The world's worst......

[TyRoss]

Richard Simmons and Bea Arthur (Think of the Children won't someone please think of the children)

Worlds worst running joke.

[killercowboy]

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Worlds worst supermodel?

[TyRoss]

Bea Arthur

Worlds worst thing that can't be answered with Bea Arthur

[killercowboy]

worlds worst smell

worlds worst smell

[evilsquishy]

My shoes.

World's worst idea for reality TV

[TyRoss]

Survivor: The Religious Season

Worlds worst thing to hear.

[evilsquishy]

It's not me, it's you.

World's worst way to get arrested.

[Knerys]

naked with butter slapped all over you and a flower in your ear...

Worst time of day

[TyRoss]

Flashing child nuns while holding a bloody knife that you found when searching for "The real killers"

Worst kiss

[evilsquishy]

That fat greasy geek you kissed in "Spin the Bottle"...who was *right* next to someone hot.

Worst delivery job.

[TyRoss]

"Hey wanna deliver 1000 Big Macs to Marlon Brando's Island?"

Worst way to get a girls attention?

[evilsquishy]

Acting like Todd Phillip.

Worst way to advertise food.

[TyRoss]

By throwing up (so good you'll want to eat it a second time)

Worst way to say I love you

[evilsquishy]

Leaving 8 separate messages on the answering machine, each saying one letter.

World's worst Kodak moment

[Oj]

The conception of Bea Arthur's children

World's worst theme park tagline

[evilsquishy]

No accidents in 13 days!

Worst title for a self-help book

[TyRoss]

"Hey Bea Arthur likes it"

Worlds worst technological advance

- You know even though evil got in before me it strangely works

[evilsquishy]

Pop-up ads.

Worlds worst way to quit a job.

[Oj]

Doing the YMCA in front of your boss, with Bea Arthur standing naked next to you

Worlds worst song title

[evilsquishy]

Screeching barn animals

World's worst avatar

[SamuraiiSam]

See above. j/k ;)

World's worst reptile...

[Tardumb]

Umm...Mine?

World's worst word..

[SamuraiiSam]

Umm :p

World's worst haircut...

[Knerys]

done by a blind man.

World worst resturant:

[Colorado Cajun]

Mcfingers

World's worst wedding

[SamuraiiSam]

Ignore this post.

[Knerys]

Micheal Jacksons and Lisa Marie's

World worst way to cooka pot roast:

[Knerys]

damn slow freaking computer!:mad:

[Colorado Cajun]

In a bonfire

worst way to pass a test

[SamuraiiSam]

Hmm...yes...that is definately better than mine. Can't top that one!

[Knerys]

To fail it

Worst way to dance:

[Colorado Cajun]

like me

worst way to score

[SamuraiiSam]

With your mom.

World's worst computer company...

[TyRoss]

Redneck Computers - They'll spell your word docs wrong and sleep with your sister's comp.

Worst fruit?

[kojs]

melons

worst fruit 2 ?

[killercowboy]

tomatoes

worst alchoholic beverage

[TyRoss]

There's a bad alchoholic bevrage?

Worst thing to BBQ

[killercowboy]

my toes.

worst thing to get bit by

[TyRoss]

Something bigger than you

Worst 80's song

[killercowboy]

get down tonight-shriekback

worst song of all time

[evenstar]

Anything in which there is a cheesy dance routine and costume.

Worst fashion craze

[killercowboy]

the 70's man

worst thing to say to the cop that pulled you over for possible DUI

[evenstar]

You know its funny, this happened just last week....

worst pain youve ever experienced?

[killercowboy]

im not going to say, ill get arrested.

worstthing to hop into bed with

[equipe]

Your best friend

Worst weapon of mass destruction?

[killercowboy]

flesh eating pencils

worst thing to step in

[TyRoss]

Flesh eating pencils.

Worst cop out answer

[killercowboy]

what??

worst thing to say to a flesh eating pencil

[TyRoss]

"You couldn't eat the flesh off my wiener"

Worst flesh for a flesh eating pencil to eat?

[killercowboy]

the flesh of a wood pecker

worst thing to do at a wedding

[equipe]

shag the bride, if you are the best man

Worst best man?

[killercowboy]

the guy who shagged the bride

worst taste

[JBond]

Bea Arthur

World's worst thing to say to the widower at a funeral..

[evenstar]

Black brings out the colour in your eyes.

