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impulse
12-08-2004, 01:28 AM
When you're having sex

Worse thing to do before kissing someone?

thezez
12-08-2004, 01:33 AM
Eat some crap

Worst thing to find in your Big Mac?

impulse
12-08-2004, 01:41 AM
A half eaten bug

Worse thing to find in a public restroom?

equipe
12-08-2004, 01:52 AM
A squatter toilet

worst thing to say to your doctor?

The Moose
12-08-2004, 02:07 AM
you're wrong about that. i'm actually a doctor, and i don't have an eppepetoma.

worst thing to throw at your boss?

equipe
12-08-2004, 02:11 AM
A box of needles that washed up on the Jersey shore

Worst thing to write on a bathroom wall?

The Moose
12-08-2004, 02:19 AM
this wasn't written with a pen

worst thing to tell your mother

equipe
12-08-2004, 03:02 AM
That you married the 'person your mother told you about.' Got knocked up/Knocked that person up. Smashed your mom's brand new car and lost all your money gambling and need to move back home.

Worst possible pet?

The Moose
12-08-2004, 03:46 AM
a cadaver

worst thing to say in an email

equipe
12-08-2004, 03:47 AM
"Have gun. Willing to use"

Worst thing to say to Mike Tyson?

The Moose
12-08-2004, 04:34 AM
would you like my ear?

worst thing to put in someone's bed

equipe
12-08-2004, 04:40 AM
A years supply of used diapers

Worst thing to bring into a church?

The Moose
12-08-2004, 04:45 AM
every satanist on the earth

worst thing to say to a priest?

equipe
12-08-2004, 04:48 AM
I am a homosexual, athiest, pot smoking, democrat.

Worst thing to hear a priest say?

The Moose
12-08-2004, 05:38 AM
i'm the same as that too.

worst place to get cut?

moviemaker93
12-08-2004, 09:26 AM
Physical place: The brains because then you would be a bleeding dumb ass!
Actual place: follow the pink rabbit ;)

Worst way to die?

Eamane
12-08-2004, 11:20 AM
embraced by an anaconda.

Worst title for a book?

Carnage Escobar
12-08-2004, 04:50 PM
"What goes around, cums around".

Worst place to catch your girlfriend naked?

tyneside_lad
12-08-2004, 04:59 PM
in my dads bed

worst time to get drunk?

CapricornDevil
12-08-2004, 05:03 PM
At your high school graduation ceremony.


Worst thing to be voted as by your classmate? (Such as Most Likely to Succeed?)

tyneside_lad
12-08-2004, 05:05 PM
most likely to die a virgin

worst thing to say on a date?

CapricornDevil
12-08-2004, 05:08 PM
So, wanna see a trick I learned in prison?


Worst pick up line?

Moridin
12-08-2004, 05:10 PM
Nice legs, baby. What time do they open?

Worst movie line?

CapricornDevil
12-08-2004, 05:14 PM
"Stop! Or my mom will shoot!"

Worst movie title?

tyneside_lad
12-08-2004, 05:21 PM
"Police Acadamy 8: the same jokes again"

worst time to need to go to the toilet?

CapricornDevil
12-08-2004, 05:31 PM
Trust me on this one...when you are giving a lecture to students.


Worst person to have live in the apartment above you?

tyneside_lad
12-08-2004, 05:37 PM
(Cap, i know that feeling)

a witness in the FBI protection program with people about to target the building

worst name to call your partner?

thezez
12-08-2004, 06:12 PM
s**t

Worst thing to name a child?

krushgroove19
12-08-2004, 06:29 PM
Kickme, or Bubbles

worst name for an elementary school teacher?

project Doom
12-08-2004, 08:59 PM
Mrs. Dick :D



Worst food to cook up for your girlfriend when trying to impress her with your cooking skills??

equipe
12-08-2004, 09:02 PM
Cherries Jubilee Flambee

Worst way to ruin a date?

The Moose
12-08-2004, 09:29 PM
by showering your date with mud in the middle of a fancy dinner

worst way to get arrested?

project Doom
12-08-2004, 10:08 PM
In the nude..


Worst person to see at a strip club?

thezez
12-08-2004, 10:22 PM
Your mom

Worst thing to discover hidden in your wallet?

equipe
12-08-2004, 10:24 PM
A recipt from a strip club with $5000 in champagne room charges.

