Your "Quote Of The Day" Thread

[MazzaRedd]

"Me. Me. Me. Me too" - Agent Smith, The Matrix Reloaded

[Switzer]

"You mean the penis"
-Bobby Hill

[LadyFireFly]

I love him! I love him for the man he wants to be. And I love him for the man he almost is.

Jerry Maguire

[quotegal]

But...but you're Indian.
- Bend it Like Beckham ;)

[lil_sandy]

i dont want any flowers from you, im not wearing black underwear and i dont wanna move in with u joe....
- while you were sleeping

[Switzer]

"I didn't even mention you have a narrow urethra and I had plenty of chances
"-Peggy Hill

[Kitty]

"Hey look Beavis, I'm 'jacking off'."
-- Beavis and Butthead Do America

[cg124]

"your move creep"

-robocop

[Switzer]

"Poodle?Why don't you just go all the way and get a sex change and a cat!
"-Hank Hill

[Sculder]

Al: "Those articles that say married couples have sex every month are just sensationalistic lies perpetrated on the public to sell magazines. It's hooey I tell you, hooey."

"Married... with Children"

[Switzer]

"Would you want to sleep with a bum?"
-Hank Hill

[Switzer]

"I got big balls"
-Jay Leno

[m00se]

"I could be anyone."
"Then why do you stay you?"

"How's your wife?"
"When we divorce a decade ago, she was very, very angry. Now she's just hostile."

My favorite movie quote... ever:
"You know that great thing, though? Is that change can be so constant you don't even feel the difference until there is one. It can be so slow that you don't even notice that your life is better or worse, until it is. Or it can just blow you away. Make you something different in an instant. It happened to me. Build this house with me."

[Mr.Webs]

And like that...he's gone.
_____________________________

The Usual Suspects

[JackBauer]

"don't waste my mother******* time"

al pacino

heat

[Hitman]

"In this business, you're bound to rub out someone you know." - Fulltime Killers

[cg124]

Austin:"Basil this coffie smells like ****."
Basil:"It is **** Austin."
Austin: "Oh so it isn't just me.*sips* It's a bit nutty


-austin power the spy who shagged me

[LOTRNUT04]

I do what i do best, i take scores, you do what you do best, trying to stop guys like me.

Robert DeNiro - Heat

[LOTRNUT04]

McCauley: It's that, or we both better go do something else, pal.

hanna: I dont know how to do anything else

McCauley: Neither do i

Hanna: I dont much want to either

McCauley: Neither do i

Heat

[LOTRNUT04]

Sorry about all of these, JackBauer got me started, and i had to go find all of the good ones from it......

McCauley: yeah, Roger Van Zant

VZ: yeah, whos this

MC: you know who this is

VZ:yes i do, yes i do. I sent a guy to deliver the package. He didn't call, is everything right?

MC: Ill tell you what, forget the money

VZ: what?

MC: forget the money.

VZ: its a lot of money, what are you doing, what do you mean forget the money?

MC: what am i doing? Im talking to an empty telephone...

VZ: i dont understand

MC: ....cause theres a dead man on the other end of this Fuc---- line *click*

again, sorry, just such a good movie, so many good parts!

[Switzer]

I want my baby-back baby-back baby-back ribs"
-Fat Bastard

[JackBauer]

Originally posted by LOTRNUT04
Sorry about all of these, JackBauer got me started, and i had to go find all of the good ones from it......

McCauley: yeah, Roger Van Zant

VZ: yeah, whos this

MC: you know who this is

VZ:yes i do, yes i do. I sent a guy to deliver the package. He didn't call, is everything right?

MC: Ill tell you what, forget the money

VZ: what?

MC: forget the money.

VZ: its a lot of money, what are you doing, what do you mean forget the money?

MC: what am i doing? Im talking to an empty telephone...

VZ: i dont understand

MC: ....cause theres a dead man on the other end of this Fuc---- line *click*

again, sorry, just such a good movie, so many good parts!

i agree, its a great movie.

[Switzer]

"Well,I'd like to stay and chat but your a total b****"
-Stewwie Griffin

[Switzer]

"Strap on spelled backwords is NO PARTS"

[Hitman]

Frat Boys: Hey that was pretty funny how you sicked the cops on us the other night!

Mitch: "Oh really? I mean don't get me wrong, I thought it was funny....but I'm surprised you did, well because you got your asses kicked."

