slinger
06-20-2001, 12:13 AM
The Coming Soon! Posters' Xmas Dinner (Page 1)
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this was written back in december by fellow cs! posters.
slinger
posted 12-21-2000 05:20 PM
slinger> Well seeing that I just got out of jail [CS!XMASPARTY] I think I will have a
quite Christmas dinner.
[DING DON]
slinger> Oh crap!
slinger
posted 12-21-2000 05:21 PM
The door bell is busted!
bbf2
posted 12-21-2000 05:32 PM
That's because I KILLED IT!
(bbf2 busts the door down, rushes in and steals slinger's Christmas Ham)
dubloth
posted 12-21-2000 05:57 PM
i enjoy my meal with fava beans, and a cold fresca (sp) ... ok who brought the
offering, i mean "christmas ham"
Superman
posted 12-21-2000 08:00 PM
Superman: <Walks in drunk with the ham under his shirt and a bottle in the other
hand> I see no f--kin ham! You peeple are alwayz accusin me of being your mother!
Screw all of you!!
slinger: What the hell is that under your shirt?
dubloth: That's the ham bbf2 brought!
Superman: Wha? Ye don't know what yer babblin about! <Belches, falls down and
passes out with the ham still under his shirt>
bbf2: This is the 8th time this week he's done that!
slinger
posted 12-21-2000 09:28 PM
slinger> Don't worry I have a microwavable turkey in the freezer downstairs.
Slinger walks downstairs.He sees Jbond has gotten into the freezer.
JBond: I feel a little sleepy....Whats the stuff in turkey that makes you sleepy?
Slinger sees JBond cooked the turkey with his watch and then ate it all.
Superman
posted 12-21-2000 10:25 PM
slinger: You sons-of-b*tches are always eating my food!
Superman: <Wakes up with his underwear on his head and slumped over the t.v.>
Hey! Why is yer bed so lumpy and noisy!
bbf2: <Weeps>
dubloth: <Runs outside and knocks on the neighbors house and runs back inside.
Continues doing that for 10 minutes>
slinger: <Carries a passed out JBond up the stairs> I'm going to toss him on the
table, make sure he doesn't wake up.
JBond: <Half-asleep> Mommy...
A knock at the door from slinger's neighbors who complain that someone keeps
knocking on their door and leaving jello on the doorstep and running away. He was
seen running into this house.
dubloth
posted 12-21-2000 10:41 PM
i was going to use doody, but jbond wouldnt do it into a bag, haha,
jbond <groggysounding> "dont molest me again slinger"
dubloth "hey superman, lets watch some
python that jbond brought over , since hes out, hey man *slap* wake up"
superman <drunk> "huh, waaa, shiznit fool, ohh dubloth, man pass me the "picker
upper"
dubloth "here man"
superman <no longer sounding blasted> "WOW dude WAZZUP, lets go next door
and have some FUN"
Dubloth "ALRIGHT DUDE!!!!!"
*superman and dubloth proceed to call next door, and ask them what there fav
scary movie is, but who is wearing the scream costume, no one knows*
Olorin
posted 12-22-2000 10:07 AM
NO! We do not need another continuation thread! Lord!
prison*****
posted 12-22-2000 11:05 AM
<puches olorin in the face> that solves that... now where the hell did my ham go...?
dubloth
posted 12-22-2000 02:06 PM
ask superman, but i wouldnt trust were its been!
Jedi Knight
posted 12-22-2000 02:42 PM
Ignore this post
-The Jedster
JBond
posted 12-22-2000 03:49 PM
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slinger
posted 12-22-2000 05:02 PM
Can do!
Superman
posted 12-22-2000 09:50 PM
Superman: I molested the ham!
slinger: Who the hell peed in my plants, again!?
dubloth: <Raises hand> Guilty as charged!
slinger: You guys have only been here for less than 15 minutes and already the
neighbors want me dead, someone molested the ham...
Superman: <Snickers> You said molested!
slinger: <Continues> JBond ate my turkey, and someone peed in my plants!
JBond: If its any consolation I have a pack of gum!
bbf2: I have a pen to eat...
