The world's worst......

[JBond]

The vial of nitroglycerin fall out of your shirt pocket.

Worst thing to forget to take on a cruise?

[Klimber]

Passport. That really really sucks.

Worst thing to lose on a cruise?

[SuperRyan]

Grandma

Worst time and/or place for Publisher's Clearing House to come to your house and give you the $10,000,000 prize?

[Klimber]

While you are shooting a porn with a dozen under age boys.


Worst time to find out you are being Audited by the IRS.

[SuperRyan]

When your about to go on a big date with Jessica Alba.

Worst place to yell, "You're a WHORE!!!!!!"?

[Klimber]

While the others are singing "Happy Birthday" to your mom?

Worst time to fart during sex?

[insaneMoViEgoer]

if you're in the middle of a threesome

worst way to quit yuor job?

[Cloud Buster]

By setting yourself on fire. Oh, and also saying "I quit".

Worst music to listen to when dying?

[Jason Krueger]

"Highway to Hell"

Worst thing to say at an interview?

[Darth Barth]

No need to fingerprint me, I have my own set right here. ( I was fingerprinted for a job once..odd but true)

Worst time to be stuck in the rain?

[Klimber]

Downstream in a flash flood zone

Worst time to be stuck the mud?

[Cloud Buster]

While visitng the mud beast planet.

Worst SNL sketch?

[Klimber]

Never a fan of PAT

Worst A list actor/Actress?

[BlackJack&Coke]

Renee Zellweger or Ben Affleck

Worst Simpsons character?

[Klimber]

attention_hore, sorry I don't know enough Simpsons characters to make a sound choice...that I was just laughing at hore's quickly closed Whoa is me thread.

Worst Lost character?

[deathrascalfortubby]

The guy that blew up (from the old dynamite) and got all over Hurley:omg:



Worst thing for your boss to see on the screen of your computer:nono:

[AlfA P.O.A.]

pictures that he n his secretary made last nigh....hehehehe


worlds worst band

[Klimber]

Radiohead, This band is just nails on the chalkboard to me.

Worst person to ask for change of a $20.

[JBond]

A short-change con artist.

Worst person to ask for a lift?

[Klimber]

John Holmes

Worst female celeb body?

[boydston_14]

Roseanne

Worst thing to be caught doing during school?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Your teacher.

Worst thing to wake up next to after a night of non-stop binge drinking?

[JBond]

2 monkeys and your sister.

Worst thing to drive into?

[Tara]

well, anything would be bad, but i woul dhave to say a manure truck

worst time to burp

[Klimber]

While saying your wedding vows.

worst time to have the runs?

[Sock-Man]

On a plane. I had it recently on a plane.. went to the crapper.. couldn't stop and was in there too long. Freaking air hostesses wrenched the ****ing door open on me. And promptly closed it. How embarassing. Thankfully none of the passengers saw...

Worst time to lose your keys.

[boydston_14]

While running from Jason in a Friday the 13th Movie.

Worst game to play with the family?

[Klimber]

Naked Twister. With Spin the Bottle ranking as a close 2nd.


Worst prank to play on your family? (and don't say faking your death)

[attention_hore]

faking your coma...?

Worst celebrity to punch in the face?

[sabin26]

Samuel L. Jackson

Worst way to wake up in the morning?

[attention_hore]

Samuel L. Jackson

Worst way to wake up in the morning?In position 345620 version 9.62 type:A level:34

Worst sport to participate in?

[Darth Barth]

Huh?

human cannonball races


Worst place to be arrested.

[attention_hore]

In a jail

Worst athlete to have a fight with?

[kurt wagner]

Mike Tyson

The worst way to die

[attention_hore]

Mike Tyson

The worst way to diedecapitation

Worst name for a baby?

[Darth Barth]

Apple

Worst place to be during a tornado?

[sabin26]

Right next to it.

Worst thing to hear over the phone?

[SuperRyan]

Arnold Schwartzenagger yelling, "I'm a cop you IDIOT! I'm Detective John Kimble! Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

World's worst time to realize that that chick is actually a dude?

[attention_hore]

6:23

Worst country to go to

[SuperRyan]

Ballklampia

World's worst way to lose your virginity?

[kurt wagner]

Ballklampia

World's worst way to lose your virginity?

in jail with your cellmate.

