The world's worst......

[Crow T. Robot]

Casin-Ho starring Joe Pesci

worst music video?

[krushgroove19]

name an aaron carter video, because they're all the worst one

worst cover of a classic rock tune?

[Crow T. Robot]

Britney Spears covering 'Satisfaction' and I dont even have to make a joke about it for it be funny

worst film villian?

[krushgroove19]

the bad guy from mr. nanny

worst cover band ever?

[Crow T. Robot]

I dont any cover bands

worst book to film adaptation?

[krushgroove19]

christmas with the kranks, based on john grisham's skipping christmas

worst comic book?

[Crow T. Robot]

any educational-type comic book

worst movie ever?

[krushgroove19]

citizen kane, because it's old, and orson welles was just some hack (j/k)

worst movie director of all time (besides ed wood)?

[Crow T. Robot]

ever seen 'Hobgoblins'? The guy who directed that

worst actor of all time?

[krushgroove19]

tom arnold

worst car racing movie?

[Crow T. Robot]

2 fast 2 furious because Vin Diesel isnt in it, and nothing is good without Vin Diesel

worst Steven Seagal movie?

[krushgroove19]

fire down below

worst action hero?

[Crow T. Robot]

Steven Seagal, The Glimmer Man-nuff said

worst comedic actor?

[krushgroove19]

carrot top, if you can call him that

worst rodney dangerfield movie?

[Crow T. Robot]

that one where he is a soccer coach for a kids team, or something

worst adam Sandler movie?

[krushgroove19]

goin' overboard

worst saturday night live movie spinoff?

[Crow T. Robot]

Superstar, I never even liked the sketches it was based on

worst SNL host?

[krushgroove19]

britney spears, the only funny skits she ever was in she barely even moved

worst running character on snl?

[Crow T. Robot]

any of Maya Rudolph's recurring characters

worst snl castmember?

[krushgroove19]

never was too fond of rachel dratch, she was always kind of annoying to me

worst snl imitation variety show?

[Crow T. Robot]

MadTV, why this show has been on so long is beyond my comprehension. how long can racial jokes entertain people?

worst snl music guest?

[krushgroove19]

ashlee simpson, although the fiasco was damned entertaining

worst musical guest who was also the host?

[Crow T. Robot]

Jennifer Lopez or Britney Spears because they are as good at music as they are at acting

worst CS forum?

[moviemaker93]

Horror because i simply hate horror.

Worst stunt to perform?

[krushgroove19]

sticking your head in a crocodile's mouth

worst place to stick your keys?

[equipe]

in an outhouse hole

Worst person to go on a romantic date with?

[moviemaker93]

Bucketman from the newer( And crappier) version of all that.

Worst place to bump into your english teacher?

[KUsubaruchick]

strip club

worst thing to find in your bed?

[moviemaker93]

Your best friend

Worst person to be your stalker? P.S. strip club was exactly the answer i was looking for!

[twaas1]

Charlie Sheen........He creeps me out except on Spin City


Worst thing to have to eat when your all out of food

[KUsubaruchick]

the neighbor's cat

worst invention?

[moviemaker93]

THE BOARD

Worst person to be?

[Carnage Escobar]

Rodney Dangerfield

Worst person to take out on a date?

[project Doom]

your friend's mom :omg:



Worst song to dance to?

[Crow T. Robot]

the macarena for obvious reasons

worst person to have as your wingman in an air campaign against the Nazi airforce circa 1942?

[Tornado]

Helen Keller. ;)

*ba-zing*

Worst attempt at "a new food" of all time?

[krushgroove19]

spamurkey (spam turkey)

worst day of the year to work in retail?

[Crow T. Robot]

today and tomorrow and the next 30 or so days afterwards

worst day of the year period?

[krushgroove19]

columbus day

worst federal holiday that you have to work during?

[Crow T. Robot]

I have a government job, I dont have to work any holidays. suckers!

worst way to celebrate arbor day?

[krushgroove19]

clear cut a forest so the circus you hired for the celebration has somewhere to perform

worst holiday?