Superman: <Starts peeing in the plants>
slinger: Oh for the love of God and all that's holy....
slinger
posted 12-22-2000 10:12 PM
slinger: Thats it!I'm going to mess up your houses!
Slinger leaves.
dubloth
posted 12-22-2000 10:19 PM
we got to go beat up slinger, and tie him up with a Christmas ribbon, to keep him
from messin up our houses!
Jedi Knight
posted 12-22-2000 10:25 PM
quote:
Originally posted by JBond:
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Ignore that post.
You pointed to my post, therefore you didn't ignore it. Therefore I shall smash
Kathie Lee Gifford over your head for doing so.
-The Jedster
dubloth
posted 12-22-2000 10:37 PM
will tie him up with slinger, and then we can pour stuff on them and slap them silly.
Superman
posted 12-23-2000 03:01 PM
Superman: <Drunk> Can we take me monkey! He's such a good boy, aren't you Mr.
Pebbles?
dubloth: That's a bottle of glue Superman.
Superman: I was wonderin why he smelled so funny...Can I still bring it along?
dubloth
posted 12-23-2000 05:20 PM
sure! hahah
slinger
posted 12-25-2000 02:40 PM
Slinger> Thats it I'm calling the cops.
Sees JBond on the phone laughing.Grabs the phone.
Slinger> You better not be talking to one of my babes!
JBond> NO! No. no. I just made 23 consecutive prank calls to the police.
The rest of the party goers clap and holler at JBond's accomplishment.
JBond> Broke my old record of 19, from 1997.
Slinger> Oh great, now the cops are going to come now.
JBond> Well, I don't think the Hong Kong Police will get here that soon.
Slinger> Hong Kong Police? .... You didn't?
JBond knods.
Slinger> Bastard making long distance prank phone calls!!
Slinger starts choking JBond with the phone cord.A Crowd surrounds are and start
yelling and people have money out as if it was a **** fight.
thebtskink
posted 12-25-2000 02:51 PM
thebtskink runs in, drunker than Superman, pulls down his pants, takes a wiz on the
carpet, and stumbles out the door, trying to walk through it a couple times before
he even opens it.
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Superman
posted 12-25-2000 04:37 PM
Superman: <Still drunk> Hey! Somebody took a wiz on my cape!
thebtskink: <Drunk> Sorrey ol' chum! I thought it was da rug!
Slinger and JBond bump into Superman knocking the bottle of glue out of his hand
which he claims was his pet monkey.
Superman: NO!!! Mr. Pebbles! You killers! <Falls to his knees crying>
thebtskink: Wayt, I know what ta do! <Walks to the phone> Hullo? 9-1-1? We have
an injured... <looks at the bottle of glue> We have an injured monkey or bottle of
glue. We're still debating as to what it is.
Superman: Mr. Pebbles is my monkey!
dubloth: thebtskink, your talking to a banana.
thebtskink: <Looks at the banana> Yeah, I knew that...
bbf2: Hong Kong cops are here!
dubloth: Should've asked them to bring some Chinese food...
Superman: No! Smoke the pigs! <Takes slinger's remote control to use as a gun>
JBond and slinger toss each other out of the window and start throwing snowballs at
one another.
Superman: Hey! I peed there, that's my spot!
thebtskink: Me too! <Tries to high five Superman but they both pass out>
dubloth: Well, thebtskink finally made the call to the ambulance for Mr. Pebbles.
The night doesn't get anymore disturbing than this.
slinger
posted 12-26-2000 12:32 PM
Slinger and JBond countinue there snow ball fight outside.Jbond chucks a ball of
snow right in slinger's face.
JBond> HOT DOG!!HAHAHA
Slinger> OW! Right my eye!That had ice in it! You a-hole!
JBond> Here I'll help you up.
Slinger who is covering his eye can't see really well without his glasses.
JBond> You got some snow on your shirt let me brush it off for you.
Slinger> Thats kind of yo...
***BLAM****
JBond hits slinger in the face with a shovel.Slinger falls on top of a Frosty the
Snowmen decoration.JBond falls down laughing.Slinger jumps up, grabs Frosty's
pipe and he starts stabbing JBond with the pipe.
