The world's worst......

[JBond]

Freedonia

Worst place to have a surgery take place?

[equipe]

Hannibal Lector's prison cell

Worst place to go to lunch?

[KUsubaruchick]

School cafeteria

worst pet?

[JBond]

A railroad spike

Worst possible musical instrument?

[KUsubaruchick]

kazoo

worst love song?

[equipe]

anything by Michael Bolton

Worst possible cafeteria lunch lady

[JBond]

Jeffery Dahmer in drag.

World's worst movie idea?

[Knerys]

Gigli

Worlds worst thing to be reincarnated as?

[The Moose]

dunno. something like an ant or a slug

worst thing to find on your computer chair?

[equipe]

a small stain

worst thing to get as a christmas gift?

[KUsubaruchick]

coal

worst reality tv show?

[equipe]

One following Bea Arthur around

Worst stunt for fear factor?

[The Moose]

the australian big brother

world's worst concert you've attended?

[KUsubaruchick]

finger eleven (it was free, thank god)

worst movie you've seen this year?

[Doomsday]

Friday Night Lights, not too bad, but I wasn't too impressed, and I try to steer clear of the really crummy ones.

Worst place you've ever been on a date.

[lil_lia]

McDonalds.


Worlds Worst Actress?

[redman]

Paris Hilton. (i remember when she was on the O.C and she said she was doing a university thesis. i was LMAO for hours)

worst car?

[Tornado]

Haha, my friend has a car that SHUTS OFF while he's making left turns. :funny:

Worst movie you've ever seen?

[HeadHunter]

Probably Corderoys but i was about 6 when i started to refuse to wear them and havent since :P

Worst place to sleep

[wackmasterted]

your moms bed

worst place to travel to

[ViRUs]

Rwanda


Worst neighbor

[KeyserLime]

Urkel

Worst episode ever.... of the simpsons

[lil_lia]

All Singing, All Dancing.


Worst thing to feel?

[CapricornDevil]

Alone.

Worst thing to find in your child's bedroom?

[Moridin]

A prostitute.

Worst physical pain?

[CapricornDevil]

Having a paper cut on your genitals.


Worse place to be found naked?

[Moridin]

(Man, that was HORRIBLE!)
In Alaska with five homosexual polar bears.
Worst book to read to a Christian?

[Angelixx]

the bible


worst to find in the fridge?

[Carnage Escobar]

The head of a goat.

Worst hairstyle?

[KeyserLime]

Well its a toss up Mullet is both awesome, and gross. So it'd have to go to the Chiclet, GROSS

Worst Ice Cream Flavor

[lil_lia]

Sticky Date Flavoured



Worst thing to find out about your family

[ViRUs]

that you were adopted and they just forgot to tell you. Or they find a old family tree and Adolf Hitler is on the top.

Worst person to share a lifeboat with.

[lil_lia]

A carnivorous obese fellow whom hasn't eaten in a week.

Worst bad habit?

[krushgroove19]

picking one's butt crack

worst fried food?

[lil_lia]

Chicken nuggets and Chips

Worst thing to be told before bungie jumping?

[krushgroove19]

ohhhh, snap!

worst place to go for a date?

[lil_lia]

The morgue.

Worst thing to be told on a perfect, romantic evening?

[lil_lia]

(It could be the perfect romance only to find out you're both the same gender, or related *shudders*)
Realistically act out being electrocuted while installing a power point as the apprentice watches you work.

Worst thing that could happen at work?

[JBond]

Thee ol' "lock-the-coworker-in-the-truck-all-night" prank

Worst thing to be told right before a duel?

[krushgroove19]

"oh yeah, that's not a real gun, by the way..."



worst person to get in a fight with?

[JBond]

"I bet you couldn't even beat me if you had this gun right here in my hand"

World's worst thing to be told after getting married?

[lil_lia]

[QUOTE=TyRoss](well then it wouldn't be perfect would it ;))

I could all be perfect until they tell you the little secret ;)

[krushgroove19]

michael jackson lying next to you in the bed

worst thing to put on a pizza?

