Your "Quote Of The Day" Thread

[Hitman]

"He made me miss."

Bullseye, Daredevil

[angelusrp]

'' Why the f*&%$ do I want a caravan thats got no f#@!* wheels?!!''

Snatch

[LadyFireFly]

The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his @$$. Five long years, he wore this watch up his @$$. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my @$$ for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

pULP fICTION

[Laterose]

It's better to break a man's leg than to break his heart
-Seabiscuit

(Go see that movie! It's awesome!)

[Hitman]

"Yeah parents, ever heard of them? We have parents that love us. You don't because you're an orphan."

Roy O'Bannon, Shanghai Knights

[JimmyDean]

I am a star. I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star. I am a big, bright, shining star.

Boogie Nights

[evenstar]

Pontius Pilate: Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly!

[Balrog of Moria]

Im New York

-Gangs of new york

[Kitty]

"And then the animator died of a heartattack, and the monster seized to exist."

---Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the Narrator

[sphericthor]

"When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?" - Yoda

[Laterose]

I'll shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy!
-Finding Nemo

[LadyFireFly]

You don't throw a whole life away just 'cause it's banged up a little.

Seabiscuit

[Tardumb]

Oo...nice one.

[dr_evil]

Charles Howard: See, sometimes when the little guy doesn't know he's the little guy, he can do big things.

Seabiscuit

[Hitman]

"Aw honey, I understand you're upset. Hey maybe you'll feel better after we have some dirty sex!?"

Mitch Weaver, Dirty Work

[JimmyDean]

Well, you know I... I never got to bat in the major leagues. I would have liked to have had that chance. Just once. To stare down a big league pitcher. To stare him down, and just as he goes into his windup, wink. Make him think you know something he doesn't. That's what I wish for. Chance to squint at a sky so blue that it hurts your eyes just to look at it. To feel the tingling in your arm as you connect with the ball. To run the bases -- stretch a double into a triple, and flop face-first into third, wrap your arms around the bag. That's my wish, Ray Kinsella. That's my wish. And is there enough magic out there in the moonlight to make this dream come true?

Field of Dreams

[Balrog of Moria]

I only speak 2 languages lady...english and bad english

-The 5th Element

[angelusrp]

'' ...Thats entertainment''

- Raging Bull

[LadyFireFly]

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return

Moulin Rouge

[Hitman]

"Yeah parents, ever heard of them? We have parents that love us. You don't because you're an orphan." (lol best quote in the movie)

Roy O'Bannon, Shnghai Knights

[Balrog of Moria]

"Your so drunk your probly seeing double"

"I have 2 guns.....1 for each of you"

-Tombstone

[NeoVsYoda]

"Do you know the meaning of the word nemisis?"


Snatch

[NeoVsYoda]

"Tell her how great Iam....Tell her about my Rapist wit"

Dumb and Dumber.

[trevaine]

"I'm saying you've already done plenty of things to regret, you just don't know what they are. It's when you discover them, when you see the folly in something you've done, and you wish that you had it to do over, but you know you can't, because it's too late. So you pick that thing up, and carry it with you to remind you that life goes on, the world will spin without you, you really don't matter in the end. Then you will gain character, because honesty will reach out from inside and tattoo itself across your face."

The Big Kahuna

[Laterose]

"My men are rounding up twice the number of usual suspects"
Casablanca

[dr_evil]

Billy Flynn: I don't mean to toot my own horn, but if Jesus Christ lived in Chicago today, and he had five thousand dollars, let's just say things would have turned out differently.

Chicago

[The Inc]

"Look a drifter, lets kill him"
Rat Race

[Hitman]

"Hey are there any balls down there?"
"About the biggest pair you've ever seen, dingleberry!"

- Clerks

[FrankTheBunny]

"Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy s*** we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."

~ Fight Club

[sphericthor]

I once shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got into my pyjamas, I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

[Iben]

"If Benjamin was an Ice cream flavour, he'd be pralines and dick." - Wayne's World

[ILOVEKATIE]

"Who am I? You sure you wanna know?"

- Spider-Man

[LadyFireFly]

Que sera sera...whatever will be, will be....the future's not ours to see...que sera sera

Heathers

[Laterose]

Man this country blows
-Shanghai Knights

[Hitman]

"Hey everybody look, crossing guard grabbing an eight year olds ass over here! Crossing guard grabbing an eight year olds ass over here!

