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beemanbone
03-15-2002, 05:51 PM
Gambit freaked out because he
bbf2
03-15-2002, 06:28 PM
Accidentally smashed his toe with
beemanbone
03-15-2002, 06:48 PM
his face. Rogue didn't understand
bbf2
03-15-2002, 08:09 PM
why things had to be
beemanbone
03-15-2002, 09:10 PM
dark with the lights off
bbf2
03-15-2002, 09:12 PM
so she bumped into things
beemanbone
03-15-2002, 11:28 PM
Jean's hair was green because
bbf2
03-15-2002, 11:29 PM
she dunked it into a
beemanbone
03-16-2002, 01:28 AM
large vat of leprochaun dung
TyRoss
03-16-2002, 05:13 AM
which was odd because leprechauns
bbf2
03-16-2002, 12:42 PM
weren't even her favorite snack!
Tardumb
03-16-2002, 01:11 PM
She did however like carrots
beemanbone
03-16-2002, 03:43 PM
covered with mustard and gravel
TyRoss
03-16-2002, 09:55 PM
With a side of cheese
beemanbone
03-16-2002, 10:12 PM
Jubilee started crying, so Nightcrawler
bbf2
03-16-2002, 10:19 PM
hit on her, to no
beemanbone
03-16-2002, 10:31 PM
avail even though he said, "
bbf2
03-16-2002, 10:33 PM
Let me light your fire."
beemanbone
03-16-2002, 11:06 PM
and tried to torch her
bbf2
03-16-2002, 11:12 PM
then he remembered he didn't
beemanbone
03-16-2002, 11:31 PM
have any spare change for
bbf2
03-16-2002, 11:35 PM
buying sodas at the machine
TyRoss
03-17-2002, 04:19 AM
So he shook her down
Rogue
03-17-2002, 04:37 AM
and took her money. Beast
bbf2
03-17-2002, 01:42 PM
got the groove going on
beemanbone
03-17-2002, 01:49 PM
by spinning on his head
bbf2
03-17-2002, 01:53 PM
and playing Snoop Dogg music
beemanbone
03-17-2002, 02:18 PM
while drinking a forty ounce
bbf2
03-17-2002, 03:09 PM
Sprite from Taco Bell, his
beemanbone
03-17-2002, 03:16 PM
foot got stuck in the
Rogue
03-17-2002, 04:06 PM
trash can and he yelled
beemanbone
03-17-2002, 04:44 PM
"What you talkin bout Willis!?"
Knerys
03-17-2002, 07:08 PM
But Willis wasn't there, how
bbf2
03-17-2002, 09:11 PM
ironic! Gary Coleman said "You
beemanbone
03-17-2002, 09:21 PM
know what happened to my
bbf2
03-17-2002, 09:22 PM
pants? They seem to have
Tardumb
03-17-2002, 09:47 PM
exploded. So Gary walked pantless
bbf2
03-17-2002, 09:48 PM
in school, and got arrested
Link
03-17-2002, 11:58 PM
for the second time. Rogue
bbf2
03-17-2002, 11:59 PM
decided she would try to
Knerys
03-18-2002, 12:11 AM
Sneak out of class and
Nilade
03-18-2002, 04:31 AM
and grill shishkabobs on the
bbf2
03-18-2002, 09:14 AM
hands of Pyro, making a
Link
03-18-2002, 09:33 AM
shishkabomb and tossed it into
beemanbone
03-18-2002, 01:00 PM
a sleeping homeless man's face
kryptonian_boy
03-18-2002, 01:29 PM
Xavier grounded Iceman forever because
beemanbone
03-18-2002, 01:36 PM
he accidently said, "You are
Rogue
03-18-2002, 03:58 PM
"one stupid block of ice."
beemanbone
03-18-2002, 04:00 PM
This greatly confused Xavier because
Rogue
03-18-2002, 04:06 PM
he didn't even know what
beemanbone
03-18-2002, 05:50 PM
the capital of Vermont is.
