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bbf2
02-06-2002, 08:35 PM
1000th REPLY IN THIS THREAD.

TyRoss
02-06-2002, 08:37 PM
said Beast to the bewilderment

bbf2
02-06-2002, 08:48 PM
who wondered what he meant

TyRoss
02-07-2002, 08:21 AM
"1000 posts of what" wondered

bbf2
02-07-2002, 09:11 AM
Wolverine, who then became female

kryptonian_boy
02-07-2002, 01:49 PM
so he could fit into

bbf2
02-07-2002, 06:07 PM
the atmosphere at "Lesbian Lounge"

sky_boy16
02-07-2002, 06:40 PM
because the gay bar wasn't

bbf2
02-07-2002, 07:51 PM
serving Budweiser with little umbrellas

TyRoss
02-08-2002, 08:00 AM
which of course was his

bbf2
02-08-2002, 05:02 PM
secret fetish, with Q-Tips

TyRoss
02-08-2002, 07:22 PM
swirling in the miasma of

bbf2
02-08-2002, 07:36 PM
long words I don't understand

Nilade
02-09-2002, 03:24 AM
like "the" and "quotation" and

TyRoss
02-09-2002, 08:11 AM
tricaronethelyne. When all of a

kryptonian_boy
02-09-2002, 10:23 AM
sudden, there rose a clatter...

TyRoss
02-09-2002, 10:26 AM
Xavier sprang from his bed

kryptonian_boy
02-09-2002, 11:29 AM
to see what's the matter

bbf2
02-09-2002, 01:45 PM
he put on his stockings

Red eyes
02-09-2002, 05:43 PM
which let him fly to neverland

bbf2
02-09-2002, 06:14 PM
which has some killer strippers

Nilade
02-09-2002, 08:10 PM
and roast beef and ham

TyRoss
02-09-2002, 08:43 PM
when what to his wondering

bbf2
02-09-2002, 10:15 PM
the sun started exploding! Again!

beemanbone
02-09-2002, 10:28 PM
Believing he would die, he

TyRoss
02-10-2002, 07:28 AM
ducked under a bench. This

bbf2
02-10-2002, 12:42 PM
bench collapsed and killed him.

TyRoss
02-10-2002, 12:48 PM
Leaving the one and only

bbf2
02-10-2002, 12:50 PM
Whoopi Goldberg to avenge him

TyRoss
02-10-2002, 12:51 PM
she went with her super

bbf2
02-10-2002, 01:01 PM
powers, of Hollywood Squares fame

TyRoss
02-10-2002, 01:02 PM
the power to instantly turn

bbf2
02-11-2002, 12:11 AM
any old gameshow into crap

TyRoss
02-11-2002, 03:29 AM
So off she went to

bbf2
02-11-2002, 09:09 AM
kill Wolverine . . . see, on topic!

TyRoss
02-11-2002, 09:16 AM
But when she got there

bbf2
02-11-2002, 09:17 AM
He had already killed himself!

