Band Camp

[KUsubaruchick]

I used to hear ads for that place on the radio all the time. I'm always tempted to stop in there everytime I'm in the city. ;)

It's a funny store, and they're trying to lure students in. They give KU students a 10% discount when they bring their school ID... er, so I've heard.

So... *opens bag full of goodies* I did my shopping, I've got all sorts of flavored oils and such. Help yourselves!

[PsychoMike]

Thaks for the oils KU..... Now who to try them on first.... hmmmm.

you still sore from tennis? ;)

[stonefaced_1]

It's a funny store, and they're trying to lure students in. They give KU students a 10% discount when they bring their school ID... er, so I've heard.

So... *opens bag full of goodies* I did my shopping, I've got all sorts of flavored oils and such. Help yourselves!

Ha. There's a store in Madison that gives UW students 10% off of glass pipes.

[Frizzo the Clown]

It's a funny store, and they're trying to lure students in. They give KU students a 10% discount when they bring their school ID... er, so I've heard.

So... *opens bag full of goodies* I did my shopping, I've got all sorts of flavored oils and such. Help yourselves!
If I went to KU, that might mean something to me. ;)

[KUsubaruchick]

Thaks for the oils KU..... Now who to try them on first.... hmmmm.

you still sore from tennis? ;)

Lube me up baby! *giggle* Be gentle though, I'm a bit burned from spending hours in the sun.

[Rogue]

*goes skinny dipping*

Brrr..Cold in this water!

[Frizzo the Clown]

*goes skinny dipping*

Brrr..Cold in this water!
I can tell. Be careful, you might put out someone's eyes with those. ;)

[PsychoMike]

*slowly removes KU's clothes, after lying her down starts rubbing her back, legs, arms, reliving all her stress*

I like the tattoo. ;)

[KUsubaruchick]

Ahh, so relaxing.

Yes, many guys seem to like the tat. A friend of mine tells me that whenever he sees it he thinks of good sex.

[PsychoMike]

wonder why that tat reminds you friend of good sex. hhhmmmmm........

I knew you'd like my massages. :P

[Rogue]

I can tell. Be careful, you might put out someone's eyes with those. ;)


*pulls Frizzo in the water*

That's what you get. ;)

[Rogue]

Oh, I pulled his hair. :P

[KUsubaruchick]

Careful hun, he might like that.

[equipe]

Hehe, I loved this thread.

*Pulls out some sweet BC hydro and relaxes on his day off*

Huzzah for dead people needing their graves cleaned.

[GGGG]

I just want to share a great Italian proverb I found:

"Pussy fur pulls stronger than a wagon dragged by oxen"

[GGGG]

new test: http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourlovestylequiz/

What's Your Love Style?

Your Love Style is Eros
http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/eros.jpg
For you, love is all about the passion!
And chances are, you're currently in love.
You have a strong physical response to love...
And you are great at committing
(As long as the person makes your toes curl!)

[PsychoMike]

I just want to share a great Italian proverb I found:

"Pussy fur pulls stronger than a wagon dragged by oxen"

I got a better quote... not sure where it's from though.

"A fool and her legs are soon parted"

btw, the link for the test isn't working.

[Cloud Buster]

I took GGGG's new test (the link worked fine for me). Here is my result:

Your love style is Agape.

You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner.
Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare.
You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie.
Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you.
For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love.

Sounds about right to me.

[Cloud Buster]

As long as it involves scantily clad or naked women, go for it.

[Rogue]

*strips down and jumps in a pool filled with orange jello* Alllllright, who's up for wrestling with me?

[Rogue]

EROS

For you, love is all about the passion!

And chances are, you're currently in love.

You have a strong physical response to love...

And you are great at committing

(As long as the person makes your toes curl!)





Hmmm..who's going to curl my toes? ;)

[Cloud Buster]

*strips down and jumps in a pool filled with orange jello* Alllllright, who's up for wrestling with me?

*sits down, opens beer, lights a smoke*

Uhh....gee, Rogue...don't see anyone else. Maybe you better just...you know, get warmed up. I'll just....sit here.

[JBond]

Your Love Style is Manic

http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/manic.jpg

For you, love is the ultimate rollercoaster
And you love to hold on tight and enjoy the ride
Every time you fall in love, it feels like the first time
And while it's exciting and exhilarating...
It's also stressful and scary!

[Rogue]

Stressful..scary..and apparently full of S&M. What's with the blindfold, Jibbsy? ;)

*sits in the jello all by her wittle wonesome*

No one wants to wrestle? :(

[Cloud Buster]

Why don't you wrestle me another beer?

J/k :D

[Rogue]

*throws jello your way*


I'm not your *****. :P Get it yourself!

[JBond]

Stressful..scary..and apparently full of S&M. What's with the blindfold, Jibbsy? ;)

She said she was insecure with her nakedness *shrug*

[Iben]

Your Love Style is Manic

http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/manic.jpg

For you, love is the ultimate rollercoaster
And you love to hold on tight and enjoy the ride
Every time you fall in love, it feels like the first time
And while it's exciting and exhilarating...
It's also stressful and scary!


that fits pretty well, sadly.

[pixiness]

WOW - I forgot all about this thread.

::: strips and runs around naked :::

WHEEEEEEE! So good to be free.

Your Love Style is Storge
http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/storge.jpg


For you, love and friendship are almost the same thing
And your love tends to be the enduring, long lasting kind
(You've been known to still have connections with exes)
But sometimes your love is not the most passionate
Leap before you look, and you'll find that fire you crave

Sounds about right to me. Now who wants to help me with this "fire" bit? ;):P

[pixiness]

Stressful..scary..and apparently full of S&M. What's with the blindfold, Jibbsy? ;)

*sits in the jello all by her wittle wonesome*

No one wants to wrestle? :(

You know me girlie - there's always room for jell-o. And you of course.

