The JEFF STACKY famous POST (alicia talk/stalking posts/and celeb virgin posts)

[JeffStacky]

Hey there this is the new best thread.

It's all about me......jk jk

Well I am getting famous on here and it's a celeb post ....jk jk

Anyways this post is about 3 things

1. Alicia Silverstone my dear love.

2. BAD people who stalk celebs.

3. Celebs who are virgins!

Well pick a topic out of just the 3 ok and please noooooooo mean stuff at all ok I don't want this one banned ok?

Let's make a world record thread with a trillion posts with no mean stuff....I know we can do it


From Jeff

[Balrog of Moria]

Sounds like fun

[JeffStacky]

It's gonna be grand excitment!

We just need all the regular characters back...and remember nice is coooooooooooooooooool!

From Jeff

[Rebecca]

oh Jeff,you never give up do ya? hey it's cool your postin another thread.......I like it.

[Hitman]

My favorite part is the double "jk".

[Onimar Synn]

You forgot the "jk" after item 3. You HAVE to be kidding about that one...Unless we're talking about the Olsen twins. (And I'll take side-bets on how long that lasts.)

[JeffStacky]

Originally posted by Hitman
My favorite part is the double "jk".

Right on Right on ...I mean ro ro


From Jeff

[JeffStacky]

Ok well jessica simpson was so was Britney....I am !

ummmm there are a few more right?

From Jeff

[JeffStacky]

The olsen twins are pretty hot actually...I don't think they are virgins....which makes me sad cause they are like 10 years younger then I am

SUCKYYYYYY

From Jeff

[Onimar Synn]

The twins are really cute, but since I've been watching them on TV since they were two years old, I have to stop right there or it starts to feel really creepy. ;)

[JeffStacky]

Originally posted by Rebecca
oh Jeff,you never give up do ya? hey it's cool your postin another thread.......I like it.

Nope I am not giving up.

Hope you like this one..it's a bit of a twist from the other ones and combines a lot of what we has before .... I even added virgin celeb talk!

From Jeff (thanks for posting sweets):)

[JeffStacky]

Originally posted by Onimar Synn
The twins are really cute, but since I've been watching them on TV since they were two years old, I have to stop right there or it starts to feel really creepy. ;)

True that ...it is odd to think they are hot after Full House

but hey they are cute twin what is better then that....hot cute triplets I guess but nothing else

From Jeff:cool:

[Rebecca]

hopefully no idiot decides to come on here and get this one closed,so to all you idiots,stay away.you know who you are............stay far away,there i scared them off for you.

[Hitman]

I said it once and I'll say it again....the Olsen Twins are cute but they are in no way as bangable as some others (Hilary Duff, Lindsay Lohan). In fact, if you look at them long enough, they start to look like blonde trolls. Creepy.

[Clark Savage Jr]

Hey jk, you the man aintcha.

Jeff says..."Threads.....you ain't closing my stinkin' threads"

Hopefully Haley Joel Osment and the Olsen twins will all lose their virginity in one giant love in (I like Haley, he deserves it) that will be the talk of the decade.

[Rebecca]

hitman, hillary duff is not bangable at all,you nut.eww,she's not all that now.
blonde trolls? thats cute

[Hitman]

Or the talk of the tabloids once Haley discovers the truth about the Olsen Twins gender....

[Hitman]

Originally posted by Rebecca
hitman, hillary duff is not bangable at all,you nut.eww,she's not all that now.
blonde trolls? thats cute

Hey I called it as I saw it. What's not to like about Hilary Duff besides her awful acting and train- wrecking singing? She's hot, has a nice rack and a firm a$$.

[Slipknot]

Hilary Duff is like 13, plus shes not even fully developed yet, shes wicked flat and i think shes got a ways to go.

[Slipknot]

Originally posted by Hitman
Hey I called it as I saw it. What's not to like about Hilary Duff besides her awful acting and train- wrecking singing? She's hot, has a nice rack and a firm a$$.

Wut rack does she have? ... none.

[Clark Savage Jr]

Personaly I'm not real knowledgeable of the under 18 girls....makes me feel like a dirty old man....my 10 year old son thinks Hilary Duff is cute though.

[Hitman]

Originally posted by Slipknot
Wut rack does she have? ... none.

Your opinion, nothing more. Her rack is good enough for me though. I'm not exactly ready for the double D's....yet. She's 15, btw.

[Slipknot]

ya, but there not even hand size yet... at 15 they should b bigger.

[Mr.Matinee]

Man,slip,what's in the drinking water where you live?...:)
I think hand size is a little big for 15.more like a large closed fist.:)

[Slipknot]

i guess in Boston the women come more developed at younger ages.... jk, but i dunno, they just seem small to me.

[Rebecca]

you guys are silly. and yes the olsen twins do look like they are only 12,i think they are way too stuck-up for there age,but hey,i guess that's what happens when your in the spotlight ever since you were 18 months old.

[sphericthor]

To be honest I never knew who the Olsen twins were until a couple of months ago. I never seen them anywhere before that and I have to disagree with all those who say that they are Hot!! because basically they're NOT!!

[JeffStacky]

Originally posted by Clark Savage Jr
Personaly I'm not real knowledgeable of the under 18 girls....makes me feel like a dirty old man....my 10 year old son thinks Hilary Duff is cute though.


Yea hillary duff is pretty hot as well as amanda bynes...she is so cute in what a girl want....so so sexy.

I like all the hot young gals...and the older ones not too old old as in 27 (my age)

From Jeff

[Slipknot]

The Olsen twins r Marvin nash's life... its all he has. The little hope that he has is if they turn porn stars... he is obseesed with the Olsen twins and of course Naomi Watts.

[Rebecca]

so slip, who are you obssesed with?

