The world's worst......

[the elmo zombie]

Originally posted by the elmo zombie
mentiroso!!!!!!

worst administarter or mod.

i was 1st reply to this one

[Inval1d]

finger nail clippers

worst weapon used by a cop?

[the elmo zombie]

look down boys

worst mod or adminastrater

[Switzer]

Malice :o *runs*


Worst president you ever had?

[Inval1d]

i don't sleep with presidents

worst president YOU ever had

[Switzer]

Dick and George


Worst thing about being a man?

[Inval1d]

unexpecting erections

worst thing about being a woman?

[Switzer]

Kobe Bryant wannabes


Worst basketball team

[Inval1d]

the raptors

worst football team?

[Switzer]

The Chargers


Worst baseball team

[Inval1d]

all of them.

worst sport?

[Switzer]

Cricket :o


Worst holiday to celebrate with your family

[Inval1d]

new years

worst death

[Warren]

Getting raped by a knife.

Worst singer

[Inval1d]

eminem and 50 cent

worst movie

[Darth Barth]

Gothic

Worst type of clothing invented?

[The Moose]

hoop skirts

worst music

[Inval1d]

country

worst car

[The Moose]

with square wheels

worst drink

[Inval1d]

chocolate soda

worst desert

[_manuel_]

Atacama. Its the most arid place in the world for god's sake.



Worst forum you've ever been to.

[cg124]

rottentomatoes and SHH


worst place to get caught with drugs

[The Moose]

TORn forums. really horrible

worst essay you wrote (what grade did ya get for it)

[Inval1d]

i never wrote a bad essay. my best was about hate agaist violence in video games though.

worst snack

[cg124]

prunes


worst DVD

[Inval1d]

Matrix Revolutions

worst cartoon

[The Moose]

can't think of one

worst place to find the roof of ya house

[_manuel_]

On top of your bed.




Worst place to suddenly run out of food...

[cg124]

when you have no money


worst person to get advice from

[Inval1d]

cg124 or bill clinton


worst pop up

[cg124]

bastard!!!!


enlargenment adds


worst person to mow your lawn

[_manuel_]

Invalid





Worst concert you've ever been to.

[cg124]

a crappy school concert


worst thing to say to a cop

[Inval1d]

"When i killed her I wasn't drinking THAT much"

worst thing to tell your parents

[The Moose]

cop: what's ya name

you what's yours?!!

worst thing to say to the principal

[_manuel_]

"Where's the rest of the Village People?"







Worst restaurant where you needed someone to give you the Heimlich maneuver because you choked

[cg124]

mcdonalds


worst thing to say to a guy with a gun in his hand

[Inval1d]

"YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT...."

worst thing to say to a poster on CS

[XscreamXshoutX]

"F U BIATCH!!!"

Worst Flavor drink

[The Moose]

what happens if ya pull that trigger?

worst thing to do with a sawn off shotgun

[_manuel_]

Root Beer.





Worst ideology

[cg124]

prune juice


worst type of hamburger helper

[Inval1d]

crap in a box

worst thing to eat

[The Moose]

a helpless one

worst type of phone call

[Inval1d]

a sex phone call from a guy named sticky

worst room mate

[The Moose]

a dead guy

worst thing to find between ya sheets, as ya step into bed

[_manuel_]

The calls to 911 while you have a serial killer riding an elephant with a shark on its back while being escorted by a flock of african bees on your trail, and at first you don't get a dial tone and you realise that's not the phone but the iron, and you burn your ear and then you have to find a real phone but then a long lost aunt calls and you have to be polite and everything, but she's holding the line while talking about how long it is since she last saw you and you try to get her off the line but she just keeps on talking and talking and just when you're thinking of giving the iron another shot she hangs up and you call 911 but then it's probably too late.

Yep, those are the worst type of calls....






Worst forum on CS!

[The Moose]

James Bond- just doesn't work for me

worst thread on CS!

