The CS Big Brother 2 House

[IdahoMR2man]

Well Ash, my brother....Perhaps you should read the whats on your mind thread....

[pixiness]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
Well my most trusted of friends, I'm gonna go ahead and say it before anyone else does.

Maybe Jarbacca was right in the things he said....

Does that mean that maybe we should start a de-ban Jarbacca campaign? ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

Well I'm sure he's Iben's hero right now....

[JAE]

He was pretty funny.

[smokiechimp]

Well she knows how I feel!

That's just frickin' dis-respectful and very low!

[smokiechimp]

Pixi: Did you see any English Comedy that ISN'T 30 years old!?!http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/spezial/jasons_smilie/wink2.gif

[IdahoMR2man]

Justin's Life Lesson #48: Be careful who you bed with, kids.

[IdahoMR2man]

Yikes. All the big dogs are on now....I sure wish I knew what was being said....

[dr_evil]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
Yikes. All the big dogs are on now....I sure wish I knew what was being said....

me too
why do i have to be soo nosy:(

welll they edited ibens post

[pixiness]

Originally posted by smokiechimp
Pixi: Did you see any English Comedy that ISN'T 30 years old!?!http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/spezial/jasons_smilie/wink2.gif

oooh - that's low. And I'm sure I must have ;)

[smokiechimp]

I know what it said and it wasn't offensive, just plain truthfull (As long as it is the truth which I undoubtably think it might well be) *All bases covered* Phewwww!

[IdahoMR2man]

I'm pretty sure that what was discussed was that it's none of CS!'s business. Ben deserves to have his ass handed to him but in no way can CS! ban him.

[dr_evil]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
I'm pretty sure that what was discussed was that it's none of CS!'s business. Ben deserves to have his ass handed to him but in no way can CS! ban him.

i kinda agree

but i cant believe spiderman_2k is still trying to get jarbacca unbanned:rolleyes:

[pixiness]

You know - this may be one of the first times I've actually been around when shiznit's gone down.

[smokiechimp]

Originally posted by pixiness
oooh - that's low. And I'm sure I must have ;)

Monty Pythons 'The Meaning Of Life' Doesn't count!!!

It's as old as me to the month! http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/spezial/jasons_smilie/bobby.gif

[spiderman_2k]

Just to comment im not trying to get Jarbacca un-banned i think Frizzos entire handling of that situation has come into question..Not once did i ask him to be un-banned...

[pixiness]

Didn't watch meaning of life... Holy grail - yes

[dr_evil]

Originally posted by pixiness
You know - this may be one of the first times I've actually been around when shiznit's gone down.

same here i always come here when something big is over :(
even thoguh this is one i kinda wish i wasnt here for:(

[smokiechimp]

Yea well it's up to us to remain respectful to everyone envolved's wishes and to offer support rather than opinions on it all.

[IdahoMR2man]

Guys for the sake of CS! Please trust me and leave ANYTHING that might make this whole situation any uglier out of the other forums.

For instance don't post ANYWHERE out there that Frizzo should get his butt kicked or banned or anything. It's ok to do it here because we are all friends and no one reads anything here anywhere. But trust me, this whole thing will be alot messier if we just keep our mouths shut, let the admins and mods do their job and tell Iben that we feel for her and hope that she is going to be ok.

[pixiness]

You're so mature - You're so Smart - You're so Sweet - Everyone LOVES you!!!!

Hey doc - can Iben be our special sleepover pal if she wants to?

[dr_evil]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
Guys for the sake of CS! Please trust me and leave ANYTHING that might make this whole situation any uglier out of the other forums.

For instance don't post ANYWHERE out there that Frizzo should get his butt kicked or banned or anything. It's ok to do it here because we are all friends and no one reads anything here anywhere. But trust me, this whole thing will be alot messier if we just keep our mouths shut, let the admins and mods do their job and tell Iben that we feel for her and hope that she is going to be ok.

okay but lots of people do read this (i noticed tardumb was here once)

[IdahoMR2man]

Yeah but I think she should just sleep with you girls for a while....Pixi you can sleep with me after she falls asleep.

[dr_evil]

Originally posted by pixiness
You're so mature - You're so Smart - You're so Sweet - Everyone LOVES you!!!!

Hey doc - can Iben be our special sleepover pal if she wants to?


sure why not :)

[IdahoMR2man]

Originally posted by dr_evil
okay but lots of people do read this (i noticed tardumb was here once)

Yeah but doc, you know that it's our own little world. Our pages build up so fast that unless you are part of it, you really don't get everything that is being said. Not saying we break rules, but it is our private party and we can tell each other things here that we couldn't otherwise.

