The world's worst......

[WDTSF]

Cops

Worst Actress-turned-Singer or Singer-turned-Actress

[CapricornDevil]

Britney Spears.....GOD she can't act.


worst music craze?

[WDTSF]

stupid songs like Who Let the Dogs Out- my god, what a stupid song- and it really gets on your nerves when you hear people singing it all day long

Worst thing to hear from the person sitting next to you on a plane?

[The Moose]

hello. i am going to blow up this plane in 1 second. BOOOM

worst thing to do to ya aeroplane ticket

[Warren]

Eat it.

Worst thread on CS. Ever.

[CapricornDevil]

the one about Simpsons porn


worst movie ever made?

[The Moose]

the spam thread. i think it was called something like that

worst way to catch a fish

[CapricornDevil]

with your teeth


worst way to eat a fish

[the elmo zombie]

with your fishing pole


worst way to watch a movie in theators

[CapricornDevil]

watching it while two people in front of you make out through the whole thing. I mean, really...get a room!!!!


worst movie that could ever be made?

[WDTSF]

elmo, how the hell did you get unbanned? lol

[WDTSF]

Plan 9 from Outer Space: The Sequel, by Edward Wood III!

Worst thing to say to a blind date

[CapricornDevil]

So...I was told you had a great personality...yep, that just meant you are ugly.


Worst person to have as a blind date.

[The Moose]

geroge bush

worst president of the usa

[Darth Barth]

Lincoln...damn hypocrit...

Worst time to lose your car keys?

[CapricornDevil]

as you are running for your life

worst country to live in

(and why was lincoln a hypocrite?)

[poeman]

Canada

Lincoln was on the atkins diet

worst place to laugh?

[CapricornDevil]

when you see a bride coming down the isle in a white dress.


worst place to have a wedding

[The Moose]

in a tornado

worst place to write a story

[Undome-Elenamin]

in a rainy hut

worst place to flip through a dirty magazine

[The Moose]

when you're on candid camera

worst thing to put in someone else's hair

[simmy]

a wet finger (when people lick them and stick them in..urrghh)

[simmy]

worst thing to happen when trying on a pair of shoes in a shoe shop... :s

[The Moose]

your foot flls off, and stays in the shoe

worst thing to happen to ya comp

[EvilDeadNDN]

your vast collection of porn comes alive and murders it.

worst thing to put your face in

[The Moose]

a rotten, half decomposed rat corpse

worst thing to find on ya show

[Switzer]

Rioters


Worst brand of cars

[The Moose]

cheap matchbox imitaions

worst type of computer

[rayzor09]

Apple

Worst CS! poster

[The Moose]

Doofy Gilmore

worst note to find on ya kitchen bench

[rayzor09]

last night was great but...

worst place to have diarhea

[The Moose]

in ya car

worst place to find a fish

[rayzor09]

in ya car

worst place to shoot your rabis-infected dog

[Warren]

In front of children, who loved that dog so much. SO F**KING MUCH. (I've had some experience with this.)

Worst way to die.

[The Moose]

on top of your 6 course roast dinner

worst time to find out you've gotta leave the country

[Warren]

As soon as you arrive.

Worst person to be stuck on a desert island with.

[rayzor09]

my bad

[The Moose]

a cadaver

worst place to plant a tree

[the elmo zombie]

bend over and ill show you.

worst place to die

[Switzer]

Your award ceremony


Worst place to bend over

[the elmo zombie]

prisen

worst person on the boards besides me

[Warren]

Prison shower.

Worst thing to tell somebody who has a gun to your head.

[the elmo zombie]

dude i was first

[Switzer]

One of you, just bend over and take it like the 11 year old girl you are :p


Worst language to learn

[Warren]

I know, you beat me to it.

EDIT- Dammit, I hate it when that happens.

[the elmo zombie]

Originally posted by the elmo zombie
prisen

worst person on the boards besides me

heres the one to reply to

[Warren]

Mr.Blonde

Worst thing to yell out during a funeral.

