CS Identity

[Citizen Kane]

And so it goes:
Cinephile Entertainment Presents

a Fanfic by M. Lingo (my nom de film)

I. D.

Starring:
Citizen Kane
JBond
Kitty
Link
Brock Landers
smokiechimp
dr_evil
MovieFreak
southern
Colorado Cajun
Knerys
HeadHunter
TyRoss
pixiness
Longshanks

Tommy McKirk, drug dealer at large, was sitting at a rather comfortable loft, on the southeast end of an Island known as Trebleaca. He had been living in this loft for several months now, surviving by stealing food from the old rundown hotel on the island. He was one of the most popular drug dealers in the tricounnty area, and had to move to his tropical home because the cops were on to him. Today someone had come to buy drugs from him. Who was it: a fry cook named Jason.

Detective C. F. Kane and Longshanks had come to the island to investigate allegations of a drug dealer known as the Nighthawk. Longshanks was from Britain, and was part of Scotland Yard. He had been sent out to America for an investigation of the American crime investigation unit. An American had been sent to Scotland Yard, sort of like a foreign exchange student. Longshanks had been partnered with Kane, because Kane was the best detective on the force. Also with them was JD Williams, an FBI cop.

Artie Miller had always wanted to visit Trebleaca. An intrepid explorer, he loved adventure, and hoped that this island would provide it. He was spelunking in an underground cavern he had found. Luckily it was ot inhabited by any beings.

CC McBride was doing a stunt on the island, near the shore. He was supposed to drive car through the jungle, and jump out before crashing it into an old church. However, as he was driving up, he noticed someone in the window. He braked hard and barely stopped the car from crashing. He ran in.
"What the hell are you doing?" McBride asked.
"I'm a dramaturg. I got a permit to come here!" replied Kira Nerys.

Allan Bergman, tour guide, was taking a boat to the old island, so people could explore. On it were: Kitty, James 'Pansy' Bond, Tyler Ross, pixiness and southern.

HeadHunter was the hotelier of the old hotel. He didn't live with his mother or anything, even though he sometimes wished she was around when he needed advice. He was a struggling writer, and had sent several articles to choice publications. His only published work was an imitation of A Confederacy of Dunces, printed in Playgirl. He had written down the wrong address, intending to send it to Playboy.

And I think that's it. Soon the murders will start. Who is the killer? Only time will tell. :hehe:

[Brock Landers]

JD stands next to Longshanks and Kane. They both have ciggaretes on their lips and guns hidden away in their jackets. Act casual they were told before they even came to the island.

"I hate the tropics" mutters JD Williams as he looked to Kane and Longshanks. They both nodded and smiled. Under their breaths they both called J.D. a pussy. They nodded to eachother and smiled.......

[Citizen Kane]

Oh, yeah. There are the locations. I might add more tomorrow morning.

LOCATIONS:
Old Hotel
Jacuzzi/Spa
Old Church/Monastery
Mill
McKirk's Loft
Shore
Destroyed Hull of a Ship
Caverns
Subterranean Caverns
Small Island Cafe
Fitness Center
Lake (in the middle of the island
Areas of heavily wooded jungle

Enjoy. :hehe:

[JBond]

*goes to McKirk's loft, goes through his stuff*
*gets drink*
*gets another drink*
*gets questioned by McKirk*
*ices wounds from McKirk*
*gets a drink*

[Longshanks]

Jacuzzi - there's always a jacuzzi :)

[Link]

McKirk:What the hell was he doing here?

*Checks his desk, making sure none of his drugs were taken. Notices nothing was taken, but that James left behind a torn page in his romance novel*

"Skies are blue, night is dark. It's mood matches the heart of mine" The rest of it is torn off. With the following shread reading.."wishing to kill"

McKirk:...What the hell? I better look into this..

*Sits in foldback couch and sips Margarita as he continues reading the papers over*

[dr_evil]

*goes to old motel gets a room from HeadHunter
goes back to the room closes blinds and locks door
and starts to get high*

[pixiness]

Originally posted by Longshanks
Jacuzzi - there's always a jacuzzi :)

:: immediately decides to get in close with law enforcement ::

Hmmmm.... I like 'em tall, dark, British and in a jacuzzi. ;)

:: dons bikini::

Wanna take a dip handsome?