Slinger> SHOVE THIS UP YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT!!
Somehow a window breaks and you can hear the profanity and drunk talk going on
inside.Slinger gets off JBond, and kicks his neck.Slinger can see the carnage going
on inside.
Slinger> Those bastards are going to pay.
Back inside, Superman is 'making' love to the Christmas tree.
Superman> I didn't imagine it would be this sticky!!hehehe.
dubloth> Hey... Soupsurman I'm next.
Superman> Welll... whyy don't you join usss.hhehe
^BEEP^BEEP^
Everyone looks outside.Its slinger riding a zamboni.He runs over JBond's feet.
JBond> Ah! **** **** my shoes! I MEAN MY FEET!!
The zamboini slowly crashes through the wall.
The ComingSoon! Posters' Xmas Dinner (Page Two)
Superman
posted 12-26-2000 01:46 PM
Superman: <Hijacks the zamboni> Hey! We can maybe pick up some b*tches with
this car! <Crashes 5 seconds later> Or not... <Passes out with a bottle in his hand>
dubloth: <Looks at his watch> Wow, it only took 11 minutes this time to cause this
much destruction. Must be getting slow...
thebtskink: <Drunk> Hey I built a snowman and he has no d*ck! Anyone have an
extra d*ck?
bbf2: That's not a snowman you built, that's just a pile of snow!
thebtskink: Your mother! <Throws a bottle at the neighbors house> Why don't you
rich bastards come out and play!? <One of the neighbors comes running out with a
gun> Oh crap! <Runs inside slinger's house>
slinger: You guys are tearin up my house!?
Superman: The best is yet to come, right Mr. Pebbles? <Strokes the bottle of glue>
slinger: Give me back my f--kin glue!
Superman: He's a monkey!
JBond: So are you...
Superman: I heard that you manwh*re!
slinger
posted 12-26-2000 07:21 PM
slinger> Hey do yo smell something?
Superman> I sure smell something!
slinger> NOT THE GLUE! Wait its gas!
Slinger's neigbor shoots thebtsink in the nuts.
A shriek is heard in the backround along with a damn stright.
slinger> Okay everyone out!
JBond> I'm not going you stabbed me with a pipe!Ruinned my suit.And you
damaged all but one of my cigars.
JBond takes out a cigar and his lighter out.
duoloth> Race you to Darva Conger, slinger.
slinger> In any other case I would ask are you on any medic...
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Slinger's house explodes.Casuing damage to all surrounding items.
slinger> HAHAHA Your cars are all destroyed!!Finally something bad happens to
you!!
A picture albulm falls from the sky and hits slinger on the head he falls to the
ground.
Superman> I took the bus here.
bbf2> What about JBond?
Everyone starts to walk away.
Superman> Who cares? If he shows up at the New Year's Eve party tell him he still
owes me one Snickers bar.Slinger are you having the New Year's party?
Slinger looks up, from his postion on the ground.
slinger> No, but I can tell you where you
[gets up and starts walking towards Superman]can rent a hall big enough for all of
the posters to go in it.
Superman> Oh sure where?
slinger> Your momma's ...
A truck schreeches and hits slinger.
Reader comes out of the truck.
Reader> I am I late for the party?
Whoa!
Slinger's neigbor shoots Reader, in the chest.
Slinger's Neigbor> Whoops! Sorry, thought it was Keanu Reeves.
Fire trucks, police cars and Hong Kong Police rigshaws all gather around the inferno.
dubloth
posted 12-26-2000 07:35 PM
we shoulda rented a room,
superman <drunk> hey whos house was this again.
dubloth "dunno probably jbonds, i saw alot of porn in it"
superman "ohh anything good"
dubloth "naw, all he had was beast-lity and two guys and one girl stuff. hardly my
taste"
slinger "wait did you say two guys and one girl, no way! i have those too"
dubloth and superman simutaniously (sp) "hey we can arrange that for you, go to
wheres my money"
thebtskink
posted 12-26-2000 08:01 PM
Jbond: Aw, come on guys, don't go through my porn tapes!
Superman: Why not? We got two pimps in da house and thebtskink is already
rubbing his balls.