[Crow T. Robot]

probably one of the jewish holidays

worst way to celebrate Easter?

[krushgroove19]

have a big, noisy, tacky parade in the religious section of town during all of the services, and then have a MST3K like screening of the passion

worst cs thread in history?

[Crow T. Robot]

what are you wearing because there is only one thing I can post on it: my smile

worst person possible to play jesus in a movie?

[krushgroove19]

tom arnold (yeah, he'd make a worse jesus than marilyn manson)

worst possible person to direct said jesus movie?

[Tornado]

Marilyn Manson

Worst TV show ever?

[krushgroove19]

the view. 'nuff said (strangely enough, marilyn manson is playing jesus in a stage adaptation of george a romero's diamond dead)

worst person to host a late night talk show?

[Crow T. Robot]

lets say Jay Leno.

worst Tom Arnold movie?

[krushgroove19]

the stupids

worst tom arnold marriage?

[Crow T. Robot]

roseanne, just look at her!

worst celebrity marriage?

[Carnage Escobar]

J.Lo and any man alive.

Worst brand of gum?

[krushgroove19]

extra because there's absolutely nothing extra about it

worst thing to have to come clean about?

[Crow T. Robot]

killing someone because its something we all can relate to, right?

worst place in the world to live?

[krushgroove19]

next door to tom arnold because he'd probably try to make you mow his lawn or tell you lame jokes or something

worst lawn chore?

[thezez]

Cleaning the bird crap off the gnomes

worst place to be found with spagetthi?

[Crow T. Robot]

a mexican restaurant

worst place to be found with tacos?

[cg124]

burger king


worst celeb to be your inmate(no michael jackson)

[thezez]

EDIT:Oops
Martha Stuart

Worst place to have an inflatable sheep?

[krushgroove19]

prom (trust me)

worst animal to be reincarnated as?

[Crow T. Robot]

the noble anteater because it is underappreciated

worst animal to adopt for police work?

[thezez]

dung beetle

worse place to find your mom?

[Crow T. Robot]

brothel

worst place to find your dad?

[thezez]

a gay burlesque show in vegas.

Worst place to be twirling a baton?

[impulse]

In a Prison! lol

Worst time to sneeze?

[project Doom]

Into your partner's mouth while making out.



Worst thing to drive when picking your prom date up?

[Crow T. Robot]

a bobcat with a saddle on its back

worst place to go to eat on a prom date?

[moviemaker93]

Singles bar/Chucky cheeses

Worst place to go to on a date?

[Skinny]

McDonalds

Worst place to have a high school dance at?

[moviemaker93]

The roof of a very high building.

Worst person to be bullying you?

[SnoBorderZero]

My mom

World's worst rapper?

[thezez]

Martha Stuart (again)

Worst place to hear the phrase "and this is my pet armadillo" ?

[project Doom]

At your NEW (boyfriends/girlfriends) house.


Worst thing to say to your friend, when he/she asks what you think about their new (boyfriend/girlfriend)..

[Carnage Escobar]

"Your boyfriend/girlfriend looks like he/she's OD'd on crack- times 3!"

Worst cable channel?

[The Moose]

don't get cable here, but we get some of the channels that you get with it, so i can't really answer that question

what is your favourite piece of furniture in your house?

[SnoBorderZero]

My XBOX.

Worst place to take a date.

[Carnage Escobar]

The Local Crackhouse.

Worst time to call your boyfriend/girlfriend?

[Skinny]

When he or she is about to go on a killing spree

Worst time to drive?

[Boone]

When a tornado is ripping thru your town...

Worst pick up line at a bar/dance club?

[SnoBorderZero]

Nice night huh?

Worst video game company?

[Crow T. Robot]

the guys who made superman 64

worst film company?

[Harry Potter]

disney

worst haircut you've ever had

[Deexan]

Basin cut.

Worst football (soccer) team from London?

