CS! SmackDown!!!!

[Kyle Katarn]

Ok, I've been dying to try this...let's see how it goes:

<Setting: WWF SmackDown, with the opening theme blaring and Olorin and Superman at the announcers table>

Olorin: Welcome to Comingsoon Smackdown! Olorin here at ringside, along with my partner Superman! This is gonna be a slobberknocker!

<the arena lights go out, and we hear the opening bars of "Feel So Numb">

Superman: Allright! Here comes Kyle!

Olorin: Hey, I'M supposed to root for the face! YOU root for the heel!

Superman: I know that - but where Kyle goes, Elisabeth is there too! HERE, PUPPIES!!!! *whistles*

Olorin: Is that ALL you think about?

Superman: No...I like to think about butts pretty often too - hey, is Stacy Keibler here tonight???

<Kyle has made his way to the ring, and he is waiting for his opponent. Cue the Dudley Boyz theme...and out walks Stacy and WOOD!>

Olorin: Whaaaaa?!!

Superman: Hey - they Dudleys always say they got Wood...so now I guess they mean it!

Olorin: I can't watch....

<the match starts, and Kyle goes to work on the puny Wood! Wood tries an offense, but Kyle just shrugs it off. Kyle hits a massive suplex, then goes for the pin...BUT...Stacy is bent over, pretending to tie her shoe, and the ref is checking out the show! However, Elisabeth has taken off her belt, and is sneaking up on Stacy. Kyle shoves the ref and starts yelling at him. Before he can get himself disqualified, though, Liz "pantses" Stacy and starts whipping her with the belt! Kyle and the ref both turn and stare at the spectacle!>

Superman: *clars throat* Looks like the Dudleys aren't the only ones with wood...

Olorin: Careful...this is network TV, remember!

<Wood sneaks up behind Kyle and tries to grab him and roll him up for a pin! But he dosen't have the strength to roll him, and Kyle just sits down on top of him for the pin!!! Stacy and Wood limp up the aisle, and Kyle and Liz are celebrating in the ring...

Suddenly..."No Chance in Hell" hits and out walks...MIRKO!!!!>

[slinger]

This is actually pretty good. I doubt most will understand or 'get it' but keep it coming.

[Frizzo the Clown]

I get it, and I like it...I'm just waiting for my entrance!! And if you make me have a tag team with Doink the Clown, then I will have to b*tch slap you!! ;)

[Moe Szyslak]

It's all well and good but it's already been one post and I'm still not in it.

[Kyle Katarn]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>And if you make me have a tag team with Doink the Clown, then I will have to b*tch slap you!! ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Don't worry...I was planning on bringing a certain Hardcore Legend out of retirement again! :D

But (probably) not before I layeth the smacketh down beside one of MY heroes when I continue it!

Have a nice day! :)

[Kyle Katarn]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>It's all well and good but it's already been one post and I'm still not in it.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Hey, it is the WWF...there has to be SOMEONE to serve:
1 beer...
WHAT?
2 beers...
WHAT?
3 beers...
WHAT?
a whiskey...
WHAT?

:D

[Kyle Katarn]

bMirko: Good evening! I am here to inform you all that the 1st ever, Triple Threat, Chocolate Pudding, Bra and Panties match between fractal, Warpedchick, and pixieness...

Superman: I LOVE MY JOB!!!

Mirko: Has been CANCELLED!!!!

Crowd: &lt;to Mirko&gt; A**-HOLE!! A**-HOLE!! A**-HOLE!!!

Mirko: Don't worry, Kyle! You won't be bored, because I have a special surprise for you. You won't respect the Corporation, so meet my new Corporate Enforcer!!!

&lt;enter Doomsday!&gt;

Olorin: This isn't right!!!!

Superman: You know what they say, O.R. - Don't cross the BOSS!!!

&lt;Doomsday charges down the ramp and spears Kyle, then starts beating him mercilessly!!!&gt;

&lt;Suddenly music blares from the speakers:

I Think I'm cute!!!
I KNOW I'm sexy!
I've got the looks
That drive the girls wild...