[JBond]

"By the way, I cut something of yours off while you were sleeping. I'll give you three guesses"

World's worst thing to say in a job interview?

[The Moose]

vinegar

worst thing to put on a donut

[JBond]

A butt

Worst thing to be told by the doctor after giving birth?

[equipe]

"Umm, ma'am. Were you recently abducted by aliens?"

Worst gift to give for a birthday?

[lil_lia]

Hand-me-down underwear with a few rips and bonus stains.

Worst birthday gift to receive?

[Deexan]

Potato chips.

Worst type of footwear?

[KUsubaruchick]

birkenstocks.... eww

worst way to die?

[Deexan]

Steamroller - human pancake...

Worst time of the day to realise that you're butt-naked?

[lil_lia]

When you've just run outside late for work in peak hour, you've no keys on you for your house or your car.

Worst thing to say to your boss before he promotes you unexpectedly?

[equipe]

Your daughter is a freak in the sack!

Worst thing to say to a mobster?

[lil_lia]

"I bet that's not even a real gun"

Worst thing to say to a child?

[Carnage Escobar]

'I wish I never had you'

worst type of people to be around?

[lil_lia]

The elderly chaps when they're in an intense game of bingo.

Worst prank to play on your grandparents?

[CapricornDevil]

switching granpa's heart medication with viagra and grandma's blood pressure medication with Flinstones vitamins.


Worst thing to hear on your first day at a new job?

[Carnage Escobar]

'You don't belong here'

worst alcoholic drink?

[CapricornDevil]

A Dirty Dishrag (that is where they take a clean rag, whipe all the alcohol that has spilled on the bar, and wring the rag out in to a glass so you can drink it)

Worst person to have as a college roommate in the dorms?

[pixiness]

A Santaria priest that's also a necrophiliac and eats nothing but bean burritos and leaves dirty dishes in the bathroom sink.

Worst way to break up with someone?

[KUsubaruchick]

fake your own death

worst pet?

[Deexan]

Emu

Worst style of martial arts?

[KUsubaruchick]

crouching hooker hidden fist (ew)

world's worst breakup song?

[CapricornDevil]

"Girl, I did your brother" - a classic country hit


Worst way to be told you are pregnant?

[KUsubaruchick]

by Jesus - immaculate conception

worst critter to run into in the wild?

[CapricornDevil]

Tammy Faye Baker


Worst actor to find next to you in bed?

[KUsubaruchick]

walter mathow

worlds worst way to spend your evening?

[Skinny]

Watching the grass grow

Worst way to wake up in the morning?

[Kitty]

with a hangover and a ugly transvestite man with smeared whore-ish makeup lying next to you saying in his deep voice "Baby..last night you were on fire. Make love to me again."

worst way to die?

[Skinny]

Alone

Worst time of the year?

[Kitty]

christmas when your alone and you have no one to celebrate it with other than yourself


worst camping trip?

[Skinny]

They were ALL great :D

Worst time of the day?

[Kitty]

when you first wake up because all you want to do is go back to sleep

worst day this year?

[Skinny]

October 23rd :P

Worst injury you ever had?

[equipe]

Nuclear Armageddon Day

Worst porno title

[Kitty]

when i landed on the asphlat and got my elbow badly cut
'cum with the wind'

worst food?

[Skinny]

"Blazing at the Taco Shop"

Worst time to watch porn?

[Kitty]

when your parents are right behind you


worst time to take a crap?

[Skinny]

WHEN SOMEONE IS RUSHING YOU

worst time to go to sleep?

[Kitty]

when you need to stay awake in order to live :P

worst time to start singing happy birthday?

[Skinny]

When the candles are already out --_--

worst time to drive a car?

[Kitty]

when there's a blizzard outside

worst time to make a joke?

[lil_lia]

At a funeral.

Worst thing you could say to your lover?

[Skinny]

Lia: What is your name?

Kitty: When you're about to tell it :P

Worst time to insult somebody?