Worst thing to find in a glovebox?

ViRUs
12-08-2004, 10:26 PM
a 100 dollar gift certificate that expired yesterday....

worst person to perform surgery on you?

thezez
12-08-2004, 10:30 PM
Dr. Nick Rivera

Worst person to take to a NFL game?

The Moose
12-08-2004, 10:32 PM
michael jackson

worst game you ever bought?

equipe
12-08-2004, 10:32 PM
A person with really bad B.O and a penchant to start fights in the crowd

Worst thing to say to a pro athlete?

thezez
12-08-2004, 10:34 PM
'My boobs are bigger than yours'

Worst thing to find in your toilet?

The Moose
12-08-2004, 10:35 PM
you're on drugs aren't ya

worst game you ever bought?

thezez
12-08-2004, 10:40 PM
Wakeboarding Unleashed (What was I smoking?)

Worst opportunity you missed out on?

The Moose
12-08-2004, 11:03 PM
i would prefer not to say

worst thing you'ev ever said to your boss?

thezez
12-08-2004, 11:05 PM
I once told my boss he was a stuck up prick when I was drunk

Worst thing you can say to a judge?

The Moose
12-08-2004, 11:15 PM
hey dogface, how are ya

worst thing to tell Osama?

thezez
12-08-2004, 11:16 PM
"I love what you've done with your hair"

Worst place to go to sleep?

The Moose
12-08-2004, 11:25 PM
on some very busy railway tracks

worst thing you ever bought for more than $200

equipe
12-09-2004, 10:35 AM
A few expensive nights out that turned into sh-t fests

Worst person to comment on politics?

pixiness
12-09-2004, 10:39 AM
An anarchist.

Worst person to vacation with?

equipe
12-09-2004, 10:42 AM
Ann Coulter!

Worst possible cs! poster?

CapricornDevil
12-09-2004, 11:05 AM
An angry tranvestite midget that has the hots for Frizzo



Worst political analyst?

equipe
12-09-2004, 11:08 AM
Tucker Carlson

Worst news program?

CapricornDevil
12-09-2004, 11:19 AM
Anything with Al Franken.


Worst car ever made?

moviemaker93
12-09-2004, 11:22 AM
Yugo( it was so bad that it was at the price of 2,000$ when it existed)

Best car ever made?

moviemaker93
12-09-2004, 11:23 AM
Yugo( it was so bad that it was at the price of 2,000$ when it existed)

Worst recipe/ingredient for a cure to cancer?

CapricornDevil
12-09-2004, 11:23 AM
Anything my sister cooks.


Worst sports car?

moviemaker93
12-09-2004, 11:25 AM
I personally think that there isn't any bad sports car.

Worst recipe/ingredient for a cure to cancer?

CapricornDevil
12-09-2004, 11:27 AM
I already answered that.


Worst law on the books?

ViRUs
12-09-2004, 11:27 AM
so the Yugo is the worst and best car?

I didnt realize that you can cure cancer by cooking it in a oven so ill just assume you mean "thing inside". That is the technical term i do believe.

*edit* dang you capricorn, you beat me to it.

Ok, here is probably the worse law in Ohio. No person can own a tiger, unless it is kept indoors at all times, or kept under supervision. I have no idea who would want a Tiger that bad.................. I dont know.

Worst way to break a bone?

moviemaker93
12-09-2004, 11:31 AM
With stciks and stones ;)

Worst thing to tell the man who saved your life?

thezez
12-09-2004, 01:48 PM
"You smell funny"

Worst place to find your cat that has been missing for a year?

CapricornDevil
12-09-2004, 02:09 PM
In the oven


Worst thing that could happen on your wedding day?

moviemaker93
12-09-2004, 03:02 PM
Get screwed... after the wedding... in the honeymoon sweet ... where the bride walks in.

Worst place to go on your honeymoon?

krushgroove19
12-09-2004, 03:03 PM
new wife cheats on me with best man and they team up against me and castrate me, and then on the way out of the hotel, i fall down the stairs breaking every bone in my body, and everybody in the hotel lobby laughs at me and i go into a light coma so i can still feel the pain and die twenty years later (as you can see, i've put a lot of thought into this)

worst way to die?

moviemaker93
12-09-2004, 03:16 PM
Funny i of all people has asked this question before and now I'm about to answer it.