Worst thing to do at a funeral?

[Citizen Kane]

make a joke about the condition of the dead body.

Worst thing to do to the dead body at a funeral.

[killercowboy]

let you're collection of flesh eating pencils loose and dump them in the casket. when its all over say, well that saves some years of decomposition

worst thing that is really bad

[TyRoss]

Letting loose a killer virus that spreads across the Earth like a plague effectively erradicating all forms of life... even cockroches.

Worst flaw with your sinister plan.

[Link]

Not having one.

World's worst thing for TyRoss to respond with that isn't Bea Arthur.

[TyRoss]

Richard Simmons

Worlds worst thing Richard Simmons could do?

[Link]

Teach aerobics.

World's worst fight, that could be sufficed in a comic book?

[equipe]

Bea Arthur vs. Richard Simmons

Worst replacement for richard simmons?

[TyRoss]

Bea Arthur

Worst thing Bea Arthur or Richard Simmons would do to us after reading this thread?

[smokiechimp]

Make you pollish their globes!!

Worst dressed fish?

[killercowboy]

crappie

worst picture of bea arthur and richard simmons

[kojs]

john doe

worst blue?

[smokiechimp]

blue tit!

worst skate trick?

[Tim37ninjageniu]

ollie

Worlds WOrst TV character?

[equipe]

anyone on touched my an angel

worst possible documentary?

[kojs]

Documentary on obesead dogs

Worst President?

[Tim37ninjageniu]

tie george w clinton and nixon

worst vice president?

[dr_evil]

channey


Worst movie with "The" in the title

[equipe]

The Master of Disguise

Worst SNL cast member movie?

[dr_evil]

Superstar

Worst Pixar animation movie?

[Tim37ninjageniu]

There isnt one but if your making me Monsters inc.

Worlds worst disney movie?

[thebtskink]

Hmmm..... Bambi 2, Jungle Book 2, Little Mermaid 2, Snow White 2..... so on, so on, get the picture?

Worst 80's band?

[Tim37ninjageniu]

all of them

Worst 20's band?

[evilsquishy]

"Harold's Hairy Hootenany"

World's worst product to get a price check on.

[JBond]

French Tickler

World's worst thing to get caught with at airport security..

[thebtskink]

Coffee Enema, "Magnum" Vibrator, or Nipple clamps.

World's worst pet?

[evilsquishy]

Loch Ness Monster

World's worst place to get stranded

[JBond]

JCPenney's during a 24 hour sale.

World's worst thing to use as a spoon..

[TyRoss]

A colander.

Worst fashion faux pas?

[killercowboy]

faux fur hats

worst thing to say to bea arthur?

[Kris Hodgson]

I've been wanting to nail you for years!

Worst thing to use as underwear?

[killercowboy]

flesh-eating pencils

worst thing to be flesh-eating other than my precious pencils?

[dr_evil]

poisen Ivy

The Worst board game?

[killercowboy]

life

worst friends' character

[dr_evil]

pheobe

Worst avatar on CS?

[killercowboy]

well its not my dancing banana! http://www.comingsoon.net/forums/avatar.php?userid=5658&dateline=1056566741

worst horror movie

[evilsquishy]

Plan 9 From Outer Space

Worst Designer Name

[Frizzo the Clown]

Fat Ass Jeans

Worst thing to find on the menu at your favorite restaurant?

[evilsquishy]

That roadkill you ran over yesterday.

Worst way to get to Africa.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Carried by the husk by an African Swallow.

Worst thing to smell on your dogs breath.

[spiderman_2k]

Ur girlfriends breath mints :D


Worst place to dump chemical waste

[LOTR RING]

on a bomfire

worst place to have a picnic

[Frizzo the Clown]

Nearby the bonfire where you dumped the chemical waste.

Worst place to hide your stash of porn.

[evilsquishy]

The giftbox you're about to send your parents for their birthday

Worst thing to buy w/o telling roommate.

[LOTR RING]

Disneys Aladin Wallpaper for the ceilings, walls and Floor!!!



Worst comic?

[evilsquishy]

Marmaduke - it's just not funny!

World's worst thing to sell door to door

[dr_evil]

diseases

Worst spoof movie of all time?

[IamMrDJ]

Spy Hard

Worst Beer Company

[Frizzo the Clown]

PissWater Beer

Worst place to wake up after a night of binge drinking?

[JBond]

In the Boy Scouts.