[smokiechimp]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
Guys for the sake of CS! Please trust me and leave ANYTHING that might make this whole situation any uglier out of the other forums.

For instance don't post ANYWHERE out there that Frizzo should get his butt kicked or banned or anything. It's ok to do it here because we are all friends and no one reads anything here anywhere. But trust me, this whole thing will be alot messier if we just keep our mouths shut, let the admins and mods do their job and tell Iben that we feel for her and hope that she is going to be ok.

I would hope most of the cs'ers here would be inteligent enough to do that anyway!

::End Topic::

and now we return to our origional broadcast, 'Porno Bunny's Deluxe' Uww I mean *ahem* 'Big brother 2' brought to you by dr_evil "He's evil but trust him he's a doctor"!

[dr_evil]

Originally posted by smokiechimp
'Big brother 2' brought to you by dr_evil "He's evil but trust him he's a doctor"!


:applaud: :lol: :applaud: :cool:

[dr_evil]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
Yeah but doc, you know that it's our own little world. Our pages build up so fast that unless you are part of it, you really don't get everything that is being said. Not saying we break rules, but it is our private party and we can tell each other things here that we couldn't otherwise.

yeah i agree
i have a hard time keeping up and i am the host:p
(one day i came here and tehre were like 9-12 pages i havnt read:P )

[IdahoMR2man]

He didn't go to Evil Medical School to be called mister, thank you.

[Chodaboy]

lets get on with the evictions! :(

[dr_evil]

Originally posted by Chodaboy
lets get on with the evictions! :(

i am still waitng for something i plan to do them tomorow or late tonight:(

[Chodaboy]

Originally posted by dr_evil
i am still waitng for something i plan to do them tomorow or late tonight:( :o :(

[pixiness]

you know choda - everytime I see your name I hear the voice he uses in Orgasmo -

Choooodabooy!

[dr_evil]

Originally posted by Chodaboy
:o :(

:(

[smokiechimp]

Evictions tonight please!

[dr_evil]

Originally posted by smokiechimp
Evictions tonight please!

i will try but i still need p/m from certain people (i know you all have a little bit of an idea of what is going on but believe me you all are close (if you are thinking what most people are) but you all will have no idea of whats going on)

[Kris Hodgson]

WHAT'S GOING ON?!?! I MISSED IT! DAMN MY WORK!

[smokiechimp]

I think it's best through pm's Kris

But I can tell you that Dr_Evil and Pixi where both cought canoodeling on the big brother directors chair at 8:47 this evening. the mic got switched on by accident and we all heard pixi ask evil what this big leaver does and he said that it releases the gunge from his hosepipe!

[dr_evil]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
WHAT'S GOING ON?!?! I MISSED IT! DAMN MY WORK!

nothing yet :)
i just know that a few of you think you know the twist is:)

[dr_evil]

Originally posted by smokiechimp
But I can tell you that Dr_Evil and Pixi where both cought canoodeling on the big brother directors chair at 8:47 this evening. the mic got switched on by accident and we all heard pixi ask evil what this big leaver does and he said that it releases the gung from his hosepipe!

i thought we werent going to tell anybody;):p

[smokiechimp]

Originally posted by dr_evil
i will try but i still need p/m from certain people (i know you all have a little bit of an idea of what is going on but believe me you all are close (if you are thinking what most people are) but you all will have no idea of whats going on)

I reckon you are gonna get one of the ex housmates to evict the final two before the final and that ex housemate will know exactly who voted him out from the private evictions!

am I wrong or am I waaaaaay off the mark?!

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by smokiechimp
I think it's best through pm's Kris


Screw that. What, are they going to ban me for TALKING about it? What was in the posts that Malice told Tyross to edit. One of Iben's posts was edited and one of Sabin's.

[dr_evil]

Originally posted by smokiechimp
I reckon you are gonna get one of the ex housmates to evict the final two before the final and that ex housemate will know exactly who voted him out from the private evictions!

am I wrong or am I waaaaaay off the mark?!


you are confusing the hell out of me
so i will say you are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off the mark

[smokiechimp]

what if the first evicted housemate and the third evicted housemate confired with the second evicted housemate to give the fourth evicted housemate the option to choose between the rest of the ramaining housemates that will get to go into the prize raffle to enable the first and third housemate to let the final two housemates fight to win the game through a six round match of apple bobbing in a barrel full of squirrels?

I must be somewhere close now surely?

[pixiness]

we're gonna play spin the bottle to the finals?