SHAWN MICHAELS comes running out to the aid of Kyle!!!! The crowd is on their feet!!!!! "HBK!!! HBK!! HBK!!"

Olorin: The Icon! The Heart Break Kid is back!!!

&lt;Shawn and Kyle go to work on the giant Doomsday! Shawn nails a low blow, then Kyle hits the bulldog! Then they run to separate sides of the ring and hit a pair of Lionsaults!!! Then they go to opposite corners as Doomsday stands but backs into a 3rd corner, dazed!

Shawn grabs the ropes by his turnbucke and starts stomping his feet, and Kyle does the same! The crowd goes ballistic as they hit Dooms' with a double dose of SWEET CHIN MUSIC, knocking the big guy out cold!!!!

Shawn's music hits, and he does his famous pose. Meanwhile, Kyle is dancing to the beat. Shawn notices him, but just gives him a funny look...especially when Kyle takes off his shirt and starts twirling it over his head!!! Shawn, Kyle and Elisabeth leave the ring!

*and all this before the 1st intermission!!! More to come! :D

[ 12-11-2001: Message edited by: Kyle Katarn ]</p>

[bbf2]

Why does this Shawn Michaels guy appear in every single one of your fanfics, Kyle? I'm starting to think you have a crush! ;)

[Kyle Katarn]

No crush...just unhealthy & obsessive hero worship! ;)

[slinger]

[quote]Originally posted by Kyle Katarn:
<strong>No crush...just unhealthy & obsessive hero worship! ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

He's going to be on Excess this Saturday. Which you probably knew already.

[Kyle Katarn]

[quote]Originally posted by slinger:
<strong>

He's going to be on Excess this Saturday. Which you probably knew already.</strong><hr></blockquote>

:eek: I'm THERE!!! :eek: Thanks for the heads-up!!!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Kyle Katarn:
<strong>

Don't worry...I was planning on bringing a certain Hardcore Legend out of retirement again! :D

Have a nice day! :) </strong><hr></blockquote>Great! But it had better not be Al Snow! ;)

[Kyle Katarn]

&lt;backstage, Moe is serving refreshments to the Superstars. slinger walks up to him&gt;

Moe: Hey, slinger!

slinger: What???

Moe: A beer, right?

slinger: What???

Moe: ...ok, you need something harder then? A whiskey?

slinger: What???

Moe: Whassamatter?! Too plain for your cultured palate? Whaddaya want, a martini?

slinger: What???

Moe: ARRRRRH!!!

slinger: Hey, wait a minute...&lt;slinger forces himself to yawn, making his ears *POP!!!*&gt;

slinger: Ahhh...that's better! My ears have been stopped up since I got off the plane, but now I can hear again! Say, you have any booze back there, Moe?

Moe: ....what???

[slinger]

For a second I thought I was going to be Stone Cold. What? (remember undisputed....)

[thebtskink]

pick me! pick me!! :D

[Kyle Katarn]

&lt;back at the ring, music hits - "Stand Back - there's a Madman comin' thru!" Enter MADNESS!!!&gt;

Madness: All right. This is CS! A place where superheroes and Jedi and mutants and clowns run rampant! You love them, even though they're a dime a dozen! But what about me? I'm a MADMAN!!! And you people have no respect for me! WHASSUPWITDAT?!?!!? I am ONE OF A KIND! Just how many people here on these forums are insane? HUH????

Crowd: EVERYONE!!!!!

Madness: ....oh. Yeah, you're right! Never mind. &lt;Madness goes skipping happily to the back&gt;

Olorin: What's up with that?

[Kyle Katarn]

I have someone from Y2J's home town...and someone who wants to be Stone Cold....oooo, the possibilites! (More to come when I have some more time off to think!)

And don't worry Frizzo, I haven't forgotten you. All I need is an evil Brit to play Commissioner...now WHO could I POSSIBLY use for that... :D ;)

[Elizabeth]

I'm about afraid to know what else I'm going to be doing in this ;) , but I'll keep reading!