Mitch Weaver, Dirty Work

[EnderDeschain]

:lol: You continually remind me that I have to watch that movie again, Hitman.

"I don't love her!" -Bobby Garfield
"But you do. You will. You must. It is ka". -Ted Brautigan
Hearts In Atlantis

[Laterose]

"I'm only a poor corrupt official"
Casablanca

[quotegal]

"For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move."
-Robert Louis Stevenson, Scottish writer and port

[Grindie]

"... He's... darker, more... evil?"
-Robert Englund as himself in 'Wes Craven's New Nightmare'

You have to hear the way Rob delivers this cheesey line to fully appreciate it.

[@nne]

'Stop blowing holes in my ship!!'
Captain Jack Sparrow- Pirates of the Caribbean- Curse of the Black Pearl

~Anne

[Sculder]

Steve Stifler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake!

American Wedding

[obsessedwithsnl]

" All reds."
-Ocean's 11

[JimmyDean]

Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

Vanilla Sky

[RebelwithaCause]

Our love is god...let's go get a Slushie.

[angelusrp]

'' How do you FEEL Preston?''

[FrankTheBunny]

"You must unlearn what you have learned." ~ Yoda, Empire Strikes Back

[spiderman_2k]

"Can I have 5 tickets to Terrance & Philp, asses of fire please"??
"NO"

South Park, Bigger, Longer & Uncut

:hehe:

[@nne]

Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: Oh she's fine; just like I promised. She's getting set to marry Commodore Norrington; just like she promised. And you're going to die for her; just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really. Except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman.

Jack Sparrow & Will Turner
Pirates of the Caribbean - The Curse Of The Black Pearl

[Makaveli]

You all are forgettin the best one ever....


Yippie-ki-yay mother-*****er!!
-Die hard 1/2/3 and 4 when it comes out.

[ILOVEKATIE]

"F*** Freddy! That goalie guy looked pissed."

-Freddy vs. Jason

[JimmyDean]

I can't let this go. I can't let you go. Now, you... you listen to me now. You're a good person. You're a good and beautiful person and I won't let you walk out on me. And I won't let you say those things -- those things about how stupid you are and this and that. I won't stand for that. You want to be with me... then you be with me. You see?

Magnolia

[Balrog of Moria]

Sleep when ya die man

-Alien Resurection

[angelusrp]

''I once knew a man who said Death smiles at us all, All a man can do is smile back''
- Gladiator

[Balrog of Moria]

That is a great quote

[hpk37067]

"A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing."

- Oscar Wilder

[mistaste]

Welcome To My World *****! - Freddy Vs. Jason - Freddy AND Laurie

[JimmyDean]

No, you submit, do you hear? You be strong, you survive... You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you.

Last of the Mohicans

[LadyFireFly]

Well, I have to admit that things are really starting to look up for me since my life turned to ****.

Ghost World

[mistaste]

Must go faster, must go faster! - Jeff Goldblum - Jurassic Park

[Tasty Humans]

It's not a good day to be a bad guy

The Crow

[hpk37067]

"Damn, we're in a tight spot!"
- O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU?

[JimmyDean]

Just what the world needs, another actress.

As Good As It Gets

[FrankTheBunny]

"We're sorta like 7-11. We're not always doin' business, but we're always open."

Boondock Saints

[quotegal]

"Congratualtions! You found a boat in the middle of the ocean."
- Ghost Ship

[hpk37067]

"Fear is the mind killer..............."

- DUNE

[quotegal]

"Say hello to my little friend!"
Yeah, I watched Scarface yesterday.

[ILOVEKATIE]

Major Konig- He isn't dead.
Soldier- Do you know why?
Major Konig- Because I haven't killed him yet.

-Enemy At the Gates

[trevaine]

"Hand me the keys, you **** sucker."

"In English, please?"

"'Scuse me?"

"In English."

"Hand me the ****in' keys, you **** sucker. What da ****?"

A groovy little link so that you can audibly enjoy this quote:

http://www.moviequotequiz.com/reviews/usualsuspects.html

[LadyFireFly]

You're like the thief who isn't the least bit sorry he stole, but is terribly, terribly sorry he's going to jail.