[Slipknot]

none, i am obseesed with no actresses or music pple really... i like Reese Witherspoon tho, but that dont say much cuz i like a lot of women.

[Marvin Nash]

...and men, Slipknot.




jk.

[JeffStacky]

I like only females sexually, so there

Ummm rebeccaaaaaaaaa are you writing that e mail?

You don't have to but I want one pls

From Jeff

[Slipknot]

lol, ya... i dont want to be obseesed becuz i see wut it can do to ya like wut it did to Marvin Nash... hes got tons of pics of Naomi Watts all ova his wall... he tries to get her adress, all her info. He craves Naomi Watts constantly.

[JeffStacky]

well it's not good to get too crazy over anyone....well if you are married to them I guess that is ok but if you are just wanting them like crazy and can't have them ....then that is terrible (like me and Rebecca jk jk)

From Jeff

[Marvin Nash]

Yeah. I know a guy who's totally obsessed with Sandra Bullock. It's really weird. He does what Slipknot said I do with Naomi Watts. He doesn't post here yet, but he said he might sign up. Lol.

[Slipknot]

LOL SHANE LOL

[Marvin Nash]

Yeah, lol. I was talking to him about all the crazy stuff that goes on at these kickass boards. He said he's thinking about signing up. Lol.

[Slipknot]

Shane is a Spammer tho, he'd get kicked out fast.

[Marvin Nash]

He is rather dubious...

[Slipknot]

i agree 100% Marv

[Rebecca]

ok ladies,i get the picture. oh and Jeff,your crazy to think that way..........

[pickledonions]

hmmmmm?

[Rebecca]

i was talking to slipknot and Marvin Nash

[ambrosia]

I'm obsessed with chocolate. I keep it in my fridge. Is that weird? :)

[pickledonions]

Not at all.
I kepp fruit in there too.

[Rebecca]

Originally posted by JeffStacky
well it's not good to get too crazy over anyone....well if you are married to them I guess that is ok but if you are just wanting them like crazy and can't have them ....then that is terrible (like me and Rebecca jk jk)

From Jeff
knock it off Jeff,i'll kick your arse.

[Rebecca]

Originally posted by ambrosia
I'm obsessed with chocolate. I keep it in my fridge. Is that weird? :)
I keep my chocolate in the fridge too ;)

[Heavenllee]

Originally posted by Slipknot
ya, but there not even hand size yet... at 15 they should b bigger.


Ahem.......... How degrading to women! GEEZ.....maybe we should talk about AHEM .........your size perhaps.. :evil:

[Clark Savage Jr]

Originally posted by Heavenllee
Ahem.......... How degrading to women! GEEZ.....maybe we should talk about AHEM .........your size perhaps.. :evil:
As Yoda says...."Size matters not.....it's the skill of how you use your lightsaber that's important." :D

[Rebecca]

lol,heavenllee has a point there,you guys are talking about how big/small womena re,how about you boys....huh?

[Heavenllee]

Originally posted by Rebecca
lol,heavenllee has a point there,you guys are talking about how big/small womena re,how about you boys....huh?


Yeah Rebecca, maybe we should have our own discussion about these gentlemen!

[Rebecca]

yeah, apparently they all think they have a full package or something, they probably don't even have a half a package.....

[Heavenllee]

HA ! Ha! ........or less than that........*smirks* :p

[Rebecca]

well now, ah1 you can't give them much credit......then again,most guys on here are like between 12-16,i can't say much for them..........they would'nt have much anyway.........oops,was i supposed to say that? don't wanna get into trouble.

[Kris Hodgson]

I'm very open about my size. I'd tell just about anybody that asked. On here, I guess there'd be no way to prove it, unless I post a picture of it. But then I'll get banned, so you would have to take my word for it I guess.

[IdahoMR2man]

I'm 24 and 6'1". You girls can do the math.

[Kris Hodgson]

I'm 21 and 6'1

[IdahoMR2man]

I'm not saying I'm a giant. I'll still fit in the backdoor.

[Rebecca]

so ,that doesn't prove nothin,just because ya'alls are tall now doden't mean that YOU are big in size.........hehe.

[Rebecca]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
I'm 21 and 6'1
excuse me for sayin this but, i honestly thought that you were 40.your only 21,hey even better........;)

[Clark Savage Jr]

My wife says....the biggest thing in the world does you no good if he doesn't know how to use it.



I know how to use it....the trouble is finding it. :D

[IdahoMR2man]

It's a pretty good bet though.

[Rebecca]

Originally posted by Clark Savage Jr
My wife says....the biggest thing in the world does you no good if he doesn't know how to use it.



I know how to use it....the trouble is finding it. :D
that small eh? j/k

[Rebecca]

clark, i'm just busting your balls,don't take it personal.k?

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by Rebecca
excuse me for sayin this but, i honestly thought that you were 40.your only 21,hey even better........;)

Wow, really? Most people think I'm alot older than I really am, but I think that's the oldest anyone's guessed. I'm at the age where I don't have to rest for very long.

And you're totally right Clark, if you don't know how to use it, it doesn't matter how big you are.

[Rebecca]

lol,sorry kris

[IdahoMR2man]

And like I said, too big doesn't fit in places...

[Rebecca]

yeah but,i bet your not even as half the size your makin it out to be..........

[IdahoMR2man]

What size am I making it out to be? Rebecca if you think I care about your thoughts on Lil Idaho, DILIGAF.

[Rebecca]

it was a harmless joke Idaho,man,talk about me taking things too serious,it was all a joke man.let it go.

[IdahoMR2man]

You should take your own advice.

[Clark Savage Jr]

Originally posted by Rebecca
clark, i'm just busting your balls,don't take it personal.k?
I've lived my little buddy for 46 years now....we're the best of friends....we stand together against all the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune shot our way....we can take it.:D

[Rebecca]

i'm done Idaho.hey clark that's great, at least someone can take a joke.

