X-Men 5 word story game!

[bbf2]

saying "I want my mommy!"

(2000th post in this thread, by the way)

[Optimus Prime]

Just then the Danger Room

[Kitty]

tried to eat all of

[Optimus Prime]

but it couldn't, Becuase Gambit

[Madness]

was gettin' his mack on!!

[bbf2]

Which is something Madness enjoyed

[Kitty]

and Rouge liked it too

[bbf2]

because, you know, who wouldn't?

[Kitty]

Gambit then started to breakdance

[Optimus Prime]

And destory anything that attacked

[Kitty]

him or his new dance

[bbf2]

, resulting in a messy situation.

[Kitty]

Jubliee showered them with fireworks

[Madness]

, then she took a shower

[Optimus Prime]

Of oil and slim and

[Kitty]

cow manuer, after she finished

[bbf2]

washing the garbage in the

[Alexander JL]

Who ought appear in sequel!

[bbf2]

Which made absolutely no sense

(My 400th post in this thread)

[MovieFreak]

Wolverine looks up at the

[Kitty]

giants in front of him

[MovieFreak]

wolverine says to the giants...

[kryptonian_boy]

"Don't you play the Dodgers?"

[Kitty]

then the giants sadly nodded

[kryptonian_boy]

because Barry Bonds had left

[LS2002]

Them to go to the

[Kitty]

other team. So then cyclops

[bbf2]

decided to eat some pie

[Kitty]

and choked on it while

[bbf2]

everyone else was distracted. He

[Kitty]

then just passed out and

[bbf2]

drifted off to sleepy land

[Kitty]

and turned different colors while

[bbf2]

he was getting high. Later,

[Kitty]

someone kicked him in the

[bbf2]

head with a high-heeled

[Kitty]

foot, and that person was

[Rogue]

Jubilee. She stomped her foot

[Kitty]

on everyone except for the

[bbf2]

postman, because he always was

[Kitty]

being "nice" to her so

[bbf2]

well that she spared him.

[Kitty]

Then Mystique jumped off a

[Optimus Prime]

Wall and in to a

[Kitty]

huge pool of boiling jello

[Optimus Prime]

She screams and jumps out

[Kitty]

covered completely in jello on

[Optimus Prime]

a trampullen and she goes

[bbf2]

SPLAT! Then, without any warning,

[Optimus Prime]

Sabertooth jumps and attack Rouge

[Frizzo the Clown]

, she tastes just like chicken.

[bbf2]

This news is intriguing to

[Kitty]

all of the X-Men especially

[Optimus Prime]

Jean Gray who is in

[Godzilla]

her thong gittin' freaky with

[Kitty]

Professor Xavier strangely enough and

[Godzilla]

he stood! "I can walk!"

[Frizzo the Clown]

Then, he promptly fell down.

[Godzilla]

"I broke my leg! Bastards!"

[Kitty]

and then kicked sabertooth on

[Godzilla]

the groin. Sabertooth started crying

[Frizzo the Clown]

like a whiny little b*tch.

[Godzilla]

He ran off to mommy.

[Kitty]

and then wolverine took out

[Frizzo the Clown]

Sabretooth's mommy out on a date.

[Godzilla]

and to a movie named

[Kitty]

attack of the midget godzilla!

[Godzilla]

Staring Verne Troyer and that

[Kitty]

dude from australia who gets

[Godzilla]

all the ladies, Croc Hunter!

[Knerys]

Storm hated that show so

[Kitty]

she zapped croc hunter dude

[Godzilla]

but he won't die! "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

[Kitty]

so then he runs up

[Godzilla]

and sicks his croc on

[kryptonian_boy]

to the camera with an

[Kitty]

laser beam on it's head

[Kitty]

and then the world exploded

[kryptonian_boy]

but Barney stayed on television

[Iben]

and uhm eh uh hmmm

[kryptonian_boy]

said Baby Bop, until Barney's

[Kitty]

tail came off because of

[kryptonian_boy]

Wolverine's claws, sticking into it.