::: dives in :::

mmmmm... strawberry!

[HeadHunter]

Your Love Style is Storge

http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/storge.jpg

For you, love and friendship are almost the same thing
And your love tends to be the enduring, long lasting kind
(You've been known to still have connections with exes)
But sometimes your love is not the most passionate
Leap before you look, and you'll find that fire you crave

[pixiness]

HH - looks like you and me got something in common... Anything else you think we should try "sharing" ;)

[PsychoMike]

http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/eros.jpg

For you, love is all about the passion!
And chances are, you're currently in love.
You have a strong physical response to love...
And you are great at committing
(As long as the person makes your toes curl!)


Another thing GiGi and I have in common.... this is getting scary.

*sits back and watches the beautiful gilrs wrestling*
Free massage to the winner.

[stonefaced_1]

http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/eros.jpg
For you, love is all about the passion!
And chances are, you're currently in love.
You have a strong physical response to love...
And you are great at committing
(As long as the person makes your toes curl!)

I can't say I'm surprised in the slightest.

[pixiness]

http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/eros.jpg

For you, love is all about the passion!
And chances are, you're currently in love.
You have a strong physical response to love...
And you are great at committing
(As long as the person makes your toes curl!)


Another thing GiGi and I have in common.... this is getting scary.

*sits back and watches the beautiful gilrs wrestling*
Free massage to the winner.


You could wrestle WITH us - and that way EVERYONE wins ;)

[CapricornDevil]

For you, love is all about the passion!
And chances are, you're currently in love.
You have a strong physical response to love...
And you are great at committing
(As long as the person makes your toes curl!)




Congratulations!
Your Hotlanta Kink Test score was 465!

Here is the chart so that you can see how you are rated:

100 or less You need to lighten up and live a little!
101 to 200 You have an average sex life in need of kink.
201 to 300 You have sweet hints of a kinky nature.
301 to 400 You are definitely a kinky player.
401 to 500 You are a major league kinkster!
501 to 600 Wow! You're too kinky for most!!!
601 or more SUPER FREAK ALERT! You da BOMB!
The maximum score for this test is 700.


32.6% pure.

[GGGG]

You could wrestle WITH us - and that way EVERYONE wins ;)

I second that! ;)

[HeadHunter]

HH - looks like you and me got something in common... Anything else you think we should try "sharing" ;)

I have one or two idea's ;)

[GGGG]

^^^ you and Mike mud wrestling and pixi and me watching?

[HeadHunter]

^^^ you and Mike mud wrestling and pixi and me watching?


How about me and Pixi mud wrestleing and you and Mike....lock the door behind you as you leave ;)

or pixi and mike can leave...i aint fussy ;)

but then again it could just be a threesome with mike leaving ;)

[GGGG]

^^^ I suppose a thresome .... and Mike could tape it, we release it over the net and make some money...;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

And I'll just sit over here and watch. Mind if I bring a jar of vasoline? I don't want to chafe. ;)

[GGGG]

We just make a clown fetish one.... jumping on a trampoline

[HeadHunter]

And I'll just sit over here and watch. Mind if I bring a jar of vasoline? I don't want to chafe. ;)


thats the most disturbing bit of this whole thing ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

We just make a clown fetish one.... jumping on a trampoline
Sweet! I'll go and get my camera! ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

thats the most disturbing bit of this whole thing ;)
Then my work here is done. ;)

[PsychoMike]

You could wrestle WITH us - and that way EVERYONE wins ;)
sounds good to me. ;)

I like the idea a me, Pixe, and GiGi wrestling and everyone else watching... unless KU, Southern, or rogue want to join in. ;)

[HeadHunter]

oiy....before you got here...it was me and everyone else...i prefere it that way ;)

[KUsubaruchick]

sounds good to me. ;)

I like the idea a me, Pixe, and GiGi wrestling and everyone else watching... unless KU, Southern, or rogue want to join in. ;)

Oh oh oh! I wanna play!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Now I'm gonna need more vasoline. ;)

[KUsubaruchick]

Heh, funny... I was just listening to "Beat it" by MJ when I read your comment.

Unless the vasoline was to grease up the other girls and I before we wrestle, which would also be a good use for it. *giggle*

[Frizzo the Clown]

Heh, funny... I was just listening to "Beat it" by MJ when I read your comment.

Unless the vasoline was to grease up the other girls and I before we wrestle, which would also be a good use for it. *giggle*
I think both uses may be appropriate. ;)

[Rogue]

Oh oh oh! I wanna play!


Me too. *prepares the mud pit for mud wrestling*

So..who's up for some co-ed naked mud wrestling? :P

*jumps into the mud*

[equipe]

*take clothes off in 3 seconds flat*

(Joey Voice) How You Doooin'?

[GGGG]

http://www.blogthings.com/seducerquiz/

What Is Your Seduction Style?

Your Seduction Style: The Natural
http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/natural.jpg
You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen.
Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.
You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!
People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast.

[equipe]

Your Seduction Style: The Charmer
http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/charmer.jpg
You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.
You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.
By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power.
And then you've got them exactly where you want them!

[Boro]

*shines police badge and walks into band camp*

oh. oh my.


*starts writing out indecency tickets*

[Rogue]

Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover

http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/ideal-lover.jpg
You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires.
And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek.
You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships.
It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is.

[KUsubaruchick]

Your Seduction Style: The Charmer
http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/charmer.jpg
You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.
You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.
By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power.
And then you've got them exactly where you want them!