[Kitty]

when there having a great day


worst thing to do at a funeral?

[Skinny]

Dress up in a clown suit and start jumping around all over the coffin

Worst war to be a part of?

[Kitty]

the civil war i guess


worst time to be alive?

[Skinny]

As a Jew, during the Hitler Reign

Worst way to do homework?

[lil_lia]

When everything that could possibly go wrong HAS gone wrong and you're the one taking the blame.

Skinny: My name is Lia

Worst way to say you're sorry?

[Kitty]

(lia skinny meant that would be the worst thing to say to your lover :P)

having terets and saying "I'm sorry.. *twitch* you f***ing c***sucking piece of s***!"


worst time for your family to show up?

[krushgroove19]

during kinky sex


worst thing to find in the shower?

[KUsubaruchick]

a small child

worst thing to find in the toilet?

[krushgroove19]

a small child... or a camera... or your lower intestine


worst thing to walk in on?

[Crow T. Robot]

some mob guys killing someone because afterwards your either dead or working at a K Mart in Witness Protection

Worst joke to tell a nun?

[Carnage Escobar]

The House of Horrors

Worst person you would want your kids to be around?

[Crow T. Robot]

Peter Pan, he is a horrible role model, wearing tights and playing with sharp objects. Bah!

Worst fairy tale?

[Carnage Escobar]

The 3 Little Pigs (if you consider that a fairy tale)

Worst car company?

[JBond]

Ford Exploder

World's worst marriage vows?

[JBond]

Jennifer Lopez

World's worst new Oscar category?

[equipe]

Best Ron Jeremy porn flick of the year

worst possible Oscar presenter

[JBond]

Elizabeth Taylor (seriously, could it have been worse?)

World's worst way to hail a taxi?

[bbf2]

With your genitals

World's worst US President BESIDES Dubya?

[JBond]

Abraham Lincoln, he sold poison milk to school children

World's worst name for a punk rock band?

[bbf2]

The JBond's

World's worst ComingSoon boards member?

[JBond]

Al Gore

World's worst way to get an A?

[bbf2]

Sexual Favors

World's worst ComingSoon administrator whose name begins with "J?"

[HeadHunter]

Jimmy...the lesser know admin that was replaced by the infanetly better JBond ;)

Worlds worst mobile phone?

[KUsubaruchick]

The really old bag phones

worst idea for a movie?

[equipe]

CS! The legends of the Boards

Worst character in that movie?

[KUsubaruchick]

Hmm, could it be the one that has started a HOJILLION threads in a short amount of time? ... or me, I'm not very interesting ;)

worst stripper name?

[equipe]

Cherry Forever (Porky's Joke)

Worst porn flick name?

[KUsubaruchick]

Speedy Noble (got it from the trick where you do your first pet's name and the street you grew up on)

Worst person to find out that you're related to?

[equipe]

The Bush Crime Family as HST would put it.

worst person to write an autobiography?

[KUsubaruchick]

J-Lo

worst slogan for a condom company?

[equipe]

Don't blame us. We only say 'reduces the risk!'

Worst slogan for a Hot Dog company?

[KUsubaruchick]

We love our weiners

worst animal to hit with a car?

[HeadHunter]

a Sheep...the wool gets EEVVEERRYYWWHHEERREE

worst car to own

[KUsubaruchick]

a geo metro

worst person to find out is in love with you?

[HeadHunter]

someone really ugly that you really hate

Worst kind of day

[krushgroove19]

a day where you lose your job, significant other, house, car, and everything else


worst way to die?

[HeadHunter]

crush under a falling haddock

worst food

[Carnage Escobar]

Mushroom Sandwiches

Worst pop group?

[HeadHunter]

ALL POP GROUPS

worst Band?

[bbf2]

Rubber

Jimmy...the lesser know admin that was replaced by the infanetly better JBond ;)

Worlds worst mobile phone?

