CAMP CryStal LAKE-FINAL SOLUTION!(P41) (Deaths: Page 9+20+22+28+32+33+34+37+40)

[Longshanks]

This is a Friday 13th / Whodunit-style story where you are the victims and one amongst you is a serial killer - I think it'll work - just please read the simple rules below before posting. Thanks :D

THE PLAYERS:

Guys: (SORRY. THE GUYS DORM IS FULL - for now at least ) :(
Tardumb
Peter
Beemanbone - died: 1 P28
tyler_durden
the sweeny - died: 1 P22
bbf2 - died: 2!!! (plus 1 massive heart attack) (P20 + 32 +40)
Rock4EverRapNever
Ryanblair2
Frizzo the Clown - died: 1 P28
Colorado Cajun
JBond- died: 1 (P34)
Hank Scorpio - died: 1 (P9)
Link (the eager one) - died: 1 (P32)

Girls: (SORRY. GIRLS DORM IS FULL - at least for now) :(
Iben - died: 1 (P20)
Kitty - died: 1 (P40)
Knerys - died: 1 (P32)
Rogue - died:1 (P9)
Batwoman
Elizabeth
Pixiness - died: 1 (P37)

I'll pick the name of any killer(s) out of a hat - it'll be a random choice so there's no favoritism. No players, not even the killer(s) themselves will know who the killer(s) are, only I know and I'm not telling. All killers are completely dual-personality here, you won't realize you've killed, not even when they find the horribly mutilated body floating in the lake the following morning.... he he! I'll work out who kills and when based on where you place yourselves.

THE RULES - (all 2 of 'em!)

1- You're all free to go anywhere on the map - just make sure that every post you make here has a BOLD location letter at the top of it.
Please do this even if you're just replying to another post on the thread, it's going to make keeping track of you soooo much easier for me.

(See map for locations - feel free to print off the CCL map™ :D and location list for easy reference if you like).

2- If you suspect a person of being a killer then keep away from them, killers can only travel so far (I'm not saying exactly how far). Victims within range of a killer will be chosen randomly, but the manner of death will be chosen by me (suggestions welcome by PM, but please don't flood me just yet...). You're free to openly discuss your suspicions with each other.

So basically:
PUT YOUR LOCATION CODE AT THE TOP OF EVERY POST.
MOVE WHENEVER YOU WANT/DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.(Except for the killing bit, that's my dept :D )
KEEP AWAY FROM PEOPLE YOU SUSPECT UNLESS YOU FANCY TEMPTING FATE. - simple eh?

Have fun, be clichéd - go for walks in the woods, split up and search the place, explore that old deserted building in search of a place to have a midnight party, I'll post some suggestions.

That's it. All posters will start in the appropriate dorm and can then post to move anywhere from there on, as often as they like.

Don't expect the killing to start immediately, let's build some tension first eh?

Victims will be resurrected on request for another shot if they want, their status as killer or victim being randomly chosen anew. (Latecomers can be added, but only so long as numbers don't get too many).

So without further ado -

<img src="http://mywebpage.netscape.com/Iben%20Mortensen/CAMPCRYSTALLAKEfinal.jpg" alt="" />

WELCOME TO CAMP CryStal LAKE:

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, we'll soon be arriving at Camp CryStal Lake We hope you'll enjoy your stay there at the most out-of-the-way summer camp in the USA. Deep in the heart of the oldest and darkest woods in the state and 20 miles from the nearest town, CryStal Lake offers seclusion, relaxation and fun fun fun! Make all the noise you want - no one will hear you....

Let me introduce myself - I'm Mr. Longshanks, and I'll be your Activities Organizer for the duration of your stay at sunny CryStal Lake - yes I know it looks like a rubber mask, but I was born with a rare skin condition. Anyway, it's my job to ensure there'll be lot's to tell your folks when you all get home intact and unharmed after your eventful summer vacation.

First off, I'll give you a guided tour of the wonderful facilities we're going to find when we arrive at Camp CryStal Lake, please study your maps and pay close attention.

To the left of the lake we have:

A- MALE DORM (With creaky old landing and some dubious looking boats)

And to our right across the placid (mostly alligator -free) lake we have:

B- FEMALE DORM

...yes I know, but camp regulations state that boys and girls must sleep in separate dorms, of course no one would be foolish enough to walk through the woods alone at night just to visit the other dorm, so we feel certain that this set-up will keep the sexes separate. Both dorms are equipped with complete kitchens full of interesting (and freshly sharpened) kitchen utensils for your comfort and convenience.

C- OLD JACUZZI (For use by all campers, but please beware of using electrical goods near water - we don't want a repeat of that unfortunate incident 13 years ago ... almost to the day...)

D- OLD VOORHEES ISLAND (A curiously named island, accessible only by boat, rumored to be the burial site for a brutal serial killer Ice-hockey player, but take no notice, it's just a quaint local legend designed to scare the tourists)

E- OLD MAKEOUT BEACH (A popular site for lovers - also the site of one of the most horrific mass-murders of the 1950's - no canoodling now!)

F- OLD MAN CROPSY'S CABIN (The previous caretaker's cabin, now derelict since he disappeared in that mysterious fire, full of rusty old gardening equipment but with a remarkably comfy double bed - please stay away)

G- THE OLD CRYSTAL LAKE ASYLUM (Now deserted and derelict - reputedly used to house some of the county's most notorious madmen under the care of Dr. Loomis - but of course they're all gone now and there's nothing left there but some rusty old surgical implements and toughened leather restraining straps - please keep out)

H- OLD TOOL SHED (Originally home to Mr. Hansen the handyman, this is now derelict - don't go in there, it's still got all the old tools for site maintenance - axes, hammers, chainsaw with spare cans of petrol etc - oh yes, we also keep the camp's entire summer stock of iced beers in there in a large walk-in fridge - obviously this is out of bounds to all campers)

I- OLD BRIDGE OVER CAMPBELL CHASM (Please drive carefully when crossing, it's very old and creaky and is the ONLY way out of Camp Crystal Lake - if that went I don't know what we'd do - and it's a looong way down to the jagged chasm floor!)

J- OLD MAN SAVINI'S MINE (Derelict mine workings leading to lots of dark and dangerous tunnels that run under all of Camp CryStal Lake, reputedly used by the US army to dump a truckload of mysterious old canisters during the 80's - do not enter!)

K- OLD MAN RAMI'S FANTASTICAL FUNFAIR (Now deserted since those unfortunate accidents in the Tunnel of Love)

L- OLD INDIAN BURIAL GROUND (Now used by locals to bury their pets and grow pumpkins...)

M- OLD GRAVEYARD (The local county graveyard - rumor has it that some of the executed Asylum inmates are buried there, fried to a crisp after their visit to the electric chair, a dying curse and sworn revenge on every lip - but of course that's just local superstition, pay no attention to it.)

You're all free to go wherever you you want on site, explore, split up and search the place, whatever - just remember to make sure you post that bold location letter at the top of every post you make - you don't want to make me have to come looking for ya now do you?..... I'll be putting up posters to let you all know about any camp activities such as midnight walks in the woods, late night storytelling around the camp fire, and swimming sessions at the remote end of the deep dark lake.

OK, We should be getting there soon, so have fun , explore Crystal Lake and it's surrounds... but watch yourselves in those woods you hear - we lose a lot of campers in there...

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[Link]

Oh what's this? I think I'll go check around H and see inside..

[Longshanks]

Eager aren't we? We haven't even started yet...no wait.........now we've started. :D

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[Longshanks]

CUE MOODY TITLE MUSIC - "CAMP CryStal LAKE VII- DEATH BY POINTY THINGS."

TITLES ROLL OVER VIEW OF CAMP BUS TRAVELLING THROUGH HEART OF LONELY MOUNTAINOUS WOODLAND. CAMERA PULLS BACK TO REVEAL JUST HOW ISOLATED CRYSTAL LAKE IS - THERE'S A ROAD THEN NOTHING BUT TREES FOR MIIILES! THE BUS DRIVES PAST A MUSTARD YELLOW OLDSMOBILE GOING IN THE OTHER DIRECTION WITH 5 PEOPLE IN IT - THEY'RE SINGING. A COUPLE OF COUNTRY HICKS WAVE AS THE BUS GOES BY, NARROWLY MISSING A LOGGING TRUCK. EVENTUALLY THE BUS TURNS OFF THE MAIN ROAD AND HEADS UP A DUSTY DIRT TRACK, THE CAMERA FOLLOWS ABOVE AND BEHIND THE BUS. CUT TO CAMERA VIEW BENEATH RICKETY WOODEN BRIDGE AS BUS PASSES OVERHEAD, RUSTY STRUTS GROAN AND SMALL BITS OF TIMBER TUMBLE INTO THE RIVER WAAAY BELOW.

THE BUS FINALLY ARRIVES AT CRYSTAL LAKE, AND PULLS UP OUTSIDE THE BOYS DORM, (SLOW ZOOM ACROSS LAKE). THE STUDENTS TUMBLE OUT, LAUGHING AND PUSHING EACH OTHER:

JB: The next time you feel like cutting one on the bus, make sure we can open the windows first Frizzo!

Knerys: Yeah, you know how Iben gets travel sick. (Iben is looking decidedly green).

(Frizzo looks smug and pats his big bag of practical jokes - the camp clown.)

(BBF2 AND TYLER STRUGGLE TO DRAG THEIR SECRET STASH OF BEERS AND PARTY STUFF OUT OF THE BUS - IT'S 8 LARGE KITBAGS-FULL. MEANWHILE, RYANB2 AND HANK ARE ALREADY CALCULATING THE TRAVEL TIME BETWEEN DORMS ...IT'S GOING TO BE A GOOOD VACATION)

Link: Boyohboyohboy!!! Look at this place will ya! It's a dump! Can't wait to explore!!! (Link hops excitedly from one foot to another and runs round in tight circles making airplane noises)

(HE'S RIGHT - THE CAMP IS RUN DOWN - PEELING PAINT AND LOOSE BOARDS WITH RUSTY NAILS GIVE AWAY THE FACT THAT NO ONE COMES UP HERE MUCH)

Rock: Anyone notice our Camp Organizer's a Brit?

Beemanbone: Hey, if this was a movie, he'd probably be the bad guy - d'you think maybe we should keep an eye on him? :p <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Longshanks: Ok guys, calm down. this is home for the next few weeks, you all know the rules, dump your stuff in the dorms and feel free to explore- no Cajun - you're in the boys dorm. Good costume though, do you do your own makeup?