(if you don't know any say arsenal ;))

[Harry Potter]

lol i'm sorry i support arsenal. I hope you aint a man utd, chelsea or tottenham fan ( scum) i reckon that barnet are in there with a shot

erm...... worst soccer team in the world?

[Deexan]

Port Vale FC.

Worst national anthem?

(Im a stoke city fan, but i follow man utd too...unlucky defeat today for the gooners, goal and a half at the end)

[GGGG]

probably ex USSR anthem...I think nobody uses it any longer
worst birthday?

[Carnage Escobar]

My 6th birthday.

Worst possible taxi driver?

[Crow T. Robot]

queen Latifah because she is a crazy driver! Look out!

worst thing to throw at a NBA player?

[equipe]

a loaded 9mm

worst thing to say to a priest?

[Glordreen]

"Holy" ****!

worst time to be asleep.

[Boone]

never...sleep is good...

worst thing to eat before a dentist appointment

[Drizzt240]

Onions

Worst thing to say to go a girl when you want to ask her out.

[KUsubaruchick]

"I like your boobs" (got it from Donnie Darko)

worst class to take?

[Drizzt240]

Art Class - I hate art class.

Worst day of the year?

[Carnage Escobar]

"Deck the halls, make some calls- wipe my ass and lick my balls!"

Worst thing to say to a gangster?

[Crow T. Robot]

groundhog day, because spring never comes early

worst college to go to?

[krushgroove19]

byu, because according to my friend, there's no escaping the ultramormons and it's hell

worst sport ever?

[Crow T. Robot]

female weightlifting because of the end result

worst game ever?

[krushgroove19]

backgammon because i don't know how to play it

worst place to use as a lavatory?

[KeyserLime]

I've done it, having to No.2 at the olympic hockey game in Salt Lake City


Worst Alchohlic Drink

[equipe]

Anti-freeze

Worst place to go scuba diving?

[project Doom]

In a shark tank!



Worst place to eat a romantic dinner with your significant other?

[moviemaker93]

Chucky cheese

Worst person to be your guardian?

[CapricornDevil]

Michael Jackson


Worst place to be found naked?

[moviemaker93]

Where ever your friends are.

Worst person for you to be their guardian?

[Harry Potter]

A caveman

world's worst person to be your gaurdian?

[ViRUs]

Charles Manson


Worst category in Jeopardy?

[CapricornDevil]

"Anal Bum Cover" (just a nod to SNL for the fans of the Celebrity Jeopardy skits)

Worst thing to find in your soup?

[Harry Potter]

*****

worst drink ever created?

[CapricornDevil]

Pepsi Blue


Worst thing to name your child?

[krushgroove19]

adjfkljel, because i can't pronounce it

worst person to have over for dinner?

[Carnage Escobar]

Sweet Tooth- you know, the psychopathic "Clown from Hell" from the Twisted Metal games. :D

Worst object to find in your car?

[rayzor09]

a condom. no, make that a used condom.

worst object to find in ure condom

[CapricornDevil]

Blood


Worst person to share a hotel room with?

[krushgroove19]

that balki guy from that tv show "perfect strangers" because he'd probably just do stupid things the whole night and i wouldn't get any sleep

worst place to wake up in?

[Carnage Escobar]

Freddy Krueger's Dream World.

Worst dream you've ever had?

[krushgroove19]

i've had several where i've drowned in public pools, so i avoid those now

worst place to get dumped?

[project Doom]

at the altar


Worst place to get caught making out?

[krushgroove19]

a confession booth, because when you're busted, god will kill you

worst position in american football?

[Crow T. Robot]

the kicker because everyone remembers when you screw up

worst position in basketball?

[krushgroove19]

towelboy

worst board game?

[Crow T. Robot]

monopoly because I always lose the pieces and have to play with a top hat, thimble, eraser head and grape.

worst card game?

[krushgroove19]

old maid because i always get a old maid

worst place for a parking garage?

[Crow T. Robot]

next to the offices of the studio that made Gigli, because to many people would be tempted to drive through the glass doors and kill as many as possible

worst place to setup a lingerie store?