* Walks into thread *
* answers question *
Worst way to die is by your girlfriend chocking you to death.

Worst thing to walk into that looks like something it isn't?

pixiness
12-09-2004, 04:32 PM
thinking you're walking into a pool of water only to find out it's vaseline

worst circumstances under which to use a public restroom?

krushgroove19
12-09-2004, 06:20 PM
to die, or just because you have explosive diarrhea because public restrooms are gross enough already

worst part of your body to donate to charity?

The Moose
12-09-2004, 10:06 PM
your torso

worst thing to find in your wallet?

thezez
12-09-2004, 10:47 PM
your torso :D

Worst thing to have charged to your credit card?

equipe
12-09-2004, 10:51 PM
16 kilos of afghan smack

Worst way to kill yourself?

krushgroove19
12-09-2004, 10:51 PM
slitting my own throat, because that's my greatest fear, the throat slitting

worst animal to find the remains of on your porch?

The Moose
12-09-2004, 10:56 PM
a blue whale

worst thing to find in your doghouse?

thezez
12-09-2004, 11:03 PM
a human body

worst thing to get touched by?

equipe
12-09-2004, 11:03 PM
an ebola infected monkey

Worst way to embarass yourself?

The Moose
12-09-2004, 11:12 PM
probably all your clothes blowing off at the same time

worst thing to find written in an email to you?

krushgroove19
12-09-2004, 11:13 PM
"i can add 6 inches to your penis size, really!" because i get those all the time and they're flooding my email

worst situation to be in when you realize you're naked from the waist down?

equipe
12-09-2004, 11:21 PM
When taking the oath of office to be president of the USA

Worst time to let one rip?

Crow T. Robot
12-09-2004, 11:46 PM
while giving a eulogy at a funeral, because it would totally kill the solemness of the occasion.

worst time to realize that the rules of physics do apply to you afterall?

equipe
12-09-2004, 11:48 PM
In the middle of trying to do a Matrix stlye building jump

Worst Pizza topping

Crow T. Robot
12-09-2004, 11:49 PM
anchovies because the ninja turtles told me

worst kids cartoon ever?

krushgroove19
12-10-2004, 12:01 AM
rocket power, because it was the beginning of the nickelodeon downfall

worst kid's show in general?

Crow T. Robot
12-10-2004, 12:05 AM
Power Rangers because there is nothing more annoying than a 4 year old that thinks he knows kung fu.

worst Coen Brothers movie?

krushgroove19
12-10-2004, 12:07 AM
hmm... didn't realize there was a bad one... oh wait. they did intolerable cruelty. that's the one

worst modern director?

Crow T. Robot
12-10-2004, 12:09 AM
not Kim Jung Ill, because he makes me laugh.

worst modern private dick?

equipe
12-10-2004, 12:09 AM
Rene Harlin

Worst possible film director?

krushgroove19
12-10-2004, 12:16 AM
tom arnold, just because

worst name for a rock band?

The Moose
12-10-2004, 12:21 AM
The Rockers

worst name for a pet elephant

project Doom
12-10-2004, 12:53 AM
Tiny




Worst movie to watch with your girlfriend, when she specifically told you she wanted to see a ''romantic'' movie.

equipe
12-10-2004, 12:55 AM
Ichi the Killer

Worst movie to show a priest?

Crow T. Robot
12-10-2004, 01:26 AM
Priest
terminator

worst movie to show a rabbi?

equipe
12-10-2004, 01:38 AM
A nazi propaganda film

worst song to sing at christmas?

Crow T. Robot
12-10-2004, 01:40 AM
The Facts of Life theme song because what does that have to do with anything?

worst christmas song?

The Moose
12-10-2004, 01:47 AM
for me, it's i saw mommy kissing santa claus under the mistletoe. just doesn't work rhythmically for me

worst food you've eaten?

Crow T. Robot
12-10-2004, 01:51 AM
Ive eaten in a few crappy restraurants in my time, but none that I can remember

you?

The Moose
12-10-2004, 01:56 AM
i don't thinnk tha ti could put a label on it, but i think that it would probably have to go to some sort of seafood

worst thing to throw through a window

Crow T. Robot
12-10-2004, 02:36 AM
a grenade, unless your trying to kill someone. In that case it would be one of the best things to throw through a window.

worst thing to throw into the ring during a boxing match?

moviemaker93
12-10-2004, 02:54 AM
Yourself

Worst present to give your wife on your anniversary?

equipe
12-10-2004, 02:55 AM
nothing...

