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TyRoss
02-26-2002, 08:53 PM
a mighty heave. They retaliated
sky_boy16
02-26-2002, 09:55 PM
by throwing themselves at Wolverine
Rogue
02-26-2002, 10:38 PM
and pecking his eyes out
bbf2
02-27-2002, 12:40 AM
with a chopstick from the
mvnorton
02-27-2002, 06:26 AM
Chinese Connection deli, where it's
TyRoss
02-27-2002, 08:13 AM
two for one rancid chicken
sky_boy16
02-27-2002, 10:06 AM
or 4 for 2 benjimens
beemanbone
02-27-2002, 12:43 PM
Gambit wanted to know why
kryptonian_boy
02-27-2002, 02:23 PM
their Cajun shrimp looked like
Rogue
02-27-2002, 03:24 PM
crap. But then he said,
Agent_87
02-27-2002, 06:02 PM
dum dum did eh! ...then
TyRoss
02-27-2002, 06:47 PM
he did a little jig.
bbf2
02-27-2002, 09:22 PM
and stumbled onto the floor
Madness
02-27-2002, 09:30 PM
The drunken fool he was
bbf2
02-27-2002, 09:31 PM
and then passed out from
Superman
02-27-2002, 11:43 PM
Touching himself. Xavier called for
bbf2
02-27-2002, 11:50 PM
more beer, but it didn't
Agent_87
02-28-2002, 12:02 AM
arrive until, the party died
bbf2
02-28-2002, 12:03 AM
which took thirty four years
mvnorton
02-28-2002, 05:19 AM
By then, the stale beer
TyRoss
02-28-2002, 08:19 AM
had grown moldy and turned
bbf2
02-28-2002, 09:07 AM
into a big brown turtle
kryptonian_boy
02-28-2002, 03:28 PM
which Jean tried to tame
beemanbone
02-28-2002, 05:36 PM
by using her super duper
sky_boy16
02-28-2002, 05:56 PM
mallet of pain. But it
Rogue
02-28-2002, 06:27 PM
didn't work. Instead she took
TyRoss
02-28-2002, 07:31 PM
two asprin and called him
beemanbone
02-28-2002, 10:06 PM
a pervert for looking at
TyRoss
03-01-2002, 08:31 AM
her in that provocative way
Agent_87
03-01-2002, 11:51 AM
"who me?" he asked, as...
beemanbone
03-01-2002, 08:21 PM
he looked at her snoballs
sky_boy16
03-01-2002, 08:36 PM
and gambits, uh... you know
bbf2
03-01-2002, 10:37 PM
Civil War then broke out
beemanbone
03-01-2002, 10:42 PM
in Peru, due to the
TyRoss
03-02-2002, 08:12 AM
onset of tyrrany headed by
Rogue
03-02-2002, 10:59 AM
Bishop. He decided to take
beemanbone
03-02-2002, 12:56 PM
Rogue back to his place
TyRoss
03-02-2002, 01:50 PM
for some bikini cookies and
bbf2
03-02-2002, 03:23 PM
some chicken salad of evil.
beemanbone
03-02-2002, 04:58 PM
Rogue got angry and said,
bbf2
03-02-2002, 05:00 PM
"I am not a crook!"
Tardumb
03-02-2002, 07:07 PM
So he took off his
Frizzo the Clown
03-02-2002, 07:10 PM
left shoe and threw it
Rogue
03-02-2002, 09:38 PM
directly at the dog, it
bbf2
03-02-2002, 10:24 PM
angered Fido, so Fido bit
beemanbone
03-02-2002, 10:51 PM
Wolverine right in his genitalia
sky_boy16
03-03-2002, 12:28 AM
making it unable for him
Tardumb
03-03-2002, 01:07 AM
to urinate for three weeks.