Worlds worst place for your car to break down...

[Link]

The Desert.

World's worst way to pick a fight with JBond.

[JBond]

Do his laundry

Worlds worst way to kill a man

[IamMrDJ]

On Camera

Worlds Worst COntinent to live on

[thebtskink]

Europe. (j/k) Antarctica, obviously.

World's worst consumer product?

[Tim37ninjageniu]

the ken doll

Worlds worst feminist?

[evilsquishy]

G.I. Jane

Worst place to get married

[Tim37ninjageniu]

eye of the storm

WOrlds worst place to honeymoon?

[CapricornDevil]

Three Mile Island


World's worst person to have perform your wedding ceremony?

[JBond]

Originally posted by CapricornDevil
Three Mile Island


World's worst person to have perform your wedding ceremony?

Actually Three Mile Island was more of a scare than anything that was actually dangerous, very little happened.

Jennifer Lopez

World's worst thing to drink

[Brock Landers]

Piss and sperm


WORLD'S WORST THING TO HIT

[dr_evil]

a wrestler because they would take you down

worst time of a airplane?

[evilsquishy]

When it's goin' dooown.

Worst thing to say to the President

[Kyle Katarn]

I have weapons of mass destruction, and made your father look inept - watcha gonna do about it, beeyatch?!

Worst Halloween costume

[JBond]

Donald Rumsfeld

World's worst think to announce over the intercom as a cashier in retail

[Tardumb]

"Question, are the crotchless..panties half-off today?"

World's worst talk shot?

[killercowboy]

talk show..."Hi I'm Oprah and today we are going to talk to fat people who want to be skinny like me. Now if you remember I used to be a fat ass but I lost the weight with hard work and liposuction."

worst thread

[dr_evil]

ALICIA SILVERSTONE IS IN VANCOUVER! Could someone pick me up and take me to see her!!

worst type of soda?

[killercowboy]

anything orange

worst horror movie

[Tim37ninjageniu]

diet AND caffine free

Worst type of cake

[killercowboy]

coffe cake

worst?

[TyRoss]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Worst Calomine Lotion

[LOTR RING]

Acid

Worst Quene of the world?

[Chodaboy]

Queen of the Damned

worst person for a game show host

[LOTR RING]

That Japanese game show host from the Simpsons.


Worst Monoply game variant

[Oj]

Monopoly: Martha Stewart's Crackhouse Edition

Worst soft drink flavor?

[Elizabeth]

Anything cherry.

Worst thing to say to a pregnant lady.

[JBond]

"YoHey, I know a great diet plan."

Worst way to explain sex to your children

[Elizabeth]

"You want to know how babies are made? Let's get your father in here and we'll show you ;)"

Worst thing to hear coming from the restroom stall next to yours

[JBond]

*plop* "....oh no, not YOU again! Why won't you just DIE?!" *SPLASH* *SPLASH* *SPLASH*

World's worst way to turn off the TV

[JBond]

Originally posted by Elizabeth
"You want to know how babies are made? Let's get your father in here and we'll show you ;)"

I was hoping someone would say that ;)

[Elizabeth]

Originally posted by JBond
I was hoping someone would say that ;)
I'm good ;)

[JBond]

Hmm, this thread could make a good Best Caption type thread. Where we vote on the best "world's worst" for a chosen subject.

[Elizabeth]

Originally posted by JBond
World's worst way to turn off the TV
Headbutting it really hard when you have wet hair *ZZZZTT!*

Worst thing to see in Wal-Mart

[JBond]

Frizzo

World's worst thing to see at a circus

[Elizabeth]

Frizzo and/or his midgets naked

Worst name for a rollercoaster

[JBond]

Widowmaker

World's worst movie plot idea

[Elizabeth]

Mickey Mouse breaks down and becomes a psycho axe murderer and goes after well-known and beloved Disney characters.

Worst thing to do on a Caribbean cruise

[JBond]

Die ;)

World's worst theoretical Hollywood match

[Brock Landers]

Roseanne and Gilbert Godfried



WORST WAY TO DIE

[IamMrDJ]

Wow huge bump in threads Brock

Tied to a Chair Bamboo Under your FIngernails in a glass of water starving to death.

Worst Day of the Year

[Inval1d]

Valentine's Day, Hard to choose what to get for the person.

worlds worst thing to say to a cancer patient

[JBond]

"I'm sleeping with your wife"

World's worst pet...