(CUT TO CAMERA VIEW FROM SOMEWHERE IN THE WOODS, WE CAN SEE THE BUS AND STUDENTS BELOW - STRANGE DISCORDANT MUSIC WITH ODD WHISPERING NOISE OVERLAYED THAT SOUNDS A BIT LIKE "Killkillkill...nownownow"...).

Longshanks: And don't worry about keys for the dorms, the locks don't work and none of the windows shut properly, oh, and there are a few locals who live in the area so don't worry if you happen to see any strangers lurking in the woods - I'm sure they're harmless even though you're not from round these parts... (TURNS TO SWEENY) ...are you boy?

Tardum: Hey, race ya for top bunk guys! Then maybe we can go and shoot some possums with my BB gun down by the creek!

Rest: YAY!!!

(ALL THE GUYS GRAB THEIR STUFF AND FIGHT AT THE DOORWAY, TRYING TO GET INTO THE DORM - THE GIRLS ROLL THEIR EYES SKYWARDS AND WALK ROUND TO THE GIRLS DORM - YOU CAN TELL IT'S THE GIRLS DORM - THE CURTAINS ARE STILL UP AND THE TOILETS DON'T SMELL AS BAD).

Kitty: Anyone for the Jacuzzi?

Rogue: What? The one by the old electrical junction box? Sure!

Batwoman: Sounds cool, I'll bring the music and the beers and we can taunt the guys!

Rest: YAY!!!

Longshanks: See you all later, I'll be posting some camp activities later on tonight. Enjoy.

(CUT BACK TO POV VIEW IN WOODS, IT FOLLOWS THE GIRLS AS THEY WALK TOWARDS THEIR DORM -"Killkillkill...nownownow"... ) <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

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[Longshanks]

A

..and don't forget to head your posts like this <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[Frizzo the Clown]

C

Hey, if the girls are going to the jacuzzi, thats where I'm headed too! Wait up!

[bbf2]

C

Why not?

[Link]

K

I don't trust anybody..

[Iben]

A
I'm going where no woman has ever gone before!

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[Longshanks]

The dorms are split into 5 shared rooms, one large commune room, a shower room, toilets and a kitchen with a BIG knife draw, microwave, cooker and various electrical kitchen tools. Everything is kind of grubby but with a bit of sweeping and some polishing you could...wait, where are you all going?

Once you've scooped the dead racoons and leaves out of the jacuzzi, you find it still works - nice and hot with lots of bubbles (although the paving slabs around the edge are a bit loose and the temperature control seems a bit twitchy...)

The Funfair is completely derelict - The entrance sign is old and faded, the words 'R.mi's .anta.tical Fun.air' are barely legible. A large battered fibreglass clown hangs half-off the Funhouse ride and it looks like it's been used for target practice - someone obviously doesn't like clowns here. The big wheel creaks ominously in the breeze, and someone, (probably local kids...yeah, it was local kids did it...), has scrawled "We all float down here" across the front of the Tunnel of Love ride. A single red deflated balloon has been caught in the nearby bushes, it hangs limply.

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[Frizzo the Clown]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by longshanks:
<strong>Once you've scooped the dead racoons and leaves out of the jacuzzi, you find it still works - nice and hot with lots of bubbles (although the paving slabs around the edge are a bit loose and the temperature control seems a bit twitchy...)

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Wow..last time I was in a tub that was this warm and bubbly, it was because I just let one rip....but this feels nice. :D

[Hank Scorpio]

B

I'm creating my peephole for the girl's shower.

[J Diddy]

H

Wow, look at all these old tools, just think of the shelf I could make with these.

[Longshanks]

The old tool shed is full of dried animal skins (nice lampshade over there btw), various skulls and roadkill hangs from the rafters (and is that lill' Bambie's head stuck on the wall there?).

A single shaft of sunlight shines through a hole in the roof, illuminating the rusty chainsaw on the far wall alongside the rack of axes, saws, lawnmowers and road drills. But it's the sight of the massive walk-in fridge with the sticky latch that catches your eye. Hmmmmmm. Beer. :D

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[Hank Scorpio]

B

I'm still working on my peephole by adding various spy electronics to the project, but I have a question. Where the heck is the Haunted Roller Disco? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[Iben]

A

The guys’ Dorm is deserted, maybe I should use this opportunity to go through their stuff and see what kind of dirty objects they’ve brought along on this trip. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[J Diddy]

A
The Sweeny runs back in his dorm and sees Iben investigating a buzzing, he snatches his suitcase off Iben, it's a electric razor, Honest!

[beemanbone]

D

I heard this place was haunted. Maybe I can find something here to scare everybody with.

[Colorado Cajun]

A
Cajun strips down and takes a nice hot shower as Iben trys to watch without anyone noticing

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[Peter]

A

Goes into the kitchen to find some food.

[Link]

G

That carnival sucked, hopefully this place is full of surprises.

[SamuraiiSam]

A

I'm gonna head over to the Indian Burial Ground to have a toke...uh...I mean...a smoke. Anyone care to join me?

[J Diddy]

A
I can hear that Burriel Ground calling me as well (I mean I can really hear somthing calling me :confused: )

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[Hank Scorpio]

G

I finished my peephole and now I'm going to the asylum to look for Madness.

[SamuraiiSam]

L

It sure is quiet over here. A little too quiet...And dark...really dark...Good thing you're here Sweeney or I'd probably piss my pants are run back to the dorm...Well...anyway. ::lights up::

[Kitty]

C

time to go & show off to peeps my new swimsuit! :p

[Hank Scorpio]

K

I couldn't find Madness so now I'm going to get some cotton candy.

[Kitty]

B
ok then, i'm not gonna go stay in the jacuzzi if no one (especially guys) are here wit me. I'm gonna walk back to the dorm thing.*wraps towel around myself. puts back on slippers. walks back to girls dorm thing.*

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[J Diddy]

L
This ***** ain't so scary, ~The Sweeny passes his blunt to RyanBlair~ just look at those massive pumpkins.

[Kitty]

Currently in B

*puts on white shirt with the word princess on the front. puts on jean shorts (yes i am wearing underwear 2, duh).*
I'm gonna go & explore then if no one is here. *puts on headphones for my CD player*
Wonder what the old cabin place looks like...
*gets CD in CD player, gettin ready to go & explore*

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 03:22 PM: Message edited by: Kitty ]</small>

[SamuraiiSam]

L

Yeah, this ain't so bad. Hey man, look at this headstone:

Big Chief Buffalo Nickel

A mighty man in his day
Never once used a sickel,
to clear the bushes away
He'd go around tent to tent,
eat everything in sight
He loved to score everyone he saw
He loved a new one every night

::snaps head around:: Did you hear something!?

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[Longshanks]

After a tricky paddle over to it in a leaky boat, you discover the island is kinda cool - great beach with lots of dry wood for campfires and some terrific places to hang a hammock. Perfect party place.

The only drawback is that old stone tomb-thing in the centre of the island - but hey, it'd make a great BBQ pit!

*

The old Asylum looms out of the trees ahead. boarded-up windows means the inside will probably be reeealy dark, but you're almost certain to be able to get in through the back door - you always can.

As you explore downstairs through the old cells and operating theatres you suddenly hear footsteps above you and what sounds like a young child giggling. Wanna check it out?

*

The afternoon is drawing on, and the sun drops out of the valley fairly early here, so it's getting dark outside the windows. The guys are playing 'Guess the Card' in a vain attempt to impress Iben and gain her favour (as usual :rolleyes: <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> j/k). Meanwhile, Iben is standing looking out of the window unimpressed.

Peter: 8 of spades!

Cajun: Man, it's Mrs Bun the Baker dude! Not even close!

From over by the window, in a voice not unlike James Earl Jones Iben is heared to say : 'Mr. Butcher the Butcher - Mrs.Hotpot the Cook - Mrs Whiplash the Hooker...' - all the while Cajun turns the cards...

Cajun: No man, still way off.

Suddenly a window in the dorm bursts inwards as a tree branch smashes through it.

Nailed to the end is a small note and a leather pouch. The note reads : Dead by dawn - or 9.30am at the latest. Ryan takes the pouch and opens it - there are teeth inside - in fact there's a whole set of dentures...and they're still wet.

*

The old Burial Ground is a tangled mass of dead wood - scattered amongst the trees are a bunch of handmade headstones with names like "Tiddles - sacrificed in a dark ritual - loved by the kids" or: "Church - you just keep coming back" or: "Lassie - play dead old girl".

You're suddenly aware of being watched and as you turn there's a rustling in the bushes. Bravely, and with hardly a mark in your underwear, you creep over to the bushes. Hanging from a dead branch you find a small and not particularly scary figure, badly-made out of a few sticks tied together, as you look around you realize they're everywhere.

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[Longshanks]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by ryanblair2:
<strong>::snaps head around:: Did you hear something!?</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Yes, you can hear the soft 'shhhh' of Sweeny wetting himself...

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[Longshanks]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Kitty:
<strong>Currently in B

*puts on white shirt with the word princess on the front. puts on jean shorts (yes i am wearing underwear 2, duh).*
</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">(POV CAMERA OUTSIDE WINDOW LOOKING IN ON KITTY - IT'S NOT A VERY STEADY SHOT, THE CAMERA SEEMS TO BE WOBBLING QUITE A BIT...)

[Kitty]

F

*walks into the cabin.*
well, at least it's a good thing that i got my C-- (CD Player runs outta batteries) Aw d***it! That was supposed to last me @ least for today. oh well.
*walks into the cabin some more. Opens door...slowly...listens to any strange sounds.*
What the!?!

[Kitty]

F

Oh God, that scared me.
*sees picture of an old man, looks like he's in his 60's. the portrait seems to be burnt quite a bit. you can only see the head on the pic, the rest is gone.Walks into the room.*
Hey, this must be the bedroom.
*Looks outta window*
God, this place is so lovely, i wonder why that guy told us not to go into these places. there's nothing to be scared of.

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 03:48 PM: Message edited by: Kitty ]</small>

[Longshanks]

The cabin is still blackened inside from the old fire that Cropsy allegedly died in - you notice something - on the floor at the foot of the remarkably comfortable double bed, (luckily untouched by the fire), and right next to the sit-on petrol lawnmower, is the burnt outline of a figure..with and axe...and a chainsaw. Just an outline on the floor...nothing to be scared of really....