TyRoss
02-11-2002, 09:31 AM
With a large dose of

kryptonian_boy
02-11-2002, 09:44 AM
peanut butter and jelly extract

<small>[ 02-11-2002, 09:45 AM: Message edited by: kryptonian_boy ]</small>

moonwalker91885
02-11-2002, 08:47 PM
which clogged his bow movements

bbf2
02-11-2002, 09:08 PM
until the cows came home

Nilade
02-11-2002, 10:21 PM
and feasted on cheddar macroons

bbf2
02-11-2002, 10:33 PM
until the end of existence

TyRoss
02-12-2002, 04:48 AM
Which came when Rachel Summers

bbf2
02-12-2002, 10:57 AM
killed Sean Penn with pencils

kryptonian_boy
02-12-2002, 11:09 AM
Madonna bought to pierce his

bbf2
02-12-2002, 11:10 AM
extremely over-inflated ego. Later

kryptonian_boy
02-12-2002, 11:25 AM
Shadowcat was trying to cross

sky_boy16
02-12-2002, 05:32 PM
the street, but forgot to

TyRoss
02-12-2002, 06:09 PM
unphase causing several car crashes

kryptonian_boy
02-12-2002, 10:49 PM
including Wolverine's motorcycle, making him

bbf2
02-13-2002, 12:09 AM
the king of Aghanistani donkeys

kryptonian_boy
02-13-2002, 12:10 AM
so he went into business

bbf2
02-13-2002, 12:16 AM
selling candy to small children

kryptonian_boy
02-13-2002, 12:17 AM
with big-spending nectlectful moms

bbf2
02-13-2002, 01:49 AM
who give them lots of

kryptonian_boy
02-13-2002, 02:19 AM
sugar-loaded, cavity-building junk

Nilade
02-13-2002, 02:20 AM
trucks equipped with 40,000 jelly

bbf2
02-13-2002, 02:20 AM
donuts that send people to

kryptonian_boy
02-13-2002, 02:21 AM
states of sugar madness, like

bbf2
02-13-2002, 02:23 AM
Madness, but, well, with sugar.

kryptonian_boy
02-13-2002, 02:29 AM
Madness challenged Wolverine to fight,

TyRoss
02-13-2002, 04:52 AM
but Wolvie was already dead so

Danzig
02-13-2002, 05:01 AM
Madness fought anyway. He lost

bbf2
02-13-2002, 09:11 AM
to the corpse, in shame

moonwalker91885
02-13-2002, 02:22 PM
he wore a thong with..

TyRoss
02-13-2002, 03:35 PM
smiley faces around the edges.

Rogue
02-13-2002, 04:26 PM
Everyone looked around in horror..

sky_boy16
02-13-2002, 06:00 PM
thinking it was Wonder Woman's

Rogue
02-13-2002, 06:12 PM
Lasso of truth, but it

bbf2
02-13-2002, 08:38 PM
was actually a small rodent

moonwalker91885
02-13-2002, 08:55 PM
crawling in its own feces...

bbf2
02-13-2002, 08:57 PM
for all time, doomed forever

TyRoss
02-13-2002, 09:24 PM
to asking the question of

bbf2
02-13-2002, 09:29 PM
"Who wears short shorts?" Truly

TyRoss
02-14-2002, 07:53 AM
a question of the ages

Rogue
02-14-2002, 08:43 AM
which had never been answered..

kryptonian_boy
02-14-2002, 01:53 PM
although Beast thought he knew

Rogue
02-14-2002, 04:40 PM
he had always known that

<small>[ 02-14-2002, 04:41 PM: Message edited by: Rogue ]</small>

sky_boy16
02-14-2002, 04:58 PM
though he wore short underwear

Rogue
02-14-2002, 05:03 PM
he had always longed to

sergio
02-14-2002, 06:49 PM
take it off, and apply

Rogue
02-14-2002, 07:00 PM
Pam Cooking Spray all over..

bbf2
02-14-2002, 08:23 PM
while dancing "The Macerana" naked

TyRoss
02-15-2002, 10:29 AM
Of course none of this

kryptonian_boy
02-15-2002, 11:47 AM
could be seen on Conan

bbf2
02-15-2002, 12:22 PM
but Craig Kilborne accepted it

Rogue
02-15-2002, 01:38 PM
and stood drooling over that

bbf2
02-15-2002, 02:44 PM
because he's one messed up

TyRoss
02-15-2002, 03:33 PM
puppy. Meggan went to America

bbf2
02-15-2002, 03:33 PM
to find an evil cow

kryptonian_boy
02-15-2002, 10:37 PM
that produced evil milk, to

bbf2
02-16-2002, 12:56 AM
make evil chocolate milk, of

kryptonian_boy
02-16-2002, 07:23 AM
magnesia, to give "the runs"...

TyRoss
02-16-2002, 08:29 AM
to boys and girls around

sky_boy16
02-16-2002, 09:46 AM
Chuck E Cheeses, but failed

bbf2
02-16-2002, 10:35 AM
to get his true love

TyRoss
02-16-2002, 01:02 PM
Esmerelda from the Hunchback of

bbf2
02-16-2002, 01:06 PM
Harlem. "Bling, bling, sanctuary! Wazzup!"

kryptonian_boy
02-16-2002, 05:52 PM
Quasi-mofo was a tragic figure...