[Inval1d]

two-toed sloth, "come here boy!" *10 minutes later*
"Good Boy!!"

worlds worst name for new fast food chain?

[TyRoss]

Sam and Ellas - Where you can enjoy the taste of the food twice

Worst Valentines Day gift

[JBond]

"I'm sleeping with your brother" ;)

World's worst way to get to work

[TyRoss]

Turtle

Worst thing to have done to your nose?

[Tardumb]

Slowly burned off with a clothing iron.

Worst reason to call in "sick" to work?

[JBond]

"Too hungry"

World's worst thing to drink

[Citizen Kane]

Urine?

World's worst way to be executed.

[Kitty]

some strange mixture that they give you on Fear Factor or some beverage at a run down gade f joint

world's worst song?

[JBond]

The Car Alarm song

World's worst made-up game?

[Tardumb]

"Best Caption" or whatever...

World's worst thing to say at a funeral?

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by Tardumb
"Best Caption" or whatever...

World's worst thing to say at a funeral?

So when do we divvy up the cash?

Worst way to find out you're dying?

[JBond]

Originally posted by Tardumb
"Best Caption" or whatever...

World's worst thing to say at a funeral?

Poor Tardumb.......I'm sleeping with his wife ;)

World's worst date location

[Tardumb]

My house...bwaaaahaa....yea, I don't know what I'm talking about..

The world's worst celebrity Golfer?

[JBond]

Um....Daffy Duck?

World's worst punchline?

[Tardumb]

.....a plussycat! hahahaha!

World's worst breakfast food?

[TyRoss]

Arsenic and Old Lace

Worlds worst boobies?

[Tardumb]

RuPaul's

World's worst on-line screen name?

[JBond]

NotOriginals

World's worst thing to wear in a storm

[Tardumb]

What kind of storm? hmmmmmmm?

[JBond]

Um, thunderstorm

[Rogue]

Nothing

Worst position to be stuck in?

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by Rogue
Nothing

Worst position to be stuck in?

Naked under the covers when her parents walk in.

Worst way to get noticed.

[Rogue]

Naked under the covers when her parents walk in :p

Worst thing to eat?

[Tardumb]

after you die...

Worst "would be" Talk Show Host?

[equipe]

George W Bush

Worst Pilot

[Tara]

Someone who cant even drive a car.

Worst musician?

[JBond]

Woller Monkey

World's worst place to scuba dive

[Tara]

Dry land.

Worlds worst mobile phone ringtone!

[JBond]

"Psssst, I'm contagious.....pssst, I'm contagious.....psst, I'm-"

World's worst way to rob a bank

[Citizen Kane]

by making a withdrawal (of your own money, to boot)

World's worst way to get banned from a message board.

[JBond]

Take the time and effort to become an admin and ban yourself

World's worst thing to say at the end of a date

[JimmyDean]

I killed the last known species of sea turtle... pick ya up Saturday night, then?

World's worst food?

[Tara]

anything cooked by my step mum

worst place to get sick

[Brock Landers]

DMV line



WORLDS WOST SONG

[Aaargh!]

Any rap song.

World's worst computer?

[Brock Landers]

A Pinto hotwired to LOOK like a....Compaq



WORLD'S WORST CAR

[Aaargh!]

Mine

World's Worst Online Message Board?

[Tara]

CS!...joking. I dont know, but there are some bad ones

Worlds worst movie

[Brock Landers]

2Fast 2Furious



WORLDS WORST BAND

[JBond]

Mesage Board-a-holics Anonomous

World's worst surgeon

[Rogue]

Stevie Wonder

World's worst cook?

[JBond]

Jeffery Dahmer

Worlds worst way to cut your meat

[Aaargh!]

The Naked Chef

World's Worst Italian Restaurant?

[Rogue]

Bob's Pasta Palace (eh, I don't know)


World's worst actress?

[Aaargh!]

Britney Spears

World's Worst Romantic Comedy?

[JBond]

The Godfather

World's worst way to break up

[Rogue]

Bombing their house


World's worst article of clothing

[Tara]

Uncomfortable bras

worlds worst colour

[JBond]

Pea green

World's worst Christmas gift

[Aaargh!]

Brown

World's Worst Sci-Fi Movie?

[Rogue]

Dead body

World's worst piece of furniture

[Aaargh!]

