The Good, The Bad, The CS Western! [Archive]

Optimus Prime

06-05-2002, 08:46 AM

Before I start I'd like to say that I've never seen "The good, the bad, the ulgy" I just like the sound of the title.

Cast
Marshel Prime-me
Mayor-Link
Sheriff-Jbond
Deputes-Tyross, Godzilla, Hound
Retired Law Man-MovieDudeGuy
Horses-Grimlock
Jailer-Colorado Cajun
Saloon Bartender-Tardumb
Saloon Waitresses-Knerys, Iben, Kitty
Saloon Owner-bbf2
Wanted(Law Breakers)-Hank Scorpio, Frizzo, Longshanks, the btstink, Rock4EverRapNever
Horse Ranch Owner-Rogue
Oil Tycoon and Banker-Malice
Pony Express Rider-beemanbone
Gold miner-slinger

Now that the cast is ready let's start.
<Night covers the western sky the town of Comingsoon is on it's nerve. For a showdown is taking place.>

TyRoss: So Marshal Moe is going to finesh it with Frizzo and his mod of midgets.

JBond: Yep

<Two gunmen start walking down the street.>

Frizzo: Yer over your head Marshal.

Moe: Your going down clown.

Frizzo: I just don't see that. I'll kill you here then me and my midgets will plunder the west dry of everything; gold, jewels, oil, whoopee cushions, and all those kind of things.

Moe: Over my dead body.

Frizzo: If you insist, draw!

<They draw guns, They shoot!>

Cajun: Who won?

Frizzo: Well that's another Marshal to add to my list. Farewell Sheriff good luck getting the help from another marshal. Hahahahahahaaaaa!

<Frizzo mounts his horse and rides off luaghing. Sheriff JBond goes over to the Mayer's House.>

Link: I told you that a bartender couldn't do it.

Jbond: Yep

Link: Bee take this message to him.

Beemanbone: Right away.

JBond: Who you bring?

Link: A Marshal.

JBond: You mean my old friend Prime.

Link: Yes.

What do you guys think of it?

Hank Scorpio

06-05-2002, 11:23 AM

It's good, but it won't be great until I'm in it. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Peter

06-05-2002, 11:26 AM

I think it is great eventhough Hank is not in it.

Longshanks

06-05-2002, 11:29 AM

You ain't never goin' to take us alive there marshal, Scorpio, myself and the guys are pretty darn desperate y'know...darn desperate...hell, we ran outa toilet paper two weeks ago an' there's nothin' much else round here 'cept cactus... :( :p

[ 06-05-2002, 11:32 AM: Message edited by: longshanks ]

Hank Scorpio

06-05-2002, 11:33 AM

Hey, if you had to wipe with cactus you'd be ornery too.

Tardumb

06-05-2002, 12:22 PM

The cast looks great, can't wait to see more

Frizzo the Clown

06-05-2002, 12:53 PM

Wow....I killed Moe. So thats where he went!

slinger

06-05-2002, 04:26 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
Wow....I killed Moe. So thats where he went!<hr /></blockquote>This seems to be a recurring thing this forum.

Hank Scorpio

06-05-2002, 06:19 PM

From the fan fics I've read it seems like Moe and I always are the only people dying.

TyRoss

06-05-2002, 07:59 PM

Hey I never killed Moe..... Ummmm Hank may be another story (although we never did actually see your body hmmmmm).

Frizzo the Clown

06-05-2002, 08:01 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by TyRoss:
Hey I never killed Moe..... Ummmm Hank may be another story (although we never did actually see your body hmmmmm).<hr /></blockquote>I've killed both Moe and Hank.....I'm such a bastard.

Rogue

06-05-2002, 08:17 PM

Good job!

Knerys

06-05-2002, 11:37 PM

Can't wait to see the rest.

Optimus Prime

06-06-2002, 02:07 PM

<Weeks pass the town of Comingsoon west. But when dawn rises a horse is seen riding into town riden be a man. The horse stops infront of the High Noon Saloon. The man enters and takes a set at the bar.>

Tardunb: What can I get you stranger?

Stranger: Give me a Energon.

Tardumb: Coming right up.

<Tardumb pours a beer stine full of a glowing liquid.>

Tardumb: Here you are stranger.

Stranger: Thanks.

<The stranger drinks it down quickly.>

Stranger: Can somebody tell me where I can find the Sheriff?

<A Guy walks up behide the stranger.>

The Guy: Who whats to know?

Stranger: Me, that's who.

