked over to her father, pulled a chair from the table, and sat down.

JBond: You look beautiful dear, what is the you are wearing?

Kitty: Thank you father, it is something that was shipped her from france.

JBond: Hmm, lovely, very lovely indeed.

Kitty: Thank you father.


READER : GET ON WITH IT!!!

JBond: I summoned you her for one purpose!

Kitty: What father?

JBond: DR. Evil asked me for my blessing to marry you!

Kitty: HE WHAT!!!

JBond: And i have given him my blessing!

Kitty: WHAT! HUH! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT!

JBond: Kitty, my dear, calm down. He will make a wonderful husband, and his family is quite wealthy!

Kitty: I dont care!

JBond: Oh and he's very well hung!

Kitty then felt very sick, the corset the she was wearing was squeezing her stomach. But she swallowed her vomit.

JBond: DR. Evil is waiting outside, i will now leave and he will come in.

Her stomach began to churn some more.
Dr. evil then walked in.

DR, Evil: Kitty, how are you this fine, fine day.

Kitty: Fine

Dr Evil then got down on one knee infront of kitty.

DR. Evil: Miss Kitty Elenor Korking, will you fulfill my destiny, and become my wife. For my love for you is greater then the weight of the largest of oceans.

Dr. Evil took a huge ring out of his vest pocket and held it infront of kitty

Dr. Evil: Will you be my wife, kitty...

Kitty just sat there in a daze. She looked into Dr. evil's eyes, She then began to slowly lick her lips, Then with all her strength, She Barfed the biggest barf she had ever brafed all over Dr evil. Big Brown and pink chunk's splashed all over Dr. evil. His fine and expensive clothing being ruined by kitty brown, chunky, tart smelling, puck.

Kitty: BURP, Oh excuse me, i am so sorry Mr. evil.

He just sat there on one knee, not blinking, not moving...

DR. evil: I guess i will take that as a No...

Kitty: I cant answer you right now, Dr. evil, Let me think about it! oK!

Dr. Evil : Yes, whatever. I must go home now and put on some new clothes.

Kitty: BURP!!!!!!!!!


to be continuded...

dr_evil
08-26-2003, 08:42 AM
:lol:
i love it
well except for the throwing up part but i can deal with that:p

spiderman_2k
08-26-2003, 10:24 AM
:hehe:

Nice..:D

Kitty
08-26-2003, 10:35 PM
well that's what happens when you eat mcdonalds at one in the morning :p

todd philip
08-26-2003, 10:37 PM
well that's what happens when you eat mcdonalds AT ALL!!!

Kyle Katarn
08-26-2003, 11:46 PM
:lol:

True dat! :eek: