Band Camp

[IdahoMR2man]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
Were you posting drunk again? Being a little flirty with Rogue? You cad!

Dude, I just read back through my posts and I could hardly type. Too funny.

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by Rogue
*walks in in a whipped cream bikini* Anyone hungry? ;)

Doc made me laugh so fricking hard just now with his response to Rogue's post.

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by dr_evil
yes i am a little hungry can you make me a sandwich or something;)


:applaud: :applaud: :applaud: :funny: :funny: :funny:

[IdahoMR2man]

Yeah that was pretty rich. That Travis is a sharp cookie.

[Iben]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
*slaps Iben on the butt* *returns the favour*

[Rogue]

*climbs up onto the table and starts to dance* The things I'll do when I'm drunk..

[IdahoMR2man]

*pokes Iben with finger in the boob*

[Iben]

*flashes Idaho*

[IdahoMR2man]

:eek::applaud:

[Rogue]

*heads to the bedroom with her MGD*

[IdahoMR2man]

*pinches Rogue's butt as she passes*

[Rogue]

*jumps then toasts with her bottle* Cheers!

[IdahoMR2man]

You going alone into that room? Want Iben and I to join you?

[Rogue]

Whatever creams your twinkie.

[Iben]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
You going alone into that room? Want Iben and I to join you? I'll bring the hand cuffs

[IdahoMR2man]

You potty mouth!!!

*sings as he follows Rogue and Iben to room*

I'm gonna make love to you woman
Gonna lay you down by the fire
and caress your womanly body
make you moan and perspire.

[Rogue]

Well, if she's got the handcuffs..I've got the blindfold and ice.

[Iben]

*grabs the candles and feathers on the way*

[Colorado Cajun]

*watches Idaho and he begins to sing*
You and me and her and her
simultaneous loving baby
two or three

[IdahoMR2man]

I was just about to sing that!!!

You and you and you and you
Simultaneous loving

[Mr.Matinee]

*Enter's room where Idaho,Iben,and Rogue are,bowl of popcorn in hand*Don't mind me,I'm just gonna watch.

[Rogue]

*walks out of the room, grabs Jibbsy on the way and hops a plane to Paris*

[IdahoMR2man]

Musta rocked her world to much....

*goes back to rocking Iben's world*

[Iben]

More loving for me!

[IdahoMR2man]

*squeeka squeeka squeeka*

[JimmyDean]

*Whips out a hose and starts to spray LadyFireFly*

[WebMonkey]

Is it me, or is it gettin hot in here.....

[IdahoMR2man]

*jumps up and down on bed*

[Iben]

*gets sea sick from all the jumping*

[Iben]

Originally posted by WebMonkey
Is it me, or is it gettin hot in here..... "it's getting hot in here, so take of all your clothes.." sorry couldn't resist

[The Insider]

Originally posted by Iben
"it's getting hot in here, so take of all your clothes.." sorry couldn't resist

Sorry, which one of us did you say it was that was going crazy, again? ;)

[JimmyDean]

Gives Iben "the look"...

[IdahoMR2man]

*watches Iben's boobs bounce while I jump on bed*

[Iben]

*removes bra so they can bounce more* ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

*gets hit in the face*

[Iben]

Originally posted by The Insider
Sorry, which one of us did you say it was that was going crazy, again? ;) starts singing: "I am getting so hot..I wanna take my clothes off"

[Iben]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
*gets hit in the face* *puts some ice on that eye*

[IdahoMR2man]

*uses ice in kinky ways*

[Iben]

*puts some ice in her mouth and uses it in kinky ways*

[The Insider]

LOL. This place features way too much excitement for me to survive right now!

[IdahoMR2man]

I think I'm having a hard time not crossing the line...

[Iben]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
I think I'm having a hard time not crossing the line... I know what you mean, and I'm a moderator lol

[Iben]

Originally posted by The Insider
LOL. This place features way too much excitement for me to survive right now! awww, don't die on us now!;)

[IdahoMR2man]

*plays patty cake with Iben*

[Iben]

*starts licking on her lollipop*

[Mr.Matinee]

Originally posted by Iben
*removes bra so they can bounce more* ;)

whoa people,we might need to start using spoiler tags here!Some young,impressionable user comes in here,hoping to hear about band camp,and BOOM! This happens!you people have no shame.Just like me!:p

[Link]

(Walks in)

(Glances around)

(Slowly walks out)

[dr_evil]

we should put a warning on the thread title

Band Camp: Attack of the Horny People;)

(BC:AOTHP)

[equipe]

How about

Band Camp 2: Horny With a Vengence
Band Camp 2: Horny's Revenge

[Mr.Matinee]

Band Camp
Band Camp 2
Band Camp Wedding ;)

[Radiohead]

band camp ain't got NOTHING on journalism camp. for real.

[pixiness]

This one time, at journalism camp, this boy had ink all over his hands, and when he spanked me, it left a handprint on my bottom! :D :p

[equipe]

This one time at movie camp... actually there are no stories, it was all guys. a real sausage fest.

[IdahoMR2man]

Pixi said bottom....

[PsychoMike]

Movie camp sucks

[IdahoMR2man]

Dude, today sucks. There's nothing going on!

[Chodaboy]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
Dude, today sucks. There's nothing going on!
but im here :D

[Mr.Matinee]

*Pulls up in large RV*Look at what I got!*Opens RV door,out come Playmates*Hef said we could borrow them for one day.

[IdahoMR2man]

Originally posted by Chodaboy
but im here :D

Yay! More weiner.

[Mr.Matinee]

What about my RV full of hot chicks in skimpy clothes?

[IdahoMR2man]

I think you are just pretending you have an RV of hot chicks in skimpy clothes!

[Mr.Matinee]

Well if you don't believe me,you can't go watch them skinny dip.We're doing a show for the Playboy Channel:"The Great Outdoors".

[IdahoMR2man]

Dammit! Why can't I believe?!?!?

[Mr.Matinee]

Okay,okay,You can be in the show.You can dressup as various wild animals and chase the Playmates.then my character will come in and do his thing.Let's start you off as a bear.

[IdahoMR2man]

Roar

[Chodaboy]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
Roar
http://www.fun-town.com/teddyfriend/bear.jpg

[Mr.Matinee]

That's good,thats good!!Position yourself behind the bushes,and I'l get into my hunter gear.Someone has to protect these ladies from a bear!

[IdahoMR2man]

*mauls Matinee, does funky chicken with girls*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Shoots Idaho in the ass with a sedative*That was my stunt double.

[IdahoMR2man]

*sleeps blissfully*

[Mr.Matinee]

Well,Kitty and Lady are in the forum,just not in the thread.Damn.*Cooks Idaho and eats him*Mmm..dear from Idaho...

[sabin26]

Wow I really came into this thread late.........and I brought Captain Morgan, Jack Daniels, Chocolate Syrup, Whip Cream, handcuffs, blindfolds, lotion.........lots of lotion, and a few whips.

[Rogue]

*walks in* So, who wants a quickie on my lunch hour? ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

*raises hand*

[sabin26]

*Grabs Rogue and rushes into the bedroom while cranking up Nine Inch Nails - Closer*

[Rogue]

Wow..two of you. Hmm..which one to choose..?

I love that song, sabin.

[IdahoMR2man]

Ah take Sabin. I had you for all of yesterday.

[Mr.Matinee]

*Shoots Sabin in the ass with a sedative*So who's it gonna be?
Me?Idaho?Or a passed out Sabin?

[sabin26]

*Iches where sedative was shot* Funny I feel lots better Matinee thanks........now where were we Rogue.....oh yeah *starts singing along* You let me violate you

[Rogue]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
Ah take Sabin. I had you for all of yesterday.

Tired of me already? ;)

[Mr.Matinee]

*Unloads AK-47 into Sabin while talking to Rogue*Idaho,tired of you?How dare he!If you need to "talk",I'm always here.;)

[southern]

i leave for one day and you horny kids have all the fun

*srtips to nothing and goes to sit on couch*

[Rogue]

*walks around naked* Whoo hoo! It's a nudist band camp now!

[TyRoss]

(sits in the corner and watches)

[equipe]

Yay nudism rocks!

*takes off clothes, watches everyone scatter in horror*

Hey, where did everyone go?

[sabin26]

*starts taking off clothes then trips over own pants* I could use some help.

[IdahoMR2man]

Originally posted by Rogue
Tired of me already? ;)

Never. But I don't want to be greedy. Besides I have other woman to service.

*looks at Southern, one eyebrow raises*

Break you off some?

[southern]

*helps sabin*
so smooth when you're dealing with duct tape but clutzy taking off your clothes:p

[IdahoMR2man]

*Rubs Southern's burnt skin*

[sabin26]

Originally posted by southern
*helps sabin*
so smooth when you're dealing with duct tape but clutzy taking off your clothes:p

Sorry....I think you and Rogue being naked just made me move quicker.

[IdahoMR2man]

Probably made everything quicker.

*finishes girls off*

[southern]

to sabin: :o

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
*Rubs Southern's burnt skin*
thank you:)

[sabin26]

Hey I gots some extra Aloe Vera if you need it southern;)

[southern]

I DO I DO!

[IdahoMR2man]

I love band camp.

[southern]

*waits for pixi and idaho*

[IdahoMR2man]

I'm here.

[JimmyDean]

*Smiles seductively at Southern*

[southern]

*cracks whip*

[JimmyDean]

*Smiles with excitement*

[sabin26]

*rubs Aloe all over Southern*

[southern]

*is happy and soothed*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Walks in*Hey everybody....is naked....*Takes of clothes,remembers he doesn't have skin*Oh crap!Guess I'l just relax*sits down on stump with guitar,plays"Stairway to Heaven"*

[southern]

*dies of boredom*

[IdahoMR2man]

*Slaps Southern on the butt with full force*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Puts clothes/skin back on;throws Southern's body into the lake*Don't want to ruin the atmosphere.

[southern]

*flashes idaho*

where o where is everyone?

*begins to run*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Starts chasing after Southern with a stick*

[IdahoMR2man]

Originally posted by southern
*flashes idaho*


Those are the nicest boobs I've seen today.

[southern]

*hits matinee in the balls with whip then runs some more*

[Mr.Matinee]

*chases down Southern,and beats her with a club*

[IdahoMR2man]

*wonders how Mr. Matinee ever expects to get laid*

[Mr.Matinee]

Hello,RV full of Playmates?

[Colorado Cajun]

hey I wanna see boobs!!!!!

[TyRoss]

(Hands Cajun a mirror) ;) :p

Nyuk nyuk nyuk

(j/k)

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by TyRoss
(Hands Cajun a mirror) ;) :p

Nyuk nyuk nyuk

(j/k)
why I oughta :D
*gives Ty a noogie*

[southern]

*flashes CC*
better?

[Mr.Matinee]

Okay CC,you can "visit" the playmates,but admission is $75.:D

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by southern
*flashes CC*
better?
much!!!!:D

[southern]

excellent

[smokiechimp]

*Stroles in with a WOPPING great smile on his face*

I need some post night out relaxation, Southern wadda ya say?

[southern]

*runs and jumps on smokie giving him a huge kiss*
let's go:)

[smokiechimp]

YEA BABY!!!

*Closes Curtains*

[southern]

*giggles*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Walks in,realizes that he will be beaten or ignored,walks out*

[smokiechimp]

*Beats Mr.M up and forces him to guard the door*

*Walks behind the curtain and ignores him*

;)

[southern]

*more giggles issue from behind curtain*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Strangles Southern and smokiechimp with curtain,lets people pay $30 for a chance to take pictures of them.

[southern]

*ignore it it'll go away ignore it it'll go away*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Stare at Southern*You can't just "ignore"me away!I'm not going to be IGNORED,Southern!(Fatal Atraction!);)

[southern]

*gives smokie a massage nekkid*;)

[smokiechimp]

*ENJOYS IT!!! whilst ignoring Mr.M*

HEY! Stop watching!!! ;)

[southern]

*snuggles up to smokie after finishing massage*

[dr_evil]

*watches*

[Rogue]

*walks in wearing a schoolgirl outfit* So..anyone wanna play? ;)

[dr_evil]

Originally posted by Rogue
*walks in wearing a schoolgirl outfit* So..anyone wanna play? ;)

what do you have in mind?:)

[Mr.Matinee]

Originally posted by Rogue
*walks in wearing a schoolgirl outfit* So..anyone wanna play? ;)
Reccess is in session!

[JimmyDean]

*Sits in the corner alone*

[southern]

*duct tapes jimmydean to wall in a X*

play time:D

[Mr.Matinee]

Hey Jimmy,What's up?*Tosses him a bottle of Guiness*

[JimmyDean]

A little tied up at the moment, Matinee.

*Catches the bottle*

Thanks, though!

[Rogue]

*skips around in her jersey and socks* Pillow fight, anyone?

[southern]

*emerges in man's shirt*
where's the guys?