DIY kit furniture

World's Worst Tool

[JBond]

Originally posted by Rogue
Dead body

World's worst piece of furniture

Dead body ;)

World's worst person to give you a massage

[Aaargh!]

Mr. T

World's worst TV show.

[REDKISH 4X4]

The Jerry Springer show


World's worst attraction

[IamMrDJ]

World's Largest Toothpick Collection

World's Worst Sport?

[HeadHunter]

World class tidleywinks

Wrost Lover??

[Brock Landers]

Jennifer Lopez.....she'll dump you quickly


WORLD'S WORST JAMES BOND

[equipe]

The guy that played the Urkel kid

Worst pizza topping

[spiderman_2k]

Olives

Worlds Worst Film

[equipe]

Cool as Ice

worst actor

[Switzer]

Ben Affleck


Worst basketball team

[equipe]

Washington Generals.

Worst bus driver

[Switzer]

The dude in the morning who drove me to church


Worst choclate bar

[TyRoss]

Big Turd.... oh I mean Turk

Worst way to tell her you love her.

[Switzer]

I love you while looking at another woman


Worst pick up line

[TyRoss]

Your feet must be tired after running through my mind all day.

Worst trend (past or current)

[Switzer]

Afros :(


Worst hair color

[TyRoss]

Green

Worst place to get a piercing.

[Radiohead]

through the genetalia

Worst smell in the world.

[JimmyDean]

Spoiled milk

Worst sporting event?

[Macbane]

curling.

Worst CS! thread

[TyRoss]

Why I should be a mod (Only mods can read this)

Worst thing to say during an acceptance speech?

[JBond]

I'd like to thank all of the losers...

Worlds worst thing to say at the valdictorian speech

[Rogue]

I hope the school explodes!!

World's worst idea for a movie

[TyRoss]

Wow lets make a movie based on this Scientology novel.

Worst thing to do while in the shower?

[JBond]

A guy can't find his car after waking up ;)

Worlds worst thing to use as a boat

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by JBond
A guy can't find his car after waking up ;)

Worlds worst thing to use as a boat

A tank.

Worlds worst thing to use as a marital aid?

[Rogue]

Whips and chains


Worlds worst idea for an automobile?

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by Rogue
Whips and chains


Worlds worst idea for an automobile?

The 3 wheeled car.

Worlds worst time to have to pee.

[Rogue]

During a phone call ;)


Worst thing to say on the phone?

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by Rogue
During a phone call ;)


Worst thing to say on the phone?

I want to f*** your brains out... oh hi sorry is your daughter home. ;)

Worst thing to have happen during a vaction.

[Macbane]

Get eaten by the natives.

Worst thing to shout out in public

[Optimus Magnus]

"I'm sorry I gave you the clap"

Worst way to find out your mother is a lesbian?

[Tara]

Jerry springer

Worst way to fail a test

[PsychoMike]

by one point

worst way to get dumped.

[Tara]

with an answering machine message

worst way to get fall alseep?

[Aaargh!]

Into a landfill.

Worst way to pick up a chick?

[Tara]

if she is on the street orner and you have to pay.

Worst way to lose a friend

[Aaargh!]

Forget where you put her.

Worst Mel Brooks movie?

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by Aaargh!
Forget where you put her.


:lol: :lol:

dunno any of the top of my head


World Worst smiley?

[JBond]

:waldo:

Worlds worst Valentine's Day gift

[TyRoss]

Crunchy Frog ;)

Worlds worst massage method.

[Rogue]

Sticks and stones


Worlds worst way to kiss?

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by Rogue
Sticks and stones


Worlds worst way to kiss?

While eating onions.

Worlds worst way to train a dog.

[spiderman_2k]

Sign Language

Worst TV Show

[slinger]

The Magic Hour

Worst Cereal Besides Captain Crunch

[Knerys]

Booger Bran, it slimey it's googey it's got natural protien!

Worlds worst shcool

[TyRoss]

Dr Kevorkians School of medicine.

Worst way to say hi.

[Knerys]

How you look hideous today. How are you?

Worst thing to say during an interview

[Switzer]

Hello beautiful


Worst way to get banned

[TyRoss]

Right before a milestone ;)

Worst sandwich topping

[Switzer]

Mayonaisse


Worst reality show

[starsprite]

The Bachelor/Bachelorette

Worst school subject

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by starsprite
The Bachelor/Bachelorette

Worst school subject


English... I mean they don't really teach you any English do they.

Worst way to piss off your teacher.