The world's worst......

[Switzer]

Making fun of their age


Worst kind of website

[Knerys]

Ones with too much drama.


worst hotdog brand

[Switzer]

I'm not sure...those cheap ones...


Worst CS username

[Knerys]

Ban me!

Worst dog name

[The Moose]

fish

worst type of fuel

[Switzer]

Butane


Worst vacation spot

[The Moose]

bulwer

worst haircut

[Switzer]

buzz cut


Worst meat

[The Moose]

krill

worst vegetable

[Macbane]

atomic eggplant

Worst thing to say to your grandmother

[Knerys]

so when you gonna die?

Worst kinda of scienist.

[Macbane]

a not-so-mad one

worst thing the doctor says to your mother right after you're born

[Switzer]

Miss, you have the wrong baby


Worst World Leader

[Knerys]

Me ...way tomuch responiblity!

Worst job

[Macbane]

intern for Bill Clinton

Worst way to get fired from your job

[The Moose]

for working too hard

worst exam result

[Switzer]

0%


Worst place to sit in class

[Macbane]

on the teacher's lap

worst idea for a sitcom

[The Moose]

behind the teacher's desk

worst computer game

[Switzer]

Chess Master


Worst kind of snack

[The Moose]

plastic bags

worst artwork

[Doomsday]

The 3 year old kind

Worst kind of clothes

[The Moose]

traditional scottish golfing clothes

worst type of pen

[Knerys]

one the doesn't write

Worst poster as int he thing that goes on your wall.

[The Moose]

one with monkey tail lengths on it

worst type of tree

[Macbane]

one that eats children. :twisted:

Worst place to live

[Inval1d]

Neverland Ranch.

Worst way to play a joke on a blind guy.

[Switzer]

Give him a bike to ride


Worst way to make a friend

[The Moose]

yell and scream all day like a sergeant major

worst way to have a drink of coffee

[Switzer]

Drive on a highway a going 120 mph and drink sips of coffee


Worst place to go out on a first date

[Inval1d]

Mcdonalds

Worst place to make a move on a girl.

[Tara]

in the living room in the company of the parentals

worst discovery you can make about food

[Switzer]

Her parents bed


Worst place to buy clothes

[Inval1d]

Dollar Store

Worst place to ask a girl to marry yourself.

[Switzer]

Strip Club


Worst Car manufacturer

[The Moose]

the local dairy

worst place to buy a car

[Switzer]

Hertz used and broken down cars


Worst place to sit during lunch

[The Moose]

in the middle of the basketball court

worst place to buy a pair of shoes

[Switzer]

Goodwill


Worst song to play for you wedding day

[The Moose]

mary had a little lamb

worst place to have to write an essay

[Switzer]

Punk rock concert


Worst name to name a baby boy

[The Moose]

beep

worst time to have to make a phone call

[Switzer]

On the potty


Worst Way to get a date

[Macbane]

Kidnap her dog and only release it if she'll go out with you

Worst thing to tell your 5 year old kid

[The Moose]

i'm going to take all your brothers and sisters to disneyland. and you're staying here all on your own

worst place to eat a fresh baked cake

[Switzer]

Bar


Worst drink to order at a bar

[The Moose]

1 gallon of petrol

worst type of fish

[Switzer]

Piranhas


Worst type of pet to have

[The Moose]

a hippopotamus

worst type of paper

[Switzer]

Butcher paper


Worst movie all time

[The Moose]

bill and ted's excellent adventure

worst song of all time

[jjyj88]

An el camino The most corrupt car I've ever seen :D

[The Moose]

ya haven't really continued the trend there JJ. ya say what the worst song of all time is, and then ya get to suggest something that is really bad, .

we'll continue now

world's worst type of cellphone

[PsychoMike]

one that is soo small you keep losing it.

What is the worst time of day?

[The Moose]

between meals

worst time to lose your keys

[jjyj88]

Originally posted by The Moose
ya haven't really continued the trend there JJ. ya say what the worst song of all time is, and then ya get to suggest something that is really bad, .

we'll continue now

world's worst type of cellphone

Whoops :eek: :cool:

[Inval1d]

when you wife is having her baby

worst time to ask for a girls number

[Kyle Katarn]

When she's having a candle-lit dinner with her boyfreind?