Rogue
03-18-2002, 05:53 PM
Beast told him that he
Tardumb
03-18-2002, 05:53 PM
While Beast was cooking eggs

wow what a coinky-dink...very odd...haha..

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bbf2
03-18-2002, 08:35 PM
wanted to kill the evil
beemanbone
03-18-2002, 09:12 PM
that resides within minds of
bbf2
03-18-2002, 09:30 PM
evil leprechauns, because if it
Rogue
03-18-2002, 10:18 PM
Jean Grey was having nightmares
Tardumb
03-18-2002, 10:56 PM
about dangerous wild chimps. She
bbf2
03-18-2002, 11:29 PM
decided to give into the
beemanbone
03-19-2002, 01:11 AM
womanly desires and started kissing
bbf2
03-19-2002, 09:12 AM
the head wild chimp, Bobo.
Rogue
03-19-2002, 11:27 AM
Bobo liked that because she
beemanbone
03-19-2002, 02:05 PM
told Bobo she loved him
Rogue
03-19-2002, 03:16 PM
and gave him a big
TyRoss
03-19-2002, 07:07 PM
ego. Which then caused Bobo
bbf2
03-19-2002, 07:58 PM
to get it going on
Rogue
03-19-2002, 09:13 PM
with Jubilee. It was illegal
bbf2
03-19-2002, 10:18 PM
but he was a chimp
Tardumb
03-19-2002, 10:43 PM
on a mission. Jubilee was
beemanbone
03-20-2002, 02:25 AM
strangely half human and half
Knerys
03-20-2002, 02:34 AM
gorgon, which made a relationship
beemanbone
03-20-2002, 03:01 AM
with Kenny G very unlikely.
Knerys
03-20-2002, 03:12 AM
Didn't matter because she hated
TyRoss
03-20-2002, 08:03 AM
his dang sax. It was
Rogue
03-20-2002, 10:03 AM
always making noise, so she
beemanbone
03-20-2002, 01:34 PM
smashed it against the head
Rogue
03-20-2002, 01:48 PM
of Cyclops. He screamed that
Tardumb
03-20-2002, 05:23 PM
"It hurts!" but no one
sky_boy16
03-20-2002, 05:42 PM
listened because he's a loser
Rogue
03-20-2002, 08:20 PM
So he started bleeding from
beemanbone
03-20-2002, 08:31 PM
the ears, which means that
Rogue
03-20-2002, 08:58 PM
he's going to die soon
beemanbone
03-20-2002, 09:21 PM
from the horrible disease called
Tardumb
03-20-2002, 10:22 PM
anthrax! Wolvie laughed because he
beemanbone
03-20-2002, 10:44 PM
saw an elderly women get
Tardumb
03-20-2002, 10:57 PM
the Rock Bottom from Michael
Knerys
03-21-2002, 12:55 AM
Flattley who was trying to
beemanbone
03-21-2002, 12:59 AM
save the world from terrible
Knerys
03-21-2002, 01:03 AM
Dancing, but his logic was
TyRoss
03-21-2002, 08:40 AM
like a sieve, kinda holey
Superman
03-21-2002, 11:54 AM
And moley. Old cheese killed
Kitty
03-21-2002, 02:07 PM
Nightcrawler, who was doing the

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beemanbone
03-21-2002, 04:16 PM
Macarana with Ricky Martin and
Knerys
03-21-2002, 04:19 PM
Kitty. But neither of them
Kitty
03-21-2002, 04:39 PM
knew how to fix the
Tardumb
03-21-2002, 04:40 PM
flood problem in Bangladesh.

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beemanbone
03-21-2002, 04:43 PM
So they decided to go
Knerys
03-21-2002, 04:44 PM
to Brazil instead to find

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Kitty
03-21-2002, 05:04 PM
a green bat who could
Tardumb
03-21-2002, 05:30 PM
kill people with MIND BULLETS.