[krushgroove19]

in a puritan/amish neighborhood

worst name for a porn star?

[Crow T. Robot]

Dick Rod or Rod Dick because where is the originality there?

worst name for a female porn star?

[krushgroove19]

roseanne barr, because no matter who it is, you imagine the real roseanne barr sitting somewhere laughing

worst celebrity?

[Crow T. Robot]

Paris Hilton because theres shameless and then theres Paris

worst famous athlete?

[krushgroove19]

mike tyson because he's a freakin' cannibal. he bit a man's ear, dammit!

worst person to have to buy a christmas present for?

[Crow T. Robot]

Kim Jung Ill because what can you get for the guy who has everything? (and will kill you)

worst political figure in world history ?

[krushgroove19]

stalin or pol pot because they were homicidal maniacs

worst stand up comedian?

[Crow T. Robot]

Carrot Top because he's a homicidal maniac, I just havent proven it yet.

worst mythological figure?

[krushgroove19]

hermes because he's just a messenger, plus he has ridiculous looking shoes

worst shoe brand?

[Crow T. Robot]

nike because I just cant do it

worst clothing label?

[krushgroove19]

tommy hilfiger, because i already know his name and i don't need a t-shirt to shout it to me whenever i go to the store

worst thing to put on toast?

[moviemaker93]

Watch indiana jones and the temple of doom and then you might get the idea of my answer.

Worst thing to eat that was in the movie ''indiana jones and the temple of doom?

[rayzor09]

anything remotely wet

worst restaraunt-theme to take your date after seeing "alien".

[thezez]

"Bill's big 'n' bloody barbeque"

Worst place to be found handcuffed to a koala?

[equipe]

The Oval Office

Worst place to be found with a pocket protector?

[krushgroove19]

WWE RAW, in the center of the ring

worst type of sandwich?

[Crow T. Robot]

one with sand in it. Get it! I made a funny!!

worst planet in the solar system?

[Carnage Escobar]

Rasberry Mushroom Sandwich

Worst concert you've been to?

[thezez]

The concert in my head :(

Worst place to be eating a butterscotch?

[equipe]

at the academy awards accepting an oscar

Worst place for your pants to fall down?

[Crow T. Robot]

giving a sermon at church about abstinence and having racy boxers on

worst place to wear short shorts and a tight fitting, pink T Shirt?

[equipe]

In Jerry Falwell's church

worst place to fall asleep?

[moviemaker93]

Class/church/ Especially your date with a girl that you seriously like.

Worst place to be found dancing?

[Harry Potter]

your grandma's garden

Worst place you've ever took a girl on a date?

[project Doom]

A funeral !



Worst thing to wear to a formal dinner?

[krushgroove19]

a belt, chaps and a smile, and that's it

worst animal to accidentally put in the dishwasher?

[project Doom]

hamster :(


worst person to wake up next to, after a night out drinking?

[ViRUs]

your mom


worst sales pitch for a product.

[thezez]

....and this is the new tampons for men....ManPons

Worst CD to play at your wedding?

[Crow T. Robot]

Europe's Final Countdown. I can just imagine it playing as the bride is walking down the aisle

worst product to sale?

[thezez]

ManPons (sorry, can't resist :D)

Worst place to hide an elephant?

[Crow T. Robot]

A peanut store because its the first place they would look

worst thing to feed a chimpanzee

[The Moose]

a rotten frog's leg

worst thing to find out in a book?

[moviemaker93]

That your teacher is an alien and is going to kill you the second you read the book.

Worst person to be your teacher and surprisingly an alien?

[ViRUs]

Wow, let me just say these are some creative ideas. :rolleyes:


Micheal Jackson, though i wouldnt be surprised he is a alien.

[Harry Potter]

You need to post a question!

[KUsubaruchick]

worst person to live with?

[project Doom]

OJ Simpson ......be afraid.........BE VERY AFRAID!!!





Worst thing to be doing in the middle of class?

[Harry Potter]

sticking your hands down your panties.

worst person to babysit

[Xander]

paris hilton/george bush

worst forum topic ever?