[Kris Hodgson]

In the interest of honesty and coming clean, I will reveal my size. If you don't believe me, then don't.

8 inches

Not too huge, but nicely above average.

[IdahoMR2man]

LIAR!!!!

[Hitman]

I am now reading the thread equivalent of Sex And The City.

[Rebecca]

very nice Kris........

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
LIAR!!!!

If you think I'm lying, come up here and I'll smack you in the forehead with it.
:twisted:

[Rebecca]

hey hitman,what's up? lol hmmm

[Rebecca]

now you 2 are gettin dirty...........

[Clark Savage Jr]

Originally posted by Rebecca
i'm done Idaho.hey clark that's great, at least someone can take a joke.
Take a joke?.....The joke was given to me on my birthday.:eek: :D

[Rebecca]

it's not your b-day is it?

[Kris Hodgson]

If you think that's dirty......

my tongue is easily my strongest muscle ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
If you think I'm lying, come up here and I'll smack you in the forehead with it.
:twisted:

Sword fight?

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
Sword fight?

Your swartz is hardly as big as mine. Have at you!

[Clark Savage Jr]

Originally posted by Rebecca
it's not your b-day is it?
Nah...June 25, 1957. The day me and my wee willie were introduced.

[Rebecca]

I'm sure it is Kris,i think it goes the same for any of us tho,well of who use it in a proper way.

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by Clark Savage Jr
Nah...June 25, 1957. The day me and my wee willie were introduced.

Hey, you're a year older than my dad!

Can I call you poppa from now on? :p

[IdahoMR2man]

You know, I'll be honest. For the last 3 years I'VE been doing all the pleasing in the sack. I'm sick of it. I need a girl who can take care of me for once.

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by Rebecca
I'm sure it is Kris,i think it goes the same for any of us tho,well of who use it in a proper way.

Proper as in how? ;)

[Clark Savage Jr]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
Hey, you're a year older than my dad!

Can I call you poppa from now on? :p
You can call me anything as long as you call me to dinner too. :D

[Rebecca]

never you mind.............think about it, what are we talking about? your tounge right,duh think. what do you use your tounge for?

[IdahoMR2man]

Originally posted by Clark Savage Jr
You can call me anything as long as you call me to dinner too. :D

He ain't lying about his age. Only old guys make that joke!

[Hitman]

* ducks through as Idaho and Kris "sword" fight*

n/m Rebecca. What's going on?

[Rebecca]

Originally posted by Clark Savage Jr
You can call me anything as long as you call me to dinner too. :D
I thought it was you can call me what you want as long as you don't call me late for dinner

[Clark Savage Jr]

Originally posted by Rebecca
I'm sure it is Kris,i think it goes the same for any of us tho,well of who use it in a proper way.
I've studied several languages over the years...I'm becoming quite a linguist myself. :p

[IdahoMR2man]

A cunning linguist?

[Rebecca]

Originally posted by Hitman
* ducks through as Idaho and Kris "sword" fight*

n/m Rebecca. What's going on? not much sweetie,just gettin into trouble.............

[Rebecca]

oh you men are nuts you know that?nvm what i said forget it,it went straight over your heads...........

[Clark Savage Jr]

Originally posted by Rebecca
I thought it was you can call me what you want as long as you don't call me late for dinner
There's a thousand variations actually.

[IdahoMR2man]

Originally posted by Rebecca
oh you men are nuts you know that?nvm what i said forget it,it went straight over your heads...........

No it didn't.

[Rebecca]

you didn't what?huh?

[Clark Savage Jr]

Originally posted by Rebecca
oh you men are nuts you know that?nvm what i said forget it,it went straight over your heads...........
No it didn't.....I've been given a tongue lashing before....but it did go over one head.

[Rebecca]

lol haha .......

[IdahoMR2man]

Originally posted by Rebecca
you didn't what?huh?

*bashes own head into wall*

[WebMonkey]

What a sword fight !!!!!!!

Who won? I hear you ask......arrrhh...well..it was a close one... but ended in a draw.

With both guys pulling out (?) as their swords were ****ed.

[Kris Hodgson]

I don't know what you were talking about Rebecca, but I was talking about oral sex.

[Heavenllee]

Originally posted by Rebecca
so ,that doesn't prove nothin,just because ya'alls are tall now doden't mean that YOU are big in size.........hehe.



HE HE! Rebecca is right..........just because you're tall......means absolutely NADA!!!!!!!! .............might be small somewhere else....LOL...:p

[JeffStacky]

Originally posted by Rebecca
ok ladies,i get the picture. oh and Jeff,your crazy to think that way..........


To think what way ?

The olsen twins are super sexy now...check out the Rolling stone on sale this month...it's yummy olsen twins !

hehe

rollingstone.com for more hot pics of them as well

From Jeff

Hey rebecca...you didn't e mail again

From Jeff

[JeffStacky]

Originally posted by Rebecca
knock it off Jeff,i'll kick your arse.


Please do (winnnnnnnnnnnnk)

From Jeff

[JeffStacky]

Originally posted by Rebecca
well now, ah1 you can't give them much credit......then again,most guys on here are like between 12-16,i can't say much for them..........they would'nt have much anyway.........oops,was i supposed to say that? don't wanna get into trouble.

Rebecca I am 27 remember????

Thanks

From Jeff

[Heavenllee]

Originally posted by JeffStacky
Rebecca I am 27 remember????

Thanks

From Jeff


um........sure u are.......:p

[JeffStacky]

ok well there is a lot of sex talk I am missing out on here and I think it's getting out of hand a bit (so to speak ) and I just want to say that I have never had sex but I want to so like is there any gurls who like sex who like me ?


Just wondering and don't get too dirrrrrty because I like this thread

From Jeff

[Heavenllee]

LOL...........you are too funny...............