[the elmo zombie]

any one by rayzor

worst mod. or adminastator

[_manuel_]

Excelsior. He's never on.


Worst animal to have as a pet.

[the elmo zombie]

rayzor

worst poster on boards

[cg124]

razor


worst avatar

[The Moose]

cassowary

worst animal to find in ya bedroom

[cg124]

a lion


worst animal to kill

[_manuel_]

The one in Mooses avatar. What the hell is it?



Worst Lead singer in The Beatles

[The Moose]

none. they;re all awesome

in my avatar is the Fell Beast, from ROTK

worst animal to be put in a stable

[_manuel_]

A duck. :eek:!


Worst animal to be

[The Moose]

an ant

worst animal to find dangling out of ya kid's mouth

[cg124]

a worm

worst animal to marry

[_manuel_]

A dolphin. They have sex for pleasure, so a dolphin could cheat on you.




Worst animal to eat

[cg124]

a skunk

worst animal to hump you

[_manuel_]

A dolphin. They'd drown you. The bastards.


Worst thread in community

[The Moose]

an elephant

worst animal to find buried in ya back yard

[cg124]

a whale


worst thing to find in your closet

[The Moose]

cg124

worst thing to photocopy

[_manuel_]

A dolphin. It would probably do something incredibly evil while you're trying to get it to sit on the glass.



Worst place to spend the rest of eternity

[cg124]

neverland ranch

worst person to interview

[The Moose]

Paul Holmes

worst person to run into on the streeet

[_manuel_]

The Moose.





Worst CSer to meet in real life. Rayzor doesn't count, though.

[The Moose]

probably someone liek Doofy Gilmore

worst thing to find on ya motherboard

[_manuel_]

A penguin.





Worst way to lose a million dollars

[cg124]

in a staring constest



worst way to win money

[_manuel_]

prostitution.




Worst injury you've had.

[The Moose]

cracked skull

you?

[_manuel_]

Severe cut on fingers from Ice Skates.





Worst thing you've ever done

[The Moose]

almost killed someone, who i won't name

worst thing to do in an irish bar

[twiggy]

Almost kill somone nameless

[twiggy]

sorry, worst thing to have attached to you?

[sphericthor]

Originally posted by twiggy
Almost kill somone nameless

What's that supposed to mean?

Worst thing to have attached - A ticking time bomb

Worst place to have a holiday?

[simmy]

Burntwood (my 'town')

worst thing to stick your hand in?

[King_Strider]

A knife

Worst day of the year?

[Switzer]

Gay Pride day


Worst country

[bLUnTmAn7]

the South (U.S.) ...jkjk

Worst game system

[simmy]

Atari...to todays standards, it still rocked back then....

worst harry potter book?

[spiderman_2k]

Order Of The Phoenix

Worst Lethal Weapon Film?

[the elmo zombie]

4

worst avatar

[Darth Barth]

an animated pile of dog doodee with steam rising out of it...

Worst number?

[the elmo zombie]

456

worst romance movie

[cg124]

any chick flick



worst death

[The Moose]

chopped into millimetre sections

worst way to find out you entire family is dead

[cg124]

after you won a million dollars


worst way to get busted by the cops

[The Moose]

by committing a crime inside the building ya don't know is the police station

worst way to listen to a song

[cg124]

when your getting your ear cut off(i stole that from reservoir dogs:D)


worst person to be your neighbor

[The Moose]

the local executioner

worst thing i find buried in ya garden

[Darth Barth]

A Hand

Worst state to live in?

[The Moose]

Zimbabwe.

worst continent

[Darth Barth]

antarctica (is that a continent?)

Worst form of transportaion?

[The Moose]

(yes, antarctica is a continent)

on a tree, using it's growth to get from one place to another

worst place to build a house

[Darth Barth]

Next to your in-laws

Worst time of the year?

[The Moose]

middle of march. when time really starts to go slowly

worst time of day

[Darth Barth]

3:00 PM...sleepy time

Worst day of the week?

