X-Men 5 word story game!

[TyRoss]

because Wolverine killed them all

[bbf2]

with a bowl of Trix

[Agent_87]

That sneaky bastard. Jubilee and

[TyRoss]

Frizzo went to the circus

[Frizzo the Clown]

becuase the midgets owed him

[Superman]

The dead lawyers he killed

[Nilade]

reminded him of LOTR because

[Agent_87]

they never made much sence

[bbf2]

and called him "sir" constantly

[Nilade]

while dancing the Lambada and

[Frizzo the Clown]

pouring pudding into his pants.

[bbf2]

Cyclops's eyes turned into gold

[Frizzo the Clown]

capped-teeth, because he's a rapper.

[Agent_87]

named, Golden eyes. His crew.....

[Superman]

Included Urkel, and Ron Howard.

[Nilade]

and Frizzo. They were called

[Frizzo the Clown]

Loserz With Attitude. Their single,

[Doomsday]

came with pencils and strawberries

[Agent_87]

for all to enjoy. Cyclops

[Nilade]

liked to breakdance and sometimes

[NorthAmX15]

say, "We gonna git down!"

[bbf2]

His lover was M.C. Hammer

[Agent_87]

Who had erection difficulties.... so

[NorthAmX15]

he dated Hugh Jackman, who

[Nilade]

was a backup dancer for

[bbf2]

"Ricky Martin's Uber Love Crew"

[Doomsday]

which was performed at parties

[Agent_87]

You Know What I Mean!!!!! ;)

[bbf2]

Actually, no I do not

[NorthAmX15]

but Richard Simmons does. So

[Nilade]

many people witnessed the great

[sky_boy16]

"Sweating to the Oldies" bun

[Nilade]

inflation that the X-Men had

[bbf2]

when the ratings were down

[Nilade]

in China. Strange that all

[TyRoss]

this was really a plot

[Nilade]

in a cemetery. Buried there

[NorthAmX15]

was Nightcrawler's Pauly Shore poster

[RebeccaS]

and his Pamela Anderson blow up doll.

[Agent_87]

Both with holes cut in........

[bbf2]

their eyes, turning them evil.

[Superman]

Xavier greased himself with crisco

[bbf2]

and suddenly burst into flames

[Nilade]

inspiring the "Flaming Xavier". Moe

[Link]

took out his trusty shotgun

[TyRoss]

and went back to his

[Agent_87]

waiting taxi. Where Jubilee, was

[Madness]

waiting all hot and bothered.

[Superman]

Colossus streaked in a playground

[TyRoss]

but he wasn't anatomicly correct.

[Madness]

The kids saw this and

[Agent_87]

ran for the hills. Madness............

[Madness]

was busy re-orginizing his axe

[Nilade]

to cut the cheese so

[Madness]

he could be the life

[TyRoss]

or even the half-life.

[Agent_87]

Out of Jbond. Cyclops didn't

[Nilade]

like to dress up like

[Superman]

Yul Brenner, but Xavier commanded

[Frizzo the Clown]

him to, so Cyclops shaved

[Superman]

"His boys," and Xavier giggled

[sky_boy16]

because he had 2 twins

[Nilade]

tatooed on his bum. Meanwhile,

[sky_boy16]

Rogue dyed her White Streak

[TyRoss]

turquoise. This inspired Beast to

[Doomsday]

eat moldy candle cheese wax

[sky_boy16]

and kiss Storm so he

[Frizzo the Clown]

stalked her day and night

[TyRoss]

when finally his opportunity arrived

[Agent_87]

to see her nude, he....

[Doomsday]

wet himself and ran away

[Frizzo the Clown]

after soiling his new pants

[NorthAmX15]

and letting them get crusty,

[Nilade]

and chewy. "Yummy, Yum!" said

[moonwalker91885]

"Someone!,spray me with the"

[Doomsday]

bottle of blue dog pee

[TyRoss]

Meanwhile back in Genosha, Havok

[Agent_87]

was rolling a........ "Hey!" yelled....

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[moonwalker91885]

Banshee,who was bathing in...

[sky_boy16]

Spider Man's suit, so he

[Doomsday]

said, "I got no legs"

[moonwalker91885]

Then Parker who was naked..

[bbf2]

had to wear MJ's nightgown

[Doomsday]

which was covered in jelly

[bbf2]

beans from the planet Mars

[TyRoss]

"Get back to your own

[sky_boy16]

pimp" cried Banshee as he

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[Frizzo the Clown]

read the New York Times.