Worst thing to throw into a swimming pool?

moviemaker93
12-10-2004, 02:56 AM
Worms

Worst thing to throw into a wrestling match( this one i would also answer ''yourself'')?

The Moose
12-10-2004, 03:31 AM
a slag saying that you could take both of the involved persons

worst thing to say to a satanist

equipe
12-10-2004, 04:32 AM
Hi, I'm a Catholic Priest...

Worst animal to be put down your pants?

project Doom
12-10-2004, 11:08 AM
rat



Worst person to let into your house, on a stormy night, when you're home alone?

Carnage Escobar
12-10-2004, 05:58 PM
Freddy Krueger

Worst person to be your butler?

thezez
12-10-2004, 06:08 PM
Richard Simmons

Worst person to play Rachel on friends instead of Jennifer Anniston?

Crow T. Robot
12-10-2004, 08:40 PM
Macho Man randy savage because he couldnt nail the emotional depth of the character

worst person to play Willy Loman in death of a salesman?

krushgroove19
12-10-2004, 11:22 PM
rob schneider, because his talents are better left to humor;)

worst alcoholic drink to have before going to see "the passion of the christ"?

thezez
12-11-2004, 12:38 AM
Bloody Mary

Worst food to eat while watching Silence of the Lambs?

project Doom
12-11-2004, 12:52 AM
brains



Worst food to eat for its ''nutrition'' value?

tyneside_lad
12-11-2004, 03:01 PM
fish... i can't stand it

worst time to get drunk?

Bozzo
12-11-2004, 03:08 PM
before you go to work.

Worst way to die?

tyneside_lad
12-11-2004, 03:16 PM
dying alone

worst time to think you can fly?

Bozzo
12-11-2004, 03:25 PM
When your jumping off a sky-scraper into moving traffic. (If you don't die from Cement Poisoning, you'll get run over)

The worst way to try to kill someone.

tyneside_lad
12-11-2004, 03:31 PM
with a rubber chicken

worst time to become an atheist?

sonjablue
12-11-2004, 05:20 PM
Right before the death knocks on your door.

Worst place to see an old friend?

tyneside_lad
12-11-2004, 05:34 PM
when you're messing the bed with their wife

worst time to think you are invulnerable?

Carnage Escobar
12-11-2004, 07:37 PM
Whenever you think you're God.

Worst car to drive?

GGGG
12-11-2004, 08:20 PM
Trabant

worst person to fake he/she is indeed nice?

krushgroove19
12-11-2004, 10:22 PM
your parents

worst person to give you advice on love?

halo7
12-11-2004, 11:13 PM
hugh grant

worst thing to see in a jewlery store

krushgroove19
12-11-2004, 11:32 PM
the police cruiser approaching as you stuff a diamond necklace into your pants pocket

worst sequel ever?

halo7
12-11-2004, 11:45 PM
Baby Geniuses 2: super babies

worst "cult classic"?

krushgroove19
12-12-2004, 12:00 AM
the rocky horror picture show. i just never got into that movie, and ended up being pissed off at it

worst movie in general?

halo7
12-12-2004, 12:20 AM
once again baby geniuses 2: super babies

worst author?

Crow T. Robot
12-12-2004, 12:21 AM
That Ive seen: Space Mutiny. but I heard Manos: The hand of fate is even worse

worst movie you have seen?

krushgroove19
12-12-2004, 12:27 AM
little big foot, no wait, blood freak (about a half man, half turkey that survives off of the blood of heroin addicted nudists)

worst horror creature?

stonefaced_1
12-12-2004, 12:42 AM
Wolfen

Worst time to watch a depressing movie?

Crow T. Robot
12-12-2004, 12:43 AM
The Giant Gila monster. Well, giant in that he is bigger than the miniature set he is filmed in

worst dustin hoffman movie?

halo7
12-12-2004, 12:44 AM
right after you see someone get hit by a bus.

worst time to get hit by a bus?

halo7
12-12-2004, 12:45 AM
ok it seems like there is some people posting at the same time so ill just restart this

worst southpark episode?

stonefaced_1
12-12-2004, 12:45 AM
I'm going to say Sphere. That movie was terrible.