Gone With The Wind

[JimmyDean]

If there's any kind of magic in this world, it must be in the attempt of understanding someone, sharing something. I know, it's almost impossible to succeed, but . . . who cares, really? The answer must be in the attempt.

Before Sunrise

[angelusrp]

'' Welcome to baby land ''

-Father of the bride II

[hpk37067]

"I am the Kwisatz Haderach."

- Paul Muad'dib, DUNE

[FrankTheBunny]

"That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for."

The Two Towers

[ILOVEKATIE]

"There is nothing for you here, only death"

-The Two Towers

[LadyFireFly]

The future is just a ****ing concept that we use to avoid living today.

Six Feet Under

[Balrog of Moria]

I would have you smile again, not grieve for those whose time has come

Return of the King

[evenstar]

Kicking Bird: I was just thinking that of all the trails in this life there is one that matters most. It is the trail of a true human being. I think you are on this trail and it is good to see.

Dances with wolves

[LadyFireFly]

I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.

Say Anything

[PapaGeorgioSmrf]

That's a nice nursing uniform Guy

They're OR scrubs

OH, ARE they

(Rushmore)

[mistaste]

"Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?" Legolas to Gimli - The Two Towers - Legendary film!!

[JimmyDean]

Remember, Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.

Shawshank Redemption

[hpk37067]

"Save me Jebus!"

- Homer, THE SIMPSONS

[Stands Alone]

"If you say no, Elwood and I, will have breakfast, lunch, and dinner here...everyday.."

Jake Blues, "The Blues Brothers"

[ILOVEKATIE]

"Once it takes hold of us.....it never lets go."- Gollum

-TTT:EE

[Optimus Magnus]

You see, we're on a mission from God - Blues Brothers

------

Jake: How're we doing

Elwood: It's a 106 miles to Chicago, we've a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark and we're wearing sun glasses

Jake: Hit it

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Coronation, Starscream; this is bad comedy - Transformers: The Movie

Does he look like a *****? - Pulp Fiction

No I don't think I want any of that horrible ****; can we knock off and get drunk now please? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Your move, creep - Robocop

If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy - The Breakfast Club

A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile - Ferris Buller's Day Off

Oh I'm sorry did I break you concentration? - Pulp Fiction

You know what the difference between you and me is...

...I make this look good - Men In Black


Guns for show, knives for a pro - Lock Stock and Two Smokking Barrels


I was afraid: how do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss? - The Usual Suspects

[redpill]

Iam Tiler Derdam - Fight Club

[Hitman]

"God Bless America...and no place else!" - Head Of State

[hpk37067]

"Men can do anything if they will."
- some guy from the Renaissance, Alberti

[JimmyDean]

I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle in your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

When Harry Met Sally

[el whip]

YOu're my boy blue, you're my boy

[FrankTheBunny]

"Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler... "


Office Space

[LadyFireFly]

It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces.

Bridget Jones Diary

[hpk37067]

"Isn't that worth fighting for? Isn't that worth dieing for?"
- Morpheus, MATRIX: RELOADED

[Hitman]

"I pay it gladly."

John Preston, Equilibrium

[LadyFireFly]

Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat who, by the way, I think you should name Michael. And, you know, ya see there I'm thinking of names so obviously, I am over you. I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call CLOSURE.

Friends

[hpk37067]

"Dip me Marge. Lower. Lower. Lower!"

- Homer, THE SIMPSONS

[Se7en the movie]

"woah.....i am metaluna!"

"to answer you last question first.........shut up"

"Well this oughta kill them"

"put the mens room in the tower, what was i thinking!"

"i'll put you in the ***** transformer"

"sort this, mail that, i'll make 'em all pay"


- all from mystery science theater: the movie, and i got loads more

[kel thuzad]

Open the pod bay dors, please, HAL.
2001: Space Odyssey

[kel thuzad]

It's a helluva thing, killing a man. You take all he ever had or could've had.
Unforgiven

[kel thuzad]

I should've known it ! You know why ?
Because of the kids. They called me Mr. Glass...
Unbreakable

[LadyFireFly]

Jerry Maguire: What do you want from me? My soul?
Dorothy: Why not? I deserve that much.

Jerry Maguire

[Hitman]

"Groovy"

Ash, Evil Dead II

[Crazy_Slasher]

Teasle: He was just another drifter who broke the law!