The Guy: Who's me?

Stranger: Me as in Marshel Optimus Prime!

<Everyone in the bar look at the stranger in shock.>

The Guy: Your the Marshel!

Prime: That's right buddy now answer my question. Where's the Sheriff?

Kitty: He's proable in his office.

Prime: Thank you ma'am.

<Prime stands up as three short men walk in.>

Midget: Who here anwsers to the name Prime?

Prime: I do shorty.

Midget: My boss told me to tell you to leave town.

Prime: Tell your boss that he'll have to do better then that to get rid of me.

Midget: My boss also said to do one thing if you refused.

Prime: And that would be?

Medget: Get him boys.

<The three midgets pull out there guns and start shooting. Prime quickly dives behind a table. From there Prime pulls out a large rifle. Prime shoots three times but misses the midgets completely.>

Prime: Darn it they're to small to shoot. But they're the right size for me to.

<Prime slams his foot on a floor board sending the other end which is under the midgets feet.>

Medgets: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

<The midgets fly right into the wall.>

!!!!Crash!!!!

<The Midgets dizzly get up.>

Midget: What hit us?

Prime: I did. Now SCRAM!

Midgets: We're scramming! We're Scramming!

Midget: What are we going to tell the boss?

<The midgets run out of the saloon.>

Prime: Here.

<Prime throws a bag of gold of the Tardumb.>

Prime: To pay for the repairs and drink.

Knerys

06-06-2002, 05:17 PM

Nice, I like it.

Colorado Cajun

06-06-2002, 05:34 PM

Haha this is great so far

Kitty

06-06-2002, 06:57 PM

this is cool so far, and i got to sya a sentence (horray!)

Tardumb

06-06-2002, 07:23 PM

Yes! I'm such a rebel! Serving alcohol and I'm only 16! Woohoo!

Malice

06-06-2002, 08:14 PM

Where is Malice!?!?!

Frizzo the Clown

06-06-2002, 08:22 PM

Um...I give up..where?

Optimus Prime

06-07-2002, 06:14 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Malice:
Where is Malice!?!?!<hr /></blockquote>You've been added to the cast. O.K.

Optimus Prime

06-07-2002, 07:09 AM

<Prime climbs onto his horse Grimlock and starts riding over to the Sheriff's office.>

Prime: Right quite purdy town.

<Suddenly Gun shots go off.>

Prime: I take back the quite part.

<Prime stops Grimlock infront of the Sheriff's office. Prime climb off of Grimlock and Knock on the office door.>

Voice: Who's there?

Prime: Marshel Optimus Prime.

Voice: Prime you came you got a lot more guts then I thought.

<The door opens reveling that Sheriff JBond was the voice.>

JBond: How long has it been Prime?

Prime: Long enough.

JBond: Come in and make yourself fell at home.

Prime: I will.

<Prime walks into the office with Jbond. Three other men in the office.>

JBond: Prime let me introduce my or should I say our deputes. They're TyRoss, Godzilla, and Hound.

Voice: Don't forget me Sheriff.

JBond: That's right that's our Jailer Colorado Cajun.

Cajun: Yep that's me.

JBond: Now that you've met them you should know that the last marshel that was here was...

Prime: Shot I know that pony express rider told me all about how Moe was shot by a clown by the name of Frizzo.

JBond: Well then like I said at the door make yourself fell at...

<Gun shots go off!>

JBond: Home?!?

Man: Sheriff Hank Scorpio just robbed the bank!

JBond: Great just what I needed.

Prime: You mean "WE" needed.

JBond: Like go round him up.

Iben

06-07-2002, 11:07 AM

Good work, I really like this fanfic. :)

Rogue

06-07-2002, 08:00 PM

Good job!

Hank Scorpio

06-07-2002, 11:06 PM

First the bank, tomorrow the world!

Godzilla

06-08-2002, 02:48 PM

Optimus Prime

06-10-2002, 09:07 AM

<Infront of the bank, Hank Scorpio is climbing on to his horse with a bag of gold.>

Hank: Thanks for the dough Malice.

Malice: Stop him!!!

Hank: Sorry Malice but no one can stop me.

<Suddenly a large barrel is thrown and hits Hank right off his horse. The barrel breaks open poring it's contents of pickles all over Hank.>

Hank: Pickles I hate pickles! Who throw that?!?

Prime: I did.

<Prime, JBond, and the Deputes stand infront of the market.>

Hank: And who are you to side with that sheriff?

<Hank gets up.>

Prime: The Marshel. Now drop the money.