<in Agonizing pain> thebtskink: TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL!!!! I'M A
HEMOPHILIAC!!!!
Dubloth: Let me answer that cry for mercy with a thumb in the eye!!
thebtskink: PLEASE GOD NO!!!{THWIPP}AAAUGHHH!!!
slinger: HAHA!!!
slinger
posted 12-26-2000 08:18 PM
The cops approach the party crowd.
A cop takes Superman’s glue stick away.
Superman> Hey!! Thats my monkey!!Are you Animal Control?
Cop> A yeah...
Hong Kong Cop> Hun chim hot ity gon gu?
Translator> Whosis making eh prank phone calls to Hong Kong Police
Deptpartment?
Bbf2 points to dubloth.
bbf2> That guy right there.
dubloth> What Liar!
dubloth speaks Hong Kongenese to the cops.
They nod in agreement.They slap the cuffs on bbf2, Olorin and prisonbithch.
dubloth> {translated} They also hid some illegal drugs in there rectums.They will
deny it, so you better do a stripsearch them.
JBond> [smug look on his face with cigar still in his mouth] Well I’m done!
slinger> I’m not done with you!
Reader> Help....
dubloth
posted 12-26-2000 08:19 PM
HA HA!
dubloth
posted 12-26-2000 09:40 PM
god thats the funniest thing ive heard all week! hahahahaa, i also told them yall
were into group gay sex, they said something about there being alot of people
waiting for you all at jail! hahah
MrGlass
posted 12-27-2000 10:45 AM
And so ends the biggest disaster in CS! Posters Holiday related parties.
What could we do for New Year's Eve?
dubloth
posted 12-27-2000 11:30 AM
i say we go to RIO, i am reminded of this one song, it goes her name is rio or
sumpin they made fun of it on south park, when jesus and santa were singing
together. we can take a cruise ship to rio.
Superman
posted 12-27-2000 01:06 PM
Superman: Mr. Pebbles! No, my baby! <Grabs the glue from the cops and flies away
into the night half weeping>
dubloth: What a sad sad man...
the end...?
[ 06-25-2001: Message edited by: slinger ]
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this was written back in december by fellow cs! posters.
slinger
posted 12-21-2000 05:20 PM
slinger> Well seeing that I just got out of jail [CS!XMASPARTY] I think I will have a
quite Christmas dinner.
[DING DON]
slinger> Oh crap!
slinger
posted 12-21-2000 05:21 PM
The door bell is busted!
bbf2
posted 12-21-2000 05:32 PM
That's because I KILLED IT!
(bbf2 busts the door down, rushes in and steals slinger's Christmas Ham)
dubloth
posted 12-21-2000 05:57 PM
i enjoy my meal with fava beans, and a cold fresca (sp) ... ok who brought the
offering, i mean "christmas ham"
Superman
posted 12-21-2000 08:00 PM
Superman: <Walks in drunk with the ham under his shirt and a bottle in the other
hand> I see no f--kin ham! You peeple are alwayz accusin me of being your mother!
Screw all of you!!
slinger: What the hell is that under your shirt?
dubloth: That's the ham bbf2 brought!
Superman: Wha? Ye don't know what yer babblin about! <Belches, falls down and
passes out with the ham still under his shirt>
bbf2: This is the 8th time this week he's done that!
slinger
posted 12-21-2000 09:28 PM
slinger> Don't worry I have a microwavable turkey in the freezer downstairs.
Slinger walks downstairs.He sees Jbond has gotten into the freezer.
JBond: I feel a little sleepy....Whats the stuff in turkey that makes you sleepy?
Slinger sees JBond cooked the turkey with his watch and then ate it all.
Superman
posted 12-21-2000 10:25 PM
slinger: You sons-of-b*tches are always eating my food!
Superman: <Wakes up with his underwear on his head and slumped over the t.v.>
Hey! Why is yer bed so lumpy and noisy!
bbf2: <Weeps>
dubloth: <Runs outside and knocks on the neighbors house and runs back inside.
Continues doing that for 10 minutes>
slinger: <Carries a passed out JBond up the stairs> I'm going to toss him on the
table, make sure he doesn't wake up.