Kitty
03-21-2002, 05:33 PM
But Kitty had too much...
Tardumb
03-21-2002, 05:50 PM
liquor in her system, so
Kitty
03-21-2002, 05:58 PM
she "accidentaly" blew chunks on
Tardumb
03-21-2002, 06:06 PM
a midget. This was a
Kitty
03-21-2002, 06:38 PM
Kung-Fu midget who kicked Kitty's...
beemanbone
03-21-2002, 06:48 PM
car door. Storm quickly ran
Knerys
03-21-2002, 06:59 PM
into a wall, but she

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Kitty
03-21-2002, 07:26 PM
saved the pizza that she...
Knerys
03-21-2002, 07:27 PM
stole while raining on somebody's
Kitty
03-21-2002, 07:29 PM
birthday party, meanwhile wolverine was
Knerys
03-21-2002, 07:30 PM
lost in space with his
Tardumb
03-21-2002, 07:31 PM
umbrella. Suddenly, Xavier stood up
Kitty
03-21-2002, 07:34 PM
and fell on his butt
Tardumb
03-21-2002, 07:37 PM
and everyone laughed at him.
Kitty
03-21-2002, 07:39 PM
Then he tripped Jubliee with...

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Rogue
03-21-2002, 09:26 PM
his unusually long, but strong
Tardumb
03-21-2002, 09:36 PM
big toenail. Jubilee broke her
Rogue
03-21-2002, 09:37 PM
favorite pair of sunglasses. She
bbf2
03-21-2002, 09:55 PM
loved them and seeked revenge
Tardumb
03-21-2002, 09:58 PM
on the monkeys for lying
sky_boy16
03-21-2002, 10:04 PM
to Rogue about Xaivier's nail
Rogue
03-21-2002, 10:22 PM
Jubilee claimed that they should
Tardumb
03-21-2002, 10:22 PM
play a game of Twister

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Rogue
03-21-2002, 10:25 PM
but Nightcrawler said no. He
Tardumb
03-21-2002, 10:34 PM
wanted a bologna sandwich instead.
Rogue
03-21-2002, 10:40 PM
So he told Jean Grey
Tardumb
03-21-2002, 10:59 PM
that he was a bed-wetter
Rogue
03-21-2002, 11:05 PM
so she gave him Depends.
bbf2
03-21-2002, 11:37 PM
He used them immediately, much
Knerys
03-22-2002, 12:23 AM
to his suprise, they were
Rogue
03-22-2002, 09:56 AM
defective. They leaked all over
sky_boy16
03-22-2002, 05:06 PM
gambit, turning his hair yellow
Rogue
03-22-2002, 06:05 PM
He got very angry and
Kitty
03-22-2002, 06:41 PM
he threw his cards but...
Rogue
03-22-2002, 06:54 PM
they landed in Nightcrawler's soggy
Kitty
03-22-2002, 06:57 PM
hamburger & he ate it
bbf2
03-22-2002, 07:15 PM
despite the fact that it
Kitty
03-22-2002, 07:23 PM
filled with worms thanks to
Rogue
03-22-2002, 08:31 PM
a masked guy known as
bbf2
03-22-2002, 09:57 PM
"The Hamburgler," in some states
Rogue
03-22-2002, 10:28 PM
he's wanted for taking hot
Kitty
03-22-2002, 11:03 PM
hamburgers & regurgitating them into
Knerys
03-22-2002, 11:04 PM
ancient Ming Dynasty vases. However
Kitty
03-22-2002, 11:06 PM
Ronald is good friends with
sky_boy16
03-22-2002, 11:39 PM
with the playboy bunny, so
bbf2
03-22-2002, 11:40 PM
Hamburgler got out on bail
beemanbone
03-22-2002, 11:44 PM
and decided to go to
Kitty
03-22-2002, 11:46 PM
Mickey's house, where Kitty was...
