The best lyrics game

[Laterose]

I'll post the title and lyrics of a song. You take a verse or two of the song and write a new version, making fun of it. Then, people will vote to see who has the best lyrics. The winner posts new lyrics.

Here's the first set:
Picture (Kid Rock/ Sheryl Crow)
Livin' my life in a slow hell
Different girl every night
At the hotel
I ain't seen the sunshine in
Three damn days
Been fuelin' up on cocaine and whiskey
Wish I had a good girl to miss me
Lord I wonder if I'll ever
Change my ways

I put your picture away
Sat down and cried today
I can't look at you
While I'm lying next to her
I put your picture away
Sat down and cried today
I can't look at you
While I'm lying next to her

I called you last night in the hotel
Everyone knows
But they won't tell
But their half-hearted smiles
Tell me somethin' just ain't right
I've been waitin' on you for a long time
Fuelin' up on heartaches and cheap wine
I ain't heard from you in three damn nights

I put your picture away
I wonder where you've been
I can't look at you
While I'm lyin' next to him
I put your picture away
I wonder where you've been
I can't look at you
While I'm lyin' next to him

I saw you yesterday with an old friend
It was the same ol' same
How have you been
Since you've been gone my worlds been
Dark and gray
You reminded me of brighter days
I hoped you were coming home to stay
I was headed to church
I was off to drink you away
I thought about you for a long time
Can't seem to get you off my mind
I can't understand why we're living life this way
I found your picture today
I swear I'll change my ways
I just called to say I want you
To come back home
I found your picture today
I swear I'll change my ways
I just called to say I want you
To come back home
I just called to say I love you
Come back home

[killercowboy]

Picture (Kid Rock/ Sheryl Crow)


Livin' my life in a motel
Different girl every night
I have to sell...
I ain't seen no business in
Three damn days
Been droolin' over change for my whiskey
Wish I had a good dog to kiss me
Lord I wonder if I'll ever
Get a job

I threw your picture away
Hate everything you say
I can't look at you
'Cause you drive me freakin' nuts
I threw your picture away
Hate everything you say
I can't look at you
Cause you drive me freakin'nuts

I saw you last night in the hotel
I had to throw up
You have an awful smell
But your stench wasn't all
You looked like white-trash too
I've been waitin' for you to comb your hair
Fuelin' up on pancakes and cheap air fairs
I hope you don't mind that used your credit card

I threw your picture away
I'm scared of where you've been
I can't look at you
Say hi to my... little friend
I threw your picture away
I wonder where you've been
I can't look at you
Say hi to my... little friend

I saw you yesterday with some old man
It was the same ol' same
Who have you been
Since you've been gone I've been so
overjoyed
You reminded me of better hotels
The ones that you found with the funky smells
I was headed to your brother's
I was off to drink you away
I forgot about you for a long time
I wish you would get outta my mind
I can't understand why your so damn cheap
I got your picture today
Don't send them anymore
I just called to say I want you
To quit it now
I got your picture today
Don't send them any more
I just called to say I want you
To quit it now
I just called to say god damnit
STOP IT NOW

[killercowboy]

not a good song to work with and im not creative so...

[Laterose]

It is funny. Besides, you don't have to use the whole song if you don't want to.

[killercowboy]

so is it my turn to post a song now?

[Laterose]

sure, since no one else has posted a song