X-Men 5 word story game!

[kryptonian_boy]

went hunting for some fresh

[spooker]

mongolian salt water fish to

[necronon99]

kill yourself over word games

[Kitty]

...wolverine then kicked Beast's @ss

[PapaGeorgioSmrf]

then beast started to choke wolverine and asked him "how does it feel to be blue now you *****" and then beast got blue balls

[spiderman_2k]

Thats more than 5 words

:D

[PapaGeorgioSmrf]

haha, oooooooooooh 5 word story game, alright, i'll change it

then beast gets blue balls

[spiderman_2k]

Which Jubille heats up by......

[PapaGeorgioSmrf]

sparking them with her humungous...

[spiderman_2k]

and singed some downstarirs hair :D

[PapaGeorgioSmrf]

and then jubill takes off...

[Kitty]

drinking with Jean and Storm.

[Hitman]

The Bush daughters joined and

[Kitty]

the Summer boys start dancing.

[Hitman]

When all of the sudden

[spiderman_2k]

The jukebox stopped playing and

[Hitman]

the Jackson 5 made a comeback.

[PapaGeorgioSmrf]

Mutant Michael wanted to join....

[Hitman]

but so did McKauley Culkin.

[PapaGeorgioSmrf]

Wolverine said hell no but....

[Kitty]

he got jiggy with Will

[PapaGeorgioSmrf]

Cyclops then took off his......

[Kitty]

visor and blew up half

[Hitman]

of the Jakcson 5 because...

[Kitty]

he wanted to. So Wolverine

[Hitman]

lit up a phat joint.

[PapaGeorgioSmrf]

And smoked his problems away.

[Kitty]

Wolverine likes to drink so

[PapaGeorgioSmrf]

does Xavier, but Nightcrawler likes

[Kitty]

to teleport. BAMF! Nightcrawler went

[Fanible]

to Disneyland, and Wolverine has

[spiderman_2k]

Been queueing for splash mountain

[Hitman]

but there was a problem...

[Kitty]

Professor X stole the keys

[Fanible]

to the yellow school bus

[spiderman_2k]

Which was really a transformer.......

[Hitman]

but not like Beast Wars.

[spiderman_2k]

Because he thought that sucked

[Hitman]

Sort of like Anna Nicole.

[Kitty]

Gambit and Rogue went to

[gauze28]

22nd and Chestnut where the

[kryptonian_boy]

Starbuck's coffee house was. They

[Kitty]

met up with a randy

[PapaGeorgioSmrf]

who gave them all head...

[gauze28]

resulting in a Randy's death

[Kitty]

(papageorgiosmrf, stop screwing up the story by putting those nasty things in this please)

so thanks to siryn and

[Hitman]

the rest of the Jackson 5.

[Kitty]

Professor X and Scarlet Witch danced

[Hitman]

to fitty's In Da Club.

[Kitty]

Magma started the congo line

[gauze28]

when the Vanisher showed up

[Kitty]

Of course he vanished instantly

[Havok]

This is gay and should stop !

[spiderman_2k]

Shut up fool

He then vanished to the

[PapaGeorgioSmrf]

local bar for a cold....

[gauze28]

brewski, served by the infamous...

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Havok
This is gay and should stop !
(nice way to introduce yourself havok. i am suprised that you think this thread is stupid while its based on the x-men as you have your name to be the name of scott summer's brother, alex summers :D)

Moe. "Shirley Temple," Said Jubilee

[Hitman]

had two sexually transmitted diseases.

[Kitty]

Which was a lie. Anyways

[PapaGeorgioSmrf]

Professor's wheel came unscrewed and....

[Kitty]

he broke his arms. "Damn

[Fanible]

now I can't play baseball."

[Kitty]

So Plague killed Professor X

[Hitman]

as well as his babymama.

[Kitty]

Then the Brotherhood plotted to

[PapaGeorgioSmrf]

lick Professors bald head until...

[Kitty]

suddenly Scarlet Witch flew away.

[squeegeedude]

Wolverine saw Spidey and said "

[Hitman]

"where's Mary Jane at bub?"