Worst time to kill a hooker?

halo7
12-12-2004, 12:46 AM
before having sex with her

worst fan-fic on the boards?

stonefaced_1
12-12-2004, 12:48 AM
KeyserLime's "Script for School"

Worst time to lost your wallet?

Skinny
12-12-2004, 02:14 AM
When you're about to pay the cashier for a service that was already done for you

Worst time to stay awake?

halo7
12-12-2004, 09:50 AM
when high on acid * i wouldnt know ive just seen it in the movies*

worst time to get kicked in the balls?

project Doom
12-12-2004, 11:15 AM
When you're about to get busy with your girlfriend.



Worst place to fly to for a ''fun'' vacation?

Carnage Escobar
12-12-2004, 11:43 AM
Out in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

Worst costume you could possibly wear?

Vincenzo
12-12-2004, 12:01 PM
One of those shirts that says "Costume".

Worst thing to do after you get castrated...

halo7
12-12-2004, 12:08 PM
go streaking

worst thing to do while drinking milk?

moviemaker93
12-12-2004, 12:38 PM
Pouring it out of your nose.

Worst reason to be going to hell for?

Carnage Escobar
12-13-2004, 12:19 AM
Slapping a woman's ass.

Worst reason why you should go skydiving?

equipe
12-13-2004, 01:46 AM
because you drop the only parachute out the door while the plane is going to crash.

Worst reason to get married?

moviemaker93
12-13-2004, 04:19 AM
It's hard to pick between the girl's body or the money. Well if she's rich then probably both if not then i guess it only for her body.

Worst time & place to get married?

project Doom
12-13-2004, 09:59 AM
In the middle of any war.


Worst thing to be doing while driving your car?

BEXSTAR
12-13-2004, 10:22 AM
Trumping

Worst christmas present

moviemaker93
12-13-2004, 03:55 PM
Coal of course.

Worst kid ever to be on the naughty list?

krushgroove19
12-13-2004, 06:07 PM
billy the kid

worst person to be stuck in an elevator with?

Carnage Escobar
12-13-2004, 08:12 PM
The crackhead that lives two blocks down from my house.

Worst high school memory?

KUsubaruchick
12-13-2004, 08:19 PM
taking a test drunk (i forgot it was test day... oops)

worst rap song?

equipe
12-13-2004, 08:25 PM
Anything by Nelly

Worst boy band?

KUsubaruchick
12-13-2004, 08:27 PM
backstreet boys

worst song to dedicate to your sweetie?

equipe
12-13-2004, 08:30 PM
Anything by boy george. Unless that's your thing... Not that there's anything wrong with that. ;)

Worst song to sing to your mother?

KUsubaruchick
12-13-2004, 08:36 PM
you're pretty when i'm drunk - bloodhound gang

worst thing to say to a cop after being pulled over?

equipe
12-13-2004, 08:38 PM
Bad Cop! No Donut!

Worst thing to say when crossing the border?

KUsubaruchick
12-13-2004, 08:39 PM
"By the way, I totally didn't smuggle any drugs with me" and wink

worst thing to tell your parents?

equipe
12-13-2004, 08:43 PM
I've been busted by the chinese police for carrying drugs and need $30,000 to get out of custody. Or I spend the rest of my life in jail.

Worst thing to tell a grandparent?

KUsubaruchick
12-13-2004, 08:49 PM
My grammy would have freaked if I told her about any of my body mods, or that I think Catholicism is stupid

worst celine dion song?

equipe
12-13-2004, 08:53 PM
You want me to choose just one???

Worst song to play at a wedding?

KUsubaruchick
12-13-2004, 08:57 PM
when worlds collide - powerman 5000

worst question for someone to ask when they're trying to get to know you?

equipe
12-13-2004, 09:02 PM
*does chris rock impression* Would ya like some dick with that?

Worst thing to say to a girl on the first date?

KUsubaruchick
12-13-2004, 09:07 PM
"i'm just using you to make my ex jealous"

worst place to pick up a chick?

equipe
12-13-2004, 09:09 PM
An abstinance rally.

Worst place to propose?

moviemaker93
12-14-2004, 02:12 AM
Doesn't matter. Worst time to propose is the question and that is that the Worst place to propose could be anywhere as long as the couple is fighting.