The worst time to realize the place you work at is like a big vampire, draining your soul and spirit away? ;)

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by Kyle Katarn
When she's having a candle-lit dinner with her boyfreind?

The worst time to realize the place you work at is like a big vampire, draining your soul and spirit away? ;)

When you retire.

Worst bad habit.

[Macbane]

biting your tonails.

Worst thing to say to a cop after being pulled over for speeding

[The Moose]

wanna arrest me? you'll have to catch me *drives off*

worst thing to do when i jail

[Macbane]

introduce yourself to your cellmate as "Sweet Piece Of Ass"

Worst place in the world to be caught without your pants

[TyRoss]

In your girlfriends bedroom when her father walks in.

Worst way to do math?

[JBond]

As a major

World's worst thing to put in a stew

[Rogue]

Old adidas

Worst thing to wear in the snow?

[Tara]

nothing

worse way to be killed

[TyRoss]

Burning

Worst thing to find in the snow.

[JBond]

Your lawn mower from the fall

World worst way to cross the street

[The Moose]

solid ice

worst thing to find living in ya roof

[Macbane]

Bats. Or your uncle Larry. I mean, what the hell is he DOING there, anyways?

Worst get rich quick scheme

[JBond]

Waiting for inflation

World's worst reason for divorce

[The Moose]

she's ugly

worst thing to have to do during the final minute of the SuperBowl

[Macbane]

run to the bookies cause you bet your kid's college fund on the losing team

worst thing to do/say in an elevator

[The Moose]

go BING as you pass each floor

worst thing to do whilst you're on the phone

[Tara]

Use the toilet.

worst thing to do whist usung the toilet

[Macbane]

log every bowel movement in a journal

worst person to be locked in a room with

[TyRoss]

Hannibal Lectre

Worst way to find out your having a baby?

[The Moose]

by email

worst way to get a cold

[TyRoss]

By sharing a spoon of Buckleys with someone who already has one.

Worst thing to say to your parents.

[JBond]

I'm not sure who the father is...but I've narrowed it down to 12.

World's worst embarassing moment

[TyRoss]

Getting on stage to 50 000 people and having your pants fall down around your ankles as a midget humps your leg and a bird poops on your shoulder...... or ummmm so I've heard.

Either that or being in Gigli or Battlefield Earth.

Worst time to fart?

[Strangelove]

Well getting a BJ

Worst woman to be married to?

[TyRoss]

Bea Arthur

Worst thing Bea Arthur could do?

[Strangelove]

Marry TyRoss

Worst thing to say to your wife on your wedding night?

[TyRoss]

Now I can finally tell you I'm gay and this is all a sham for tax purposes.

Worst thing that can happen during a war.

[PsychoMike]

you die.

worst way to die?

[TyRoss]

We did this already, burning.

Worst thing to repeat ;)

[Aaargh!]

A rap song.

Worst excuse for a James Bond film?

[HeadHunter]

on her majestys secret service

World worst indian dish??

[TyRoss]

Pizza ;) (well would you want to eat indian pizza?)

Worlds worst head to hunt.

[Rogue]

Mine, I'm rather fond of it.


World's worst idea for pay-per-view?

[pixiness]

The Paula Jones/Tonya Harding online spelling bee - brought to you by Microsoft

The worst way to tell someone you love them?

[Switzer]

I love you while looking at another woman


Worst celeb marriage

[TyRoss]

Bea Arthur and Barry Manilow.

Worst thing to have at a baseball game?

[JimmyDean]

A corndog


The worlds worst drivers are from what state?

[Switzer]

California


Worst state to live in

[JBond]

A state of hysteria

World's worst thing to do after drinking

[TyRoss]

Go pig out at Taco Bell then go on a roller coaster.

Worst thing that can happen at work?

[The Moose]

you turn up on the first day of holidays

worst place to meet ya ex

[Tara]

at your wedding

Worst place to sing badly

[TyRoss]

At your wedding as the date of a good friend.

Worst way to be fired.

[The Moose]

in front of a stadium of 200000 people

worst thing to have to do when it's raining really really hard (so much it hurst when ya get hit with a drop of rain)

[TyRoss]

Go outside, duh ;)

Worst type of weather.