[TyRoss]

(Tyler Ross sits in the hotel bar sipping his scotch)

Tyler: Ahhh this is the life, just relaxing with a drink finally away from the pressures of wo...

(Kitty walks up)

Kitty: Say I know you you're Tyler Ross the big time editor right? You know I have this transcript I think could be huge with just the right publisher to back it....

Tyler: This is my vacation I'm not working.

Kitty: Well let me know if you change your mind... here's a copy just in case you get a chance to read it. (drops 1000 page manuscript on bar)

Tyler: Ummmmmm thanks.

(Kitty Leaves. Tyler goes back to his scotch)

Tyler: Ok so there was one disturbance... one writer happened to recognise me and bugged me for a minute. From here on in it's all about relaxation.

(James "Pansy" Bond walks up)

James: Hey I know you. You're Tyler Ross the big time editor....

(Tyler rolls his eyes)

[Citizen Kane]

Det. Kane and FBI Agent JD Williams watch as Det. Longshanks goes off to the jacuzzi. They trek into the jungl, looking around for any clue as to the whereabouts of the Nighthawk. Kane notices a loft. He rushes in, and sees someone running away. Williams cuts around the loft, and shoots. This dazzles McKirk, who stops long enough for Det. Kane to run up and cuff him. They take him to the old hotel, and order rooms. Kane handcuffs him to a sturdy pipe, and barricades the door from the outside with a dresser.

[dr_evil]

after getting high i put the drugs in my droor
and then i walk out side to get some fresh air but once i opened the door i noticed that there were cops outside a couple doors down, so i slam the door quickly get the rest of the drugs leave the room through the back back door

finds a room with no one in it which turns out to be longshanks room undoes the lock with a safety pin that i used to keep my hairnet on once i get in i make sure no one is watching and i hide the drugs in longshanks suitcase

locks the door rushes back to my room locks the door find the complimentart air freshner and spray it all over the room to get the smell out

[Link]

McKirk:Damnit! What the hell is this?

Continues shaking wrist which is handcuffed to a pipe

McKirk:****! I'll ****ing kill you! Bastards!

Goes on struggling with the pipe to break it lose

[Citizen Kane]

As all of these parallel events occurred, the wind started to whip up. Soon it started to rain, and the winds increased in intensity, getting up to 40 miles an hour. People started journeying toward the hotel. Kira Nerys, southern, Bergman, James 'Pansy' Bond, and everyone else went in and got reservations. Eventually, pixiness and Longshanks appear. Everyone sits. Kane goes up to bring down McKirk, so he can be kept in everyone's sight. The storm rages on outside. HeadHunter goes to the cafe, unlocks it, and brings back some food for everyone.

This evening (probably around 5:00 PM my time, 8:00 PM in the east, the U. K., and the South, etc.) The first murder will occur. I've taken a card deck with cards, with each of you being assigned one card. I'll shuffle the cards and pick one. Please don't get upset if you're one of the first out. It's totally random, just the luck of the draw.

[Longshanks]

DI Shanks pulled his collar up and his hat down against the biting wind and driving rain, he'd given his umberella to Pixi, a swimsuit was no protection on it's own - his cigarette had gone out - but that was ok, he'd been meaning to quit for some time now.

"Dames - it's always to do with the dames.." he muttered under his breath, "generally blonde, generally beautiful, always dangerous."

You could bet your bottom pound that whatever was going on here, there'd be a broad involved, Shanks shot a glance over to Pixi and eyed her with a surreptitious but appreciative look - well maybe it wasn't such a bad thing after all...trouble was his middle name (and he cursed his parents for that every day)

[dr_evil]

Jason finally leaves him room once the smell is gone and goes to see what is going on

[pixiness]

He was different... that was for sure, and it wasn't just the accent. Sure, dames like Pixi love the accent, but that was just a fringe benefit.

Pixi: It's a little cold in here with just a swimsuit on... got room in that coat for one more? (snuggles inside Shanks' coat)

although he'd considered going undercover, a scantily clad blonde literally under his coat is hardly what he expected. The usually reserved Brit was caught off guard by the flirty girl's advances

Tyler Ross: quite a bit different than the girls back home isn't she?

[Colorado Cajun]

CC looks at the woman who cost him his shot at movie stunt history and a look of anger comes over his face

CC: So then I lose my pay and what was going to be movie history so you can sit in here and read books!!!!!:mad:

[Longshanks]

Shanks gets back to his hotel room with Pixi - I go to my suitcase to get a change of clothes and discover a stash of drugs I didn't know I had - cool!