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[Iben]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by longshanks:
<strong>The afternoon is drawing on, and the sun drops out of the valley fairly early here, so it's getting dark outside the windows. The guys are playing 'Guess the Card' in a vain attempt to impress Iben and gain her favour (as usual :rolleyes: <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> j/k). Meanwhile, Iben is standing looking out of the window unimpressed.
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&lt;Iben is bored and turns to the guys: "anyone wanna go with me to the old make out beach?" <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[Kitty]

Currently @ F
*looks @ the outline of the floor*
Odd...*yawns* I'm sleepy.
Well, i'm not gonna sleep here, phew, it stinks, like some stuff that u find in the fridge that has been sitting there for a year. I'm outtie.
*leaves to B, aka the girls dorm *

[Kitty]

Walks into B
*Hits head on something*
What the f**k?
*Looks @ thing I banged my head on. It's some sort of stick figure.*
Meph.
*Tears down stick figure from door, throws it into the forest. I walk inside. I sit down on my bunk bed. I look around the room. I look up and see all sorts of little stick figure things all around the room.*
WHAT THE F**K!?!

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[Longshanks]

OK, it's late here and I'm signing off for tonight, (I'm going to catch last orders down the pub :D ). Whadya think of it so far? I'll get back on the boards tomorrow most likely, but I'm not sure how much participation to take in this yet, maybe help set the scene for you then settle back a bit and let you do some more - maybe I'll just sit here sharpening my knife and see where you go. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

PS: The serial killer(s) has/have been chosen now. Have fun, and as the dread Pirate Roberts used to say: "Sleep well, I'll most likely kill you in the morning". :)

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[Kitty]

B
*I go through the trouble fo tearing down all the little stick figure things made outta wood. I end up with about 15 to 20 of them.*
God, if this is a prank, it's annoying!!!!!!!
*throws all the little stick figure things outta the dorm. i wipe my hands.*
there, now i can finally try to get some sleep.
*i walk inside the dorm. i close the door. I lay down on my bunk bed with the lights still on, just in case a person wants to come inside without tripping over everyone's stuff. i close my eyes, but now i don't wanna go to sleep. I get up, put on a coat, i get a torch outta my bag, and i go to A to check out the boys, hehehe.*

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 06:00 PM: Message edited by: Kitty ]</small>

[Longshanks]

..as Kitty walks round the top of the lake her torch light bobs in the darkness. A twig snaps somewhere behind her.

Kitty: Who's there?

Silence. Kitty turns to carry on but is stopped short by a life-size stick figure right in front of her - she was sure it hadn't been there a moment ago. Behind her the sound of a portable generator can be heard starting up. It sputters into life with a roar...then sputters into silence again.

Muffled voice from darkness - could be male or female: 'Bugger!'

The sounds of someone trying unsuccessfully to start a generator with a pull-chord can be heard in the darkness - the torch having chosen this precise moment to fail after years of faithful service.

Muffled voice: Aww, come on godamnit! Start will ya!!!

A few more attempts to try and start the generator then:

Muffled voice: *****! *****! *****! - Oh to hell with it, I'll get you tomorrow.

Footsteps run off into the night, there's silence. Kitty's torch starts up again for no good reason. In it's dim light she sees the shape of a generator...it's attached to a really big road drill. There's no sign of anyone else.

Kitty has just survived the first attempted attack of Camp CryStal Lake. She steps round the stick figure and hurries on to the boys dorm... but on the bright side, at least they now had somewhere to hang the bathing suits out to dry. :)

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[Iben]

Iben looks at the guys waiting for an answer, but they’re too preoccupied with their card game…”Fine then, I’ll just go by myself”!

Iben wanders off into the darkness heading for the Old Make out Beach….

E

[Link]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by longshanks:
<strong>
Link
Link (the eager one)
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Does this mean I get a second chance? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[Link]

I

Link is on top of the bridge looking below at the water.

Link:Damn this is dull..Of all these murders why isn't there any more?

Link reads the sign at the bridge.

Link:Warning Jagged Chasm Floor...?

Link:I have an idea.....

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 05:28 PM: Message edited by: Link ]</small>

[Link]

H

Link:Let's see here...tools..come on where is it........

Picture of Crosby is in the shed with Mr.Hansen.

Link:What are they gay Counselors?

Link knocks over the picture and spots something behind it.

Link:What have we here?

[Link]

J!

This will be my last post for awhile

Link:This should be a good spot to hide it..

A sound is heard of a truck.

Link:..Hm..I don't see anything....

Link walks over A to sleep.

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 05:37 PM: Message edited by: Link ]</small>

[beemanbone]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by longshanks:
<strong>After a tricky paddle over to it in a leaky boat, you discover the island is kinda cool - great beach with lots of dry wood for campfires and some terrific places to hang a hammock. Perfect party place.

The only drawback is that old stone tomb-thing in the centre of the island - but hey, it'd make a great BBQ pit!</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">D
Bee realizes this place isn't so scary and begins gathering firewood for the parties we will surely have out here. "I'm sure we will have some drunken perverts on this island soon enough...me included."

[Link]

D

Link:Hey Bee let me give you a hand with that firewood.

[Kitty]

Running to A
*whatever the f**k that was, it was pretty stupid...yet scary...what was that stick figure thing anyway? is someone out there to get me or what? oh well, i'll be safe in the boys dorm, hopefully...*

*Enters A. The boys look up at the person who just stepped in...*

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 06:02 PM: Message edited by: Kitty ]</small>

[Colorado Cajun]

E
&lt;stops playing cards and rushes off after Iben&gt;
Some makeout time will do me some good I think

[beemanbone]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Link:
<strong>D

Link:Hey Bee let me give you a hand with that firewood.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">D
"Who are you kidding, Link? I know you only have hooks for hands. Did you forget about your horrible mining accident? ...FREAK!!"

[Frizzo the Clown]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Colorado Cajun:
<strong>E
&lt;stops playing cards and rushes off after Iben&gt;
Some makeout time will do me some good I think</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">E

I think maybe I'll tag along too....I gotta make sure that Cajun keeps his damn hands to hisself!

[Kitty]

Steps outta A

one look @ me and all of a sudden they leave...hello there, what's this? a funhouse? *looks over lake and sees a couple of lights showing the funhouse* it may be dark, but mayb i can fix up one of these rides over here to make it work. then things will get more livelier....

*walks over to K*

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 06:30 PM: Message edited by: Kitty ]</small>

[SamuraiiSam]

L

Man, I'm out of my mind. I should head back to the dorm before I pass out. ::passes out::

[batwoMAN]

::in the bushes outside of B::

I'm heading over to L.. a "smoke" sounds good after watching Kitty run from the dorm with flailing arms and shrill screams.. ::giggles:: What a wuss!

::begins the dark walk::

[Kitty]

K

This is my last post of the day.....until tomorrow afternoon pacific time

*shivers and puts on sweater.*

wow....wat a dump....mayb it isn't a good idea exploring here @ nighttime. i know! i'll explore it tomorrow...and i'm gonna bring a friend with me too...cause i don't want the same thing happen earlier again.....

*starts walking away when i hear a twig snap.*

AH! oh, it's just a cat. come here, kitty, hehe, kitty.

*the cat hisses and runs away*

ok then...at least it didn't try to stratch me...
*suddenly i have one of my feeling things while standing outside the girls' dorm.*

uh-oh....that's not good. the only time i have one of those is when a REALLY bad thing's gonna happen the next day, and so far there usually sucessful....who knows? maybe it's just another false alarm....

*walks inside and goes to bed*

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 07:55 PM: Message edited by: Kitty ]</small>

[batwoMAN]

L

::strolls along.. trips::

WTF!? ::sees Ryan lying motionless on the ground:: ..oh *****... please tell me he's not dead.. ::checks pulse::

Whew.. just passed out.

::sits down, doesn't notice the dark figure lurking in the foliage behind me::

[Hank Scorpio]

I

I feel like Indiana Jones. If I only had a sword and people coming at me from both directions.

[Colorado Cajun]

E
&lt;Walks around make out beach until he finds Iben&gt;
So what do you wanna do now Iben?

&lt;catches a glimpse of Frizzo on the otherside of the beach&gt;

[Hank Scorpio]

I

*Begins to ralph off of the side of the bridge.*

How old was that cotton candy?

[Iben]

E

&lt;Iben is surprised by Frizzo and CC at the beach, ”well this is a nice surprise, I’ve got company. Frankly I was a bit scared of the darkness but now I’m not alone anymore……anyone wants to go skinny-dipping?&gt; <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[Frizzo the Clown]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Iben:
<strong>E

&lt;Iben is surprised by Frizzo and CC at the beach, ”well this is a nice surprise, I’ve got company. Frankly I was a bit scared of the darkness but now I’m not alone anymore……anyone wants to go skinny-dipping?&gt; <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">E

I'd love to go skinny dipping...but only if we can get rid of the loser first. *points over to Cajun*

[Colorado Cajun]

E I'm not going anywhere clown I was here first
&lt;begins to strip down&gt;

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 08:09 PM: Message edited by: Colorado Cajun ]</small>

[bbf2]

L

I'm going to get me some pumpkins! (steals a lot of pumpkins from the growing place)

This will be great for smashing against the girls' dorm . . .

[Hank Scorpio]

E

*Watches as Cajun is sucked into a black whole for not putting a letter at the top of his post.*

That was interesting. So, did I hear something about a naked chick?

[Frizzo the Clown]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Hank Scorpio:
<strong>E

*Watches as Cajun is sucked into a black whole for not putting a letter at the top of his post.*

That was interesting. So, did I hear something about a naked chick?</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">E

Nope...no naked chick to see here. Move along!

[Hank Scorpio]

E

So, you're going to be skinny dipping with a guy? I didn't know that about you Frizzo. I think I'll just heading on my way.

[Hank Scorpio]

B

Back to some good peephole watching.

[Iben]

E

Iben takes of her clothes and runs to the water....Ooooooo....very cold.... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[Frizzo the Clown]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Hank Scorpio:
<strong>E

So, you're going to be skinny dipping with a guy? I didn't know that about you Frizzo. I think I'll just heading on my way.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">E

Thats right! Just keep walkin'! Now....Iben, where were we?

[Colorado Cajun]

E
&lt;Cajun takes off his clothes and rushes in after Iben&gt;
damn this water is cold!!

[Rogue]

C

*sits in the old jacuzzi by herself wondering where everyone is*

[Hank Scorpio]

E

*Hank runs up and steals everyone's clothes.*

Have fun you three. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[Hank Scorpio]

C

Rogue, you have to hide these clothes for me. You didn't see me, got that?