[Kitty]

wolverine then went on a

[Frizzo the Clown]

talk show to discuss his

[Kitty]

issues on how the x-men

[Frizzo the Clown]

make him dress as a

[kryptonian_boy]

drag queen, even though he

[Frizzo the Clown]

looks bad in high heels

[kryptonian_boy]

and shaving his legs is

[Frizzo the Clown]

such a chore because he

[Kitty]

he's lazy and then wolverine

[Godzilla]

used wax instead. "YEEEEEEEEEEEEOUUUUUUUUUUCH!" he

[Kitty]

said as he demonstrated it

[Godzilla]

to Beast, who desperatly needed

[Frizzo the Clown]

to trim his bikini line

[TyRoss]

and got some nair to

[kryptonian_boy]

fix it, because Nad's didn't

[Godzilla]

know how to screw it

[kryptonian_boy]

on, and twist the hair

[Godzilla]

into braids that will never

[Kitty]

un-braid. so then jean grey

[bbf2]

decided to get the hell away!

[kryptonian_boy]

Cyclops was sorry Jean left,

[TyRoss]

but consoled himself with a

[Frizzo the Clown]

beer, and some midget porn.

[bbf2]

Oh wait, that was Frizzo.

[Kitty]

So then Cyclops went with

[Godzilla]

Frizzo, to the Midget Strippers

[kryptonian_boy]

at a little dive in

[Godzilla]

called Mini Midget Mayhem. They

[kryptonian_boy]

headed for the bar, yelling

[Godzilla]

"The Midgets are Coming!" Everyone

[kryptonian_boy]

didn't care, since midgets were

[Kitty]

the other white meat, so

[bbf2]

they tasted like chicken. After

[Rogue]

Rogue finished talking to her

[bbf2]

plants to help them grow,

[Frizzo the Clown]

she poured gasoline on them

[Godzilla]

and let the fun begin!

[kryptonian_boy]

Professor X came to say

[Godzilla]

"Sorry, but I'm not gay."

[Kitty]

while he was trying on

[kryptonian_boy]

Rogue's lipstick and Storm's eyeliner,

[remiko]

and wearing Jean's leather jumpsuit.

[kryptonian_boy]

He said "It's tight, but

[Kitty]

it makes my butt bigger."

[kryptonian_boy]

Magneto was disgusted, and said

[Kitty]

"Damn I need a drink."

[Alien]

so drunk some gasoline, then

[Kitty]

he told jubliee to see

[Godzilla]

if his car was still

[Kitty]

burned because cyclops acidentally burnt

[kryptonian_boy]

it by lighting his farts.

[Kitty]

"Wow me have new power!"

[kryptonian_boy]

Professor Xavier blanked Cyclops' memory,

[Kitty]

so he wouldn't remember what

[Godzilla]

his visor's for. "Tee Hee."

[Kitty]

Xavier thought, but then Nightcrawler

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Kitty
Xavier thought, but then Nightcrawler

wrapped his tail around Xavier's

[Alien]

The kettle to make some coffee

[Godzilla]

but he spilled it on

[Kitty]

Psylocke who was just about

[Kitty]

to terribly hurt Jubliee and

[kryptonian_boy]

then bake brownies. Instead, Beast

[Kitty]

sang "Suavemente" while doing the

[kryptonian_boy]

samba. Rogue tap danced on

[Alien]

the table with the cat

[kryptonian_boy]

in the hat. The Grinch

[Alexander JL]

beat the crap out of

[Oxide]

Toad because he was too

[Alien]

Green, to be seen by

[Oxide]

Hulk, who was pissed off

[kryptonian_boy]

about the Yankees. He bet

[Alien]

$50 on him winning a fight against


(To me numbers aren't words)

[Kitty]

Psylocke but then the Phoenix

[Oxide]

flamed them both for being

[Kitty]

gamblers. then for no reason

[Oxide]

Apolcolyps showed up and blasted

[Kitty]

everyone and then he took

[Oxide]

Phoenix by the throat and

[kryptonian_boy]

asked "Where's the cash, Toots?!"

[Kitty]

She then said," Go and

[Nilade]

spread peace to the purple

[Oxide]

people eaters across the universe."

[kryptonian_boy]

Apocolypse thought that was stupid.

[Kyle Katarn]

Suddenly, Howard the Duck walks

[Nilade]

like he was the one

[Kitty]

and only penguin in the

[kryptonian_boy]

henhouse. Iceman gave a hotfoot

[Oxide]

well more of a coldfoot.

