the names of books 6 and 7

[big_boy_01]

these may be the titles for the remaining two Harry Potter adventures and a "secret" eighth book:


Harry Potter and The Pyramids of Furmat

Harry Potter and the Chariots of Light

Harry Potter and The Alchemist's Cell



a spokesman from the Christopher Little Literary Agency confirmed that the author is only planning seven books:(

Someone in America - don't know who - appears to have registered them along with Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire.

(At that time, the fourth book hadn't been published and the title was still a secret).

Later in 2000, all four titles were transferred to Warner Bros - although it's not clear why this happened.

The understanding that these were the names of the new Harry Potter books took place when journalists checked what names were owned by Warner Bros.

Those journalists assumed that these must be unpublished titles.

JK Rowling has said in the past that the whole Harry Potter saga fits neatly into seven books, one for each of Harry's years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. JK Rowling and her agents have categorically denied at the moment that an eighth Harry Potter adventure is planned.

And if she ever did write an eighth book, then it wouldn't be another adventure, but a book for charity which would be the encyclopedia of the Harry Potter world.


:applaud: :confused: :clown:

[big_boy_01]

jk has already in aid of charity written the guide to beasts and were they live i rthink its sumin along the lines of that and also

harrys guide to quidditch !!! or suming

[Iben]

I don't think those titles are correct. I've heard that book 6 will be called: Harry Potter and the green flame torch
I'm not sure if that's correct either, but those titles you listed sounds very unlikely.

[Tim37ninjageniu]

who is this guy he comes up with the strangest stuff

[hpk37067]

He also says he is on the set of POA but that is probably a lie. Anyway, the titles seem to be made up and I don' really believe them.

[jared2402]

:) Hey, Well, non of this is confirmed of course, but I've heard from several places that Book six will be Harry Potter and the Green Flame Torch and book seven will be titled Harry Potter and the Forest of Shadows, what do you think?;)

[Mobycat]

Originally posted by big_boy_01
these may be the titles for the remaining two Harry Potter adventures and a "secret" eighth book:


Harry Potter and The Pyramids of Furmat

Harry Potter and the Chariots of Light

Harry Potter and The Alchemist's Cell



a spokesman from the Christopher Little Literary Agency confirmed that the author is only planning seven books:(

Someone in America - don't know who - appears to have registered them along with Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire.

(At that time, the fourth book hadn't been published and the title was still a secret).

Later in 2000, all four titles were transferred to Warner Bros - although it's not clear why this happened.

Just a little info:

You CANNOT register (trademark) or copyright a title. So this info you have is incorrect.

[Iben]

Originally posted by jared2402
:) Hey, Well, non of this is confirmed of course, but I've heard from several places that Book six will be Harry Potter and the Green Flame Torch and book seven will be titled Harry Potter and the Forest of Shadows, what do you think?;) I already said that book 6 will be called Harry Potter and the Green flame torch, don't you pay attention? ;)

[jared2402]

Of course I did, I was just backing up what you said;)

[Iben]

well in that case, thanks ;)

[hpk37067]

Any way, any thing this bigboy says is cheap balsa wood. I think he's just making up titles for attention.

[Laterose]

most likely, but pay him a little attention

[hpk37067]

Righteo.

[Laterose]

Was that sarcastic?

[Martinnyg]

No way is it going to be called Harry Potter and the green flame torch, that has to be some fanfic idea that has gone out of hand.

[George Bushs 18th cousin]

Originally posted by Martinnyg
No way is it going to be called Harry Potter and the green flame torch, that has to be some fanfic idea that has gone out of hand.

pretty much. There was even a photomanip of a cover made...but JK has confirmed it is not a real cover and thats not the real title.

http://fronskiefeint.com/us6fake.gif

heres a pic of the fake cover...NOTE: THIS IS CONFIRMED FAKE

[Tadakatsu]

the "Green Flame Torch" sounds like a fake title anyway

[Stands Alone]

My IQ is sinking lower and lower...why is that? But, I get one laughing kick when I read these posts...

[Originals]

shut up b****

[Frizzo the Clown]

Uncalled for.

[Stands Alone]

Yes, it is isn't it Frizzo?

[Originals]

sorry frizzo, my other side pops up sometimes, maybe u know him, droppings.

[Rizor]

Originally posted by big_boy_01
Harry Potter and The Alchemist's Cell
Alchemist my arse. This is the last book and they're still worried about finding some mysterious item. Screw it. I want a friggin' huge battle for gawd's sake!

"Harry Potter <s>and</s> versus the Dark Lord: One Night Only" in more like it.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Originals
sorry frizzo, my other side pops up sometimes, maybe u know him, droppings. Well, you keep him in check, or you'll find yourself escorted out.

[Stands Alone]

So that really wasn't THE "Orignals" correct?

[Originals]

correct. This is Originals now. Im sorry for my behavior earlier. I owe an apology to stands alone, frizzo, anyone else.

[Fable]

right then... anyways!

yeah, those titles sound fake... ;)

[hpk37067]

They sound really weird too. Have you noticed that he titles have a noun and something describing it afterwards? I find that kinda annoying. Then again, it keeps the book connected and makes the book seem kinda in unison.

[big_boy_01]

I FOUND THIS INFOMATION ON A SITE SO DONT GO CALLING ME A ATTENTION SEEKING FREAK
AND FOR UR INFO I WAS IN MOVIE 2 AND IM ON MOVIE 3 BUT I DONT GIV 2 ***** IF U DONT BELIEVE ME I DONT PLAY A MAJOR ROLL IM AN EXTRA AND IF U DONT CELIVE ME THEN I WILL POST A GOD DAM PICYURE OF ME ALONG WITH ME AND DANIEL OR NE 1 AS A MATTER OF A FACT !!!!!!