TyRoss
03-03-2002, 08:02 AM
Except Beast had an idea,
sky_boy16
03-03-2002, 10:06 AM
to get a nife and
TyRoss
03-03-2002, 12:37 PM
cut open an english muffin.
kryptonian_boy
03-03-2002, 01:11 PM
While Juggernaut was in California,
bbf2
03-03-2002, 02:18 PM
he smashed the Golden Gate
beemanbone
03-03-2002, 02:37 PM
and vomited all over Alcatraz
Tardumb
03-03-2002, 05:02 PM
which angered Clint Eastwood because
bbf2
03-03-2002, 06:05 PM
Alcatraz was his home when
beemanbone
03-03-2002, 07:40 PM
he was being attacked by
Rogue
03-03-2002, 07:46 PM
aliens, he told his therapist
bbf2
03-03-2002, 07:46 PM
the ghost of Bob Marley
sky_boy16
03-03-2002, 09:08 PM
was hitting on his mom
Rogue
03-03-2002, 09:13 PM
on the head with a
beemanbone
03-03-2002, 09:32 PM
very stale, moldy hotdog bun
Rogue
03-03-2002, 10:31 PM
He told him to start
bbf2
03-03-2002, 10:37 PM
killing Wolverine (hey, on topic!)
beemanbone
03-03-2002, 10:39 PM
after he punches Beast's brain
bbf2
03-03-2002, 10:48 PM
and destroys the coast of
beemanbone
03-03-2002, 10:50 PM
Nebraska, which is weird because
bbf2
03-03-2002, 11:20 PM
he doesn't even like Nebraska!
TyRoss
03-04-2002, 12:54 AM
All of which made Mojo
beemanbone
03-04-2002, 01:06 AM
a very dull boy, so
bbf2
03-04-2002, 09:14 AM
he wrote on the walls
TyRoss
03-04-2002, 11:49 AM
"Gotta get your Mojo workin"
beemanbone
03-04-2002, 02:23 PM
This angered Jubilee, so she
Tardumb
03-04-2002, 02:56 PM
poked him in the eye
sky_boy16
03-04-2002, 04:43 PM
screaming "Redrum, redrum, redrum, rredrum"
Rogue
03-04-2002, 07:47 PM
He ran around screaming and
bbf2
03-04-2002, 07:56 PM
smashing pumpkins on his door
beemanbone
03-04-2002, 08:38 PM
All the pumpkins belonged to
Tardumb
03-04-2002, 08:53 PM
a man distantly related to
TyRoss
03-04-2002, 09:10 PM
the Hobgoblin. Who attacked Bishop
kryptonian_boy
03-05-2002, 10:51 AM
in the bathtub? Only Morph
Agent_87
03-05-2002, 02:11 PM
knew of the horrible plot
beemanbone
03-05-2002, 02:45 PM
to kill all the chickens
pixiness
03-05-2002, 02:49 PM
that had hatched out of
Tardumb
03-05-2002, 03:37 PM
their cocoons quite yet, although
beemanbone
03-05-2002, 03:51 PM
Gambit would try to kill
bbf2
03-05-2002, 04:32 PM
several roosters so he could
TyRoss
03-05-2002, 04:35 PM
Use their giblets as weapons
beemanbone
03-05-2002, 04:42 PM
against the mercinaries known as

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TyRoss
03-05-2002, 05:01 PM
The Brady Bunch. The battle
sky_boy16
03-05-2002, 05:09 PM
lasted really long since the
bbf2
03-05-2002, 05:14 PM
stupid kids kept singing and
TyRoss
03-05-2002, 05:27 PM
being just so cheerful. Cable
beemanbone
03-05-2002, 06:45 PM
finally had enough, so he
moonwalker91885
03-05-2002, 09:28 PM
slaughtered them with pineapples to
Rogue
03-05-2002, 10:26 PM
turn them into fruit salad.

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bbf2
03-06-2002, 12:08 AM
he then ate them all
TyRoss
03-06-2002, 07:48 AM
with some fava beans and
kryptonian_boy
03-06-2002, 01:29 PM
a nice chianti. Fine dining
Rogue
03-06-2002, 01:33 PM
according to someone known as
kryptonian_boy
03-06-2002, 01:38 PM
"Chef Cookie", is easier if
Rogue
03-06-2002, 01:48 PM
you bake it instead of
beemanbone
03-06-2002, 02:05 PM
eating it raw. Wild horses
kryptonian_boy
03-06-2002, 02:22 PM
Ala Mode, Colossus' favorite dessert,
TyRoss
03-06-2002, 03:06 PM
is really a disgusting thought.