[Kris Hodgson]

If you're actually 27, you're sneaking into pedofile area with the Olsen Twins thing. They're like 16 dude.

[Heavenllee]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
If you're actually 27, you're sneaking into pedofile area with the Olsen Twins thing. They're like 16 dude.


Ha ha.........that's exactly what I was going to say.......... but I still think he's a kid though............

[JeffStacky]

Dudes I am 27 and come on everyone knows the twins are sexy

Just relaxxxxxxxxxxx

in the rolling stone it say they are everyones fantasy so get over it


from Jeff

[Hitman]

But c'mon, even R. Kelly wouldn't touch the Olsen Twins.

[Slipknot]

R. Kelly would do a little Bump N Grind on the both of the twins.

[Kris Hodgson]

Yeah, but when he goes to jail, he's going to be on the recieving end.

[JeffStacky]

ya hehe

[Slipknot]

LOL, thatd b great... i hate R. Kelly but i find his song Bump N Grind very humerous.

[JeffStacky]

bump n grind is cooooooooooooool I wanna do that

From Jeff

[EnderDeschain]

You know the age of consent in Hawaii is fourteen? So if someone of an older age were to ever hook up with someone of a younger age, all they'd have to do is move there. So cheer up, Jeff! Ya fu**in' sicko.

[Marvin Nash]

I don't see nothing wrong... with a little bump 'n' grind.

[Clark Savage Jr]

Jeff...you gonna start chasing Mary Kate and Ashley now?

[JeffStacky]

Originally posted by EnderDeschain
You know the age of consent in Hawaii is fourteen? So if someone of an older age were to ever hook up with someone of a younger age, all they'd have to do is move there. So cheer up, Jeff! Ya fu**in' sicko.

Oh you can do 14 year old now .....woooooooow!!!

Ya you used to be allowed to do 14 year olds in Canada but I think you they have to be really old now...yup 16!

Anyways enough about doing kids.

And Clarke NOOOOOOOOOOOO I don't chase the olsen twin although I want to meet them and maybe get it on with em (in Hawaii)!

hehehehheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

From Jeff

[JeffStacky]

So rebecca sign up for the Clueless petition ok ?

Thanks cutie and where is that e mail?

From Jeff

[Slipknot]

Clueless petition?

[Hitman]

Sounds evil.

[JeffStacky]

It's only evil iif you don't like the movie Clueless but if you do like it and want to see extra stuff from it then sign up!

Check it out here:

http://www.petitiononline.com/cldvdaaa/petition.html

Thanks

From Jeff

www.petitiononline.com/cldvdaaa/petition.html

[spiderman_2k]

Its this line that destroys it for me...;)

It's far out the best teen movie in recent times

Heck, I didnt sign the Storm X3 petition....so i sure wont sign this...

[tedward]

Originally posted by EnderDeschain
You know the age of consent in Hawaii is fourteen? So if someone of an older age were to ever hook up with someone of a younger age, all they'd have to do is move there. So cheer up, Jeff! Ya fu**in' sicko.

In holland its 12, those crazy dutch, but theres still a law to stop 12 year olds shacking up with adults.

[JeffStacky]

Crazy dutch is right!...and spiderman, what was the X3 petition about? I would like to see more of Anna Paquin in X3...lots more hehe

From Jeff

[spiderman_2k]

Nah its halle and keeping her in X3..shes just a waste of money and camera time...

[Hitman]

Spidey's blunt, but he has a point.

[Rebecca]

why do i have to sign a petition?

[Rebecca]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
I don't know what you were talking about Rebecca, but I was talking about oral sex. so was i

[JeffStacky]

Rebecca you don't have to sign anything if you don't wanna

Just e mail pls...and what is wrong with anna paquin?

And why are you talking about oral sex Rebecca...you gotta clean up your act if you wanna be with me


From Jeff

[Rebecca]

Jeff,stop telling me what to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff,maybe you need to go out and get laid already,your a wreck.

[Hitman]

lol damn

[ambrosia]

Originally posted by Rebecca
Jeff,stop telling me what to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff,maybe you need to go out and get laid already,your a wreck.

Right on.

[JeffStacky]

Originally posted by Rebecca
Jeff,stop telling me what to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff,maybe you need to go out and get laid already,your a wreck.


Ya rebecca that really ins't a joke cause I am really nervous...I think some action would help....and I didn't mean to sound like I was telling what to do ....you can make your mind up yourself

From Jeff

[Rebecca]

Originally posted by JeffStacky
Ya rebecca that really ins't a joke cause I am really nervous...I think some action would help....and I didn't mean to sound like I was telling what to do ....you can make your mind up yourself

From Jeff
bleh,bleh,bleh.....Jeff just chill out man wtf is your problem lately? I know that you said you were a shy guy but damn, you don't need to be that shy...Just go to your local bar/pub or whatever you call it there and pick up some dude/chick which ever pleases you and get some already.....your a creepy person Jeff,i do have to say that you are the creepiest person on here...I don't mean that in a bad way or nothin but, you say your a virgin,27, and never had a g/f. why? you say your shy,even the shyest guy can get laid.......so what's wrong with you? do you know what to do?lol i'm sorry for that..........damn,chill out . k?

[tedward]

Originally posted by JeffStacky
Rebecca you don't have to sign anything if you don't wanna

Just e mail pls...and what is wrong with anna paquin?

And why are you talking about oral sex Rebecca...you gotta clean up your act if you wanna be with me

From Jeff

lol

yea right on jeff, though i think you should stay away from girls like rebecca they will eat you up for lunch and spit you straight out again, you need to find someone whos nicer and doesnt have such a dirty mouth.