[Seraph333]

is prolly day the same ones as the thread starter used.

[hpk37067]

You know, you could just post a pic of some random people and say that's me.

[Fable]

i dunno if this has already been mentioned but i heard that if you go to the british patent office and type in harry potter, two names pop up along with the other harry potter stuff, the two titles are HP and the chariot of light and HP and the alchemists cell... i dunno if this is true or not, maybe JK already patented her names, who knows..

[Mobycat]

Originally posted by Fable
i dunno if this has already been mentioned but i heard that if you go to the british patent office and type in harry potter, two names pop up along with the other harry potter stuff, the two titles are HP and the chariot of light and HP and the alchemists cell... i dunno if this is true or not, maybe JK already patented her names, who knows..

Interesting. But like I said - titles in and of themselves cannot be copyrighted or trademarked. The UK is the same as the US. It is trademarked only as it pertains to goods - licensing.

IF someone were to find out what the title was, it would be perfectly legal for them to name their OWN book that title. They just couldn't use it to license merchandise.

It's even possible those were two titles to toys that were going to be produced - Alchemist's Cell would make sense - Nicholas Flamel was one. The titles were registered back in 2000, by Warner Brothers.

[Fable]

i see... yeah, when i read alchemists cell one man came to mind, Flamel. Maybe he goes to see him before Flamel dies for something...

[big_boy_01]

u guys i got a book cover i iwll post it soon its realy good and looks real

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by big_boy_01
I FOUND THIS INFOMATION ON A SITE SO DONT GO CALLING ME A ATTENTION SEEKING FREAK
AND FOR UR INFO I WAS IN MOVIE 2 AND IM ON MOVIE 3 BUT I DONT GIV 2 ***** IF U DONT BELIEVE ME I DONT PLAY A MAJOR ROLL IM AN EXTRA AND IF U DONT CELIVE ME THEN I WILL POST A GOD DAM PICYURE OF ME ALONG WITH ME AND DANIEL OR NE 1 AS A MATTER OF A FACT !!!!!!

you should do that anyway...it would be interesting to see

[Mobycat]

Originally posted by HeadHunter
you should do that anyway...it would be interesting to see

I'd like to see a picture with Christopher Columbus, as he apparently is on a first name basis with him (let alone Columbus isn't directing this one).

(Pssst...I work in video/film - extras (the kind you might be) rarely talk to the director at all - they only listen to where they are supposed to be and doing.)

[HeadHunter]

whans the next one out...i need it know....it had bloody not be 3 years

[big_boy_01]

YE I KNOW CHRIS AINT DIRECTING IT BUT I AINT GANNA B ABLE TO SPEAK TO ALFONSO CUS HES BUSY ALL THE TIME BUT CHRIS AND HIM DO TALK U KNOW
TO BE HONEST I WASNT EVEN SUPPOSED TO TELL PEOPLE OF MY PLACE IN HARRY POTTER 3 ECCPET IMIDIATE FAMILY I GO TO AN ACTING SCHOOL CALLED PINEAPPLE STUDIOS I GOT IT WHEN THEY CAME FOR THE 1ST MOVIE I WAS ORDITIONED AND GOT A SMALL PART I JUST STAND AND CHEER AND DO OTHER STUFF * WETHER IT BE THE ****TEST PART IN A FILM IM PROUD TO SAY THAT IM IN IT* BUT NARROW MINDED PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY KNOW EVERY THING OBVIOUSLY DONT AND WETHER YOU BELIEVE ME OR NOT I THINK I Can STILL SLEEP AT NIGHT

NOW DOES NE 1 WANNA SEE MY BOOK COVER OR NOT ???

[big_boy_01]

HARRY POTTER 3 IS SET TO BE RELEASED NEXT JUNE I THINK 2004 SO ITS A BIT IF A LONG WAIT

[big_boy_01]

OH AND TO LET U ALL KNOW MICHEL LOOKS NOTHING LIKE THE OLD DUMBLEDORE HE LOOKS FATTER AND A BIT SAGYER :p IVE GOT SOME PICTURES BUT I DONT KNOW HOW TO POST PICCYS CAN SUM 1 TELL ME HOW

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by big_boy_01
HARRY POTTER 3 IS SET TO BE RELEASED NEXT JUNE I THINK 2004 SO ITS A BIT IF A LONG WAIT

I meant the Book...i know when the film is out :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[hpk37067]

Originally posted by big_boy_01
IVE GOT SOME PICTURES BUT I DONT KNOW HOW TO POST PICCYS CAN SUM 1 TELL ME HOW

Yeah. You can go to to the IMG button. Put the pics on the internet and give the URL which the IMG button requires. Put it in and the picture will be on the page.

[Laterose]

Originally posted by Fable
i see... yeah, when i read alchemists cell one man came to mind, Flamel. Maybe he goes to see him before Flamel dies for something... Flamel's dead already

[hpk37067]

That's true. He can't live after the SS is gone.

[LikeBurning]

She probably hasn't even NAMED books 6 and 7 yet! And if so, they wouldn't need to "trademark" them. (Even if you had to trademark titles) No other author would be allowed to call their book "Harry Potter and the (Anything)"

[Mobycat]

Originally posted by Laterose
Flamel's dead already

We don't know that, actually. All Dumbledore said was he had enough elixir to set his affairs in order. Who knows how many affairs he has.

Though I assume he probably IS dead by now.

Either way, who knows what an "alchemist's cell" is anyway. Could be a room, could be some contraption or something.