Rogue
03-06-2002, 03:41 PM
Jubilee told Colossus that she
TyRoss
03-06-2002, 05:04 PM
had a secret crush on
bbf2
03-06-2002, 05:38 PM
Mickey Rooney, her midget lover
TyRoss
03-06-2002, 05:39 PM
who came to the mansion
Tardumb
03-06-2002, 08:03 PM
to play "Twister" with all
beemanbone
03-06-2002, 09:08 PM
his buddies from prison. Storm
Rogue
03-06-2002, 09:39 PM
spun the spinner and said
sky_boy16
03-06-2002, 09:49 PM
"left stomach on Krypton Green"
beemanbone
03-06-2002, 09:56 PM
this angered Cyclops, so he
Tardumb
03-06-2002, 10:48 PM
cried. Meanwhile, Gambit and Rogue
bbf2
03-06-2002, 10:48 PM
turned her into a cow
beemanbone
03-06-2002, 10:55 PM
Jean decided that she wanted
bbf2
03-07-2002, 12:05 AM
to rock and roll all
beemanbone
03-07-2002, 12:08 AM
night long, so she kicked
bbf2
03-07-2002, 12:36 AM
Gambit in the face and
myers2002
03-07-2002, 07:33 AM
snapped his neck in two.
TyRoss
03-07-2002, 07:52 AM
Which helped him win the
Tardumb
03-07-2002, 05:02 PM
Most Valuable Paralyzed fisherman award
sky_boy16
03-07-2002, 05:17 PM
Jean's wig flew off dew
Rogue
03-07-2002, 05:27 PM
and hit Shadowcat in the
bbf2
03-07-2002, 05:55 PM
knee, killing her instantly. Poor
beemanbone
03-07-2002, 06:04 PM
Mr. Sinister was sad because
Rogue
03-07-2002, 06:10 PM
he had the hots for
bbf2
03-07-2002, 06:37 PM
Cyclops, who wasn't putting out
beemanbone
03-07-2002, 06:46 PM
the fire in his pants
bbf2
03-07-2002, 07:00 PM
quick enough for the others.
beemanbone
03-07-2002, 07:36 PM
Sabertooth decided that he wanted
bbf2
03-07-2002, 08:53 PM
to cohost with Regis Philbin
beemanbone
03-07-2002, 09:08 PM
but when Kathy Lee heard
Rogue
03-07-2002, 09:18 PM
she turned into a giant
beemanbone
03-07-2002, 11:48 PM
hairy, evil, blood sucking yeti
TyRoss
03-08-2002, 08:12 AM
which was hardly a change
kryptonian_boy
03-08-2002, 01:20 PM
for Regis to deal with.