[Frizzo the Clown]

http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/natural.jpg

You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen.
Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.
You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!
People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast.

[stonefaced_1]

This would explain a lot.

http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/siren-rake.jpg
You possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many.
The minute you meet anyone, you can make the crave you almost immediately.
You give others the chance to lose control with you... spiraling into carnal bliss.
A dangerous lover, you both fascinate and scare those you attract.

[JBond]

What Is Your Seduction Style?

Your Seduction Style: The Natural
http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/natural.jpg
You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen.
Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.
You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!
People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast.

I woudl have prefered The Unnatural, but ok.

[halo7]

You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen.
Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.
You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!
People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast.

[Cloud Buster]

Your Seduction Style: The Natural

http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/natural.jpg


You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen.
Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.
You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!
People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast.

[PsychoMike]

Oh oh oh! I wanna play!
I'm all for some play... come here and try to get me. ;)

Your Seduction Style: The Coquette
http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/coquette.jpg

You are a pro at playing the age old game of hard to get.
Your flirting style runs hot and cold, giving just enough to keep them chasing you.
Independent and self-sufficient, you don't need any one person to make you compelte.
And that independence is exactly what makes people pursue you.

[GGGG]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/narcissa_76/tooth.gif

ohhh it is spring time...

[Rogue]

:funny: Oh dear...my mind was wandering It would be nice to be doing that right about now! :redface:

[Kyle Katarn]

Your Seduction Style: The Natural

http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/natural.jpg


You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen.
Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.
You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!
People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast.

[Rogue]

Well dental hygene is important you know ;)


I wasn't talking about brushing..although I do love a clean mouth. :P

[KUsubaruchick]

Take the quiz: What Is Your Kink?
http://img1.zenhex.com/quiz1/771/res5.gif (http://www.zenhex.com/quiz.php?id=771)
Exhibitionism
The world is your stage, and everyone in it is your audience, whether they like it or not. Your favorite place to have sex is the pitcher's mound of a ball stadium, under the arena lights. You are extremely loud when having sex. You don't mind people watching, taking pictures or videotaping you no matter what you're doing. Your motto is It's all about ME!

[JBond]

I wasn't exactly happy with all my responses, but here's the result

Take the quiz: What Is Your Kink?
http://img1.zenhex.com/quiz1/771/res2.gif (http://www.zenhex.com/quiz.php?id=771)
Submission
You live to serve! You're most excited when someone else takes the reins and controls the situation. You're happy to do whatever will make your partner happy, even if it isn't your favorite thing to do. In the bedroom, you aim to please. Your motto is, Yes Sir/Ma'am!

[GGGG]

Take the quiz: What Is Your Kink?
http://img1.zenhex.com/quiz1/771/res1.gif (http://www.zenhex.com/quiz.php?id=771)
Domination
You are most comfortable when in control. Having someone at your beck and call makes you hot. You can be very demanding, and expect perfection! In the bedroom, you take charge. Your motto is It's My way or the highway!

All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:
Domination (You scored 2)
Submission (You scored 1)
SadoMasochism (You scored 0)
Bondage (You scored 2)
Exhibitionism (You scored 0)
Nymphomania (You scored 1)

[DieselPower]

Result is lil off. But here's the result:

Take the quiz: What Is Your Kink? (http://www.zenhex.com/quiz.php?id=771)
http://img1.zenhex.com/quiz1/771/res6.gif
You think eating and sleeping are just things you do in between having sex! The problem with there only being 24 hours a day is that there just isn't enough time to cram in all the sex you crave. Your mating call is JUST DO ME!

All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:
* Domination (You scored 2)
* Submission (You scored 0)
* SadoMasochism (You scored 1)
* Bondage (You scored 0)
* Exhibitionism (You scored 0)
* Nymphomania (You scored 3)

[CapricornDevil]

Take the quiz: What Is Your Kink?
http://img1.zenhex.com/quiz1/771/res3.gif (http://www.zenhex.com/quiz.php?id=771)
SadoMasochism
Pain is your thing. You probably are tattooed or pierced, or enjoy giving tattoos or piercings. You use unusual objects as sex toys. In the bedroom, you're wild and untamed! Your motto is Hurts so good!


Ummm....That isn't exactly right. I AM tattooed...but, not in to painful sex.

[Frizzo the Clown]

http://img1.zenhex.com/quiz1/771/res6.gif

Your Results:
Nymphomania
You think eating and sleeping are just things you do in between having sex! The problem with there only being 24 hours a day is that there just isn't enough time to cram in all the sex you crave. Your mating call is JUST DO ME!

[PsychoMike]

Take the quiz: What Is Your Kink?
http://img1.zenhex.com/quiz1/771/res5.gif (http://www.zenhex.com/quiz.php?id=771)
Exhibitionism
The world is your stage, and everyone in it is your audience, whether they like it or not. Your favorite place to have sex is the pitcher's mound of a ball stadium, under the arena lights. You are extremely loud when having sex. You don't mind people watching, taking pictures or videotaping you no matter what you're doing. Your motto is It's all about ME!

All of the possible quiz results for this quiz:

* Domination (You scored 1)
* Submission (You scored 0)
* SadoMasochism (You scored 0)
* Bondage (You scored 1)
* Exhibitionism (You scored 2)
* Nymphomania (You scored 2)

[stonefaced_1]

Domination
You are most comfortable when in control. Having someone at your beck and call makes you hot. You can be very demanding, and expect perfection! In the bedroom, you take charge. Your motto is It's My way or the highway!
http://img1.zenhex.com/quiz1/771/res1.gif

[Mike Teevee]

My results:

Domination
You are most comfortable when in control. Having someone at your beck and call makes you hot. You can be very demanding, and expect perfection! In the bedroom, you take charge. Your motto is It's My way or the highway!