Rogue
02-16-2002, 06:09 PM
he lived in the projects

kryptonian_boy
02-16-2002, 07:03 PM
there weren't bells to ring...

bbf2
02-16-2002, 07:08 PM
but there were ghetto booties

kryptonian_boy
02-16-2002, 07:14 PM
and boom boxes, evil music

bbf2
02-16-2002, 07:24 PM
and lots of pimp homies

kryptonian_boy
02-16-2002, 07:39 PM
who wanted Storm. "Yo, baby...

kryptonian_boy
02-16-2002, 09:02 PM
'howz about you show me'..

Rogue
02-16-2002, 09:08 PM
"some skin." Storm turned around

bbf2
02-16-2002, 10:04 PM
and slapped them all, quickly

kryptonian_boy
02-16-2002, 10:12 PM
with lightning bolts. Rogue laughed

bbf2
02-16-2002, 10:13 PM
and had a heart attack

kryptonian_boy
02-16-2002, 10:14 PM
and Gambit attempted CPR, but

bbf2
02-16-2002, 10:16 PM
used his tongue too much

kryptonian_boy
02-16-2002, 10:22 PM
and Rogue accidently blew up

bbf2
02-16-2002, 10:27 PM
the Oklahome State bridge, with

kryptonian_boy
02-16-2002, 10:33 PM
the ace of spades. Longshot

bbf2
02-16-2002, 10:37 PM
had a very long shot

kryptonian_boy
02-16-2002, 10:45 PM
jumping from that bridge when

bbf2
02-16-2002, 10:45 PM
the world was just beginning

kryptonian_boy
02-16-2002, 10:46 PM
to listen to Puff Daddy.

bbf2
02-16-2002, 10:48 PM
A time yet to come.

kryptonian_boy
02-16-2002, 10:55 PM
Jubilee wanted to meet J-Lo,

bbf2
02-16-2002, 11:14 PM
so she could learn funk

Knerys
02-16-2002, 11:25 PM
and impress Wolverine with her

bbf2
02-16-2002, 11:33 PM
mad J. Lo dancing abilities

Rogue
02-17-2002, 03:00 AM
Meanwhile, Iceman was slowy looking

kryptonian_boy
02-17-2002, 08:18 AM
in the box of Sugar Smacks

sky_boy16
02-17-2002, 09:07 AM
but realized his prize wasn't

<small>[ 02-17-2002, 09:08 AM: Message edited by: sky_boy16 ]</small>

kryptonian_boy
02-17-2002, 09:12 AM
(Sorry, Ty. Too late this time.)

in the box. He wanted

bbf2
02-17-2002, 10:56 AM
to learn the world's way

Rogue
02-17-2002, 12:25 PM
to make people do what

bbf2
02-17-2002, 12:27 PM
they want to do, always

Rogue
02-17-2002, 12:41 PM
and forever. The people had

bbf2
02-17-2002, 12:41 PM
spoken. It's time to go.

TyRoss
02-17-2002, 01:14 PM
and change the world in

Superman
02-17-2002, 03:37 PM
to a giant brothel with

TyRoss
02-17-2002, 04:16 PM
many giant hampsters running about

sergio
02-17-2002, 05:11 PM
doing the famed "hampster dance"

sky_boy16
02-17-2002, 05:33 PM
in front of Britney Spears

beemanbone
02-17-2002, 05:49 PM
and her famous plastic surgeon

Rogue
02-17-2002, 06:09 PM
told her that her silicone

TyRoss
02-17-2002, 07:45 PM
would explode in twenty seconds

bbf2
02-17-2002, 07:56 PM
if she did not comply

moonwalker91885
02-17-2002, 07:57 PM
Killing many innocent children everywhere! :D

sergio
02-17-2002, 11:14 PM
That set off Spideys spider sense

bbf2
02-17-2002, 11:54 PM
somehow, despite the fact this

TyRoss
02-18-2002, 10:42 AM
is an X-Men story. So

kryptonian_boy
02-18-2002, 11:03 AM
when Johnny and Ben stopped

bbf2
02-18-2002, 11:26 AM
Lex Luther and Red Skull

kryptonian_boy
02-18-2002, 11:28 AM
escaped Batman and Robin, to

TyRoss
02-18-2002, 11:29 AM
start a major crossover story

bbf2: That was six.