[Nilade]

Hey, I want in, I wanna KICK A$$ TOO!

[pixiness]

Would probably work better if it was vanilla instead of chocolate pudding.... that was the SOLE reason they cancelled it (at least that's what the midgets tell me)

[Kyle Katarn]

Hey, the main event is a ways off yet, there's still time! ;)

[Kyle Katarn]

[quote]Originally posted by thebtskink:
<strong>pick me! pick me!! :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

Hmmm...you LIKE worms....
There's a wrestler with a finisher CALLED the Worm...

[Kyle Katarn]

Methinks it's time for more of the drama that is..the CS-WWF! :D

&lt;Cue the Degeneration X theme and enter beemanbone, bbf2 and Dione. They get in the ring&gt;

bbf2: Ladies and Gentlemen...ARE YOU READY?!

&lt;The crowd roars its approval&gt;

beemanbone: Then, for the thousands in attendance...the millions watching at home...&lt;gestures towards announce table&gt; and for one fat ring announcer in a black hat…

Superman: Hey, I think he means you Olorin!

beemanbone: Leeeeeets get ready to S*CK IT!!!!!!! &lt;does the DX "crotch chop"&gt;

&lt;Cue Right To Censor Music and enter Con-Air!&gt;

Olorin: Oh no!

Superman: We can agree on that! What’s with this “Right to Censor?!” What did violence and Puppies ever do to them???

Con-Air: All right, beemanbone, enough of your lewd conduct! Prepare to be CENSORED!!!

&lt;Con-Air charges the ring and nails beemanbone and bbf2– with BRASS KNUCKLES! bbf2 is kayoed, and beemanbone is barely conscious!&gt;

Olorin: Now that’s not fair!!!

Superman: No – but it’s effective! OUCH!

&lt;The ref has already disqualified Con-Air, but he stands beemanbone up and draws back to hit him again – unaware that Dione has snuck up behind him! Before Con-Air can throw the punch, Dione nails him with a low blow from behind, then Pedigrees him to the mat!!! She helps beemanbone and bbf2 to the back as the crowd cheers&gt;


&lt;Cut to the Commissioner’s office. JBond is calmly drinking tea behind his desk when he hears a knock&gt;

JBond: Come in but be quick! I have an announcement to make at ringside shortly.

&lt;The door goes flying off its hinges as Kyle kicks it in, runs inside, and grabs JBond by the collar and slams him against the wall&gt;

JBond: What the bloody?!

Kyle: You and Mirko LIKE having a big bad enforcer to do your dirty work, huh??? Well, I need you to pass along a message to Mirko for me...it goes something like this...! &lt;draws his fist back&gt;

JBond: &lt;miserably&gt; But how did you get past Keibler and Wood? Mr. Mirko ordered them to guard the door!

Elisabeth: We didn’t see Wood anywhere. As for Stacy...well, she drank some of that mint tea you have...

JBond: But I don’t drink mint tea!

Elisabeth: &lt;grinning maliciously&gt; YOU know that...WE know that...and judging from the cries I heard from the women’s room on the way over here, Stacy is probably figuring out right about now just WHAT that pleasant mint flavor in her cup of tea was from! &lt;Holds up a large bottle of Ex-Lax!&gt;

&lt;Suddenly there is a scream, and Wood runs at Kyle. But he slips on the tea that Bond spilled and goes flying headfirst into the suit of armor in the corner of Bond’s office, demolishing it! Cut to the announce table, where we see Olorin roaring in laughter!&gt;

Olorin: Heeheheheehee...see, I said he was a dumb wussy!!! Ahh, hah hah hah!

Superman: Careful, O.R. – that’s one of the Boss’ people you’re calling a wussy!

&lt;Back in the office, Kyle has let JBond go, and he and Liz are mocking Wood. JBond sneaks out. Suddenly, Nilade runs in and hits Kyle in the back with a chair! But Kyle barely even feels it! He simply turns around and hoists Nilade by the throat up on JBond’s desk, then climbs up drives him face-first through it with a devastating Front Russian Leg Sweep!&gt;

Olorin: Oh my!!! Kyle just hit "Southern Comfort" on Nilade, and demolished JBond’s desk!!!!