[hpk37067]

I don't even believe the names that the guy made up. And I think Flamel's affairs were like who the property goes to, where his money goes, and all that I'm-about-to-die stuff. So it's safe to assume that his affairs don't take 4 years to finish.

[big_boy_01]

i didnt make them i up found them out on a site !!!! it was just infomation on her books that are set to come out so i dunno if they are right names but i do have a rather good picki of the alchemists cell book and i will post it as soon as i upload it to my site !!

[hpk37067]

And what site may that be? The genuine fake Harry Potter titles?

[Originals]

:lol: :lol:

[hpk37067]

Thank you.

[Laterose]

:applaud: :applaud: :applaud:

[hpk37067]

Thank you once again.

[Laterose]

you're welcome

[big_boy_01]

im still tryin to put the piccy on here ill stick it on as soon as i can :P

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by Laterose
Flamel's dead already

Actually i dont think he is dead cause we dont know how old he was when he started to use the elixer...so possible when he ran out of the elixer his body just started to age normally again...*Remember Dd said eventually he would die*..for all we know he could have been 30...so meaning he would live for more then just 4 years

[hpk37067]

That's true. We don't know that the body reverts to the actual age of the person once they stop taking the elixer.

[LOTRfan]

On iharrypotter.net two new titles seemed to be "patented". They are "Harry Potter and the Mudblood Revolt" and "Harry Potter and the Centaur's Quest." *If* they are real I don't have a problem with them. The article can be found here:HP trademarks (http://www.iharrypotter.net/archives/cat_general.shtml#000513). It's under August 25th and is entitled "Breaking News: Two Trademarks registered in UK"

[flunky]

I guess those titles are fine...

[overagain]

Mudbloods revolt.. im not sure, centaurs quest is pretty good though

[redman]

yeah, mudbloods revolt is supposed to be a racist term (yeah i know its only a racist term in the books), so i dont think JKR would put that in the title.

[jared2402]

They sound bodge to be, and have book been reported to be fake(As for the next books names) I think it could possiblely be a spawn off tv movie or something, maybe a spawn off book/sticker book or something. I'm just getting confused now!

[LOTRfan]

Originally posted by redman
yeah, mudbloods revolt is supposed to be a racist term (yeah i know its only a racist term in the books), so i dont think JKR would put that in the title.

Yea I agree... I doubt she'd use that, even if that is the main content of the book. Neither sound very Harry Potterish (usually a concrete idea-like person or object- for the title) but I like the ring of the second one better.

[hpk37067]

That's true. I don't really think there's going to be a Mudblood's revolt anyway.

[Stands Alone]

Alright, how the crap did this thread get back up to the top? Did he return???? :eek:

[hpk37067]

You can blame LOTRfan. She brought this back.

[Stands Alone]

Oh... (takes long breaths) For a second I thought it was Big_Boy...If it was, well...I don't know what i'd do.

[hpk37067]

You know you can just look at the bottom of a post and see when it was posted, right?

[starphoenix]

yeah, i don't think she'll use the 'mudblood' title...... but i can see the centaurs quest one....... maybe.....
i still think green flame torch is a possibility, but maybe its a fake to throw us off............... a conspiracy... lol

[hpk37067]

Who came up with that idea anyway?

[Bambi]

What is 'Mudblood revolt' supposed to mean? Half-blood wizards revolting against the wizarding world? Or is it a term for Voldemort's (= Mudblood) revolt? And I wonder, how will he deal with his Death Eaters knowing about his Muggle dad.

[Boods]

green flame torch is fake JK said it ... mudblood revolt and the centaur quest sound very possible...i think they are great titles...very intriguing (like the prisoner of azkaban and unlike the order of the phoenix cos everyone knew what that was before reading the book)

[HeadHunter]

i really dont think either of these will be used....we didnt know the name of OoTP till closeish to the release

[LOTRfan]

comingsoon posted that report on the front page as well...could have some credibility. But as they said it could just be meant to throw us off track :p ;)

[Willowisp]

Originally posted by LOTRfan
comingsoon posted that report on the front page as well...could have some credibility. But as they said it could just be meant to throw us off track :p ;)

On the other hand their post also made out Firenze to be a teacher of the Dark Arts rather than divination and until they get their facts straight, I am unwilling to take what they say very seriously...

Perhaps they have delved deeply into the crystal ball and predict a different role in the future for Firenze?..

[Mobycat]

I think the two titles are just a ruse. The news/rumor mill for HP is pretty light right now. Nothing like this to keep it in the news. If Rowling is the only one who knows the titles, like she has said, than there is no reason to worry about trademarking the titles this early.

[redman]

i totally agree.

[hpk37067]

Whoever doesn't is an idiot.

[Stands Alone]

Here here...

[big_boy_01]

i think that those names are as bad as the ones i posted , i saw the article on the news the other day ! ok well i guess there not that dumb but i guess we shall have to wait and see !

[Stands Alone]

Big_Boy, stop using exclamation points, it makes it seem like you are either so happy, or your shouting every sentance. :)

[_manuel_]

Holy Crap I cant believe I missed this thread!
*slaps forehead*

Originally posted by big_boy_01
im still tryin to put the piccy on here ill stick it on as soon as i can :P

I hope thats not the picture that you posted before and that everyone agreed was a big fake waste of time.

[hpk37067]

I agree.

[Stands Alone]

We meet again... Big Boy, please, can you say the word "fake" next time when you type anything saying: "Book 6 or 7" Or, just don't???

[hpk37067]

And big boy, would you mind being a little clearer in your writing? I can barely understand you. Give some justice to the English language man.

[eclipsedman]

You think thats bad try reading something from Angelixx.