[moonwalker91885]

Wolverine then popped his claws..

[TyRoss]

out of their sockets and

[moonwalker91885]

Did a Hawaiian dance to...

[TyRoss]

some tune from the Muppets.

[Nilade]

performed by M.C. Hammer. Suddenly

[Agent_87]

there was a terrible roar

[Nilade]

and a lion flew from

[Superman]

A Sentinel's ass, killing twenty

[Nilade]

dollar bills Y'all. Just then

[Doomsday]

Rogue came on to Storm

[TyRoss]

(this sentance censored use imagination)

[bbf2]

and they turned into octupi

[moonwalker91885]

a creation by Shadow King....

[Agent_87]

A sexual fantasy of his!

[Doomsday]

Meanwhile, Wolverine ate moose feces

[TyRoss]

mutant moose feces actually. From

[Nilade]

Uranus came an alien named

[Agent_87]

Dildo......... a real big "tool"

[sky_boy16]

that Jubilee like to use.

[TyRoss]

to fix Cyclops' ball bearings.

[Doomsday]

On his Barbie Roller Blades

[Agent_87]

Jubille often used Dildo in

[moonwalker91885]

working in the garden.Suddenly..

[bbf2]

Magneto turned into a panda

[moonwalker91885]

that liked playing in feces...

[Knerys]

His paintings were most intriging...

[sky_boy16]

which made collosus mad so

[moonwalker91885]

that he began to rampage...

[Nilade]

through K-Mart looking for specials

[TyRoss]

on armour all. Polaris came

[Frizzo the Clown]

home from the tanning salon,

[bbf2]

but then became evil. Joe

[TyRoss]

Dirt transformed her with his

[Agent_87]

Mullet of Shame... it scared

[sky_boy16]

the little kids because of

[moonwalker91885]

the way it made noises..

[moonwalker91885]

the way it made noises..

[TyRoss]

her evil looking booty. So

[bbf2]

then, she decided to subtract

[moonwalker91885]

Beast loved numbers,he helped..

[bbf2]

water the garden with salt

[NorthAmX15]

and hydrochloric acid, killing the

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[Nilade]

women and children first, then

[bbf2]

killing all the CS posters

[Frizzo the Clown]

except for Frizzo the Clown

[TyRoss]

who ressurected all of them.

[moonwalker91885]

Then Wolverine killed many villians...

[bbf2]

among them, the comedian Sinbad

[Doomsday]

and retard guy Carrot-Top

[bbf2]

both of who were demons

[Doomsday]

and are now eaten up

[sky_boy16]

by the pilsberry Dough Boy

[ 01-08-2002: Message edited by: sky_boy16 ]</p>

[Doomsday]

who has also been killed

[moonwalker91885]

by Wolverine.Xavier farted telopathically... :eek:

[sky_boy16]

Killing Jean Grey and Cyclops

[NorthAmX15]

"Pheww!" Colossus said, "I gotta

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[TyRoss]

get that guy some beano

[Agent_87]

And off he went. JBond.....................

[NorthAmX15]

said, "Like my purple panties?"

[TyRoss]

"Jean?" Jean promptly used her

[moonwalker91885]

whip and beat the hell...

[Nilade]

out of eggs. She then

[Frizzo the Clown]

tried to make a quiche

[moonwalker91885]

but failed.Xavier and Elton John... <img src="confused.gif" border="0">

[Godzilla]

[quote]Originally posted by smith:
<strong>but failed.Xavier and Elton John... :confused: </strong><hr></blockquote>

That was 6 words, damnit!

[moonwalker91885]

Give me a break,Damnit!
( theres 5 words for ya! ) :rolleyes:

[Godzilla]

[quote]Originally posted by smith:
<strong>Give me a break,Damnit!
( theres 5 words for ya! ) :rolleyes: </strong><hr></blockquote>

That's a lot better...damnit!

[Knerys]

And after that brief intermission

[Agent_87]

87 grabs hold of Jubilee's....

[TyRoss]

sunglasses and yells "These are

[Nilade]

why I tatooed Wolverine on

[bbf2]

to his car. He's stuck.

[moonwalker91885]

Xavier starred in a movie...

[Frizzo the Clown]

with Frizzo's midgets. They filmed

[Godzilla]

a porno that was called

[The Enforcer]

Miss Rogue meets Mr. Cyclops

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[TyRoss]

Which was wierd because neither

[Knerys]

could act well, oh wait

[The Enforcer]

it is not acting if...