Superman: Looks like EVERONE has got a taste of wood tonight! ...Hey, that Ex-Lax is powerful stuff...do you think I should go check on Stacy? She might need some help, y’know! &lt;Olorin just gives Supes a funny look...&gt;

&lt;Cut back to the backstage area where the evil Commissioner JBond is making his way to ringside...!&gt;

[ 12-18-2001: Message edited by: Kyle Katarn ]

[ 12-18-2001: Message edited by: Kyle Katarn ]</p>

[Elizabeth]

...About the Ex-Lax, that sounds like something I'd be mean enough to do! :D &lt;evil chuckle&gt;

[Kyle Katarn]

ATTN. Frizzo!! ;)

&lt;cue William Regal’s theme – the older one with all the zippy-sounding trumpets! :D JBond comes out and enters the ring&gt;

JBond: All right – FRIZZO!!!! Get out here, you cretin!

&lt;Cue Frizzo’s music – “Don’t Send in the Clowns,” as sung by Zorak! Frizzo comes out and enters the ring, soaking in the cheers&gt;

JBond: Frizzo, I am a reasonable man. You and you midgets can push anyone to the edge – your joy buzzers, pies and seltzer water to the face – but that was all in good humor! But THIS - &lt;motions to the TitanTron&gt; I CANNOT TOLERATE!

&lt;on the Tron, we see a video of Frizzo’s midgets in JBond’s office. They each take a turn relieving themselves into JBond’s teapot! Then they run out the back just as Bond comes in the front. JBond sits back in his desk and takes a drink of the “spiked” tea! JBond spits it out and starts swearing as the video cuts off!

Frizzo: That English brew of yours is pretty bland, I guess they thought it needed some spicing up!

JBond: SHUT UP!!! You and those scruffy, foul little toerags have BESMIRCHED me for the last time! &lt;pulls out a can of Mace, and sends Frizzo to the ground with a blast of pepper spray! Then he pulls off Frizzo’s red rubber nose and puts it on, mocking him…&gt;

Superman: THERE”S some besmirchment for ya!

&lt;screeeeee…..CRRRRASH!!!!! Enter Mick Foley!!!! Foley runs to the ring and puts Mr. Socko right down Bond’s throat as he pulls Frizzo’s nose off him. He then gives the nose back to Frizzo and gives JBond a double-arm DDT! Then he stands at JBond’s head and holds his legs up in the air as Frizzo climbs to the top rope!!!&gt;

Superman: Hey, can I interest you in some crushed grapefruits, Olorin?

Olorin: Better interest JBond in some, cause that’s what he’s going to have in 5 seconds!!!

Frizzo: &lt;from top rope&gt; HEY MICK!

Mick: HEY FRIZZO!

Frizzo and Mick: &lt;as Frizzo takes off, aiming a flying headbutt right for JBond’s crotch&gt; WHASSUP?!?!?!!

&lt;Frizzo connects, and JBond is writhing in AGONY! Mick and Frizzo celebrate in the ring as the midgets come running madly from backstage – and right past the ring and into the crowd, running for the cheap seats!&gt;

Mick: ???

&lt;then another pair of midgets come running out, and one of them is carrying HEAD! :D They follow the route that the other midgets went – because Al Snow is right behind them, waving his fist and yelling!&gt;

Mick: &lt;yelling to Al as he runs past the ring&gt; Hey Al – got Head???

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by Kyle Katarn:
<strong>ATTN. Frizzo!! ;)

&lt;cue William Regal’s theme – the older one with all the zippy-sounding trumpets! :D JBond comes out and enters the ring&gt;

JBond: All right – FRIZZO!!!! Get out here, you cretin!