[Brock Landers]

"Man, I hated that guy"


WORST THING TO SAY AT A PLANE CRASH SITE

[the elmo zombie]

i did it

best person on the boards

[the elmo zombie]

besides yourself

[The Moose]

Rogue

worst cartoon series

[Undome-Elenamin]

ren and stimpy (ACK!)

best line in a movie

[The Moose]

I can't carry it for you, but i can carry you

(and this thread is supposed to be about the WORST, not the best)

worst place to land a plane

[Undome-Elenamin]

in quicksand

worst place to yell 'Duck!'

[rayzor09]

at a pond

worst place to start a fire

[Undome-Elenamin]

Congress Building

worst song you've ever heard

[rayzor09]

Cowboy by Kid Rock

worst artist

[the elmo zombie]

van gogh

worst line in a movie

[Diablo]

"Do you know what happens to a toad when its struck by lightning, the same thing that happens to everything else" (or something like that

Worlds worst Priest

[JBond]

My cat

World's worst ice cream flavor

[The Moose]

rotten vomit

worst type of cutting device

[Diablo]

nails?

The worlds worst person to be stranded on a island with

[The Moose]

Doofy Gilmore

worst place to get a job

[JackBauer]

the white house

worst thing to happen while driving

[rayzor09]

premature ejaculation

worst place to be wed

[spiderman_2k]

Your parents basement

Worst place to die?

[rayzor09]

Your parents basement

Worst place to give birth

[Inval1d]

In line at Taco Bell

Worst Place To Be Caught Making Out

[spiderman_2k]

Church...

Worst place to have a boat fall on you?

[Inval1d]

while asking the Pope not to let boats drop on you no more.

Worst place to see George Bush

[Switzer]

Bachelor party


Worst person to have idolize you

[simmy]

George bush ... again...hmm a trend is appearing ;)

worst thing to wake up next to...

[Warren]

Your grandfather.

Worst award that you could receive.

[JackBauer]

award for the ugliest face in universe

worst CS user?

[Switzer]

I don't have the right to judge...


Worst person to have as your bestman/ maid of honor

[rayzor09]

switzer (haha!!!)

worst presidential canidate

[Switzer]

Originally posted by rayzor09
i don't have the right judge

worst presidential canidate
Your reply is bull****, rayzor :mad: I was gonna put your name in there :mad:

Nader


Worst NCAA basketball team

[rayzor09]

Stanford

Worst WNBA team

[poeman]

who cares !!

worst time to fart?

[JackBauer]

LOL

while starting a fire

worst place to have on the titanic?

[rayzor09]

last

worst place to have your crack showing

[Darth Barth]

Gay Bar..

Worst way to travel..

[The Moose]

inside an elephant's rectum

worst place to find $100

[Catshe]

In a pile of elephant dung

worst place to get married

[spiderman_2k]

Online

Worst place to fart?

[Catshe]

ina bowl of boiling soup

worst place to pee

[simmy]

just to the side of tolileet.... :s

worst thing to find on the backseat of your car...

[Catshe]

A used condom that's not your's

worst thing to put ypur hand in

[simmy]

used condom that isnt yours...

worst thing to find in your mates room..

[Catshe]

There sexual aids

worst thing to find belongong your mam

[simmy]

her sexual aids.... hey, ive no imagination :p

worst place to be nakey

[Catshe]

At a lecture

worst place to find belonging to your dad

[dr_evil]

Neverland Ranch

Worst place to get a rash?

[simmy]

hmm...interesting... face

worst place to get an itch in public

[Catshe]

boob

worst place to sneeze

[simmy]

during a 3minute silence...

worst thing to happen to white clothes..

[Catshe]

turn pink

worst place to go for a walk

[simmy]

in a dark dark alley late late at night

worst person to see in a dark dark alley late late at night...

[Catshe]

HH

worst place to meet an enemy

[simmy]

in a gladiatorial arena..in rome...at roman times....without any protection or armour or weapons........

worst school subject?!

[Catshe]

maths

worst thing to have a ride on

[simmy]

a sharp peice of glass....with wheels

worst 'one hit wonder'.