[Kitty]

Spidey gave a wet willie

[Hitman]

for some dumb reason. Anyway

[Kitty]

Wolverine kicked Spidey's butt then

[Hitman]

robbed his ass cold- heartedly.

[Kitty]

He went to a bar

[Hitman]

to get a few drinks.

[Kitty]

There he met up with

[Hitman]

none other than Nick Nolte.

[Kitty]

No one cares about him

[squeegeedude]

Wolverine went to mens room...

[Hitman]

where Nolte was puking everywhere.

[gauze28]

and got some on Wolvie's.......

[Hitman]

Lee Dungarees. Can't bust em.

[Kitty]

Wolverine punched him and then

[PapaGeorgioSmrf]

Nolte's face hit the toilet...

[Kitty]

"That's what you get, bub."

[Hitman]

Then all of the sudden...

[Kitty]

the Blob sat on him.

[Hitman]

After that, he farted on...

[spiderman_2k]

Prof X who used his.

[Hitman]

wheelchair to roll underneath the...

[Kitty]

hugmongus buttox. The toxic fumes

[Fanible]

got Professor X high and

[gauze28]

gave him the munchies, so......

[spiderman_2k]

he snacked on wolverines ear...

[Kitty]

Wolverine wasn't too happy so

[PapaGeorgioSmrf]

he cut off professors crippled

[Hitman]

legs and used them as

[spiderman_2k]

Stilts to run over sentinels....

[Hitman]

but sadly, he tripped and

[Kitty]

landed on Jean Grey. "Hey

[Hitman]

you crippled bastard. Watch it!"

[Kitty]

They all did the twist

[PapaGeorgioSmrf]

until Cyclops overdosed on crack...

[Hitman]

...that he got from Rogue.

[Fanible]

Meanwhile, Magneto got out of

[Hitman]

prison after becoming Stew's *****.

[Kitty]

As Magneto went to the

[Hitman]

Summer Sanitarium Tour in boots.

[Kitty]

He got into a moshpit

[Hitman]

and lost his pair of

[Kitty]

boots. Jean was rocking it

[PapaGeorgioSmrf]

to the sound styles of

[Fanible]

The Monkeys. Cyclops doesn't like

[Kitty]

pop music so he went

[Hitman]

and killed The Monkeys with...

[spiderman_2k]

A giant bowling ball then...

[Hitman]

he lit up a smoke.

[Kitty]

Iceman went downtown with Professor

[Hitman]

Charles Xavier to the Nutcracker.

[Kitty]

They threw tomatoes at the

[Hitman]

comedic opening act, Jerry Seinfeld.

[Kitty]

He took out a rifle

[spiderman_2k]

And shot at old people....

[Hitman]

like Kathy Bates and Yanni.

[Kitty]

Magneto stopped it all when

[spiderman_2k]

He zapped his pacemaker and....

[Kitty]

decided to fly away. Well

[Hitman]

he pulled out some viagara...

[Kitty]

and threw it at Colossus'

[SamuraiiSam]

puny little head. Xavier jumped

[Kitty]

out of his wheelchair and

[Hitman]

did the Cha Cha Slide.

[Droppings]

Cyclops heard moans coming from...

[Kitty]

Beast who broke his leg.

[Alexander JL]

The bedroom door was open...

[Hitman]

and behind the door was....

[Kitty]

Nightcrawler. BAMF! He went to

[Hitman]

the White House because he

[Kitty]

wanted to salsa dance with

[Hitman]

Monica Lewinsky but she was

[Kitty]

too preoccupied with talking to

[spiderman_2k]

Bill Clintons sausage...maker Jim....

[Hitman]

....Dean who was shaped like

[Kitty]

a cruton at the time.

[Hitman]

Wolverine burst through a window

[Kitty]

and started to dance the

[Hitman]

choreography from John Trovolta's Grease.

[Kitty]

Professor X, suddenly turned on

[raptor5]

Wolverine with a hand gesture.