[Rogue]

Submission
You live to serve! You're most excited when someone else takes the reins and controls the situation. You're happy to do whatever will make your partner happy, even if it isn't your favorite thing to do. In the bedroom, you aim to please. Your motto is, Yes Sir/Ma'am!

[CapricornDevil]

Am I the only sadomassachist according to that quiz?

[PsychoMike]

so far it looks that way, CD. a few of us had some bondage or S&M responces... if that makes you feel any better.

[CapricornDevil]

The only accurate part of the S&M response for me was that I am tattooed.

[equipe]

http://img1.zenhex.com/quiz1/771/res1.gif
You are most comfortable when in control. Having someone at your beck and call makes you hot. You can be very demanding, and expect perfection! In the bedroom, you take charge. Your motto is It's My way or the highway!

* Domination (You scored 3)
* Submission (You scored 0)
* SadoMasochism (You scored 0)
* Bondage (You scored 0)
* Exhibitionism (You scored 2)
* Nymphomania (You scored 1)

[pixiness]

Heh, funny... I was just listening to "Beat it" by MJ when I read your comment.

Unless the vasoline was to grease up the other girls and I before we wrestle, which would also be a good use for it. *giggle*

I'm all for greasing up! Slippery is fun! Only, let's all us girls grease each other up first while the boys watch. ;)

[southern]

I'm all for greasing up! Slippery is fun! Only, let's all us girls grease each other up first while the boys watch. ;)
warms up hands ;)

[pixiness]

Your Seduction Style: Siren / Rake
http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/siren-rake.jpg

You possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many.
The minute you meet anyone, you can make the crave you almost immediately.
You give others the chance to lose control with you... spiraling into carnal bliss.
A dangerous lover, you both fascinate and scare those you attract


Take the quiz: What Is Your Kink?
http://img1.zenhex.com/quiz1/771/res6.gif (http://www.zenhex.com/quiz.php?id=771)
Nymphomania
You think eating and sleeping are just things you do in between having sex! The problem with there only being 24 hours a day is that there just isn't enough time to cram in all the sex you crave. Your mating call is JUST DO ME!

Oh dear lord, I have something in common sexually with Frizzo
Okay - who's scared of me? Really?

[pixiness]

warms up hands ;)

oooh - your hands are cold... TINGLY! purrrrrr

what soft skin you have!

[DeKuriyama]

Someones got Cat scratch fever...

[Frizzo the Clown]

Oh dear lord, I have something in common sexually with Frizzo
Its a bit scary, isn't it? ;)

[pixiness]

So THAT's the "scary" bit the other quiz is talking about. It's all so clear now.

Does this mean I have to do you?

[Frizzo the Clown]

So THAT's the "scary" bit the other quiz is talking about. It's all so clear now.

Does this mean I have to do you?
Yes, I think thats exactly what that means! ;)

[pixiness]

can I finish getting greased up with the girls first? and could you take a shower? ;)

[Rogue]

Who's going to grease me up?

[pixiness]

oooh me! me! Pick me! Ooh oooh!

[Rogue]

Hmmm...*bites her lip* Tough choice! I think I'll chooooose......pixi! ;)

[DieselPower]

*sits on the sofa, lites up a cigar and takes a sip of JD*
Don't mind me ladies, I just luv the scenery ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

can I finish getting greased up with the girls first? and could you take a shower? ;)
Shower? Why? If everything goes well, I'm just gonna get all dirty again. ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

(Ty starts bringing in camera equipment)

Excuse me ladies.... we'll jsut be a few moments setting up here.....

(Begins putting up light tower)

;)
*Frizzo sets up a cardboard box with a tin can glued to the end. The words "camera" are written on the side with crayon.*

[KUsubaruchick]

*Frizzo sets up a cardboard box with a tin can glued to the end. The words "camera" are written on the side with crayon.*

fancy equipment ya got there

so, anyone wanna grease meeee up?

[Rogue]

I'll do you after pixi does me, KU.

[JBond]

Say whaaat? :cool:

[KUsubaruchick]

Hehe, we're gonna play "catch the greased up deaf guy" (family guy). Cover someone in slippery goodness and then have everyone try and catch the person. *giggle*

[JBond]

Can I be the one covered in slippery goodness? ;)

[Rogue]

Keep watching and you might be. ;)

*grabs the vasoline* Where'd KU go?

[JBond]

Naughty ;)

[Rogue]

You know you love it. :P

Ah screw it, I guess I'll just make myself slippery then.

*opens some baby oil*

[PsychoMike]

Why won't anyone grease me up? :(

[KUsubaruchick]

*pounces on mike* I'll do you if you do me!

[PsychoMike]

ooo... baby.... sounds like fun.

I suggest we go into a cabin and do it... we don't want to make anyone jealous. :P

[pixiness]

I'll do you after pixi does me, KU.


Wait! I'm here - let the greasing begin!

Wow - your shoulders are intensely tight. I think I'm gonna make this a combo massage/greasing. :)

[Sparhawk]

*walks into thread and views greasy mayhem*

Why won't someone think of the children!?!?!?!?!?

*runs out of thread babbling incoherently*

[Frizzo the Clown]

*walks into thread and views greasy mayhem*

Why won't someone think of the children!?!?!?!?!?