[JBond]

I'm a guy.

[southern]

well there's one 1.........

[slinger]

Yeah.

[Colorado Cajun]

*walks in and sits in the corner*

[Rogue]

*smacks southern with a pillow* :hehe:

[JBond]

Would it be weird of me to like...play an instrument?

[Rogue]

It's fine if you brought your own..wouldn't touch any of the ones laying around here. ;)

[southern]

*returns the favor to rogue*

*walks up next to CC and hits him with a pillow*

[Link]

Yeees, I already sense an American Pie 2 flashback.

[JimmyDean]

*Remains tied to the wall in an X-shape*

[JBond]

*Walks by JimmyDean eating chips, stops and turns, looks at him and chuckles and walks away*

[southern]

*repeatedly hits CC into unconsciousness with pillow*

[Link]

*Sits on couch, pushing the drunk bodies off of it*

[JBond]

*Hits the floor*

C'mon man, I wasn't drunk, I was sleeping!

[Link]

Well, you were hogging the couch. And you wouldn't even let me have some of those chips..you jerk.

[Iben]

*puts her bikini on and goes outside to work on her tan*

it's morning here! ;)

[southern]

*duct tapes link firmly to couch*

[Link]

It's night here, so getting a tan would be pretty hopeless. But do what you like. ;)

[JBond]

*Steals Link's soda and walks away*

[Link]

Originally posted by JBond
*Steals Link's soda and walks away* Give me that back!

(To self) Shows him, that's Diet Sprite! That'll show him..

[Iben]

Originally posted by Link
It's night here, so getting a tan would be pretty hopeless. But do what you like. ;) hey we work on different time zones here. ;)

[Link]

Originally posted by Iben
hey we work on different time zones here. ;) Yeah, I just noticed that. ;)

[JBond]

Originally posted by Link
Yeah, I just noticed that. ;)

Woooow youre slow ;)

[JimmyDean]

*Is still duct taped to the wall, mutters profanties at JBond*

[southern]

*tapes up jimmy a little more*

[Link]

Originally posted by JBond
Woooow youre slow ;) Speak for yourself......damn I can't think of an example.

[Link]

Originally posted by southern
*duct tapes link firmly to couch* Cut me loose! I want my soda back!

[southern]

nope

[Link]

Originally posted by southern
nope

(Tries to break free)

Fine, I'll cope with this. It's all good...

(Continues struggling)

[JBond]

Link...that's just scotch tape....

*walkes away shaking head*

[southern]

no it's duct tape:twisted:

[Link]

Well...I certainly look stupid.

*Walks away*

[ILOVEKATIE]

*cruises by.....and runs before southern sees me*

[southern]

*catches ILOVEKATIE*

pffffffffffft

*duct tapes him to lamp*

well i think the girls here have a nice selection to choose from now:)

[JBond]

Originally posted by southern
*catches ILOVEKATIE*

pffffffffffft

What DID you do to him? ;)

[Link]

"Nice selection" Wow, that makes me feel better. ;)

[ILOVEKATIE]

Originally posted by JBond
What DID you do to him? ;)
Hopefully she did more than just duck taping me. ;):funny:

[JimmyDean]

*Wonders what the hell I'm doing here, duct taped to the wall*

[TyRoss]

(Sits in the corner and watches)

[Kitty]

Originally posted by JimmyDean
*Wonders what the hell I'm doing here, duct taped to the wall*
*Kitty finds JimmyDean, and out of boredom puts duct-tape over his eyes and his mouth*

[southern]

ouch!

*gives kitty a feather*

i left his feet un taped;):D

[Kitty]

*Kitty takes southern's feather and proceeds on tickling his feet with it*

[JimmyDean]

*Dies from laughter*

[southern]

*sits bored on couch*

[JimmyDean]

*Wakes up from my sleep and whistles at Southern*

[southern]

yes?

[tyler_durden]

*streaks from one end of the camp to the other, screaming at the top of his lungs*

[southern]

*whistles at tyler*

hey sugar why don't you come and keep me company:)

[tyler_durden]

Are ya bored? I have plenty of explosives that we can entertain ourselves with. I don't have matches, though. I left them in my pants.:rolleyes: :p

[southern]

OOOOoooooooo fire:twisted:

[tyler_durden]

Fire and big explosions. :evil: :twisted: :hehe:

Life doesn't get much better than this.:applaud:

[southern]

*strips down*

yes it does

*goes to get whips and cuffs*

[tyler_durden]

Originally posted by southern
*tapes up jimmy a little more*

Damn, i missed my chance to get captured and taped. Just my luck.

