X-Men 5 word story game!

[Tardumb]

that stick somewhere. Beast cringed

[Rogue]

then laughed because he knew

[Tardumb]

green jelly beans are best.

[Rogue]

Jubiliee argued with him and

[Tardumb]

got her legs broken. So

[bbf2]

from then on all the

[Tardumb]

oompa loompas were free. Gambit

[Knerys]

fell into the seventh level

[Rogue]

hell, it's also known as

[Kitty]

watching another movie starring actor

[bbf2]

perform scenes from "Battlefield Earth"

[Rogue]

,the worst movie ever made.

[Tardumb]

After the movie, Gambit wanted

[sky_boy16]

starred in "Hello Dolly" and

[Rogue]

cried after he saw the

[bbf2]

part where Bambi's mom dies

[Rogue]

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[Tardumb]

his friend beast's big furry

(ROGUE PUT YOURS BACK!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :p )

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[bbf2]

back a yellowish color that

[Rogue]

made him puke! He told

[bbf2]

his friends to watch him

[Tardumb]

break it down...Everyone laughed...

[Rogue]

because he did a white

[sky_boy16]

boy robot, which is really

[Rogue]

funny. It made everyone yell

[Rogue]

Sorry, double post.

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[TyRoss]

Which was a weird thing

[Rogue]

because he didn't even like

[Tardumb]

to eat his vegetables. He

[Rogue]

told Beast to try and

[Tardumb]

moonwalk...but Beast didn't bother.

[Rogue]

Instead Jean Grey volunteered to

[Tardumb]

cut some rug. So she

[Rogue]

busted out the electric slide.

[bbf2]

Then she turned into a

[Rogue]

dancing machine. She busted out

[Tardumb]

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[bbf2]

with "The Robot" and "The

[Tardumb]

Macarena" Everyone cheered for some

[bbf2]

great break dancing too, but

[Rogue]

she broke her hip. They

[Nilade]

ate gravy fries to calm

[bbf2]

their aching breaking hearts that

[kryptonian_boy]

were quaking from the gravy.

[bbf2]

The gravy transformed into Bob

[Tardumb]

Barker, freaking everyone out. He

[bbf2]

called out "WE HAVE A

[kryptonian_boy]

WINNER!", and started to kiss

[Rogue]

Storm. She freaked and hit

[kryptonian_boy]

Dazzler with hail, which made

[Nilade]

statues of love formed from

[kryptonian_boy]

old valentine's day candy hearts

[Rogue]

It was nasty because of

[sky_boy16]

the Olsen Twins licking them.

[Rogue]

Professor X saw them and

[Tardumb]

got aroused. Which is a

[bbf2]

crime! So he was arrested.

[Rogue]

They threw him in jail

[Tardumb]

Sadly, he dropped the soap

[Rogue]

and Beast helped him pick

[Tardumb]

Rogue's nose, which was gross.

[Rogue]

She killed them both because

[sky_boy16]

she just wanted to, so

[Rogue]

Cyclops took over and told

[bbf2]

everyone to do a little

[Kitty]

dance & make some jellybeans

[bbf2]

that exploded, leaving several different

[Kitty]

midgets breakdance in thin air

[Rogue]

Everyone was really puzzled by

[bbf2]

the puzzling puzzle, which puzzled

[Rogue]

which puzzled them in a

[Michael]

puzzling way. Then James Caan

[bbf2]

changed his name to "Darth

[Rogue]

Vader" and started to take

[sky_boy16]

take the cookies from the

[Rogue]

the jar on the counter. Beast

[remiko]

was watching captin planet when

[Michael]

Mr. Bigglesworth ran into the

<small>[ 04-07-2002, 03:54 PM: Message edited by: Michael ]</small>

[Rogue]

door of Beast's room. He

[bbf2]

decided to destroy the universe

[remiko]

Because of Bob Barker. Afterwards

[Rogue]

they decided to go out

[Tardumb]

-housing...where you tip over

[Rogue]

houses? They took turns tipping

[Michael]

mobile homes and fat women.

[sky_boy16]

fat, angry men were mad

[Rogue]

Because their women told them

[Tardumb]

they were fat...and angry...