[redman]

hey, she's not that bad.

But i must say that big-boys typing is disgraceful, his ppl invented the language for god's sake.

[Kerry from Cali]

Originally posted by redman
hey, she's not that bad.



and there was me, thinking she had the spelling style of big boy, with the manners of Harrington 12. a sweet combo. :)

kerry =)

[hpk37067]

Is she that bad?

[LOTRfan]

Originally posted by _manuel_
Holy Crap I cant believe I missed this thread!
*slaps forehead*
I hope thats not the picture that you posted before and that everyone agreed was a big fake waste of time.

Why do you like to start fights? That was soo long ago, why do you have to go back to a sore subject?
And everyone who is picking on big boy: you have to admit his typing has improved drastically...so what if he uses exclamation points? Just let him be...and we all need to get a bit more tolerance. It's not like he's forcing you to read his posts...this is the internet, you aren't forced to interact with anyone. Be happy he doesn't resort to spamming like so many of us do :D

[LOTRfan]

Originally posted by hpk37067
Is she that bad?

nah, she just uses a lot of "internet lingo"... she's still totally comprehendable (well, the posts I've read).

[Queen Me]

How about we all "Open the door to friendship" and accept eachot-- *is hit by a shoe*
:D

[redman]

thats the spirit queen me:D

[Stands Alone]

I appologise for that all, but it does get anyoying to see people type like that. Hpk, _Maunel_ should we lay off?

[hpk37067]

Never. Internet lingo is like slang. I'm young but I hate slang. Reminds of destruction which makes me depressed. And internet lingo confuses us all, so they should change, not us.

[Stands Alone]

Alright, we have made our decision....

[_manuel_]

:mad:Off with their heads!:mad:

[_manuel_]

Originally posted by Stands Alone
I appologise for that all, but it does get anyoying to see people type like that. Hpk, _Maunel_ should we lay off?

wait a minute, who the hell is _maunel_?:mad:

[Angelixx]

ok I'm just goning to say this once manuel and Kerri if you were really so freaked out about me putting little things in my post like ne wayz then you could have just asked me to stop, instead of starting a fight. I only came on this freakin' message board to post some ideas that I have, I didn't come on here to be insulted. If all you have to say to me is an insult then just ignore whatever posts I make and better yet do what Kerri did and put me on your ignore list AT LEAST WE WOULD BOTH BE HAPPY!

[_manuel_]

Originally posted by Angelixx
ok I'm just goning to say this once manuel and Kerri if you were really so freaked out about me putting little things in my post like ne wayz then you could have just asked me to stop, instead of starting a fight. I only came on this freakin' message board to post some ideas that I have, I didn't come on here to be insulted. If all you have to say to me is an insult then just ignore whatever posts I make and better yet do what Kerri did and put me on your ignore list AT LEAST WE WOULD BOTH BE HAPPY!

You brought it upon yourself. I made one small joke about your post and you went ballistic! What the hell? Learn to laugh at yourself every once in a while, damn it! Its the same with Big_Boy you say one little thing and they feel like everyone is against them and they start whining!

For gods sake woman get a hold of yourself!

[Stands Alone]

Beautifuly put Manuel. :)

[Mobycat]

Originally posted by Angelixx
if you were really so freaked out about me putting little things in my post like ne wayz

There is NO WAY IN HELL it is easier to type "ne wayz" than "anyway".

Sorry...just had to point that out. :P

[eclipsedman]

The sad thing is we do this because there is no new info. or news on the HP front.

[Stands Alone]

Manuel, Hpk, we have found our new prey: Angelxx

[hpk37067]

Yay! But I don't really know her. Someone describe her and we can work from there.

[Angelixx]

I like joking around as much as the next person but I don't insult people for stupid little things like slang that's why I got mad.
I never said that ne wayz was easier to type than anyways, where did you get that?? I just have a habit of it after writing it that way for so long on msn, IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT????

[hpk37067]

Does that mean you're an internet junkie? That's sad.

[Angelixx]

ok yes I'm an internet junkie and damn proud of it (someone tell me wtf is an internet junkie exsactly??)

[hpk37067]

Someone who basically lives on the internet, and spends most of the day typing. Basically someone with no life and no actual hobbies.

[_manuel_]

Originally posted by Angelixx
I like joking around as much as the next person but I don't insult people for stupid little things like slang that's why I got mad.
I never said that ne wayz was easier to type than anyways, where did you get that?? I just have a habit of it after writing it that way for so long on msn, IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT????

God damn it woman! No one is insulting you! Just because we made some humorous comments about you doesnt mean we insult you!

[Angelixx]

well when someone pisses me off I call it an insult so now are you going to go and insult my personality?

[Angelixx]

ok and now I'll make it clear that I am not an internet junkie I would need to spend way more time on the net than that!!

[_manuel_]

Originally posted by Angelixx
well when someone pisses me off I call it an insult so now are you going to go and insult my personality?

If you consider it an insult when someone pisses you off then imagine how "insulted" i feel right now.....:rolleyes:

Thats the most ridiculous argument I have ever heard. Now youre just trying to get people to notice you and feel sorry for you by saying things like that.

[Angelixx]

personally i dont give a crap if anyone feels sorry for me or not I just want you to understand that I felt insulted and it PISSED ME OFF!!!

[_manuel_]

Originally posted by Angelixx
personally i dont give a crap if anyone feels sorry for me or not I just want you to understand that I felt insulted and it PISSED ME OFF!!!

WELL YOURE PISSING ME OFF, SO I GUESS WERE EVEN!!:mad:

[hpk37067]

Okay, that's enough of that.