The worst pickup line

[attention_hore]

"Geez Louieez"

Worst joke.

[Tara]

the aristrocrats. i hate that joke.

worst talk show host.

[attention_hore]

Tyra Banks..."My boobs are real,theyre really real" *cries* :rolleyes:

Worst report card grades you ever got

[Klimber]

Is there anything worse than and "F"?


Worst way to meet your girlfriend's mom for the first time?

[bbf2]

At a strip club

Worst time to go for a jog?

[SuperRyan]

When Chuck Norris is in town (he hates joggers)

World's worst Chuck Norris joke?

[sabin26]

All Chuck Norris jokes rules, for Chuck Norris writes them.

Worst thing to fall asleep on?

[Tara]

check norris

worst place to find your wallet

[insaneMoViEgoer]

with Chuck Norris, because you will never get it back.

worst way to lose your car keys?

[SuperRyan]

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks them into outer space.


Worst movie of 2005?

[Klimber]

Chuck Norris and the Goblet of Fire

with "Chuck Norris: Revenge of the Sith" as a close second


Worst Chuck Norris movie? (Yes I know that Sidekicks is the correct answer)

[BlackJack&Coke]

Sidekicks 2: Attack of the Pirate Hookers in Space.

Worst person for Chuck Norris to Battle that isn't Chuck Norris?

[Necross]

Vin Diesel

Worst reason people keep talking about Chuck Norris?

[Klimber]

Cause Chuck Norris threatened to kick my a$$ if I did not!!


Worst first date with Chuck Norris?

[sabin26]

When you do nothing but talk about Van Damme.

Worst way to ask Chuck out?

[SuperRyan]

Say, "Will you go out with me?" All you need to do is try to roundhouse kick him in the face, if Chuck likes you, he'll let you. Then, a night of passion with ensue.

World's worst birtday card?

[BlackJack&Coke]

A card that reads
Hi I just gave your HIV. Happy Birthday

Worst animal in the world

[SuperRyan]

Mighty Mouse. He's an a$$hole.

World's worst news to hear tomorrow?

[DVDAVE]

Van Damme and Chuck Norris are coming out with a new movie.

Worst celeb to take a punch from

[AlfA P.O.A.]

Van Damme and Chuck Norris


worst day of the year

[SuperRyan]

National Kick SuperRyan in the Nuts Day


World's worst person to have holding your balls (and that can mean whatever you want it to mean ;))?

[boydston_14]

Micheal Jackson.



Worst way to get knocked out

[SuperRyan]

Shaq hits you in the face with his wang when he goes to make a slam dunk.

Worst place to be caught with your pants down?

[sabin26]

In the middle of WalMart kids section.

Worst thing to hear from your parents?

[Klimber]

If only that condom had not ripped...


Worst Valentine to get from Chuck Norris?

[SuperRyan]

He says, "I want to kiss you....with my foot!" and roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Worst was to find out she's a lesbian?

[Tara]

after marrying the girl.

worst song ever written?

[SuperRyan]

"It's not rape if you know her" by Toby Keith

Worst time to fart?

[king_of_thehill]

Sex. it was almost Church, but thats too obvious.


Worst time to have to take a dump?

[Klimber]

While being stuck in an elevator with 3 horny strippers.


Worst time to find out that you have the runs?

[AlfA P.O.A.]

While being stuck in an elevator with 3 horny strippers.


Worst way to meet Chuck Norris in a nursery...

[Cloud Buster]

While he's in labor.

Worst pajamas to be wearing during the armageddon?

[boydston_14]

The bunny pajamas

Worst thing to say to the principal?

[king_of_thehill]

The F Word.


worst fast food restaurant?

[Klimber]

Arby's
I never got the whole roast beef thing?

Worst national pizza chain?

[JheyDC]

Dominoes.

World's Worst actor?

[JBond]

A Swiggle Ball

World's worst thing a pilot could say to its passengers?

[Inval1d]

"Everyone say hello to our co-pilot, Jack. HI JACK" or "Our flights are so good, you might even say its the BOMB"

worlds worst thing to do during a speech

[Where's my elephant?]

Do a Hitler salute.

World's worst burger?