[JediPaul]

no one gives a ****

[J Diddy]

said some fat dude in

[SamuraiiSam]

a gigantic plastic bubble. The

[Tardumb]

guy had allergies...so what?!

[SamuraiiSam]

The bubble man said, "I

[JediPaul]

think you lot are geeks"

[sky_boy16]

Rogue got mad and punched

[Rogue]

Storm in the stomach. She

[Tardumb]

couldn't breathe after this happened.

[JediPaul]

so Logon gave her a

[J Diddy]

smack in her fat face

[bbf2]

and a piece of lint

[Superman]

That she named Lionel. Usually

[Rogue]

she picked better names, but

[Tardumb]

she was really wasted that

[bbf2]

night so she picked the

[Tardumb]

new issue of Monkeynuts magazine

[sky_boy16]

and bought goofy Starwars action

[Kitty]

but then a monkey ate

[Tardumb]

the Jabba figure cuz it

[Rogue]

was hungry. They shot the

[Tardumb]

the sheriff, but they did

[Kitty]

shoot magneto in the elbow

[bbf2]

when he got in their

[Kitty]

mouths and stole their teeth

[Rogue]

Storm got angry and told

[bbf2]

everyone to die very quickly

[JediPaul]

unless she got some 'action'

[remiko]

because she wasn't getting any.

[Tardumb]

so Professor Xavier gave it

[Wolverine]

To her and they

[NorthAmX15]

played patty cake.

[JediPaul]

But to Storm's surprise she

[Wolverine]

found out that the Professor

<small>[ 04-17-2002, 10:12 AM: Message edited by: Wolverine ]</small>

[sky_boy16]

a premey *2 minute man*

[Kitty]

So she kicked him in

[Tardumb]

to the closet. "Way to

[Kitty]

go Storm!" said muffin man

[Wolverine]

Who Lives on (I think)

bbf2: Five words, not three...I added the last two.

<small>[ 04-19-2002, 06:13 PM: Message edited by: bbf2 ]</small>

[Tardumb]

baltic avenue. Beast found this

(5 words Wolvie)

[Kitty]

tempting to eat so he

[kryptonian_boy]

stuffed the muffin man into

[Blues Boy]

his mouth, but he felt

[bbf2]

a not so fresh feeling

[Kitty]

in his butt, so he

[Tardumb]

flossed it...and flossed again.

[Kitty]

then mystique changed into a

[bbf2]

giant evil tiger from France

[Kitty]

and then went to Vegas

[Tardumb]

so she could play craps

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[Remy]

But she never made it

[Kitty]

because of the very poisonous

[Remy]

bananas she ate last night

[Kitty]

then Kitty had an urge

<small>[ 04-29-2002, 06:41 PM: Message edited by: Kitty ]</small>

[Kitty]

to post twice for noreason

[remiko]

but she forgot to make

[sky_boy16]

pancakes this morning. Rogue then

[bbf2]

turned up the volume, ow!

[JediPaul]

Video Killed The Radio Star

[Superman]

As Sabertooth sang while punching

[bbf2]

in numbers for the IRS

[Kitty]

and also eating his candy

[Tardumb]

cane, which he choked on.

[Kitty]

Noone bothered to help him

[sky_boy16]

because Jubilee flashed everyone. She

[Kitty]

then stepped on sabertooth's foot

[Kitty]

and Kitty then posted twice

[sky_boy16]

AGAIN! someone stop that crazed

[kryptonian_boy]

animal!", yelled Wolverine. He started

[Kitty]

doing a crazy wierd dance

[Remy]

which is called "the Macarena"

[Kitty]

then Kitty coughed up a

[Remy]

red balloon full of white

[bbf2]

pieces of marshmellows from Lucky

[Kitty]

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[bbf2]

Now THAT is freaky. Weird.