[FrankTheBunny]

"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!" Winston Zeddemore, Ghostbusters

[WDTSF]

"Well he's a real gentleman. I'll bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it." Shirley MacLaine, Steel Magnolias

[Tenafly Viper]

"Absinthe is the aphrodisiac of the self. The green fairy who lives in the absinthe wants your soul. But you are safe with me."
- Dracula

[Sims17]

''On a long-enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.''

''The things you own, end up owning you.''

''Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate, so we can buy **** we don't need.''

Fight Club

[FrankTheBunny]

"Victory! Victory you say? Master Obi-Wan, not victory. The shroud of the dark side has fallen, begun the clone war has.."

Yoda, Attack of the Clones

[JackBauer]

"when you look into her eyes you feel weaker and stronger at the same time"

peter parker, SPIDER-MAN

[LOTRNUT04]

BILLY MADISON:
Old Woman: If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Billy: Ohhhhh...That was the grosest thing I've ever heard.

[LOTRNUT04]

"Pity! It is pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death, and some that die deserve life. Cna you give it to them Frodo, then do not be too eager to deal out death and judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends."

FOTR

[LOTRNUT04]

"Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown."

Loach: What happened to your nose, Gittes? Somebody slammed a bedroom window on it?
Jake Gittes: Nope. Your wife got excited. She crossed her legs a little too quick. You understand what I mean, pal?

Jake Gittes: A memorial service was held at the Mar Vista Inn today for Jasper Lamar Crabb. He passed away two weeks ago.
Evelyn Mulwray: Why is that unusual?
Jake Gittes: He passed away two weeks ago and one week ago he bought the land. That's unusual.

Chinatown

[LOTRNUT04]

"Ya like apples....yea? well i got er number....how do ya like dem apples"

[Hitman]

"I've got more DNA on my mousepad than a bed spread at Ramada Inn."

- Nick Dipalo, Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn

[FrankTheBunny]

"Don't follow the lights!"

Gollum, TTT

[freakyplatypus]

"Read the paper! Read it!"

-The Guy smacking the woman with the newspaper on TV, Jackie Brown

[Hitman]

"I'm on my F***ING lunch break!"

- Billy Bob Thorton, Bad Santa

[MazzaRedd]

"ESSS-CA-PE! I wonder what that means. It's funny, it's just splled like the word 'escape.'" - Dory, Finding Nemo

[FrankTheBunny]

"The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride f****** with you. F*** pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps"

Marsellus Wallace, Pulp Fiction

[Tony Montana]

Alan Marciano: Why'd I get mixed up with that *****?

Vincent Hanna: Cause she's got a great ass...and you got your head all the way up it!


The Heat

[Switzer]

"Hockey is a wild sport.From Eh or Zed"

[quotegal]

I am having a bad day! The worst damn day of my whole damn life! So if it is not too much to ask will you all just back the **** off!
~28 Days

(sometimes I just want to say this one) ;)

[Hitman]

"I always save the last bullet. Either for myself, or my enemy."

- Chow Yun Fat, The Killer

[LOTRNUT04]

Originally posted by Tony Montana
Alan Marciano: Why'd I get mixed up with that *****?

Vincent Hanna: Cause she's got a great ass...and you got your head all the way up it!


The Heat
good quote, but the movie is HEAT, not THE HEAT :)

[FrankTheBunny]

"I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee. And I don't mean to. I don't mean to."

Samwise Gamgee, FOTR

[TheNapster2.0]

hi

[quotegal]

Happy - smile. Sad - frown. Use the corresponding face for the corresponding emotion!
~ French Kiss

[Hitman]

"...grieving, it's a process."

- Billy Crystal, Analyze That

[JackBauer]

"everybody runs..."

- minority report

[JackBauer]

"now i know why you people cry, but that is something i can never do" -T2

"desire is irrelevant, I AM A MACHINE!!!" -T3

[FrankTheBunny]

"The same blood flows through my veins...the same weakness."

Aragorn, FOTR

[Tenafly Viper]

"It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds."
- Doc Holliday

[LadyFireFly]

Jerry Maguire: What do you want from me? My soul?
Dorothy: Why not? I deserve that much.

Jerry Maguire

[AnGeL's_BaBe03]

Friday, Smokey to Craig,

"I know you don't smoke weed, but im gonna get you high today because it's friday, you aint got no job and you aint go **** to do".

[FrankTheBunny]

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f'n khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."


