X-Men 5 word story game!

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1000th REPLY IN THIS THREAD.

[TyRoss]

said Beast to the bewilderment

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who wondered what he meant

[TyRoss]

"1000 posts of what" wondered

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Wolverine, who then became female

[kryptonian_boy]

so he could fit into

[bbf2]

the atmosphere at "Lesbian Lounge"

[sky_boy16]

because the gay bar wasn't

[bbf2]

serving Budweiser with little umbrellas

[TyRoss]

which of course was his

[bbf2]

secret fetish, with Q-Tips

[TyRoss]

swirling in the miasma of

[bbf2]

long words I don't understand

[Nilade]

like "the" and "quotation" and

[TyRoss]

tricaronethelyne. When all of a

[kryptonian_boy]

sudden, there rose a clatter...

[TyRoss]

Xavier sprang from his bed

[kryptonian_boy]

to see what's the matter

[bbf2]

he put on his stockings

[Red eyes]

which let him fly to neverland

[bbf2]

which has some killer strippers

[Nilade]

and roast beef and ham

[TyRoss]

when what to his wondering

[bbf2]

the sun started exploding! Again!

[beemanbone]

Believing he would die, he

[TyRoss]

ducked under a bench. This

[bbf2]

bench collapsed and killed him.

[TyRoss]

Leaving the one and only

[bbf2]

Whoopi Goldberg to avenge him

[TyRoss]

she went with her super

[bbf2]

powers, of Hollywood Squares fame

[TyRoss]

the power to instantly turn

[bbf2]

any old gameshow into crap

[TyRoss]

So off she went to

[bbf2]

kill Wolverine . . . see, on topic!

[TyRoss]

But when she got there

[bbf2]

He had already killed himself!

[TyRoss]

With a large dose of

[kryptonian_boy]

peanut butter and jelly extract

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[moonwalker91885]

which clogged his bow movements

[bbf2]

until the cows came home

[Nilade]

and feasted on cheddar macroons

[bbf2]

until the end of existence

[TyRoss]

Which came when Rachel Summers

[bbf2]

killed Sean Penn with pencils

[kryptonian_boy]

Madonna bought to pierce his

[bbf2]

extremely over-inflated ego. Later

[kryptonian_boy]

Shadowcat was trying to cross

[sky_boy16]

the street, but forgot to

[TyRoss]

unphase causing several car crashes

[kryptonian_boy]

including Wolverine's motorcycle, making him

[bbf2]

the king of Aghanistani donkeys

[kryptonian_boy]

so he went into business

[bbf2]

selling candy to small children

[kryptonian_boy]

with big-spending nectlectful moms

[bbf2]

who give them lots of

[kryptonian_boy]

sugar-loaded, cavity-building junk

[Nilade]

trucks equipped with 40,000 jelly

[bbf2]

donuts that send people to

[kryptonian_boy]

states of sugar madness, like

[bbf2]

Madness, but, well, with sugar.

[kryptonian_boy]

Madness challenged Wolverine to fight,

[TyRoss]

but Wolvie was already dead so

[Danzig]

Madness fought anyway. He lost

[bbf2]

to the corpse, in shame

[moonwalker91885]

he wore a thong with..

[TyRoss]

smiley faces around the edges.

[Rogue]

Everyone looked around in horror..

[sky_boy16]

thinking it was Wonder Woman's

[Rogue]

Lasso of truth, but it

[bbf2]

was actually a small rodent

[moonwalker91885]

crawling in its own feces...

[bbf2]

for all time, doomed forever

[TyRoss]

to asking the question of

[bbf2]

"Who wears short shorts?" Truly

[TyRoss]

a question of the ages

[Rogue]

which had never been answered..

[kryptonian_boy]

although Beast thought he knew

[Rogue]

he had always known that

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[sky_boy16]

though he wore short underwear

[Rogue]

he had always longed to

[sergio]

take it off, and apply

[Rogue]

Pam Cooking Spray all over..