*runs out of thread babbling incoherently*
If I was thinking of the children while I was doing this, I'd probably be arrested. ;)

[Fanible]

:hehe: :cool:

[pixiness]

ooooh - those camera lights are warm... I think I'm getting just a little sweaty. It makes the vaseline Sooooooo slippery. :::giggle:::

[HeadHunter]

thats an image thats going to be difficult to get out of my head :P

[JBond]

Why would you want to do that? ;)

[HeadHunter]

no thats the thing...I am going to be thinking of it ALOT ;)

[GGGG]

Slippery when wet....lol

[HeadHunter]

I want a slippery nipple now



--_-- the drink GG :P

[Rogue]

You give a mean back rub, pixi. *puuuur* Look at that, I'm purring. ;)

[equipe]

*watches Pixi give Rogue backrub*

This may be the best day of my life ;)

[Rogue]

I may have to remove my top so that she can get all of my back. *sips her beer*

[equipe]

*Speechless*
http://www.phpbbforfree.com/forums/images/smiles/chris06.gif

[Rogue]

Hmm, we need some different music. That cheesy 70s porn music is working my last nerve.

You okay, equipe? ;)

[equipe]

http://www.phpbbforfree.com/forums/images/smiles/spy.gif

I'm fine now ;)

*joey voice* How you doin'?

[Rogue]

Oh, I'm laying here half-naked and greased up getting a back rub from pixi drinking a beer.

I guess I'm okay. :P

[equipe]

Only half-naked...???

*Brings in the tequila*
Who wants to start really drinking?

[CapricornDevil]

Oh, I'm laying here half-naked and greased up getting a back rub from pixi drinking a beer.

I guess I'm okay. :P

*sniff* Fine, cheat on me with pixi...you don't love me anymore!

*runs out crying*

[Rogue]

I'm up for a body shot, equipe!!

And CD, you know I love you. ;)

[CapricornDevil]

Ok...I'll take you back. As long as we can have a huge shopping spree! I need new clothes. :)

[Rogue]

I do too! As soon as pixi finishes, we can go. ;)

[CapricornDevil]

*does a happy dance*....*and grabs the credit card*

[pixiness]

I'm finished sweet thang. Make sure to buy some slutty lingerie while you're out.
(p.s. CD - there's a smiley for you in the your favorite smilies thread)

[HeadHunter]

I never het a smily :(

[pixiness]

How bout if I do something to make you smile instead?

I know of a jacuzzi around here somewhere....:hehe:

[HeadHunter]

How bout if I do something to make you smile instead?

I know of a jacuzzi around here somewhere....:hehe:

:cool: might help....as a temperary measure :D

[pixiness]

well - we certainly wouldn't want to do anything too permanent... look at what happened to frizzo. ;)

Now - what did I do with that champagne? Oh - and could you help me wipe some of this extra vaseline off before we get in the hot tub? ;)

[HeadHunter]

*Rubs down pixi to get rid of the vasoline*

....damn this stuff got EVERYWHERE!! right time to open that Champagne

*pops his cork and pours pixi a glass*

;)

[Rogue]

*Rubs down pixi to get rid of the vasoline*

*pops his cork*


....damn this stuff got EVERYWHERE!!

;)


^^

What HH's post should have said. ;)

[HeadHunter]

^^

What HH's post should have said. ;)


Damn rouge you need to put a warning on that....I almost spat coke everywhere :P

[Rogue]

*bows* I have my moments, good sir. ;)

[HeadHunter]

its one to go down in cs! history...I will never forget it....till someone else makes an equel or better job at turning something i say :P

[GGGG]

Get your own warning label (http://www.go-quiz.com/warning-label/warning-label.php)
http://img131.echo.cx/img131/2186/parental5zs.gif

you have to take a screen print... isnt that typical! I am a hole with explicit lyrics

[HeadHunter]

aparently I am a Squirel...Uni is going to have a heart attack when she finds out :hehe:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y65/elkinss3/Pictures/squirell.jpg

Yeah....stay out anyone unautherised

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y65/elkinss3/Pictures/restricted.jpg

[DieselPower]

Get your own warning label (http://www.go-quiz.com/warning-label/warning-label.php)
Better not smoke around me!!!
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y64/DieselP/diesel.jpg

***explicit caption***
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y64/DieselP/diesel2.jpg

[Rogue]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v189/Isis6/55.jpg

[Frizzo the Clown]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/frizzotheclown/hole.bmp

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/frizzotheclown/restricted.bmp

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/frizzotheclown/explosive.bmp

[KUsubaruchick]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/frizzotheclown/explosive.bmp

A Vengaboys song comes to mind...
Boom boom boom boom
I want you in my room
let's spend the night together
From now until forever
Boom boom boom boom
I want a double boom
And spend the night together
Together in my room

I'm not entirely sure what a double boom is but yeah, I want one.

[Frizzo the Clown]

A Vengaboys song comes to mind...
Boom boom boom boom
I want you in my room
let's spend the night together
From now until forever
Boom boom boom boom
I want a double boom
And spend the night together
Together in my room

I'm not entirely sure what a double boom is but yeah, I want one.
Well, if you insist. I'm more than happy to oblige. ;)

[Fanible]

http://pic9.picturetrail.com/VOL290/1474741/2824629/93227083.jpg

http://pic9.picturetrail.com/VOL290/1474741/2824629/93226634.jpg

:meanie:

[JBond]

Woo-hoo! I have new ones!

http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/93238335.jpg

[GGGG]

What Planet Are You From?

You Are From the Moon
http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/moon.jpg
You can vibe with the steady rhythms of the Moon.
You're in touch with your emotions and intuition.
You possess a great, unmatched imagination - and an infinite memory.
Ultra-sensitive, you feel at home anywhere (or with anyone).
A total healer, you light the way in the dark for many.

http://www.blogthings.com/planetquiz.html
What Planet Are You From?

