todd philip
08-23-2003, 02:49 AM
Location: Far away in the deep dead sea!
Its a very dark, and very stormy night! A ship is far in the distance rocking back and forth! Shouts and screams are coming from the ship. Two men are swordfighting on the top deck!
Man 1: TASTE MY STEAL!
The man shouts at the other, and then he forces his sword into the fellows stomach!
Man 1: How does it taste, Me buckeo?
Man 2: I will have my vengance! if not in this life then the next! but i will have my vengance!
And then Man 2 fell overboard, his lifeless body fell down into the deep, dark, abbys. Never to see the light of day again.
Man 1 wiped his sword clean on his shirt, and then went down bellow back to his cabin.
Mans 1 name is Captain Frizzo flungpooter, and he is the captain of the ship THE MIRKOVICH. Frizzo and his crew will be floating on the endless ocean for eternity! FOR THE MIRKOVICH AND ITS CREW IS CURSED!!!
Location: Todskyville, England.
Butler: Miss Kitty Your father request's your presence at once!
Kitty was busy making herself beautiful, she staired into her looking glass combing her hair with a golden handled horsehair brush. Her eyes turned to her bedroom door, the one the butler kept on banging...
Kitty: Fredrick, Please! I will be there in one moment!!!
She kept on brushing her hair, for she wanted to look her best for (of all people) a poor blacksmith! His name is Colorado cajun, and he earns a modest living, but to kittys father he would be considerd lesser then poopy dirt!
BUtler: FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING THAT IS HOLY ON THIS CRAPPY EARTH COULD YOU PLEASE HURRY IT UP, LASE!!!
Kitty then opened the door, the butler's hand ready to knock once again.
Kitty: Fredrick you must calm your nerves! Now could you please clean out my chamber pot! theres a big smelly pile of **** in it! I had mexican last night!
Kitty then ran downstairs to see her father in the dining room...
TO BE CONTINUDED....
Its a very dark, and very stormy night! A ship is far in the distance rocking back and forth! Shouts and screams are coming from the ship. Two men are swordfighting on the top deck!
Man 1: TASTE MY STEAL!
The man shouts at the other, and then he forces his sword into the fellows stomach!
Man 1: How does it taste, Me buckeo?
Man 2: I will have my vengance! if not in this life then the next! but i will have my vengance!
And then Man 2 fell overboard, his lifeless body fell down into the deep, dark, abbys. Never to see the light of day again.
Man 1 wiped his sword clean on his shirt, and then went down bellow back to his cabin.
Mans 1 name is Captain Frizzo flungpooter, and he is the captain of the ship THE MIRKOVICH. Frizzo and his crew will be floating on the endless ocean for eternity! FOR THE MIRKOVICH AND ITS CREW IS CURSED!!!
Location: Todskyville, England.
Butler: Miss Kitty Your father request's your presence at once!
Kitty was busy making herself beautiful, she staired into her looking glass combing her hair with a golden handled horsehair brush. Her eyes turned to her bedroom door, the one the butler kept on banging...
Kitty: Fredrick, Please! I will be there in one moment!!!
She kept on brushing her hair, for she wanted to look her best for (of all people) a poor blacksmith! His name is Colorado cajun, and he earns a modest living, but to kittys father he would be considerd lesser then poopy dirt!
BUtler: FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING THAT IS HOLY ON THIS CRAPPY EARTH COULD YOU PLEASE HURRY IT UP, LASE!!!
Kitty then opened the door, the butler's hand ready to knock once again.
Kitty: Fredrick you must calm your nerves! Now could you please clean out my chamber pot! theres a big smelly pile of **** in it! I had mexican last night!
Kitty then ran downstairs to see her father in the dining room...
TO BE CONTINUDED....