[JBond]

The Macarena

World's worst way to get fired?

[simmy]

by being told its you last shift 15minutes before the end becuase the hop owner is too 'poor'. DAMN THAT GIT!! i needed the money!!

worst chat up line?

[Catshe]

Do I knew you from somwhere

worst person to get hit on by

[EvilDeadNDN]

a drunk, deaf, blind, mute person.

worst person to hit on

[simmy]

EvilDeadNDN :p

[EvilDeadNDN]

why do ya say that?!

[simmy]

worst avatar?

[JBond]

Your conselour for Sex Addicts Anonymous

World's worst place to wake up with a hangover?

[simmy]

graveyard...

worst thing to do when drunk

[EvilDeadNDN]

hit on simmy.

worst peron to goto for advice?

[simmy]

EvilDead


worst person to take advice from..`

[EvilDeadNDN]

hahah I love how youre raggin' on me today, little lady.

[simmy]

little..ha, 'll show you little..actually i am, im only 5f4"....hmm..carry on with the game :p

[EvilDeadNDN]

dang you is little...

I think the worst person to take advice from is Martha Stewart.

Worst thing to do at a playground?

[simmy]

take sweeties from strangers...

worst ride at the playground

[JBond]

Find a date

World's worst pick-up line?

[EvilDeadNDN]

"so you wanna go back to my joint for a pizza and sex?" *SLAP* "What? you dont like pizza?!"

worst pick up line to say at a funeral?

[simmy]

we had that 10mintues ago jbond...but anyways....

I lost my phone number...ca i have yours to replace it?

worst colour underwear

[JBond]

Originally posted by simmy
we had that 10mintues ago jbond...but anyways....

I lost my phone number...ca i have yours to replace it?

worst colour underwear

(Sorry I missed that.)

Clear

World's worst animal to be used for food?

[EvilDeadNDN]

rat burgers.

whats the worst thing to say to the president?

[JBond]

There's a train leaving St. Louis going east and...

World's worst honeymoon location?

[EvilDeadNDN]

your parents basement.

worlds worst name for a car

[JBond]

The Nissan Wontblowup

World's worst name for your child?

[EvilDeadNDN]

Hubert Peeshispants Johnson

worst name for your dog?

[JBond]

The Dog formaly known as Prince

The world's worst role as an extra in a movie?

[Switzer]

Jesus' stunt double


Worst place to be a janitor for

[JBond]

The set of The Passion of the Christ

World's worst way to stay warm?

[Switzer]

Sitting on a puddle of urine


Worst PS2 game

[JackBauer]

this stupid britney spears dance game!

worst actress?

[Switzer]

Uh....J Lo :o


Worst J Lo movie

[JackBauer]

they all suck!

worst part of JLo's body?

[spiderman_2k]

Her Face....

Worst Game you own?

[Switzer]

Monaco Grand Prix


Worst thing to rub on your skin

[bLUnTmAn7]

Hot glue

Worst animal

[Switzer]

Rats :mad:


Worst spiderman villain

[the elmo zombie]

jason

worst person on boards besides me

[Switzer]

Corporal Hicks :D


Worst thing to break over your bosses head

[The Moose]

your bosses desk

worst thing to drop on ya wife's foot

[PsYkOoOoO]

Your girlfriend's photo.

Worst thing to land your feet on.

[CapricornDevil]

a jellyfish

worst thing to find in your son's room?

[bLUnTmAn7]

Well, I don't have a son, but I would say lube.

Worst type of old person.

[CapricornDevil]

One that does 25mph down the interstate


worst thing to hear at your graduation?

[rayzor09]

and now for the ones who aren't getting their diplomas...

worst terrorist attack

[CapricornDevil]

one aimed at me personally


worst thing to find in your car?

[bLUnTmAn7]

Mom's panties.

Worst sign to but on a person's back.

[CapricornDevil]

a bomb

worst thing to eat for dinner

[rayzor09]

mom's panties

worst thread EVER

[CapricornDevil]

anything started by elmo zombie


worst person to have as a cellmate in prison?