[Queen Me]

-nods head- Definately.
:D

[Angelixx]

ok you know what if you're insulted I'm sorry now I'm sick of this stupid fighting over a bit of slang Im done.

[redman]

guys, i can understand angelix's posts fine.

Angelix....its like u wanna keep this arguement going. Stop being so stubborn and this will die down.

[eclipsedman]

It is done, her typing in the posts have improved and there is nothing else of concern.

[Queen Me]

Jump Back! Angelixx attack!
lmao...I crack myself up, I really do.

-eats sugar- BWAAHAHAHHAA

[Queen Me]

PS: I don't mean to be mean or anything Angelixx, I agree with you. Theres nothing rong wit usin internet slang! YAY!

[Angelixx]

ok thank you Im done with the argument
and redman pay attention I JUSTZ POSTED THAT IM DONE WITH THE ARGUMENT AND YOU CALL ME STUBORN

but then again its true Im a taurus so naturally im extremely stuborn but Im just a bit sensative when Im in a bad mood.

[redman]

this arguement is the direct result of having nothing to talk about.

[Queen Me]

Originally posted by redman
this arguement is the direct result of having nothing to talk about.

Um, yeah, and...?

:D :clown:

[_manuel_]

True.

[Queen Me]

-decides to talk about something completely different again-
I have a lot of math homework. My teachers sooo messed up shes like "If it takes you more that 45 minutes to do homework than you shouldn't be in honors (WOO Im such a show off) blah blah blah" and its taking me like 3 hours. Literally. I want to throw a burnt hot dog at her -_-------
WOO
OH, and thats not all! I have like at least 5 tests a week, and I'm only in seventh grade!

Some random person: You think your lifes tough kid? Try being 50,000 dollars in debt, having a 1 year old baby, and trying to get your masters and make a living at the same time! Your lifes a piece of cake!


...I still have a lot of homework though... :D

[redman]

Originally posted by Queen Me
Your lifes a piece of cake!

mmmmmm.... cake.........

[_manuel_]

Dont do it.

I once got a detention because a friend of mine told me an essay was for friday when it really was for wednesday, so wednesday comes and I hadnt done my essay
Teacher: why havent you done your homework?:mad:
me: he told me not to
teacher: well if someone told you to jump off a bridge would you do it?
me: *thinks for a moment* well, what if it was god?
teacher: *gives me detention*

Fun Times

[Queen Me]

I like...chocolate :D

[Queen Me]

Originally posted by _manuel_
me: *thinks for a moment* well, what if it was god?
teacher: *gives me detention*


lmao...My mom always says that. Im just like
"My friends arent suicidal. They don't jump off bridges."
o.o

[Angelixx]

ok im getting really good ideas of what to say to my mom when she brings that famous line up again

[Stands Alone]

*Is stuned* Manuel, Hpk, come and save me from it all.... :(

[Queen Me]

-evil laugh- :grin:

[hpk37067]

Originally posted by Queen Me
Some random person: You think your lifes tough kid? Try being 50,000 dollars in debt, having a 1 year old baby, and trying to get your masters and make a living at the same time! Your lifes a piece of cake!

It's like that Simpsons. This guy asks Homer and his friends.
Guy: Do you guys think life's tough?
Homer: Yeah, it's really tough!
Guy: Wrong! Life's not tough! You just suck at it!

That was a great episode.

[Queen Me]

lol

[hpk37067]

Very.

[Stands Alone]

Originally posted by hpk37067
It's like that Simpsons. This guy asks Homer and his friends.
Guy: Do you guys think life's tough?
Homer: Yeah, it's really tough!
Guy: Wrong! Life's not tough! You just suck at it!

That was a great episode.


LOL! Simpsons is so wonderful, it can be used in every conversation.

[_manuel_]

Originally posted by Stands Alone
LOL! Simpsons is so wonderful, it can be used in every conversation.

Like Seinfeld. For every bad situation in life, there's a Seinfeld episode with an answer.

:cool:Seinfeld rules:cool:

[Stands Alone]

"Hello Newman...."


I watched the show just a little bit, but, Seindfeld is a classic.

[_manuel_]

There is a channel here that is having a Seinfeld marathon, every weekend in september.
I watched almost 18 shows straight on saturday.:cool:

[hpk37067]

Originally posted by Stands Alone
LOL! Simpsons is so wonderful, it can be used in every conversation.

Absolutely! That's what's so great about that show. Nice to meet another fan.

[Stands Alone]

Thank the heavens you are here Hpk...We have a couple new disses to add to our list.

[eclipsedman]

The Simpsons are far superior to Seinfeld, IMO. What other cartoon, or any other show that has been on this long? There is a character for just about any persona you can think of. Of course there was that Halloween special where they spoofed HP, I think Homer was 3D in it too.

[_manuel_]

No way is the Simpsons better than Seinfeld.

Seinfeld just cant be equaled. You cant have a better character than Cosmo Kramer. Its just impossible.

[Mobycat]

Originally posted by _manuel_
No way is the Simpsons better than Seinfeld.

Seinfeld just cant be equaled. You cant have a better character than Cosmo Kramer. Its just impossible.

There are tons of shows better than Seinfeld. Seinfeld has not aged well.

Better shows?

Simpsons, Cheers, All in the Family, Dick Van Dyke to start.

Better character? One name... Reverend Jim.

[_manuel_]

Cheers i saw. And I didnt like it so much. The rest of the shows I havent seen. (Remember, Im young and foreign;))

[Mobycat]

Reverend Jim = Taxi.

[Stands Alone]

Manuel your foregin? OMG, well, if your name really is Manuel, that explains it...