[Iben]

E

"damn this water is too cold to stay in!"......&lt;Iben wanders up on the beach and discovers that her clothes is missing....this certainly ruins the mood she was in, and she runs off to the girls Dorm to find new clothes and get warm again.&gt;

[Kitty]

B
*I wake up*
*****! I gotta take a piss.
*walks into kitchen.*
Where the f**k is the bathroom? I need to take a piss!!!
*Next second i look in the corner and a door appears in the corner, leading to the bathroom.*
Ah, so THERE it is.
*Goes to bathroom. Finishes and then goes back to bed.*
*mumbles*pillow....bed......sleep....*falls asleep*

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 08:24 PM: Message edited by: Kitty ]</small>

[Frizzo the Clown]

E

Damn...this water really is cold.....hold on a second *Frizzo urinates in the water* Ahhh...thats better. Much warmer now!

[Rogue]

C

"What the hell, Hank?" *goes back to soaking in the jacuzzi*

[Iben]

B

At the girls Dorm Iben gets in her warm, comfortable bed and falls in a peaceful sleep,….totally unaware of the bloodstains on the floor

[Tardumb]

L

&lt;walking through the woods along a trail drinkin' a beer he took outta bbf2's bag before he left the dorm...stumbles into old burial ground&gt;

Tar: Hey! It's...ryan, and...bat...stoned...He gonna be aright?

bat: Ya, just passed out...Hey where'd ya get the beer?

Tar: Boys dorm, bbf2's bag, over in the corner...I put a few in the fridge tho, help yourself...Catch ya later!

&lt;heads off back into trails up towards the Girls' dorm...&gt;

[Hank Scorpio]

K

*Starts up the bumper cars and begins to drive around.*

Weeeee!!! I don't care what people say, you don't need other people when you're in a bumper car.

*Nails an empty bumper car.*

Haha, I so nailed you.

*Hits another empty car.*

This rocks!

[JBond]

&lt;Jbond arrives....looks around...&gt;

I'm going to C!

[Tardumb]

B

Hey looky..the Girls' dorm...Let's see who's in here...

&lt;walks along outside of building peering in through windows&gt;

Hmmm...We got Kitty, grrr baby...bunch of bags, some empty beds...and...Hellooooo my Danish darlin'...sleepy are we? heh heh...Naaah, better not...

&lt;hears the sound of jets and bubbles...decides to check it out&gt;

C

Hey hey hey! What's goin on Rogue? Need some company?

[Rogue]

*looks around and sees Jibbsy and Tardumb*

Come on guys, jump in and relax.

[JBond]

&lt;Pushes Tardumb&gt;

You relax Tardumb, I'll jump in <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[Iben]

B
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Tardumb:
<strong>Hellooooo my Danish darlin'...sleepy are we? heh heh...Naaah, better not...</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">It would've been pretty sick if you had <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[Tardumb]

C

&lt;hoppin' around on one foot trying to get other shoe off while holding beer in one hand...&gt;

Sonuvab*tch! Ah! There it went...

&lt;gets into jacuzzi in his boxers&gt;

Left my trunks back at the dorm...Didn't think I'd be getting wet! heh heh... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> So..How you two likin this place so far? Pretty cool eh?

[Frizzo the Clown]

E

*Frizzo gets out of the water and realizes that his clothes have been stolen. He takes of his rubber nose and places it over his manhood..as a make shift cod piece*

I'd better go get me some more clothes before this chilly night air makes 'Lil Frizzo' shrink up any more! Time to head back to the Dorms!

*on his way to A*

[Hank Scorpio]

B

*Hank plops down in front of his peephole in the girl's cabin.*

What do we have here? Kitty and Iben both sleeping away. Man do they look cute.

*Hank looks around.*

Hmm, nobody seems to be looking.

*Hank begins to make grunting sounds that may be audible to the girls inside if he isn't careful.*

That's it! Almost there!

*Hank breathes a sigh of relief.*

Man those chips were hard to open. Now, back to my peephole.

[Tardumb]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>&lt;Pushes Tardumb&gt;

You relax Tardumb, I'll jump in <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Hey man! No need to get pushy! Secret Agent or not I'll stick my- &lt;smack!&gt; Damn mosquitos!

[Rogue]

C

*hears screams coming from the girls dorm and sits up*

What the hell is going on?!

[Colorado Cajun]

E
&lt;Gets out of the water&gt;
Dammit clown now the water is corrupted
&lt;heads off to A to take a shower and get new clothes

[Kitty]

B

now i'm thristy!
*walks to kitchen. let's c, wat shall i haev in the fridge to drink. i grab a coca cola. i drink half of it, and bring it to my bed. I finish the rest. Oh darnit. how coudl i be so sleepy, i get hyper when i drink soda!!!!*
Hyper, hyper, hyper, oh boy, i better take a walk.
*puts on coat cause i stil had my clothes from today on. i walk outta the girls dorm to E cause it's a beach, and i just wanna just go to the beach cause i wanna.*

[Rogue]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Hank Scorpio:
<strong>B

*Hank plops down in front of his peephole in the girl's cabin.*

What do we have here? Kitty and Iben both sleeping away. Man do they look cute.

*Hank looks around.*

Hmm, nobody seems to be looking.

*Hank begins to make grunting sounds that may be audible to the girls inside if he isn't careful.*

That's it! Almost there!

*Hank breathes a sigh of relief.*

Man those chips were hard to open. Now, back to my peephole.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Currently at C , heading to B shortly.

And that was pure genius! That post made me laugh. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[JBond]

C

&lt;sitting in jacuzzi&gt;

Hmm, my fingers are turning to raisens....

&lt;gets out and dries&gt;

[Iben]

B
&lt;Iben wakes up from her sleep....she felt a presence in the room...what was that?......looking around in the girls' Dorm she sees a lurker outside the window and starts screaming....&gt;

[JBond]

C

&lt;Hears girl screaming from Girls Dorm&gt;

Hmm, Frizzo must have stubbed his toe.

[Iben]

B

this is cracking me up....especially Hank's post with the chips...lol

[Rogue]

*hops out of the jacuzzi and runs towards B in her bikini*

That screaming can't be good! I'm gonna go check it out guys..are you coming with me?

[JBond]

C

Well I got nothign better to do...hmm my cell phone is dead...oh well! Not like I could need it!

&lt;Walks to B&gt;

[Kitty]

E

*I decide to leave since there's nothing else to do...decides to go and try to fall asleep in the dorm. what gives wit the screamin. wonder if iben's ok...oh well, i'm gonna head back there...*

*leaves to the girls' dorm, aka B*

[Hank Scorpio]

A

*Hank had started running when he heard Iben scream.*

Man, I wasn't going to deal with whatever had scared her. I may be a pervert but I'm not stupid.

Anyone here?

[Colorado Cajun]

A
Gets out of the shower and hears someone screaming from the girls dorm, so he races over to see what's going on
B

[Rogue]

B

*walks into the dorm and walks up the stairs toward the source of the screaming*

Hmm..curious!

*slowly pushes open the door and sees Iben screaming*

"Iben, what's wrong? Why are you screaming? You scared me half to death!!"

"Don't listen to it, don't!!"

*hears that damn J-Lo add playing over and over again and joins Iben in her screaming*

[Frizzo the Clown]

A

*Frizzo pulls a new jumpsuit out of his back pack..his favorite outfit, purple and red, with his favorite acid squirting flower attached to the lapel*

The chicks are gonna loooove me in this....I oughta head over to the girls dorm and see if I can get a bit of action!

*heads to B*

[JBond]

B

&lt;walks around&gt;

Ah, so this is where the people are!......ooo, chips

&lt;starts to eat chips on ground&gt;

[Tardumb]

C

&lt;watches Rogue run towards dorm&gt;

Wow...look at that a-...&lt;JBond smacks Tardumb&gt;

*Ahem* Right behind ya Rogue...&lt;walks with Jibbs up to dorm&gt;

[Kitty]

B

*enters dorm and sees everyone in there*
well...at least i'll be able to use my hypernees for the better. hey hank, can i have some chips?

[Frizzo the Clown]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>B

&lt;walks around&gt;

Ah, so this is where the people are!......ooo, chips

&lt;starts to eat chips on ground&gt;</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">B

*pulls a tub of dip out of his bag o' props and offers some to Jibbs*

You want some of this man?

[Iben]

B
Iben sees, Rogue, Jibbs, Frizzo, Tardumb and kitty entering the girls’ Dorm…..” I thought I saw something…oh well now that there’s people here…Let’s have a party…wooohoooo!”

[JBond]

B

Thank Frizzo, dont mind if I do.

&lt;Etas chips...dips them in dip...eats more...offers Frizzo some chips...eats more chips&gt;

Hey Frizzo, a peephole...interesting

[Rogue]

B

*grabs some clothes and heads to the bathroom to change*

[Tardumb]

B

Scuse me..Pardon me..&lt;sees Frizzo&gt; Move!...Scuse me...&lt;sees Iben sitting on bed scared...goes over and sits down by her&gt;

There there...everything's fine...nothing to be scared of...Here! Have a beer...

[Kitty]

B

Oh....feel.....bubbly in my tummy...oh well!
*runs around the room to waste energy!!!!!!!!!!!*

[Frizzo the Clown]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>B

Thank Frizzo, dont mind if I do.

&lt;Etas chips...dips them in dip...eats more...offers Frizzo some chips...eats more chips&gt;

Hey Frizzo, a peephole...interesting</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">B

*pulls a camera out of his bag*

Whadda ya say we shoot a few rolls?

[JBond]

B

Camera? What else you bring with you Frizzo.

[Hank Scorpio]

A

*Hank is looking across the lake at the party starting in the girl's cabin.*

Those guys are crazy. From the way Iben screamed there was some lunatic over there and now they're having a party?

[Rogue]

B

*is in the bathroom changing when she hears footsteps*

[JBond]

B

Hmm, now where is the soda...

&lt;walks past the changing room&gt;

Hey Rogue, do you know where the cola........oh my

[Frizzo the Clown]

B

Hmmm..lets see *sifts through bag* I have a camera, a microwave..DVD player..the kitchen sink..a midget..a Volkwagen...a pair of chattering teeth..sniper rifle......