Worst way to propose?

stonefaced_1
12-14-2004, 03:28 AM
When Jaws pops out of the water.

Worst time to go to sleep?

equipe
12-14-2004, 03:49 AM
While driving and leading the Monaco GP

Worst time to lose a contact lense?

moviemaker93
12-14-2004, 04:52 AM
when your teaching a class.

Worst place to find your contact lense?

project Doom
12-14-2004, 09:45 AM
underneath your shoe!


Worst cartoon to watch with your kid?

moviemaker93
12-14-2004, 11:33 AM
South park meets the simpsons ;)

Worst time for you son/daughter to walk in on you?
A. when your making love to your wife in a naughty way.
B. when your watching porno.
C. When your sleeping with someone he/she never saw before.

krushgroove19
12-14-2004, 06:24 PM
d: when you're preparing to auction them off on ebay for quick cash

worst object to put on the mantle of your fireplace?

Vincenzo
12-14-2004, 08:11 PM
A gas canister

Worst thing to do after getting fired?

ViRUs
12-14-2004, 10:33 PM
start crying and begging for your job back

worst thing to say on a first date?

project Doom
12-15-2004, 12:19 AM
I'll show you mine, if you show me yours!!




Worst place to have your wedding ceremony?

KeyserLime
12-15-2004, 12:51 AM
MacDonalds

Worst thing to drop from the Empire State Building

moviemaker93
12-15-2004, 02:36 AM
Yourself or maybe king kong will do that before you ;)

Worst thing to build in the spot the world trade center :waa: crashed?

Oh by the way nice answer to my recent question, krushgroove.

The Moose
12-15-2004, 03:54 AM
a terrorist training centre

worst thing to throw at the President?

moviemaker93
12-15-2004, 04:31 AM
Anything that isn't money.

Worst illegal thing to be caught doing?

The Moose
12-15-2004, 04:38 AM
murdering someone

worst legal thing to be caught doing?

moviemaker93
12-15-2004, 04:42 AM
Watching a bad movie.

Worst person to be seen on the roof of their building, naked and lying on a beach chair with butter all over their body?

The Moose
12-15-2004, 04:50 AM
elizabeth taylor

worst person to throw a rock at?

moviemaker93
12-15-2004, 04:54 AM
Bin laden and the gang.

Worst place for osama to hide next?

project Doom
12-15-2004, 11:25 AM
In your closet...


Worst thing to discover about your mom?

krushgroove19
12-15-2004, 11:32 AM
that she's a transsexual prostitute

worst place to find your dad on a sunday night?

moviemaker93
12-15-2004, 12:17 PM
Don't play smart with me. Where we you on sunday night? That is the question!

Worst time to be getting a midnight snack?

Carnage Escobar
12-15-2004, 04:18 PM
5:00 am

Worst thing to say to your girlfriend while having sex?

CapricornDevil
12-15-2004, 04:41 PM
Wait...your not a man???


Worst thing to find out on a first date?

project Doom
12-15-2004, 05:07 PM
That your date is a serial killer.



Worst thing to happen to you while visiting the zoo?

ipecac66
12-16-2004, 01:46 AM
Being caught licking monkey butt that one time when i was 6

Worst thing to happen when licking monkey butt

The Moose
12-16-2004, 01:52 AM
somebody catches you, and then licks your own butt

worst thing to happen when you're cooking dinner?

moviemaker93
12-16-2004, 09:50 AM
That's too severe to mention, dude... let's just say that when you get involved in a cooking problem you could be a little forgetful when your supposed to take out the food... * Steam... lots of steam... lots and lots and lots of steam... I think you can figure out the rest for yourself *

Worst person to be hosting the president/mayor for dinner?

project Doom
12-16-2004, 10:00 AM
Hannibal Lector



Worst place to be when you suddenly get hit with a ''diarrhea'' problem.

moviemaker93
12-16-2004, 10:06 AM
Far far away... From home. Okay being serious i would say in class( especially of your in the middle of the speech) or work giving a lecture or maybe when your exercising or on a roller-coaster.

Worst place to be heard passing gas?

Klimber
12-16-2004, 01:48 PM
During your wedding vows. Close second: In the delivery room as your wife is getting a c-section.

Worst place to be when the effects of food posioning are set in?

krushgroove19
12-16-2004, 06:38 PM
when you're giving your inauguration speech as the new President of the United States of America

worst instrument to be used in a rock and roll band?