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by smokiechimp
final two housemates fight to win the game through a six round match of apple pobbing in a barrel full of squirrels?


That would be painful.

[pixiness]

oooh ooooh - or we all have to partner up and DO the other person and the pair that lasts longest wins? If so - I call Kris as my buddy!

[Kris Hodgson]

i can go for hours baby. We'd win for sure. I'm also great at giving multiple orgasms. Maybe we can get bonus points for that or something.

[pixiness]

Maybe!!!!! Or we could do a whole Tantra thing!

[dr_evil]

smokie is still confusing me (your not any where near it)

pixi is right because whats a house without spin the bottle?

EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED

[smokiechimp]

I'M NOT PARTNERING WITH IDAHO!!!!

I heard he farts in bed!

[pixiness]

I can hear him fart from his bed and his room's across the house!

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by pixiness
Maybe!!!!! Or we could do a whole Tantra thing!

oooook. I like the way you think.

[smokiechimp]

Not on my watch sonny Jim!

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by pixiness
I can hear him fart from his bed and his room's across the house!

I take a pill once a day to make my farts smell like fresh baked cinnamon rolls.

[smokiechimp]

Are you sure your not taking 'The Pill' that makes your bum smell of lavinder!

[Kris Hodgson]

I don't know, why don't you check.

::holds down smokie and sticks his ass right in the chimps face::

[smokiechimp]

Nope not 'The Pill' it kinda smells hmmmmm................Aqua Fresh!!!

God Damn man what the hell am I doing!!!

*Slaps Kris with a Big Fat Wet Kipper*

[Kris Hodgson]

::ducks kipper::

Ha Ha! You said my ass smelled auqa fresh!!! Bum Sniffer!

::runs away::

[pixiness]

so kris - when are we gonna see pics of you in "the bastard who shall not be named" 's foto album?

[Kris Hodgson]

Step One: Borrow Camera
Step Two: Have an iced cappuchino
Step Three: Take some pictures
Step Four: Try and figure out how to post pictures

[smokiechimp]

Whenever he gets some cloaths on which will be like NEVER!!!

[Kris Hodgson]

What are you talking about Chimpie? I'm wearing a thong. That's clothes.

[smokiechimp]

Eee Gads man you need some loob!

That looks like it must chafe Gad zooks!

[Kris Hodgson]

Lube is for fun, not function.

[smokiechimp]

LMFAO!!!!! ::Notes for future use::

[Kris Hodgson]

See, you learn something every day.

[IdahoMR2man]

Arg.

[Kris Hodgson]

Ahoy Matey.

[IdahoMR2man]

Yo ho ho.

[smokiechimp]

Seaman Staines where are you Seaman Staines!?

[pixiness]

um ok - that's gross

[smokiechimp]

No it isn't it's a childrens cartoon over here!

Captain Pugwash!

[IdahoMR2man]

Check Kris' pillow, Smokie.

[smokiechimp]

I did!

If he wants to read 'Muscle Bound Mighty Men' He can it's his choice!

Ahoy Me Harty's (http://www.redflag.co.uk/pugwash.htm)

[Balrog of Moria]

Hey everyone im back...Looks like alots went down

[IdahoMR2man]

What's with the picture of the dude at the top of that site?

[dr_evil]

okay i contacted the veto holder because i just got a p/m i was waiting for i will try to post before i leave what is going on if not i will do it later tonight

[Balrog of Moria]

Yay...

[dr_evil]

EvilSquishy you have been evicted from the Big Brother House:eek:


and yes that is correct only 1 person will be evicted this time
more info on whats going on in my next post:D

[smokiechimp]

I have no Idea, he must be the site creator but he looks like a nerd or Beembone, take your pick!

[Kris Hodgson]

See ya Squishy. It's been fun!

[smokiechimp]

God Damn it! I didn't even vote for her!

[IdahoMR2man]

So long Squish. I'm glad you were in the house.

[Balrog of Moria]

See ya Squish :(

[Kris Hodgson]

I'm sick of all this drama and out of control mod bull****. I'm leaving now, and I won't be back for a long time. Maybe never.


