bbf2
03-22-2002, 11:47 PM
banging her head against the
Kitty
03-23-2002, 06:27 PM
brick wall, while wolverine was
Tardumb
03-23-2002, 06:56 PM
picking his nose. This was
bbf2
03-23-2002, 07:07 PM
a very disgusting habit indeed
Tardumb
03-23-2002, 07:54 PM
While Gambit was washing his
Kitty
03-23-2002, 08:07 PM
feet on the bathroom toilet
Rogue
03-23-2002, 08:15 PM
he was also using the
Tardumb
03-23-2002, 08:35 PM
microwave oven to heat up
Rogue
03-23-2002, 09:34 PM
a tasty dish known as
Tardumb
03-23-2002, 09:54 PM
spaghetti-o's. Rogue saw him and
bbf2
03-23-2002, 10:41 PM
broke the microwave by putting
beemanbone
03-23-2002, 10:54 PM
a big, round, stinky man
bbf2
03-23-2002, 11:12 PM
in it, making it explode
Tardumb
03-24-2002, 01:03 AM
all over Sabertooth. He got
bbf2
03-24-2002, 01:15 AM
no satisfaction from this act
Knerys
03-24-2002, 01:23 AM
so he tried it again...
Tardumb
03-24-2002, 01:28 AM
and nothing changed. This made
bbf2
03-24-2002, 01:29 AM
him even more angry, so
Tardumb
03-24-2002, 01:32 AM
he jumped off a cliff.
Kitty
03-24-2002, 10:30 AM
Mystique was eating chorizo while
Rogue
03-24-2002, 11:47 AM
she talked to herself about
Kitty
03-24-2002, 11:53 AM
going to the movies to
Rogue
03-24-2002, 11:55 AM
see a sappy romance titled
bbf2
03-24-2002, 12:52 PM
"If you were a Graemlin."
Tardumb
03-24-2002, 03:27 PM
her, herself, and she decided
bbf2
03-24-2002, 07:30 PM
to destroy the country of
Tardumb
03-24-2002, 07:36 PM
Afghanistan, because it smelled bad.
Rogue
03-24-2002, 08:21 PM
So she took control of
Tardumb
03-24-2002, 08:26 PM
turban making companies and decided
Rogue
03-24-2002, 08:55 PM
that they were useless, so
sky_boy16
03-24-2002, 08:55 PM
she killed Ed, the talking
Rogue
03-24-2002, 08:59 PM
camel. She hit him with
Tardumb
03-24-2002, 11:28 PM
a deadly head of cabbage!
Rogue
03-25-2002, 09:46 AM
This made Rogue faint because
SamuraiiSam
03-25-2002, 11:15 AM
she's allergic to cabbage. Rogue
Rogue
03-25-2002, 01:55 PM
started convulsing and started to
Tardumb
03-25-2002, 02:01 PM
drool excessively, causing a flood
Rogue
03-25-2002, 02:22 PM
that drowned 189,493 people.
Tardumb
03-25-2002, 02:42 PM
Wolverine was exercising when suddenly
Rogue
03-25-2002, 03:05 PM
he threw his back out
sky_boy16
03-25-2002, 04:29 PM
while doing "Richard Simmons, Dancing
Rogue
03-25-2002, 04:34 PM
and Shaking!" The program didn't
Tardumb
03-25-2002, 05:23 PM
warn Wolvie that Richard was
Rogue
03-25-2002, 06:39 PM
in love with him. He
Tardumb
03-25-2002, 07:11 PM
shrieked and ran down the
SamuraiiSam
03-25-2002, 07:55 PM
hall. He bumped into a
Tardumb
03-25-2002, 07:57 PM
midget, it growled, and he
SamuraiiSam
03-25-2002, 08:07 PM
asked for directions to the
Tardumb
03-25-2002, 09:49 PM
ladies room, cuz he was
SamuraiiSam
03-25-2002, 09:58 PM
Rogue in disguise. She found
sky_boy16
03-25-2002, 10:05 PM
out she was pregnaunt by
Kitty
03-25-2002, 10:06 PM
the bathroom and she then
SamuraiiSam
03-25-2002, 10:07 PM
saw the midget walk through
Tardumb
03-25-2002, 10:09 PM
a huge steaming pile of
Rogue
03-25-2002, 10:21 PM
macaroni and cheese. The midget
bbf2
03-26-2002, 09:53 AM
was fascinated by the colors
Rogue
03-26-2002, 01:10 PM
the Trix rabbit showed him.
kryptonian_boy
03-26-2002, 02:31 PM
Then the drugs wore off.