[Rogue]

You Are From the Moon
http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/moon.jpg
You can vibe with the steady rhythms of the Moon.
You're in touch with your emotions and intuition.
You possess a great, unmatched imagination - and an infinite memory.
Ultra-sensitive, you feel at home anywhere (or with anyone).
A total healer, you light the way in the dark for many.

http://www.blogthings.com/planetquiz.html
What Planet Are You From?

[JBond]

You Are From Mercury

http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/mercury.jpg

You are talkative, clever, and knowledgeable - and it shows.
You probably never leave home without your cell phone!
You're witty, expressive, and aware of everything going on around you.
You love learning, playing, and taking in all of what life has to offer.
Be careful not to talk your friends' ears off, and temper your need to know everything.

[Cloud Buster]

You Are From Mercury

http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/mercury.jpg

You are talkative, clever, and knowledgeable - and it shows.

You probably never leave home without your cell phone!

You're witty, expressive, and aware of everything going on around you.

You love learning, playing, and taking in all of what life has to offer.

Be careful not to talk your friends' ears off, and temper your need to know everything.

[Rogue]

You Are From Mercury

http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/mercury.jpg

You are talkative, clever, and knowledgeable - and it shows.
You probably never leave home without your cell phone!
You're witty, expressive, and aware of everything going on around you.
You love learning, playing, and taking in all of what life has to offer.
Be careful not to talk your friends' ears off, and temper your need to know everything.


Hmmmmmm.

[JBond]

Yeah, well, it's an online test.

[Cloud Buster]

Woo-hoo! I have new ones!

http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL715/2562261/5091714/93238335.jpg


I don't get it. It only gave me one.

How are you guys putting this in a post? If I copy the HTML it just comes out as source code. Is there a way to post HTML?

[Rogue]

Yeah, well, it's an online test.


The cell phone thing just made me giggle.

[JBond]

I don't get it. It only gave me one.

How are you guys putting this in a post? If I copy the HTML it just comes out as source code. Is there a way to post HTML?

Those are two seperate ones. I had to hit the "print screen" button, paste into Paint, and then host the picture.

[JBond]

The cell phone thing just made me giggle.

Well, I guess I do always have it with me.

And I am witty and clever ;) (Just like Mercury)

[Rogue]

But talking someone's ear off?

Not anymore....

[JBond]

Did I ever?

[Rogue]

Sometimes.

[Frizzo the Clown]

You are from Jupiter

http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/jupiter.jpg

You are exuberantly curious - and you love to explore newness.
Enthusiastic and optimistic, you get a kick out of stimulating intellectual discussions.
Foreign cultures and languages fascinate you. You love the outdoors, animals, and freedom.
Chances are you tend to exaggerate, so try to keep a lid on that.
If you do, you'll continue to be known for your confidence, generosity, and sense of justice.

[equipe]

You Are From Venus
http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/venus.jpg
You love all forms of beauty. You love dressing up and anything luxurious.
A social butterfly, you're incredibly popular and a great host.
You're known for your fairness and affection. And as a frind to all.
Careful though! You're desire to please may make you too willing to conform.
Be yourself. Focus on what matters to you. You'll be all the more popular for it.

[HeadHunter]

Kick ass

You Are From the Sun
http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/sun.jpg

Of all your friends, you're the shining star.

You're dramatic - loving attention and the spotlight.

You're a totally entertainer and the life of the party.

Watch out! The Sun can be stubborn, demanding, and flirty.

Overall, you're a great leader and great friend. The very best!

[Tornado]

You are from Saturn

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v205/theanomaly/saturn.jpg

You're steady, organizes, and determined to achieve your dreams.

You tend to play it conservative, going by the rules (at least the practical ones).

You'll likely reach the top. And when you do, you'll be honorable and responsible.

Focus on happiness. Don't let your goals distract you from fun!

Don't be too set in your ways, and you'll be more of a success than you ever dreamed of.

[pixiness]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v374/pixiness/untitled.jpg


You Are From the Moon

http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/moon.jpg
You can vibe with the steady rhythms of the Moon.
You're in touch with your emotions and intuition.
You possess a great, unmatched imagination - and an infinite memory.
Ultra-sensitive, you feel at home anywhere (or with anyone).
A total healer, you light the way in the dark for many.

[PsychoMike]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/Psychomike/label1.gif

http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/uranus.jpg
You shine with brilliant creativity, and you're more than a little eccentric.
You love everything unusual and shocking. You're one far-out chick or dude.
Anything unconventional excites you - and you have genius potential.
Just don't let your rebel side get the best of you, or else you'll alienate everyone.
Your original thinking and funky attitude is all you need to be you.

[GGGG]

Penis contract negotiations

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for
the following reasons:

1) I do physical labor.
2) I work at great depths.
3) I plunge head first into everything I do.
4) I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5) I work in a damp environment.
6) I work in a dark workplace that has poor
ventilation.
7) I work in high temperatures.
8) My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely, Penis


Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised,
the administration rejects your request for the
following reasons:

1) You do not work 8 hours straight.
2) You fall asleep after brief work periods.
3) You do not always follow the orders of the
management team.
4) You do not stay in your designated area and are
often seen visiting other
locations.
5) You do not take initiative--you need to be
pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.
6) You leave the workplace rather messy at the end
of your shift.
7) You don't always observe necessary safety
regulations, such as wearing
the correct protective covering.
8) You will retire well before you are 65.
9) You are unable to work double shifts.
10) You sometimes leave your designated work area
before you have completed
the assigned task.
11) And if that were not all, you have been seen
constantly entering and
exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious
looking bags.

[DieselPower]

^Pretty funny GGGG.