JBond: <Half-asleep> Mommy...
A knock at the door from slinger's neighbors who complain that someone keeps
knocking on their door and leaving jello on the doorstep and running away. He was
seen running into this house.
dubloth
posted 12-21-2000 10:41 PM
i was going to use doody, but jbond wouldnt do it into a bag, haha,
jbond <groggysounding> "dont molest me again slinger"
dubloth "hey superman, lets watch some
python that jbond brought over , since hes out, hey man *slap* wake up"
superman <drunk> "huh, waaa, shiznit fool, ohh dubloth, man pass me the "picker
upper"
dubloth "here man"
superman <no longer sounding blasted> "WOW dude WAZZUP, lets go next door
and have some FUN"
Dubloth "ALRIGHT DUDE!!!!!"
*superman and dubloth proceed to call next door, and ask them what there fav
scary movie is, but who is wearing the scream costume, no one knows*
Olorin
posted 12-22-2000 10:07 AM
NO! We do not need another continuation thread! Lord!
prison*****
posted 12-22-2000 11:05 AM
<puches olorin in the face> that solves that... now where the hell did my ham go...?
dubloth
posted 12-22-2000 02:06 PM
ask superman, but i wouldnt trust were its been!
Jedi Knight
posted 12-22-2000 02:42 PM
Ignore this post
-The Jedster
JBond
posted 12-22-2000 03:49 PM
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slinger
posted 12-22-2000 05:02 PM
Can do!
Superman
posted 12-22-2000 09:50 PM
Superman: I molested the ham!
slinger: Who the hell peed in my plants, again!?
dubloth: <Raises hand> Guilty as charged!
slinger: You guys have only been here for less than 15 minutes and already the
neighbors want me dead, someone molested the ham...
Superman: <Snickers> You said molested!
slinger: <Continues> JBond ate my turkey, and someone peed in my plants!
JBond: If its any consolation I have a pack of gum!
bbf2: I have a pen to eat...
Superman: <Starts peeing in the plants>
slinger: Oh for the love of God and all that's holy....
slinger
posted 12-22-2000 10:12 PM
slinger: Thats it!I'm going to mess up your houses!
Slinger leaves.
dubloth
posted 12-22-2000 10:19 PM
we got to go beat up slinger, and tie him up with a Christmas ribbon, to keep him
from messin up our houses!
Jedi Knight
posted 12-22-2000 10:25 PM
quote:
Originally posted by JBond:
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Ignore that post.
You pointed to my post, therefore you didn't ignore it. Therefore I shall smash
Kathie Lee Gifford over your head for doing so.
-The Jedster
dubloth
posted 12-22-2000 10:37 PM
will tie him up with slinger, and then we can pour stuff on them and slap them silly.
Superman
posted 12-23-2000 03:01 PM
Superman: <Drunk> Can we take me monkey! He's such a good boy, aren't you Mr.
Pebbles?
dubloth: That's a bottle of glue Superman.
Superman: I was wonderin why he smelled so funny...Can I still bring it along?
dubloth
posted 12-23-2000 05:20 PM
sure! hahah
slinger
posted 12-25-2000 02:40 PM
Slinger> Thats it I'm calling the cops.
Sees JBond on the phone laughing.Grabs the phone.
Slinger> You better not be talking to one of my babes!
JBond> NO! No. no. I just made 23 consecutive prank calls to the police.
The rest of the party goers clap and holler at JBond's accomplishment.
JBond> Broke my old record of 19, from 1997.
Slinger> Oh great, now the cops are going to come now.
JBond> Well, I don't think the Hong Kong Police will get here that soon.
Slinger> Hong Kong Police? .... You didn't?
JBond knods.
Slinger> Bastard making long distance prank phone calls!!
Slinger starts choking JBond with the phone cord.A Crowd surrounds are and start
yelling and people have money out as if it was a **** fight.
thebtskink
posted 12-25-2000 02:51 PM
thebtskink runs in, drunker than Superman, pulls down his pants, takes a wiz on the
carpet, and stumbles out the door, trying to walk through it a couple times before
he even opens it.