[Switzer]

that simmons guy who does those exercise videos


Worst late nite show

[bLUnTmAn7]

Becker

Worst pizza topping

[CapricornDevil]

anchioves and pineapple


worst decade for fashion

[Switzer]

50's



Worst hairstyle

[rayzor09]

a conk

worst model nowadays

[Switzer]

Ana Nicole Smith modelling big women's clothes


Worst place to get robbed

[CapricornDevil]

In your bathtub

worst place to get stuck without money

[Switzer]

after you ordered like a $200 meal


Worst thing to mix cereal with

[CapricornDevil]

blood

worst cereal?

[Switzer]

LIFE


Worstthing to have your bare foot step on

[CapricornDevil]

a rusty nail


worst thing to find hidden in your bed?

[Undome-Elenamin]

a condom that's not yours

worst thing to get as a present

[CapricornDevil]

a bra if you are male and a jockstrap if you are female


worst way to die?

[the elmo zombie]

think hellraiser

worst worst way to die(double negitive)

[Diablo]

buried alive

worst way to ask a girl/boy out.

[the elmo zombie]

dont take a shower


worst way to dumb somone

[The Moose]

remove all their vocal chords

woist was to give someone a rose

[the elmo zombie]

if your the one ti give it to them

worst way to kill someone

[the elmo zombie]

to*

[Diablo]

eating them alive

worst way to escape a burgulary

[The Moose]

by making them look at themself in the mirror

worst way to receive a present

[Darth Barth]

completely crushed in the mail (happened once, what used to be a beautiful china figurine)

Worst person to fall in love with

[PsYkOoOoO]

The librarian in school.

Worst person to mess around with.

[The Moose]

the headmaster at school

worst place to find a cadaver

[JBond]

In your freezer

World's worst place to find a cat?

[The Moose]

in your computer

worst place to buy a giraffe

[Aaargh!]

Greenland

Worst place to wear a turban?

[PsYkOoOoO]

George Bush's office.

Worst place to not wear a turban?

[Switzer]

Bin Laden's dynamite filled birthday


Worst day to forget giving a present on

[the elmo zombie]

any 1 of them


worst think to do on a 1st date

[Switzer]

Bring your parents along


Worst thing to egg

[Diablo]

your own house on accident

worst thing to happen at an amusement park..

[rayzor09]

death by coaster

worst thing to happen at wedding (besides being stood up)

[Switzer]

Throw up on your bride
:confused:


Worst tatoo to have

[Darth Barth]

your ex's name in 3 inch black letters

Worst place to fall?

[Kerry from Cali]

down a flight of stairs in front of a large crowd, or a group of *really* cute guys...






worst place to get caught making out.

[the elmo zombie]

gays annonamaus

worst thing to say on a first date?

[Kerry from Cali]

i need help paying my rent, can you loan me $500.00. *snicker*






worst place to pick up somebody. (can't say family reunion!!:p )

[the elmo zombie]

side of the road at midnight

worst place to go on a date

[Darth Barth]

Ice Capades

Worst time to break off a relationship?

[Kerry from Cali]

right before their birthday or a big "couple" holiday.




worst thing to say at a P.T.A meeting

[The Moose]

hello. (and then stand there in a terribly awkward silence)

worst thing to say to ya chem teacher?

[Kerry from Cali]

ummm.. is mixing ammonia and gasoline a bad thing?


worst thing to say to someone, when you're breaking up with them?

[The Moose]

hah, i just had lunch!

worst thing to do to an experiment rat

[Andrey83]

experiment on it

Worst thing to do on the CS forums ;)

[Kerry from Cali]

impersonate a well respected member of the group...:mad:





worst thing you could tell your minister/priest?

[King_Strider]

Jesus was gay


Worst person to cheat on your girlfriend/boyfriend with?

[PsYkOoOoO]

Her mother/father.

Worst pickup line?

[King_Strider]

"Is that a mirror in your pants? Cos I can definitely see myself in them!"