[Carnage Escobar]

Any forum topic made by some immature poster.

Worst time to "whack off"?

[thezez]

when your mom comes home/to visit

worst time to be watching "Its a wonderful life"?

[equipe]

While on death row.

Worst place to eat lunch?

[project Doom]

at the garbage dump.


Worst place to take your grandmother sightseeing when she visits you from out of town?

[Carnage Escobar]

The Mojave Desert

Worst movie tag-line?

[thezez]

"Gigli 2: Reloaded. This time, its good"

Worst place to discover that you are not wearing any underwear?

[krushgroove19]

there's never a bad time to not be wearing any underwear

worst thing to be arrested for?

[halo7]

RAPING A COP!!!

worst thing to sharpen?

[krushgroove19]

your finger

worst place to leave your wallet?

[thezez]

your finger shavings

worst thing to purchase when drunk?

[krushgroove19]

the party sheep

worst thing to get drunk off of?

[The Moose]

air

worst place to put your credit card

[krushgroove19]

in the hands of a con artist

worst talk show host?

[Harry Potter]

trisha.

worst person to be making babies with?

[equipe]

Michael Jackson

Worst person to become a pop sensation?

[Harry Potter]

me!

worst food to stick up your ass

[moviemaker93]

Grandmas prunes.

Worst person to bump into on your honeymoon?

[Crow T. Robot]

old girlfriend

worst shaving cream to use on your way to a big corporate meeting?

[moviemaker93]

The one what that i like to call ''TOOTHPASTE''.

Worst person to have a crush on you?

[moviemaker93]

The one that i like to call ''TOOTHPASTE''.

Worst person to have a crush on you?

[Crow T. Robot]

George of the Jungle because if he can wrestle with gorillas he can pin you down.

worst Rocky Movie?

[halo7]

ROCKY IV

worst drink?

[Carnage Escobar]

Goat blood juice

Worst school year you've had?

[KUsubaruchick]

soph. year at college.. this one's a killer

worst person to be a role model for kids?

[halo7]

me

worst halloween movie? (not the series just halloween movies in general)

[krushgroove19]

the halloweentown series

worst sport?

[the elmo zombie]

racing
worst zombie film

[equipe]

erotic nights of the living dead

Worst time to eat a Sloppy Joe's?

[krushgroove19]

prom, cause it will get all over your tux

worst hockey movie?

[Crow T. Robot]

D3 The Mighty Ducks because it totally betrayed the artistic direction of the first two Mighty Ducks films

Worst football movie?

[the elmo zombie]

the air bud one

worstactress 04'

[Crow T. Robot]

too many to choose from

worst place to hide money?

[krushgroove19]

up my rectum, because i'd be afraid to get it back out

worst thing to hide in your rectum?

[Crow T. Robot]

another man's joystick, not that theres anything wrong with that\

worst place to come out of the closet?

[krushgroove19]

in a biker bar

worst place to have your car break down?

[Crow T. Robot]

at a biker bar, having knocked over all the biker's bikes

worst place open a seafood restaurant?

[The Moose]

in the middle of mongolia. pretty much the farthest you can get from teh sea and still be on the planet. hehe

worst place to be with you realise you need to buy a present?

[project Doom]

Walking into your girlfriend's birthday party.


Worst way to show your girlfriend you love her?

[thezez]

by killing her

worst place to kill someone?

[krushgroove19]

the grocery store, because people need to shop there

worst name for a band?

[stonefaced_1]

Biohazard

Worst hair style?

[krushgroove19]

the femullet, because it's just weird

worst time to lock your keys in your car?

[Crow T. Robot]

When your on your way to take a final

worst time to roll your car?

[thezez]

when you are driving next to a sulphuric acid farm.

worst time to be walking a poodle?

[Crow T. Robot]

Anytime if your a guy, its so immasculating

Worst time to take out the garbage?

[krushgroove19]

when it's hailing hail the size of bowling balls or watermelons

worst person to have working at the burger king drive thru?