Did you just make that up and come up with a random name? Because the spooky thing is that there actually WAS an administrator named Jimmy (Jimmy the Saint, also known as Niels, who Mirko brought along from Spider-Man Hype along with me) for the first months or so of CS, but he barely posted and was replaced with JBond. I swear. Maybe you knew that, but if you didn't and just came up with a random name, that's pretty freaky.

World's worst 19th century French aristocrat?

[krushgroove19]

napoleon is the only one that i know of


worst thing to find in an egg carton?

[equipe]

An Ebola laced egg.

Worst thing to be given for Valentines day?

[krushgroove19]

a restraining order

worst thing to find at a second hand store?

[Knerys]

condoms

worst thing to tell you mother

[JBond]

"I just ate an Ebola laced egg."

Worst way to eat pizza?

[Crow T. Robot]

With 4 oversized reptiles that know kung fu.

Worst way to order pizza

[JBond]

Yelling your order out your window in the general direction of a Pizza Hut

Worst way to get to France?

[Oj]

Pizza Hut ;)

Worst person to do a body shot off of

[equipe]

Bea Arthur

Worst person to give you a hair cut?

[The Moose]

ME!!!!!


worst person to find in your bathtub?

[Tara]

micheal Jackson

worst place to get surgery

[The Moose]

on an anvil

worst place to lose your false teeth?

[equipe]

Surrounded by beautiful women.

Worst place to start randomly singing?

[moviemaker93]

The school roof.

Worst way to impress the girl you love?

[bbf2]

Rape.

Worst thread idea at CS?

[moviemaker93]

That's not funny because it's one of my threads isn't it?

[bbf2]

That's not funny because it's one of my threads isn't it?

Why would you assume that? It's a question, not a statement. I don't even know who you are. You must have some pretty bad threads if you see that and automatically assume that I'm somehow referring to you.

[moviemaker93]

Maybe if you talk to some of the users like: Snik, hellagood, virus, zombieman or kusubaruchick...then you would understand.

[tyneside_lad]

Worst thread idea at CS?

frizzo's naked photo album


worst thing to find in your bed?

[moviemaker93]

Your wife and another man or mother and father...you get it.

Worst way to entertain little kids for a birthday party when the clown doesn't come?

[cg124]

stripper

worst thread maker at CS!

[moviemaker93]

I see where this is going... :mad:

[Carnage Escobar]

stripper

worst thread maker at CS!

The person that's above me.

Worst CS! thread?

[moviemaker93]

The thread i wrote ''stupid threads i felt like making''. Kusubaruchick made me do it. It's all his fault. But in the end we made up when he pmed me. Now I'm not mad at him but i think it was foolish of me to do that.

Worlds worst way to become famous?

[GGGG]

having michael jackson's baby

worts place to give birth

[PsychoMike]

in a lion's den (unless you are a lion that is)

worst job to have?

[moviemaker93]

School janitor

Worst way to fit in with the crowd?

[HellaGood]

teacher, you get no respect at all

worst month of the year?

[moviemaker93]

september because it's back to school month and less good movies come out in that month even though this year september was successful with movies.

Worst house-pet?

[bbf2]

moviemaker93

Worst person to have as your lawyer during a trial?

[Tornado]

moviemaker93

Worst thread ever?

[GGGG]

my poem thread... anyway I am getting really pissed off about this moviemaker93 ****ing lets have a go at him attitude

worst attitude to have?

[Tornado]

Mike Tyson's.

Best advice ever?

[GGGG]

Just Do It....lol
worst trainers you have ever had

[Carnage Escobar]

My swimming trainer

Worst board game ever?

[KUsubaruchick]

Death (you know, the opposite of life)

Worst place to pick up chicks?

[equipe]

An insane asylum

worst place to get caught 'in the act'

[project Doom]

Any place of worship.


worst place to study?

[The Moose]

a rock concert

worst place to get sunburnt?

[JBond]

Crashing into the sun on a spaceship. (without sunblock)

Worst idea for a sitcom?

[equipe]

One with that Urkel guy and Bea Arthur

Worst possible fear factor stunt?