That's what I'm talkin about:
You Are From the Sun
http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/sun.jpg
Of all your friends, you're the shining star.
You're dramatic - loving attention and the spotlight.
You're a totally entertainer and the life of the party.
Watch out! The Sun can be stubborn, demanding, and flirty.
Overall, you're a great leader and great friend. The very best!

[GGGG]

^Pretty funny GGGG.


it isnt by me but I thought it was hillarious!

[DieselPower]

it isnt by me but I thought it was hillarious!
Didn't say you wrote it, I'm just sayin it's funny. ;)

[GGGG]

ohhh I have been powed!!!

[JBond]

Haha, double shifts.

[GGGG]

To Hell with me!!!!!

To Hell Or Not? - take the test

http://www.hotlanta.com/helltest.htm

0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you
21-40 You barely make our scale
41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date
61-100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else
101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt
131-160 Enjoying life to the max
161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?
200+ You're going straight to hell

Gabriella - 163

[KUsubaruchick]

To Hell with me!!!!!

To Hell Or Not? - take the test

http://www.hotlanta.com/helltest.htm

0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you
21-40 You barely make our scale
41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date
61-100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else
101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt
131-160 Enjoying life to the max
161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?
200+ You're going straight to hell

Gabriella - 163


I got a 174. Not like I didn't already know I have a spot in hell reserved for me. :P

[GGGG]

we shall have a BBQ there KU

[DieselPower]

Score: 136

131-160 Enjoying life to the max - That's what I'm talkin' about

[Frizzo the Clown]

179: You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?

No kidding! ;)

[HeadHunter]

To Hell with me!!!!!

To Hell Or Not? - take the test

http://www.hotlanta.com/helltest.htm

0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you
21-40 You barely make our scale
41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date
61-100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else
101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt
131-160 Enjoying life to the max
161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?
200+ You're going straight to hell

Gabriella - 163

AWW I am boring

56

[Frizzo the Clown]

AWW I am boring

56
56? 56? What the hell is wrong with you? Actually, I guess the question should be, "what the hell is right with you?"

[JBond]

I got 10

For a test about going to hell I'm quite shocked there was no question like..."Do you go to church?" or "Do you believe in God?" ;)

[GGGG]

10?!...

[JBond]

Yes. I've been locked in a cage for the past 20-some years.

[GGGG]

you must be amish... nope you wouldnt be able to post here ...

[JBond]

The real funny thing is, I'm more likely to go to hell than most. I just don't drink or "party".

[Frizzo the Clown]

The real funny thing is, I'm more likely to go to hell than most. I just don't drink or "party".
I don't party either....I just did quite a lot of it in a four year time span to last me the rest of my life. ;)

[JBond]

179? No kidding. ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

179? No kidding. ;)
Haha...I doubt anyone was surprised by that. ;)

[GGGG]

please do tell us JB what sinful things you do!

[Frizzo the Clown]

please do tell us JB what sinful things you do!
Well, he has met me in person....a couple of times. Thats pretty evil. ;)

[GGGG]

Haha...I doubt anyone was surprised by that. ;)


well I wasnt but there is a guy who scored 217... now that is an achievement

[Frizzo the Clown]

well I wasnt but there is a guy who scored 217... now that is an achievement
217? Holy crap. I've got a lot of catching up to do! ;)

[GGGG]

yeah... I thought that is a bit far out!...lol... just as well I like him as a friend...lol

[JBond]

please do tell us JB what sinful things you do!

I don't go to church and I don't believe in God or anything that comes with it.

I also eat babies.

[JBond]

Well, he has met me in person....a couple of times. Thats pretty evil. ;)

And there were all those EVIL things we did, like see that EVIL movie and eat in that EVIL steakhouse. ;)

[Rogue]

151 for me.

[pixiness]

I got 129 - surprisingly better than I thought.

[PsychoMike]

wow... I thought you would have gotten a higher score, pixi... I got 163

[GGGG]

ohhh so this is not as bad as it looks:
Find out how slutty you really are...lol (http://www.okcupid.com/slut)

My score was 79%...lol... pretty slutty!

[HeadHunter]

I am a good little boy ;)

32% Slut

[PsychoMike]

only 59% slutty.... I need to get out a bit more

[HeadHunter]

only 59% slutty.... I need to get out a bit more

if you need to get out more i am screwed! :P

[GGGG]

ohhh ... now my image is really going down...lol

[JBond]

24%

[PsychoMike]

if you need to get out more i am screwed! :P

with a score of 32% I think you have the opposite problem.

[HeadHunter]

ohhh ... now my image is really going down...lol

just wait till Frizzo gets here...that will lift your spirits :P

[DieselPower]

69% slut...nailed the percent on that succa!

[equipe]

59% Slut. Meh, I could do better.

[Frizzo the Clown]

just wait till Frizzo gets here...that will lift your spirits :P
Whats that supposed to mean? ;)

I'm 76% slut. Not too bad, I must say. ;)

[equipe]

Whats that supposed to mean? ;)

I'm 76% slut. Not too bad, I must say. ;)

But that test isn't quite accurate. There were no midget questions. If you were to add those in, it would be closer to 100%

[Frizzo the Clown]

But that test isn't quite accurate. There were no midget questions. If you were to add those in, it would be closer to 100%
Very true. No test about sluttiness is really complete without some questions about midgets.

[pixiness]

You know - I'm going to use that the next time someone calls me a slut.

Person: You're a slut!
Me: No I'm not.
Person: Yes, you are!
Me: By definition, I can't be 100% slut unless I've had sexual encounters with midgets - SO THERE!

[GGGG]

I thought this was funny:

The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story.

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say " nothing,"
we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine ... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as sports, the weather, or hunting.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

[GGGG]

What Men Really Mean....