Tyler Durden, Fight Club

[Tenafly Viper]

"Well, your best better get a hell of a lot f-cking better, or you are gonna feel a hell of a lot f-cking worse."
- Seth Gecko

[sphericthor]

Vern Tessio: Come on you guys! Let's get moving.

Teddy Duchamp: Yeah, by the time we get there, the kid won't even be dead anymore.

- Stand By Me

[jimbob]

"Damn you vile woman! You've impeded my work ever since the day I escaped your wretched womb!" -- Stewie, Family Guy

[Sculder]

"It's just like Santa's workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms... and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me... "

- Buddy ("Elf")

[Switzer]

"If you can't beleive what comes out of her mouth,then you won't believe what goes inside it"
-Aries Spears from MadTV

[sgr818]

I'm Batman

[Crazy_Slasher]

I hope I give you the ****s, you ****ing wimp

[LOTRNUT04]

"hi im buddy, whats your favorite color?"

...(i think thats how it goes)....ELF

[Tenafly Viper]

"Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?"
- Tyler Durden

[Sculder]

" I thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands. "
- Buddy ("Elf")

[FrankTheBunny]

"I eat pieces of s*** like you for breakfast!"
"you eat pieces of s*** for breakfast?"
"No!"

~ Happy Gilmore

[Laterose]

"s****!"
"Yessss...."

-Matrix

[JackBauer]

BANG!! "you've just been promoted"

ira gaines. 24s1

[LOTRNUT04]

bury your friend
where
in the ground

[JackBauer]

:lol:

sorry for the spam but its such a great line

[Switzer]

"Everytime I shake my ass,I feel it in my soul"
-Beyonce

[JackBauer]

"go to hell"

di caprio in GONY before dancing

[spiderman_2k]

Are you telling me that you built a time machine…out of a Delorion?
BTTF

[Tara]

"Now dont you blame the movies Syd, Movies dont create psychos, movies make psychos more creative." - - Billy Loomis, Scream

(sorry if it has been mentioned before)

[Tenafly Viper]

"They have an expression in prize fighting "Everyone has a plan until they've been hit." Well my friend, you've just been hit. The getting up is up to you."
- Charles Remington

[JackBauer]

quick impression for ya: "CAW CAW, BANG! ****, I'M DEAD!!"

top dollar

[Sculder]

Motorcycle Cop: "Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?"
Clark: "No, sir, I don't. "
Motorcycle Cop: "Well... it's probably pretty stiff. "

-National Lampoon's Vacation

[FrankTheBunny]

"So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."


Gandalf, FOTR

[LOTRNUT04]

it doesn't hurt so much here, or here, but RIGHT HERE.....

Tommy Boy

[LadyFireFly]

When we're hungry...love will keep us alive

-Eagles

[Mark0869]

"Hey, Ripley. I herd that you came across these things befor."
"Yah?"
"Well what happened?"
"I died."

[FrankTheBunny]

"Shut your f-ing face Uncle f-er!"


South Park the Movie

[Sculder]

Tim: Anybody wanna go fly a kite with me tonight? I hear it's great weather for flying KITES! I wonder if there's any KITES around here we can fly!
Brian Schwartz: Hey listen, Cavanaugh. It's not kite, it's KIKE! K-I-K-E, "kike." You know, you're too stupid to even be a good bigot!

- Porky's

[LadyFireFly]

Susanna: I guess I'm puzzled as to why I have to be in a mental institution. Everybody here is ****ing crazy!
Dr. Wick: So what you're saying is you want to go home?
Susanna: Same problem.

Girl Interrupted

[FrankTheBunny]

Captian Faramir, you've shown your quality. The very highest.


The Two Towers, Extended Edition

[Reemer]

Originally posted by PsYkOoOoO
The life that I was trying for is gone, and I'm feeling so damn sorry for myself that it's difficult to breathe


helen hunt'as good as it gets'

wasn't Helen Hunt, dude. that was Greg Kinnear.
coincidentally my quote to contribute is

"I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability!"

Jack Nicholson - when asked how does he write women so well in As Good As It Gets

[JackBauer]

"i make art until some one dies..."

"what do you want?" - "a little sing, a little dance,...batman's head on a lance..." :D

joker, BATMAN '89

I LOVE THIS GUY

[FrankTheBunny]

"You bow to no one."

