The world's worst......

[Catshe]

sick

worst place to have sex

[HeadHunter]

Pool Table of a Biker's Bar

Wrost place to wipe a bogee?

[Catshe]

on you tee hee


worst place to get lost

[HeadHunter]

a meat processing factory

wrost way to be stalked

[Catshe]

on foot

worst cereal to eat

[HeadHunter]

one that a cat peeed in..

Worst ever car driver

[Catshe]

me

worst place to get stuck

[HeadHunter]

in Tar :p

Worst ting to eat?

[Catshe]

poo

worst place to stay

[HeadHunter]

a flea riden Motel

Worst Nationality :p

[Catshe]

*&^%£$£"£$%%

worst religon

[HeadHunter]

blah blah blah blah blah

Wrost language

[Catshe]

gordie

worst smell

[Movie mogul]

stink bombs...

Worst body part to get infected?

[Andrey83]

erm...downstairs

Worst movie to watch while "popping the question"

[stonefaced_1]

my old dorm room

the worst place to try to study

[Andrey83]

in the shower

worst place to fall from

[Catshe]

a height

worst place to lose your mind

[sonjablue]

in CS

worst place to find your mind

[Switzer]

CS

Worst place to fart

[CapricornDevil]

in an enclosed car with your date



Worst place to go on a honeymoon

[Switzer]

Bangledesh


Worst state to live in

[CapricornDevil]

Indiana (Oh, wait, I already live there)


Worst celebrity to elect as President?

[Tornado]

EDIT: Damn this thread moves to fast . . .

[Switzer]

Mary carey :( ughh....


Worst person to have as a standup comedian in your party

[CapricornDevil]

Carrot Top


Worst actor?

[Switzer]

Mel Gibson


Worst game show host

[CapricornDevil]

Louie Anderson



Worst game show that could be invented?

[Switzer]

marry the skanky celeb game


Worst gentlemen's magazine

[CapricornDevil]

I am going to have to vote for Hustler (but, then again, I don't have much experience with your traditional gentlemen's magazines)


Worst headline that you could read in tomorrow's paper?

[Switzer]

Scientists have Cloned Hitler


Worst thing to have in your face when u wake up

[CapricornDevil]

Barbara Walters



Worst thing to find in your bed?

[Switzer]

A used condom


Worst person to perform in a superbowl half time show

[the elmo zombie]

your mom


worst villan

[Switzer]

Bob Barker


Worst thing to hit Arnold Schwarzeneger with

[CapricornDevil]

a textbook. After all, I don't think he knows what those are.


Worst thing to say to a professional wrestler?

[Brock Landers]

"Your mama"


WORST THING FOR YOUR DENTIST TO SAY

[CapricornDevil]

"oops"

Worst thing to hear at a doctor's office.

[Brock Landers]

"What do you mean....have a Degree?"


WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO YOUR CAR

[the elmo zombie]

your mama

worst sn on the boards. example(elmo zombie)

[CapricornDevil]

elmo zombie (the mama stuff has got to stop)


worst place to go on vacation?

[Brock Landers]

Haiti....at the moment



WORST PLACE TO LOSE YOUR LUGGAGE AT

[the elmo zombie]

your mama's house


worst sn on boards example(elmo zombie)

[CapricornDevil]

a nudist colony



worst product on the market?

[Brock Landers]

Elmo Zombie's mother



WORST PLAY

[the elmo zombie]

osama your mama

worst person

[CapricornDevil]

Originally posted by Brock Landers
Elmo Zombie's mother



WORST PLAY


Plaza Suite by Neil Simon



Worst movie ever made?

[Brock Landers]

Manos, hands of fate



WORST MOVIE TO MISS OUT ON

[CapricornDevil]

Sliding Doors (IMO that is)



Worst book you have ever read?

[the elmo zombie]

STAR WARS

WORST MUSICAL

[Brock Landers]

Originally posted by CapricornDevil
Worst book you have ever read?