[Crow T. Robot]

Chris Tucker because his voice is so high pitched that it cant be picked up by the human ear let alone the drive thru radio system.

worst person to play santa clause at the mall?

[krushgroove19]

michael jackson, or bob saget

worst guitarist to ever make it big?

[Crow T. Robot]

Cici (Or is it CeCe) Deville from Poison. There are worst but he is high profile.

worst drummer to make it big?

[equipe]

Phil Collins

Worst person to appear in Playboy?

[Crow T. Robot]

Did Monica Lewinsky ever appear in playboy?

[Carnage Escobar]

Phil Collins

Worst person to appear in Playboy?

Richard Simmons

Worst college?

[project Doom]

stripper college !


Worst thing to eat on the hottest day of the year?

[Moridin]

A boiling-hot chilly pepper soup.

Worst thing to eat on the coldest day?

[CapricornDevil]

Ice cream.


Worst thing to hear from a teacher or college professor?

[thezez]

"Oh thats right! 1 + 1 = 2, not 11!"

Worst place to whip out your real lightsaber?

[Carnage Escobar]

A children's playground.

Worst place to whip out your "package"?

[krushgroove19]

church

worst place to take a date to?

[Deexan]

A toilet.

Worst time to be caught with your pants around your ankles and a lollipop between your ass-cheeks?

[krushgroove19]

the work christmas party

worst person to work in a retirement home?

[thezez]

Richard Simmons

Worst place to discover a used tampon?

[krushgroove19]

anywhere

worst car to get for christmas?

[thezez]

one without an engine, brakes, wheels, seats, gears, windows, seatbelts,etc.

Worst place to fly to on Christmas?

[krushgroove19]

into the side of a mountain

worst place to have one of your body parts mailed to?

[Crow T. Robot]

Thailand, because you would get screwed over with shipping costs

Worst place to stage a military coup?

[thezez]

Michael Jackson's Neverland

Worst place to find Michael Jackson?

[The Moose]

in your bed

worst place to put a joystick

[thezez]

on the toilet seat

worst place to put a toilet?

[moviemaker93]

Where ever the janitor goes.

What do you think?

[ViRUs]

ummmm, im sorry but i have no idea how this ties into the worlds worst, so im just going to go with thezez's last one.

In the kitchen

Worst person to be on a radio talkshow?

[krushgroove19]

sloth from the goonies, because the only thing he said that i understood was "hey you guys!", but he's my hero anyway

worst person to host a bar mitzvah?

[thezez]

im going to have to call the Richard Simmons card on this one.

Worst place to be dancing?

[krushgroove19]

on top of a tower, because if you get too crazy with your dancing, you'll fall off and hurt yourself

worst way to try to kill yourself?

[thezez]

snorting sherbert

worst place to take your shoes off?

[project Doom]

on hot coals.


Worst person to stop when asking for directions?

[Carnage Escobar]

Eminem- when he's on crack.

Worst thing a "friend" can do to you?

[HeadHunter]

Shoot you in the butt

Worst thing to tell your gran

[halo7]

that shes an old hag *because then in the oven you go*

worst video game character?

[ViRUs]

If any of you have played Super Smash Brothers Melee then you would know about Pichu. Every freaking attack he hurt himself! Plus its a pokemon.........

Worst person to coach a little league team?

[equipe]

Michael Jackson

Worst person to fail a drug test?

[The Moose]

upon winning the gold medal in every event in the olympics

worst place to eat a sandwich?

[krushgroove19]

the sewer, because if you dropped it, you're screwed

worst object to use as a makeshift potty?

[The Moose]

your modem.

worst place to put a mousepad?

[equipe]

The punch bowl at the office christmas party.

Worst cookie flavor?

[Crow T. Robot]

toothpaste

worst food to put in a can?

[equipe]

deep-fried brussel sprouts in heavy syrup.

Worst person to be an ice cream flavor creator?

[thezez]

Anybody working at a sewerage plant

Worst time to realise you are actually the opposite sex?