Aragorn, ROTK

At least I think that's right. :\

[Oj]

"We all got it comin'." - Clint Eastwood as William Munny in Unforgiven

[ILOVEKATIE]

"Things are now in motion that cannot be undone"- Gandalf
ROTK

This quote sums up the film perfectly.

[JackBauer]

hunt - "i said 0 body counts!"
krieger - "we'll see!"

Mission: Impossible

[FrankTheBunny]

"Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished. And no one's even asking you to build an ark. All you have to do is go to New Jersey, and visit a small church on a very important day"

Metatron, Dogma

[LOTRNUT04]

we come to it at last, the great battle of our time

gandalf ROTK

[Sculder]

George Martin: "To me, marriage is a sacred institution. So tell me, you and the wife do it doggie-style, or what? "

- Police Academy

[The Moose]

i've got 2

" i can't carry if for you Mr Frodo, but i can carry you"

Samwise Gamgee

"You bow to no-one"
King Elessar

[Izzy]

Things you own end up owning you

Brad Pitt- Fight Club

[Sculder]

Lt. Amos:" Two words. "Disco Express." "
Ford Fairlane: "Disco Express? They blew dog! And that lead singer, he kinda looked like... "
Lt. Amos: "Like ME, right? "
Ford Fairlane: "Yeah! I was gonna say he looked like ****, but... he looked like you. "

Adventures of Ford Fairlane

[Tara]

"Concerntration, not strength"

Coach Bombay, The champions.

[Pwnst1k]

This one has prob. already been done, but I don't feel like going through 24 pages :)

'You gonna bark all day little doggy?... or are you gonna bite?"

-Mr. Blonde, Reservoir Dogs

[FrankTheBunny]

"Are you a God-fearing man, Senator? That is such a strange phrase. I've always thought of God as a teacher; a bringer of light, wisdom, and understanding. You see, I think what you really fear is me. Me and my kind. The Brotherhood of Mutants. Oh, it's not so surprising really. Mankind has always feared what it doesn't understand. Well, don't fear God, Senator, and certainly don't fear me. Not any more."

Magneto, X-Men

[droidguy1119]

"Sheriff Perry! You are violating my territorial bubble!"
- Special Agent Milton Dammers, The Frighteners

[FrankTheBunny]

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.


- Tony Montana, Scarface

[Rizor]

"And Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he'd ever wished for."
"What happened?"
"He lived happily ever after."

-- Willy Wonka and Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

[droidguy1119]

"It's like...when you're at the beach, and the water's too cold for you to go in...and you turn, and there's a girl, and she doesn't want to go in either. And you know if you just asked her her name...you would leave with her. You would forget your life. Forget who you came with. You would leave the beach with that girl. And, someday, maybe not every day, maybe every week, you would think about that girl, and what if... Today was that girl. Another life you could have had."
-- Gavin Banek (Ben Affleck), Changing Lanes

[Halofan1]

"Say hello to my li'l friend!"
-Tony Montana, Scarface

[Tara]

"Get busy living or get busy dying"

Red and Andy - The Shawshank Redemption

[Sculder]

Steve Stifler: Hey, Finch, what's the capital of Thailand?
[Hits Finch in the groin]
Steve Stifler: Bang-****!

American Wedding

[ZombieMan]

"Good times, and noodle salad".
-As Good As It Gets (Jack Nicholson's character)

[droidguy1119]

"But you and me both know -- there's no film in this camera."
-- Wayne (Mike Myers), Wayne's World

[FrankTheBunny]

"You're a disgrace to men everywhere. I mean, look at the Stifmeister. I got laid 23 times this year, and I'm not counting the hummer I got in the library stacks, baby."

Steve Stifler, American Pie 2

[ChildofDarkness]

"Sir, if you don't shut up I will strangle you with my microphone cord." - The Wedding Singer

[konman72]

"Because I choose to."
-Neo in The Matrix Revolutions

[Kitty]

"I want my two dollars!"
--- the paperboy, Better Off Dead

[Tara]

Its all funny till some one gets shot in the leg

-- Aj, "Armageddon"

[FrankTheBunny]

"But, by the time I figured this all out, it was too late; she moved on. And all I had to show for it was some foolish pride which then gave way to regret. She was the girl. I know that now. But, I pushed her away. So I've spent everyday since then chasing Amy. So to speak."