[The Moose]

overcast

worst type of snake

[JimmyDean]

the one that bites really hard and doesnt let go

The worst person to be stuck on an island with

[TyRoss]

Bea Arthur

The worst slang term.

[Aaargh!]

Don't have a cow, man. (Good advice!)

The worst CD?

[TyRoss]

The Star Wars Holiday Special soundtrack.... I'm sure someones made one.

Worst movie character ever.

[Aaargh!]

The ewoks

Worst product placement in a movie?

[TyRoss]

No Retreat No Surrender - Diet Coke... watch it you'll laugh.

Worst time to have a panic attack.

[Aaargh!]

In a room with an angry St. Bernard.

Worst website?

[TyRoss]

All nude Bea Arthur pics.

Worst idea?

[stonefaced_1]

Worst Idea?

A sequal to the Simple Life.

[Catshe]

A fine romance

A diferent actor to play Rambo

[Switzer]

:confused:


Worst place to sit in a theatre

[Charlize'sAngel]

Beside a couple who spend the whole movie making out.


Worst place to be when you're breaking up with someone?

[Switzer]

Sports stadium


Worst thing to say the you b/f or g/f's parents

[Tara]

you son/daughter is good in bed.

Worst thing to say to the cops.

[Switzer]

Feck off!!!


Worst magazine to buy while getting caught by your parents

[TyRoss]

O

What? We don't like Oprah. ;)

Worst thing to say on TV.

[Rabbit]

I'm dating Britney Spears

Worst thing to SEE on TV

[equipe]

TyRoss dating Britney Spears

worst possible song for Britney to cover

[TyRoss]

Bohemian Rhasphody

Worst way to waste time.

[equipe]

Listening to Bea Arthur interview Britney

Worst possible photograph

[The Moose]

when you've just woken up, and it's the photo for ya passport, and ya can't change the photo for the next 10 years

worst place to have to make a phone call

[TyRoss]

In a burning building.

Worst possible way to make money.

[JBond]

With paper and green crayons

World's worst way to spend 10 bucks?

[TyRoss]

Renting Battlefield Earth and Gigli

Worst way to realise your geekdom?

[JBond]

After creating your own Legoland in your basement.

World's worst way to hail for a cab?

[TyRoss]

Throwing a kitten in front of it.

Worst thing you can do to JBond? ;)

[Citizen Kane]

call him a Nazi :p

worst thing you can do to get banned

[TyRoss]

Freak out and call everyone a nazi

Worst movie ever?

[The Moose]

Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure. i think that one has already been done

worst place to look for lunch

[TyRoss]

At a breakfast buffet.

Worst kind of noise?

[The Moose]

really loud bong sound

worst type of infection to get

[Citizen Kane]

crabs

Worst crime to get arrested for

[TyRoss]

Child Molestation... even if you don't get a death sentance you're dead.

Worst crime to get pardoned for?

[Doomsday]

Beastiality

Worst kind of Christmas gift?

[TyRoss]

Dead puppies... they aren't much fun.

Worst breed of dog?

[Aaargh!]

Rottweilers.

Worst breed of goldfish?

[TyRoss]

Dead... they're not much fun euther

Worst use of the Willhem?

[Aaargh!]

Photocopier

Worst use of the Nadius?

[Switzer]

:confused:


Worst thing to wear in the snow

[TyRoss]

A Thong

Worst question to be asked?

[Skinny]

questions that don't even make sense...

Worst situation to be in?

[TyRoss]

Tied up and lowered in to a lava filled shark pit while teenage lesbian nazi voodoo hookers poke out your eyes with bananas and chant to their heathen God.

Worst time to have it happen?

[Doomsday]

Right before you lose your virginity.

Worst thing to say to an Al-Quaida operative.

[Skinny]

you know... that 9/11 memorial is coming out in a few years... what are you planning to do to it?

Worst sickness to ever have?

[TyRoss]

Terminal diahreah

Worst part of the Spanish inquisition?

[The Moose]

watching the person ahead of you in the line meeting a cruel and halarious death

worst time to remember that you've not done ya presentation for psych class

[TyRoss]

When the prof call on you to do it.