[Iben]

B

&lt;Iben takes the beer from Tardumb, looks at him and says "thanks Tardumb, I feel better now, you're a true gentleman...I mean offering me this beer with no ulterior motive...that's so sweet".....leans her head against Tardumbs shoulder.&gt;

[Rogue]

B

*screams and blushes then slams the door..then opens it and peeks her head out*

It's in the fridge downstairs!

[JBond]

B

Thanks Tangy..................&lt;finally leaves&gt;

&lt;goes to Fridge to get cola and finds Frizzo still taking things out of his bag&gt;

[Tardumb]

B

None whatsoever! :D ...I have a whole cooler of beer over at the Boys' Dorm...Wanna help me carry it over here? It'll only take a minute.

[Kitty]

B

*stops running cause i'm getting tired. all of a sudden this party is dull for me...sits on my bed leaning on hands*

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[Rogue]

B

*walks out of the bathroom dressed and heads downstairs*

Party..I don't like parties..

*heads outside*

[Hank Scorpio]

A

There's some psycho out there and he's not going to get me. I've seen Home Alone before so I know what to do.

*Hank sets up a Super Soaker on the front door loaded with his own urine, rubbing alcohol, and Michael Jordan cologne.*

I pity whoever walks through the front door. Now for the windows.

*Hank places the Severe Tire Damage spikes from the camp's front gate under the windows.*

I hope they walk in backwards.

*As a precaution, he sets up razor wire inside of the chimney.*

Try and get through that Santa. Well, all I can do now is wait.

Hey, is there any food in here? Oh crap!

[JBond]

Hmm, I'mg oing to go to the hanted tool shed with many rusty sharp objects....well see ya!

H

Hmm, an axe is missing...........&lt;sits down, finishes cola&gt;

[Kitty]

B

Man, this party suxz. HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!SOMEONE RECOGINZE ME!!!!!!!!!!
*runs around the room again, hoping ot attract some attention*

[Iben]

“Uh huh…of course I want to help carry the cooler, Tardumb…I mean I wanna be helpful where I can”….Iben disappears with Tardum to the boys’ Dorm A

[Rogue]

B on the way to E

*walks from the dorm to the beach and sits down and stares out at the water*

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 09:22 PM: Message edited by: Rogue ]</small>

[Hank Scorpio]

A

I think I hear someone coming!

*Hides under his bed.*

Find a happy place. Find a happy place.

[JBond]

H

Hmm, ok I'm bored...

&lt;walks west to M to the graveyards. Walks on all the graves&gt;

[Frizzo the Clown]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Iben:
<strong>“Uh huh…of course I want to help carry the cooler, Tardumb…I mean I wanna be helpful where I can”….Iben disappears with Tardum to the boys’ Dorm A</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Hmmm...I think I should keep an eye on Tardumb..... *heads to A....you can see the shadow of an axe in Frizzo's hands*

[Kitty]

Currently @ B

Ok then, if ur gonna not talk to me, i'll just go to the jacuzzi.
*goes to bathroom, changes clothes, and goes to jacuzzi, aka C*

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 09:31 PM: Message edited by: Kitty ]</small>

[Hank Scorpio]

A

*Cowering under his bed.*

Is somebody there? Don't even think of coming in here! There's no way to get in!

[beemanbone]

D

I use my cell phone to call strippers and give them directions to the party island

[Tardumb]

A

&lt;walking with Iben along trail towards the Boys' dorm...They both hear what sounds like an axe chopping something up...&gt;

Tardumb: Ummm...Did longshanks say anything about lumberjacks being out here?
Iben: Not that I recall. He did mention locals, maybe a hillbilly or somethin...
Tardumb: Ya, right...Let's walk a little faster...So we get there quicker, ya know...
Iben: Ooooo, are we scared? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> &lt;Iben teases Tardumb then runs down trails play-screaming&gt;
Tardumb: Hey, cut it out! Stop running! Wait up!
&lt;arrive at dorm&gt;

[Rogue]

E

*lays down on the beach and stares at the stars*

[Hank Scorpio]

A


*Hank sees the front door open and the Super Soaker begins to fire.*


HELP!!!!

[JBond]

&lt;Goes to I&gt;

Wow....so this is the only way out of this place.....&lt;looks down in the chasm&gt;....wow...&lt;starts to smoke near the flammable bridge&gt;

[JBond]

&lt;walks down to E&gt;

Hey Rogue, how's it going....hehe...you know the bridge to get out of here....I kind of burned it down...

[Rogue]

E

Oh good..just what I wanted to do- be stuck here. *screams* Damnit!

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 09:47 PM: Message edited by: Rogue ]</small>

[Iben]

A

Tardumb catches up with Iben at the Dorm…they stand outside looking in…

Iben &lt;Are you sure we’re alone here?…I think I see movements inside&gt;

Tardumb puts his arm around Iben &lt;why?…are you scared?&gt;

Iben (scared, but trying to hide it) &lt; don’t be silly….I’m not scared at all…why would I be scared? this place is as peaceful as any.&gt;

Tardumb &lt;okay then….let’s go inside then&gt;

The two enter the Dorm..

[Frizzo the Clown]

A

*Frizzo stands outside the dorm, peering in the window..mumbling to hisself*

Keep your hands off her.....

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 09:56 PM: Message edited by: Frizzo the Clown ]</small>

[Rogue]

E

*sits down and starts to cry*

[Tardumb]

A

Tardumb: Whew! You wore me out girl! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />
Iben: Next time you better keep up with my pace!
Tardumb: Yah yah...Let's get the beer...
[slow motion]Opens door...gets sprayed by supersoaker[/slow motion]
Ahhh!! What the hell?!! &lt;soaker runs out&gt;
Hank: Oh damnit! I'm sorry man! I thought you was the killer!
Tardumb: I'm about to be!! &lt;takes off wet shirt&gt;
Iben: It's ok, calm down...
Tardumb: Aright...Killer...HA!...What are on man?!
&lt;Iben and Tardumb grab cooler and walk out of dorm&gt;

[Hank Scorpio]

A

*Hank takes off after the Supersoaker empties. He flies out the window and knocks over the clown.*

Out of my way, jerkass.

K

I should be safe here.

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 09:54 PM: Message edited by: Hank Scorpio ]</small>

[JBond]

E

Awww, I'm sorry. But our stay will be fun! It's not like there's a homicidal maniac around! *cough* Where are ya longshanks*cough*

[Rogue]

E

I want off this damn beach, NOW! Right now! *starts to pace*

[Hank Scorpio]

K

The cotton candy was bad but maybe these hot dogs will be okay.

[Iben]

A

&lt;“Damn! look what that paranoid freak with the Supersoaker did!…now all my clothes are wet….
Iben takes off her shirt. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> looks at Tardumb…..”where are we gonna go with the cooler? &gt;

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 10:02 PM: Message edited by: Iben ]</small>

[Hank Scorpio]

K

Anyone want to go on the haunted ferris wheel with me? Did I say haunted? I meant dilapidated.

[Frizzo the Clown]

A

*Still peering in window, Frizzo takes a note pad and pen out of his bag..writes the name "Tardumb" on it* <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[JBond]

E

&lt;Times passes by...Rogue and Bond are still on the beach...busy&gt;

[Hank Scorpio]

K

Fine, I'll go by myself.

*Hank starts up the ferris wheel and climbs in one of the baskets. When Hank is at the topmost point of the wheel it suddenly stops.*

Oh crap.

Uh, little help!

Hey cool, I can see the beach from here. What the heck?

*Hank sees JBond and Rogue on the beach interacting.*

You the man JBond!!!

[JBond]

E

Rogue: Hey isn't that Hank spying on us!
JBond: Hey, it is! &lt;Flips off Hank&gt; DAMN YOU, INVADING OUR PRIVACY! :mad:

&lt;Rogue turns away, Bond's face turns to a smile and gives Hank a thumbs up&gt;

[Rogue]

E

*starts pacing again while blushing*

[Tardumb]

A

Let's go over to the beach...Have a few drinks...

C

Iben: Ehhhh...Is that Rogue and...Jbond??
Tardumb: I can't tell.....Yep! That's them...Whoa! I say we uh...keep walkin, they seem busy...
Iben: Good idea...
&lt;head North towards Asylum...&gt;

[Hank Scorpio]

K

So, you just gonna leave me hanging up here?

[JBond]

E

&lt;Throws rock from E to K at ferris wheel, bounces of metal&gt;

Nothing seems to be working man!

[Rogue]

E

*looks at Jibbsy* Do you think we should go help Hank?

[JBond]

E

Well.....alright

&lt;Bond and Rogue walk to K&gt;

[Rogue]

K

*yells up at Hank* Hang on Hank, we'll get you down!

*walks over to the controls and starts flipping switches and pushing buttons..the ferris wheel starts moving* There we go! Hang on..

*stops the ferris wheel and helps Hank out*

Now what? I think maybe we should head back guys, it's late.

[Hank Scorpio]

K

Thanks!

If you guys want I can leave you alone.

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 10:35 PM: Message edited by: Hank Scorpio ]</small>

[Kitty]

Out the door @ B

HEY EVERYONE, LOOK!
*lights torch and waves arms around*
IF ANYONE NEEDS ME, I'LL BE IN THE DORM, fine then, be that way you son of b*tches...
*goes into girls dorm, shuts the door, and breaks it. it falls to the ground. i shout out really loud...*
D***IT!!!!!!!
*i walk into the dorm angrily*

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 10:37 PM: Message edited by: Kitty ]</small>

[Iben]

On the way to the asylum, Iben suddenly feels unexpectedly tired…..”sorry, I’m gonna go to bed now…my head hurts..might be the beer..”she kisses Tardumb on the cheek and says goodnight

Iben leaves Tardumb and goes to the girls’ dorm where she once again falls in a peaceful sleep under her covers.

[Rogue]

K

*pushes Hank* <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[Kitty]

@ Bed @ B

*i pull back the covers once again and i find a dead rat. luckily there's extra bunk beds. i bring my stuff to the bottom bunk across the room. this *****'s gone far enough.... throws pillow and blanket onto other bed. i lay down and try to go to sleep...*

[Hank Scorpio]

J

*Tired of looking at the couple Hank decides to go back to the boy's cabin. On the way he sees the mine and decides to take a look.*

Cool, reminds me of that Great Outdoors movie.

*Hank tears down the Do Not Enter signs and decides to give it a closer look. Slipping on a rock he falls in to the pit.*

Ah crap, I sprained my ankle. Another fine mess you've gotten yourself into Hank.