We take them all, get *****faced and I have great sex with this blonde mermaid that seems to have floated into my bedroom

:p

[Citizen Kane]

Detective Kane stared At McKirk, now tied to a fashionable burgundy chair. Those eyes, Kane thought. They looked dead, as though human passion and interest had disappeared ages ago. You could always tell, he thought, who the monsters were. There was always something about the stare, something that suggested the person had lost their soul long ago. It still gave Kane the creeps, especially when he thought that in addition to drug dealing, this guy had been responsible for a double homicide that resulted from a deal gone bad...

(At 5:00, the first murder will occur. After that, there will be cards that denote murders, discoveries, and one murder that will take the lives of more than one person. See ya then.)

[Link]

*McKirk stares across at Kane, with, Shanks towering over McKirk as guard.

McKirk:What the hell is the deal fellas? I wasn't doing anything. And then you guys came and jumped me...Doesn't matter, you have nothing on me..And you'll all pay, just like those stupid bastards from all these years ago..:hehe:


*Kane takes a clean swipe against McKirk's face. McKirk slowly turns his head at him and grins*

McKirk: Heh! Do you think that little slap is going to bring back all those pitiful bastards? Hah! I hope they're rotting in the deepest pits of hell!

[Colorado Cajun]

CC looks around while Kira continues to do whatever it is she is doing with the books. He spots a locked door and decides to go exploring.

CC:Well since you seem to be so into this boredom. I think I'm going to go have a look around. If you need anything or decide you want some excitemnt come find me;)

[southern]

*designs clothes in room*

[Citizen Kane]

southern sat down at the couch across from Tommy McKirk. She opened up an issue of Entertainment Weekly that was sitting on the table. It was the issue about the Dixie Chicks. McKirk glared at her.

"Hey B****! Wanna get high?" McKirk rasped.
southern looked up, horrified.
"You son-of-a-..." She brought swung her hand to slap him, but stopped before impact, curiously. A sudden chill passed through her.
"You wanna f*** with people?" asked Kane. "You don't get the privilege of our company, than." Kane and Longshanks put the shackles on McKirk and took him up to the bathroom. They cuffed him around the pipe near the toilet, and left him, barricading the bathroom door and the hotel room door.

Immediately, McKirk tried to break the pipe so he could leave the prison and escape. He eyed the door. Unfortunately, it had been barricaded. Maybe he could break through the door and climb out. He would have to break it. Hopefully that wouldn't make too much nnoise. He pulled and pulled at the pipe, with all his might. Eventually, it came loose. Water sprayed everywhere. McKirk slipped and fell, bruising his back. He slipped and slid over to the door, and pushed against it. It was barricaded pretty well. He looked at the toilet, which was already loose from the pipe. With a bit of effort, he pulled it loose. McKirk lifted it and started beating at the wooden door with it. The door splintered, slowly breaking apart. Soon, McKirk had broken down the top part of the door, which was not barricaded. The lights had been turned out. McKirk was about to leave when the door rattled. Kane must have been back!

Detective C. F. Kane was sitting down at the lounge, watching the weather news with the others, when he heard glass shatter upstairs. He realized that one of the few people upstairs was McKirk. He ran up, with Longshanks and JD Williams. They kicked open the door.

"*****!" Kane declared. The barricade of couches, lamps, and tables had been moved aside, and the top part of the door had been torn apart. The three officers ran over to the bathroom, and opened the door. Kane noticed that the mirror had been shattered, and that there was water all over the floor. This was perplexing. McKirk couldn't have left. They would have noticed.
"The tub,"said Williams, hearing dripping water. Longshanks tore open the shower curtain, and a curious sight was presented. The tub was full of water, but the water was entirely covered by shards of the mirror, floating on the water. Whatever was in the water was obscured. Kane reached forward and removed a glass shard. A horrible image was thus presented: the face of McKirk. The cops took out all of the pieces of glass, and discovered that McKirk was laying at the bottom of the tub. Every time a drop of water hit the surface, it would land right where his face was, obscuring it. Detective Kane noticed something tucked into McKirk's pants. It was a card, a red Ace, representing the number one.
McKirk must have been drowned. But who did it? And why?