Hank: No marshel is going to stop me.

<Hank draws his guns and starts shooting at Prime and the others.>

Prime: Take cover!

<JBond and Prime dive behind a parked stagecoach, why'll Godzill, TyRoss, and Hound run inside of the market.>

Hank: Eat lead lawman.

Prime: Sorry but lead is not my tast.

<Prime makes a shot but Hank takes cover.>

Hank: You'll never hit me like that marshel.

Prime: Your wrong.

<Prime fires again this time aiming at the bank sign. His shot hits one of the sigh's nails.>

Prime: One down three to...go?

<Suddenly three shots hit the other nails holding the sign up. The sign drop on top of Hank.>

Hank: What perdy stars we have tonight.

<Hank drops flat.>

Prime: Who fired those shots?

TyRoss: That would be us marshel.

<The three deputes walk out of the market. Alll five of them walk over to Hank.>

JBond: Hank your under arrest. Hound, Ty, Godzilla take him away.

<Hound, Godzilla, and TyRoss drag Hank back to the Sheriff's Office.>

Jbond: Nice shot there Prime. We can expect more like it.

Prime: Well it just a 'sign'.

<Prime and JBond luagh as they walk back to the office.>

Hank Scorpio

06-10-2002, 12:00 PM

Sonuva, I was cheated. Keep the lynch mob away from me.

Optimus Prime

06-10-2002, 02:37 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Hank Scorpio:
Sonuva, I was cheated. Keep the lynch mob away from me.<hr /></blockquote>Don't worry Hank your not out of it yet. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Optimus Prime

06-13-2002, 10:24 AM

<Cajun locks Hank into his cell.>

Cajun: Make yourself feel at home Hank.

Hank: I will

<Cajun leaves.>

Hank: Now to get myself a exit.

<Hank walks over to the cell window.>

Hank: Shorty are you there?

<Hank looks out through the bars to see a midget.>

Midget: The boss told you to get rid of the Marshel.

Hank: Shut up and get me out.

Midget: Alright all ready.

<The Midget puts some sticks of dynamite under the cell window.>

Hank: Now what a moment!

<The dynamite goes off, "Kaboom!" the wall that was there isn't there now.>

Hank: Wow what a blast!

Cajun: What the heck!?!

Hank: Lets go talk to the boss.

Midget: He's not going to like hearing that you blew it.

Hank: Shut up Shrimp!

<Cajun runs over in time to see that Hank have escaped.>

Cajun: Shot the Sheriff isn't going to like hearing this.

Optimus Prime

06-18-2002, 06:19 AM

<Later, At Frizzo's Gang Hideout far from the town of Comingsoon.>

Frizzo: I thought the new marshel would be tougher then that Ol' Bartender.

Midget: He is boss.

Frizzo: How much tougher?

Hank: A lot.

<Frizzo turns around to see Hank Scorpio.>

Frizzo: Well if it isn't the only member of my gang that's not short. Now what are you talking about?

Hank: The Marshel bet me in a shoot out.

Frizzo: I'm not surprised. Almost any one who can fire a gun can bet you.

Hank: Grrrrrr.

<Hank reaches for his gun but is stop when Frizzo pulls his gun up to Hank.>

Frizzo: Are you forgeting who's Boss around here.

<Hank puts his hands in his pockets.>

Frizzo: Alright, I'm going to town.

Midget: To kill the Marshel?

Frizzo: No I'm going to saloon to meet with the guys..... and play a hand of poker.

So what do you'all think of it so far? :cool:

[ 06-18-2002, 06:20 AM: Message edited by: Optimus Prime ]

Longshanks

06-18-2002, 07:02 AM

Cool! (..but I'm slightly worried by the levels of violence in this thread! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> )

..so when do I come in?

Optimus Prime

06-18-2002, 07:05 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by longshanks:
Cool! (..but I'm slightly worried by the levels of violence in this thread! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> )

..so when do I come in?<hr /></blockquote>In the next Part.

Frizzo the Clown

06-18-2002, 07:23 AM

Any fan fic that I'm in is a good fan fic! Keep it up! :D :cool:

Optimus Prime

06-21-2002, 06:52 AM

<It's late in the night at ComingSoon. And as always the saloon is full of peaple. A horse stops infront of it and Marshel Prime walks in. Prime takes a set infront of the bar.>

Tardumb: What can I get you marshel?

Prime: The same thing that you gave me when I first came to town.

Tardumb: One Energon coming up.

