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1000th REPLY IN THIS THREAD.
TyRoss
02-06-2002, 07:37 PM
said Beast to the bewilderment
who wondered what he meant
TyRoss
02-07-2002, 07:21 AM
"1000 posts of what" wondered
Wolverine, who then became female
kryptonian_boy
02-07-2002, 12:49 PM
so he could fit into
the atmosphere at "Lesbian Lounge"
sky_boy16
02-07-2002, 05:40 PM
because the gay bar wasn't
serving Budweiser with little umbrellas
TyRoss
02-08-2002, 07:00 AM
which of course was his
secret fetish, with Q-Tips
TyRoss
02-08-2002, 06:22 PM
swirling in the miasma of
long words I don't understand
Nilade
02-09-2002, 02:24 AM
like "the" and "quotation" and
TyRoss
02-09-2002, 07:11 AM
tricaronethelyne. When all of a
kryptonian_boy
02-09-2002, 09:23 AM
sudden, there rose a clatter...
TyRoss
02-09-2002, 09:26 AM
Xavier sprang from his bed
kryptonian_boy
02-09-2002, 10:29 AM
to see what's the matter
Red eyes
02-09-2002, 04:43 PM
which let him fly to neverland
which has some killer strippers
Nilade
02-09-2002, 07:10 PM
and roast beef and ham
TyRoss
02-09-2002, 07:43 PM
when what to his wondering
the sun started exploding! Again!
beemanbone
02-09-2002, 09:28 PM
Believing he would die, he
TyRoss
02-10-2002, 06:28 AM
ducked under a bench. This
bench collapsed and killed him.
TyRoss
02-10-2002, 11:48 AM
Leaving the one and only
Whoopi Goldberg to avenge him
TyRoss
02-10-2002, 11:51 AM
she went with her super
powers, of Hollywood Squares fame
TyRoss
02-10-2002, 12:02 PM
the power to instantly turn
any old gameshow into crap
TyRoss
02-11-2002, 02:29 AM
So off she went to
kill Wolverine . . . see, on topic!
TyRoss
02-11-2002, 08:16 AM
But when she got there
He had already killed himself!
TyRoss
02-11-2002, 08:31 AM
With a large dose of
kryptonian_boy
02-11-2002, 08:44 AM
peanut butter and jelly extract
<small>[ 02-11-2002, 09:45 AM: Message edited by: kryptonian_boy ]</small>
moonwalker91885
02-11-2002, 07:47 PM
which clogged his bow movements
Nilade
02-11-2002, 09:21 PM
and feasted on cheddar macroons
until the end of existence
TyRoss
02-12-2002, 03:48 AM
Which came when Rachel Summers
killed Sean Penn with pencils
kryptonian_boy
02-12-2002, 10:09 AM
Madonna bought to pierce his
extremely over-inflated ego. Later
kryptonian_boy
02-12-2002, 10:25 AM
Shadowcat was trying to cross
sky_boy16
02-12-2002, 04:32 PM
the street, but forgot to
TyRoss
02-12-2002, 05:09 PM
unphase causing several car crashes
kryptonian_boy
02-12-2002, 09:49 PM
including Wolverine's motorcycle, making him
the king of Aghanistani donkeys
kryptonian_boy
02-12-2002, 11:10 PM
so he went into business
selling candy to small children
kryptonian_boy
02-12-2002, 11:17 PM
with big-spending nectlectful moms
kryptonian_boy
02-13-2002, 01:19 AM
sugar-loaded, cavity-building junk
Nilade
02-13-2002, 01:20 AM
trucks equipped with 40,000 jelly
donuts that send people to
kryptonian_boy
02-13-2002, 01:21 AM
states of sugar madness, like
Madness, but, well, with sugar.
kryptonian_boy
02-13-2002, 01:29 AM
Madness challenged Wolverine to fight,
TyRoss
02-13-2002, 03:52 AM
but Wolvie was already dead so
Danzig
02-13-2002, 04:01 AM
Madness fought anyway. He lost
moonwalker91885
02-13-2002, 01:22 PM
he wore a thong with..