[Frizzo the Clown]

you use marshmallows as props

[TyRoss]

so said the guru of

[The Enforcer]

Nehru, the King of Zing

[Godzilla]

Woo Hoo! He's Joe Dirt!

[sky_boy16]

he's my brother said cyclops

[Godzilla]

"He found a space peanut!"

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0245686/jd_CT3885.jpg

[moonwalker91885]

which gave the Blob gas.... :(

[Godzilla]

he farted space peanuts everywhere.

[The Enforcer]

"Quick a towel!", said Cyclops

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[Godzilla]

I got peanut butter on...

[The Enforcer]

on my chocolate, damn it!


(old reeses commercial)

[TyRoss]

And I got chocolate on

[NorthAmX15]

my wocket in my pocket

[bbf2]

which turned into a rocket

[The Enforcer]

Wocket? Or just glad to...

[Frizzo the Clown]

see me?" asked Jean Grey.

[Knerys]

She turned to Wolverine and

[The Enforcer]

said: Let's give him a

[bbf2]

year's supply of frozen pudding

[Nilade]

"That's not pudding!" screamed Wolverine

[Agent_87]

as Magneto, ran away screaming.

[TyRoss]

from the evil menace of

[Frizzo the Clown]

LOTR's horrendous typing skills. He

[The Enforcer]

must have 3 fingers and

[Frizzo the Clown]

only uses one of them.

[moonwalker91885]

to shove deep in his..

[The Enforcer]

stack of X-Men comics to

[bbf2]

eat the paper, poisoning him

[TyRoss]

Meanwhile Husk went to the

[Frizzo the Clown]

Supermarket to buy Frizzo beer

[Agent_87]

But Jubille and Dildo had...

[bbf2]

a bomb in their purse

[The Enforcer]

, a song in their heart

[Nilade]

and giblet gravy in their

[TyRoss]

socks. Angel met this new

[Frizzo the Clown]

girlfriend at a family reunion.

[moonwalker91885]

Who was really ruPaul,EEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!

[sky_boy16]

who sang "Cover Girl" at

[The Enforcer]

also known as Cyclops the

[bbf2]

Christopher Lowell's wedding to Elton

[TyRoss]

and then they all had

[Nilade]

giblet gravy to celebrate their

[The Enforcer]

victory over the evil brotherhood

[Agent_87]

of drug smugglers. Rogue used......

[NorthAmX15]

cottage cheese from her thighs...

[bbf2]

to destroy the planet Earth

[Frizzo the Clown]

and the movie "Battlefield Earth"

[TyRoss]

Which was the end of

[NorthAmX15]

existence as we know it

[moonwalker91885]

Xavier attended his annual drag..

[NorthAmX15]

queen event, wearing a wig

[thebtskink]

garters and push-up bra(s)!

[Frizzo the Clown]

He called himself "Madam X"

[thebtskink]

the mutant dominatrix from hell.

[kryptonian_boy]

And hell was where he

[sky_boy16]

needed to go because he

[moonwalker91885]

sent everyone nude pictures teliphatically!

[bbf2]

which is simply pure evil

[NorthAmX15]

only after 5 p.m. when

[TyRoss]

Bishop usually gets a craving

[Agent_87]

for moist towelets. Dildo was

[kryptonian_boy]

expressing a longing for some

[TyRoss]

action. So he went to

[bbf2]

the market to buy ham

[The Enforcer]

Nothing's like an X-Men sandwich

[bbf2]

on rye with green tomatoes

[TyRoss]

with the tangy zip of

[moonwalker91885]

Broccoli.Wolverine killed dildo because....

[bbf2]

ice cold tree monkey intestines

[The Enforcer]

and ham on rye just

[Nilade]

isn't giblet gravy, even though

[NorthAmX15]

giblet gravy isn't made of

[bbf2]

the best stuff on earth

[The Enforcer]

no more giblet gravy lines!

[TyRoss]

cried out Blob, it's making

[moonwalker91885]

me POO.....In my pants!!!! :(

[Superman]

Gambit slapped Blob, and called

[moonwalker91885]

the Ghostbusters...who zapped him..

[kryptonian_boy]

with electrically-charged fish sticks...

[Frizzo the Clown]

covering him in tarter sauce

[TyRoss]

to which Rogue added a

[thebtskink]

nicely hand boiled cram broule.

[Agent_87]

Jubille recieved a facial, at