[Rogue]

K on the way to B

*starts walking back toward the dorm*

[Hank Scorpio]

J

Anybody up there? I swear it won't happen again! I think there's a bald bear down here!

[Kitty]

B

*i'm in a deep sleep. i dream that i'm sleeping in my bed. i'm looking at myself and shouting ,"Get outta there! Wake up!!!" Then a dark figure raises a butcher knife. The thing strikes me,and when the thing strikes me, I wake up.*
AH! Oh thank God, that was only a dream. *phew*
*looks @ watch, it's only half-an-hour past i fell asleep. i just look up @ stare at the ceiling...*

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 11:08 PM: Message edited by: Kitty ]</small>

[Kitty]

B

this is my last post here for tonight

*falls asleep and has dreamless sleep...*

[Tardumb]

Now back at...E

&lt;is drunk&gt;
Sonuvab*tch...Can't believe she went to bed...And we didn't even get any "alone" time, because everyone kept messin it up! I really wasn't diggin that asylum anyway, way to "Michael Myers" for me...
&lt;lights up&gt;
Glad I swiped this from ryan's bag...I haven't had one in awhile...
&lt;now stoned too...&gt; Awwwww sheeit &lt;passes out&gt;

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 11:27 PM: Message edited by: Tardumb ]</small>

[Hank Scorpio]

J

Well this just sucks! Oh well, at least I can eat my chips.

*Hank searches his person and comes up empty handed.*

Crap! I must have left them at the girl's cabin.

Well, I guess I can always do what any guy can do when he's bored and by himself.

*Hank reaches into his pants, and pulls out his... harmonica. He blows a note to get the right key.*

99 bottles of beer on the wall! 99 bottles of beer....

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 11:36 PM: Message edited by: Hank Scorpio ]</small>

[Knerys]

B

&lt;Knerys walks into the girls dorm and has a quick look around, while dropping off her stuff&gt;

Well, I think go for a swim.

Heads to the lake.

<small>[ 06-12-2002, 11:29 PM: Message edited by: Knerys ]</small>

[JBond]

&lt;walks over to A so he can later watch Batman&gt;

[Rogue]

B

*sits down on the couch downstairs and sighs*

Where is everyone?

[Colorado Cajun]

b
Walks around and sees nothing going on so he walks off to the lake

[Hank Scorpio]

J

...you take one down, you pass it around. 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

Mmmm, beer!

[Knerys]

Walks back into B...

Forgot my cap...Oh hi Rogue.

So what did I miss, so far?

[Tardumb]

E

&lt;sleeping like a baby on the beach&gt;
_____________________________

Just wanted to say that this idea was awesome...Lots of funniness went down in this thread tonight...Major props to longshanks for settin this up! *clap clap clap* Wish he was here to take one of us out already tho!

[Colorado Cajun]

F
wanders around until he comes to an old rundown cabin.

Looks like nobody has been in here in years

[Rogue]

B

*curls up on the couch and stares into the darkness*

[Hank Scorpio]

J

I've been down here way too long. I think my mind might be going. I know what to do.

*Hank takes a pen out of his pocket as well as something else.*

I saw Tom Hanks do something like this to keep his mind sharp. Actually, he seemed to lose it a little but that's not important.

*Hank fiddles around with the pen to create his new friend.*

At last, I'm done. So, how are you doing Trojan?

*The condom package with a smily face on it just sits there.*

Well, at least I'm getting some use out of you.

[Hank Scorpio]

J

So, Trojan, do you have any good ideas on how to get us out of here?

*Trojan just sits there.*

Well, can you at least tell me about your day?

*Trojan just sits there.*

You are so stupid. I guess I'll just have to entertain myself again.

*Hank just sits there with a blank look on his face. He then looks back at Trojan and becomes enraged.*

Don't give me that look! I made you and I can break you just as easily!

[tyler_durden]

D

&lt;Tyler wakes up from a hard night of drinking and decides to go for a swim.&gt;

<small>[ 06-13-2002, 12:58 AM: Message edited by: tyler_durden ]</small>

[tyler_durden]

A

&lt;After swimming across the lake, Tyler decides it is just time to go back to sleep.&gt;

Zzzzzzzzz...........

<small>[ 06-13-2002, 12:58 AM: Message edited by: tyler_durden ]</small>

[Hank Scorpio]

J

*Hank begins to sit in the middle of the mine and mumble to himself.*

They're all out to get me. They're jealous, jealous of my teeth. I'll show them. Once I get out of here I'll pour creamed corn on them.

*During his ramblings Hank notices something shiny on the ground.*

It's a diamond! I'm rich! Screw insanity, I can by my own drug company with this *****!

*Hank begins to gather all of the diamonds that are strewn about him.*

I wonder why these were all left behind?

[Link]

M

Link:Look at these citizens Loomis,Hansey, and Savini. Strange let me look at the map...

D- OLD VOORHEES ISLAND (A curiously named island, accessible only by boat, rumored to be the burial site for a brutal serial killer Ice-hockey player, but take no notice, it's just a quaint local legend designed to scare the tourists) The myth of this serial killer known as Jason started when a young boy drowned near the island and no counselor saw him. His mother went insane and supposedly killed everyone. They saw Jason came back for revenge but nobody knows.

Link:..Damn..I think I'll go get something..

<small>[ 06-13-2002, 01:55 AM: Message edited by: Link ]</small>

[batwoMAN]

L

::snaps out of some seriously disturbing hallucinations... heads back to B for the night... thinks miss Rogue is a bit lonely..::

[Link]

L

Link walks arond the ground and spots a rotten pumpkin just staring at Link. It's face is smashed and it's eyes are squished.

Link:Hm..

Suddenly a Dober Pincher looking around 20 years old with flesh showing runs toward Link. He dives toward his arm and starts biting it. Link scrambles for a stick and stabs it in the stomach with little blood coming out. Link takes off and while he's running he spots batwoMAN and notions her to run.

Link:What the hell is wrong with this place?

<small>[ 06-13-2002, 02:03 AM: Message edited by: Link ]</small>

[Link]

J
Link is shown running toward the Mines and dives in hoping the dog won't find him. Then Link looks over and see's Hank.

Link:WHAT are you doing with my diamonds?

[Hank Scorpio]

J

Back off Link! These diamonds are mine! Trojan, get him.

*Trojan just sits there doing nothing.*

Worthless piece of crap.

Well Link, any idea on how to get us out of here? I'll give you a diamond.

[Link]

J

Link:Let me see Trojan..

Link blows the Trojan up like a balloon and floats up and out of the pit.

Link sees in the dog in distance.

Link:Damn!

Link dives back down into the pit.

Link:Uh..there's a dog out there..we need meat or something to distract him.

[Hank Scorpio]

J

You killed Trojan! You basterd!

Meat? Well, there was a decaying corpse in one of the shafts. Would that work?

[Link]

J

Link:Uh..Hank you do know that this is a 5 foot ditch?

Link throws the corpse and the dog turns to see it.

Link:Hank grab my hand and we'll run to the Cementery, it's closer.

[Peter]

E
Walks to the beach to watch the sunrise.

[Hank Scorpio]

A

*While Link was distracted with the dog Hank had hobbled back to the boy's cabin.

Sorry Link, but I have to get to bed. I've spent too much time trapped today and need my beauty rest. Have fun in the graveyard.

[Link]

I'M SORRY HANK I GOTTA HURRY!

M

Link who is out of breath grabs a grave to catch his breath.

Link:I hope Hanks behind me..

Last post for tonight

[Link]

M

Link:...Poor Hank tried to ditch me..Too bad..
Link writes down a note and laughs.

[Longshanks]

Damn! 6 whole pages while I was asleep!!!??? Phew, this is going to be some serious work here :D . Ok, after a quick catch-up and a couple of random tosses of the coin....

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Hank:
<strong>*While Link was distracted with the dog Hank had hobbled back to the boy's cabin.

Sorry Link, but I have to get to bed. I've spent too much time trapped today and need my beauty rest. Have fun in the graveyard. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">BUT...before Hank and Link had a chance to make their escape from the mines......

(Sorry 'bout this guys, but I didn't see this last page until I'd already written the next bit and it seemed such a shame to waste it once I'd written it, I'll check more carefully next time. The number of posts was just a tad overwhelming when I checked back in this morning and I sort of panicked a bit! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> ) (Don't take it personally ok? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> )

While the dog is busy gnawing on the dead body, Hank and Link prepare to make their getaway.

Suddenly Hank notices a movement down one of the tunnels.

Hank: Did ya see that Link?

Link: See what, c'mon Hank, time to go, the dog's almost finished the right leg, there's not much left of that corpse to keep him distracted much longer!

Hank: No, I saw something down there - looked like a white face looking at us or something I swear!

There's a burp from above - the dog's polishing off the meat pretty quickly.

Hank: You stay here a moment, I'm going to wander off down this dark tunnel alone and see who's down here with us

Link: Right-o, I'll just stay here then. (starts whistling to himself)

Hank sets off down the dark and unsafe passage

Hank: Hello? anyone down here?

Hank gets out his Zippo lighter to help light his way. Up ahead there are wet scuffling noises.

Hank: Come on guys, stop messing about - I know it's you Frizzo and I'm gonna whup yer ass when I catch you.

Hank turns a corner and is confronted with something half-buried in the mud - it looks like a large beer barrel.

Hank: Cool man!! Free beer!

Starts to tug the barrel free of the mud (CAMERA VIEW FROM OTHER SIDE OF BARREL, ON IT IS WRITTEN: "US ARMY PROPERTY. IN CASE OF EMERGENCY PHONE 0181...... THIS IS NOT BEER!" THE REST OF THE NUMBER IS RUBBED OFF. CAMERA PULLS UP TO SHOW HANK STILL STRUGGLING TO GET BARREL FREE. THERE'S SOMEONE STANDING BEHIND HIM - THE PERSON SEEMS TO BE WEARING A WHITE MASK OR SOMETHING)

Hank: (Suddenly aware that he's not alone) Hey Link, give me a hand with this barrel will ya? (Turns to look behind him) WHAT THE F.....!!!!

