Bond Actor Brawl

[Jarbacca]

So I was wondering what if all of the actors who have played bond got into a fight against each other

who do you think would win?
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Sean Connery
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George Lazenby
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Roger Moore
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Timothy Dalton
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Pierce Brosnan
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[Jarbacca]

Here's what i think would happen

connery, lazenby, dalton , and brosnan would first take care of moore, he would go down in a second flat, so the others would get him first.

once moore is on the floor (hey that rymes), i could see brosnan throwing a few good punches a dalton, dalton would fight back but eventually get tired and fall from exhaustion.

Brosnan would then look at connery and lazenby (who have been exchanging punches between each other since the beginning of the fight) and say "come on"

connery and lazenby would team up on brosnan and knock him down (although brosnan would put up a good fight, he would lose because connery and lazenby would fight dirty)

now it is between connery and lazenby, they would probably move around alot and basically just throw punches, untill connery would start to kick, however that would be a mistake because as he's in mid-kick, lazenby would deliver one of those downward punches we saw in OHMSS. the puch would knock connery off balance and he'd fall. lazenby would then finish him off with a few kicks to the gut

and therefore we would crown Lazenby and the winner

[Clark Savage Jr]

A pretty good scenario Jarbacca....but you left out one equation.

If you add Woody Allen from Casino Royal in there....Connery will pick him up and use him like a baseball bat....he would beat everyone else senseless then discard the little pervert into the trash bin and walk off to play a round of golf.

[Jarbacca]

Originally posted by Clark Savage Jr
A pretty good scenario Jarbacca....but you left out one equation.

If you add Woody Allen from Casino Royal in there....Connery will pick him up and use him like a baseball bat....he would beat everyone else senseless then discard the little pervert into the trash bin and walk off to play a round of golf.

:funny:

[Rabbit]

Had to go with Connery over Brosnan (but barely) Next would be Roger Moore, then Tim Dalton. Who the heck is Lazenby? (jk :))

[Jarbacca]

Originally posted by Rabbit
Who the heck is Lazenby? (jk :))


only the 4th best bond ever:D

[Eduardo Canale]

Connery's Bond would beat all others like a rented mule.

[Jarbacca]

why rent a mule when you could own for just $195 a month :D

[JBond]

So for this poll, do I rate them in there hey day, or with their ages now? Cause I don't think Moore or Lazenby would win...

[Jarbacca]

Originally posted by JBond
So for this poll, do I rate them in there hey day, or with their ages now? Cause I don't think Moore or Lazenby would win...

you should base it on when they were bond

[morpheus1987]

connery would win

[Jarbacca]

Originally posted by morpheus1987
connery would win

why do you say that

[Clark Savage Jr]

I agree that if you take each one at the time he played Bond....Connery would win.

Sean is in better shape now than most of the others were then. Lazenby, although a male model, didn't seem to be in the greatest physical shape. He looked...puffy. I could never accept Moore as a fighter, a shooter yes, a fist fighter no. Of Dalton and Brosnon...Dalton would have given the better fight, but would have succumbed to Connery's expierience, and toughness.

[Jarbacca]

i based my vote on how they fought in the films, and Lazenby through the strongest punches

[equipe]

I think it would come down to Connery and Dalton. Dalton only getting to the finals because of cheap moves and cheating. Dalton eventually wins he fight after a shift kick to Connery's family jewels. That's just the kind of Bond he was.

[Rebecca]

connery and brosnan were the best. besides, they were the better looking ones too.

[Alexander JL]

Originally posted by Jarbacca
George Lazenby
http://www.00heaven.org/images/people/lazenby.jpg

LOL! He looks more like a Bond Villain in that pic!

[Boods]

1.Connery
2.brosnan
3.moore
4.dalton/lazenby

[SharpShooter]

connery would win

lazenby would place second

Brosnan in third

Dalton fourth

and in last place would be roger moore

[brody27]

I just wanted to say that this was a very creative topic. It hasn't been posted on for awhile so I thought I would try and re-vamp it.

[Cipher Jo]

Connery's the man

[Il Duce]

Sean Connery was the best Bond ever, and definitely the smartest Bond. Brosnan just blows stuff up with no style or finesse.

[Agent 007]

nobody could beat connery

[LOTRNUT04]

connery's like 100 years old......

[Cipher Jo]

and he would still woop a$$

[AnGeL's_BaBe03]

It has to be sean connery for me........

[Psycho-Pirate]

I am reminded of a discussion I once had a few years ago in which we would make a porn flick with Roger Moore. The idea would be that the movie would feater Moore with two twin hotties, and he would make love to them both. But the catch would be that he would have to wear a picture of Sean Connery on his forehead for the entire flick. This would be both humiliating for him and satisfying for the audience that knows that Connery is THE Bond. Just thought I'd share.

[Bond AK 45]

Gatta give it to Dalton, he is the only real SPY in the series and was the only real ASSASSIN in the series.

[Rogue]

Connery would wipe the floor with them!

[zamphir66]

Connery would win b/c he would beat everyone else to pieces for the people.

[Dracula]

young or old it matters not. Sean connery would whoop all thier asses so hard and still have time for breakfast