...And that's the 1st murder. I really wish Link had lasted. His character was one of the more interesting ones, and could have presented conflicts in the future parts of our little game. But that's the way the cards were drawn. I based your card on when people replied, but picking the card out of the deck was totally random. I might have some more events happen tonight. Would that be too much?

Fatalities:
1. Tommy McKirk
2. ????????????

[Link]

Heh, it's fine. Thanks for letting me play. ;)

[dr_evil]

suddenly i hear Pixi scream i look out of the window to see what was going on but i couldnt see anything so i went to check once i got to the room i looked for kane and i found him in the bathroom water was all over the floor and i slipped walking in then once i got up i looked at the tub and then i screamed at the top of my lungs

Jason: WHAT THE **** JUST HAPPENED

Kane: What the hell does it look like happened McKirk got killed we foung him underneathe the tub with glass floating on the top of the water

Jason: Do you know who did it

Kane: No not.........


Jason: What the **** do you mean you dont know its not that big of a hotel and you would have seen someone right

walks out

(while leaning against the wall on the floor)

Jason: *mumbles to himself* this cant be happening it is just a dream *hits himself*
wake up you idiot wake up *takes in a deep breathe*
i just had to get those ****** drugs didnt i
i just had to get addicted
hits himself while starting to cry

[Citizen Kane]

Detective Kane walks over to HeadHunter.

KANE: Could you come with me, Mr. Hunter? You should see something.

They show HeadHunter the body of McKirk, who has been taken out of the bathtub. His body is bloated from being dead in the water.

HEADHUNTER: Omigod!

After a brief conference, the men decide to check everyone's bag for anything suspicious. Jason hears this. He runs to his bag, and takes out the bong, which he left in there on accident. He quickly darts out, and hides it in the cafe, claiming he just needed some fresh air.
HeadHunter, Detective Kane, JD Williams, and DI Longshanks look through the duffels. Drugs are found in Longshanks's bag.

KANE: What the hell is this?!

WILLIAMS: Did you buy from him?

LONGSHANKS: They're not mine! I swear! Why don't you just ask-oh sh**.

[smokiechimp]

Meanwhile in the foyer Artie Miller is starring blankly out of the huge half oval shaped window, under his breath - "I wish I was out there" This young man with ruggad well travelled looks caught the eye of Southern who was sat on the couch flipping through a magazine but not realy reading it.

Southern thinks to herself 'I should go over and say hi' but she just sits there pretending to read her magazine and occationally glances over the random page she is on to see if he is still standing there.

Artie frustrated with the weather decides to go to his room to check his equipment and backpack for his trip to the caverns in the morning.

On his return to his room he finds his bags have been rummaged through and his stuff is all over the room

Artie - "Which ****er has been touching my stuff?" "Whoever it was I'm gonna thump the bastard!!"

[Citizen Kane]

As Kane is interrogating Longshanks, JD Williams sees a red thread in the bag of cocaine.

WILLIAMS: Hey, look at this!

LONGSHANKS: That fry cook kid was wearing a red shirt...

[dr_evil]

walks outside to see if i see anything but i see that kane in longshanks room and has found the drugs but then i notice they are picking through it and they pull out this red thread

Jason: oh ****

runs off into another room and tries to think of a plan

Jason : i knew i shouldnt of quit high school...................um think you idiot think

peeks through a crack in the wall and noticed that Pixi is also wearing a red shirt

[MovieFreak]

*Allan Bergman finally wakes up from sleeping all day*

Allan Bergman:What the hell?Someone got murdered? .....Maybe I should have stayed asleep...I would try to go back to sleep but I wont be able to, now i'm all paranoid.

*hears something*

Allan Bergman:wtf...oh, its just my heart beating very fast.

[Citizen Kane]

WILLIAMS: I've got an idea. I think it's been going through all of our heads that there could be someone hiding on the island. We should have someone stay with the people at this hotel to keep them in one place, and the other two of us can scour the island. I'll stay if you want. I hate the tropics.

The other two agree, and they leave, searching the island for the killer.

[smokiechimp]

*Jason runs into Artie Millers room*

Artie - "Hey you little punkass stoner what the hell do you want"

Jason - "Nothing, Nothing, erm......I was just looking for someone erm.....something. Sorry to bother you"

Artie - "Have you been through my stuff?"