[Rebecca]

i'm not the only one who was talkin like that tedward............bleh,bleh,bleh

[Clark Savage Jr]

A survey taker asked me the other day what I thought about sex on the TV....I said it was ok until the antenna stuck me in the ass.

[Rebecca]

Originally posted by Clark Savage Jr
A survey taker asked me the other day what I thought about sex on the TV....I said it was ok until the antenna stuck me in the ass.

lol,you are too much Clark,don't you like it that way Clark? j/k

[Clark Savage Jr]

Nah....it's like going camping and having a rock under your sleeping bag....a little distracting.....plus, have you ever fallen off of your entertainment center (?) it's no fun.

[Rebecca]

haha lol. I like you Clark you make me laugh..........

[Clark Savage Jr]

What a coincidence....That's what my wife says when we have sex.

[Rebecca]

well then,i am speechless,for once.........so then ,i guess that you can get very playful if your funny..........

[Clark Savage Jr]

Sex (like life) can't be taken seriously....during each, it is better to be laughing than crying.

Besides, look at the faces you make while doing it....

[Rebecca]

yeah i know,i have mirrors on my ceiling,lol but i'm ususally faced down . If you cry,it can only mean that it feels that good.......well,for some part of it,it's not a real cry it's a cry for happiness.

[Clark Savage Jr]

Instead of mirrors, I installed magnifying glass...so I could find my willie in a hurry.

[Rebecca]

you know today is saturday . where is everybody,there is like no one on here.....where are they? I feel sooo alone...

[Rebecca]

Originally posted by Clark Savage Jr
Instead of mirrors, I installed magnifying glass...so I could find my willie in a hurry.
that small eh?;)

[Clark Savage Jr]

Originally posted by Rebecca
you know today is saturday . where is everybody,there is like no one on here.....where are they? I feel sooo alone...
You're still dreaming...pretty soon you will wake up on the street listening to the Beatles. :)

[Rebecca]

mmmmm that sounds nice mmm,,hey wait a minute,are you trying to hypnotise me?

[Clark Savage Jr]

Originally posted by Rebecca
that small eh?;)
Yep....but that's why I have perfected technique over substance....I'm like nitroglycerine....just a dab of me will rock your world. :D :p

[Rebecca]

hey now do a lap dance for me, how's it hangin?

[Clark Savage Jr]

Originally posted by Rebecca
mmmmm that sounds nice mmm,,hey wait a minute,are you trying to hypnotise me?
I don't have to try....my self effacing charm and wit, combined with my natural teddybeariness, makes me oh so loveable......oh, did I mention I'm humble too? :D

[Rebecca]

your wife must be a very happy women,sex wise.....If you can rock her world.....

[Clark Savage Jr]

Well....yes and no....the world is rocked, but sometimes it takes a while to prepare and then recover....it's not always the quanity - just the quality.

[Rebecca]

hmmm very nice speech Clark . The quality has to be great tho.

[JeffStacky]

Originally posted by Rebecca
bleh,bleh,bleh.....Jeff just chill out man wtf is your problem lately? I know that you said you were a shy guy but damn, you don't need to be that shy...Just go to your local bar/pub or whatever you call it there and pick up some dude/chick which ever pleases you and get some already.....your a creepy person Jeff,i do have to say that you are the creepiest person on here...I don't mean that in a bad way or nothin but, you say your a virgin,27, and never had a g/f. why? you say your shy,even the shyest guy can get laid.......so what's wrong with you? do you know what to do?lol i'm sorry for that..........damn,chill out . k?

Rebecca the shyest guy can NOT get laid ok I am the shyest and I can't get any... I am NOT creepy tho...everyone says that but I really am not I just want a gf...big deal every guy wants one so like ya...I am nice and girls just don't know what they are missing out on

hehe

I know what to do...humping looks easy!

I will chill sorry for anything I said that upset you

From Jeff

[JeffStacky]

Originally posted by tedward
lol

yea right on jeff, though i think you should stay away from girls like rebecca they will eat you up for lunch and spit you straight out again, you need to find someone whos nicer and doesnt have such a dirty mouth.


Hey rebecca doesn't give me the time of day....do you think I want a girl like that ...NO...I want a nice person....although Rebecca was the nicest one on here...but something is wrong with her now and I think it's ok if she has a dirty mouth...that is ok ....I just wish she was a virgin so we could learn together....but that doesn't matter I guess...I am not giving her much more changes to like me .... she doesn't e mail...hasn't called...nothing.

I may have to look for a nicer person

I am not sure

From Jeff

[JeffStacky]

Originally posted by Rebecca
yeah i know,i have mirrors on my ceiling,lol but i'm ususally faced down . If you cry,it can only mean that it feels that good.......well,for some part of it,it's not a real cry it's a cry for happiness.


Really? Can I come over an try out that mirror above your bed...I am gonna get one too...well if I have a gf


From Jeff

[JeffStacky]

Oh btw can rebecca and clark stop talking about sex?

Thanks


I get jealous

From Jeff

[Rebecca]

so Jeffhumping looks easy huh? Is that what you call it?I told you that i was not going to email you or call you. I don't know why you post things like that but,oh well.....why are you gettin sooo jealous? It's only sex.Oh and definately not. You can not try out my mirrors. Of course i'm not gonna give you no time and day,our time zones are totally different...besides i'm a bitc* remember? So if you how did you say it,oh,if you don't want a girl like me,then back off of me.got it,get it,good. I didn't think that you were an opportunity. You said something about changes altho i think you meant chances. I don't do chances,you never get what you want...
Stop tryin to be so damn innocent all the time Jeff,everyone hear is on to you......yes you are creepy,you are very strange,i'm not saying i hate you or nothing, but damn.

[Clark Savage Jr]

Jeff my man, you need to calm down and get out more.....I've told you before, go out to different places, mingle, talk, have fun.....but don't go out like you are on a mission to get laid, that will scare girls off.....go out wanting to meet people, yes, but take it slow and easy....desperation is bad, patience is good.