[Kerry from Cali]

Originally posted by Mobycat
There are tons of shows better than Seinfeld. Seinfeld has not aged well.

Better shows?

Simpsons, Cheers, All in the Family, Dick Van Dyke to start.

Better character? One name... Reverend Jim.

Holy crap, Reverend Jim!!!! :applaud: :applaud: :applaud:

Sometimes when they show funny clips, they run my fav. It's the one where Jim needs to get a drivers license. Bobby is trying to help him cheat.


Jim asks "what do you do when you come to a yellow light?"

::from across the room, Bobby replies::

"slow down"

Jim repeats the question. Slower.

:funny: :funny: :funny: :funny:

By the third time they go through the routine, I'm on the floor rolling.

IMHO, Christopher Lloyd (Rev Jim) can act circles around Michael Richards (Kramer). (but then, I'm probably one of the few people on the planet that never liked Seinfeld. I hated that show (there were a few episodes that weren't too bad). I like the actors, individually, (Jason Alexander is funny, and a pretty good singer too) but their characters were such a pain in the ass, it was like nails on a chalk board to me.)

[Mobycat]

Originally posted by Kerry from Cali
Sometimes when they show funny clips, they run my fav. It's the one where Jim needs to get a drivers license. Bobby is trying to help him cheat.

By far his best moment in that show.

Have you ever heard the back story to that scene?

The director told them to go with it - and just keep going until it ran out of steam and the audience stopped laughing. It never did. There's one point where Tony Danza and Marilu Henner are hiding their faces - only because they are laughing.

[_manuel_]

Originally posted by Mobycat
Reverend Jim = Taxi.

Oh that one Ive seen. They show reruns here.
And yeah, that one really is funny. I liked Danny deVito's character.
I dont know, I admit that I'm probably a little biased, but still Seinfeld was one of the sitcoms I grew up seeing. Maybe that's why you like those older shows better...

[Mobycat]

Originally posted by _manuel_
Oh that one Ive seen. They show reruns here.
And yeah, that one really is funny. I liked Danny deVito's character.
I dont know, I admit that I'm probably a little biased, but still Seinfeld was one of the sitcoms I grew up seeing. Maybe that's why you like those older shows better...

Oh yeah - whatever you grow up with, you are biased toward.

For me, one of my absolute favorite shows is WKRP In Cincinnati (1978-1981).

But it also is disheartening sometimes. The music of my youth has been totally usurped. You know how certain songs remind you of something very specific? Well, since 80s music has been played so much recently, a lot of songs no longer have much meaning to me. Just makes me sad. Luckily, there are some songs that haven't gotten rediscovered, so they mean all the more to me.

[Stands Alone]

I really cannot think of much shows I was brought up on that sitcomish. Mostly cartoons was my thing...Ill have to get back to you on it.

[Kerry from Cali]

Originally posted by Mobycat
By far his best moment in that show.

Have you ever heard the back story to that scene?

The director told them to go with it - and just keep going until it ran out of steam and the audience stopped laughing. It never did. There's one point where Tony Danza and Marilu Henner are hiding their faces - only because they are laughing.

I never knew that! Thanks for the background. Swear to God, seeing that scene brings tears to my eyes, each and every time. (just remembering it right now....)

"What dooo you dooo when youuu come to a yellow light ...?"

"Slow down"

"Whaaaatt doooooo yooouuuu dooooo whennnnn youuuuuu cooommmee tooo aaaaa YYYELLLLOOOW liiiighttttt...?"


::thud::

i'm done.

;)

Kerry =)

[Kerry from Cali]

Originally posted by Mobycat
Oh yeah - whatever you grow up with, you are biased toward.

For me, one of my absolute favorite shows is WKRP In Cincinnati (1978-1981).

But it also is disheartening sometimes. The music of my youth has been totally usurped. You know how certain songs remind you of something very specific? Well, since 80s music has been played so much recently, a lot of songs no longer have much meaning to me. Just makes me sad. Luckily, there are some songs that haven't gotten rediscovered, so they mean all the more to me.


OK, taking HP still further off topic,(so far in fact, that it will take a taxi, two bus transfers and a good long walk to bring it back on track) I'll add this:

I'll probably seal my place in geekland, but I have to admit, one of my fav shows was "The Facts of Life." I wanted to go to boarding school so bad, I could taste it! ;)

And it cracks me up when I hear the teenage kids of friends of mine go on and on about the b**chen tunes they just discovered. (snicker) Like from Oingo Boingo or the Clash. ;)

And did you hear what Brittney Spears said about her cover song of "I love rock N roll"?? She said something about how she'd always been a big fan of Madonna's. (grin) uhmmm... that song was done by Joan Jett and the Black Hearts. :) and there were legions of Brittney fans that thought SHE wrote that song?!! wow.

(this is what passes through my mind at 1:00 in the morning, welcome to my world.) ;)

kerry =)

[Willowisp]

Yeah it makes me think of when Whitney Huston (alledgedly, might be urban legend) called Dolly Parton up and asked her what the hell she was doing singing her song - "I will always love you"...This was when Bodyguard first came out... Whitney's always been a bit of a diva of course, but she might have taken the time to check who actually wrote the song she was preforming.. in this case...you've guessed it...

Dolly Parton

:lol:

[Willowisp]

And oh, btw Moby..I still love the 80's...I grew up with that music and it will always be special to me.. Heh so many memories:)

I can't say that I have been hearing the songs a lot lately on the radio etc... but then I never listen to the radio... only the music I mix for myself... anyhoo..