<small>[ 02-18-2002, 11:32 AM: Message edited by: bbf2 ]</small>

bbf2
02-18-2002, 11:32 AM
called "Flintstones meet the Jetsons!"

TyRoss
02-18-2002, 01:43 PM
In which our heroes travel

(sorry about that thanks for the edit)

bbf2
02-18-2002, 02:47 PM
through time, to stop Napoleon

sergio
02-18-2002, 08:50 PM
(and Spider-Man) from sneaking...

TyRoss
02-18-2002, 08:50 PM
from taking over the city

kryptonian_boy
02-19-2002, 08:40 AM
(Sorry, Ty, you just missed it)

all croissants out of Paris

bbf2
02-19-2002, 09:05 AM
for the last time, ever

Rogue
02-19-2002, 10:27 AM
They defended their food as

kryptonian_boy
02-19-2002, 10:28 AM
Blob was hoarding most of

TyRoss
02-19-2002, 05:12 PM
the twinkies in existance for

beemanbone
02-19-2002, 06:05 PM
Kristy Swanson's evil plan to

Rogue
02-19-2002, 06:25 PM
kidnap TyRoss and force him

TyRoss
02-19-2002, 06:28 PM
to become her love slave

Rogue
02-19-2002, 06:30 PM
but Ty's wife busted in

TyRoss
02-19-2002, 06:34 PM
and he was faced with

kryptonian_boy
02-19-2002, 07:07 PM
the rolling pin of doom.

sky_boy16
02-19-2002, 07:14 PM
She killed him with it

bbf2
02-19-2002, 08:09 PM
It bounced off his corpse

Rogue
02-19-2002, 10:59 PM
with such incredible force that

bbf2
02-19-2002, 11:40 PM
a tidal wave crashed into

TyRoss
02-20-2002, 08:13 AM
Ohio. No easy task for

bbf2
02-20-2002, 08:54 AM
Xavier to stop, so he

beemanbone
02-20-2002, 12:37 PM
gave up and went jogging

moonwalker91885
02-20-2002, 01:57 PM
with his buddys from AA...

Rogue
02-20-2002, 04:05 PM
and they ended up at

moonwalker91885
02-20-2002, 08:45 PM
Hooters where magneto was wearing

Rogue
02-20-2002, 08:57 PM
nothing but a little orange

bbf2
02-20-2002, 09:24 PM
ascot on his head and

Rogue
02-20-2002, 09:33 PM
and a big smile, he

bbf2
02-20-2002, 10:42 PM
wonders why there's two "ands"

Rogue
02-20-2002, 11:27 PM
he reaches the conclusion that

Link
02-20-2002, 11:44 PM
the 60's is not over.

bbf2
02-21-2002, 12:05 AM
Now let's all get high!

beemanbone
02-21-2002, 12:15 AM
,said Gambit. Beast then smoked

TyRoss
02-21-2002, 08:26 AM
which was weird because he

sky_boy16
02-21-2002, 04:26 PM
It caught in fur on

Rogue
02-21-2002, 05:17 PM
fire. He jumped around yelling

TyRoss
02-21-2002, 06:05 PM
"ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch"

bbf2
02-21-2002, 07:47 PM
"My fur is burning off!"

Rogue
02-21-2002, 09:52 PM
So Cyclops ran over and

bbf2
02-21-2002, 10:08 PM
optic blasted him, hoping it

TyRoss
02-22-2002, 08:55 AM
would shut him up, but

bbf2
02-22-2002, 08:55 AM
it only made him scream

beemanbone
02-22-2002, 03:28 PM
, "Jubilee farts when she sleeps!"