[The Moose]

monday. the whole week to go, and ya weekend is gone

worst thing to find sitting in ya chair at the office?

[Darth Barth]

Your boss, going through your history folder on your computer.

Worst name for a pet?

[Queen Arwen]

Damn It

Worst deodorant?

[Brock Landers]

Poo



WORLD'S WORST SHAMPOO

[Queen Arwen]

Raw eggs

Worst German name?

[Brock Landers]

Adolf Hitler


WORST AMERICAN NAME

[Catshe]

sylvesta stallone

worst english name

[the elmo zombie]

catshe

worst superhero movie

[Inval1d]

daredevil


worst horror movie?

[the elmo zombie]

100 corpses

worst slasher flick

[spiderman_2k]

Too many to pick just one.

Worst Fruit?

[cg124]

star fruit



worst car

[spiderman_2k]

A broken one

Worst Game?

[cg124]

The ET game on atari(buried somewhere in new mexico;))

worst thing to hear from your teacher

[spiderman_2k]

Im your father....

Worst thing to hear from your Hamster?

[the elmo zombie]

im your father

worst thing to hear from parents

[cg124]

were joining a fetish group



worst thing to get for easter

[Inval1d]

a dead rabbit

worst thing to see in your house?

[cg124]

michael jackson



worst way to get money

[the elmo zombie]

invalad

worst sequal

[cg124]

son of mask or at least it will be


Worst name for a movie

[the elmo zombie]

invalad

worst day of year

[cg124]

april 1st



worst year

[the elmo zombie]

2003

worst person to kill you

[Switzer]

Parent


Worst internet company?

[Inval1d]

AOL

worst ad campaign

[Switzer]

That Fredrik Ljundberg Gap tighty whitey ad poster :(


Worst way to keep warm

[the elmo zombie]

inval1d

worst cs poster of all time

[Lord Summerisle]

Cookie Monster

Worst american car

[The Moose]

theones without wheels

worst type of speakers

[Switzer]

Ones made in Uganda


Worst thing ever invented

[Lton]

Chia Pet

Worst website ever visited

[Movie mogul]

Website on....glass...i dunno!

Worst thing to say to your girl friend's mom?

[Darth Barth]

I see where your daughter got her nice figure.......

Worst thing to have your girlfriends mom say to you?

[the elmo zombie]

take me not her!!!

worst poster

[The Moose]

a bright pink one

worst thing to happen to the pen you're writing with

[Necross]

explode and cause ink and pen shrapnel to hit your eye

worst thing to say to a star wars fanboy

[The Moose]

god star wars is pathetic

worst animal to try and tame

[the elmo zombie]

rayzor09

worst animal

[Necross]

the acid spitting, extremely gassy Zimzizeroo

worst stupid answer to a world's worst question

[The Moose]

sloth

worst tree to fall on ya car

[the elmo zombie]

rayzor09(hes dumb as one)

worst cs poster

[The Moose]

Jedi the Grey

worst thing that happened to ya today

[starsprite]

Computer working slow! (heh it's been a laid back day)


Worst topping to have on your pizza

[The Moose]

squid

worst item of clothing to lose

[bLUnTmAn7]

underwear

worst job

[Catshe]

sewer cleaner

worst place to be when lightning strikes?

[bLUnTmAn7]

on top of the Eifel Tower

Worst thing to name your kids

[Necross]

Butt and Hole

the worst thing to happen while you are buying grapes

[Drogobaggins]

To encounter a group of wacky protestors yelling at you to "free the grapes."

Worst thing to say if you meet Britney Spears

[kryptonian_boy]

"I liked your acting in Crossroads, but you're the worst singer I've ever heard. And you look kinda fat, too."

Worst food product in the world?

[Drogobaggins]

Spam.

Worst thing to say to your girlfriend's mother?

[Necross]

Live Kalimari

worst drink

[the elmo zombie]

i had my sex change yesterday

worst banned poster on cs

[Drogobaggins]

Pepsi

Worst catch phrase?