[bbf2]

while dancing "The Macerana" naked

[TyRoss]

Of course none of this

[kryptonian_boy]

could be seen on Conan

[bbf2]

but Craig Kilborne accepted it

[Rogue]

and stood drooling over that

[bbf2]

because he's one messed up

[TyRoss]

puppy. Meggan went to America

[bbf2]

to find an evil cow

[kryptonian_boy]

that produced evil milk, to

[bbf2]

make evil chocolate milk, of

[kryptonian_boy]

magnesia, to give "the runs"...

[TyRoss]

to boys and girls around

[sky_boy16]

Chuck E Cheeses, but failed

[bbf2]

to get his true love

[TyRoss]

Esmerelda from the Hunchback of

[bbf2]

Harlem. "Bling, bling, sanctuary! Wazzup!"

[kryptonian_boy]

Quasi-mofo was a tragic figure...

[Rogue]

he lived in the projects

[kryptonian_boy]

there weren't bells to ring...

[bbf2]

but there were ghetto booties

[kryptonian_boy]

and boom boxes, evil music

[bbf2]

and lots of pimp homies

[kryptonian_boy]

who wanted Storm. "Yo, baby...

[kryptonian_boy]

'howz about you show me'..

[Rogue]

"some skin." Storm turned around

[bbf2]

and slapped them all, quickly

[kryptonian_boy]

with lightning bolts. Rogue laughed

[bbf2]

and had a heart attack

[kryptonian_boy]

and Gambit attempted CPR, but

[bbf2]

used his tongue too much

[kryptonian_boy]

and Rogue accidently blew up

[bbf2]

the Oklahome State bridge, with

[kryptonian_boy]

the ace of spades. Longshot

[bbf2]

had a very long shot

[kryptonian_boy]

jumping from that bridge when

[bbf2]

the world was just beginning

[kryptonian_boy]

to listen to Puff Daddy.

[bbf2]

A time yet to come.

[kryptonian_boy]

Jubilee wanted to meet J-Lo,

[bbf2]

so she could learn funk

[Knerys]

and impress Wolverine with her

[bbf2]

mad J. Lo dancing abilities

[Rogue]

Meanwhile, Iceman was slowy looking

[kryptonian_boy]

in the box of Sugar Smacks

[sky_boy16]

but realized his prize wasn't

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[kryptonian_boy]

(Sorry, Ty. Too late this time.)

in the box. He wanted

[bbf2]

to learn the world's way

[Rogue]

to make people do what

[bbf2]

they want to do, always

[Rogue]

and forever. The people had

[bbf2]

spoken. It's time to go.

[TyRoss]

and change the world in

[Superman]

to a giant brothel with

[TyRoss]

many giant hampsters running about

[sergio]

doing the famed "hampster dance"

[sky_boy16]

in front of Britney Spears

[beemanbone]

and her famous plastic surgeon

[Rogue]

told her that her silicone

[TyRoss]

would explode in twenty seconds

[bbf2]

if she did not comply

[moonwalker91885]

Killing many innocent children everywhere! :D

[sergio]

That set off Spideys spider sense

[bbf2]

somehow, despite the fact this

[TyRoss]

is an X-Men story. So

[kryptonian_boy]

when Johnny and Ben stopped

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Lex Luther and Red Skull

[kryptonian_boy]

escaped Batman and Robin, to

[TyRoss]

start a major crossover story

bbf2: That was six.

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called "Flintstones meet the Jetsons!"

[TyRoss]

In which our heroes travel

(sorry about that thanks for the edit)

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through time, to stop Napoleon

[sergio]

(and Spider-Man) from sneaking...

[TyRoss]

from taking over the city

[kryptonian_boy]

(Sorry, Ty, you just missed it)

all croissants out of Paris

[bbf2]

for the last time, ever

[Rogue]

They defended their food as

[kryptonian_boy]

Blob was hoarding most of

[TyRoss]

the twinkies in existance for

[beemanbone]

Kristy Swanson's evil plan to

[Rogue]

kidnap TyRoss and force him

[TyRoss]

to become her love slave

[Rogue]

but Ty's wife busted in

[TyRoss]

and he was faced with

[kryptonian_boy]

the rolling pin of doom.