Tardumb
03-26-2002, 04:28 PM
So he started rapidly killing
sky_boy16
03-26-2002, 04:29 PM
The Trix rabbit was actually
Kitty
03-26-2002, 06:54 PM
Cyclops, and the migdet attacked
Rogue
03-26-2002, 07:32 PM
him and beat him with
Tardumb
03-26-2002, 08:34 PM
a rubber chicken. This wsa
Rogue
03-26-2002, 09:16 PM
stolen from the midgets, they
Tardumb
03-26-2002, 11:18 PM
like to play hopscotch in
Rogue
03-26-2002, 11:43 PM
with some of their old
bbf2
03-27-2002, 12:19 AM
friends called the Oompa Loompas
Tardumb
03-27-2002, 01:24 AM
Gambit found this quite amusing...
bbf2
03-27-2002, 09:10 AM
despite the fact they were
Rogue
03-27-2002, 02:33 PM
lost lost cousins. He told
sky_boy16
03-27-2002, 04:27 PM
about his adventure in there
Rogue
03-27-2002, 04:30 PM
old neighborhood. He said that
Kitty
03-27-2002, 05:20 PM
they lived on the yellow
Tardumb
03-27-2002, 05:23 PM
paved freeway. Which was totally
Rogue
03-27-2002, 05:26 PM
overflowing with clown cars. Traffic
Kitty
03-27-2002, 05:26 PM
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Frizzo the Clown
03-27-2002, 05:39 PM
was slow because Frizzo didn't
Rogue
03-27-2002, 05:42 PM
let them off work at
Kitty
03-27-2002, 05:47 PM
clown clothes (open from 8to7)
sky_boy16
03-27-2002, 09:25 PM
They shot him in the
Rogue
03-27-2002, 09:29 PM
rear end so he couldn't
bbf2
03-28-2002, 12:18 AM
walk without a bad limp
TyRoss
03-28-2002, 08:49 AM
which he was faking for
bbf2
03-28-2002, 09:18 AM
dramatic emphasis. At Taco Bell,
Rogue
03-28-2002, 02:12 PM
he went in and ordered
Rogue
03-28-2002, 02:12 PM
he went in and ordered
Kitty
03-28-2002, 03:42 PM
a taco (of course, duh)
Knerys
03-28-2002, 03:46 PM
But they didn't have tacos
Kitty
03-28-2002, 04:40 PM
so he ordered a MONSTASODA
sky_boy16
03-28-2002, 04:57 PM
Didn't have that either, so
Kitty
03-28-2002, 05:02 PM
He went to go pee
Tardumb
03-28-2002, 07:57 PM
in one of their booths.
Rogue
03-28-2002, 09:38 PM
He got a suprise because
Tardumb
03-28-2002, 09:40 PM
there was a rotten old
Rogue
03-28-2002, 09:58 PM
taco in the booth. He
Knerys
03-28-2002, 10:09 PM
leapt for joy because he
Tardumb
03-28-2002, 10:10 PM
was really wasted. Xavier thought
Rogue
03-28-2002, 10:12 PM
that Cyclops was too uptight
Tardumb
03-28-2002, 10:47 PM
so he shoved a big
Rogue
03-28-2002, 10:49 PM
stick somewhere. That made him
Tardumb
03-28-2002, 11:14 PM
giggle. Meanwhile, Beast was walking
Rogue
03-28-2002, 11:16 PM
by and saw Xavier shove