&lt;Cue Frizzo’s music – “Don’t Send in the Clowns,” as sung by Zorak! Frizzo comes out and enters the ring, soaking in the cheers&gt;

JBond: Frizzo, I am a reasonable man. You and you midgets can push anyone to the edge – your joy buzzers, pies and seltzer water to the face – but that was all in good humor! But THIS - &lt;motions to the TitanTron&gt; I CANNOT TOLERATE!

&lt;on the Tron, we see a video of Frizzo’s midgets in JBond’s office. They each take a turn relieving themselves into JBond’s teapot! Then they run out the back just as Bond comes in the front. JBond sits back in his desk and takes a drink of the “spiked” tea! JBond spits it out and starts swearing as the video cuts off!

Frizzo: That English brew of yours is pretty bland, I guess they thought it needed some spicing up!

JBond: SHUT UP!!! You and those scruffy, foul little toerags have BESMIRCHED me for the last time! &lt;pulls out a can of Mace, and sends Frizzo to the ground with a blast of pepper spray! Then he pulls off Frizzo’s red rubber nose and puts it on, mocking him…&gt;

Superman: THERE”S some besmirchment for ya!

&lt;screeeeee…..CRRRRASH!!!!! Enter Mick Foley!!!! Foley runs to the ring and puts Mr. Socko right down Bond’s throat as he pulls Frizzo’s nose off him. He then gives the nose back to Frizzo and gives JBond a double-arm DDT! Then he stands at JBond’s head and holds his legs up in the air as Frizzo climbs to the top rope!!!&gt;

Superman: Hey, can I interest you in some crushed grapefruits, Olorin?

Olorin: Better interest JBond in some, cause that’s what he’s going to have in 5 seconds!!!

Frizzo: &lt;from top rope&gt; HEY MICK!

Mick: HEY FRIZZO!

Frizzo and Mick: &lt;as Frizzo takes off, aiming a flying headbutt right for JBond’s crotch&gt; WHASSUP?!?!?!!

&lt;Frizzo connects, and JBond is writhing in AGONY! Mick and Frizzo celebrate in the ring as the midgets come running madly from backstage – and right past the ring and into the crowd, running for the cheap seats!&gt;

Mick: ???

&lt;then another pair of midgets come running out, and one of them is carrying HEAD! :D They follow the route that the other midgets went – because Al Snow is right behind them, waving his fist and yelling!&gt;

Mick: &lt;yelling to Al as he runs past the ring&gt; Hey Al – got Head???</strong><hr></blockquote>
I must say Kyle...this is the funniest part yet! Keep it up! (and I'm not just saying that becuase its about me....well, maybe I am..but its still funny, trust me!) ;) :) :D

[Kyle Katarn]

Time to ring in the new year with more WWF-flavored mayhem!

&lt;Backstage, Mirko enters pixi’s dressing room...&gt;

Mirko: Now, pixi, I know you wanted to win that 3-way match to become #1 contender for the women’s title...but you know, I had the vat of pudding moved to my office...you could always give me a "dark match..." &lt;smirks lecherously&gt;

Pixi: &lt;moves in closer to Mirko&gt; Well...all I have to say about that is THIS! &lt;knees Mirko in the groin!&gt;

Mirko: &lt;tries to yell, but it comes out as a squeaky whisper&gt; BOYS!!! GET HER!

&lt;Doomsday and JBond rush in and grab pixi&gt;

Mirko: Now, let’s go to the ring! You have just been invited to join my club!

&lt;back at the ring, "No Chance" hits, and Mirko, Doomsday, and JBond head to the ring, with Dooms carrying pixi. They enter the ring and Mirko starts to speak, then changes his mind. He stares at Olorin for a moment, then orders Bond to force Olorin into the ring, which he does!&gt;

Superman: No! This is terrible! Where am I gonna find a new broadcast partner on short notice?!

&lt;Dooms and Bond have forced pixi and Olorin to their knees in the middle of the ring. Mirko pulls out a microphone&gt;

Mirko: All right, either you 2 will join the Mirko "Kiss my ***" club, or you will be fired, and I will use my wealth and influence to make your lives a living torment from now on!!! What’s it gonna be?!