[the elmo zombie]

i am ya father

worst banned cs poster

[kryptonian_boy]

I'm not up on who's been banned, I don't know.

Worst automotive vehicle (any kind) in the world?

[Drogobaggins]

The original Edsel.

Worst flavor of ice cream?

[kryptonian_boy]

Jalapeno flavored.

Worst movie actor of the last 20 years (male or female)?

[the elmo zombie]

i dont know any actors

worst cs poster

[Drogobaggins]

Haven't been here long enough to make a judgement on that.

Worst television program?

[Necross]

American Idol

worst smilie?

[the elmo zombie]

oc girl

worst cs poster avatar

[Lord Summerisle]

evenstar sorry but it is

Worst Movie Studio

[The Moose]

MGM. wanting a ridiculous amount of money for the rights to The Hobbit

worst film you've seen this year

[Lord Summerisle]

In the theater or at Home?

[The Moose]

either

[Lord Summerisle]

At home I saw Troll, man that movie sux
In theater I saw Hidalgo, I hated that movie

Worst Tagline in a movie??

[The Moose]

can't think of any

worst title for a movie

[Lord Summerisle]

Dont be a menace to s.central LA while drinking your juice in the hood, WTF

Worst place to take your girlfriend to?

[The Moose]

the morgue

worst place to buy a game from

[Lord Summerisle]

Sears They never have sales or discounts of any kind

Best Place to buy games?

[bLUnTmAn7]

Well, it's suppossed to be worst, but Walmat

Worst car

[The Moose]

one without wheels (including a steering wheel)

worst music genre

[Inval1d]

polka

worst soda?

[Lord Summerisle]

Mount Dew

Worst Shampoo

[Inval1d]

dollar store :D

worst name for a child?

[The Moose]

dog

worst name for a pet

[Lord Summerisle]

Old Yeller

Worst computer Manufacture?

[The Moose]

all PCs. hehe

worst com you've ever had

[Catshe]

the one that was not mine

worst meal you have ever eaten

[EvilDeadNDN]

a high dollar german cuisine. GAG, looked like entrails.

worst place to sneeze?

[Catshe]

In a library

worst place to sleep

[starsprite]

On the bus...I hate being around strangers when I'm trying to sleep :p

Worst place to take a vacation?

[the elmo zombie]

hell

worst cs poster

[Necross]

don't know, not going to be cruel if your referring to people who post ;)

Worst worst CS Mod (double negative so this means who is the best!)

[the elmo zombie]

me

worst mod

[Lord Summerisle]

Dammit Elmo Ive been watching your post and you have been spamming all over the boards and no one noticed, you repeat what others post.

[glsspder]

Guess that makes Elmo the worst then :p


What is the worst car?

[Lord Summerisle]

The Toyota Echo

Worst president ever?

[bLUnTmAn7]

the current one

worst phone company?

[the elmo zombie]

dixie cups

worst lighting compeny

[bLUnTmAn7]

I don't believe that dixie cups is a phone company.

[Lord Summerisle]

STOP doing that ELMO, thats it Im notifing a mod.

[the elmo zombie]

you know the dixie cups with the string that they used in scary movie 2?

[bLUnTmAn7]

Also, he was doing that in the Best Avatars thread. You can include that too.

[glsspder]

Summerisle is your avy messed up ?

[cg124]

it dosn't surprise me what elmo's doing know that i think i mitght know the truth about him

[Lord Summerisle]

Damn theres no Mods right now :mad:

and yes my damn avy is messed up :( picturedot sucks big time :mad:

[the elmo zombie]

Originally posted by cg124
it dosn't surprise me what elmo's doing know that i think i mitght know the truth about him

i have a truth?

[Lord Summerisle]

Originally posted by cg124
it dosn't surprise me what elmo's doing know that i think i mitght know the truth about him


Tell us what???