[bbf2]

said Wolverine, who wanted to

[Remy]

go on a picnic at

[Kitty]

the center of Death Valley

[bbf2]

without any pants on, which

[Kitty]

was legal in that place

[bbf2]

because the Naked Rights Act

[Kitty]

was in play since 1847

[Remy]

but it still scarred his

[Kitty]

friends who decided not to

[Radiohead]

listen to any more bull****

[Kitty]

about his famous potatooe salad

[bbf2]

which is made from ham

[Kitty]

and from a baby's diaper

[The Insider]

which smelled a lot like

[Kitty]

a trashyard in early june

[bbf2]

a smell that made him

[Kitty]

giggle with the most delight

[bbf2]

since he heard that the

[kryptonian_boy]

Governor's office was filled with

[Kitty]

kakaroaches that smelled like "flowers"

[kryptonian_boy]

causing a sickening reaction in

[Kitty]

nightcrawler's tail that suddenly went

[kryptonian_boy]

"sploosh", a noise that didn't

[Kitty]

really wasn't made a lot

[bbf2]

of sense, despite the fact

[Kitty]

that he made a fart

[Rogue]

that knocked everyone out and

[Kitty]

sent most X-Men running away

[Rock4EverRapNever]

wolverine was to busy with...

(bbf2: Edited to make it five words)

<small>[ 05-27-2002, 11:24 PM: Message edited by: bbf2 ]</small>

[Knerys]

ptts: Rock4, 5 word story... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

telling Kitty to run and

[Rock4EverRapNever]

oh haha sorry

[bbf2]

hide from the evil parrots

[kryptonian_boy]

from the evil pet store

[Kitty]

that like to eat hair

[Rock4EverRapNever]

they will kill you slowly

[Kitty]

with their little slimy claws

[kryptonian_boy]

and taste for punk-country

[Kitty]

so then Wolverine quickly threw

[bbf2]

the football game because the

[Nilade]

football was too heavy to

[Optimus Prime]

throw. Wolverine grabbed a Basketball

[Kitty]

and threw it at Toad's

[Optimus Prime]

head. Toad didn't know what

[Kitty]

color the sky was cause

[Optimus Prime]

all he was seeing, was

[bbf2]

a big black haze from

[Kitty]

the poison gas that leaked

<small>[ 06-20-2002, 10:08 PM: Message edited by: Kitty ]</small>

[elijah_bravo]

Then wolvering flew away intothenight.

[Optimus Prime]

The next morning Storm was

[bbf2]

putting laundry in the dishwasher

[Kitty]

when suddenly the dishwasher turned

[bbf2]

EVIL and destroyed Tokyo, Japan!

[Kitty]

Then Godzila (themonster) wanted to

[George Bushs 18th cousin]

drink prune juice with Havok

[Kitty]

because he just wanted to

[bbf2]

have a gay old time.

[Kitty]

So then Cyclops got a

[bbf2]

hernia from lifting a bag

[Kitty]

of stuff and other stuff

[Godzilla]

Into that damn, cold meatlocker!

[Optimus Prime]

But the meatlocker turned out

[Godzilla]

evil and locked him in!

[Optimus Prime]

Just then Logan walked down

[Godzilla]

laughing at Cyclops' s stupidity. "Idiot!"

[bbf2]

"You're so stupid! STUPID! STUPID!"

[Optimus Prime]

Just then Jean walks in...

[Godzilla]

And laughs her ass off.

[Kitty]

Kitty walks through the wall

[Godzilla]

"Too bad you can't Cykes!"

[Optimus Prime]

Kitty says then turns around

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Optimus Prime
Kitty says then turns around

And walks away while laughing.

[bbf2]

All the while, Beast was

[Optimus Prime]

Training in the danger room

[Kitty]

and juggling bowling balls at

[Optimus Prime]

The strangest music, suddenly Nightcrawler

[Kitty]

scared Beast and he dropped

[Optimus Prime]

a bowlingball on his own

[Kitty]

head and soon became unconcise

[Optimus Prime]

Just then Rogue came in

[bbf2]

and saw.....WITH SEXY RESULTS!

[Optimus Prime]

But then the Danger Room

[Kitty]

went beserk and locked everyone

[Optimus Prime]

as it activated "the Night

[Kitty]

Stimulation" and everything went black

[Optimus Prime]

-er then Night itself. Beast

[Kitty]

then ran around the room