<As Tardumb is fixing the drink. A man walks in and over to one of the poker tables. The three guys sitting at it look at the man.>

Frizzo: Good night for a game, eh guys.

Longshanks: Looks like it.

Rock: Shall we cut you in?

Frizzo: Why else would I come?

btskink: To try to kiss one of the Waitresses.

Frizzo: Bt shut up and deal!

<Why'll Frizzo and his company start playing poker. Prime looks over at them.>

Prime: Tell me, who are all those guys play poker?

Kitty: Them? Are you meaning the table that Frizzo is at?

Prime: If Frizzo that rodeo clown, yes.

Kitty: That's Frizzo all right, he's in the company of Longshanks, Rock, and the btskink.

Prime: So those are some of the law breakers in town.

Kitty: Yeah be don't tell anyone I told you. O.K.?

Prime: No problem, I didn't hear a thing.

Kitty

06-21-2002, 10:04 AM

cool, i talked some more :D :D :D

Iben

06-22-2002, 09:52 PM

I still haven't seen me in this story;) .....good work though!

bbf2

06-23-2002, 12:19 AM

Originally posted by Iben
I still haven't seen me in this story;) .....good work though!

You aren't the only one! I bet if I do show up I'll only have one line...

Optimus Prime

06-24-2002, 08:47 AM

<Frizzo looks his cards.>

Frizzo: Have you met the Marshel yet, boys?

Longshanks: Nope.

Frizzo: Well you guys better keep your eyes open for him.

Rock4: What does he look like?

Frizzo: I don't know yet. Only three of my midgets and Hank have seen him.

Btskink: Are you getting slow or someting, Frizzo?

Frizzo: What are you talking about?

Btskink: How many cards?

Frizzo: Oh right let's see.

<Frizzo looks his cards over again.>

Frizzo: Two.

<Btskink deals out Frizzo two cards.>

Rock4: Call

Longshanks: Two pair.

Btskink: Full house.

Frizzo: Royal Flush!

Rock4, Longshanks, btskink: Shoot, curse you, darn!

<Frizzo takes his winnings.>

Frizzo: Tell next time.

<Frizzo walks out of the saloon luaghing.>

Optimus Prime

06-27-2002, 08:17 AM

<Morning dawns on the small town of ComingSoon.>

Prime: Morning guys.

TyRoss: Morning Marshel.

Cajun: Like a cup?

<Cajun gives Prime a cup of coffee.&gt

Prime: I'll need it. Where's the Sheriff?

Godzilla: Talking to the Mayor.

Prime: Oh.

<Just as Prime takes a drink of his coffee. Something flys in through the window.>

Hound: What the?

Cajun: TNT!!!!

<Cajun grabs the TNT and throws in out the same window. BOOM!!!>

Voice: Good morning Marshel!

<Prime walks out the front door to see Frizzo.>

Prime: Clown you going down!

Frizzo: That's just what the old Marshel said before he died.

Prime: Well I'm not the old Marshel, am I.

Frizzo: You'll be died soon enought.

<Frizzo rides off on his horse.>

Prime: We'll see about that clown.

Comments please, am I doing a good job?

Frizzo the Clown

06-27-2002, 11:01 AM

This is great man. keep it up!

bbf2

06-27-2002, 07:23 PM

I think the Saloon Owner needs to appear.

Colorado Cajun

06-27-2002, 08:38 PM

I think Cajun needs to make out with one of the saloon wairesses

Knerys

06-27-2002, 09:14 PM

Very nice. Keep it up.

Optimus Prime

07-01-2002, 07:35 AM

<Just after Frizzo was out of sight, JBond returns from Link's office.>

JBond: Everyone front and center!

<Hound, Godzilla, TyRoss, and Cajun all walk in.>

Godzilla: What's up Bond?

JBond: There's been a kidnapping.

TyRoss: So how do you know?

JBond: The Mayor told me, now we're going to begin a manhunt for Rock4EverRapNever. Got it.

Godzilla: Right.

JBond: Prime I need you to........ where's Prime?

Prime: Behind you.

<Jbond turns around to see Prime standing in the door way>

JBond: Right I need you to dig up some leads on Rock4. I remember you usually know where to go for the low down on peaple.

Prime: Then let's stop standing around. By the way whose been kidnap?

JBond: bbf2.

Optimus Prime

07-01-2002, 07:37 AM

If anyone would like to be PMed when a new part of this fanfic is posted. PM me.

bbf2

07-01-2002, 06:28 PM

Now who would want to kidnap an innocent saloon owner?

