Naomi Vs. Reese

[Marvin Nash]

Who is more attractive Naomi Watts (The Ring) or Reese Witherspoon (Legally Blonde)?

[Marvin Nash]

I feel Naomi Watts is perfect.

[Slipknot]

Reese Witherspoon is far more superior beauty than Naomi Watts, i mean "The Ring" sucked also, im not saying any of Reeses movies r gems either, but "Twilight" is a good one, as u see her topless. Reese is just far more beautifal than Naomi plain and simple.

[Rebecca]

may i ask why do we have two threads of the same women?one a poll and another a thread..what's up with this?

besides,.Reese is better.......

[Marvin Nash]

Oh, stupid Slipknot didn't make it a poll. That's why.

[Slipknot]

ya, Marvin here made a new thread after i already made mine

[Rebecca]

It's ok, i wonder which one is gonna get closed if any..hope not........

[Slipknot]

lol ya

[Rebecca]

is that it? boy, this didn't last long.......are you just gonna make this for Reese and Naomi,or you gonna put new women up in here?

[Marvin Nash]

The poll was started because Slipknot and I were arguing over those two. lol. I don't think we'll add anyone else.

[Slipknot]

Well Jessica Simpson is wicked hot as well.

[Rebecca]

eew, not for me........she's too preppy for me......

[Slipknot]

Reese is better tho

[Marvin Nash]

Lol. I kinda like Jessica. She beats the Hell outta that slut Britney.

[Slipknot]

Both r fine to me

[Rebecca]

oh yeah britney sucks.oops sorry for saying it that way........

[Slipknot]

LOL, i hope she does.

[Marvin Nash]

I'm not sure if that was sarcastic or not. Lol. I don't dislike Britney, I just think she's an over rated slut. The one I can not STAND is Christina Uglyera.

[Rebecca]

ok i'm sorry..I despise Britney.sorry,that was my opinion.........and yes Crustation uglyera is worse than her..............

[Marvin Nash]

LOL.

[Slipknot]

Britney is good looking but shes just like a slut, Christina is ok looking and is a slut, so i dont really care, id look at them naked any day.

[Rebecca]

i'm better looking than the both of them........and i'm not a slut........

[Slipknot]

really?

[Marvin Nash]

Something about sluthood just turns me off. Whatever, I'm just not into that kinda shiznit.

[Rebecca]

yes i am.at least i think i am.no wait...i know i am...............

[Slipknot]

then ur pretty hot

[Marvin Nash]

LOL. You're so forward.

[Rebecca]

thanx

[Slipknot]

lol y the hell am i an ass? Because i said she was hot? well she is hot if shes better looking than britney and christina. i was just giving her a complement.

[Marvin Nash]

True...

[Rebecca]

ok boys,settle down.........i am hot,hot,hot...i know iknow i'm conceited sometimes.

[Marvin Nash]

I'm the hottest thing since the sun, baby. Hung like a horse.

[Slipknot]

u dont seem too conceited

[Slipknot]

ya sure ya r Marvin

[Marvin Nash]

Oh, I am Mikey. You know it... You just can't come to grips with it.

[Rebecca]

thanx slip........Marvin...hmmmmm
hey how old are you guys anyway....

[Marvin Nash]

16

[Slipknot]

how old r u?

[Marvin Nash]

26

[Slipknot]

im 17

[Rebecca]

aaawwwww too bad slip...I thought you were 25 like me.i'm 25

[Slipknot]

thats fine with me tho, maybe not with u tho lol

[Rebecca]

hey Marvin, why are you lying about your age?your only 16.............

[Slipknot]

u dont like younger guys i guess

[Marvin Nash]

I said 26 to answer Slipknot's question. I was one year off.

[Marvin Nash]

Damn... our poll is all ****ed up now. Lol.

[Rebecca]

oh, i'm sorry............i didn't see that question there................

hey slip.........if i liked younger guys........i would be robbing cradles all of the time......i don't wanna go to prison for that..............