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Superman
posted 12-25-2000 04:37 PM
Superman: <Still drunk> Hey! Somebody took a wiz on my cape!
thebtskink: <Drunk> Sorrey ol' chum! I thought it was da rug!
Slinger and JBond bump into Superman knocking the bottle of glue out of his hand
which he claims was his pet monkey.
Superman: NO!!! Mr. Pebbles! You killers! <Falls to his knees crying>
thebtskink: Wayt, I know what ta do! <Walks to the phone> Hullo? 9-1-1? We have
an injured... <looks at the bottle of glue> We have an injured monkey or bottle of
glue. We're still debating as to what it is.
Superman: Mr. Pebbles is my monkey!
dubloth: thebtskink, your talking to a banana.
thebtskink: <Looks at the banana> Yeah, I knew that...
bbf2: Hong Kong cops are here!
dubloth: Should've asked them to bring some Chinese food...
Superman: No! Smoke the pigs! <Takes slinger's remote control to use as a gun>
JBond and slinger toss each other out of the window and start throwing snowballs at
one another.
Superman: Hey! I peed there, that's my spot!
thebtskink: Me too! <Tries to high five Superman but they both pass out>
dubloth: Well, thebtskink finally made the call to the ambulance for Mr. Pebbles.
The night doesn't get anymore disturbing than this.
slinger
posted 12-26-2000 12:32 PM
Slinger and JBond countinue there snow ball fight outside.Jbond chucks a ball of
snow right in slinger's face.
JBond> HOT DOG!!HAHAHA
Slinger> OW! Right my eye!That had ice in it! You a-hole!
JBond> Here I'll help you up.
Slinger who is covering his eye can't see really well without his glasses.
JBond> You got some snow on your shirt let me brush it off for you.
Slinger> Thats kind of yo...
***BLAM****
JBond hits slinger in the face with a shovel.Slinger falls on top of a Frosty the
Snowmen decoration.JBond falls down laughing.Slinger jumps up, grabs Frosty's
pipe and he starts stabbing JBond with the pipe.
Slinger> SHOVE THIS UP YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT!!
Somehow a window breaks and you can hear the profanity and drunk talk going on
inside.Slinger gets off JBond, and kicks his neck.Slinger can see the carnage going
on inside.
Slinger> Those bastards are going to pay.
Back inside, Superman is 'making' love to the Christmas tree.
Superman> I didn't imagine it would be this sticky!!hehehe.
dubloth> Hey... Soupsurman I'm next.
Superman> Welll... whyy don't you join usss.hhehe
^BEEP^BEEP^
Everyone looks outside.Its slinger riding a zamboni.He runs over JBond's feet.
JBond> Ah! **** **** my shoes! I MEAN MY FEET!!
The zamboini slowly crashes through the wall.
The ComingSoon! Posters' Xmas Dinner (Page Two)
Superman
posted 12-26-2000 01:46 PM
Superman: <Hijacks the zamboni> Hey! We can maybe pick up some b*tches with
this car! <Crashes 5 seconds later> Or not... <Passes out with a bottle in his hand>
dubloth: <Looks at his watch> Wow, it only took 11 minutes this time to cause this
much destruction. Must be getting slow...
thebtskink: <Drunk> Hey I built a snowman and he has no d*ck! Anyone have an
extra d*ck?
bbf2: That's not a snowman you built, that's just a pile of snow!
thebtskink: Your mother! <Throws a bottle at the neighbors house> Why don't you
rich bastards come out and play!? <One of the neighbors comes running out with a
gun> Oh crap! <Runs inside slinger's house>
slinger: You guys are tearin up my house!?
Superman: The best is yet to come, right Mr. Pebbles? <Strokes the bottle of glue>
slinger: Give me back my f--kin glue!
Superman: He's a monkey!
JBond: So are you...
Superman: I heard that you manwh*re!
slinger
posted 12-26-2000 07:21 PM
slinger> Hey do yo smell something?
Superman> I sure smell something!
slinger> NOT THE GLUE! Wait its gas!
Slinger's neigbor shoots thebtsink in the nuts.
A shriek is heard in the backround along with a damn stright.
slinger> Okay everyone out!
