X-Men 5 word story game!

[bbf2]

became clear that Logan was

[Superman]

A cross dresser. Xavier approved

[Agent_87]

of this, but really disliked...

[bbf2]

the cross-dressing parties being held

[Agent_87]

in the mansion, because x-factor

[Superman]

Wanted to hold their annual

[Madness]

"Cross-dressing Extravaganza"!! Be there

[ 12-02-2001: Message edited by: Madness ]</p>

[Nilade]

to see Madnees in drag

[Madness]

Tickets available at Ticketmaster!! Call

[Nilade]

JBond for a date. Wolverine

[Madness]

will set up the invitations.

[bbf2]

Cyclops had an operation that

[Optimus Prime]

He must go and finish.

[bbf2]

It will turn him into

[Agent_87]

a 'super freak'... a party

[Madness]

that only "superfreaks" go to.

[Nilade]

Suddenly, out of the blue

[Nilade]

Nilade posted two times when

[bbf2]

he was feeling evil. Psylocke

[NorthAmX15]

ate spoiled chinese food, then

[bbf2]

destroyed the world with scissors

[Moe Szyslak]

made from cardboard. Feeling bloated

[Agent_87]

he visted Dr. Madness, "hello..

[Nilade]

I love you, won't you

[NorthAmX15]

give me some booty tonight?

[Nilade]

Madness replied "Why yes, if...

[Madness]

you could just say 'Aaa'

[Optimus Prime]

Suddenly Toad attacks Madness out

[Madness]

of the blue!! But Madness

[Agent_87]

quickly slips his hand, in...

[Optimus Prime]

Toad's face, but it is

[Madness]

so ugly that he barfs

[Superman]

Xavier was now "Professor Sex"

[Nilade]

donning his brand new leather

[Superman]

Wheelchair and helmet. He slapped

[bbf2]

his own ass many times

[Optimus Prime]

Suddenly Storm wakes up form

[bbf2]

her coma indused dream to

[Agent_87]

see Agent 87, standing bedside

[ 12-04-2001: Message edited by: Agent_87 ]</p>

[bbf2]

crying and whimpering, like a

[Doomsday]

person who was severely used

[Nilade]

as a snotrag. Juggernaut crashed

[bbf2]

into a stop sign, and

[Nilade]

did 3 backflips. Shaking the

[Superman]

Jello that Cyclops made for

[Nilade]

Superman. "You're not an X-Man...

[Ice-Man]

hey you talkin' ta me!

[Superman]

Said an angered MC Hammer.

[bbf2]

MC Hammer tried to join

[Superman]

AAA, but realized Vanilla Ice

[bbf2]

was actually Iceman, so he

[Superman]

Stole his AAA sticker and

[TyRoss]

went "too legit to quit"

[Agent_87]

~You people are messed up!

Meanwhile, Rouge tossed Gambit's salad...

[TyRoss]

when suddenly Apocalypse attacked.

[Madness]

Havok wreaked some havok on

[Nilade]

a pastrami sandwich. He was

[NorthAmX15]

then immobilized by gaseous intestines,

[JBond]

made in Paris France by

[ 12-06-2001: Message edited by: JBond ]</p>

[bbf2]

Gambit and Emeril Lagasse, therefore

[Nilade]

they had sentimentel value because

[Madness]

the X-men are sentimental b!tches.

[Agent_87]

Rouge then tossed 87's salad!

[bbf2]

for the party, with Ranch

[Nilade]

and liver. 87 said, "This

[thebtskink]

burns like a daisy cutter!"

[TyRoss]

Which was weird because Banshee

[Agent_87]

was chopping "greens" for the

[Nilade]

Oakland Raiders. Nightcrawler appeared and

[TyRoss]

whipped out a ginsu to

[Superman]

Shave Professor X's head bald

[Madness]

but then realized, Xavier doesn't

[TyRoss]

have hair. Longshot went to

[Superman]

Home Depot because he needed

[JBond]

the Rogaine to grow hair

[Superman]

For his wife Dazzler, who

[Knerys]

wanted a pet chimpanzee, so

[bbf2]

they could have bald chimps

[Nilade]

hooked on laxatives. They also

[Agent_87]

wanted to eat olives off

[Knerys]

of Wolverine's claws. After that

[Agent_87]

Rouge tossed 87's salad again...

[bbf2]

this time with Italian dressing

[Superman]

Apocalypse arrived by razor scooter

[Godzilla]

"I've got presants for everyone!"