Hmmmm, it has to be "Jane Eyre"....damn, that bored the hell out of me


WORST BOOK TO READ ON A RAINY DAY

[CapricornDevil]

The phone book


Worst thing someone could do to you?

[Brock Landers]

Originally posted by CapricornDevil
Worst thing someone could do to you?

Be narrow-minded towards you, not respecting who you are as a Person


WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO YOU

[the elmo zombie]

show girls

[eclipsedman]

Worst thing to say while watching the Passion of the Christ

[EvilDeadNDN]

oh jesus christ this same ole sob sob tale?

worst thing to say during a wedding

[The Moose]

why the hell do ya wanna marry that fat b****?

worst thing to do when on the phone

[Switzer]

Do number 2


Worst thread to create if you don't want it closed

[Catshe]

Which mod do you hate

Worst place to read the bible

[Aaargh!]

A room without light.

Worst possible use for a keyboard?

[Catshe]

Hit someone over the head

worst place to run

[Tornado]

Into a car . . .


Worst place to be alone at . . .

[Catshe]

AA meting

worst place to take a leak

[EvilDeadNDN]

on the alamo

worst place to fall down

[Catshe]

In front of a crowd

worst place to eat an ice lolly

[HeadHunter]

on a snowy mountain at -20

Worst place to loose a belt

[Catshe]

In a belt shop

worst place to lose your vaginity

[HeadHunter]

in a skip (Actually i would take anywhere :p)

Worst place to find money

[Catshe]

In someone elses bank account

worst place to go with parents

[HeadHunter]

to the toilette

Worst place to find yourself

[Tyler]

six feet under...

worst fruit

[HeadHunter]

Kiwi Fruit

Worstspace fareing nation

[Catshe]

clingons

worst place to live ever

[HeadHunter]

Chesterfield

Wrost part of a pitball

[Catshe]

if you mean pitbull mouth

worst place to go to uni

[HeadHunter]

Leeds Metropolitan :p

Wrost car to drive

[Catshe]

metro

worst person to be

[HeadHunter]

Bush

Worst place to have a hardon :p

[Switzer]

Hardonville


Worst place in the world to have a family

[CapricornDevil]

Mobile, Alabama. ;)


Worst major to have in college?

[Knerys]

TheaterArts: directing . :p


worst professor to have in college.

[CapricornDevil]

One who wrote the textbook you are using.


Worst thing to say to a professor

[Knerys]

I just downloaded this paper...I hope that's ok with you.....


worst topic to write a paper on.

[CapricornDevil]

The courtship habits of the American Redneck.


Worst thing a professor could say to you.

[Switzer]

Johnny, plz get your finger out of my arse


Worst place to take your 83 yr old grampa

[CapricornDevil]

A stripclub...it would give him a heart attack



Worst place to be taken by your 83 year old grandfather

[Sock-Man]

A strip club run and staffed entirely by pensioners

Worst place to stand in dog doo

[CapricornDevil]

in your bedroom.....if there is dog doo in your bedroom, there is problems



Worst place (on your body) to get a tattoo.

[Sock-Man]

Your eyeball, because you'd like, go blind...

Worst part of body to be mauled by a cat

[CapricornDevil]

Your genitals.....OWWWW!!!!


Worst thing you could name your child?

[Sock-Man]

Ermm... anything along the lines of Buttface or Poopants...

Worst possible thing to say to your mother

[CapricornDevil]

Listen here Bi**h!!!!


Worst thing to say to your priest/minister/etc.?

[Switzer]

theres no god


Worst place to find doggy doo

[CapricornDevil]

In your salad


Worst place to find a dog?

[The Moose]

in 2 rubbish bins, 2 yards apart

worst thing to dop with a washing line

[Sock-Man]

Erm... not sure... possibly something involving your genitals...