TyRoss
02-13-2002, 02:35 PM
smiley faces around the edges.
Rogue
02-13-2002, 03:26 PM
Everyone looked around in horror..
sky_boy16
02-13-2002, 05:00 PM
thinking it was Wonder Woman's
Rogue
02-13-2002, 05:12 PM
Lasso of truth, but it
was actually a small rodent
moonwalker91885
02-13-2002, 07:55 PM
crawling in its own feces...
for all time, doomed forever
TyRoss
02-13-2002, 08:24 PM
to asking the question of
"Who wears short shorts?" Truly
TyRoss
02-14-2002, 06:53 AM
a question of the ages
Rogue
02-14-2002, 07:43 AM
which had never been answered..
kryptonian_boy
02-14-2002, 12:53 PM
although Beast thought he knew
Rogue
02-14-2002, 03:40 PM
he had always known that
<small>[ 02-14-2002, 04:41 PM: Message edited by: Rogue ]</small>
sky_boy16
02-14-2002, 03:58 PM
though he wore short underwear
Rogue
02-14-2002, 04:03 PM
he had always longed to
sergio
02-14-2002, 05:49 PM
take it off, and apply
Rogue
02-14-2002, 06:00 PM
Pam Cooking Spray all over..
while dancing "The Macerana" naked
TyRoss
02-15-2002, 09:29 AM
Of course none of this
kryptonian_boy
02-15-2002, 10:47 AM
could be seen on Conan
but Craig Kilborne accepted it
Rogue
02-15-2002, 12:38 PM
and stood drooling over that
because he's one messed up
TyRoss
02-15-2002, 02:33 PM
puppy. Meggan went to America
kryptonian_boy
02-15-2002, 09:37 PM
that produced evil milk, to
make evil chocolate milk, of
kryptonian_boy
02-16-2002, 06:23 AM
magnesia, to give "the runs"...
TyRoss
02-16-2002, 07:29 AM
to boys and girls around
sky_boy16
02-16-2002, 08:46 AM
Chuck E Cheeses, but failed
TyRoss
02-16-2002, 12:02 PM
Esmerelda from the Hunchback of
Harlem. "Bling, bling, sanctuary! Wazzup!"
kryptonian_boy
02-16-2002, 04:52 PM
Quasi-mofo was a tragic figure...
Rogue
02-16-2002, 05:09 PM
he lived in the projects
kryptonian_boy
02-16-2002, 06:03 PM
there weren't bells to ring...
but there were ghetto booties
kryptonian_boy
02-16-2002, 06:14 PM
and boom boxes, evil music
kryptonian_boy
02-16-2002, 06:39 PM
who wanted Storm. "Yo, baby...
kryptonian_boy
02-16-2002, 08:02 PM
'howz about you show me'..
Rogue
02-16-2002, 08:08 PM
"some skin." Storm turned around
and slapped them all, quickly
kryptonian_boy
02-16-2002, 09:12 PM
with lightning bolts. Rogue laughed
kryptonian_boy
02-16-2002, 09:14 PM
and Gambit attempted CPR, but
kryptonian_boy
02-16-2002, 09:22 PM
and Rogue accidently blew up
the Oklahome State bridge, with
kryptonian_boy
02-16-2002, 09:33 PM
the ace of spades. Longshot
kryptonian_boy
02-16-2002, 09:45 PM
jumping from that bridge when
the world was just beginning
kryptonian_boy
02-16-2002, 09:46 PM
to listen to Puff Daddy.
kryptonian_boy
02-16-2002, 09:55 PM
Jubilee wanted to meet J-Lo,
Knerys
02-16-2002, 10:25 PM
and impress Wolverine with her
mad J. Lo dancing abilities
Rogue
02-17-2002, 02:00 AM
Meanwhile, Iceman was slowy looking
kryptonian_boy
02-17-2002, 07:18 AM
in the box of Sugar Smacks
sky_boy16
02-17-2002, 08:07 AM
but realized his prize wasn't
<small>[ 02-17-2002, 09:08 AM: Message edited by: sky_boy16 ]</small>
kryptonian_boy
02-17-2002, 08:12 AM
(Sorry, Ty. Too late this time.)