(CAMERA CUTS TO VIEW OF TWO SHADOWS CAST ON TUNNEL WALL BY LIGHT FROM ZIPPO, HANKS VOICE OFF:)

Hank: Who the hell are you?! And why are you wearing that mask and those black leather gloves that make it so difficult to tell if you're male or female?...No, wait! What are you doing?!? Put that down! Keep away from me or so help me I'll... *Urk* Man that hurt damnit!...Stop it, no I don't bend that way!!!! (WET CRUNCHING SOUNDS NOT UNLIKE SOMEONE FOLDING A WHOLE SIDE OF BEEF IN HALF) OH. DEAR. GOD!!!! *urk*...I guess I do now eh?.... Wait, what are you doing now?!? THAT'S NOT GOING TO FIT!!!!!!!!.....

(CUT TO:)

Meanwhile Link is starting to wonder what's taking Hank so long - the dog's been fed and has wandered off to sleep for a few days.

Link: Hank? Are you messing about down there? C'mon man, it's getting late and they'll be drinking all the beer and making out back at the camp.

Silence

Link: Hank I swear, if you're messin' me about...

Gets a handy miners lantern, lights it and sets off down the tunnel after Hank.

Link: Damnit hank this isn't funny.

Turns corner and stops dead. There is a barrel in front of him lying half out of the mud.

Link: Hank? Beer?

Stoops down to study the barrel more closely, there seems to be a small glass window on the top, it's a bit muddy, but using his sleeve Link manages to clean it off.

Link: *****.....

(CAMERA OVER LINK'S SHOULDER LOOKING DOWN ON BARREL. SLOW ZOOM IN. THE SMALL WINDOW IN THE TOP OF THE BARREL SHOWS A FACE PRESSED UP AGAINST IT. IT'S HANKS FACE...OR WHAT'S LEFT OF IT. IN THE ONE REMAINING EYE A LOOK OF SHEER TERROR IS SET FOR ALL ETERNITY....AND THE FACT THAT HIS FACE IS PEERING OUT BETWEEN THE SOLES OF HIS UPTURNED FEET PRETTY MUCH GIVE THE GAME AWAY THAT HANK AIN'T COMING BACK. HE'S DEAD DUDE. REALLY DEAD. AND IN THE CENTRE OF HANKS FOREHEAD IS CARVED A BLOODY SIGN: THE NUMBER 1...)

Link: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Link backs off, turns and runs like a mad bastard back towards camp.

(POV CAMERA. LINK RUNNING AWAY, LANTERN BOBBING AWAY DOWN THE TUNNEL. SOUND OF HEAVY BREATHING. BACK TO BARREL AND HANKS UPTURNED FACE. THING IS, IF HANK'S IN THERE NOW, WHERE HAVE THE ORIGINAL CONTENTS GONE?)

To be continued......

Sorry 'bout that Hank - I think you said you always died first and I guess it's true <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> Just the luck of the coin I'm afraid (or maybe you should have a word with your agent? :rolleyes: ) If you want to come back, just start yourself off again at A - you're a wandering backpacker or something <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

<small>[ 06-13-2002, 06:14 AM: Message edited by: longshanks ]</small>

[JBond]

A

Wow he died...and to think the last thing I did was throw a rock at him :(

Meh &lt;goes back to watching Batman&gt;

[Longshanks]

damn double post :D

<small>[ 06-13-2002, 03:44 AM: Message edited by: longshanks ]</small>

[Longshanks]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Kitty:
<strong>B
*falls asleep and has dreamless sleep...*</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">..but...

Kitty awakes, it's pitch black, the middle of the night and she can't make out a thing in the darkness.

(CAMERA VIEW - IT LOOKS A BIT LIKE DAYLIGHT BUT WITH A BLUE FILTER ON THE LENS...)

Kitty: Hello? Is anyone there?

Sound of a stone being chucked against the window. Kitty gets up and draws back the curtains and looks out. A pair of glowing red eyes look back at her.

Kitty: Awww, sweet, a lill' kitty just like me! here kitty kitty kitty..

Kitty opens the front door and heads out - she's wearing a flimsy nightdress.

Kitty: kitty? Are you there? Kitty want some food?

(Low growl from the darkness - it could be an animal, it could be human, it's hard to tell)

Kitty: Is kitty hurt?

(Kitty wanders further into the darkness, a low mist shafts the light coming from the open doorway - which is strange since she never turned the lights on)

(CAMERA VIEW OF KITTY WALKING INTO WOODS - SHE'S QUITE A WAY IN NOW)

Kitty: if kitty don't come out now, kitty not get any munchies...

silence

Kitty: Damn it kitty, I'm freezing my %$@*!? ass off here! you mangy son-of-a-$%£*! I'll kick yer sorry flea-bitten &$!*! butt when I catch you, you little $&*!!

silence (except for the shocked squeak of an easily-offended bat)

Kitty: Right then - sod you, I'm off back to sleep.

(turns and stomps back to the dorm. Steps inside and heads back to her bed, but notices the light's on in Rogues' room. Knocks quietly on door)

Kitty: Rogue? Are you ok?

(Odd dripping sound from inside rogues' room)

Kitty: Rogue?

(pushes door slowly open)

Kitty: AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

(VIEW OVER KITTYS SHOULDER: ROGUE IS STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM, NAILED TO A LARGE STICK FIGURE. THE TOP OF HER HEAD HAS BEEN NEATLY CHOPPED OFF AND A SMALL FLOWERING SHRUB HAS BEEN PLANTED IN HER SKULL (IT'S A NICE PINK ONE WITH LOTS OF FLOWERS..BUT IT COULD PROBABLY DO WITH A LITTLE WATERING I GUESS, THE OVERALL EFFECT IS THAT ROGUE'S WEARING A RATHER FETCHING SUNDAY BEST HAT) ... OH YES, AND ROGUE IS STILL WEARING HER FLUFFY BUNNY SLIPPERS)

Kitty: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR RRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!

(PAN TO BEDSIDE TABLE, ROGUES BRAIN IS RESTING IN THE UP-TURNED SCALP, A SMALL COCKTAIL FLAG HAS BEEN PLANTED IN THE TOP. IT HAS SOMETHING WRITTEN ON IT: '2b'.......)

(Sorry Rogue :) If you want to continue then just start from B again,you're Rogue's identical twin sister or something <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> )

See ya all reeeeal soon ya hear?......... :D

<small>[ 06-13-2002, 04:56 AM: Message edited by: longshanks ]</small>

[Longshanks]

OK, I think I've figured out how I'm going to do this. Trying to keep up with you lot's going to be a nightmare if the posts keep coming in like this (not that I'm complaining mind you - I'm flattered that you're having fun, but this looks like it could become a full-time job if I'm not careful! :D ).

So what I'm going to do is probably drop in during the quieter moments (when you're all staying in one place for a while!) and do the killing then.

Trying to arrange the deaths while you're all moving about will mean that, by the time I've written the damn thing and posted it, everyone will have moved on and I'll have to start from scratch again :rolleyes: <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Hope you're having a good time, it looks like it, sorry Hank and Rogue drew the short straws this time, but I hope you'll both come back?

Have fun and thanks for the HUGE support so far!!!! (and keep out of those woods you hear?) :D

[Longshanks]

WOW!!! I just checked the post count for this thread <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> 208 in one night! Thanks guys! :D

[Rogue]

I knew I'd be one of the first ones killed. I'll start over tomorrow after work, longshanks.

[Longshanks]

:( That's a fatalistic view you've got there Rogue - honest, it's all just the flip of a coin - nothing personal I promise :D

Glad you're coming back for more though <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> - see you tomorrow then? :)

[J Diddy]

A
The Sweeny wakes up from his Burrial Ground sleep and decides to walk back to A

When he arrives he discovers from the group that two people have been horribly murdered.
"*****, I think I might start to sleep more often"

[Longshanks]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by the_sweeny:
<strong>A
The Sweeny wakes up from his Burrial Ground sleep and decides to walk back to A

When he arrives he discovers from the group that two people have been horribly murdered.
"*****, I think I might start to sleep more often"</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">(CAMERA VIEW BEHIND SWEENY AS HE WALKS BACK TO CAMP - HE'S UNAWARE OF THE SMALL PIECE OF PAPER PINNED TO HIS BACK. ZOOM IN. IT SAYS: "3?") <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[Frizzo the Clown]

A

I promised the midgets that I'd get a couple of photos of the nut house.....let me get a fresh roll of film here....here we go.

*off to G*

*at G*

Wow... *snapping pictures* will you look at all this stuff....electroshock therapy...needles..medications! Wow! Look at this...its a bed with some nice leather straps on it, I wonder if I can get one of girls to come over here with me later...for a little 'quality' time!!

<small>[ 06-13-2002, 08:46 AM: Message edited by: Frizzo the Clown ]</small>

[Longshanks]

While Frizzo explores the Asylum, he suddenly becomes aware of a faint noise coming from the hallway.

Following it he arrives in time to see a small brightly-coloured childs ball bouncing down the stairwell...

one

step

at

a

time...

It comes to rest at his feet.

[Frizzo the Clown]

G

*Frozen in his tracks, Frizzo looks down at the ball at his feet.....suddenly he feels a warm stream of water at his feet...is it blood? No...he just wet hisself.*

[batwoMAN]

B

::awoken by a scream..::

Goddamned stupid idiotic..
.. if this is one of Kitty's overreactions again I'm going to wring her neck.

::heads down the stairs as quickly as possible, stopping dead in my tracks at the gruesome vision of death strewn around the room::

__________________________________

Rogue...?? ROGUE!!! ::sprints, nearly trips over Kitty who is crouched on the floor, hugging her legs close to her body::

Kitty??

...alive..... are you okay? Kitty?

::suddenly notices that in the midst of pain and shock in Kitty's eyes, there's a touch of suspicion::

Kitty.. you don't.. think.. I? ::glances around at the colorful display of Rogue:: I mean, I know I'm a creative artist, but this.. I couldn't do this..... actually.... gives me an idea for a sculpture...

::stops rambling because Kitty is no longer listening... seems she has gone comatose for the moment, heads outside to C to grab some thinking time alone in the jacuzzi instead::

[SamuraiiSam]

L

Ryan slowly comes back from unconscienceness. He braces to stand but notices he's mogged down by swampy pumpkin pulp.

Ryan: "What the hell? Oh well..." ::lights up::

::Heads back to the dorm to satisfy irresistible urge for the munchies::

A

At the dorm...
::Opens the refrigirator and sees it's full of beer:: Nothing but beer.

Ryan: "Dude, where's my food!?"

::Runs into the nearest room and sees a backpack on the floor. Opens it to find Midget Porn and Funyans::

Ryan: "Score!"