Or tomorrow, whichever comes first...;)

[dr_evil]

okay welcome to the second half of the Big Brother house
if you all have noticed there are only 7 people here other than the planned 6
well here is what is going on

in the second part of the game there wont be a Veto Power:eek:

but now we play for The Head of Household

with this power the winner of the power picks 3 people from the house (anyone they want) and then we do the evictions (only HOH cant vote) details later

here is our new schedule

Day 1 : HOH compitition
Day 2 : HOH winner chooses 3 house guest & the leftover evict
Day 3 : i announce the people being evicted
Day 4 : break



but here is the catch we cant play the game with an un-even amount of guest :(

so lets welcome back to the house
Headhunter:D

(i will say how he came back later)


and here is another twist we are skipping straight to Day 2 (see above) and as a welcome home treat Head Hunter is The Head of Household and picks the 3 people up for eviction:eek:
(headhunter p/m 3 names from the house you want to be up for eviction)

so everyone welcome headhunter back ask questions if you have them (i will answer later)

[Balrog of Moria]

I dont even have the stamina to go to that thread...So i'll just stay out of it and get the full story elsewhere

[Kris Hodgson]

Just so you know, Headhunter, I picked your name to come back to the thread. Buddies, right? ;)

[smokiechimp]

How is that a twist! That's EXACTLY what they have done in the English big brother house!

If you didn't know that you should definately try to get a job on the 'Real' show!

[IdahoMR2man]

Whoa. Hello HH. Is it a coincidence that the HOH is HH?

[Balrog of Moria]

Welcome back HeadHunter

[smokiechimp]

Oh yea welcome back Brit Boy!

[pixiness]

yes ye keen hunter of skulls - welcome back - may I offer thee a mai tai and a sensual massage?

[Balrog of Moria]

HEY...Watch it Pixi...Im the massage giver here

[pixiness]

we can BOTH massage him

[Balrog of Moria]

Deal ;)

[IdahoMR2man]

I can't believe the new deal....

[Balrog of Moria]

Fine then...

*Puts hands in pockets*

None for you

[IdahoMR2man]

No I meant about the evictions.

[Balrog of Moria]

*Removes hands from pockets*

Ohh...Yeah...Tis quite strange

[HeadHunter]

Thanks guys...looks like i am going to have to vote people out...what a welcome back in present...time to make some enimies i suppose http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/rough/fal.gif

[Balrog of Moria]

Massage HeadHunter?

[IdahoMR2man]

Should make for an interesting time, HH.

[HeadHunter]

absolutly.....so bribes welcome

[Balrog of Moria]

*Begins to give HH a massage*
*Cringes*

Pixi...Little help?

[IdahoMR2man]

I'm faxing over $1000.

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by Balrog of Moria
*Begins to give HH a massage*
*Cringes*

Pixi...Little help?

well i have my first victum...unless he STOPS

[Balrog of Moria]

*Stops*
*Begins to give Pixi the massage*

[smokiechimp]

I'm being a rebel and not kissing up to you in any way possible!!!!!!























http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/spezial/Fool/hb.gif

[Balrog of Moria]

I must agree sucking up....sucks....

but is perhaps needed

[pixiness]

Originally posted by HeadHunter
well i have my first victum...unless he STOPS


::::Greases up and starts giving headhunter a full body massage::::

[HeadHunter]

mwahahahahaha *Rubs hands together*....those haples victums of an arcaic regime of pain and suffering begging to exist in a world that is in no way real and devoyed of angrish but one will soon be free and happy..AND NOBODY KNOWS WHO BUT ME...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[smokiechimp]

Looks like HH is too wound up in his own insanity for a massage Pix!

But I'm Free!http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/spezial/jasons_smilie/wink3.gif

[Balrog of Moria]

Would you like a cookie?

[HeadHunter]

*wonders how long he can keep this up*

you know what...if any of the pepople that i vote for turn out to stay and end up as Head of the House then you know who is going to be top of their list.....yep thats right Smokie http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/happy/invasion.gif

[smokiechimp]

What are pepople!!!???!!!

Ha Ha Numb Nuts!http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/spezial/jasons_smilie/laugh4.gif

[Balrog of Moria]

I am a people

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by smokiechimp
What are pepople!!!???!!!

Ha Ha Numb Nuts!http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/spezial/jasons_smilie/laugh4.gif

what...pepople like salarmi but more like tuna

[Balrog of Moria]

I dont like sea-food

[HeadHunter]

thats alright cause it smells like toast

[Balrog of Moria]

I do like toast

[HeadHunter]

*Hands him some Pepople*

i am going to bed...night all

[smokiechimp]

me too Night!

*Goes to his room* Throws the rubber doll to one side* *Snuggles up next to Southern* Well sh'es here in Spirit!

[Balrog of Moria]

Im alllllllllllllllll alone....and its only 8 o'clock....Come on people

[Sub_zero3]

*come inside house dressing up as Jason Vorhees and ask Balrog where everyone and took of the mask and tell him i'am the entertainer from roller tycoon 2*

[evilsquishy]

Originally Posted by Dr._Evil
EvilSquishy you have been evicted from the Big Brother House
Thanks guys, I love you all too.....