[tyler_durden]

Originally posted by southern
*strips down*

yes it does

*goes to get whips and cuffs*

:shock: That was unexpected.:applaud:

[southern]

http://mysmilies.creativesell.net/contrib/geno/wink.gif

[ILOVEKATIE]

*waits patiently for the whip*
lol

[dr_evil]

*walks in*

[southern]

*skips through bnd camp*

[Link]

*Watches TV*

[smokiechimp]

*Pulls up a pue*

Hmmm..........70's Porno, Nice!

[Link]

Meh, it's alittle boring. What else is on?

[southern]

*eats some strawberries and whipped cream*

[Link]

(Walks outside)

What to do

[smokiechimp]

erm..............dunno Link, i'll leave you to it. I've got something to do!

*Looks at Southerns Strawberries* Mmmmm

[Link]

Originally posted by smokiechimp
erm..............dunno Link, i'll leave you to it. I've got something to do!

*Looks at Southerns Strawberries* Mmmmm
I didn't expect you to follow me after that last post ;)

[southern]

Originally posted by smokiechimp
*Looks at Southerns Strawberries* Mmmmm
;)

[southern]

:( nobody wants to play

*goes to room and falls asleep in big comfy bed*

[JimmyDean]

*Breaks off the wall finally and looks for someone to play with*

[Kyle Katarn]

sod it...southern fixed it a few posts down here!

[Kitty]

you need to cap locks the IMG master katarn ^_^

[southern]

says document not found

[Kyle Katarn]

Eh, I give.....maybe I can see it cuz it's in memory or something. Maybe I can find a more freindly link to it...

*racka fracka...grumble....machines...*

[southern]

http://www.picturedot.com/FetchImageJPG.asp?ImageType=P&ImageFormat=H&ImageID=74193

[Kyle Katarn]

:applaud:

[southern]

least i cold do for ya;)

[Rogue]

*skips into the room, tipsy* So...anyone wanna play with a slightly drunk southern girl? :D

[southern]

give me some of that al-key-hall and ya'll can play with 2 slightly drunk southern girls:p;)

[JBond]

*gets the bat out early*

[thebtskink]

Hmmm, just had a vision. Someone has to hold your hair back.
















NOT IT! ;)

[Kyle Katarn]

*Evil Willow takes her cello in one room, and a plastered Rogue and southern go into another....*

decisions, decisions......! *runs after Rogue & southern* :D

[Rogue]

*gives southern her rum and coke* drink up!

[southern]

THE RUM!...........it best not ever be gone:D

*begins to drink*

[Rogue]

But where has the rum gone?! *looks around*

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Rogue
But where has the rum gone?! *looks around*
that's my line:p

[Rogue]

*duct tapes CC to the wall* Oh, shut up. :p

[Rogue]

*dances on the table and strips*

[southern]

*hiccup* welcome to the caribbean love

*spins around*

[southern]

*stumbles back into big comfy bed*

"yo ho yo ho a pirates life for ....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zz"

[Rogue]

Who wants body shots? *holds up the vodka*

[JBond]

Ooo, me ;)

[Rogue]

*sets up a body shot* Drink up ;)

[JBond]

*Twoooooop*

Yum ;)

[Rogue]

Twooop? Calling me a twerp?! :p

[JimmyDean]

*Starts throwing toilet paper all around the camp*

[JBond]

You're cleaning that up if it rains!

[Rogue]

*dances on the table*

[JimmyDean]

*Throws paper in the air, all around Rouge, as she dances*

So pretty!

[JBond]

Hey where'd my essay paper go?

[JimmyDean]

*Advises JBond to check on the table at which Rouge is dancing*

[JBond]

*Goes to table, forgets about paper*

[JimmyDean]

*Follows Jibbs... stares at Rouge... for a long... time*

[Rogue]

*throws her shirt to the floor* Whooo!

[JBond]

*pushes JimmyDean out of the room*

[Rogue]

*shakes her tush*

[Kyle Katarn]

*Kyle wakes up and sees Rogue shaking her tush*

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! :shock: :D

[southern]

*wakes up and looks at empty bottle*
why is the rum gone:(?

[equipe]

*walks in hungover from previous night. passes out in middle of floor*