[kryptonian_boy]

to Archangel, causing him to

[Frizzo the Clown]

spontaneouly combust, hurling pieces of

[kryptonian_boy]

pistachio pudding onto Wolverine, who

[Frizzo the Clown]

just looooooooooooooooves pistachio pudding. So,

[kryptonian_boy]

he asked Jean to lick

[Frizzo the Clown]

his "pudding pop." She smacked

[kryptonian_boy]

her lips, and lifted Wolverine

[Oxide]

and threw him at Apocolyps.

[Kitty]

Jubilee then went to a

[Oxide]

slumber party with boom boom

[kryptonian_boy]

brazil, a stripper she met

[Frizzo the Clown]

while working in the red-light district.

[legolas_lass]

and gave her a good

[legolas_lass]

bar of chocolate to eat

[legolas_lass]

she sucked the chocolate bar

[legolas_lass]

and said "mmm nice bar"

[Frizzo the Clown]

(legolas_lass I don't want to see you posting like that again...one, you're ruining the game, wait your turn, and two, its not allowed)

[kryptonian_boy]

(Since the rules of this game were violated, I'll start a new chain.)

One morning, Colossus asked Nightcrawler

[Frizzo the Clown]

"Was I good enough, honey?"

[kryptonian_boy]

Nightcrawler just gave the evil

[Frizzo the Clown]

eye to Collosus and said,

[Kitty]

"Piss off." Then Kitty went

[kryptonian_boy]

to see "Spiderman" free, by

[Kitty]

stripping for Cyclops. He said

[kryptonian_boy]

"You're blocking the screen. Move

[Kitty]

Kitty then kicked his @ss

[Oxide]

by phasing him through the

[Kitty]

window. Jean saw this and

[kryptonian_boy]

said, "I'm not paying double

[moonwalker91885]

because I'm on the pill

[moviegeek]

because I want to give

[A+]

Three simple words: I am...

[moonwalker91885]

in love with Gary Coleman!

[moviegeek]

What do you think of

[moonwalker91885]

Rouge's new implants? They're untouchable..

[moviegeek]

Just think how she can

[moonwalker91885]

destroy countless sentinels easily by

[Kitty]

juggling circus midgets!" Said Jubliee

[TokenBlackMan]

Jubilee falls on floor laughing!!!!

[Kitty]

Then Magneto walked to the

[Horace Jenkins]

moldy sink. He picked up

[Kitty]

his toothbrush and began scrubbing

[A+]

the tiles on which he

[Kitty]

threw up on. Toad then

[A+]

used his tongue to lick

[Kitty]

the mold under the sink.

[A+]

It tasted almost exactly like

[Kitty]

buffalo wings! Which was Beast's

[A+]

favourite bedtime snack apart from

[Horace Jenkins]

moldy apple pie. Apparently

[Kitty]

Iceman ate all of the

[kryptonian_boy]

hot wings, which melted his

[Kitty]

ice cream. " Hey that was

[A+]

my favourite flavour. What a

[Kitty]

prick Professor Xavier can be

[A+]

when he uses his powers

[Kitty]

against Beast. Well as the

[TokenBlackMan]

overbearing powers that hold. Beast

[Kitty]

was now terribly confused so

[shohreh]

he made himself a cupcake.

[Kitty]

It was a "special" cupcake

[shohreh]

that gives him the ability

[JBond]

to see pretty colors in

[kryptonian_boy]

the Danger Room, while lasers

[Kitty]

were pointing at him while

[TokenBlackMan]

Jubilee is comtemplating a new

[TyRoss]

plot line. John Jacob Jingleheimer....

[Kitty]

Smith could just go and

[TokenBlackMan]

and wonder why the hell

[Kitty]

Rogue wanted to wear a

[Horace Jenkins]

thong!!!!!! And, Horace kissed her


I know it's not part of the game to put sidenotes... but... Yip Yip! My time has come!!!

[Agent Smith]

Originally posted by Horace Jenkins
thong!!!!!! And, Horace kissed her Sweaty, naked, slippery, hairy, disgusting

[Kitty]

So anyways she beat him

[daafish]

into oblivion with a wet

[Rizor]

rain cloud, knocking him unconscience

[Kitty]

"Water my plants," Said Storm

[Kitty]

as she kicked Kitty because

[PapaGeorgioSmrf]

Kitty was asking for it.

[Kitty]

So then Wolverine and Beast