Optimus Prime

07-01-2002, 08:32 PM

Originally posted by bbf2
Now who would want to kidnap an innocent saloon owner?

You'll have to wait and see.

Optimus Prime

07-03-2002, 09:50 AM

< Every leaves the Sheriff's Office. Marshal Prime climbs onto Grimlock and rides over to the saloon. Kitty, Knerys and Iben are talking in front of the saloon door.>

Iben: Now how are we going to get paid if bbf2 is gone?

Knerys: That's something I'd like to know.

Kitty: Is that all you to care about?

Prime: I hope I'm not disturbing you three.

Iben & Knerys: Marshal?!?!

Kitty: Are you two OK?

Iben: We're fine he just surprised us.

Knerys: Speak for yourself Iben.

Prime: Can one of you tell me where I can find a man named slinger?

Knerys: Easy he's out at his mine. Now you if you'll excuse me.

<Knerys walks off.>

Prime: What's wrong with her?

Iben: Knerys doesn't like anyone who carries a gun.

Prime: What ever. Thanks for the help but one more thing.

Kitty & Iben: What?

Prime: Where is his mine?

Kitty: It's in the side of Net Mountain.

Prime: Thank you mam.

< Prime rides off else where Frizzo is waiting for someone.>

Frizzo: If she doesn't show up soon I'll...

Robed Person: Chill Frizzo I'm here.

Frizzo: Well what do you have to tell me?

Robed Person: The Marshal is heading toward slinger's mine.

Frizzo: A fitting place for him to die. Hank get the Midgets and lets get to slinger's mine.

Tell me how do you like it?:cool:

Iben

07-03-2002, 09:56 AM

It's cool.....and I got to talk in this one. :D ;)

Kitty

07-03-2002, 12:28 PM

cool story, can't wait till the next one!!!!!!!!!!!

MovieDudeGuy

07-03-2002, 01:29 PM

can the MOvieDudeGuy be involved. I can be that hot-headed young guy that gets shot, or the " im too old for this sh%t" veteran guy who also gets shot in the end. Or, maybe i could not get shot

Optimus Prime

07-04-2002, 05:22 PM

OK MDG, your in look at the Cast/First post.

Optimus Prime

07-05-2002, 08:02 AM

<Prime arrives at the Slinger's Mine.>

Prime: Slinger come out of there.

Voice from inside the mine: Prime?!?! Is that you?!?!?

Prime: Slinger get out here.

<Slinger comes out of his mine.>

Slinger: Well OP long time no see. What's the pleasure of your trip?

Prime: I need some Information on Rock4 and bbf2.

Slinger: Now let me think something about those two's names together. Now I remember, bbf2 and Rock4 were both saloon owners.

Prime: That's not what I need to know Slinger.

Slinger: Well there is one thing you don't know about old bbf2.

Prime: And that is...

Frizzo: Some thing you don't need know in the afterlife!

<Frizzo, Hank, and 40 midgets suddenly appear from behind rocks and start shooting!!!>

Prime: Take cover!!!

bbf2

07-05-2002, 12:39 PM

What is it? What is it? What's the mysterious detail about myself???? I wanna know!

MovieDudeGuy

07-05-2002, 03:34 PM

It's great

Optimus Prime

07-06-2002, 07:26 AM

<Frizzo's gang has Slinger and Prime pinned down by gun fire.>

Slinger: Prime! Your going to get me shot!

Prime: Shut up and keep your head down!

Slinger: What does Frizzo want with you.

Prime: Does the title "Marshal" ring any bells?

Frizzo: You ready to die, Marshal!

Prime: Not today!

<After looking around Prime grabs and pulls a rope. A rumbling sound is heard.>

Prime: Now what did I pull?

Slinger: Prime that's one of my...

Frizzo: What the????? Rockslide!!!!!

<A large rockslide takes out Frizzo and his gang.>

Prime: Why do you have a rope that triggers a rockslide?

Slinger: Somebody needs some sort of protect from Law Breakers.

Prime: Fine, now tell me what you were about to tell me before our small shoot out.

Slinger: Right bbf2 and Rock4 are old partners in crime. Where do you think he could have opened his saloon?

Prime: Then why would Rock kidnap bbf2?

Slinger: bbf4 took everything that they had stolen toghter.

Prime: So Rock what's everything bbf2 stole from him.

Slinger: Bingo!

<Prime climbs onto Grimlock and rides off. Now over where Frizzo is.>

Frizzo: Hank remind me to shoot Slinger for that trap.