Trautman: Vagrancy wasn't it? That's gonna look real good on his grave stone in Arlington: Here lies John Rambo, winner of the Congressional Medal of Honor, survivor of countless incursions behind enemy lines. Killed for vagrancy in Jerkwater, USA.

Teasle: Now don't give me any of that crap Trautman. Do you think Rambo was the only guy who had a tough time in Vietnam? He killed a police officer for Christ's sake!

Trautman: You're goddamn lucky he didn't kill all of you.

Rambo:First Blood

[JimmyDean]

When I close my eyes, I see this thing, a sign, I see this name in bright blue neon lights with a purple outline. And this name is so bright and so sharp that the sign -- it just blows up because the name is so powerful... It says, "Dirk Diggler."

Boogie Nights

[LadyFireFly]

I don't know, I think that if I could just accept the fact that my life is supposed to be difficult. You know, that's what to be expected, then I might not get so pissed-off about it and I'll just be glad when something nice happens.

Before Sunrise

[Hitman]

"I hope you were the grrom."

"Ted Nugent called, he wants his suit back!"

- Oceans 11 (remake)

[Hitman]

"I hope you were the groom."

"Ted Nugent called, he wants his suit back!"

- Oceans 11 (remake)

[ChildofDarkness]

"Cheerleaders are dancers gone retarded."

-Bring It On

[JimmyDean]

I want the last face you see in this world to be the face of love, so you look at me when they do this thing. I'll be the face of love for you.

Dead Man Walking

[trevaine]

Donald Kaufman: You are what you love, not what loves you.

Adaptation

(A repost I'm sure)

[Dogbert0228]

"Girls are bad. Throw rocks at them." - Kyle Hancock

[ChildofDarkness]

"You may now call me lord of the flame."
"Hey lord of the flame, your tail is on fire."

"You will now be known as lord-"
"Touch me and you die."

- Sid and Diego (Ice Age)

[hpk37067]

"You weave your own doom."
- Terisias, OEDIPUS REX

[Stands Alone]

Cheerleader:"This is just gross...That boy is a PIG!"
Cheerleader [To Bluto]:"Your a P-I-G, pig!"
Bluto: "What am I now....[Stuffs food in his mouth, then presses on either side, spraying food everywhere.] A ZIT! Get it?"

Animal House

[ChildofDarkness]

"Oh no, not the birdy boiler." -Zazu
"I'm surrounded by idiots." -Scar
"You mean a bunch of royal dead guys are watching us?" -Timone

(The Lion King)

[JimmyDean]

Ernest Hemingway once wrote, "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part.

Se7en

[brody27]

"My name is Bond, James Bond."

(Dr. No - 1962)

[brody27]

Originally posted by trevaine
Donald Kaufman: You are what you love, not what loves you.

Adaptation

(A repost I'm sure)

Great post.

[evenstar]

Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: Armed, armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

[Inval1d]

[At a job interview]
Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in five years?
Peter Griffin: [Thinking to himself "Don't say doing you wife! Don't say doing your wife!"] Doing your, uh, son...

~ Family Guy :funny:

[Hitman]

**** you, **** you, *** you, you're cool, **** you I'm out.

- Scarface, Half - Baked

[FrankTheBunny]

I feel like I've been in a coma for the past twenty years. And I'm just now waking up.

Lester Burnham, American Beauty

[Sculder]

Lloyd Christmas: "Chicks are for fags !"

Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd

[ChildofDarkness]

"Norman, shut the **** up!" - Ginger (Ginger Snaps)

[Balrog of Moria]

I only wish, to catch a fish, so juicy sweeeeeeeeet

[Hitman]

"I'm supposed to be dead....hahahaha"

- Brother

[FrankTheBunny]

"To Alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"

~ Homer Simpson

[The Moose]

"Only two things are infinite- the universe and human stupidity" Albert Einstein

[sphericthor]

"You're good Baby, I'll give you that. But me? I'm magic!" - Bullseye (Colin Farrell) - DareDevil

[A Man Apart]

"Cause the house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes. The house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet big, then you take the house."
~Daniel Ocean
Ocean's Eleven

[JimmyDean]

Ooh but I still smell her. Women. What could you say? Who made 'em? God must've been a ****ing genius. Hair. They that hair's everything you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls and just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips. And when they touched yours were like that first swallow of wine after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-hah! Big ones, little ones. Nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns, or second-hand Steinways, but what's between them .... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing. Pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me son? I'm givin' ya pearls here.