Worst time to find yourself naked

[The Moose]

when you're being paid to walk around with clothes on

worst time to buy a tennis ball

[Sock-Man]

On Earth-Against-Tennis day

Worst person to be locked in a cage with for a year

[The Moose]

Hannibal Lecter

worst thing to find in ya socks

[CapricornDevil]

someone else's genitals (taking sock_man's idea about the washing line)


Worst person to piss off?

[Sock-Man]

God

Worst thing you can have as a pet

[spiderman_2k]

An angry Lion

Worst time of the day

[Sock-Man]

Late morning

Worst substance to accidentally use as toothpaste

[spiderman_2k]

Poo....

Worst time of the year?

[The Moose]

glue

worst thing to have to do when ya get to work

[Sock-Man]

Actually do work

Worst day of the week

[CapricornDevil]

Monday


Worst place to be caught without any money

[The Moose]

at the front of a queue for tickets, when you waited in the queue for more that 6 hours

worts place to lose ya shoes

[spiderman_2k]

A hot beach

Worst place to be naked

[Sock-Man]

An expensive restaraunt run by giant-monkey-men after just buying 3-course meals for a party of 30 people

Worst thing to see first thing in the morning

[The Moose]

that you're not in your own house

worst thing to do when on the internet

[spiderman_2k]

Download a sodding virus

Worst TV Show?

[The Moose]

smallville or coronation street

worst item of clothing to buy

[spiderman_2k]

Tank Top

Worst Book you have read?

[The Moose]

i've neve read all of a book that ifound really bad. i can't really say anythign. i read good books

worst movie you've ever seen

[spiderman_2k]

Hulk....Terrible....Just Terrible

Worst meal you have ever had?

[CapricornDevil]

Escargot


Worst thing to have happen on your birthday?

[The Moose]

having to get up at 4am

worst thing to do to a friend

[spiderman_2k]

Steal his girlfriend.

Worst thing to do to a teacher?

[The Moose]

humiliate them infront of the whole school

worst thing to do at school

[Buy Bull]

not study for a huge exam that counts for about 50% or more of your grade.

Worst food to eat

[Darth Barth]

Tripe! *gag*

Worst place to be stranded?

[The Moose]

on a desert island

worst person to be stranded with

[Aaargh!]

Michael Jackson

Worst CD to listen to on a desert island?

[Catshe]

michael jackson greatest hits

worst thing to have with you on a desert island

[tedward]

A dinghy and no paddle.

Worst thing to say to your girlfriends mother?

[Catshe]

I like sex do you

worst thing to happen at cinema

[Buy Bull]

Forgetting to buy a soda when you eat popcorn!!!

Worst thing to do while playing baseball

[The Moose]

throw the ball so it hits the umpire in the head, and knocks him out

worst thing to do when in a coffin

[Aaargh!]

Sing Another One Bites the Dust.

Worst thing to say when making love?

[Catshe]

do you mind if i intrduce you to.........

Worst place to visit with parents

[Sock-Man]

Absolutely anywhere at all

Worst way to die

[tedward]

Originally posted by The Moose
throw the ball so it hits the umpire in the head, and knocks him out



I did that - well rather I pulled the ball and sent the ball straight in to the umires big gut - doubling him over and preventing him from taking any further part in then game. It was a good shot and it was Cricket not baseball. And i was batting not bowling (obviously.)


Worst way to die - listening to the spicegirls.

Worst risk of injury in an office?

[Sock-Man]

Spinning round in your spinny chair you spin so fast you fly off, and fall head first onto a photocopier. The copier closes on your head. You struggle to get it off, it flies off unexpectedly, you stumple backwards into the biggest and wobbliest filing cabinet in the office which falls forwards and breaks your back

Worst thing to see as soon as you open your front door

[Andrey83]

that ugly woman in "the ring"

worst thing to cry over

[Catshe]

a guy

worst place to eat fish and chips

[Necross]

a tiger cage

worst thing to say during birth

[Catshe]

it's not my baby

worst place to eat fish and chips

[Necross]

again an tiger cage lol

worst thing to say during a massage.