1. "I'M GOING FISHING"

Translated: I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and sit in a boat with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."

2. "IT'S A GUY THING"

Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

3. "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"

Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

4. "UH HUH", "SURE, HONEY" or alternately "YES, DEAR"

Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

5. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"

Translated: "I have no idea how it works."

6. "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."

Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

7. "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."

Translated: "Are you still talking?"

8. "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."

Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F-Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

9. "I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES."

Translated: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

10. "OH, DON'T FUSS. I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."

Translated: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death
before I admit that I'm hurt."

11. "HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."

Translated: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

12. "I CAN'T FIND IT."

Translated: "It didn't fall into my out stretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

13. "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"

Translated: "What did you catch me at?"

14. "I HEARD YOU."

Translated: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend thenext 3 days yelling at me."

15. "YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."

Translated: "I am used to the way you yell at me and realize it could be worse."

16. "YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."

Translated: "Oh, man, please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."

17."I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."

Translated: "No one will ever see us alive again."

[DieselPower]

What We Really Mean....

1. "I'M GOING FISHING"

Translated: "I'm going fishing."

2. "IT'S A GUY THING"

Translated: "You don't have the masculine intellectual capability to comprehend it."

3. "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"

Translated: "Where the **** is my dinner?"

4. "UH HUH", "SURE, HONEY" or alternately "YES, DEAR"

Translated: Reflex actions

5. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"

Translated: "Since you have no understanding of the latest technology, it would take too long to explain."

6. "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."

Translated: "Why in all the time in the world, do you vacuum when I'm watchin TV?"

7. "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."

Translated: "Wtf are you talkin' about?"

8. "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."

Translated: "With my current alcohol intake some of my memory cells have been deleted, sorry it was one with your birthday"

9. "I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES."

Translated: "You like 'em? Good...now bend over."

10. "OH, DON'T FUSS. I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."

Translated: "My highly tactical immune system is fixing the problem as we speak"

11. "HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."

Translated: "Why do you need to know everything?"

12. "I CAN'T FIND IT."

Translated: "You find it."

13. "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"

Translated: "Calm the **** down, it's just porno"

14. "I HEARD YOU."

Translated: "I heard you the first time"

15. "YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."

Translated: It’s a preemptive strike.

16. "YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."

Translated: "Quit worrying about how you look and let’s go already"

17."I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."

Translated: "This place looks very familiar"

[Frizzo the Clown]

You know - I'm going to use that the next time someone calls me a slut.

Person: You're a slut!
Me: No I'm not.
Person: Yes, you are!
Me: By definition, I can't be 100% slut unless I've had sexual encounters with midgets - SO THERE!
Oh feel free. ;)

[GGGG]

You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and discusting, but you know it's all in good fun.

A Slave To BDSM - 95%
Sex God - 83%
A Romantic - 13%
Virgin - 3%

How are you in bed? (http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=2472)

[GGGG]

Am I the only one posting in this thread?... nevermind I think this is funny

Ladies and Mens Dictionaries
Body: DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
=====================================
40-ish.............................................49
Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone
Athletic......................................No boobs
Average looking..................................Ugly
Beautiful..........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure......................On medication
Free spirit....................................Junkie
Friendship first..........................Former slut
Fun..........................................Annoy ing
Old-fashioned..................................No life
Open-minded......................Desperate with tattoos
Professional....................................** ***
Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker

DICTIONARY OF WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
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1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive t.. Is sex all you ever think about?

DICTIONARY OF MEN'S ENGLISH:
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1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

[stonefaced_1]

You scored as Sex God.

You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.

Sex God 75%
A Slave To BDSM 58%
A Romantic 48%
Virgin 15%

[PsychoMike]

Hey GiGi, I'm right there with you. ;)

You scored as A Slave To BDSM.


Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and discusting, but you know it's all in good fun.

A Slave To BDSM 98%

Sex God 70%

A Romantic 33%

Virgin 18%

[Rogue]

In other words -- I'm boring as hell... :(


You scored as A Romantic.



You're a romantic through and through. You may not ever have very many partners, but it's ok. You know that it's about the person who you're having it with, and that the sex is more of a fun biproduct - a very fun biprodict. You know how to make your partner happy, and that's what it's all about.

Sex God 83%

A Romantic 83%

Virgin 80%

A Slave To BDSM 68%

[HeadHunter]

WOOHOO....wait...Crap :(

You scored as Virgin.

There's nothing to be ashamed of as a vergin, it just means that when it does happen it will be that much more spectacular. Those people who have been having sex since they were 12 have nothing on the magic you'll have when you have passionate meaningful sex.

Virgin 70%

Sex God 58%

A Romantic 53%

A Slave To BDSM 35%

[pixiness]

You scored as Sex God. Thank you, but I prefer Sex Goddess ;)

You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.

Sex God 88%

A Slave To BDSM 88%
A Romantic 53%
Virgin 30%

[DieselPower]

You scored as A Slave To BDSM. I'm a naughty boy ;).

Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and discusting, but you know it's all in good fun.

A Slave To BDSM 93%
Sex God 88%
A Romantic 33%
Virgin 5%

[Yuney]

You scored as Sex God.

You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.

Sex God 85%
Slave to BDSM 85%
Romantic 53%
Virgin 18%

[diva]

damn im at a school and theyve blocked your test site :( BOOHOO!! Ill do it later on
MWUAHAHAHAHA!!

[DieselPower]

^Is it me or do u like cryin alot? :P

[Kyle Katarn]

You scored as A Slave To BDSM.



Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.

A Slave To BDSM 73%
Virgin 68%
Sex God 45%
A Romantic 40%

Que? :p