Hank: Right.

<Both fall flat on the rest of Frizzo's gang.>

MovieDudeGuy

07-06-2002, 01:20 PM

Heeheehee, it's "smashing"

Optimus Prime

07-06-2002, 06:50 PM

Originally posted by MovieDudeGuy
Heeheehee, it's "smashing"

:D :D :D :D

Colorado Cajun

07-06-2002, 07:01 PM

Hehe it's darn tooting good times :D

Optimus Prime

07-09-2002, 06:40 AM

<After a hour of riding, Prime Arrives at the Railroad station where Godzilla and TyRoss are searching.>

Godzilla: Marshal what took you so long?

Prime: Frizzo desided to attack me. Now tell me any sign of Rock and bbf2.

TyRoss: Not yet.

Godzilla: But we're sure we are close.

Prime: Alright I'll follow the railroad tracks, while you finish searching the station.

Zilla & Ty: Right.

<Prime Follows the rails, after a half hour later.>

Prime: Well Grimlock lets get back to th.....

Voices: Now tell me 'Partner' where is IT?!?!

Prime: I take that back Grimlock.

<Prime climbs off of Grimlock and walk over behind a rock. Looking over the rock we see Rock4 and bbf2 who has been tied to the tracks.>

bbf2: Rock4 I don't ever know what your talking about.

Rock4: You know what I'm talking about. Now where is it?

bbf2: If you know what it is then you find it!

Rock4: I will. But you won't be here to see me get it. I always liked seeing someone ran over by a train.

Prime: I have to tell you I've heard enought!

<A pair of shots almost hit Rock4 and Rock4 takes cover.>

Rock4: So how did you find us?

Prime: I just thought where would a robber take his old partner. Now draw!

MovieDudeGuy

07-09-2002, 02:33 PM

Cool stuff

Optimus Prime

07-10-2002, 09:28 AM

<As Prime and Rock4 trade shots, Godzilla and TyRoss notice something.>

TyRoss: A train.

Godzilla: Old Reliable it still on time.

<Suddenly the two of them hear the the gun shots.>

Godzilla: Prime started a fight without us.

TyRoss: Well lets go back him up shall we.

<Godzilla and TyRoss climb on to there horses and rides towards the gun shots, Back with Prime. A train whisle sounds.>

bbf2: Uh Marshal! MARSHAL!!!

Prime: Darn it give me a minute!

bbf2: I don't have a minute.

<Prime makes three wild shots at Rock4 then makes a run for bbf2.>

Rock4: No you don't Marshal!

<Rock4 shoots wildly at Prime stopping him.>

Prime: NOOOO!

<The train goes by, But bbf2 isn't then?>

Rock4: What!!! He couldn't have saved him!!!!

TyRoss: Prime didn't I did.

<Rock4 looks up at TyRoss who had rescued bbf2. bbf2 was standing right beside him.>

Rock4: I'm not about to let him live!!!!

<Rock4 pulls up his 6 shooter, suddenly Godzilla charges Rock4 and eats his gun.>

Rock4: No my gun!

Prime: You lost more then that Rock4 you underarrest!

<Prime, and TyRoss have Rock4 covered.>

Rock4: You win Marshal.

Prime: Ty take him away!

TyRoss: Right away, Prime.

<TyRoss takes him away.>

bbf2: Well Tonight you can have whatever you want on the house.

Godzilla: Great I'll need something to drink this down.

Prime: Godzilla I was wondering how were you able to eat that gun?

Godzilla: Simple I didn't have my Iron to day.

Optimus Prime

07-18-2002, 06:55 AM

<Hours pass and everybody is at the saloon.>

Cajun: Well Sweetheart you see I'm one of our best men.

Knerys: Then why do you always stay at the Jail?

Cajun: Well....

<While Cajun is trying to make out with Knerys. A old man enters the saloon.>

MDG(MovieDudeGuy): Hey Prime I just heard you were back in town.

Prime: MDG how long has it been?

MDG: Far to long Prime.

Prime: Well then take a set and get a drink.

JBond: Nothing like having a retired sheriff join us for a drink.

MDG: Don't mind if I do.

<As the party goes on two guys are planing something.>

Longshanks: So when do we strike?

btskink: Dawn.

MovieDudeGuy

07-22-2002, 02:27 AM

Coolio!;)

Optimus Prime

07-24-2002, 07:22 AM

<A short time before dawn. Prime is heading into the saloon, Kitty walks out of the saloon.>

Prime: Good morning, Kitty.