Jeff, you need to work on tact too...you don't talk about how bad a girl is in one post, then beg her to call you in the next (or even in the same post).....and if you re-read what Rebecca and I posted, you'll see that we were talking about sex, but never said with each other....this is normal adult banter between men and women...double entendres and inuendos make life fun.

Rebecca, hope you've had a nice weekend.

[Rebecca]

Mmmm Clark you make me hott all over,lol j/k. My weekend was great,well it's sunday so it's still happenin. How is yours? Hows the little one(s). Mine are drivin me nuts,mommy this,mommy that....oh well.

[Clark Savage Jr]

Just have the one, a 10 year old boy.....it's so hot down here in Kentucky we just stayed inside all day yesterday.....played the Hulk on playstation2 (he loves the Hulk parts-smashing everything...but the Banner parts are hard) watched some movies and cartoon network (had a Bugs Bunny/Daffy Duck marathon going)....probably go down to grandma's today for lunch.

Hope you and yours are doing well coping with the heat.

[Rebecca]

actually baby, i have a 5,000 btu and a 10,000 btu so, i am very cool......... yeah, my kids have ther own tv so i don't have to watch what they are watchin,well,i like to watch a lot of what they watch....anime. I really don't like spongebob squarepants too much tho. I like what they play on cartoon network more than anything....

[Clark Savage Jr]

Give me Bugs over Bob any day. We decided to keep the TV out of his room, he would get up in the middle of the night and watch it (like I didn't do that when I was kid myself).

[Rebecca]

well,my kids livingroom was supposed to be a dining room. but since it's just the three of us,they needed there space and i needed mine.so i bought them there own entertainment center,tv,vcr/dvd combo,they have there own furniture...kids furniture,they have there own table to eat off of,they have all there millions of toys in there.So they are pretty much set.OH a they have there own gamecube so they can play the games they want on theres and i can play the ones i want on mine...they have there own cp in there room,they still share a room because they are just babies and i don't want to separate them yet.

[Clark Savage Jr]

We just have a 2 bedroom apartment....livingroom and dining room meld into one another....his bedroom is over flowing with toys, mostly comic book and Star Wars action figures...if he wants to play the playstation we do it together in the livingroom.

[Rebecca]

awww your a real family man aren't ya? I'm jealous...but then again,,i am my kids mother and father.That's the way i look at it.I would give the world to my kids if i could.I don't care whut other people say about my living style,i have had people literally call the county on me because they thought i was keepin my kids in the house too much.Little did they know my kids have the world inside. see,i don't have a car no more so i have to walk with my kids everywhere. I hate it,So we go for little strolls down the street to the park and everything. they do get out and have fun.I just wish i could take them other places.but it's hard to do it on foot. I myself don't have much,but my kids have plenty.

[Clark Savage Jr]

I guess I'm pretty protective my little monster because of all the trouble I had with the ex.....lots of time in court (she wasn't the most mentaly stable person I've ever met)....when I have him, I spend lots of time with him.

[Rebecca]

oh i'm sorry,does that mean he doesn't live with u? don't answer that here..PM me. I am very over protected with my kids ,i wont let them go anywhere except when i'm around.well that depends if there stupid father comes and takes them for a visit. I don't get too much of a break.24/7/365 1/4 I have them.

[JeffStacky]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Rebecca
so Jeffhumping looks easy huh? Is that what you call it?I told you that i was not going to email you or call you. I don't know why you post things like that but,oh well.....why are you gettin sooo jealous? It's only sex.Oh and definately not. You can not try out my mirrors. Of course i'm not gonna give you no time and day,our time zones are totally different...besides i'm a bitc* remember? So if you how did you say it,oh,if you don't want a girl like me,then back off of me.got it,get it,good. I didn't think that you were an opportunity. You said something about changes altho i think you meant chances. I don't do chances,you never get what you want...
Stop tryin to be so damn innocent all the time Jeff,everyone hear is on to you......yes you are creepy,you are very strange,i'm not saying i hate you or nothing, but damn. [/QUOTE

That is your opinion.
I am not "very Strange" you don't know me


From Jeff

[JeffStacky]

Originally posted by Clark Savage Jr
Jeff my man, you need to calm down and get out more.....I've told you before, go out to different places, mingle, talk, have fun.....but don't go out like you are on a mission to get laid, that will scare girls off.....go out wanting to meet people, yes, but take it slow and easy....desperation is bad, patience is good.

Jeff, you need to work on tact too...you don't talk about how bad a girl is in one post, then beg her to call you in the next (or even in the same post).....and if you re-read what Rebecca and I posted, you'll see that we were talking about sex, but never said with each other....this is normal adult banter between men and women...double entendres and inuendos make life fun.

Rebecca, hope you've had a nice weekend.

I know I will try to calm down...I mean do you know how horny I get dude? Do you like a 27 virgin is not patient? Come on!

OK OK but why can't Rebecca talk to me about sex... I know what it is...duh

Anyways Talk to ya lata

From Jeff

[JeffStacky]

Originally posted by Rebecca
actually baby, i have a 5,000 btu and a 10,000 btu so, i am very cool......... yeah, my kids have ther own tv so i don't have to watch what they are watchin,well,i like to watch a lot of what they watch....anime. I really don't like spongebob squarepants too much tho. I like what they play on cartoon network more than anything....

Hey rebecca that is cute


from Jeff

[JeffStacky]

oh btw can Rebecca and Clark stop talking about kids please? Your embarrasing me. You are both really sounding old... no offence buddies...you can talk to me too you know...