[dr_evil]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
Just so you know, Headhunter, I picked your name to come back to the thread. Buddies, right? ;)

actually thats where you are wrong:p
(i didnt have time to post how i did this)
okay i contacted the 4 evictees and told them that i was just going to tell the remaining houseguest to pick 1 name out of the 4 and they had to guess who would say what and then i told the remaining houseguest to pick one of the 4 and then i was hoping 1 person was going to reply but no one did (i actually contacted kitty since she wanted to be part of the house) and then HH finally sent me his list thingy at the same time that Balrog came online

[dr_evil]

Originally posted by smokiechimp
How is that a twist! That's EXACTLY what they have done in the English big brother house!

If you didn't know that you should definately try to get a job on the 'Real' show!

thats actuallly how i came up with it and because during BB1 someone (i think choda or idaho) mnetioned that as a possible twist

[Balrog of Moria]

Sounds complicated...Ohh well ill catch on

[dr_evil]

ok HH just sent me the 3 names and i will announce them tonight

the 3 people up for evictions today are

Chodaboy
Sparhawk
Kris Hodgson

only 1 of you are goign to continue:(

this is how this works everyone except HeadHunter will be voting for who they want to stay

to submit them you most p/m me
and say I Want ____________ to stay.

and for Chodaboy, Sparhawk, Kris Hodgson you all vote also you can also vote for yourself or one of the other 2:)


i will announce the result with 24 hours:(

[Balrog of Moria]

Done and Done

[Balrog of Moria]

Idaho...I was just watching MTV and Tom Green was interviewing Ian Robinson and he was talking about music. He said the same thing you were talking about with rock music "Now days its more about my parents were divorced and I was picked on as a kid and it makes me sick. Where are my Ozzy's who will say the b1tch is gone, the partys on"

That just reminded me about what you were saying and I gotta say I agree with you more now.

[smokiechimp]

sorted!

[Sparhawk]

What the hell is going on here?

I was offline for 1 day and Doc's turned the whole game on it's ass, Squish is gone, HH is back, and I'm up for eviction.

Thx HH, I PM'd Doc for you to come back BTW.

So many pages.........so many pages........now I gotta try to find out about THE OTHER THING.

[HeadHunter]

appologies to the people that i voted for...since i didnt know who wanted me back i just had to go on guess and that failed so i just winged it...anyway whoever i voted for i was going to get the same responce....:D

so it is.....sorry all but if you are really loved here you will stay :p

*Begs for Mercy*

[Chodaboy]

wtf? well this sucks

[Sparhawk]

Originally posted by HeadHunter
appologies to the people that i voted for...since i didnt know who wanted me back i just had to go on guess and that failed so i just winged it...anyway whoever i voted for i was going to get the same responce....:D

so it is.....sorry all but if you are really loved here you will stay :p

*Begs for Mercy*

No worries. I was just bustin your balls.:D

[Sparhawk]

Originally posted by Chodaboy
wtf? well this sucks

Oh, well. We all gotta go sometime.

[Chodaboy]

i dident even vote for myself :o

[HeadHunter]

aaah well i am probably going to end up on the next list anyway http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/nut.gif

[Sparhawk]

Originally posted by Chodaboy
i dident even vote for myself :o

:confused: Dude, you have to vote for yourself to stay - don't you?

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by Sparhawk
:confused: Dude, you have to vote for yourself to stay - don't you?

maybe he is too confident to vote for himself

[Sparhawk]

Originally posted by HeadHunter
maybe he is too confident to vote for himself

:( If thats true - it doesn't bode well for me.

*quietly turns and trudges to bedroom to begin packing clothes*

[Chodaboy]

Originally posted by HeadHunter
maybe he is too confident to vote for himself
no.....i just want this person to stay

[Chodaboy]

where is everyone????

[Sparhawk]

Originally posted by Chodaboy
where is everyone????


Took the words outta my mouth.

Whats goin on?

[Chodaboy]

did they get banned or something?

[Sparhawk]

Nope - just checked. I was starting to think the same thing.

Mutiny maybe - meetings on some other message board?

[pixiness]

hahaha - that's funny - maybe we all got banned.

(actually it wouldn't be funny - it'd be sad)

Just sleeping is all - :D Awake now!

[IdahoMR2man]

Dude, I was late to work.

[pixiness]

I was a little late to work today - but how about this?