[Ewok Droppings]

Anything from McDonald's

Worlds worst sports icon?

[HaDoKen]

David Beckham

Worst porn star

[JheyDC]

Frizzo ;)

World's worst restaurant?

[Ramplate]

McDonald's in Manchester, VT (David Letterman said so)

worst place to have a Zit?

[JheyDC]

On your arse! LOL

Worst place to get caught having sex?

[Ramplate]

The Confessional.

Worst time to run out of gas?

[HaDoKen]

in the middle of nowhere

worst make of a car to get

[Ramplate]

Yugo

Worst time to have too much gas?

[JheyDC]

edit...

When you just got into a major accident and smoke is coming out of the car...

Worst time to have to go #2...

[JBond]

When you just got into a car accident.

Worst thing to say to kids as a babysitter?

[ZombieMan]

"Shut the **** up!!!"

What is the worst fart smell? (egg, ham, cheese, beanie, rotten food, etc.)?

[Bamfosaurus14]

Nice Plain Old Smelly skunk

Worst way to break up with a girl

[Carnage Escobar]

"Sorry babe, it's just that your sister has bigger tits. And she let's me play with them"



Worst thing I've ever said on here

[ZombieMan]

Probably something about having sex with midgets.

What is the worst horror movie you have ever seen?!

[JheyDC]

The Hills Have Eyes

Worst thing to say to your GF after having sex?

[sabin26]

*while getting dressed* "Oh yeah here's that condom I said I put on."

Worst director choice, besides Schumacher, for a comic book movie?

[The Moose]

michael bay

worst cell phone you ever had?

[krushgroove19]

the cheap tracfone from a few years ago. i killed it with a knife.

world's worst elvis impersonation in a movie?

[JheyDC]

Honeymoon in Vegas

World's Worst country?

[ZombieMan]

Tough one, but I am guessing Somalia. It sounds pretty nasty!!!

World's worst food?!

[JheyDC]

Anything made by these guys LOL
http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff335/MLANGIT/waiting06.jpg

World's worst time to fly?

[Inval1d]

during a electrical hamster razor hail storm.

worlds worst cell mate in prison?

[ZombieMan]

A sexually frustrated gorilla.

World's worst kind of animal?

[JheyDC]

A sexually frustrated gorilla.

World's worst kind of vacation?

[PG Cooper]

A jungle full of sexually frustrated gorillas.


World's worst thing to do at a funeral?

[ZombieMan]

Bring your sexually frustrated gorilla with you.

What if I had a sexually frustrated gorilla and took it to Frizzo's house to hump him? Would you pay to see it exclusively on Pay-Per-View?!

[JheyDC]

That would be the world's worst Porn on Pay-Per-View!

World's worst song to play at a funeral?

[sabin26]

**** like a Beast from W.A.S.P

Worst thing to say after having sex?

[Ramplate]

Worst song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b714Wi4CDsQ

That one

----

Worst thing to say - "Wow! I've had better at a funeral"


Worst day ever?

[ZombieMan]

When your penis falls off.

Worst fight you have ever seen? (Brutality wise)

[krushgroove19]

in real life, probably one of the more vicious fights in high school (i've seen a lot of things, unfortunately, real fights-not so much). in a movie, it's hard to say....

worst valet service ever?

[ZombieMan]

(FCMC) Frizzo's Circus Midget Chicks

Worst way to break up with a chick?!

[Starwars411]

Texting her.

Worst game you've ever played?

[ZombieMan]

Damn, I can't remember what it was called. It was on N64, I think Blast Corps?!

Worst movie you have ever seen?

[krushgroove19]

top gun. easily.


worst chef ever?

[Ewok Droppings]

The folks at McDonalds

Worst tween craze today?

[krushgroove19]

(hey. i was a mcd's chef for 2 years. angry face.)
twilight.

worst dentist ever?

[ZombieMan]

Dr. Todd in Mountain Grove, Missouri. He is a freakin' prick to little kids.

Worst type of neighbor?

[Starwars411]

Nosy neighbors who call the police for stupid stuff.

Worst place to work?

[JheyDC]

Plumbing company..the people who dump the shats......

Worst shoes to wear at a ballroom dancing club?

[ZombieMan]

Gene Simmons platform shoes.

Worst place to live?!