Kitty: Marshal, It's nice to see you.

Prime: Where you going?

Kitty: Home it's my day off.

Prime: I see.

Kitty: Later, Marshal.

Prime: Right.

<Prime enters the saloon as Kitty walks over towards a horse. A pair of men walk over to Kitty.>

btskink: Well Kitty how are you?

Kitty: I'm fine...... The btskink!?!?!

btskink: Well it's nice to know you know who I am and I'm sure you know my partner Longshanks.

Longshanks: Your coming with us.

Prime: May I come for the ride.

btskink: The Marshal!

Prime: Right Skum, Kitty hit the durt!

<As soon as Kitty is down Prime starts shooting at the pair.>

Optimus Prime

08-06-2002, 03:22 PM

(Longshanks and btskink split up in order to miss getting hit.)

Longshanks: The Marshel!

btskink: What is "HE" doing here?

Prime: Let me give you a hint.

(Prime pulls out a stick of TNT and throws it unlit. He then ducks beside Kitty.)

Kitty: Weren't you going to light it before you throw it?

Prime: Not if I know btskink.

(btskick makes a run for the TNT.)

Longshanks: What are you doing?!?!?!

btskink: I've got to get the worm like stick!

(Just as btskink grabs the stick Prime shoots it. The explotion sends btskink into a wall!)

Longshanks: We'll be back!!!

(The two climb on to there horses and ride off.)

Prime: Miss Kitty you'll need to come with me.

Kitty: Why?

Prime: I need to ask you some questions at the Sheriff's office.

Kitty

08-06-2002, 06:03 PM

cool! this just is getting gooder & gooder :p

PlayingGod

08-06-2002, 06:16 PM

Can I Be In It...I Can Be The Pyro...That Blows **** Up...

Colorado Cajun

08-07-2002, 12:31 AM

Great job Optimus it's really coming together

Optimus Prime

08-07-2002, 12:16 PM

Originally posted by PlayingGod
Can I Be In It...I Can Be The Pyro...That Blows **** Up...

I'll see what I can do.

PlayingGod

08-07-2002, 12:21 PM

Originally posted by Optimus Prime

I'll see what I can do.

YAY!...Fire is Your Friend...

MovieFreak

08-08-2002, 10:39 PM

yeah, keep up the good work

Optimus Prime

08-29-2002, 07:06 AM

Originally posted by Optimus Prime
(Longshanks and btskink split up in order to miss getting hit.)

Longshanks: The Marshel!

btskink: What is "HE" doing here?

Prime: Let me give you a hint.

(Prime pulls out a stick of TNT and throws it unlit. He then ducks beside Kitty.)

Kitty: Weren't you going to light it before you throw it?

Prime: Not if I know btskink.

(btskick makes a run for the TNT.)

Longshanks: What are you doing?!?!?!

btskink: I've got to get the worm like stick!

(Just as btskink grabs the stick Prime shoots it. The explotion sends btskink into a wall!)

Longshanks: We'll be back!!!

(The two climb on to there horses and ride off.)

Prime: Miss Kitty you'll need to come with me.

Kitty: Why?

Prime: I need to ask you some questions at the Sheriff's office.

(Kitty and Marshel Prime walk into the Sheriff's office. Cajun Jumps to his feet.)

Cajun: Hot d**n, Marshel your a wonder that's just what...

Prime: Don't even think of it Cajun!

Cajun: Shoot!

(Cajun punches the wall.)

Prime: Now Miss Kitty...

Kitty: Just call me Kitty, Marshel.

Prime: fine.

Cajun: You can call me Irresistible.

Prime: (Dark look at Cajun.)

Cajun: What?!?! It's me middle name.

Prime: (shacks his head) Now Kitty, Why were you being attack?

Kitty: I don't know?

Cajun: I do.

Prime: Cajun go check to prisoners.

Cajun: Yes, Marshel.

(Cajun walks out of the room.)

Prime: Now Kitty, Is there anything you can tell me?

Kitty: Sure, I'm a waitress and dancer, at bbf2's saloon, I'm...

Prime: About what those two might want from you?

Kitty: (Kitty thinks for a moment) No I can't say I do know what or why.

Prime: fine that leaves me one action. Cajun!

Cajun: Yes?

Prime: I'll be guarding Kitty for a while so tell the Sheriff.

Cajun: Yes, sir. And Kitty one thing before you leave?

Kitty: What?

Cajun: What's your dress size?

(Kitty punches Cajun.)