[Rebecca]

Marvin, why don't you make a new poll on this thread? choose other women..............

[Marvin Nash]

Quite literally too. You work with kids. Lol.

[Slipknot]

come on, im 17, ur 25.... only a 8 year difference. not that that bad... jk maybe it is. i dont care.

[Marvin Nash]

Persistent. Ain't ya Mikey?

[Rebecca]

who's Mikey

[Slipknot]

YES I AM

[Slipknot]

i am, my name is Mike, Marvin is a little ***** who calls me Mikey

[Rebecca]

so if your Mikey, Marvin is who.........

[Marvin Nash]

Ryan.

[Rebecca]

you 2 act like best friends.are you?

[Marvin Nash]

We know each other well.

[Rebecca]

that's good./././

[Marvin Nash]

No. I'd rather not know him.

[Slipknot]

ooo yes u do, ud go crazy if u didnt no me... ok ry ry, DONT call me mikey

[Hitman]

I just tied the votes when I clicked on Naomi. Of course she's hotter than Reese "Jay Leno chin" Witherspoon.

[project Doom]

It's all about REESE!!!!!!!!!! ..........cute as a button!

[Marvin Nash]

LOL! I said that same thing about the Jay Leno chin once.

[Hitman]

It's just how you could not see that HUGE pointy chin? Reese Witherspoon is the J- Lo of chins.

[bludemun]

And she has a huge forehead too!

Why is this thing listed twice?

[Rebecca]

because these two knuckleheads are friends and they were competeing as to who did it first...............

[Marvin Nash]

**** you Becky, it was because dumbass Slipknot didn't make it a poll. I told you that.

[Mr.Matinee]

Another...interesting....thread by Slipknot and Marvin Nash.

[Marvin Nash]

Thank you Mr. Matinee.

[Slipknot]

Mr. Matinee is THE MAN

[Slipknot]

MR. MATINEE IS THE MAN

[sphericthor]

Originally posted by Marvin Nash
**** you Becky, it was because dumbass Slipknot didn't make it a poll. I told you that.

Leave the girl alone she has done nothing wrong

[Slipknot]

ya Marvin nash, u jackass, leave Rebecca alone.... ass.

[Marvin Nash]

She knows I'm only kidding. But I guess I was a little harsh.

[Slipknot]

i think u were a little more than harsh with her.

[Marvin Nash]

Stop it Mikey. Lol. She knows I'm joking.

[Slipknot]

cruel humor isnt the way to go.

[Marvin Nash]

Ohhh, eat my taco.

[Slipknot]

u would like me to wouldnt u?

i dont sway that way.

[sphericthor]

Originally posted by Marvin Nash
Stop it Mikey. Lol. She knows I'm joking.

Your choice of words could've been better if you were only joking

[Marvin Nash]

I suppose, I'm sorry if I offended you sphericthor. I'm part Native American, so I have a hot temper. Lol.

[Slipknot]

u best b sorry Marvin

[Marvin Nash]

*************.

[Slipknot]

ur a complete jackass

[sphericthor]

Originally posted by Marvin Nash
I suppose, I'm sorry if I offended you sphericthor. I'm part Native American, so I have a hot temper. Lol.

I'm not the person you should be apologising to

[Slipknot]

yes hes right, u should b apologising to Rebecca

[Marvin Nash]

She knows I'm kidding. She's my good friend.

[Slipknot]

Marvin stop being a Jackass and appologise to Rebecca already.

[sphericthor]

Originally posted by Marvin Nash
She knows I'm kidding. She's my good friend.

Until you actually apologise, you aren't actually sorry

[Slipknot]

Marvin is a ass and will never apologise.

[Marvin Nash]

Lol, I admire your persistence sphericthor. But until she asks me for an apology, I will not apologize.

[Marvin Nash]

Okay, I justed recieved a PM from Rebecca. I'm sorry Rebecca. I didn't mean anything by it. I was only joking.