- Silent Bob, Chasing Amy

[spiderman_2k]

Blue flower, red thorns, Blue flower, red thorns...This would be so much easier if I wasn't colourblind..
Donkey---Shrek

[droidguy1119]

"I love you. And not, not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. I love you. Very, very simple, very truly. You are the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being. And I know that you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you would ever consider. But I had to say it. I just, I can't take this anymore. I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't, I can't look into your eyes without feeling that, that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. And I know this will probably queer our friendship - no pun intended - but I had to say it, because I've never felt this way before, and I don't care. I like who I am because of it. And if bringing this to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that hurts me. But God, I just, I couldn't allow another day to go by without just getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face is to be the inevitable shoot-down. And, you know, I'll accept that. But I know... I know that some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there is a moment of hesitation, then that means you feel something too. All I ask, please, is that you just, you just not dismiss that - and try to dwell in it for just ten seconds. Alyssa, there isn't another soul on this f---ing planet who has ever made me half the person I am when I'm with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it is there between you and me. You can't deny that. Even if, you know, even if we never talk again after tonight, please know that I'm forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me, which - while I do appreciate it - I'd never need a painting of birds bought at a diner to remind me of. "
-- Holden McNeil, Chasing Amy

[LOTRNUT04]

Colonel Robert G. Shaw: Got some letters here, personal things. Also, if I should fall, remember what you see here.

-GLORY

[LOTRNUT04]

[The inmates are playing cards and betting with cigarettes.]
Martini rips a cigarette in half: I bet a nickel.
McMurphy: Dime's the limit, Martini.
Martini: I bet a dime. [Puts the two halves onto the table.]
McMurphy: This is not a dime, Martini. This is a dime, Martini. [Shows a whole cigarette.] If you break it in half, you don't get two nickels, you get ****. Try and smoke it. You understand?
Martini: Yes.
McMurphy: You don't understand.

[LOTRNUT04]

Humphrey Bogart: Here's looking at you, kid.

[LOTRNUT04]

Ed Exley: All I ever wanted was to measure up to my father.
Bud White: Now's your chance. He died in the line of duty, didn't he?

Captain Dudley Smith: I doubt you've ever taken a stupid breath. Don't start now.

Bud White: What happened?
Detective at Hush-Hush Office: Somebody beat him to death and stole a bunch of files. Must've dug up garbage on the wrong guy. Got it narrowed down to a thousand suspects.

-LA Confidential

[LOTRNUT04]

Roy Hobbs: I coulda been better. I coulda broke every record in the book.
Iris Gaines: And then?
Roy Hobbs: And then? And then when I walked down the street people would've looked and they would've said there goes Roy Hobbs, the best there ever was in this game.

Pop Fisher: Batting practice tomorrow, be there!
Roy Hobbs: I have been. Every day.

Roy Hobbs: Pick me out a winner Bobby.

-The natural

[LOTRNUT04]

Floyd: Doyle, I know I gave him four threes. He had to make a switch. We can't let him get away with that.
Doyle Lonnegan: What was I supposed to do — call him for cheating better than me, in front of the others?

Johnny Hooker: He's not as tough as he thinks.
Henry Gondorff: Neither are we.

-The sting

[LOTRNUT04]

Sam Spade: When you're slapped, you'll take it and like it!

Kasper Gutman: I couldn't be fonder of you if you were my own son. But, well, if you lose a son, it's possible to get another. There's only one Maltese Falcon.

-The maltese Falcon

[droidguy1119]

"Have fun looking like Colonel Klink."
-- Dave Buznik (Adam Sandler), Anger Management

[ZombieMan]

"Honey, do you think Hardys is still open"?
-Will Ferrell in Old School

[FrankTheBunny]

It's KFC, not Hardy's. ;)


and for mine...

"It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around. I gotta send you back to the South Pole!"

Billy Madison

[LOTRNUT04]

Old soldiers never die, they just...fade away...

[FrankTheBunny]

"Buy why is the rum gone?"

Pirates of the Caribbean

[Budd/Sidewinder]

''Here are your names......Mr Blue.Mr White.Mr Orange.Mr Brown.Mr.Blonde & Mr.Pink''

''Why am I Mr.Pink?''

''Cuz your a ******t!''

[FrankTheBunny]

"So it begins"

Theoden, The Two Towers

[JackBauer]

*bump*

"The gods envy us. They envy us because we're mortal."