Kitty: Can we go Marshel?

Kitty

08-29-2002, 12:01 PM

hehehe :D:D:D i luv it! hehe

Optimus Prime

09-03-2002, 09:05 AM

Prime: Let's.

(Prime climbs onto Grimlock and Kitty jumps on.)

Grimlock: (Thinking to himself) Me gotto get better part next time.

(After hours pass, Prime & Kitty arrive at a lone ranch.)

Prime: This is where you live?

Kitty: Yep.

Prime: Good then let's...

(Suddenly, the sound of a rifle goes off and so does Prime's hat!)

Prime: Hit the dirt!

(Prime and Grimlock duck down low, but Kitty still stands strate up.)

Prime: Kitty get down...

(A double barrel rifle is aimed right infront of Prime's face.)

Person with the gun: All right nobody tell's my...

Kitty: ROGUE drop that GUN!

(Kitty knock's the gun out of Rogue's hand.)

Kitty: That's the Marshal.

Rogue: What do you mean "that's the Marshal"?

(Prime pulls out his badge.)

Prime: Does this tell you something!?!?

Hank Scorpio

09-03-2002, 02:20 PM

It's going good, but I haven't been in it for a while.

Optimus Prime

09-03-2002, 02:46 PM

Originally posted by Hank Scorpio
It's going good, but I haven't been in it for a while.

YOur in the next part so wait a bit.

Optimus Prime

11-01-2002, 10:00 AM

(After Prime almosts shoots Rogue for shooting at him. They enter Rogue's and Kitty's ranch and get done with something vary serious.......Poker.)

Prime: Call

Rogue: Three 8's

Kitty: Full House

Prime: Royal Flush

Kitty & Rogue: darn/shoot

(Meanwhile, at a secret meeting.)

Midget 1: Now tell me again why were we not told?

Frizzo: Because it's a secret meeting and If I told you it wouldn't be a secret would it?

(A woman appears in the shadows.)

Hank: Huppa Huppa!:eek:

Woman: The marshel is at Rogue's Ranch.

Frizzo: That's It?!?

Woman: No, he is protecting Kitty from Longshanks and btskink.

Hank: Can I ask you one thing?

Woman: What?

Hank: Are you free tonight?

(Hank gets punch by the woman.)

Hank: Man love hurts.

*(Sneak peek at another Fan fic coming to you from Optimus Prime!)*

!!!Tremors!!! CS style!!!

Cast so far is...
Optimus Prime as Burt Gunner

Note
I'm still going to do the War in the video Game world and Lord of the Rings CS style. Thank you.

Optimus Prime

11-19-2002, 08:39 AM

(Hours Later, Kitty is sleeping like a kitten (Pun intended) and is Rogue painfully in dept with Prime.)

Rogue: Now let me see I'm sure I have it on me.

Prime: Yeah sure you do.

Rogue: Hear you are Mashal.

(Rogue throws a sack of coins to Prime.)

Prime: You'd better get some rest now then Rogue. I don't want you falling asleep on...

Rogue: (Snor)

Prime: me.:rolleyes: Well I better start watching out for...

(A shotgun shot is heard outside.)

Kitty: I didn't do it!!!

Rogue: (Snor)... what the?

Prime: Get down!

(All three of them hit the floor.)

Familier Voice: Come out here Marshal.

Prime: And who what's me?

Familier Voice: We do that's who!

Prime: Who's We?

Familier Voice: Me you Blasted Marshal!!!

Prme to Rogue and Kitty: Stay in here I'll handle this.

Kitty: K

Rogue: Forget it.

Colorado Cajun

11-19-2002, 10:45 AM

good job Prime

Kitty

11-23-2002, 12:34 AM

yep, good job Prime, keep it up! ^_^

Optimus Prime

01-06-2003, 09:22 AM

(Prime Walkout of Rogue's and Kitty's ranch. As he looks over he see's btskink.)

btskink: Well Marshal, are you ready to die.

Prime: As Jbond would say 'nope'.

btskink: Draw, marshal!!!

(As soon as btskink said it they were shooting. And after a half hour or...)

Prime: so 'Skunk' where is your brother?

btskink: Doing something.

(Suddenly a loud crash is heard coming from the inside of the ranch.)

Prime: Shoot!!!

btskink: As you wish Marshal!!!

(Prime is suddenly covered in bullets.)

Prime: Blast I need to get back inside and...

(Suddenly loud shot gun shots are heard.)

Prime: Nope I think Rogue has things under control.