JBond> I'm not going you stabbed me with a pipe!Ruinned my suit.And you
damaged all but one of my cigars.
JBond takes out a cigar and his lighter out.
duoloth> Race you to Darva Conger, slinger.
slinger> In any other case I would ask are you on any medic...
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Slinger's house explodes.Casuing damage to all surrounding items.
slinger> HAHAHA Your cars are all destroyed!!Finally something bad happens to
you!!
A picture albulm falls from the sky and hits slinger on the head he falls to the
ground.
Superman> I took the bus here.
bbf2> What about JBond?
Everyone starts to walk away.
Superman> Who cares? If he shows up at the New Year's Eve party tell him he still
owes me one Snickers bar.Slinger are you having the New Year's party?
Slinger looks up, from his postion on the ground.
slinger> No, but I can tell you where you
[gets up and starts walking towards Superman]can rent a hall big enough for all of
the posters to go in it.
Superman> Oh sure where?
slinger> Your momma's ...
A truck schreeches and hits slinger.
Reader comes out of the truck.
Reader> I am I late for the party?
Whoa!
Slinger's neigbor shoots Reader, in the chest.
Slinger's Neigbor> Whoops! Sorry, thought it was Keanu Reeves.
Fire trucks, police cars and Hong Kong Police rigshaws all gather around the inferno.
dubloth
posted 12-26-2000 07:35 PM
we shoulda rented a room,
superman <drunk> hey whos house was this again.
dubloth "dunno probably jbonds, i saw alot of porn in it"
superman "ohh anything good"
dubloth "naw, all he had was beast-lity and two guys and one girl stuff. hardly my
taste"
slinger "wait did you say two guys and one girl, no way! i have those too"
dubloth and superman simutaniously (sp) "hey we can arrange that for you, go to
wheres my money"
thebtskink
posted 12-26-2000 08:01 PM
Jbond: Aw, come on guys, don't go through my porn tapes!
Superman: Why not? We got two pimps in da house and thebtskink is already
rubbing his balls.
<in Agonizing pain> thebtskink: TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL!!!! I'M A
HEMOPHILIAC!!!!
Dubloth: Let me answer that cry for mercy with a thumb in the eye!!
thebtskink: PLEASE GOD NO!!!{THWIPP}AAAUGHHH!!!
slinger: HAHA!!!
slinger
posted 12-26-2000 08:18 PM
The cops approach the party crowd.
A cop takes Superman’s glue stick away.
Superman> Hey!! Thats my monkey!!Are you Animal Control?
Cop> A yeah...
Hong Kong Cop> Hun chim hot ity gon gu?
Translator> Whosis making eh prank phone calls to Hong Kong Police
Deptpartment?
Bbf2 points to dubloth.
bbf2> That guy right there.
dubloth> What Liar!
dubloth speaks Hong Kongenese to the cops.
They nod in agreement.They slap the cuffs on bbf2, Olorin and prisonbithch.
dubloth> {translated} They also hid some illegal drugs in there rectums.They will
deny it, so you better do a stripsearch them.
JBond> [smug look on his face with cigar still in his mouth] Well I’m done!
slinger> I’m not done with you!
Reader> Help....
dubloth
posted 12-26-2000 08:19 PM
HA HA!
dubloth
posted 12-26-2000 09:40 PM
god thats the funniest thing ive heard all week! hahahahaa, i also told them yall
were into group gay sex, they said something about there being alot of people
waiting for you all at jail! hahah
MrGlass
posted 12-27-2000 10:45 AM
And so ends the biggest disaster in CS! Posters Holiday related parties.
What could we do for New Year's Eve?
dubloth
posted 12-27-2000 11:30 AM
i say we go to RIO, i am reminded of this one song, it goes her name is rio or
sumpin they made fun of it on south park, when jesus and santa were singing
together. we can take a cruise ship to rio.
Superman
posted 12-27-2000 01:06 PM
Superman: Mr. Pebbles! No, my baby! <Grabs the glue from the cops and flies away
into the night half weeping>
dubloth: What a sad sad man...
the end...?
[ 06-25-2001: Message edited by: slinger ]