[Rebecca]

I did you dick..........read your PM you stupi f***........ now i'm angry.damn it,i go out of my way for you and this is how i get treated? you ass *ole

[Slipknot]

Rebecca, i would never call u any names... it was all Marvin, not me in any way, i just hope u no that.

[Slipknot]

Marvin, i told u to apologise about that sooo long ago and so did sphericthor, we told u to apologise but u refused.

[Rebecca]

hey guess what? now i know where i stand at with everyone,I knew that most of you people hated me for a lot of things i have said and for me being rude..........now, i'm hurt and well, that's final...now i understand clearly where i stand at.

I want to thank you both Ryan and Mike for those wonderful words but hey, when you gotta go,you gotta go......

[Slipknot]

NO, Rebecca, wut is going on, y would anyone hate u? Dont leave, just becuz of a jackass like Ryan, ur leaving?

[Marvin Nash]

I'm sorry you feel that way Rebecca. We don't hate you. Like I said it was a joke. A joke in bad taste, but still, a joke.

[Slipknot]

u ass MARVIN, DAMN U.

[sphericthor]

Hey if you don't know how someone will react to something then don't do it you heartless Son of a *****

[Marvin Nash]

That hurts me. I am not heartless. It was a joke. I said that, again and a ****ing gain. Lay off spheric.

[Rebecca]

well guess what,Mike,Ryan.i am very pissed off ok? i have only been on here since june,i can take it if you have to say something about my posts and you don't beleive in what i said but when you just come out and say something like that,it hurts.....i'm not saying that because i'm trying to be a baby or nothing but,yeah,i'm gonna leave soon.....it'll make everyone's life better.don't ya think? nobody on here likes me no more........nobody. what does it matter if i leave anyway? i'm only just gonna get in the way........so Ryan i'm gonna take you up,when you say F*** you to me, cool,that's just another way of saying that you want me gone like the rest of them.........thanx i've had a great time...........

[Slipknot]

yep, i agree with u totally Sphericthor, hes a complete son of a biatch

[Marvin Nash]

Well, whatever. You can misread what I said if you like. I'm not gonna say anymore.

[Slipknot]

Hey Rebecca, PLEASE dont put me in the same thing as Marvin, i did nothing to make fun of u in any way, ive liked u sice the beginning and i still do, how can u say that nbody likes u like i hate u, i just dont get it. ur putting me in with Marvin whos a real jackass.... PLUS i think that Sphericthor guy likes u to... and i like u also... come on, i didnt say shiat about u.

[sphericthor]

Originally posted by Rebecca
nobody on here likes me no more........nobody. what does it matter if i leave anyway? i'm only just gonna get in the way........

Don't forget about me Becca, don't leave on account of what that ******* has said about you

[Slipknot]

See he does like u too, so that makes 2 pple including me and im sure others like u also

[Marvin Nash]

Would you knock it the **** off with your ****ing talking **** about me?? I've had just about e-****ing-nough of it. I'm gonna contact everyone in Raymond, NH, and they'll flood this board with more Spam than you can possibly imagine.

[Marvin Nash]

Excuse me, Mikey, I like Rebecca too, that makes 3. And I'm sure there are others.

[Marvin Nash]

Now, I have no problem with anyone, and I'm willing to forget about what spheric keeps saying if he just knocks it off. If Rebecca leaves, it's her fault, no one wants her to go. But leave me the hell out of it.

[Slipknot]

ENOUGH Marvin

[Marvin Nash]

Sorry, my temper flies high like the geyser...

[Slipknot]

becuz of ur Indian (Hindu) heritage, where u cannot control urself from going crazy while looking at naked women in magazines either. ur crazy

[Marvin Nash]

Right, my Indian name is "Angry Like the Volcano."

I'm not Hindu, btw.

[Rebecca]

you know what i think? i think that all you people should just stop all this nonsense and just eigther throw this thread away or just keep it going with what it was made for..............and yes Ryan it is my fault for not realising sooner that i was nothing more than a big joke for you people............