sky_boy16
02-22-2002, 04:48 PM
said Rogue holding her nose

bbf2
02-22-2002, 05:46 PM
and killing several people rapidly

TyRoss
02-22-2002, 06:34 PM
with her sidekick Listerine who

bbf2
02-22-2002, 07:55 PM
helps people wash their mouths

beemanbone
02-22-2002, 08:07 PM
and have fresh breath longer

TyRoss
02-22-2002, 08:36 PM
with germ killing action. This

bbf2
02-22-2002, 08:57 PM
was the last straw for

beemanbone
02-22-2002, 09:03 PM
Plaque Man. He had enough

bbf2
02-22-2002, 09:37 PM
of those damned dentists, always

beemanbone
02-22-2002, 09:43 PM
drilling and filling. He and

TyRoss
02-23-2002, 08:10 AM
his robot partner Cavatron went

bbf2
02-23-2002, 01:15 PM
to Colombia, getting high off

TyRoss
02-23-2002, 01:16 PM
the coast of Puerto Rico

bbf2
02-23-2002, 01:19 PM
and selling themselves to Panama

beemanbone
02-23-2002, 01:29 PM
in return for steak sauce

TyRoss
02-23-2002, 01:30 PM
and marmalade. They went deep

beemanbone
02-23-2002, 01:36 PM
into the Panama Canal, looking

TyRoss
02-23-2002, 01:37 PM
for the lost city of

beemanbone
02-23-2002, 01:40 PM
Kristy Swanson clones who were

TyRoss
02-23-2002, 01:41 PM
busy makng TyRoss thier king.

Rogue
02-23-2002, 04:13 PM
He was so happy that

bbf2
02-23-2002, 06:15 PM
he suddenly became a homosexual

beemanbone
02-23-2002, 07:17 PM
and went directly to the

TyRoss
02-24-2002, 07:24 AM
rehab clinic. Then back to

mvnorton
02-24-2002, 08:48 AM
Kristy Swanson's boudoir, when the

sky_boy16
02-24-2002, 09:19 AM
men encountered him, he accecpted

TyRoss
02-24-2002, 11:39 AM
their offer of taking Kristy

bbf2
02-24-2002, 11:49 AM
jokingly, then took the men.

TyRoss
02-24-2002, 12:00 PM
and shot them. Meanwhile Gambit

mvnorton
02-24-2002, 12:12 PM
said Rogue made Kristy ugly

Rogue
02-24-2002, 12:41 PM
costumes to wear when dancing

bbf2
02-24-2002, 12:51 PM
to the rap music of

mvnorton
02-24-2002, 12:52 PM
Vanilla Ice. As TyRoss prepared

<small>[ 02-24-2002, 12:54 PM: Message edited by: Bigfoot ]</small>

bbf2
02-24-2002, 12:58 PM
to get shot by Bob

beemanbone
02-24-2002, 07:23 PM
he called up some strippers

Rogue
02-24-2002, 07:38 PM
and told them to bring

beemanbone
02-24-2002, 07:39 PM
some hookers and their pimps

bbf2
02-24-2002, 07:43 PM
but instead they brought clowns

Rogue
02-24-2002, 07:49 PM
and the midget named Louie

bbf2
02-24-2002, 07:54 PM
to the birthday party of

beemanbone
02-24-2002, 07:58 PM
Wayne Newton and Clint Eastwood

bbf2
02-24-2002, 08:00 PM
who celebrate it together because

TyRoss
02-25-2002, 08:35 AM
Its just plain easier. Forge

bbf2
02-25-2002, 09:05 AM
forged a forge for Ford

TyRoss
02-25-2002, 10:17 AM
Harrison Ford that is. He

sky_boy16
02-25-2002, 11:34 AM
killed Jim Carry after he

mvnorton
02-25-2002, 01:55 PM
showed Ford his butt, and

Rogue
02-25-2002, 07:03 PM
the Ford executives went blind

TyRoss
02-25-2002, 10:19 PM
and crossed a ford to

bbf2
02-25-2002, 10:31 PM
summon their lord and master,

TyRoss
02-26-2002, 10:10 AM
Mr. Whiffle. With his sidekicks,

mvnorton
02-26-2002, 11:10 AM
Heckle and Jeckle. Those birds

Superman
02-26-2002, 11:24 AM
Are really pecking Wayne Newton

beemanbone
02-26-2002, 06:22 PM
in the gonads. Beast threw

Rogue
02-26-2002, 07:07 PM
Heckle and Jeckle outside with