Rogue
03-08-2002, 04:53 PM
Regis took his foot and
beemanbone
03-08-2002, 11:02 PM
began to chew on it
bbf2
03-08-2002, 11:44 PM
before he bit off all
Tardumb
03-08-2002, 11:47 PM
of his toes. Wolvie decided
bbf2
03-09-2002, 12:00 AM
to eradicate the kingdom of
beemanbone
03-09-2002, 12:24 AM
red headed stepchildren ran by
bbf2
03-09-2002, 01:14 AM
Danny Bonaduce, evil king of
beemanbone
03-09-2002, 01:21 AM
horrible talk shows everywhere. Rogue
bbf2
03-09-2002, 01:32 AM
scotch taped her cat to
beemanbone
03-09-2002, 01:52 AM
her face. She figured that

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Knerys
03-09-2002, 02:32 AM
Strom would like the change
kryptonian_boy
03-09-2002, 03:10 AM
in her pocket, which was
Rogue
03-09-2002, 12:06 PM
her very happy. She took
bbf2
03-09-2002, 01:53 PM
a shower for five days
beemanbone
03-09-2002, 01:56 PM
but she was still dirty
Rogue
03-09-2002, 02:16 PM
because she had mud wrestled
kryptonian_boy
03-09-2002, 06:16 PM
Pigpen, from Peanuts. The mess
Rogue
03-09-2002, 06:21 PM
was disgusting! Professor X told
kryptonian_boy
03-09-2002, 06:30 PM
Jubilee to mop it up
bbf2
03-09-2002, 06:55 PM
so she did with her
Rogue
03-09-2002, 07:44 PM
face. Everyone laughed at her
Knerys
03-09-2002, 08:07 PM
Because Wolverine had gone and
beemanbone
03-09-2002, 10:14 PM
taken a leak on her
TyRoss
03-10-2002, 08:20 AM
Meanwhile in Saudi Arabia, the
kryptonian_boy
03-10-2002, 09:46 AM
Sandman was feeling better, after

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Rogue
03-10-2002, 10:03 AM
buried 231 people under his
TyRoss
03-10-2002, 10:08 AM
armpit the X-Men decided to
kryptonian_boy
03-10-2002, 10:28 AM
cause a big Sand - Storm
bbf2
03-10-2002, 01:26 PM
in the Arctic Circle of
Rogue
03-10-2002, 01:31 PM
Antartica. Jean Grey took her
bbf2
03-10-2002, 01:51 PM
hand in marriage, therefore destroying
beemanbone
03-10-2002, 02:02 PM
everything holy in the world
moonwalker91885
03-10-2002, 05:45 PM
Heart broken Cyclops slept with
bbf2
03-10-2002, 06:10 PM
the Xerox girl, saying they
beemanbone
03-10-2002, 06:13 PM
should spread legs and multiply
bbf2
03-10-2002, 06:18 PM
twelve times half of one
beemanbone
03-10-2002, 06:21 PM
thousand. Magneto was hungry for
The Insider
03-10-2002, 06:51 PM
some Pizza, so he ordered
bbf2
03-10-2002, 07:42 PM
them all to die soon
beemanbone
03-10-2002, 07:44 PM
They died seconds later from
bbf2
03-10-2002, 08:53 PM
yeast infection of the liver
Rogue
03-10-2002, 08:55 PM
This made Professor X very
beemanbone
03-10-2002, 08:55 PM
which was weird because he
bbf2
03-10-2002, 09:10 PM
(going with Rogues)

attracted to members of the
beemanbone
03-10-2002, 09:14 PM
Harlem Globetrotters. She took them
TyRoss
03-10-2002, 09:25 PM
to the barn dance at
bbf2
03-10-2002, 09:33 PM
TyRoss's slaughterhouse in Houston, Texas
Rogue
03-10-2002, 09:36 PM
they got drunk and took
beemanbone
03-10-2002, 09:51 PM
off all of their underwear
bbf2
03-10-2002, 11:50 PM
which slightly exited Nightcrawler because
Rogue
03-10-2002, 11:52 PM
he had a fetish for
beemanbone
03-10-2002, 11:54 PM
dirty, used undergarments. He quickly
Rogue
03-11-2002, 12:44 AM
took the undergarments and put
bbf2
03-11-2002, 09:06 AM
ketchup on them all, making
Rogue
03-11-2002, 09:39 AM
an awful red mess. Cyclops
Link
03-11-2002, 09:45 AM
fired a laser at Wolverine
kryptonian_boy
03-11-2002, 10:37 AM
who was delaying the buffet
Rogue
03-11-2002, 11:31 AM
because he wanted to eat
kryptonian_boy
03-11-2002, 11:35 AM
the ribs one by one
beemanbone
03-11-2002, 12:41 PM
Wolverine got mad and threw
TyRoss
03-11-2002, 01:57 PM
a hissy fit and slapped
beemanbone
03-11-2002, 04:41 PM
his own face really hard
kryptonian_boy
03-11-2002, 05:40 PM
which made Storm laugh with
bbf2
03-11-2002, 05:53 PM
thundering bolts of joy that
kryptonian_boy
03-11-2002, 05:56 PM
electrocuted Wolverine's adamantium skeleton, which
bbf2
03-11-2002, 06:30 PM
send him to his grave
Tardumb
03-11-2002, 08:06 PM
and sliced off his nose
bbf2
03-11-2002, 09:58 PM
without even damaging the furnature
Rogue
03-11-2002, 10:36 PM
Archangel wondered why people always
TyRoss
03-11-2002, 11:25 PM
ran in fear whenever he
bbf2
03-11-2002, 11:32 PM
joins the Blue Man Group
beemanbone
03-12-2002, 02:15 AM
Nightcrawler wanted to regurgitate because
Link
03-12-2002, 09:29 AM
he saw Professor XXX in

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kryptonian_boy
03-12-2002, 01:18 PM
"Mutant Nookie" at the video
beemanbone
03-12-2002, 02:00 PM
store. He rented it anyway
kryptonian_boy
03-12-2002, 02:32 PM
since it was the only
Rogue
03-12-2002, 02:40 PM
movie left on the shelf.