Worst flavour of breath mint?

[The Moose]

swede flavoured

worst type of alcoholic beverage

[TyRoss]

The one withount alchohol in it ;)

Worst thing to do while drunk?

[Citizen Kane]

die

Worst thing to do while high?

[JBond]

Drink more

World's worst place for vacation

[Citizen Kane]

Hell

Worst name for a young child

[TyRoss]

Ivanna Humpalot

Worst word to describe your mood?

[Citizen Kane]

phallic

Worst pick-up line? (oldie but goodie)

[Tara]

YOur daddy must have been a terrorist, cos you are the bomb or Your daddy must have been a drug dealer, because you are dope

Worst book to be forced to read.

[The Moose]

windows ME user manual

worst sort of beverage

[HeadHunter]

Port

Worlds Worst Lover

[TyRoss]

Bea Arthur (like no one saw that coming)

Worst thing to do to a friend?

[HeadHunter]

kill them
Worst sort of orgasm

[TyRoss]

There is none... go castrate yourself for not thinking like a man ;)

Worst way to castrate someone ;)

[HeadHunter]

i was thinking like a man......i was just curious if it existed :p

With a rusty spoon

Worlds worst idea for the nobel prize :p

[TyRoss]

Nobel prize for castrating someone with a rusty spoon.

Worst running gag ;)

[HeadHunter]

The idea od castrating people with rusty spoons

Worlds worst "Worlds wrost" post?

[stonefaced_1]

World's Worst Mustache.

[HeadHunter]

you just ignored me didnt you

[Switzer]

Originally posted by HeadHunter
The idea od castrating people with rusty spoons

Worlds worst "Worlds wrost" post?

the one above this post


Worst car

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by Switzer
the one above this post
:p

[HeadHunter]

A moris Minor

World wrost Sea food Platter

[Switzer]

Swanson's craptacular


Worst country's currency value

[The Moose]

the botswana dollar, or somethig like that

worst colour of ink

[Switzer]

Yellow, its hard to see


Worst magazine

[The Moose]

the NZ woman's weekly

worst thype of computer

[Switzer]

McIntosh


Worst thing to put in your coffee

[The Moose]

hey!!!

peas

worst thing to say to switzer:

[Switzer]

Originally posted by The Moose
hey!!!

peas

worst thing to say to switzer:

I'm not answering it, but I'll wait patiently to see who does and what they'll say...

[The Moose]

amy lee is but ugly, and can't sing for s***!

worst thing switzer can say back:

[Switzer]

Liv Tyler(Taylor whatever) looks like a man


Worst LOTR movie

[Tara]

the animated one from the seventies

Worst thing to find in a hamburger

[Citizen Kane]

hair

worst thing to find in soup

[The Moose]

a live piece of meat

worst thing that one could do to Switzer

[Tara]

Probably harm Amy Lee, since he is obsessed.

Worst way to break a bone?

[Switzer]

getting beaten up by Amy's security guards


Worst sports team

[The Moose]

The Australian Rugby Team

worst baseball team

[Tara]

Cubs

(And as an Austalian, i say Hey! Leave the walabies alone!)


Worst injury

[The Moose]

broken kneecaps
(as a NZer,i feel a need to hassle Australians)

worst thing to say to a NZer

[Tara]

i have found that pestering them to say 'Fish and Chips' doesn't go over well

Worst time of the day

[The Moose]

just after you've woken up

(i don't think that any of us say it unusually)

worst time of the night

[Switzer]

6:00 am


Worst person to be president of your country

[Tara]

Going to say George W Bush, even though OZ doesn't have a president

Worst thing to happen at a job interview

[The Moose]

your pants fall down

worst thing to say to a famous person

[Tara]

Mixing up their names would suck.