Jason - "No I erm.....just got the wrong room that's all"

*As Jason glances over at the clothes thrown accross Arties bed he notices a red rain Jacket with a snag in the left pocket.*

Jason - "You been out in the rain?"

Artie - "No, I've been stuck in this dump, what's it to you anyway?"

Jason - "Nothing, can I go your hurting me?"

*Artie loosens his grip on Jason's Collor*

Artie - "I'm sorry" "It's just frustrating being couped up in here"

Jason - "That's ok I understand"

*Jason scurries off to find Williams to tell him what he saw*

[Citizen Kane]

southern is horrified when she finds out about the murder. This man who had just harassed her is now dead. Sensing that she is uneasy, Artie Miller gets her a drink. They talk. pixi and Kitty sit at the chaise lounge french...bread is what they are eating (;)). HeadHunter watches Jeopardy, yelling answers to the screen, some of which are wrong.

[dr_evil]

leaves the room and tries ti find kane and then suddenly has an idea, suddenly i start to hold my arm really tightly and making it bruise, then i find kane

Jason: it was artie with the drugs not me i was walking around and i heard you say that the was a read thread in the drugs and you thought it was mine but it was artie he also has a rest sweater and hes has a hole in it, and he is also violent

show's his arm to him

Jason: i accidentally went into his room and he bruised my arm so that proves is violent and no one heard from him until after the murder, so i think he is the killer

[MovieFreak]

Allan Bergman:Well, I'm going to the fitness center. So I can get buff and beat the living **** out of the killer if he trys to mess with me.

*Allan says it loudly so if the killer is out there, maybe it will scare them away*

[Citizen Kane]

I've decided I'll do one more murder tonight, at 8:45 PM my time. So that's 11:45 in the East, the South, Mexico, etc., and 1:45 AM (I think) in the U. K. Who will be the latest victim? Only time will tell. :hehe:

[Citizen Kane]

KANE: 'Shanks, keep looking around. I have to have a little chat with someone.

He walks in and grabs Miller, who is in intimate conversation with southern. He grabs his handcuffs.

MILLER: Wait a minute. What are you doing?
KANE: Jason Meyers told me that you attacked him. He said you have a red sweater.

KANE eyes the sweater.

KANE: I'm going to have to put you in my custody for a while. Where are the drugs?

MILLER: Drugs? What are you talking about?! I'm innocent! I swear!

KANE: Can you prove it?...I didn't think so.

(DETECTIVE C. F. KANE drags MILLER into the bathroom, handcuffing HIM.)

MILLER: Do I look like a pothead? Look at me. My eyes don't have bags, I'm focused, and I'm physically healthy. Why don't you go take a look at little Jason's arms!

KANE: What are you talking about?

MILLER: He has marks all over him from needle use.

KANE walks out into the hallway. HE sees JASON walking by. Sure enough, he has the physical marks of a pothead. KANE trails HIM.

MILLER: Hey! What about me?!

[dr_evil]

Jason: What the hell do you think you are doing, i told you who did it, it was miller i swear i didnt do anyrthing how could i

[Citizen Kane]

How could you? Maybe it's the fact that you have all of the telltale signs of a user! Be honest here, Jason. If you confess, you'll be in a lot less trouble. If you lie to us, Jason, you're basically fuucked. You understand me, chump?

[dr_evil]

Jason: ok i did do the drugs, and i did put them in shanks bag but i didnt notice that it was his, and i did make the mark on my arm but i wasnt lieing about MILLER being violent i really did accidentally go into his room looking for pixi and once i stepped in he grabbed my color and threatened me,

starts to cry

Jason: please dont let anything happen to me i am to young to die

[Citizen Kane]

Relax, you're not gonna die. Just probation, at the most.

[dr_evil]

Jason: what is probation, and are you gonna lock me up like what you did with the dead guy?

[Citizen Kane]

KANE goes over to MILLER.

DET. KANE: Jason has confessed to the drug use, but he claims you threatened him. Is that true?

MILLER: He was harassing me! I was provoked!

Meanwhile, Longshanks and pixi head to the hot tub for some quality time...

[dr_evil]

over heard kanes and millers talk

and starts to get in millers face (i am pissed off)

Jason: what the **** do you mean i was harrasing you i walked into the wrong room and you went after me how is that harrasing

[Citizen Kane]

MILLER: I thought you had been rummaging through my stuff! What do you expect me to have done?!