Scent of a Woman

[Hitman]

"Y'know there's a million fine women in the world dude, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of em' just cheat on ya."

- Silent Bob, Clerks

[ChildofDarkness]

"Ugh, I smell like a human." - San (Princess Mononoke)

[Inval1d]

Chris Griffin: Dad, can you help me with my math homework? Peter Griffin: Math. Math my dear boy is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.

~Family Guy

[Sculder]

Soap: A little bit of pain never hurt anybody, if you know what I mean.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

[Blizzardman15]

"2nd place is the first place loser"

[Hitman]

Bearded Lady: Hey sugar, have you ever met a chick with a beard before?

Mitch: Uh no, I can't say that I have there bearded broad.

Bearded Lady: Oh well sugar, you haven't lived. I'll be in my trailer...if you want it...come and get it.

Mitch: Note to self, I do not want to live!

- Dirty Work

[ChildofDarkness]

"It's like wiping your a** with silk, I love it."

(Matrix Reloaded)

[Stands Alone]

"Economics Teacher: Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
Simone: Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
Economics Teacher: Thank you, Simone
Simone: No problem whatsoever. "


"Ferris: Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond. "

"Ferris: I do have a test today. that wasn't complete bull. It's on European socialism. I mean, honestly, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on becoming European. So who gives a crap if their socialists or not? They could be fasict anarcists. It still doesn't change the fact that i don't own a car."


- Ferris Bueller

[FrankTheBunny]

"Famous people are just more interesting"

Penny Lane, Almost Famous

[LadyFireFly]

It was fun while it lasted, too bad it lasted longer than it was fun

Great quote I randomly stumbled upon

[Hitman]

"Told you I'm never going back...."

- Heat

[trevaine]

"One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing."
-Oscar Wilde

[DalOwnerx3]

"It just doesn't matter" - Meatballs

[necronon99]

LETS ROCK!!!
aliens

[JimmyDean]

At that restaurant, I beat up the bathroom. I'm sorry.

Punch-Drunk Love

[kel thuzad]

Turkish: Waz that ?
Tommy: It's me belt Turkish.
Turkish: No tommy, there's a gun in ya trousers. Whaz a gun doin' in ya trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? From zee germans ?

[trevaine]

You've heard it been said that a fool and his money are soon parted. I say that a fool and his money are lucky to get together in the first place.

[ILOVEKATIE]

Monroe- They just blew the president's car.
Eddie- The was the president's car? Did they get him?
Monroe- That's the bad news: no, they didn't.

- Congo

[Hitman]

"No, I'll shoot the cook. My car is parked out back anyway."

- Agent Sands, Once Upon A Time In Mexico

[ChildofDarkness]

"I'm not going there to die, I'm going to find out if I'm really alive." -Spike (Cowboy Bebop)
"It's all a . . . dream." -Julia (Cowboy Bebop)

[Hitman]

"Aw I shot Marvin in the face."

- Pulp Fiction

[The Moose]

live as if you were going to die tomorrow. learn as though you were giong to live forever-mahatma gandhi

[mentiroso]

"Do my balls, Mama. "

from

Pink Flamingos

[Boods]

"wish me monsters" ...buffy in buffy the vampire slayer season 4

"i'm bad, i'm bad" ... faith in angel season 1

[LadyFireFly]

I've dated enough narcissistically neurotic men to know that you are all just a pack of roving babies in search of a giant teat from which to suck the lifeblood out of me until I am a hollow shell.

200 Cigarettes

[The Moose]

peace cannot be achieved by force- albert einstein

[ChildofDarkness]

"You've got to be kidding me man. We're in his mouth, we're in his mouth."
"No problem there. Would you like us to wash him up for you too?"
- Godzilla

[Hitman]

"It was horrible, horrible. Although driving really fast behind the ambulance was fantastic."

- About A Boy

[Hushm0ney]

girl #1 - "My mom said that the entire school was flooded and that there was feces everywhere"
girl #2 - "what's feces"
girl #1 - "Baby mice"
girl #2 - "Awwww....."
Donnie Darko

[ChildofDarkness]

"Don't count your chickens, Spike. Or should I say ducks?" -Jet (Cowboy Bebop)

[Balrog of Moria]

Waste Not

Captain Barbossa
-POTC

[Boods]

goldmember : "can i paint his yoohoos goooooold ? its kinda my thing you know ! "

dr evil : "how about noooo, you crazy dutch bastard "

[LadyFireFly]

I think good things will happen, if you are a good person with a good attitude, don't you think?