[The Moose]

how to make a sitcom

worst thing that all the CSers could do together

[equipe]

produce uber geek offspring together

Worst place to do drugs?

[The Moose]

under the desk of the city's police chief

worst place to be caught with a hundred pounds of salmon and a holepunch

[JBond]

Anywhere

Worst place to raise a family?

[equipe]

Love Canal (not too many people are gonna get this)

Worst place to bury a relative?

[JBond]

In the closet

Worst job in a band?

[equipe]

lead singer sweat wiper upper

Worst job in a high school?

[bbf2]

Hand. It's okay, but the others are better.

Worst punk rock band playing today?

[Moridin]

All of 'em.

World's worst food?

[equipe]

Whale Balls

Worst time to let one rip?

[Moridin]

In church, during a funeral.

Worst time to wake up?

[equipe]

While having a dream involving Monica Bellucci doing something naughty to you.

worst time to fall down?

[Deexan]

Whilst carrying a coffin.

Worst wrestler from the WWF in the nineties?

[equipe]

All of them

Worst food to eat as your last meal?

[halo7]

hummus and old cottage cheese.

worst song to listen to before you die?

[moviemaker93]

Stan


Worst first impression?

[equipe]

after just having soiled your pants

Worst way to die?

[KUsubaruchick]

burning to death

worst thing to grow in a garden?

[equipe]

Used Diapers

Worst thing to light on fire?

[KUsubaruchick]

a kitten

worst toy for children under 5?

[halo7]

a sex toy

worst thing to kick in the air?

[KUsubaruchick]

grandma

worst flavor for candy?

[halo7]

Sour apple

Worst thing to stick your hand in?

[equipe]

A javelin

Worst thing to bring as a house warming gift?

[KUsubaruchick]

cheap booze

worst time of day?

[equipe]

MORNING!

Worst thing to fall out of your pocket at a wedding?

[KUsubaruchick]

the bride's panties

worst place to buy a pet?

[equipe]

a korean barbeque

Worst time to get a speeding ticket?

[KUsubaruchick]

when you're drunk

worst flavor for a pie?

[Carnage Escobar]

Turkey Blood

Worst person to encounter in an alley way?

[halo7]

my mother

worse place to use the word snog?

[Crow T. Robot]

anytime

Worst love making scene in a motion picture?

[JBond]

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon - Good Will Hunting

Worst way to exit a building?

[Tornado]

On rollerblades. The blades would get stuck in the tiles and the door cracks...... it'd be a disaster. ;)

Worst homework excuse?

[bbf2]

"I didn't do it, screw you."

Worst biblical figure?

[halo7]

the virgin mary

Worst way to kill a rat?

[Carnage Escobar]

By biting its head off and eating it.

Worst person to introduce to your parents.

[halo7]

the whore you just picked up

worst way to put on a tie?

[Carnage Escobar]

Asking a clown to tie it for you.

Worst catchphrase?

[bbf2]

"Money, fame, bad-ass clothes, wicked cool mansions, fast cars, and even faster women. What more could a guy ask for?"

Worst Nintendo 64 game?

[neo5595]

Carmageddon 64

Worst time to have to go to the bathroom..........

[moviemaker93]

When someone is breaking into your house and going to kidnap you.

Worst excuse for cheating on your girlfriend/wife?

[Crow T. Robot]

I never thought you would find out.

worst television show to feature Tony Danza?

[The Moose]

no idea who he is, so i can't answer that

do you know who steve irwin is?

[Crow T. Robot]

Tony Danza was the dumbass from Who's The Boss and crappy television shows.
Steve Irwin is the crocodile hunter(that nearly fed is baby to a crocodile). Krikey!!

Worst place to go on a date with a blind person?

[JBond]

Discus throwing

Worst place to unwind after a tough day at the office?

[The Moose]

in the boss's office, when he/she is there

worst place to be caught with 2 and a half thousand pounds of mud and a cd writer

[moviemaker93]

Court.

Worst time to be on stage?

[Darth Barth]

During an outdoor play. Naked. In the rain, and you have to pee.