[cg124]

Originally posted by the elmo zombie
i have a truth?
ok i probally shouldn't say it out here PM me ok

[Lord Summerisle]

Who should PM you, me or elmo?? :confused:

[cg124]

i'm talkin to elmo

[Lord Summerisle]

oh ok :(

[cg124]

lets get this started again

umm i guess i don't really know any lighting companys


worst day of the week

[Lord Summerisle]

Monday

Worst comic book movie?

[cg124]

batman and robin




worst hairstyle

[the elmo zombie]

mullet

worst book adaptation

[Lord Summerisle]

Thinner (Stephen King)

Worst magazine publication

[Drogobaggins]

Teen beat.

worst candy bar?

[Inval1d]

hershey's dark chocolate

worst fast food place?

[Words Fail]

Churches Chicken Man that chicken is horrible.

Worst Movie Poster ever??

[Inval1d]

I haven't seen a bad poster. maybe The Scooby Doo posters

Best Movie Poster?

[Brock Landers]

Santa with Muscles!


Worst way to bump a thread to ensure salvation?

[IdahoMR2man]

Whoever asked to have Kimy/Jarbacca's thread bumped.

Worst way to pick your nose?

[Brock Landers]

With an icepick


Worst place to park your car?

[KeyserSoze]

Blocking mine in.

Worst pick-up line that actually worked...

[IdahoMR2man]

"You're having sex with me tonight," spoken with a severe drunk accent.

Worst band?

[equipe]

Creed

Worst rapper?

(PS sorry for digging this up I'm bored :) )

[krushgroove19]

eminem

world's worst tv series?

[The Moose]

snoop dog (IMO anyway)

world's worst gaming console?

[SnoBorderZero]

Virtual Boy.

World's worst talk show host?

[The Moose]

Paul Holmes

world's worst talk show

[impulse]

The Magic Hour (starring Magic Johnson)

World's worst person to become a porn star?

[Crow T. Robot]

The John McEnroe Show

World's worst TV show period?

[Crow T. Robot]

John Bobbit

The world's worst person to become a TV star?

[The Moose]

Michael Jackson. well, he has been on tv.

world worst person to be US President

[equipe]

John Wayne

Worst person to play james bond?

[Crow T. Robot]

Richard Simmons

Worlds worst person to play the terminator?

[The Moose]

jesus.

worst US president

[Crow T. Robot]

Harding

Worst person to play a US president in a film or tv show?

[The Moose]

don't know. some of them are pretty damn terrible

worst candidate for the just gone US election?

[Crow T. Robot]

sorry, not gonna spark a political debate here. ;)

Worst candidate for a Best Actor Oscar?

[The Moose]

don't know enough to make a fair judgement

worst crime you've committed?

[Deexan]

Petty pilfering.

The world's worst man to sing at your wedding...

[Carnage Escobar]

My Dad. :D

worst hooker you've ever picked up? (if you've ever picked up a hooker, of course)

[KUsubaruchick]

Bea Arthur (jk, never picked up a hooker before)

worst pizza topping?

[Carnage Escobar]

Almond Joy candy.

worst pick-up line?

[Tara]

Did it hurt? when you fell from heaven.

Worst place to wake up after a night of heavy drinking?

[GGGG]

desert...close second is your own vomit in your soon to be mother-in-law's bedroom her being at present...

worst qulity in a child at age 3?

[CapricornDevil]

likes to play with knives

worst quality to have in a child at age 18?

[GGGG]

you have headlice.....
worst daydream?

[Carnage Escobar]

Dreaming of having sex with Rosie O Donnell.

Worst place to have sex?

[HeadHunter]

In front of your parents

Worst kind of place to live

[Carnage Escobar]

The Fire Pits of Hell.

Worst restaurant to eat at.

[HeadHunter]

Drusilers (its a crappy place in England)

Worst war?

[Carnage Escobar]

The Trojan War

Worst piece of clothing you've worn.

[Angelixx]

my school uniform....its hot but so hard to take care of

worst country you have ever been to?