[JheyDC]

Next to Zombieman in the same building where he has the biatch as a landlord... LOL

Worst place to go on a date?

[ZombieMan]

Haha!!! Hmmm, let's see...Bluegrass show, I like bluegrass but MOST chicks my age don't, haha!!!

Worst PPV event you have ever paid for?

[JheyDC]

a Boxing match that lasted for 3 rounds only..........

World's Worst honeymoon?

[Ramplate]

a boxing match that lasted for 3 rounds only..........lol

World's worst drink?

[ZombieMan]

Jaeger Bombs

World's worst beer?

[JheyDC]

One that's made out of Zombieman's bathtub.. LOL

[JheyDC]

World's Worst sandwich?

[Art_of_crime]

olive loaf and Cauliflower on rye

worlds worst smell?

[JheyDC]

Old people that never takes baths.

World's Worst telephone call?

[Art_of_crime]

anything that involves losing a family member.

worlds worst TV show

[JheyDC]

Teletubbies.

World's Worst Best Friend?

[Art_of_crime]

the one who sleeps with you wife or mother

worst movie ever?

[JheyDC]

It has to be You Don't Mess With the Zohan

Worst date?

[Art_of_crime]

Your date takes you the their ex's house where you hide in the bushes watch them through night vision goggles.

worst time of the day?

[JheyDC]

Work time.

Worst comedy show?

[Big-Lead5]

My mother the Car i can think of few more



Worst Car

[sabin26]

The Yugo

Worst T.V. Commercial

[Art_of_crime]

cash for gold.com "I twaded my wedding band fwom by first bawrage."
Blow your nose lady!


worst thing you have ever eaten

[JheyDC]

LOL to that Art of Crime..

Coffee Grounds, when I was younger...I was curious :redface:

Worst thing to say when you get caught taking a #2 on someone's front yard?

[Art_of_crime]

LOL
"Hey sorry about this, I usually do this in your daughter's bed, but shes not home."


worst thing to find out about someone you are in an elevator with

[Big-Lead5]

LOL to that Art of Crime..

Coffee Grounds, when I was younger...I was curious :redface:

Worst thing to say when you get caught taking a #2 on someone's front yard?

Jhey why hell did you do that? that is gross use bathroom man

[JheyDC]

LOL Big Lead.


"worst thing to find out about someone you are in an elevator with "

That they constantly drop bombs like there's no tomorrow!

Worst thing to say to a priest?

[Big-Lead5]

Why u laughing jhey

Are you maried yet



Wrost place to swim

[Art_of_crime]

THE PRIEST ANSWER :
I met God and he says that the jews were right all along

Swimming. Sewage treatment plant


worst thing that a nun could say to you

[JheyDC]

I'm horny? (I'm sorry)

Worst place to drink from a water fountain?

[SiMsTaR]

Hospital...oh man sick people everywhere.

Worst thing you could say in bed with someone the first time you "mate"? LOL

[JheyDC]

I've had better!

Worst thing to say when someone get run over by a truck?

[FVD]

One less for China.

Worst flavoured ice cream.

[JheyDC]

Coconut flavored.

Worst place to get caught taking a #2?

[Bamfosaurus14]

Mother in law's sink

World's Worst Father in Law

[MasterChief117]

Darth Vader


Worlds Worst boobs

[JheyDC]

Old lady boobs..

Worst French Fries..

[Klimber]

Jack in the box curly fries

Worst drive thru burger

[JheyDC]

The one where there's spit in it..

Worst suit to wear to church...

[Art_of_crime]

Birthday suit


worst thing to say in a church

[JheyDC]

You're all going to Hell!

Worst thing to buy as a birthday present?

[Art_of_crime]

Well I could go a few ways with this. A large nicely wrapped box full of the most disgusting used diapers imaginable. That or a copy of "Freddy got Fingered" with three hours of additional footage.


Worst SNL movie?

[JheyDC]

The one where they choose to star "Art of crime" ;)

Worst movie experience?

[SiMsTaR]

The Strangers....

Worst place to get a hickey?

[Ewok Droppings]

On your testicles - trust me on that one

Worst franchise restaurant?

[JheyDC]

McDonalds.

Worst place to get caught getting a hickey on your testicle?

[JheyDC]

Seriously?