The Moose
12-16-2004, 09:39 PM
a rock

worst message to get from your cousin?

Carnage Escobar
12-16-2004, 11:31 PM
"I'm pregnant with your baby."

Worst delivery you could get from somebody?

krushgroove19
12-16-2004, 11:46 PM
anthrax

worst thing to hear from the president?

stonefaced_1
12-17-2004, 12:10 AM
"I don't know"

Worst time to hear "I don't know"?

krushgroove19
12-17-2004, 12:15 AM
"oh snap! here come your parents! where are my pants?"
"i don't know."

worst stand up comedian?

stonefaced_1
12-17-2004, 12:21 AM
Larry the Cable Guy. I hate that stupid hick.

Worst time to fall asleep?

krushgroove19
12-17-2004, 12:24 AM
when you're on a race against the clock mission to stop the commies from deploying all their nukes

worst person to send on that mission?

stonefaced_1
12-17-2004, 12:27 AM
Ethan Suplee (why not?)

Worst current tv commerical?

krushgroove19
12-17-2004, 12:29 AM
i'm getting really cheesed off at all of the bowflex equipment commercials

worst person to advertise bowflex equipment?

Crow T. Robot
12-17-2004, 12:43 AM
O.J. Simpson because its hard to think about fitness when you see him

worst occupation for O.J. Simpson to get into?

The Moose
12-17-2004, 01:47 AM
lecturing on how to get away from the crime scene

worst thing that Dubya could do this term?

Crow T. Robot
12-17-2004, 01:51 AM
Im gonna go with not touch social security

worst thing Osama Bin Laden can do this term?

The Moose
12-17-2004, 01:58 AM
destroy the entire world. well, it couldn't really get worse, could it?

worst thing that happened to a friend of yuors today?

Carnage Escobar
12-17-2004, 01:30 PM
Him getting killed by someone that I despise.

Worst time period of your life?

Klimber
12-17-2004, 03:42 PM
any time after Ninty: You can eat solid foods cause you cant find your teeth and even you did it would give you diarreia. You keep getting new "roommates" cause your current one keep dying. Every thing smells like urine and poopie adult undergarments.

Worst time to fool around with your "Ex"?

Carnage Escobar
12-17-2004, 04:37 PM
When you're about to get married to someone else.

Worst person to advertise Trojan condoms?

Klimber
12-17-2004, 04:53 PM
This girl:
http://www.bobfromaccounting.com/9_11/crackwhorelarge1111.jpg

** shutters **

Worst time to have sex?

CapricornDevil
12-17-2004, 06:04 PM
At your own wedding reception....with the caterer.


Worst music to listen to on a cross-country road trip?

The Moose
12-17-2004, 08:08 PM
justin timberlake

worst thing to put a mouse in?

ipecac66
12-17-2004, 09:43 PM
I'm gonna with the obvious answer: Your bag of delicous bagels.

Worst thing to do on a trampoline

The Moose
12-17-2004, 09:52 PM
land straddling the bar that goes around the edge of it

worst thing to do in the kitchen?

Mr.MIKe
12-17-2004, 10:20 PM
set it on fire

Worst thing to do on a date?

The Moose
12-17-2004, 10:39 PM
throw you date into a septic tank

worst thing to flush down the toilet?

Mr.MIKe
12-17-2004, 10:43 PM
a brick

Worst thing to say to the police?

The Moose
12-17-2004, 11:12 PM
i didn't do it.

worst thing to tell your psychiatrist?

Mr.MIKe
12-17-2004, 11:20 PM
I'm not in this to give you money...

Worst way to gain weight?

The Moose
12-17-2004, 11:29 PM
by carrying bricks around.

worst thing to eat on your wedding night?

Mr.MIKe
12-17-2004, 11:32 PM
Beans and Garlic

Worst movie to watch with your dying friend?

The Moose
12-17-2004, 11:39 PM
The Exorcist

worst CD that you nearly bought?

krushgroove19
12-18-2004, 01:46 AM
i hate to admit this, but back in jr.high, my friend and i almost split a britney spears cd just for the pictures. i'm glad i didn't

worst movie ever?

moviemaker93
12-18-2004, 01:54 AM
In my opinion out of all the movies that i saw the worst was a tie between cats and dogs & the country bears. Those movies sucked all the way to heaven the only reason i saw them because i was little when they were out.