-TROY

[Vincenzo]

I've been coming to this circle for about five years, and measuring it. The diameter and the circumference are constantly changing, but the radius stays the same. Which brings me to the number 5. There are five letters in the word Blaine. Now, if you mix up the letters in the word Blaine, mix 'em around, eventually, you'll come up with Nebali. Nebali. The name of a planet in a galaxy way, way, way... way far away. And another thing. Once you go into that circle, the weather never changes. It is always 67 degrees with a 40% chance of rain.

David Cross-
Waiting for Guffman

[Vincenzo]

If there's an empty space, just fill it with a line, that's what I like to do. Even if it's from another show.

Fred Willard-
Waiting for Guffman

[Vincenzo]

(Nigel is playing a nice, soft piece on the piano)

Marty DiBergi: It's very pretty.
Nigel Tufnel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of ...
Marty DiBergi: What do you call this?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump."

This is Spinal Tap

[Rizor]

"Now you tasted my mutton. How d'ya like it?"

- Bill the Butcher from Gangs of New York after hacking an axe into the back of some charcater.

[Legend67]

When you grow up......and you still feel a little raw about this.

......I'll be waiting.


The Bride-Kill Bill vol 1

[Hardee]

Click on the cover for quote wav.

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[RebelwithaCause]

"Everybody has a heart...except some people."

Bette Davis, All About Eve

Gentlemen, I give you a toast. Here's my hope that Robert Conway will find his Shangri-La. Here's my hope that we all find our Shangri-La.

Lord Gainsford, Lost Horizon

[Penny Lane]

You do an eclectic celebration of the dance! You do Fosse, Fosse, Fosse! You do Martha Graham, Martha Graham, Martha Graham! Or Twyla, Twyla, Twyla! Or Michael Kidde, Michael Kidde, Michael Kidde, Michael Kidde! Or Madonna, Madonna, Madonna!... but you keep it all inside.

The Birdcage

[JackBauer]

"What do you want?"
"A little sing, a little dance...Batmans head on a lance"

The Joker, BATMAN

[flukeman]

French waiter: "And now sir, a wafer thin mint."
Mr. Creosote: "Oh, **** off, I'm full."
French waiter: "Oh sir, it's only a tiny little thin one."
Mr. Creosote: "I couldn't eat another thing, I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off."
French waiter: "It's only wafer thin..."
Mr. Creosote: "Alright, just one."
French waiter: "Just the one...bon appetit."

Mr. Creosote explodes.

--Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

[JackBauer]

"Smash their walls to the ground, if it costs me 40 thousand greeks!"

Agamemmnon, -TROY

[Francis Castle]

"Hate is baggage, life's too short to be pissed off all the time." -- American History X

"Those who do evil to others, the criminals, the rapists, the sadists, the psychos, will come to know me well. I am not Frank Castle. He died with his family. Call me, The Punisher." --The Punisher

[Darth Barth]

From Everybody Loves Raymond (can we do TV?)

"Sure...its easy to use the glue..WHEN YOU DONT HAVE TO KILL THE HORSE!"

Heard that tonight lololololol

[Halofan1]

"From here, you can get an excellent view of my foot."

"I asked you to show me what you know. Not a Goddamn thing!".
-Pai Mei, Kill Bill

"*****, you don't have a future."
-Beatrix Kiddo, Kill Bill

[Sculder]

David Starsky: "I like your Lincoln."
Huggy Bear: "It's a '76. Won't be out 'til next year. But I know some people that know some people that robbed some people. "

[zamphir66]

Charlton Heston: "ITS A MADHOUSE!"

[PsYkOoOoO]

"According to the Oxford English Dictionary,the word,"Snapshot" was originally used as a hunting term."

Sy Parrish,One Hour Photo.

[JackBauer]

"Don't you ever f****** die?"

Funboy -The Crow

[Tenafly Viper]

"Marla's philosophy of life is that she might die at any moment. The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't."

[Tony_samo]

Jack Bauer: "You don't have any more Information Do you Nina?"

Nina Myers: "Yes!!"

Jack Bauer: "No.. You Don't!"




24: SEASON 3

[JackBauer]

"Spider-Man killed my father...I want Spider-Man dead!"

Harry, Spider-Man 2

[JackBauer]

"Ok, ok, i got it....sh1t i lost it.." SLACK!

-Tyler Durden :D

[Ad Lib]

- What are they doing? Why did they come here?

- It's kinda instinct. Memory... What they used to do This was an important place in their lives.

"Dawn of the Dead" (1978)

[Chuckles]

"Garcon means boy."