I sent my resume off for this medical advertising agency job yesterday (at like 4 pm) and this morning at 9:30 am they emailed me back asking me to send samples of my work because they're interested in me!

I've never had anyone respond to my resume that quickly! So excited so excited so excited!

[IdahoMR2man]

Well I got some hooch last night!!!

[pixiness]

was this the pretty girl in your office?

[Sparhawk]

Originally posted by pixiness
I was a little late to work today - but how about this?

I sent my resume off for this medical advertising agency job yesterday (at like 4 pm) and this morning at 9:30 am they emailed me back asking me to send samples of my work because they're interested in me!

I've never had anyone respond to my resume that quickly! So excited so excited so excited!

Thats Awesome! Congrats. Even if nothing happens it always nice to generate that kind of interest professionally.

[pixiness]

thanks - I'm pretty excited about it for that reason too...

It's nice to think that I'm an ideal candidate for some jobs :D

[IdahoMR2man]

Originally posted by pixiness
was this the pretty girl in your office?

Not HOOCIE! Hooch. Bud, ganja, endo....

[Chodaboy]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
Not HOOCIE! Hooch. Bud, ganja, endo....
i got TKO'd last night

[Chodaboy]

Originally posted by pixiness
I was a little late to work today - but how about this?

I sent my resume off for this medical advertising agency job yesterday (at like 4 pm) and this morning at 9:30 am they emailed me back asking me to send samples of my work because they're interested in me!

I've never had anyone respond to my resume that quickly! So excited so excited so excited!
:cool:

[pixiness]

sorry - was reading fast! Did you smoke two joints this morning - then smoke two joints tonight?

[IdahoMR2man]

Yeah I didn't get to partake since I was with child last night. But tonight I'm getting loaded....

[Chodaboy]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
Yeah I didn't get to partake since I was with child last night. But tonight I'm getting loaded....
werd....so looks like me or kris are gone from our little group after today :(

[IdahoMR2man]

Well according to Evil only one person gets evicted I thought?

[pixiness]

no - I think two...


And Choda - why would it be you and Kris?

[Chodaboy]

Originally posted by pixiness
no - I think two...


And Choda - why would it be you and Kris?
no i ment at least one of us will be gone from our little bb1 origional group

[pixiness]

ooooooooooooh - I see now - don't worry about the blonde - she's a little slow on the uptake at times

[IdahoMR2man]

Oh, well that sucks.....

[Chodaboy]

yes it does

[Sparhawk]

No.....what sucks is being dog tired and hung over @ work cause you got to bed @ 2am cause you were @ a Bon Jovi concert the night before.

[IdahoMR2man]

Did they play shot through the heart?

[pixiness]

Bon Jovi? Do they still tour? Or did you and Doc Brown hop in the delorian last night?

[Chodaboy]

Originally posted by Sparhawk
No.....what sucks is being dog tired and hung over @ work cause you got to bed @ 2am cause you were @ a Bon Jovi concert the night before.
:cool:

[Sparhawk]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
Did they play shot through the heart?

Dude, OMFG. They opened with Bounce, the title track from the new album and the reception was OK.

After that song - stage went black. Acapella - through the dark and silence Jon's voice rang out: "shot through the heart and your to blame. You give love.....a bad name"

BOOM - stage blows up, and they TEAR into the song. Sambora makes hard love to his guitar and the crowd went fargin nuts.

Wicked awesome concert!!!!!

[Sparhawk]

Originally posted by pixiness
Bon Jovi? Do they still tour? Or did you and Doc Brown hop in the delorian last night?

Haha:rolleyes:

I couldn't believe it - they announced last night that they have been together 20 years.

Hows that for longevity.

[pixiness]

wow - I wish I'd had my ripped jeans and hairspray! :D

(seriously I used to love em - but don't follow em anymore)

[Chodaboy]

Originally posted by pixiness
wow - I wish I'd had my ripped jeans and hairspray! :D


so do i

[Sparhawk]

Originally posted by pixiness
wow - I wish I'd had my ripped jeans and hairspray! :D

(seriously I used to love em - but don't follow em anymore)

We were playing "Spot the mullet" and laughing our asses off. We were awash in a sea of denim, leather, and bandannas.:applaud:

[IdahoMR2man]

Dude, sweet....

But you know what sucks more that your problem? I had to change the poopiest diaper last night. My bug shat herself something fierce. It's the first time I've ever changed her poopy pants. So I get the damn thing off and the stench is AWFUL!!!! And she's got crap all over herself right. And she's really fat so she's got it in her fat rolls and EVERYwhere. And she's squirming and try to crawl and she's getting crap all over my carpet. I finally gave up and stuck her in the bath tub and sprayed the poo off with the shower head. I'm a terrible father....