kryptonian_boy
03-12-2002, 02:48 PM
Wolverine rated it (2) claws down.
TyRoss
03-12-2002, 03:21 PM
and Colossus threw the popcorn
kryptonian_boy
03-12-2002, 03:30 PM
at Nightcrawler, because he didn't
Rogue
03-12-2002, 04:50 PM
like Professor X doing that

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beemanbone
03-12-2002, 07:07 PM
to his oldest daughter, Kiki.
Tardumb
03-12-2002, 07:12 PM
However, Colossus did like to
kryptonian_boy
03-12-2002, 10:05 PM
take mud baths in the

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bbf2
03-12-2002, 10:53 PM
river of Africa, although the
kryptonian_boy
03-12-2002, 10:57 PM
ladies around shielded their eyes.
bbf2
03-13-2002, 12:03 AM
However, they know they really
beemanbone
03-13-2002, 02:54 AM
wanted to look at his
TyRoss
03-13-2002, 07:44 AM
ping pong table so he
kryptonian_boy
03-13-2002, 08:44 AM
played around with Shadowcat, until
bbf2
03-13-2002, 11:09 AM
she curled into a ball
beemanbone
03-13-2002, 01:02 PM
and then transformed into a
Rogue
03-13-2002, 04:24 PM
giant, bubbly mass of blue
beemanbone
03-13-2002, 10:04 PM
snot from Beast's nose. Cyclops
Rogue
03-13-2002, 11:37 PM
slit his wrists because he
beemanbone
03-13-2002, 11:40 PM
desperately needed attention from Wolverine
Rogue
03-14-2002, 12:04 AM
and when Wolvie said no
beemanbone
03-14-2002, 12:08 AM
Cyclops tried to make out
Knerys
03-14-2002, 02:50 AM
with Storm but she was
TyRoss
03-14-2002, 08:59 AM
generating a tornado at the
bbf2
03-14-2002, 09:02 AM
bottom of the Love Shack
Superman
03-14-2002, 12:09 PM
A.K.A., Xavier's bathroom. Usually Gambit
beemanbone
03-14-2002, 02:35 PM
doesn't wear underwear because he
TyRoss
03-14-2002, 04:43 PM
liked to "let his boys
Tardumb
03-14-2002, 05:52 PM
play butt darts" with Cyclops.
bbf2
03-14-2002, 06:08 PM
Which is so very wrong.
beemanbone
03-14-2002, 10:14 PM
Xavier wanted to eat some
TyRoss
03-15-2002, 08:49 AM
Pistachios but they always made
beemanbone
03-15-2002, 01:00 PM
his feet hurt. Storm was
Rogue
03-15-2002, 02:12 PM
annoyed because Wolvie wouldn't help
beemanbone
03-15-2002, 04:43 PM
the little old lady who
bbf2
03-15-2002, 05:45 PM
lived in a shoe, so