[Sculder]

Bob Parkhurst:" I want to see how a war is fought, so badly."

Captain Blackadder: "Well, you've come to the right place, Bob. A war hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, high chief of all the vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside."

"Blackadder Goes Forth"

[Tenafly Viper]

Monty Brogan: F--k me? F--k you!
F--k you and this whole city and everyone in it.
F--k the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back.
F--k the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a f--king job!
F--k the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in f--king training. SLOW THE F-CK DOWN!
F--k the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their d-cks on my Channel 35.
F--k the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English?
F--k the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you f--king came from!
F--k the black-hatted Hasidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds!
F--k the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother f--kers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron a--holes to jail for F--KING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that sh-t? Give me a f--king break! Tyco! Worldcom!
F--k the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst f--kin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good.
F--k the Bensonhurst Italians with their palmaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos.
F--k the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart!
F--k the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the f--k on already!
F--k the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust!
F--k the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants.
F--k the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, f--k JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in f--kin' Otisville, J!
F--k Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-a--, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist a--holes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two wh-res roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish a--!
But most of all F--CK you Montgomery Brogan, you had it all YOU STUPID F--CK and you threw it all away!

[JackBauer]

"This war will never be forgotten, nor will the hero's who fought in it." -Odysseus, TROY

[Bowl Of Fat]

"People in glass houses, sink ships!" - Boondock Saints


:applaud: :applaud: :applaud: :applaud:

[m00se]

"We're gonna make it after allllll!" -the song from Laverne and Shirley or Mary Tyler Moore or one of those old shows...

[Optimus Magnus]

"I think he's attempting re-entry sir" Q, Moonraker

Come on, you know the whole film was worth that one line :D

[faerie822]

"I will think of you dead until my husband makes you so. And then I will think on you no more."
-Mary MacGregor (Rob Roy)

[Sculder]

[Blackadder is interrogating Captain Darling who is suspected of being a German spy]
Captain Darling: "I'm as British as Queen Victoria!"
Captain Blackadder: "So your father's German, you're half German, and you married a German! "

"Blackadder Goes Forth"

[sweetophelia]

"Real life sucks losers dry. If you want to f*** with the eagles, you have to learn to fly."

Heather #1 from Heathers. One of the best movies ever.

[Ad Lib]

- Read between lines!

(here should've been a picture but I didn't find one)

"The school of Rock" (2003)

[JackBauer]

Hector: "Fight me!"
Achilles: "Why kill you now prince of Troy, with no one here to see you fall..."

[flukeman]

Originally posted by Sculder
[Blackadder is interrogating Captain Darling who is suspected of being a German spy]
Captain Darling: "I'm as British as Queen Victoria!"
Captain Blackadder: "So your father's German, you're half German, and you married a German! "

"Blackadder Goes Forth"

Yes, Blackadder :D

Basil Fawlty (shaking fist at the sky shouting): "Oh thank you God! Thank you so bloody much!"
Fawlty Towers

[ruban]

"It's calender time. Calender time for Buddy."
-Larry Gomez, Kill Bill Vol. 2

[Garnet Spring]

Originally posted by Tenafly Viper
Monty Brogan: F--k me? F--k you!
F--k you and this whole city and everyone in it.
F--k the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back.
F--k the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a f--king job!
F--k the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in f--king training. SLOW THE F-CK DOWN!
F--k the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their d-cks on my Channel 35.
F--k the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English?
F--k the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you f--king came from!
F--k the black-hatted Hasidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds!
F--k the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother f--kers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron a--holes to jail for F--KING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that sh-t? Give me a f--king break! Tyco! Worldcom!
F--k the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst f--kin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good.
F--k the Bensonhurst Italians with their palmaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos.
F--k the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart!
F--k the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the f--k on already!
F--k the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust!
F--k the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants.
F--k the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, f--k JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in f--kin' Otisville, J!
F--k Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-a--, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist a--holes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two wh-res roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish a--!
But most of all F--CK you Montgomery Brogan, you had it all YOU STUPID F--CK and you threw it all away! What is this from?

[quotegal]

My ass is twitching. You people make my ass twitch.
-French Kiss :-*

[JackBauer]

"It was a good death"

-Katsumoto, Last Samurai

[Sculder]

Lieutenant George:" You know, I won't half miss you chaps after the war. "
Private Baldrick: "Don't worry, Lieutenant; I'll come visit you. "
Lieutenant George: "Will you really? Oh bravo! Yes, jump into the old jalopy and come down and stay in the country, and we can relive the old times."
Captain Blackadder: "What, dig a hole in the garden, fill it with water, and get your gamekeeper to shoot at us all day? "

"Blackadder Goes Forth"

[Scythe]

Originally posted by Garnet Spring
What is this from?