Worst actor ever?

[the elmo zombie]

ben afleck

worst way to get banned from messege boards

[HeadHunter]

Quietly....i would want to go with people talkng about me

Worst thing to get angry about?

[Catshe]

peiople nacking up tpam thread

worst thing to laugh at

[HeadHunter]

someone getting hurt

wrost hair colour

[Catshe]

Mousey

worst nail colour

[Movie mogul]

Brown

Worst person in history

[simmy]

Bill Gates

worst country

[Andrey83]

That will only insult someone

Worst thing to stand on

[EvilDeadNDN]

a single rusty nail.

worst eye color

[Andrey83]

none, like having them all white...uhhh, creepy

Worst movie

[PsYkOoOoO]

Too many.

Worst hairdo?

[simmy]

anything..from the 80's *shiver*

worst thing to forget to do in the morning

[glsspder]

wake up :p

Worst time to realize your boss sucks?

[Catshe]

When you got alcohol in side you

worst person to wake up next to.

[Inval1d]

Michael Jackson

worst name for a fast food place

[CapricornDevil]

"McHeart Attacks"

worst existing fast food place?

[Switzer]

Ummm.....most fast foods places are good,....uh.....McDonalds :(


Worst pizza topping

[CapricornDevil]

Pineapple (ick!!!)

Worst way to die?

[Darth Barth]

nm..not fast enough

[Switzer]

Pretending to be Jesus


Worst basic cable channel

[Darth Barth]

Burned at the stake

Worst last meal

[CapricornDevil]

umm...I have satellite, so I don't know what is on cable


Worst person to invite to a dinner party

[Switzer]

The fuggin in-laws


Worst Fox reality show

[the elmo zombie]

too many to chose from

worst zombie film

[spiderman_2k]

The House Of The Dead

Worst Zombie Film in your opinion?

[the elmo zombie]

i hated zombie

worst worst zombie film(double negitive so it means best)

[spiderman_2k]

Dawn Of The Dead 1978...Not 1979...:p

Worst slasher film?

[the elmo zombie]

jason takes manhatten

worst worst slasher film(x2 negitive)

[spiderman_2k]

Halloween.

Worst Ghost Film?

[the elmo zombie]

new 13 ghosts

worst thriller

[spiderman_2k]

Far too many to pick one....

Worst comedy

[King_Strider]

Just Married

Worst simpsons episode

[The Moose]

many many IMO. can't think of them though. i tend ot forget really bad things

worst song in ya playlist

[PsYkOoOoO]

I have good songs,and good songs only.

Worst human to be stuck in a lift with?

[Necross]

someone who hates LOTR

worst person to have at your birthday party....

[The Moose]

your senile chemistry teacher

worst person to find under a desk?

[Darth Barth]

Lorena Bobbit (sp?)

Worst person to be stuck next to on an 8 hour flight?

[The Moose]

Doofy Gilmore

worst aeroplane to fly in

[Darth Barth]

the broken kind!

Worst movie you ever saw?

[The Moose]

fairytale: a true story

worst place to buy a DVD

[PsYkOoOoO]

What a weird question.

Oh,this store in town.They have the most expensive ones.

Worst way to be caught surfing porn?

[The Moose]

on the comp hooked up the a massive projector at a public keynote speech

worst place to be caught jaywalking

[Inval1d]

across from a anti-jaywalking mob.

Worst flavor of slushie

[_manuel_]

Cherry.
Blegh.





Worst CD to be left with for all of eternity?

[XscreamXshoutX]

Cher


Worlds worst smell

[PsYkOoOoO]

This friend of mine from school.He's got the worst body odur.Ever.

Worst way to end a conversation?

[Inval1d]

to get interrupted by another person

worst place to eat.

[Switzer]

the alley behind the rat store


Worst disease to suffer from

[Inval1d]

giant mole syndrome

worst CS poster

[the elmo zombie]

mentiroso!!!!!!

worst administarter or mod.

[Switzer]

Corporal Hicks :p


Worst weapon to use on a cop?