Worst person to go to hell?/worst person to go to heaven?

The Moose
12-18-2004, 02:18 AM
worst person to go to heaven- joint between George W. Bush and Bill H. Gates

worst thing to cook for lunch?

moviemaker93
12-18-2004, 02:26 AM
Duck, duck, duck, duck... Goose ;)

Worst mistake bush could possibly make?

The Moose
12-18-2004, 03:03 AM
declare war on russia

worst president in US history?

Crow T. Robot
12-18-2004, 03:06 AM
Carter or Harding come to mind as bad, while Gilded Age presidents dont come to mind at all.

Worst robber-baron?

The Moose
12-18-2004, 07:42 PM
no idea

worst thing to drink with a roast dinner?

Carnage Escobar
12-18-2004, 09:57 PM
piss-flavored Sprite

Worst song to cry to?

ViRUs
12-18-2004, 10:26 PM
Just Lose It by Eminem

worst idea for a product?

Crow T. Robot
12-18-2004, 10:31 PM
clear whiskey, which was in fact an actual product

worst idea for a TV show?

CapricornDevil
12-18-2004, 10:34 PM
Survivor....god, that show was horrible.


Worst reality TV show ever made?

Crow T. Robot
12-18-2004, 10:35 PM
The swan

worst reality show contestant/castmember?

CapricornDevil
12-18-2004, 10:38 PM
The "stereotypically flamboyant gay guy" on damn near ever season of "Real World." You know...the guy that is gay...and nothing else. Every conversation has to be about him being gay, he is so feminine he is one estrogen pill away from actually being a woman.


Worst sitcom?

The Moose
12-19-2004, 03:16 AM
some people won't be too happy about this, but fraiser just didn't do it for me

worst cartoon show?

Mr.MIKe
12-19-2004, 08:28 AM
Yu Ghi Yo or something...

Worst teen singer?

GGGG
12-19-2004, 08:54 AM
I hate ashlee Simpson
worst sisters in showbiz?

Mr.MIKe
12-19-2004, 08:58 AM
Hilton sisters

Worst remake?

CapricornDevil
12-19-2004, 12:06 PM
The Manchurian Candidate. Just can't top the original.


Worst TV show turned to movie?

Carnage Escobar
12-19-2004, 12:17 PM
The Brady Bunch

Worst person to be your make-up artist?

CapricornDevil
12-19-2004, 12:18 PM
Tammy Faye Baker


Worst person to be your wardrobe consultant?

Mr.MIKe
12-19-2004, 12:58 PM
Peter Jackson (love the guy though)

Worst way to end a pleasant conversation?

krushgroove19
12-19-2004, 01:06 PM
well, it was good to see ya, have a nice day and all that, oh and real quick, i killed your family and mutilated their bodies, and then i defecated on them. anyway, see ya around!

worst way to start a conversation?

Mr.MIKe
12-19-2004, 01:11 PM
Daammn you fine, you know that old saying, don't hesitate, masterbate. Anyway, let's shake on it!

Worst way to confess you cheated on your wife?

krushgroove19
12-19-2004, 01:13 PM
by the way, my girlfriend wants to know if she can borrow your high heels this weekend when i go on my business trip. and by business trip i mean we're getting a hotel room for a couple of days.

worst person to steal your car?

moviemaker93
12-19-2004, 01:16 PM
It's not my fault. It's hers * Points to sexy girl * I couldn't resist her. She tempted me with a lollipop and twisted it in her mouth. I thought to myself when do i get an opportunity like this so i went ahead because she is so hot and i thought i already slept with my wife so now it would be a good chance to dump her and sleep with someone even better.

Worst person to cheat on your wife with?

Mr.MIKe
12-19-2004, 01:19 PM
Her sister

Worst actress to want attention?

krushgroove19
12-19-2004, 01:25 PM
well, technically, britney spears did try and become an actress, so i'm gonna say her

worst action/comedy buddy movie ever?

Crow T. Robot
12-19-2004, 08:00 PM
Tango and Cash with Kurt Russel and Sylvester Stallone. Just a little too cliche.

worst Steven Seagal movie?

The Moose
12-19-2004, 08:13 PM
they're all pretty terrible IMO, but i'd say The Patriot

worst movie coming out next year?