From Jeff

[Clark Savage Jr]

Do I sense a little "ageism" creeping in here Jeff. Bud, I'm 46 years old....have mentioned it a bunch, don't try to hide it. Think I'm the oldest poster on a couple of threads I go to....that's why I mention it....no one can acuse me of faking anything....I yam what I yam. If someone doesn't want to talk to me because I am "old" then it's their loss.

Rebecca and I can tend to have more of a conversation because we are in the same time zone....you are on the west coast....when I'm waking up you are sleeping.

How is talking about kids embarrasing? You need to work on that.....you never know, the girl that catches your eye might have one or two....wouldn't hurt to know something about the care and feeding of your average rugrat.

You keep talking about wanting to find a virgin....don't limit yourself....there are plenty of wonderful girls out there, and just because they aren't a virgin is no reason to discount them. Broaden your horizons....take the blinders off and take a good look at this great big beautiful world and all who inhabit it.

Peace dude.

[Rebecca]

wow Clark that brought a tear to my eye....

[Clark Savage Jr]

Didn't intend to do that, just rambling. I'm an old coot (hopefully a wise old coot) and when some youngens finally expierience some of the things we have expierienced they will see that we aren't always full of dung.

[Rebecca]

nooo i meant good tears,that was brilliant.
I hope Jeff gets a clue and fast,i think he watched the movie clueless way too many times.

[Clark Savage Jr]

I know what you meant...I'm just embarrased by compliments and cover it with a joke.

Not trying to be mean to Jeff...would like to help him out if I could....but my advice is to get out of the house, don't know if he will do it.

[Rebecca]

I wasn't tryin to be rude by that clueless remark,i was just makin a statement....he jus really needs to get a clue bout certain things..........

[Clark Savage Jr]

Jeff my man, if you're listening....Rebecca is asking for you to back off a bit...don't take it the wrong way, she just needs a little space....and don't post a joke about giving her space, that doesn't help the situation any...just be cool man.

[Rebecca]

thanx Clark

[JeffStacky]

OK:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

from Jeff

[JeffStacky]

Hey Clark and Rebecca

I am sorry I feel so awful I just wanted you both to be my friends


I hope we can all still be friends

Thanks


from Jeff

[Clark Savage Jr]

Hey man...I'm still here....trying to help you be the best that Canada can provide.

[tedward]

how bigs the time difference between east and west coast canada? out of interest? im guessing 3,4 hours maybe?

[Clark Savage Jr]

I believe it's 3 hours....I'm in the Eastern time zone, Jeff should be in the Pacific time zone.

[JeffStacky]

I am pacific....westcoast...it's all good hear, but I thought that Rebecca was from the west as well...WESSSSSSSSSSTTSIDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEE!

But I guess I am out of luck.

Anyways this is a call out to all nice females from the west that I am single, and very sweet, and a virgin (if you are scared of std's ) and ya I just wanna say friends are fine...more is fine...whatever ya want is fine...

Thanks and take care Clark...

Tell Rebecca I say hi

From Jeff

[Rebecca]

Jeff, this is a messge board.Not a dating service.

[tedward]

you can still catch stds from virgins

[Rebecca]

ha ha lol, tedward,i didn't even think of that.lol.ok u make me laugh too much sometimes. does your sig go out to Jeff?

[JeffStacky]

Originally posted by tedward
you can still catch stds from virgins


How is that possible?

From Jeff

[JeffStacky]

Originally posted by Rebecca
Jeff, this is a messge board.Not a dating service.


Ya Becca dude, I know...I am just trying it out seeing what happens

From Jeff

[JeffStacky]

Originally posted by Rebecca
ha ha lol, tedward,i didn't even think of that.lol.ok u make me laugh too much sometimes. does your sig go out to Jeff?

Ha Ha rebecca but I hope you know I have moved on from you and I don't think you are nice and I don't like you


From Jeff

[tedward]

lol jeffys upset.

[spiderman_2k]

:funny:

[JeffStacky]

hella upset!

From Jeff

Oh guys please sign this ok

http://www.petitiononline.com/WBMC9389/petition.html

Thanks it's for getting a special edition "THE CRUSH" DVD set!


Please this movie is dope

Thanks from Jeff

[Kris Hodgson]

Don't worry about Rebecca, Jeff. She's a hypocrite. She was getting mad at us before for joking around with you, and now she says she doesn't like you? Not very nice.

[R_Burgos2003]

THE CRUSH is a wonderful movie!

[Iben]

hey be nice in here, or I'll have to close the thread.

[Kris Hodgson]

Who me?

[IdahoMR2man]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
Who me?

Rumble!!!!! *runs at Kris, bounces off his 235 lbs of lard*

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
Rumble!!!!! *runs at Kris, bounces off his 235 lbs of lard*

If it was 235 lbs of lard, wouldn't you sink in?

[IdahoMR2man]

No, you have that trampoline sorta effect with your blubber.

[tedward]

that kris starting trouble again? Im still walking funny after what he did to me in the jena j/times square thread.

hes a troublemaker that one.

[JeffStacky]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
Don't worry about Rebecca, Jeff. She's a hypocrite. She was getting mad at us before for joking around with you, and now she says she doesn't like you? Not very nice.

Not nice at all

From Jeff

[JeffStacky]

Jenna Jameson is good at humping eh guys?

From Jeff

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by tedward
that kris starting trouble again? Im still walking funny after what he did to me in the jena j/times square thread.

hes a troublemaker that one.

:: gives tedward a wet willie ::

[IdahoMR2man]

Originally posted by Rebecca
Jeff, this is a messge board.Not a dating service.

Snicker....

[JeffStacky]

OK I am wondering if you all signed up for the Crush dvd petition!

Thanks from Jeff

[Clark Savage Jr]

I've actually never seen the movie, will have to see it before I can make judgement on wether or not a SE needed.

[JeffStacky]

Originally posted by Clark Savage Jr
I've actually never seen the movie, will have to see it before I can make judgement on wether or not a SE needed.