&lt;pixi and Olorin look at each other with a look of resignation and disgust on their faces…&gt;

Mirko: Now...KISS...MY...

Agent 87: WHAT?

&lt;Mirko goes pale as he looks back and sees Agent 87 on the TitanTron video screen, in a shirt that reads "Alcohol-fueled whoop-a** machine!"&gt;

[slinger]

The plot thickens....

(HHH this Monday!)

[Kyle Katarn]

...I really will get around to finishing this, honest!

[Kyle Katarn]

Agent 87: Well, I just had a beer...

Crowd: WHAT???

Agent 87: ...another beer...

Crowd: WHAT???

Agent 87: A bloody Mary...

Crowd: WHAT???

Agent 87: And a vodka martini! Now I’m ready to come down and join the party!!! WHAT??? I said I'm gonna come down and WHUP SOME @$$!!!!

&lt;The sound of shattering glass is heard through the arena, and Disturbed’s Stone Cold theme starts blaring over the speakers!!! Enter AGENT 87!&gt;

Agent 87: If you want me to induct Mirko into the "I just WHIPPED your *** club," gimme a h*** yeah!

Crowd: H*** YEAH!!!

Agent 87 rushes the ring, cleaning house with Dooms and Jibbs, while Mirko stands there speechless! Stacy comes running out, but pixi sees her, and goes flying over the top rope and catches Stacy with the Hurricanrana!

Superman: Man, would I love to be Stacy’s face right now!!!

Olorin rises and shoves Mirko around. He flips him off, then knocks him down with a forearm! While Mirko is down, Olorin proceeds to do some Mudhole Stomping into him while Agent 87 looks on in approval, having tossed Doomsday and Jbond out of the ring!! But Wood and Nilade come up from under the ring and attack pixi, Olorin, and Agent 87 from behind, devastating them! Mirko and his cronies gloat over their beaten foes in the ring...

Mirko: I said it once and I’ll say it again...DON’T CROSS THE BOSS!!!

&lt;The arena lights go off, and the Y2J countdown comes on the screen...there is a massive explosion at the entrance! When the smoke clears, SLINGER is standing there, his back to the ring, arms in the air with a title belt in each hand! He whips around and stares daggers at Mirko!&gt;

slinger: On behalf of all the slingerholics here...Would you and your band of butt-kissing stooges PLEASE Shut the h*** UP?!

&lt;the crowd goes WILD as slinger makes his way to the ring! His entrance has allowed 87 and pixi to recover and start taking it to the Corporation outside the ring, leaving Mirko defenseless! He turns to run, but slinger gives him a Bulldog, followed by a Lionsault, followed by the Walls of Jericho! Meanwhile Olorin has made his way back to the announce booth...&gt;

Superman: Hey! Get back in there and help Mirko!

Olorin: Help him, my Oklahoma ass!

Superman: ...aren’t you from Kansas?

Olorin: I know, but what kind of "ring" does "Help him my Kansas ass" have?

Superman: Good point...HEY!!! LOOK!

&lt;Kyle and Elisabeth come running out to join the fray! They help the outnumbered 87, pixi, and slinger, who’s hold on Mirko was broken up by Nilade, who floored slinger from behind with a chair. He raises it up to strike him again, but Kyle simultaneously grabs the chair, and Nilade by the hair, from behind! Kyle tosses the chair to Elisabeth, who uses it to help the others fight the Corporation. Kyle is still holding Nilade by the hair...&gt;

Kyle: Who’s the beyatch now?! &lt;drops Nilade with Sting’s DDT!&gt;

&lt;Stacy is sneaking up on pixi, who is watching the action in the ring. She reaches to grab her, put she turns around and tosses a handful of powder in her face, incapacitating her!&gt;

Superman: Pixi dust! Woo Hoo!

&lt;Doomsday launches a kick at 87, but he grabs the leg, flips him off, spins him around, and knocks him out with the Stunner!&gt;

&lt;Wood is unaware of Liz sneaking up behind him...she gives him an Atomic Wedgie followed by an Atomic Drop! :eek: &gt;

Olorin: THAT'S gotta sting!!!