::passes out::

<small>[ 06-13-2002, 09:13 AM: Message edited by: ryanblair2 ]</small>

[Longshanks]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by the damp clown:
<strong>G

*Frozen in his tracks, Frizzo looks down at the ball at his feet.....suddenly he feels a warm stream of water at his feet...is it blood? No...he just wet hisself.* </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Standing there with moist warm boots, Frizzo hears sound of a child laughing somewhere upstairs - the voice is chanting a schoolyard song:

"We're gonna wet you...weee're gonna wet yooou...time to go to sleee-eep, then you'll have a leee-eak.."

Sounds of giggling and footsteps running overhead - they fade.

<small>[ 06-13-2002, 09:02 AM: Message edited by: longshanks ]</small>

[Frizzo the Clown]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by longshanks:
<strong>Standing there with moist warm boots, Frizzo hears sound of a child laughing somewhere upstairs - the voice is chanting a schoolyard song:

"We're gonna wet you...weee're gonna wet yooou...time to go to sleee-eep, then you'll have a leee-eak.."

Sounds of giggling and footsteps running overhead - they fade.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">G

*Frizzo regains his composure, and peers down at his soggy shoes*

Heh..the jokes on them...I already had a leak...

[Longshanks]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by batwoMAN:
<strong>heads outside to C to grab some thinking time alone in the jacuzzi instead::</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">..only to find a poached racoon floating in the jacuzzi - you really should get that thermostat sorted out - someone could get hurt in there. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[bbf2]

J

I'm not actually entering the forbidden part . . . but I AM going to get away from you creeps! You're all murderers!

[Frizzo the Clown]

G

*Frizzo takes a rubber chicken out of his bag....for protection of course, and heads up the stairs towards the voices*

(why is it that everyone always goes upstairs in horror movies? don't they know that its harder to escape that way? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> )

[Longshanks]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>G

*Frizzo takes a rubber chicken out of his bag....for protection of course, and heads up the stairs towards the voices*

(why is it that everyone always goes upstairs in horror movies? don't they know that its harder to escape that way? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> )</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">The smell of mildew, damp and urine is strong up here...no, wait...the last one is you. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Old fashioned trolly beds and wheelchairs are scattered down the long corridor at the top of the stairs. Frizzo stands there, rubber chicken poised for action.

No sign of any kids up here, but what's that noise? it sounds like a whirring noise, kind of metallic?

Frizzo looks round desperately and catches a glint of light down the far end of the corridor, it's a small polished ball hovering in mid air, it seems to have lots of sharp pointy things aimed at him and it's coming his way!

[Longshanks]

...no. My bad. it's actually just the sunlight reflecting off a lightbulb hanging from the ceiling, for some reason someone's taped an old fork to it. Phew, had him going there for a minute! :D

[Rogue]

B

*walks into the dorm and calls out* Anyone here? (I believe the woman killed was actually my twin.. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> )

[Frizzo the Clown]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by longshanks:
<strong>The smell of mildew, damp and urine is strong up here...no, wait...the last one is you. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Old fashioned trolly beds and wheelchairs are scattered down the long corridor at the top of the stairs. Frizzo stands there, rubber chicken poised for action.

No sign of any kids up here, but what's that noise? it sounds like a whirring noise, kind of metallic?

Frizzo looks round desperately and catches a glint of light down the far end of the corridor, it's a small polished ball hovering in mid air, it seems to have lots of sharp pointy things aimed at him and it's coming his way!</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">G

(first off, I just want to say...I love the Phantasm reference...one of my genre favorites, actually! <img src="http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/icons/icon14.gif" alt="" />)

*Frizzo starts running down the hall in the opposite direction, he darts into the nearest room and shuts the door behind him....he smells of urine again*

[Frizzo the Clown]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by longshanks:
<strong>...no. My bad. it's actually just the sunlight reflecting off a lightbulb hanging from the ceiling, for some reason someone's taped an old fork to it. Phew, had him going there for a minute! :D </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I've already run away and wet myself..for what? For nothing! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[Longshanks]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>
(first off, I just want to say...I love the Phantasm reference...one of my genre favorites, actually! <img src="http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/icons/icon14.gif" alt="" />)</strong>

:D (I'll bear that in mind... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> )

<strong>*Frizzo starts running down the hall in the opposite direction, he darts into the nearest room and shuts the door behind him....he smells of urine again*</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">After a few minutes cowering in his own mess, Frizzo notices the post at the top of this page and breathes a sigh of relief. :rolleyes: :p

<small>[ 06-13-2002, 09:47 AM: Message edited by: longshanks ]</small>

[Longshanks]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>B

*walks into the dorm and calls out* Anyone here? (I believe the woman killed was actually my twin.. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> )</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Longshanks the Camp Organiser welcomes Rogues identical twin sister.

"So glad you could make it, you really do look the spit of your sister - although without the addition of the shrub of course - you may as well have your sister's old room, she won't be needing it..."

(sees the look on Rogue2's face)

"..err, I guess I'll get one of the students to clean it up a bit first though."

(hurries off to find a mop...and a shovel...and some binliners).

<small>[ 06-13-2002, 09:52 AM: Message edited by: longshanks ]</small>

[J Diddy]

B
The Sweeny is talking to Rogue
"You're twin never mentioned she had a twin, it's a shame you didn't get to see her alive. What do you mean I have a piece of paper on my back"

[Rogue]

B

Thank you, Mr. longshanks...how exactly did it happen? Or do we know yet?

*follows the trail of blood up the stairs*

[Frizzo the Clown]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by longshanks:
<strong>After a few minutes cowering in his own mess, Frizzo notices the post at the top of this page and breathes a sigh of relief. :rolleyes: :p </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">G

*Sighs in relief* <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[Rogue]

B

*heads back downstairs* It's too early see dead bodies..

*turns to talk to sweeny* Yeah, it is a shame I never got to see her alive..what a pity.

[Longshanks]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>B

Thank you, Mr. longshanks...how exactly did it happen? Or do we know yet?

*follows the trail of blood up the stairs*</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">If you mean how did she die, then I believe her heart stopped beating...well, actually it more sort of 'exploded' with fear in her chest - quite a mess really.

As to who's responsible? I'm afraid I've got no idea - I was going to go and get the police this morning but the bridge's out - oh sorry, did I forget to mention that?

Yup, it's all mangled up, no way across it, no way out of Crystal Lake now and no way to contact the outside world to tell them of our plight. Bit of a bugger really. We'll just have to wait for the camp delivery van to arrive in about 14 days time - don't worry, I'm sure we'll all be safe in the mean time, I mean what are the chances of another murder happening in the same place again?

That would be silly.

[Rogue]

B

*goes pale* Well..uhm..alright, that's good to know..I think I'll go for a walk now, I need fresh air.

*scampers out the door*

[Longshanks]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>Yeah, it is a shame I never got to see her alive..what a pity.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Do you want to see her? We've still got all the bits out back...

[Rogue]

B

*stands in the yard puking*

I think I'd better wait on seeing the body..

*wanders off*

[Frizzo the Clown]

G

I think I should get out of here now...I've got enough photos, and I've already ruined another pair of pants. Perhaps I should head back to the dorms....

*heading to A*

[Frizzo the Clown]

A

*Frizzo walks in and sees Ryan partaking in his stash of Midget porn and Funyins*

Hey, what the hell are you doing? You ruined my favorite issue of "Lewd Little People"!

[Longshanks]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Rogue:
<strong>B

*stands in the yard puking*

I think I'd better wait on seeing the body..

*wanders off*</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">...so that would be a "no" then would it?..... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[Longshanks]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>A

*Frizzo walks in and sees Ryan partaking in his stash of Midget porn and Funyins*

Hey, what the hell are you doing? You ruined my favorite issue of "Lewd Little People"!</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">..but Ryan isn't listening, he's looking in shock at the June centrespread (Hot wet biker dwarfs doing it..) someone has written all over it in reeely small letters: "All spanking and no work makes Frizzo a sad boy - All spanking and no work makes Frizzo a sad boy - All spanking and no work makes Frizzo a sad boy - All spanking and no work makes Frizzo a sad boy - All spanking and no work makes Frizzo a sad boy - All spanking and no work makes Frizzo a sad boy - All spanking and no work makes Frizzo a sad boy - all spanking and no work makes Frizzo a sad boy...etc" <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

<small>[ 06-13-2002, 10:46 AM: Message edited by: longshanks ]</small>

[Rogue]

B heading to C

*walks to the jacuzzi and strips down for a soak*

Where is everyone?

[Frizzo the Clown]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by longshanks:
<strong>..but Ryan isn't listening, he's looking in shock at the June centrespread (Hot wet biker dwarfs doing it..) someone has written all over it in reeely small letters: "All spanking and no work makes Frizzo a sad boy - All spanking and no work makes Frizzo a sad boy - All spanking and no work makes Frizzo a sad boy - All spanking and no work makes Frizzo a sad boy - All spanking and no work makes Frizzo a sad boy - All spanking and no work makes Frizzo a sad boy - All spanking and no work makes Frizzo a sad boy - all spanking and no work makes Frizzo a sad boy...etc" <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">A

(its a joke at my expense...but its just so damn funny!)

*Frizzo hold his rubber chicken at the ready*

Hey..I said lay off of my stuff!! :mad:

[Colorado Cajun]

B
Still is in the girl's dorm because he fell asleep in there after running to see if everyone was ok

[Longshanks]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Colorado Cajun:
<strong>B
Still is in the girl's dorm because he fell asleep in there after running to see if everyone was ok</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Typical, waiting for everyone else to clean up the corpses before getting out of bed eh? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[Frizzo the Clown]

A

*Smacks ryan on the head with the rubber chikcen and reclaims his rightful property*

That'll teach you! Well, since I have this magazine out, I might as well take a 'pit stop' in the bathroom to um....'take care of business'

[Colorado Cajun]

B
Wakes up and sees Rogue;s twin talking to The Sweeny so he walks on over to them

Hey all what's going on?

[Hank Scorpio]

I knew I would die first. And I wasn't even in the mine anymore. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

A

*All of a sudden a parachute appears out of the sky. Given that there's not much room to land, the parachuter seemed to be aiming for the lake. At the last second a gust of wind took him of course and he crashes through the roof of the boy's cabin.*

I've never been in so much pain in my life! Man do I suck at this.

*Sees a clown with midget pornography heading to the bathroom.*

Hey, my name's Hunk(shut up <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> ). Where the hell am I?

<small>[ 06-13-2002, 12:15 PM: Message edited by: Hank Scorpio ]</small>