Something I find kind of funny is how I listened to remakes of songs in the 80's like Venus - Bananarama, stuff like that... and never having heard the original I prefered the remake when I finally heard the original... but now when I hear the remakes of 80's songs for instance, it often makes me cringe... Funny how you age in that way...the older you get, the more you want things your way...

[Mobycat]

Another story along those lines... (this one from my brother)

His coworker's son heard Paul McCartney's "Live and Let Die" on the radio. And then said he couldn't believe someone actually redid a Guns 'n' Roses song.

UGH!

[Willowisp]

Oh and since I grewup in Sweden... I had a rather limited amount of sitcoms to watch... but even having seen Seinfield, I can't say I care for it much... I find the characters petty and annoying, and not very engaging..

I am however a long time fan of the Simpsons...

But I grew up in the 80's with excellent shows like Boomer, Punky Brewster and Alf... no wonder I am weird... Fraggle Rock anyone?

[Stands Alone]

*shocks* Complete idtots. Speaking more of this, on "Brandy's" cd NeversayNever, she did Bryan Addam's "Everything I Do (I Do It For You.) My special wedding song, and people acually though she sung it. Complete horror to me.

[Willowisp]

Originally posted by Mobycat
Another story along those lines... (this one from my brother)

His coworker's son heard Paul McCartney's "Live and Let Die" on the radio. And then said he couldn't believe someone actually redid a Guns 'n' Roses song.

UGH!


Ouch... It saddens my music loving heart... Beatles is one of the few groups where the remake never seemed to outdo the original for me.. and Paul McCartney by extension is pretty much the same..

I remember not being to fond of (once again) Bananrama remaking Help!.. But it seriously got me listening to the Beatles in the 8th grade so I guess I should be thankful for the music education that was provided for me there... A piece of pure music history:)

[Willowisp]

And another thing... Remakes come closer and closer together these days... with every semiqualified DJ putting out techno remixes of hit songs... And I recall in abhorance how All Saints remade the RHCP classic under the vridge and absolutely butchered the thing, not 5 years after the original..

[Willowisp]

Oh...for those of you who can't tell.. music is probably my big passion in life:)

[Mobycat]

There's only maybe one or two songs of the Beatles that got remade and do justice to the song. And the best of those is Joe Cocker's remake.

[Mobycat]

Originally posted by Willowisp
Oh...for those of you who can't tell.. music is probably my big passion in life:)

Same here, though it has waned in the last 5 years. I used to DJ and I managed a record store for a time. But the stuff that's out now...blah.

If you had told me 5 years ago there'd be a point where I didn't know pretty much everything that was coming out soon, I wouldn't have believed you.

Life goes on....

(bra.....la la how the life goes on...)

[Willowisp]

Originally posted by Mobycat


Life goes on....

(bra.....la la how the life goes on...)

Yes it does...

And like the fool on the hill I just sit there watching it go..

Because you know... life may pass...But Strawberry Fields really are forever..

:rolleyes:

[Kerry from Cali]

Originally posted by Mobycat


Life goes on....

(bra.....la la how the life goes on...)



Originally posted by Willowisp
Yes it does...

And like the fool on the hill I just sit there watching it go..

Because you know... life may pass...But Strawberry Fields really are forever..

:rolleyes:

Yes, yes they are. Why seems just like YESTERDAY, that WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS, we decided to take THE LONG AND WINDING ROAD. ;)

kerry =)

[Mobycat]

OK, now we are milking it...

Just LET IT BE.

D'OH! :D

[_manuel_]

Old people are funny.









(kidding):p

[Kerry from Cali]

Originally posted by Mobycat
OK, now we are milking it...

Just LET IT BE.

D'OH! :D

::thwaps mobycat::

i swear i almost used that line for my closer.
:funny: :funny: :funny:

(i've had a hellish day with paperwork, so listening to my Beatles CD's has been pretty nice. It's not the first one I would have thought to grab, but ended up putting me in a good groove. ;) )

Kerry =)

[Kerry from Cali]

Originally posted by _manuel_
Old people are funny.


(kidding):p


::thwaps _manuel_ with her cane::

dang whipersnappers. noooo respect for the elderly! ;)

(god, i neeeeed to get some sleep)!

Kerry =)

[Willowisp]

Originally posted by _manuel_
Old people are funny.









(kidding):p

:spanks Manuel:

:evil:




:lol:

[eclipsedman]

Old people can be funny, Especially if they think they can get away with letting gas go in the corner of a very full store at Universal Studios. Ahhh you should of seen his face when everybody heard it abd started to crack up. I thought he might drop dead right there. True story.

[hpk37067]

Old people? Old people?
I vote that they all be put in concentration camps and monitored for diseases.:)

[eclipsedman]

:lol:

[Mobycat]

Originally posted by hpk37067
Old people? Old people?
I vote that they all be put in concentration camps and monitored for diseases.:)

And young people? I only have one thing to say...

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

[Stands Alone]

Do not speak of that movie! :eek: :eek:


Now I have that song in my head...

[hpk37067]

I've never seen that movie. And I was kidding. Duh!

[Mobycat]

Originally posted by Stands Alone
Do not speak of that movie! :eek: :eek:


Now I have that song in my head...

Which one?

ooh you, chitty chitty bang bang...

Or

Toot sweet, toot sweet...

[Stands Alone]

Omg, that song was scary. So was 'Truely Scrumptcious' (spl?).

[Kerry from Cali]

Originally posted by Mobycat
And young people? I only have one thing to say...

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

mwahahaha.....

::getting out her whip and long black coat::

"herrre kiddies, herrrre kiddies, i have some lovely lemon drops for you..."