[Catshe]

Fart

worst place to have a massage

[Necross]

in prison

worst thing to do during a funeral

[Sock-Man]

laugh

worst place to throw up

[Catshe]

over a nun

worst place to go to the toilet

[Necross]

during surgery while your the doctor

worst thing to sit on

[Sock-Man]

something long, vertical and pointy (unless you like that sort of thing)

worst thing to tell a kid before he goes to have a tooth out

[Catshe]

it hurts like mad

worst thing to tell a GP

[Buy Bull]

GP as in General Practioner (sp?)?? That they are fired LOL

Worst thing to tell your spouse/sigificant other/boyfriend/girlfriend

[The Moose]

that you are in fact a whale

world's worst country?

[Aaargh!]

USA

World's most annoying minority?

[Switzer]

Hindus


Worst person to fall in love with

[sonjablue]

Someone who does not love you back

Worst place to answer your cell phone

[Switzer]

During a meeting


Worst brand of computer to buy

[Catshe]

mine

worst person to talk on a phone

[HeadHunter]

Horney Unkle

Worst Fruit?

[Catshe]

peach

worst person to knock on your door

[HeadHunter]

Linnol Richie

Worst type of animal to knock on your door

[Catshe]

Robbie williams

worst thing to have in the sea

[HeadHunter]

Oil

Wrost tpam person?

[Catshe]

you:p

worst thread

[HeadHunter]

anything by you :p

Worst way to make an enemy

[Catshe]

by being sarcastic

worst way to make a friend

[HeadHunter]

by likeing me :D

Worst type of sarcasm

[Catshe]

witt

worst person to have as a friend

[HeadHunter]

a bad freind

Worst type of person to go out with?>

[Catshe]

A troll

worst colour lipstick

[HeadHunter]

Yellow

Worst software

[Catshe]

i dont know

worst underwear garment

[tedward]

Anything that can be confused with a parachute.

Worst thing to be doing with yourself all day.

[HeadHunter]

Playing with

Worst type of hat

[Catshe]

any

worst clour socks

[HeadHunter]

yellow

Worst type of hole

[Catshe]

the one you fall down

worst colour

[HeadHunter]

Yellow

Worst type of Hair Style

[Catshe]

mine

worst colour car

[HeadHunter]

Yellow (:p)

Worst type of Bus Fair

[Catshe]

whats that

worst fruit

[HeadHunter]

Pink Grapefruit

Worst Fair Ground Ride

[tedward]

Worst reply to a post in this thread -

wait dont answer that I'll tell you, its 'any' - dont be so lazy god-damit, surely you can think of something otherwise dont reply you spam hore. Grrrr arrrgh. Oh dear, nurse, wheres my medication. Grrr.

[Catshe]

The reveloution

worst english seaside resort

[HeadHunter]

are you talking about us??

[Catshe]

erm yeah

[Switzer]

Worst custom title a CSer has

[Catshe]

The CWS Relief Pitcha

worst game show

[Switzer]

*reads catshe's remark* :(
No cat nip for you today!

Pyramid


Worst soap opera?

[Catshe]

emmerdale

worst drama

[Queen Arwen]

Wonderfalls

World's worst body odor?

[Catshe]

BO

worst place to be trapped

[CapricornDevil]

In the middle east, with no passport


worst thing a parent could give you as a gift on your birthday?

[TyRoss]

Tyco's "My First Handgun"

Worst person to have physically attracted to you.

[Knerys]

Michael Jackson

worst makeup Idea.

[CapricornDevil]

Tammy Faye Baker



worst place to have a wedding?

[TyRoss]

Inside the lion cages.

Worst thing that can happen to a Hippo.

[the elmo zombie]

you

worst way to die?

[Darth Barth]

Burned Alive

Worlds worst smell?