Vanilla Sky

[Hitman]

"Melvin Smiley! What's this? Tapes not rewound? Ooohhh that's gonna cost ya!"

- Video Store Nerd, The Big Hit

[Spike2002]

-Life's a bit**, just like my ex.:funny:

[JimmyDean]

Not everybody gets corrupted. You have to have a little faith in people.

Manhattan

[MrMegadeth99]

Most of all **** You!

- HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES

[The Moose]

give a man a fish, and feed him for a day,
teach a man to fish, and feed him for a lifetime

[hpk37067]

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Go f*** youself!

- friend of hpk37067

[tman662000]

"Only the Dead have seen the end of war"

[Seraph333]

NO SOUP FOR YOU! - The Soup Nazi

[Hitman]

"I think there's been some sort of mistake."

"Did you say steak!?"

- Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigilo (This movie still cracks me up!)

[ChildofDarkness]

"I have no fear of death. It just means dreaming in silence. A dream that lasts for eternity." -Vincent (Cowboy Bebop Movie)
"Only death cures stupidity." -Faye (Cowboy Bebop Movie)

[spiderman_2k]

"I am Yu-Law...Im nobodys *****...You Are Mine!!
I dont need to know you, you only need to know ME!
I will be THE ONE!!!"

*Cue Papa Roach, Last Resort and great ending.

The One

[Barrett]

this isn't from a movie, its from the Bouncing souls new cd, i thought it was pretty cool, anyway here goes. It's better to die on your feet then to live on your knees

[necronon99]

if anybody moves kill em where they stand

[spiderman_2k]

Come with me if u want to live

Terminator
T2

[TyRoss]

"Listen to the Madman"

- The Phrophets Song, Queen

[Hitman]

"I'm gonna finish what I started mother****er..."

- The Big Hit

[ChildofDarkness]

"Pancakes." -Dennis (Cabin Fever)

[Spike2002]

"The Unites States government just asked us to save the world boys. Anybody wanna say no?"

-Armageddon

[cg124]

"life's a garden dig it"

- joe dirt

[LadyFireFly]

Me: I feel like im totally ****ed in the head but I guess in a way everyone is.

My brother: The interesting ones, anyway.

This cheered me up :)

[Hitman]

Whistler: So what do you think?

Blade: Sounds like a plan!

Whistler: What do you really think?

Blade: They're gonna **** us, first chance they get.

- Blade II

[Shaker Heights]

"when you're 17, every day is war"

- tagline for 'the battle of shaker heights'

[pdmntpdl]

"I'm Proud of Ya!" Craig Kilborn

[Sculder]

Moff[while high]: The Emperor...wants to conquer outer space. Yoda...wants to explore inner space.

Human Traffic

[Cromulas]

Homer: Moe, I know this guy called Joey Joe Joe Junior....Shabadu

Moe: Thats the worst name I've ever heard

*Guy in background starts crying and runs out of the bar

Barney: Joey Joe Joe Come back!!!!

lmao!:applaud: :applaud: :applaud:

[Shaker Heights]

Woody: They're going to eat us, Buzz! Do something quick!

Buzz: Shield your eyes! (Fires "Laser")

- Toy Story

[Hitman]

"You're all going to die."

- The Crow

[tedward]

Now boys and girls the following quote contains a SEVERE LANGUAGE WARNING it contains multiple uses of the f word and as such should only be viewed by mature audiences.

***Steve Martin - Planes, Trains, and Automobiles***

(Steve Martin finally gets back to the car rental desk)



lady - "Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?"

S.M. - "Yes!"

lady - "How may I help you?"

S.M. - "You can start by wiping that f***king dumb ass smile off your rosey f***king face. Then you can give me a f***king automobile....a f***king Datsun, a fu-cking Mazda, a f***king Mustang, a f***king Buick.....four f***king wheels and a seat!"

lady - "I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me."

S.M. - "And I really don't care for the way you're company left me with keys to a f***king car, that wasn't f***king there. I really didn't care to have to have to walk across a f***king runway, across a f***king highway, and come here to look at your rosey f***king cheeks. I want a f***king car, right f***king now."

lady - "Do you have your rental agreement?"