[Sparhawk]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
Dude, sweet....

But you know what sucks more that your problem? I had to change the poopiest diaper last night. My bug shat herself something fierce. It's the first time I've ever changed her poopy pants. So I get the damn thing off and the stench is AWFUL!!!! And she's got crap all over herself right. And she's really fat so she's got it in her fat rolls and EVERYwhere. And she's squirming and try to crawl and she's getting crap all over my carpet. I finally gave up and stuck her in the bath tub and sprayed the poo off with the shower head. I'm a terrible father....

Don't sweat it, man. The first 1/2 dozen diapers are the worst. You'll get the hang of it.

I'll admit, it never ceases to amaze me how such cute kids can make such horrifyingly satanic messes in their pants.

[Chodaboy]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
Dude, sweet....

But you know what sucks more that your problem? I had to change the poopiest diaper last night. My bug shat herself something fierce. It's the first time I've ever changed her poopy pants. So I get the damn thing off and the stench is AWFUL!!!! And she's got crap all over herself right. And she's really fat so she's got it in her fat rolls and EVERYwhere. And she's squirming and try to crawl and she's getting crap all over my carpet. I finally gave up and stuck her in the bath tub and sprayed the poo off with the shower head. I'm a terrible father....
http://www.my-smileys.de/Bolt.gif

[IdahoMR2man]

Oh dude, it was awful. I used an entire box of wipes before I gave up. There was just too much poo....I needed the fire hose....

[pixiness]

The shower thing's not a bad deal... certainly doesn't make you a bad daddy. Diapers are something that take some learning.

You'll get the hang of it

[IdahoMR2man]

It's not that I couldn't figure it out. I've changed her a million times. Just happened to be the first time changing her butt when she crapped. And it had to be the mother of all craps.....

[pixiness]

hahahaha

[Chodaboy]

:o

[Chodaboy]

if i could be anything it would be a pirate

[IdahoMR2man]

Balrog just IMed me. I guess he is here, but can't post. Everyone make fun of him. Point and laugh!!!

[Chodaboy]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
Balrog just IMed me. I guess he is here, but can't post. Everyone make fun of him. Point and laugh!!!
:p

[Kris Hodgson]

Yeah, I've changed some nasty diapers. It is like concentrated evil coming right out the back of them.

Choda - Don't worry, as long as both of us aren't voted out, there will still be one of us here to destroy, humiliate, and belittle Headhunter.

[Chodaboy]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
Yeah, I've changed some nasty diapers. It is like concentrated evil coming right out the back of them.

Choda - Don't worry, as long as both of us aren't voted out, there will still be one of us here to destroy, humiliate, and belittle Headhunter.
;)

[IdahoMR2man]

*smashes poopy diaper onto Balrog's head*

[Sparhawk]

Wait untill you get a sick kid who's blowing junk outta both ends.

Dude, you will forget wipes exist and go stright for the shower - believe me.

[Sparhawk]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
Balrog just IMed me. I guess he is here, but can't post. Everyone make fun of him. Point and laugh!!!

wtf. Why cant he post?:confused:

[Kris Hodgson]

Ha ha! My fiancee always *****es at me for using too many wipes! She can clean up the nastiest crap you've ever seen in your life with A SINGLE BABY WIPE!!!!! She's like some kind of master, utilizing ever little square inch of that thing.
I use a fresh wipe with every swipe. I'm so terrifyed of getting the tiniest little bit of poop on me.

[Chodaboy]

i hate poop

[pixiness]

invest in surgical gloves dude!

[Chodaboy]

speaking of poop
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2941413749

dont worry its work safe

[IdahoMR2man]

Oh my lord. There's even a bid on it...

[smokiechimp]

hey guys! I couldn't post much this morning because some moron drove up and took out the telephone lines in the WHOLE STREET by knocking down the telegraph poll outside my house!!!

Some dudes came and fixed it about 2hours ago and the lines are back on now YAY!

[Chodaboy]

its this guy on anotehr message board who is doing it.....i wana win the thing and get it sent to a random adress

[IdahoMR2man]

Originally posted by Sparhawk
wtf. Why cant he post?:confused:

I guess it says his IP is banned. But he can get on here, it doesn't show him in banned status, he hasn't done anything and he can PM so there's just a glitch. Kinda funny though.

BALROG SUCKS!!!