[sky_boy16]

She killed him with it

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It bounced off his corpse

[Rogue]

with such incredible force that

[bbf2]

a tidal wave crashed into

[TyRoss]

Ohio. No easy task for

[bbf2]

Xavier to stop, so he

[beemanbone]

gave up and went jogging

[moonwalker91885]

with his buddys from AA...

[Rogue]

and they ended up at

[moonwalker91885]

Hooters where magneto was wearing

[Rogue]

nothing but a little orange

[bbf2]

ascot on his head and

[Rogue]

and a big smile, he

[bbf2]

wonders why there's two "ands"

[Rogue]

he reaches the conclusion that

[Link]

the 60's is not over.

[bbf2]

Now let's all get high!

[beemanbone]

,said Gambit. Beast then smoked

[TyRoss]

which was weird because he

[sky_boy16]

It caught in fur on

[Rogue]

fire. He jumped around yelling

[TyRoss]

"ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch"

[bbf2]

"My fur is burning off!"

[Rogue]

So Cyclops ran over and

[bbf2]

optic blasted him, hoping it

[TyRoss]

would shut him up, but

[bbf2]

it only made him scream

[beemanbone]

, "Jubilee farts when she sleeps!"

[sky_boy16]

said Rogue holding her nose

[bbf2]

and killing several people rapidly

[TyRoss]

with her sidekick Listerine who

[bbf2]

helps people wash their mouths

[beemanbone]

and have fresh breath longer

[TyRoss]

with germ killing action. This

[bbf2]

was the last straw for

[beemanbone]

Plaque Man. He had enough

[bbf2]

of those damned dentists, always

[beemanbone]

drilling and filling. He and

[TyRoss]

his robot partner Cavatron went

[bbf2]

to Colombia, getting high off

[TyRoss]

the coast of Puerto Rico

[bbf2]

and selling themselves to Panama

[beemanbone]

in return for steak sauce

[TyRoss]

and marmalade. They went deep

[beemanbone]

into the Panama Canal, looking

[TyRoss]

for the lost city of

[beemanbone]

Kristy Swanson clones who were

[TyRoss]

busy makng TyRoss thier king.

[Rogue]

He was so happy that

[bbf2]

he suddenly became a homosexual

[beemanbone]

and went directly to the

[TyRoss]

rehab clinic. Then back to

[mvnorton]

Kristy Swanson's boudoir, when the

[sky_boy16]

men encountered him, he accecpted

[TyRoss]

their offer of taking Kristy

[bbf2]

jokingly, then took the men.

[TyRoss]

and shot them. Meanwhile Gambit

[mvnorton]

said Rogue made Kristy ugly

[Rogue]

costumes to wear when dancing

[bbf2]

to the rap music of

[mvnorton]

Vanilla Ice. As TyRoss prepared

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[bbf2]

to get shot by Bob

[beemanbone]

he called up some strippers

[Rogue]

and told them to bring

[beemanbone]

some hookers and their pimps

[bbf2]

but instead they brought clowns

[Rogue]

and the midget named Louie

[bbf2]

to the birthday party of

[beemanbone]

Wayne Newton and Clint Eastwood

[bbf2]

who celebrate it together because

[TyRoss]

Its just plain easier. Forge

[bbf2]

forged a forge for Ford

[TyRoss]

Harrison Ford that is. He

[sky_boy16]

killed Jim Carry after he

[mvnorton]

showed Ford his butt, and

[Rogue]

the Ford executives went blind

[TyRoss]

and crossed a ford to

[bbf2]

summon their lord and master,

[TyRoss]

Mr. Whiffle. With his sidekicks,

[mvnorton]

Heckle and Jeckle. Those birds

[Superman]

Are really pecking Wayne Newton

[beemanbone]

in the gonads. Beast threw

[Rogue]

Heckle and Jeckle outside with