in the box. He wanted
Rogue
02-17-2002, 11:25 AM
to make people do what
Rogue
02-17-2002, 11:41 AM
and forever. The people had
TyRoss
02-17-2002, 12:14 PM
and change the world in
Superman
02-17-2002, 02:37 PM
to a giant brothel with
TyRoss
02-17-2002, 03:16 PM
many giant hampsters running about
sergio
02-17-2002, 04:11 PM
doing the famed "hampster dance"
sky_boy16
02-17-2002, 04:33 PM
in front of Britney Spears
beemanbone
02-17-2002, 04:49 PM
and her famous plastic surgeon
Rogue
02-17-2002, 05:09 PM
told her that her silicone
TyRoss
02-17-2002, 06:45 PM
would explode in twenty seconds
moonwalker91885
02-17-2002, 06:57 PM
Killing many innocent children everywhere! :D
sergio
02-17-2002, 10:14 PM
That set off Spideys spider sense
somehow, despite the fact this
TyRoss
02-18-2002, 09:42 AM
is an X-Men story. So
kryptonian_boy
02-18-2002, 10:03 AM
when Johnny and Ben stopped
kryptonian_boy
02-18-2002, 10:28 AM
escaped Batman and Robin, to
TyRoss
02-18-2002, 10:29 AM
start a major crossover story
bbf2: That was six.
<small>[ 02-18-2002, 11:32 AM: Message edited by: bbf2 ]</small>
called "Flintstones meet the Jetsons!"
TyRoss
02-18-2002, 12:43 PM
In which our heroes travel
(sorry about that thanks for the edit)
through time, to stop Napoleon
sergio
02-18-2002, 07:50 PM
(and Spider-Man) from sneaking...
TyRoss
02-18-2002, 07:50 PM
from taking over the city
kryptonian_boy
02-19-2002, 07:40 AM
(Sorry, Ty, you just missed it)
all croissants out of Paris
Rogue
02-19-2002, 09:27 AM
They defended their food as
kryptonian_boy
02-19-2002, 09:28 AM
Blob was hoarding most of
TyRoss
02-19-2002, 04:12 PM
the twinkies in existance for
beemanbone
02-19-2002, 05:05 PM
Kristy Swanson's evil plan to
Rogue
02-19-2002, 05:25 PM
kidnap TyRoss and force him
TyRoss
02-19-2002, 05:28 PM
to become her love slave
Rogue
02-19-2002, 05:30 PM
but Ty's wife busted in
TyRoss
02-19-2002, 05:34 PM
and he was faced with
kryptonian_boy
02-19-2002, 06:07 PM
the rolling pin of doom.
sky_boy16
02-19-2002, 06:14 PM
She killed him with it
It bounced off his corpse
Rogue
02-19-2002, 09:59 PM
with such incredible force that
a tidal wave crashed into
TyRoss
02-20-2002, 07:13 AM
Ohio. No easy task for
beemanbone
02-20-2002, 11:37 AM
gave up and went jogging
moonwalker91885
02-20-2002, 12:57 PM
with his buddys from AA...
Rogue
02-20-2002, 03:05 PM
and they ended up at
moonwalker91885
02-20-2002, 07:45 PM
Hooters where magneto was wearing
Rogue
02-20-2002, 07:57 PM
nothing but a little orange
Rogue
02-20-2002, 08:33 PM
and a big smile, he
wonders why there's two "ands"
Rogue
02-20-2002, 10:27 PM
he reaches the conclusion that
beemanbone
02-20-2002, 11:15 PM
,said Gambit. Beast then smoked
TyRoss
02-21-2002, 07:26 AM
which was weird because he
sky_boy16
02-21-2002, 03:26 PM
It caught in fur on
Rogue
02-21-2002, 04:17 PM
fire. He jumped around yelling
TyRoss
02-21-2002, 05:05 PM
"ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch"
Rogue
02-21-2002, 08:52 PM
So Cyclops ran over and
optic blasted him, hoping it
TyRoss
02-22-2002, 07:55 AM
would shut him up, but
beemanbone
02-22-2002, 02:28 PM
, "Jubilee farts when she sleeps!"