I think 25th hour?

[Scythe]

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass......and I'm all out of bubble gum


Such a great corny line haha

[Tony_samo]

Yipie Kay' ey Mother F**er


Die Hard / Jhon McKlane

[Mr. TV]

"Attica, Attica, Attica!"

-Dog Day Afternoon

[cerealkiller182]

I hate to see you go, but i love to watch you leave.

-Travolta, Face/Off

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

-Nicholson, Batman

Are you gonna just bark, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?

-Madsen, Resovoir Dogs

[rhain]

"I do apologize madam, but won't the feline eventually tire of his lonely perch and pine for his master's affection and return of his own initiative? The point being---must we actually ascend the tree?"

Professor G. H. Dorr (Tom Hanks)
The Ladykillers

:D

[secant]

Visini: Stop that rhyming now, I mean it!
Fezig: Anybody want a peanut?
-The Princess Bride

[Peter Parker]

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world it didn't exist.
-Soze, The Usual Suspects

[Sculder]

Lieutenant George: "Oh, sir, if we should happen to tread on a mine, what do we do? "
Captain Blackadder: "Well, normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump up 250 feet into the air and scatter yourself over a wide area."

"Blackadder Goes Forth"

[LordofKings]

"Before my time ends, i will look upon your Corpse and smile"

achilles - TROY

[JackBauer]

"I will tell you a secret, something you wont learn in your temples. The gods envy us. They envy us because we're mortal."

Achilles, TROY

[JackBauer]

"Do you know whats there, waiting? Immortality, take it, its yours!"

[rayzor09]

"Did you guys ever watch the show?" - Galaxy Quest

[UnicornBlood3]

Love humiliates you. Hatred cradles you.
-Whie Oleander

[Boro]

"whats that? i missed it"
-tony perkis (ben stiller)

[Sock-Man]

Gretchen: You want to kiss me? I just want it to be at a time when...
Donnie: When it reminds you of how beautiful the world can be?
Gretchen: Yeah.. and right now there's some weird fat guy over there staring at us.

[Boro]

"no, 'I wanted to **** her' "
-the caller in phonebooth

[Sculder]

Bubba: " Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it."

Forrest Gump

[secant]

I love nothing in the world so much as you. Is not that strange?
- Kenneth Branagh as Benedic, Much Ado About Nothing

[JackBauer]

LOL, sculder that is a great one :D

"In my dreams, i see the faces of all men i killed. They're standing at the shore of Synix. They're waiting for me, saying +WEclome, brother+"

Achilles, TROY

i love that line

[Tenafly Viper]

"There are no happy endings because nothing ends."

[Sock-Man]

"Dude what the f**k is wrong with German people"

[UnicornBlood3]

It's a belly button ring, how else can I say it I don't speak no other languages. And this, this is a tongue ring.
-Tracy, from Thirteen

[secant]

Originally posted by Tenafly Viper
"There are no happy endings because nothing ends."
The Last Unicorn?
Schemndrick? The Red Bull's Lair? :D

[Tenafly Viper]

:applaud: correct


"We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams."

[secant]

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory...

Can we get this thread going again? I missed it. Okay, who can get this one (since it seems to be guessing game now) Hint: TPAM's last quote...

It is only with the heart that we can see truly. What is essential is invisible to the eye...

[sshuttari]

MAJOR BUMP!

Either You Die A Hero or Live Long Enough To See Yourself Become the Villain - Dark Knight.

[Doomsday]

Not as bad as the Seabiscuit bump in Current Movies....

'People scare easier when they're dyin'"
Frank, Once Upon a Time in the West

Which I just happened to catch on the big screen recently.

[Bourne 415 71]

"Why so serious?"

-Joker

[JBond]

I could die happy if I never hear a Dark Knight quote again.

[Knerys]

Prepare to die miserable. :)

[Bourne 415 71]

Prepare to die miserable. :)

And here it is!

"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

-Harvey Dent

Harvey Dent: "Rachel talks about you all the time. You've known her for her whole life."

Alfred Pennyworth: "Not yet, sir."