S.M. - "I threw it away."

lady - "Oh Boy."

S.M. - "Oh boy what?"

lady - "You're f***ked."

It was one of the best uses of teh swear word i have seen and one of the funniest things ever.

[sphericthor]

I want this guy dead! I want his family dead! I want his house burned to the ground! I want to go there in the middle of the night and piss on his ashes!!

Al Capone (Robert De Niro) - The Untouchables

[Tony Montana]

"**** you, **** you, **** you, you're cool, and **** you!"
Half baked

[Hitman]

"Oh so you think that's funny?"

- From Dusk Til Dawn

[cg124]

"it's ok he just wanted his machete back"

- jason X

[Sculder]

Derek Zoolander: "Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?"

Zoolander

[cg124]

Originally posted by tedward
Now boys and girls the following quote contains a SEVERE LANGUAGE WARNING it contains multiple uses of the f word and as such should only be viewed by mature audiences.

***Steve Martin - Planes, Trains, and Automobiles***

(Steve Martin finally gets back to the car rental desk)



lady - "Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?"

S.M. - "Yes!"

lady - "How may I help you?"

S.M. - "You can start by wiping that fu-cking dumb ass smile off your rosey fu-cking face. Then you can give me a fu-cking automobile....a fu-cking Datsun, a fu-cking Mazda, a fu-cking Mustang, a fu-cking Buick.....four fu-cking wheels and a seat!"

lady - "I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me."

S.M. - "And I really don't care for the way you're company left me with keys to a fu-cking car, that wasn't fu-cking there. I really didn't care to have to have to walk across a fu-cking runway, across a fu-cking highway, and come here to look at your rosey fu-cking cheeks. I want a fu-cking car, right fu-cking now."

lady - "Do you have your rental agreement?"

S.M. - "I threw it away."

lady - "Oh Boy."

S.M. - "Oh boy what?"

lady - "You're fu-cked."

It was one of the best uses of teh swear word i have seen and one of the funniest things ever.

I laugh every time i see that scene

[LadyFireFly]

A Person With A Why To Live, Can Surmount Any How

Nietzsche

[Klimber]

American Me -

Little Puppet: "So am I cool?"
Montoya Santana: " Yeah your cool, so cool I think I call you Culo. (Which Means A**-hole in spanish)"

I have not seen that movie in years but that phrase still sticks with me.

[Tony_samo]

"As I was going up the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today, I wish, I wish he'd go away"


Identity

[spiderman_2k]

Thanks alot Dr.********, you totally ****ed me there----BASEketball

[Hitman]

"You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just **** your uncle, all day long!"

- South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut

[Sculder]

Derek Zoolander: Well, I guess it started during my first year of the second grade, when I was eating lunch and caught my reflection in a spoon, and I thought to myself, 'Hey, Derek, you're ridiculously good looking! And I thought maybe I could do that for a career.
Matilda: Do what for a career?
Derek Zoolander: Be professionally good looking.

Zoolander

[Longshanks]

"I don't know what's in there, but it's weird and p!$$ed off whatever it is!" - The Thing

[PsYkOoOoO]

im not sure abt the exact thing..but

'I will poke out your eyeballs and stuff them down you pants so you can see me pluck your balls out!!!'

[hapal]

"Good. Very good," from The Stupid Movie (2003)

[Hitman]

"Stay tan!"

- Houseguest

[The Moose]

"Speak" from the Matrix Revolutions Trailer

[spiderman_2k]

Easy Money----T2

[ruban]

ALBRECHT: "....You move and you're dead."
ERIC: " And I say I'm dead... and I move."

-The Crow

[Hitman]

"Say hello to my little friend!"

- Scarface

[LadyFireFly]

This is my heart...and it's broken

Great Expectations

[The Moose]

mad as a hatter

[trevaine]

"Bill, I'm pregnant. It's your baby."

quote from ___________ in ___________.

[Hitman]

"Well **** my ass and call me a *****!"

- South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut

[Tenafly Viper]

Mister rabbit says, "A moment of realization is worth a thousand prayers."

- Mickey Knox

[LadyFireFly]

Gee, Lois, I hope that you don't do something stupid like buying that time share or realizing that your husband taped over our wedding video with soft-core cable porn.