;)

[Willowisp]

Not to be rude or anything... but you people scare me .p

[Stands Alone]

Oh do we? *gets all evil* I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, dedleedee, there they are a standing in a row. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head! (Thats what I get for watching "The Lion King".)

[Willowisp]

Yeah, well I could sing the Swedish version to you..how about that:P

[hpk37067]

Swedish? Since when is Sweden a country?

[elvishfurby]

*burps*

:)

*burps a smaller burp*

[Stands Alone]

Stop spaming.

[elvishfurby]

Shut up, enough. I have things to do in the Lord of the Rings forum, the only forum I don't spam because it is made up of actual people with a mind.... Harry Potter forums are full of g*y little children who want to be "just like harry" who is the worst character ever created.

(By the way, I like the books a lot, HATE Harry, Ron, and Hermione, and so despise the movies that I want to BURN THEM ALL!)

[ChildofDarkness]

Then why the hell do you post here you spamming loser? Maybe cause you are one of those children who want to be just like Harry and are too afraid to admit it so you put up this stupid ass cover and say that you dislike it so much.

[Stands Alone]

Elvish Furby, you are pathetic. Simply sad, anoying, and most of all: You have the inteligence of a peanut. Which is good, because I could have said you had nothing at all. So, go eat a can of Spam, and get you little spam happy butt out of our lives, and go join a board in which people acually share your same views. I think for your sake I can finally drop my criticizing act, and diss you the right way. You are alone, there are at least 10+ users who are against you being here, and more are on the way once this posts. And what simply are you going to do about it? I wouldn't be suprised if you get banned from this forum, or any others. I bet the people in the LOTR forum would just love to get their hands on you...

[Mobycat]

Elvishfurby...

Or should I say, short furry mechanical runt...

Shut the f*** up and get out if all you can do is spam.

I bet you are EXACTLY like the Star Wars geeks that Triumph the Insult Dog went after on the streets of NYC.

[Stands Alone]

GO MOBY! I was wondering when I would see you swear.... :)

[eclipsedman]

I bet you are EXACTLY like the Star Wars geeks that Triumph the Insult Dog went after on the streets of NYC

:lol:

I can imagine it, never being able to please a woman. Hes more lke the older one whos so absurd looking he dresses up as a storm trooper to hide his hideous appearance.

[Lost and Damned]

Originally posted by elvishfurby
Shut up, enough. I have things to do in the Lord of the Rings forum, the only forum I don't spam because it is made up of actual people with a mind.... Harry Potter forums are full of g*y little children who want to be "just like harry" who is the worst character ever created.

gay little children, first off little children are to young to be deciding what their sexuality is going to be, second, i'm 23 and a half years old, and i like reading well written children's novels (and i include Tolkin's masterpeice The Hobbit in that catagory, since he wrote it for his children), and thirdly, i don't want to be "just like Harry", it's bad enough a few of my work mates think i look like an adult version....

[Stands Alone]

Wonderfully said Lost and Damned :)

[Willowisp]

Originally posted by hpk37067
Swedish? Since when is Sweden a country?

Umm, since way before the US ever was one...?:p

[hpk37067]

The only contributions of theirs is a swim team with hot babes.

[Willowisp]

Yes, certainly I wouldn't expect you to know better than that, now would I? :lol: But you must understand that this is the kind of attitude that gets Americans labelled as ignorant, loud mouthed douche nozzles when they go abroad.. Besides which non of the girls on the so called Swedish bikini team are actually Swedish,.. I think the double standards towards sex in this great country has a lot to do with why it was named that way :p

[Willowisp]

Also, your display of typical male chauvinist attitudes aren't likely to score a lot of points with thinking individuals..Just thought you ought to know :P

[Kerry from Cali]

Originally posted by Willowisp
Yes, certainly I wouldn't expect you to know better than that, now would I? :lol: But you must understand that this is the kind of attitude that gets Americans labelled as ignorant, loud mouthed douche nozzles when they go abroad.. Besides which non of the girls on the so called Swedish bikini team are actually Swedish,.. I think the double standards towards sex in this great country has a lot to do with why it was named that way :p


Your post made me smile. Here's the thing, hkp ISN'T AMERICAN. :)

He's from India (right hpk?) , he's 14yrs. old, and he's made it ABUNDANTLY clear that he will never go for American citizenship (even though he's happy to use our services and schools and other resources) because that could hurt his chances for political office in his home country.

(sorry to butt in here, but we *true* Americans seem to step in it enough, all on our own, to be blamed for stupid remarks made by foreigners.) ;)

kerry =)

[hpk37067]

That's true. I don't plan on getting citizenship, but here to enjoy the democracy, well, until the recall, is. In fact, a correct term for me would be a mucher. And I can't run for office, but I could always be one of those people on Hannity & Colmes shouting ideas at Hannity for being an idiot and proclaiming Bush as the savior, and always resorting to poll numbers which vary for each channel, so no credit. That would be great. :) Tis my dream.

[Mobycat]

Originally posted by hpk37067
In fact, a correct term for me would be a mucher.

I think you mean moocher. ;)

[eclipsedman]

Ahh to be a moocher from another country here in America, must be nice. I love hearing about how the world in general feels about us Americans. Willowisp what thinking individuals would be unhappy with his attitudes, I am curious to know.

[Willowisp]

Umm.. I was refering to the bikini babe comment.. I am strictly against objectifying anyone.. I don't think that if you are a thinking individual, you will putn one sex before the other, or find the objectification of females (or males for that matter) very appealing.. of course maybe that's just me.. Maybe that is an okay thing to do? :)

[hpk37067]

Originally posted by Mobycat
I think you mean moocher. ;)

I didn't know how to spell it. Sorry.