todd philip
08-18-2003, 06:00 PM
I i'm takeing the five word post's from people, from dr evils thread, and putting it into story form, just to see how it would read as a story!!!
:D this should be interesting!
"Let's see a movie!" Said Kitty, because she wanted popcorn. and lots of coke for---"Coke?! I Want PEPSI!" Said Peter, who was grumpy because He couldnt get any from his Jamaican 500lb lover called she wanted her foot rubbed, and her bottle of gin. in beer bottles, to hide Big Gay Maomao, who liked to wear unwashed panties, wee, in them for fun, but not on a sunday because that's when they went canoeing at lake comandsuckmee, its fun. But they all hated the dastardly democrats and their little midget friends that always bite whenever anyone comes too close to my ice cream cone. Thankfully, no-one was bitten by my senile uncle named Ben. he escaped from mental hospital After he drugged nurses with Tylenol, which he stole from my cat, who is sick Because Todd fed him many pills, in an attempt to win a bet about the amount of pills that could fit in the intestines of a domestic animal. Todd lost and so the cat died. and a detective investigated it, An he found out nothing. but kept tabs on todd.
CHAPTER 2
the detective threw up after seeing how many cheetos could Quentin Tarantino stick in his Ears. But it didn't really matter cause who freakin cares?! Obviously Quentin Tarantino, because he is a major overrated arse, just kidding, He's really talented, just kidding again, he sucks! just kidding, he's a genius! kidding again, he's very overrated at making bad movies so Todd said.."Why I aughta" praise Quentin Tarantino some more," Quentin Tarantino likes capers, yum. and he's a freakin' genius," damn these multiple personalities regarding whether or not to burn Tarintino or to hug him, Fortunately, Edward Norton showed up, he said "i want one big mac to go, and an ice cream with sprinkles!" But the greasy waiter said "this's a library, you fool!"So Edward pulled out a platnum library card and borrowed A self help book about how to make good cheese specifically cheese from the country of japan. So then frizzo Fell down the stairs, and said crap, that really hurt He felt the bump on his ass and declared, "Edward!" he rubbed his ass with Edward Norton's platinum library card and then yelled " GOAT CARDNBOARD"
:D this should be interesting!
"Let's see a movie!" Said Kitty, because she wanted popcorn. and lots of coke for---"Coke?! I Want PEPSI!" Said Peter, who was grumpy because He couldnt get any from his Jamaican 500lb lover called she wanted her foot rubbed, and her bottle of gin. in beer bottles, to hide Big Gay Maomao, who liked to wear unwashed panties, wee, in them for fun, but not on a sunday because that's when they went canoeing at lake comandsuckmee, its fun. But they all hated the dastardly democrats and their little midget friends that always bite whenever anyone comes too close to my ice cream cone. Thankfully, no-one was bitten by my senile uncle named Ben. he escaped from mental hospital After he drugged nurses with Tylenol, which he stole from my cat, who is sick Because Todd fed him many pills, in an attempt to win a bet about the amount of pills that could fit in the intestines of a domestic animal. Todd lost and so the cat died. and a detective investigated it, An he found out nothing. but kept tabs on todd.
CHAPTER 2
the detective threw up after seeing how many cheetos could Quentin Tarantino stick in his Ears. But it didn't really matter cause who freakin cares?! Obviously Quentin Tarantino, because he is a major overrated arse, just kidding, He's really talented, just kidding again, he sucks! just kidding, he's a genius! kidding again, he's very overrated at making bad movies so Todd said.."Why I aughta" praise Quentin Tarantino some more," Quentin Tarantino likes capers, yum. and he's a freakin' genius," damn these multiple personalities regarding whether or not to burn Tarintino or to hug him, Fortunately, Edward Norton showed up, he said "i want one big mac to go, and an ice cream with sprinkles!" But the greasy waiter said "this's a library, you fool!"So Edward pulled out a platnum library card and borrowed A self help book about how to make good cheese specifically cheese from the country of japan. So then frizzo Fell down the stairs, and said crap, that really hurt He felt the bump on his ass and declared, "Edward!" he rubbed his ass with Edward Norton's platinum library card and then yelled " GOAT CARDNBOARD"