[Hitman]

Rogue entered the room and

[Kitty]

took out a chainsaw. Suprised

[Hitman]

a nearby homeless man stood

[Kitty]

up and so Mastermind turned

[Hitman]

off the lights because he

[Kitty]

wanted to learn how to

[Hitman]

cook baked beans which is

[Kitty]

very boring. So Phoenix went

[hpk37067]

to find the Holy Grail.........................

[spiderman_2k]

Which resurrected this thread and...

[Kitty]

brought an end sadly to

[spiderman_2k]

The thread, it wasnt popular...:(

[Kitty]

"So what, bub?" Said Wolverine...

[bjgroves91]

And he sliced up the...

[spiderman_2k]

Clown making baloon animals on

[Hitman]

Spawn's grave. Then, after that...

[Martin Riggs]

he dies

[Quint]

huh

[Kitty]

So Forge decided to go

[sniktawt]

to the store to get a loaf of bread and a stick of butter

[Kitty]

(its called x-men five word story game snik, just to let ya know ^_^)

but he got jumped by

[sniktawt]

...Snik who can't read rules

[Kitty]

He died soon after by..

[Mr_Rocal]

getting the balogna lodged in

[Kitty]

to Cyclop's visor. "Teamwork is..

[collegeboy]

what we need, that and....

[Partyman343]

- forget teamwork . . . here comes Apocolypse!

[Mr_Rocal]

With a large balogna loaf

[mistaste]

and a slice of cheese

[Kitty]

and so came in Pyro.

[collegeboy]

to light the candles for

[Partyman343]

the cake. But it melted

[Kitty]

So Cyclops then danced the..

[Mr_Rocal]

"hustle" with his finger in

[moviegeek]

his mouth whistling...

[cg124]

then Gambit decided to join him

[Kyle Katarn]

For the Dance of Joy!!!

[moviegeek]

Cyclops smiled and

[HellaGood]

got run over by a

[Inval1d]

18 wheeler that was driven...

[Tony_samo]

in the streets and he..

[Sock-Man]

..died a slow painful death

[l)arKnight.]

But a black mist appeared

[Sock-Man]

and out of it came

[G-Matrix]

Onslaught with something in his

[l)arKnight.]

Somthing in his eye that

[Kyle Katarn]

stung - so he got Visine

[G-Matrix]

then he approaches and sunddenly

[nightbringer]

he caught an image of Jean sunbathing.

[G-Matrix]

and his mouth begun to

[glsspder]

drool uncontrollably, needing a towel

[G-Matrix]

to sweep the sticky saliva

[nightbringer]

away from his mouth.

[G-Matrix]

Then he rub his big

[Sock-Man]

greasy butt against Proffesor Xavier's...

[glsspder]

Chair to clean off the

[Sock-Man]

dead anmals which had become

[glsspder]

encrusted on his backside when

[spiderman_2k]

He scraped them off with

[Sock-Man]

a dirty shovel which he

[G-Matrix]

have used to clean his

[Dilophosaurus89]

greasy grimy gopher guts

[Sock-Man]

which had become mouldy since

[G-Matrix]

the last time he used

[Sock-Man]

rat bile to clean out

[G-Matrix]

So , he keeps dragging his

[Sock-Man]

guts around in a large

[G-Matrix]

bucket filled with a smelly

[Sock-Man]

animal innards which he uses

[G-Matrix]

to play with himself when

[Sock-Man]

hes feeling alone and horney :p

[glsspder]

After he finishes it off

[King Aragorn]

he pinches a loaf into

[G-Matrix]

his smelly pointy ass to

[Blue_Bamfer]

see what it felt like

[G-Matrix]

Then he kept walking towards

[spideywill]

the beach, where Rogue and

[G-Matrix]

Gambit used to shagg with

[Blue_Bamfer]

Professor Xavier watching as he

[G-Matrix]

tried to move his tiny

[spiderman_2k]

Wheelchair over to the Sea

[G-Matrix]

in order to pick up

[spiderman_2k]

The pretty little shell he

[G-Matrix]

was using to hear the

[spiderman_2k]

Seagulls pooping on his head

[G-Matrix]

then Ounslaght looked at the