[Agent_87]

Rouge's head emerged from 87's

[Godzilla]

Shoe Phone. "Presants?" she said.

[Nilade]

"I mean peasants, so we

[bbf2]

can order them around to

[Agent_87]

do our biding." ...Agent looked

[bbf2]

like a black John Travolta

[Agent_87]

"i'm not black!"

... :mad: Wolverine was frantic on the

[Madness]

bed while banging Kitty Pryde

[Nilade]

against the wall. She turned

[Agent_87]

to face him, but he

[bbf2]

turned into Danny DeVito and

[Madness]

realized he had morphing powers.

[bbf2]

Then he turned into Cher

[Madness]

pre-plastic surgery Cher who

[bbf2]

then turned into Sean Connery

[Agent_87]

with an enormous buldge in

[bbf2]

his neck. He has cancer. :(

[NorthAmX15]

Which is benign. Hairy armpits

[Nilade]

and waffles were tatooed onto

[ 12-11-2001: Message edited by: Nilade ]</p>

[TyRoss]

Psylockes butt, making her part

[bbf2]

human and part goat farmer

[Klimber]

which excited Banshee, causing him

[Madness]

to have an erection while

[Klimber]

using power sander, Xavier called

[Nilade]

out "OPEN SESAME!", opening up

[Klimber]

his new turbo wheelchair box

[NorthAmX15]

which had adult toys that

[TyRoss]

had no affect here. Dazzler

[Nilade]

endorsed Twizzlers on T.V. so

[bbf2]

other licorice brands killed her.

[NorthAmX15]

Rogue became a snickers addict

[bbf2]

and gained five hundred pounds

[TyRoss]

however she absorbed nouget powers

[Klimber]

Yum! How she satisfies, Gambit

[Optimus Prime]

made her loss the added

[Klimber]

baggage by absorbing Wolvie's ability

[Agent_87]

change fat into hair... and...

[ 12-12-2001: Message edited by: Agent_87 ]</p>

[Madness]

to "Party down!!" Broadway style.

[Klimber]

Suddenly Lance Armstrong challenged Xavier

[TyRoss]

to a luge race. They

[Klimber]

both sucked at that sport

[Optimus Prime]

Until Xavier Won. But suddenly

[Superman]

Xavier heard Wolverine shout: "Armageddon!"

(This has to do with a real story that pixiness posted on the forums, you'll get it if you read the article first. :D )

[TyRoss]

"is on" all the X-Men...

[bbf2]

who were killed by lobsters

[Madness]

later eaten at Red Lobster.

[TyRoss]

Meanwhile Mastermind was plotting his

[Madness]

triumphant return to prezel making

[TyRoss]

with the help of the

[bbf2]

invention known as the "doorknob"

[Nilade]

but alas, no key. So

[TyRoss]

He hired Donald Pierce to

[NorthAmX15]

pierce his peanuts, which Beast

[TyRoss]

salted heavily causing Pierce to

[Nilade]

shrivel up and float towards

[bbf2]

Wolverine's claws, totally mauling him

[Agent_87]

Madness then ate his brains

[bbf2]

but Hannibal stole the brains

[Nilade]

and his heart. Suddenly, Magneto

[NorthAmX15]

said, "Hip, hop, hooray... ho!"

[TyRoss]

for no dicsernable purpose. Thunderbird

[Agent_87]

was a nice car, but

[Nilade]

Magneto chose to walk to

[NorthAmX15]

an alley to play craps

[TyRoss]

with Onslaught. He lost and

[bbf2]

Onslaught took something very different.

(Post number 400 in this thread!)

[sky_boy16]

While Rogue was making him

[TyRoss]

potato salad. Cable went out

[Nilade]

so Wolverine turned on the

[Superman]

Sprinklers and showered, but forgot

[JBond]

to leave the yard so

[Doomsday]

He was standing there naked

[Superman]

Singing into his soap. Midgets

[Frizzo the Clown]

snuck up behind him and

[bbf2]

bit off his ankles, ouch!

[Nilade]

said Wolverine. Next time, bite

[NorthAmX15]

into my salty, glazed ham

[ 12-15-2001: Message edited by: NorthAmX15 ]</p>

[slinger]

that smells like a gasoline

[ 12-15-2001: Message edited by: slinger ]</p>

[bbf2]

and chiwawas from Taco Bell

[Nilade]

will come and befriend your

[bbf2]

favorite pizza and burrito combo

[Agent_87]

Just then, APOCALYPSE burst in...