[Balrog of Moria]

You suck

[Kris Hodgson]

Can you imagine the look on someones face! Everyone likes getting packages in the mail, so the person would be like: "Oh, how nice, someone has sent me a....OH MY GOD!!!!!!!AHHHHHH!!!!"

[Chodaboy]

Originally posted by Balrog of Moria
You suck
http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/owned.gif

[smokiechimp]

I suck.....erm I mean....dammit I have no idea what I mean.

I won't be on for the rest of the day guys in a bit!

[Chodaboy]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
Can you imagine the look on someones face! Everyone likes getting packages in the mail, so the person would be like: "Oh, how nice, someone has sent me a....OH MY GOD!!!!!!!AHHHHHH!!!!"
exactly

[Kris Hodgson]

WHere ya goin?

[Balrog of Moria]

Getting poop in the mail?

[IdahoMR2man]

Later G.

So the decided to let you back eh, Balrog?

[Balrog of Moria]

Yeah...Malice saved my social lefe yet again.

See ya Smokie

[Kris Hodgson]

So when do we find out who is evicted? Has everyone voted?

[Balrog of Moria]

Gotta wait for the Doc :(

[smokiechimp]

To spend rediculous amounts of money on beer and loose women!

[Sparhawk]

Originally posted by smokiechimp
To spend rediculous amounts of money on beer and loose women!

mmmmmmmm beer.:applaud:

[Balrog of Moria]

mmm loose women

[smokiechimp]

mmmmmmmm women. :applaud:

[pixiness]

mmmmmmmm wait - what am I praising?

[IdahoMR2man]

Being a women!

[smokiechimp]

Yea Baby!

[Balrog of Moria]

And a great one at that

[IdahoMR2man]

With great buns....

[Balrog of Moria]

and nice ta-ta's

[smokiechimp]

And hair don't forget her amazing hair!

[IdahoMR2man]

Oh yeah. And she puts out!

[Balrog of Moria]

Above or below?

[smokiechimp]

I'm not telling!

[Balrog of Moria]

Good...Id rather it be left up to the imagination anyway

[IdahoMR2man]

She's 25 so you'd be out anyways Balrog.

[Balrog of Moria]

Never stopped me before

[Kris Hodgson]

Stupid headhunter. I'll get him. You wait and see! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH

[IdahoMR2man]

So who wants to make predictions on who the BB2 winner is?

[Balrog of Moria]

I think youve got a good shot Idaho

[smokiechimp]

Don't realy give a damn who wins!

We need a theme song for the house!

I suggest:

Get Free - The Vines

Break Free - Queen

Every Breathe You Take - The Police

Day By Day - Serafin

Threesome - Fenix TX (Just to pass the time)

Die Alright! - The Hives

Hash Pipe - Weezer

We Are Not Gonna Make It - The Presidents Of The USA

If You See Jordan - Something Coporate

Good Riddence (Time Of Your Life) - Greenday

All Along The Watchtower - Bob Dylan

Is Anybody Home - Our Lady Peace

Living In Chaos - The Offspring

Put Your Hands Up - Reef

[dr_evil]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
Well according to Evil only one person gets evicted I thought?

no 2 people get evicted from that list:)

[Chodaboy]

Originally posted by dr_evil
no 2 people get evicted from that list:)
well lets get to it then

[Balrog of Moria]

I vote Time of Your Life by Greenday !!!

[IdahoMR2man]

I say "We're Not gonna Take it" by Twisted Sister, because we are all a bunch of nonconformists to the CS! bureaucracy. Or "God Save the Queen" by the Sex Pistols.

[Chodaboy]

Originally posted by dr_evil
no 2 people get evicted from that list:)
check your PM

[Chodaboy]

Originally posted by IdahoMR2man
I say "We're Not gonna Take it" by Twisted Sister, because we are all a bunch of nonconformists to the CS! bureaucracy. Or "God Save the Queen" by the Sex Pistols.
its raining men

[Balrog of Moria]

What do you guys think of the new sig.

Should I keep it or change it back

[smokiechimp]

I feel like such a ponse, I'm drinking cider from a gigantic wine glass!

[IdahoMR2man]

Change it. Too long.

[smokiechimp]

your probabl;y better off making it smaller!

[Chodaboy]

w00t

[Balrog of Moria]

How do I make it smaller

[smokiechimp]

change the size!

[size=1] ::Text Here:: [size]


but put a \ before size in the last box

[Balrog of Moria]

Yea but how do I do it

[smokiechimp]

there you go!

[Chodaboy]

jeebus

[Sparhawk]

Originally posted by Chodaboy
jeebus

Love the new sig!