[Slipknot]

u r no joke to me, if u cannot believe me then wuteva.

[Marvin Nash]

Forget it Mike... It's Chirotown...

[Slipknot]

ur a jackass Marvin

[sphericthor]

Enough of the bickering already, Marvin are you truly sorry for what you said to Rebecca

Rebecca if he is sorry do you accept his apology

[Marvin Nash]

I am truly sorry. I hope this doesn't have any long term effects on my relationship with any of you, or anyone else who may be reading this thread for that matter.

[Rebecca]

YES i accept,but if you ever,ever do this to me again,i'll have your neck.......you understand? and yes,that is a threat if nobody understands it.............

[Marvin Nash]

Zing!

[sphericthor]

Now lets leave this thread and try to forgive and forget everything that has happened

[Slipknot]

I dont understand wut i did wrong?

[Slipknot]

I am just lost at wut i did... can someone tell me. I did nothing to make fun of Rebecca

[sphericthor]

If you have done something wrong it doesn't neccesarily mean that it was in this thread

[Marvin Nash]

Zing!

[Slipknot]

ZING!, u jackass.

[sphericthor]

Will you 2 just stop fighting

http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/Gif/Itchscratch.gif

[Rebecca]

ok guess what guys,all is forgivin and forgotten,that's enough with the Zing bull crap and any other silly comments made......just answer threads the way they are supposed to be answered and everyone can go on with there life........ok? get it,got it, good.

[Slipknot]

hahahahaha, good pic to show us

[Rebecca]

ok where the hell are you getting those pics at thor........i want to know?

[sphericthor]

I'll send you a PM so no one else knows where to find them

[Slipknot]

i have the Itchy and Scratchy GIF, its no big secret where to find GIFs

[Marvin Nash]

I found a sick GIF site once. It had that, if I can find it again, I'll post a link.

[Slipknot]

i got TONS of GIFS, sick GIFs, all my GIFs r awesome

[Rebecca]

I think that we need to let this thread go for the simple fact that nobody can get along in here

[sphericthor]

Well Becca, we'll have to see whether these guys want to give it up

[Hitman]

Before this thread winds up dead, does anyone else get a laugh out of Marvin Nash's avatar? That's pretty funny. :applaud:

[Marvin Nash]

Lol. Thank you Hitman. I really really really really really hate Sam.

[Hitman]

Yeah I noticed. Did you make that?

[Marvin Nash]

Yes. It's my greatest creation. Lol.

[Hitman]

Congrats. ;)

[Slipknot]

Sammy boy

[Mr.Matinee]

Jesus,seems like no-one this day in age can take a joke,even in bad taste.This thread has pretty much died thanks to slipknot and Marvin's fighting,Rebeccca being pissed at everyone,and almost everybodys inablity to stay on topic.So why don't we just leave this pointless thread alone so it can die in peace.

[Slipknot]

Mr. Matinee is THE MAN

[Marvin Nash]

Originally posted by Mr.Matinee
Jesus,seems like no-one this day in age can take a joke,even in bad taste.This thread has pretty much died thanks to slipknot and Marvin's fighting,Rebeccca being pissed at everyone,and almost everybodys inablity to stay on topic.So why don't we just leave this pointless thread alone so it can die in peace.

I second that motion... with a vengeance!

[Mr.Matinee]

Originally posted by Slipknot
Mr. Matinee is THE MAN

Can I do no wrong in you and Nash's eyes?;)

[Marvin Nash]

That is up to you.

[Slipknot]

no u cannot... cuz u r THE MAN

[Slipknot]

Hey, Marvin, y do u keep PMing me about the movie Marvin's Room? I no u love the movie and everything but please stop all the PMs, ur crowding up my inbox. Its getting old.

[Rebecca]

this thread is dead..........

[sphericthor]

And about time to

[ambrosia]

Originally posted by sphericthor
And about time to

Amen

[Rebecca]

i hope they close it soon.........

[WebMonkey]

sooner than soon.

[TyRoss]

Would now do?