[Frizzo the Clown]

and said, "drinks on me!"

[Doomsday]

and Cyclops asked "Who's Drinks?"

[bbf2]

Drinks appeared on Apocalypse's shoulders

[Nilade]

in assorted flavors. Tequilia, vodka,

[Frizzo the Clown]

Bourbon, Gin, Whiskey, and Scotch.

[sky_boy16]

but Jean got drunk and

[Frizzo the Clown]

used telekinesis to drink shots

[bbf2]

of turpentine from a can

[Nilade]

of beans. "What powers!" said

[NorthAmX15]

Colossus, while sipping girly drinks

[Nilade]

and wearing pink bootys. Cyclops

[Agent_87]

liked wearing women's underwear when

[Frizzo the Clown]

hagning out at the docks

[bbf2]

with Elton John. The two

[TyRoss]

saw an illegal drug shipment

[Agent_87]

and wondered about pricing, so....

[Nilade]

they bought some ganja and

[bbf2]

got high in eachother's arms

[Doomsday]

while puking up tomato soup

[bbf2]

into a bowl of Jell-O

[Nilade]

pudding. "That's not pudding!" yelled

[bbf2]

the amazing Pudding Man, who

[Doomsday]

suddenly also vomited tomato soup

[thebtskink]

but this time into the

[Doomsday]

pee soaked underpants of Jean

[bbf2]

. Without a doubt, the best

[Agent_87]

reason to be a x-man

[ 12-17-2001: Message edited by: Agent_87 ]</p>

[bbf2]

besides the great dental plan.

[Nilade]

Meanwhile, Professor X was planning

[TyRoss]

a coup of Norway. He

[Agent_87]

packed his whips and latex...

[Frizzo the Clown]

and polished his bald head

[bbf2]

completely off, showing his skull

[Agent_87]

this turned Cyclops on..... Rouge

[Superman]

Spotted Xavier's cameo in Spartucus

[Doomsday]

while Wolverine watched gay porn

[sky_boy16]

with Jubilee while they were

[bbf2]

throwing tomatoes at the wall

[Agent_87]

Just then the phone rang

[Nilade]

"Hello?" said Wolverine. "Hi! It's...

[Why2k]

Batman, I want to do

[bbf2]

the Dew!" Then they drank

[Nilade]

week old chili made from

[Agent_87]

gambits gibblets. Mmmmm, mmm... good.

[Superman]

Storm slapped Gambit's hand because

[sky_boy16]

he touched her leg and

[bbf2]

then her leg fell off.

[NorthAmX15]

Magneto sucks on her toe

[bbf2]

causing it to fall off

[Agent_87]

of the fake leg. She'it

[TyRoss]

Mr. Wiffle came to town

[Frizzo the Clown]

riding on a pony, stuck

[JBond]

a macaroni in his cap

[Frizzo the Clown]

and called it a feather.

[Agent_87]

What an idiot, eh? .....Forge

[bbf2]

loved to eat Candy Canes

[Nilade]

and read weird stories like

[TyRoss]

"The incredible shrinking waffle" needless

[Agent_87]

to say he had trouble

[Why2k]

keeping up with all the

[Madness]

reindeer and all the reindeer

[TyRoss]

laughed at him. So he

[Nilade]

blamed Santa Clause. "Why do...

[bbf2]

birds suddenly appear, every time . . ."

[Doomsday]

.....I try to beat off....

[NorthAmX15]

... la, la, close to you ...

[Agent_87]

"oh Damn! ...i'm all wet."

[TyRoss]

Meanwhile Mimic was still dead.

[Link]

Link accidently crushed Mimic with

[Agent_87]

a large box of Kleenex

[bbf2]

he bought at Macy's, half-off!

[Knerys]

Then he said "I'm sorry...

[bbf2]

you ARE the weakest link."

[Doomsday]

Jean Gray was watching Rushmore,

[JBond]

and eating Ju-Ju beans while

[bbf2]

she slowly became criminally insane

[Agent_87]

just then MADNESS popped through

[bbf2]

a window and died painfully.

[Nilade]

Jean looked up and said

[TyRoss]

"Don't cry for me Argentina"

[bbf2]

But Argentina cried anyway, despite

[Agent_87]

the fact there were no

[bbf2]

giant purple gorillas in Canada