Well don't fret over it....but I would like you to see it so you can sign!

From Jeff

[tedward]

Yay - this thread wasnt closed whilst I was away.

Crush - Is that the one with Alicia Silverstone in the bath?

[Rebecca]

aww tedward i don't really think they r gonna close this thread...as long as we keep it clean in here.........I haven't seen Crush yet,i bet it's a good movie tho...

[Clark Savage Jr]

Well....if it's got her in the bathtub (without bubbles?) it can't be too bad.

[R_Burgos2003]

tedward- She's been in a LOT of baths in her movies. But you must be talking about "The Babysitter" sort of "The Crush" in reverse.

[tedward]

a lot?

yeh it would be babysitter I was thinking of.

ooh i've spilt the soap again...

[Clark Savage Jr]

Hmmmm......is R_Burgos2003 Jeff's evil twin?

[Kris Hodgson]

You guys that are lusting after Alicia when she was in The Crush.......SHE WAS 14 YEARS OLD IN THAT MOVIE!

[IdahoMR2man]

http://smilies.crowd9.com/cwm/cwm/puke.gif

[Clark Savage Jr]

Don't think that matters to some of these guys Kris.....

Oh, and about your signiture.....don't want anyone putting a sharp object next to my yarbles. Love and trust is fine....but one sneeze and the boys are gone.

[Kris Hodgson]

heh, it's a quote from American Wedding. Really quite funny in the right context.

[Clark Savage Jr]

Oh...saw Biggs shaving them in the previews...didn't know this was from it though.....I'll wait for the DVD to see it.

[tedward]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
You guys that are lusting after Alicia when she was in The Crush.......SHE WAS 14 YEARS OLD IN THAT MOVIE!

this was discussed a couple pages back (or was that the other thread?) apparently its legal in Hawai.

re shaved goolies - i know too many girls (one)who gets off on shaving them/ making the guy shave them before she just dumps the guy. She finds the thought histerical (cow).

[Balrog of Moria]

Ello Mates

[JeffStacky]

Originally posted by tedward
Yay - this thread wasnt closed whilst I was away.

Crush - Is that the one with Alicia Silverstone in the bath?

Nope the one in the bath is The BABYSITTER...it's good , but will never get a special edition...CLUELESS AND THE CRUSH have a better chance

The CRIUSH is the one with alicia in the bikini's ...is like LOLITA
She seduces an older man...very sexy indeed!

From Jeff

[JeffStacky]

Originally posted by Rebecca
aww tedward i don't really think they r gonna close this thread...as long as we keep it clean in here.........I haven't seen Crush yet,i bet it's a good movie tho...


It's great ...I hope you seen it Rebecca!

From Jeff

[JeffStacky]

Originally posted by Clark Savage Jr
Hmmmm......is R_Burgos2003 Jeff's evil twin?

HAHAHHAHhAAAAHHAHHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

Well no, he is my friend from an Alicia fan site!

I need back up around this place you know!

From Jeff

[JeffStacky]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
You guys that are lusting after Alicia when she was in The Crush.......SHE WAS 14 YEARS OLD IN THAT MOVIE!

Ummmmm yaaaah what is your point...she was 14....and I loved her at 14 and I love her at 27.

I will love her at 80. I must say some 14 year olds are really hot...have you seen Lucy Hale from American Juniors...LOLITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


hehe

From Jeff

[JeffStacky]

Originally posted by tedward
this was discussed a couple pages back (or was that the other thread?) apparently its legal in Hawai.

re shaved goolies - i know too many girls (one)who gets off on shaving them/ making the guy shave them before she just dumps the guy. She finds the thought histerical (cow).

Tedward...do you like 12 year old gals? You keep bringing that up ...just wondering

From Jeff

[JeffStacky]

Originally posted by tedward
a lot?

yeh it would be babysitter I was thinking of.

ooh i've spilt the soap again...

HAAAAAAAAAAAA Tedward!

I know you were a closet ALICIA fan!

Welcome to the club

From Jeff

[Clark Savage Jr]

Jeff....you may see R_Burgos2003 as reinforcements, you better think of him as a rival for the affections of Alicia.

[Rebecca]

wait a minute,was Crush the movie were Alicia was in love with her neighbor and lied about him and tried to frame him by saying he raped her? yeah i think that's the one ...is it Jeff?

[JeffStacky]

Originally posted by Clark Savage Jr
Jeff....you may see R_Burgos2003 as reinforcements, you better think of him as a rival for the affections of Alicia.


Hey Clark, you know that no one loves Alicia more then me!

Come off it !

Anyways R Burgos is a fan of the movie...not that I am not...but I love it cause I love Alicia

Peace out

From Jeff

[Balrog of Moria]

Ive seen that before

[JeffStacky]

Originally posted by Rebecca
wait a minute,was Crush the movie were Alicia was in love with her neighbor and lied about him and tried to frame him by saying he raped her? yeah i think that's the one ...is it Jeff?

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
Rebecca wins a prizzzzzzzzzzzzze!

That's the one...see if it wasn't that good you would not have remembered it

So vote if you please

Take care all my fans I am going out to buy Chigaco on DVD
It's very good...also Mandy Moore is a sweetie in " A Walk To Remember" I am not gay or anything but I have been crying over that movie for the last few hours....

You have to see it

From Jeff

[Rebecca]

ok Jeff,we all know your not gay.lol,your silly. Altho i do have to say,a walk to remember is not my cup of tea. I saw chicago....I loved it.

[JeffStacky]

Oh Snap I love Chigaco... it's the best movie of all time!

But " A Walk To Remember " is also fantastic!
I am still crying, ...and still not gay.

From Jeff

[Rebecca]

Jeff what other movies do u have of Alicia's?