[cg124]

neverland ranch

Worst place to have a baby

[the elmo zombie]

neverland rance while watching show girls

[the elmo zombie]

worst bone to brake

[cg124]

your butt bone

worst guy to talk to alone

[Darth Barth]

Micheal Jackson

Worlds worst place to get stuck with diarhea

[cg124]

durning your wedding

worst kid to babysit

[the elmo zombie]

damien

worst place to be seen at?

[cg124]

in jail with michael jackson

worst animal to eat

[Darth Barth]

Dogs

Worst place to run out of gas in a car?

[CapricornDevil]

The Sahara


Worst animal to have as a pet

[cg124]

a whale

worst food to eat

[CapricornDevil]

escargot


worst country to live in?

[Darth Barth]

spider *shudder*

worst celebrity to have lunch with?

Im Too slow!

[cg124]

the guys from jackass

worst celeerbrity to write a book

[The Moose]

every celebrity book

worst time to buy a power company

[HeadHunter]

when your mate already Bought the Water works and to make the set have to pay him loads (Monopoly)

Worst time to turn vegetarian

[Catshe]

when you got a burger in your hand

worst time to pee someone off

[Sock-Man]

When you're unarmed, semi-drunk and have nowhere to run

worst thing you've ever worn

[Switzer]

This gay old sweater I used to wear


Worst forum in CS!

[spiderman_2k]

LOTR....;)

Worst DVD you own?

[Switzer]

Hmm....Pokemon 2000 :(


Worst thing about eating at a buffet

[cg124]

the food being sneezed on by other people


worst Board

[Fanshendo]

MoviemainFrame.net :)


Worst sport

[Buy Bull]

GOLF

Worst one on American Idol tonight?? (If you watch)

OR

Worst singer? (If you don't watch)

[The Moose]

Macy Gray

worst album:

[Darth Barth]

Oklahoma..The musical

Worst comic book hero?

[Catshe]

Is there one?

[HeadHunter]

Afro Man solving crime with his HAIR

Worst time to loose your Vaginity?

[Catshe]

now

worse place to lose it

[HeadHunter]

on a video tape that your parents a watching

Worst person to loose it too

[Catshe]

a rapist

worst thing to find out after you loose it

[Switzer]

Your got the person pregnant


Worst person to have catch you letting loose

[Catshe]

thre mom

worse person to tell you lost it

[Switzer]

A really old priest/nun


Worst thing to tell a 4 yr old kid

[Catshe]

you have killed Barney

worst thing to tell HH

[Switzer]

"You look like your avatar"


Worst thing to tell a mod

[Catshe]

Piss off

worst thing to say to you

[Switzer]

Don't know


Worst thing to create a thread about

[Catshe]

me
worst thing to say to me

[Switzer]

Nude beaches have a lot of secret cameras :o


Worst way of transportation

[spiderman_2k]

Dog....

Worst drink?

[Switzer]

Shampoo


Worst brand of shoes

[bLUnTmAn7]

Sandals with socks - not really a brand but still stupid

Worst smell

[CapricornDevil]

sour milk

worst fashion trend?

[bLUnTmAn7]

I am gunna hafta go with sandals and socks agan - hey, its true!

Worst overated T.V. show

[CapricornDevil]

Beverly Hills 90210


worst TV cartoon show?

[The Moose]

Pokemon

worst weather

[Darth Barth]

Sleet and Rain Mix

Worst place to live? (type of dwelling, not geography)

[The Moose]

wet cardboard box

worst type of news

[Catshe]

cs has gone never to be resumed

worst thing to happen on a toilet

[Switzer]

The ceramic cracks and water comes bursting out


Worst movie out now

[Buy Bull]

I hope it's not Dawn of the Dead! (Well that comes out tomorrow...)

Worst movie you've EVER seen?

[Queen Arwen]

DUNE

Worst new CD

[The Moose]

michael jackson: number ones

worst dvd

[Switzer]

Pulp fiction


worst Sesame Street character

[CapricornDevil]

Elmo!!!! (DIE ELMO!!!)


Worst TV show?