sky_boy16
02-22-2002, 03:48 PM
said Rogue holding her nose
and killing several people rapidly
TyRoss
02-22-2002, 05:34 PM
with her sidekick Listerine who
helps people wash their mouths
beemanbone
02-22-2002, 07:07 PM
and have fresh breath longer
TyRoss
02-22-2002, 07:36 PM
with germ killing action. This
beemanbone
02-22-2002, 08:03 PM
Plaque Man. He had enough
of those damned dentists, always
beemanbone
02-22-2002, 08:43 PM
drilling and filling. He and
TyRoss
02-23-2002, 07:10 AM
his robot partner Cavatron went
to Colombia, getting high off
TyRoss
02-23-2002, 12:16 PM
the coast of Puerto Rico
and selling themselves to Panama
beemanbone
02-23-2002, 12:29 PM
in return for steak sauce
TyRoss
02-23-2002, 12:30 PM
and marmalade. They went deep
beemanbone
02-23-2002, 12:36 PM
into the Panama Canal, looking
TyRoss
02-23-2002, 12:37 PM
for the lost city of
beemanbone
02-23-2002, 12:40 PM
Kristy Swanson clones who were
TyRoss
02-23-2002, 12:41 PM
busy makng TyRoss thier king.
Rogue
02-23-2002, 03:13 PM
He was so happy that
he suddenly became a homosexual
beemanbone
02-23-2002, 06:17 PM
and went directly to the
TyRoss
02-24-2002, 06:24 AM
rehab clinic. Then back to
mvnorton
02-24-2002, 07:48 AM
Kristy Swanson's boudoir, when the
sky_boy16
02-24-2002, 08:19 AM
men encountered him, he accecpted
TyRoss
02-24-2002, 10:39 AM
their offer of taking Kristy
jokingly, then took the men.
TyRoss
02-24-2002, 11:00 AM
and shot them. Meanwhile Gambit
mvnorton
02-24-2002, 11:12 AM
said Rogue made Kristy ugly
Rogue
02-24-2002, 11:41 AM
costumes to wear when dancing
mvnorton
02-24-2002, 11:52 AM
Vanilla Ice. As TyRoss prepared
<small>[ 02-24-2002, 12:54 PM: Message edited by: Bigfoot ]</small>
beemanbone
02-24-2002, 06:23 PM
he called up some strippers
Rogue
02-24-2002, 06:38 PM
and told them to bring
beemanbone
02-24-2002, 06:39 PM
some hookers and their pimps
but instead they brought clowns
Rogue
02-24-2002, 06:49 PM
and the midget named Louie
beemanbone
02-24-2002, 06:58 PM
Wayne Newton and Clint Eastwood
who celebrate it together because
TyRoss
02-25-2002, 07:35 AM
Its just plain easier. Forge
TyRoss
02-25-2002, 09:17 AM
Harrison Ford that is. He
sky_boy16
02-25-2002, 10:34 AM
killed Jim Carry after he
mvnorton
02-25-2002, 12:55 PM
showed Ford his butt, and
Rogue
02-25-2002, 06:03 PM
the Ford executives went blind
TyRoss
02-25-2002, 09:19 PM
and crossed a ford to
summon their lord and master,
TyRoss
02-26-2002, 09:10 AM
Mr. Whiffle. With his sidekicks,
mvnorton
02-26-2002, 10:10 AM
Heckle and Jeckle. Those birds
Superman
02-26-2002, 10:24 AM
Are really pecking Wayne Newton
beemanbone
02-26-2002, 05:22 PM
in the gonads. Beast threw
Rogue
02-26-2002, 06:07 PM
Heckle and Jeckle outside with
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