Worst thing to buy off Ebay?

[Coach]

used tampons

Worst thing to play with while at school.

[moviemaker93]

A water gun.

Worst way to get attention?

[lil_lia]

Streaking.

Worst thing to get caught doing?

[moviemaker93]

Helping a man pull something when from a distance it looks like they are having sex(both of them are men).

Worst thing to say to someone by accident when you are trying to make a good first impression?

[Laterose]

"I'm not a freaking homo-sexual!"

Worst thing to ever accidently hear?

[project Doom]

Your parents going at it!



Worst thing to wear to a job interview?

[Carnage Escobar]

Dirty underwear...... and nothing else.

Worst possible limo driver?

[Carnage Escobar]

"Money, fame, bad-ass clothes, wicked cool mansions, fast cars, and even faster women. What more could a guy ask for?"

That's not a catchprhase you silly mo' fo. :) ;)

[Deexan]

Dirty underwear...... and nothing else.

Worst possible limo driver?

Stevie Wonder.

Worst type of monkey?

[KUsubaruchick]

a diseased one

worst sport to watch?

[The Moose]

cricket!!!!

worst thing to drop on your toe

[KUsubaruchick]

a heavy weight

worst weapon to use in a fight?

[The Moose]

a sponge

worst type of water to dive into

[Crow T. Robot]

boiling

worst way to confess your love to someone?

[krushgroove19]

send them a naked telegram


worst thing to find on your doorstep?

[Crow T. Robot]

a burning bag of poo

worst thing to leave on a doorstep?

[krushgroove19]

your drivers licence next to a burning bag of poo


worst place to leave your car?

[Crow T. Robot]

Double parked

Worst shampoo to use if you find yourself in the jungle of Johnson-era, French-IndoChina having only your knife and your rifle and being hunted by Charlie?

[krushgroove19]

that cheap generic stuff. your hair should ALWAYS look good, even when you're hunted by Charlie


worst bet to lose?

[Crow T. Robot]

anything bet that regards a large sum of money.

Worst game of chance to play if you want to win big? plus Charlie is still hunting you?

[krushgroove19]

the roulette wheel can never be trusted (and yeah, charlie's everywhere. i have to stay away from windows and can only be outside in crowds, etc...)


worst person to run into at the grocery store?

[Crow T. Robot]

charlie

worst person to run over in the grocery store parking lot?

[krushgroove19]

jesus, or the godfather


worst person to have sue you?

[Crow T. Robot]

a person with a horrible speech impediment because he would be sympathetic on the witness stand. Plus it would take forever to hear his deposition.

Worst thing to wear if you are going on the witness stand?

[krushgroove19]

dark glasses, clothes that don't match, a cane, and a seeing-eye dog. and a hearing aid.

worst way to try to win over the jury?

[Carnage Escobar]

By getting on your knees and begging.

Worst thing to say to a hot woman?

[Crow T. Robot]

Go to give your closing argument, Get drunk, rant on about your life's struggles for an hour, burp on the jury, hit on the old lady, jump on you table, take off all your clothes, scream like a wild man, tell people charlie is after you, try to sell them the clapper, bring up old Matlock plotlines, and then have the audacity not to say 'thank you' at the end.

worst jury to have to win over?

[krushgroove19]

a group of old people after killing matlock

worst person to have as a lawyer?

[Crow T. Robot]

Jean Claude Van Damme because what does he know about being a lawyer?

Worst person to become a prophet?

[krushgroove19]

o.j. simpson, for obvious reasons


worst thing to say on judgement day?

[impulse]

Is it too late to go to church now?

Worse thing to do while having sex with someone for the first time?

[equipe]

ask them to pee on you.

Worst children's toy?

[The Moose]

a gun

worst thing to give to a toddler

[moviemaker93]

A playboy magazine

Worst word to teach a toddler?

[The Moose]

f*** wouldn't be ideal

worst thing to put a toddler on top of

[moviemaker93]

A horse

Worst situation to be stuck in?