&lt;Mirko and JBond are sneaking away when slinger notices them. He bounces off the ropes and shoots himself at Mirko...&gt;

Superman: SUICIDE DIVE!!!

&lt;Mirko sees him coming, grabs JBond, and throws him in the way! slinger nails Jibbs, and the impact knocks them both out! Mirko heads back to the entrance, gloating over the Corporation-fighters. He does not notice a myterious figure run up from behind until the figure bulldogs him to the steel entrance ramp! The figure starts running in place over Mirko's dazed form, flailing his arms madly as the "Too Cool" theme hits!!!&gt;

Olorin: It's thebtskink!!!!!!

Superman: HEY!!!! Cut that out! No one wants to see your Worm!!!

&lt;Too late!!! skink hops on 1 foot in a semicircle, with the crowd chanting with each hop: "W....O....R....M!!!!!" leaving him a few feet from Mirko! skink then does the "Worm Crawl" back to Mirko and nails him with a devastating karate chop to the gut!!!!&gt;

Olorin: Good greif! ANYTHING can happen in the CS-WWF!!!

&lt;skink comes to the ring and starts to "get down" with slinger, Kyle, Liz, and pixi, while 87 downs a few "Steveweisers" thrown by appreciative fans as the credits start to roll....&gt;


Well, there you have it: if the WWF mated with CS, THIS would be the result! Even if you didn't "get it" I hope it was funny at least. Let me know what you think! :D

[Elizabeth]

More atomic wedgies from me! Yaay!

[thebtskink]

"Getting Down" is my planned college major. :D

[Kyle Katarn]

Heh heh...the Worm is a move that's much more entertaining to watch than to read, but I hope I did it justice... :D

But everyone understands "Getting down!" &lt;cranks up the newest Scotty 2 Hotty entrance music&gt;

[slinger]

Sequel! Sequel!! We need credits too. Would've been better if I was a heel but hey still good.

[beemanbone]

[quote]Originally posted by Kyle Katarn:
<strong>Con-Air: All right, beemanbone, enough of your lewd conduct! Prepare to be CENSORED!!!

&lt;Con-Air charges the ring and nails beemanbone and bbf2– with BRASS KNUCKLES! bbf2 is kayoed, and beemanbone is barely conscious!&gt;</strong><hr></blockquote>
Getting my ass kicked has never been so much fun. At least I didn't go down on the first shot like bbf2. :p I ain't no punk.

[Kyle Katarn]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by slinger:
<strong>Sequel! Sequel!! </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Taking suggestions for the next CS-WWF event now! Should I do it like before, or have an open, Bar room Brawl/Battle Royal type thing? :D

[pixiness]

My only request is to be ring girl!!!

[Moe Szyslak]

Damn, all I've done so far is served drinks...when do I get to throw a bottle at someone?

[slinger]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Kyle Katarn:
<strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by slinger:
<strong>Sequel! Sequel!! </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Taking suggestions for the next CS-WWF event now! Should I do it like before, or have an open, Bar room Brawl/Battle Royal type thing? :D </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Well after this one do the Rumble.

[Colorado Cajun]

I say do Wrestlemania since it's coming up soon

I want to be in it though please in a Hurricane type role

[Kyle Katarn]

Here's how the card is shaping up so far...:

Main event: slinger vs. Agent 87
Con-Air (w/pixi) vs. Kyle Katarn (w/ Liz)
JBond vs. Moe (w/Rogue)

And PLENTY of outside interfence, of course! :D

[Moe Szyslak]

You're going down Jibbs! I've been teaching Rogue all sorts of moves. If my Swanton Bomb doesn't get you then our Doomsday Device will. Or am I just bluffing?

[Colorado Cajun]

Rogue is a reall good wrestler <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[Kyle Katarn]

Work is now in progress for.....CS! WrestleMania! :D

[Kyle Katarn]

fic #2

[Se7en the movie]

so when does 'The Experience' Se7en The Movie debut?