Worst thing to say to your boss

[The Moose]

work slave, work *cracks whip*

worst thing to do when in a lecture hall

[Tara]

fall asleep

Worst place to pick your nose

[The Moose]

on stage in the middle of a play

worst place to have to give money you owe to a friend

[Tara]

on a street corner when they look trashy

Worst time to fall over

[The Moose]

when you're about to stand up

worst word to translate incorrectly from french to english

[Tara]

Something about someones mother

Worst time to dump someone

[The Moose]

when you're alone and depressed

worst time to decide you'll learn another language

[Switzer]

Theyre birthday


Worst way to make a fire

[The Moose]

with Amy Lee's hair

worst way to extinguish a fire

[Tara]

With Amy Lee's Face

Worst time to insualt Amy Lee

[The Moose]

when she's screeeching into a microphone

worst time to run away from Switzer

[Tara]

just after being mean about Amy Lee (wait, that is the best time to run...)

Worst time to be annoyed at your best friend

[The Moose]

when ya need a huge favour

worst time to chuck an egg at switzer's house

[Tara]

When he is ready to chace after you.

Worst time to be on Switzers bad side

[The Moose]

when he's with Amy

worst time to annoy Tara

[Tara]

All the time, she has a low tolerance to annoyance.

Worst time to realise you have no money

[The Moose]

when you've had all the groceries "zapped" and packed

worst time to take up running

[Tara]

Any time. I am to lazy

Worst time to tell your best friend a secret

[The Moose]

when a microphone is on the other side of their face, and there's an audience of people listening

worst thing to tell ya math professor

[Tara]

"Who needs numbers anyway" Leart that the hard way

Worst thing to tell the principal

[Switzer]

Why the feck is me and amy lee in practically all the posts on this page?


Worst time to run away from me

[The Moose]

i am taking your chair, and now you must sit in the crappy chairs that we have to sit in all day. hahaha

worst thing to do in the middle of english class (other than sleep)

[Tara]

butcher shakespeare. Used to do that alot as well.

Worst thing to do in a car

[The Moose]

punch a hole through the follr int o the gas tank

worst thing to do in ya parents bedroom

[TyRoss]

Watch your parents..... express their love.

Worst person to get an award?

[The Moose]

the last recipient of the spammy award at the last reelies

worst poster in CS history (has to be someone who was banned)

[TyRoss]

Tie: LOTR and Spidermanfan77

Worst person to present an award?

[Skinny]

I can't possibly say... haven't been here long enough to know...

time of day that the boards are at its worst (as in lagging, slow)

[The Moose]

about 3:30 pm NZT

worst time for being here (the boards are packed, and really slow)

[Skinny]

packed: around 4:00 pm PST

slow: around 11:30 pm PST

worst made thread around here... if distinguishable...

[The Moose]

i can't decide. there's many ones which i hate. but if i said, i'd offend people, and i don't want to do that.

worst thing about CS

[Citizen Kane]

the lack of free porn :p

the worst thing about SHH

[The Moose]

not as many nice people over there

worst thing about the mods:

[Skinny]

don't know... never been on long enough to know exactly the worst...

worst thing or flaw on your computer

[The Moose]

it's sooo damn old

worst thing about ya email program

[TyRoss]

For some reason my Google popup blocker doesn't like it.

Worst way to tell someone they're dying?

[Rogue]

With a knife

Worst way to sleep

[TyRoss]

On your arm.

Worst time to go have a pint?

[The Moose]

when you're asleep on ya arm

worst time to need to know the time

[TyRoss]

When you're already late.

Worlds worst irony?

[The Moose]

making of cheap Iron

worst cliche?

[Switzer]

Cliche?


Worst kung fu movie

[TyRoss]

The Matrix and it's sequels.

Worst time to answer something in this thread ;)

[Switzer]

When someone else is answering


Worst kind of date

[Catshe]

No date

Worst meal eaten

[Kitty]

es cargo

Worst job?

[JBond]

Cat food taster

World's worst way to kill someone

[The Moose]

cutting them up with fish scales which are still attached to the fish

worst music CD

[TyRoss]

Star Wars Holiday Special sountrack.

Worst thing about being a guy?

[Switzer]

The men's room in some public places are really really messy :(


Worst game show to be on

[Charlize'sAngel]

Premature ejaculation...


Worst thing about being short?

[Switzer]

Growth stunt

Worst game show to be on

[The Moose]

being kicked down there

worst thing about being a woman

[Switzer]

Lost waiting lines in public potties


Worst pet to have

[The Moose]

an ant

worst type of fish to keep in a tank