Family Guy

[Hitman]

You didn't think it was gonna be that easy, did you? - Kill Bill Vol. 1

[Tenafly Viper]

"Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords."

- O Ren Ishi, Kill Bill Vol. 1

(great film)

[cg124]

"holy dougnuts"

- death machine

[Balrog of Moria]

Romeo and Juliet

If love be rough with you, be rough with love
-Mercutio

Long to sleep? I LONG TO DIE!!!
-Juliet

[Tenafly Viper]

"Well, I believe in the soul, the c- -k, the p- - -y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

- Crash Davis, Bull Durham

[LadyFireFly]

Instead of saying someone or something is funny-- why don't you just laugh?

Igby Goes Down

[LadyFireFly]

I'm not a complicated woman. I'm just really good at complicating things.

House Of Sand & Fog

[JackBauer]

"my name is buck, and i'm here to *peep*" :D

-buck, from Kill Bill VOL.1

[Hitman]

"I killed you Mr. Anderson. I watched you die...with a certain satisfaction I might add."

- Agent Smith, The Matrix Reloaded

[Willowisp]

"I'm gettin' heartburn. Tony, do something terrible."

-Avi (Snatch, 2002)

[LadyFireFly]

Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction.

[LadyFireFly]

I have to work around here, and unfortunately Troy, you are a master at the art of time suckage.

Reality Bites

[Rabbit12]

hmmmm......"yo she-*****!....lets go."
from da evil dead movies

[FrankTheBunny]

"There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

~ the Godfather: Part II

[quotegal]

“A traveler. I love this title. A traveler is to be reverenced as such. His profession is the best symbol of life. Going from – toward; it is the history of every one of us.” – Henry David Thoreau ;)

[MrMegadeth99]

"Why is the rum gone?" - POTC

[Switzer]

"Wouldn't everybody be happier if we just strut around naked"
-Switzer

[Sculder]

Enhancement Smoker: "You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some crazy ****, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno!"

"Half Baked"

[JackBauer]

24 s2 2pm-3pm


nina: he is gonna put a bullet in my head before i can say "hello" and then he is gonna turn the gun on himself

jack:we'll make sure he doesn't turn the gun on himself

:D

[Switzer]

"Mr. Gribble smoke!!!!!!!"
-Bobby Hill

(aren't we supposed to stop smoking)

[Sculder]

Al: "Dad had one great dream, a dream that had been handed down from generation to generation of male Bundys: to build their own room and live separately from their wives. Sadly, they all failed. "

"Married... with Children"

[LOTRNUT04]

*signiture*.....

[LOTRNUT04]

Jack Bauer: Do you really think you can do this?
George Mason: Yes.
Jack Bauer: You are absolutely sure you can do this?
George Mason: Jack, I'm supposed to do this.

Sh-- yeah!!!

[The Moose]

German Guard : Koola

[JackBauer]

LOTR your signature quote rules!!! :D

i loved that part, BUT its not complete...after "BANG":

gaines: "YOU'VE JUST BEEN PROMOTED"
:applaud: :applaud: :applaud:

this one is awesome:

nina: i never meant for it to be personal
jack: it felt pretty personal when you killed my wife

[LOTRNUT04]

bury your friend

where?

in the ground

god that show is freaking sweet!!!!!!!!

[JackBauer]

every scene with michael massee was lovely...
he's awesome...
by the way, did ya know, he's the guy who killed brandon lee...while filming the crow...everybody knows the story but its so wired...because brandon and kiefer were friends...

[LOTRNUT04]

i dont know the story.....what?

[JackBauer]

that it was "an accident"! the story about his tracigally death.

[LOTRNUT04]

huh???

[LadyFireFly]

I really do have love to give; I just don't know where to put it.

Magnolia

[JackBauer]

Originally posted by LOTRNUT04
huh???

yeah, and the weird thing about the whole story is that in "24" michael massee plays the bad guy and kiefer shoots him. he played also a freakin' villain in "the crow" where he(michael=funboy) shoots brandon lee(not intentional, it was kinda real bullet or dummy bullet. the f***** up thing was, that the "weapon-master"(thats how I call him) was send home to low the costs [WHAT A SHAME!!!] just hours before the accident. he was the responsible guy, the one who should check up the guns an' everything.

..and as much as i know kiefer and brandon were good friends.

thats so weird