[dr_evil]

Jason: well i dont really know
hmm maybe of gotten help if you though i was the murderer

walks away and goes to where other people are

[Citizen Kane]

Longshanks comes up to Kane. They whisper.

LONGSHANKS: There's nothing out there. Totally clear.

KANE: What? So you're saying that one of them is the murderer?

LONGSHANKS: That's what it looks like.

[Citizen Kane]

It was serendipity. southern and Artie Miller were hitting off. It was almost as though they were made for each other. They were both enamored by each other's personalities, and they there was a definite mutual physical attraction. southern asked Artie if he wanted to see some of the clothes she designed. They go up to southern's room.

SOUTHERN: Let me go put on my newest work. You can see what it looks like on me...

She goes into the closet, locking the closet door which is made up of shuttered wood. As she was looking for her newest outfit, she heard a thud, and a groan. southern panicked: who was there.

SOUTHERN: ...Hello?...

Silence. And then...THUD! Someone slams against the closet door. southern screamed, and backed away from the door. She looked around frantically, for something to use as a weapon. The murderer kept smashing at the door, until the person....left, dragging something. southern sat for 10 minutes, bawling. She cried out for help, several times. Eventually, Allan Bergman walked by the room. He heard her, and ran in. He was shocked to see that there was a bit of blood, likely from a head wound, on the ground. He dashed over and called out,

BERGMAN: It's okay! It's the tour guide! I won't hurt you!

southern opened the door and cried on Bergman's shoulder. She talked frantically, and Bergman figured out that someone was hurt. He went down to inform the detectives.

Tyler Ross was walking along in a hall. He saw a door opened, with dim light. He heard something swinging. Ross swiftly walked over to the room, and saw something quite grisly. Artie Miller was hanging in a noose made out of a torn-out power chord. There was a large gash along his stomach. It had been sliced open. Artie's intestines were sagging out of the hole, about to make a descent to the ground. Artie was leaking blood onto the floor. There was a fresh puddle, making Ross sick. He noticed something in the blood. It was a playing card. It was almost entirely covered by the dripping blood, but the corner was still visible. The card was a 2 of clubs.

Elsewhere, Bergman told the detectives of what southern had said. They were just welcoming in David Jeffries, the acclaimed magician. He was with his wife, Christaline Jeffries. They had been in a yacht that had crashed on the opposite side of the island. They had been searching for people, and finally found some (obviously).

So, now we have an addition to our little family: David Jeffries (PlayingGod) and his wife Christaline (Christaline).

And the amended Fatalities List:
16. Tommy McKirk
15. Artie Miller

[dr_evil]

Jason: darn not another one
these detectives better solve this soon i have went through so many pants lately it is scary

[Citizen Kane]

KANE and WILLIAMS sat down to talk (Shanks still be oblivious to the horror, in the hot tub with pixi (what has it been, 3 hours?)

KANE: I'm starting to become suspicious.
WILLIAMS: Of who?
KANE: of that southern girl, there.
WILLIAMS: What are you talking about?
KANE: Well, look at it. McKirk pisses her off, he drowns. She goes up to her room with Miller, he gets disemboweled and hung. Now I've been a detective for years, and you don't see coincidences like that.
WILLIAMS: Will ya look at her?

HE does. southern is sobbing like a baby.

WILLIAMS: Does that really look like someone who would commit cold blooded murder? Twice?!
KANE: You know, a lot of these murderers are good actors. It could just be a facade!
WILLIAMS: She doesn't seem lie the murdering type to me.

[Kitty]

*Kitty walks over to the hotel with a drink in hand. She gets her keys out and opens the door. She plugged her nose right away when she smelt a strong stench of seaweed throughout her entire room. She locked the door as she mumbled to herself complaining about the smell. She stretched as she walked towards her bed. Right away she heard glass break. She just dropped her drink. She cursed under her breath as she picked up the pieces of glass and threw them away. A bit tired because of the long trip, Kitty kicked off her shoes and plopped down in her bed and fell asleep soon after.*

[Citizen Kane]

Detective Kane gets a drink, to relieve the stress.

[southern]

figures........i hit it off with a guy and he gets gutted like a fish:(



:p

[Brock Landers]

**Williams watches as Kane gets a drink of water. This is a good time for him to take out a ciggarete. He lights it and blows the smoke in to the ceiling fan up above.......**

[dr_evil]

after changing my pants i leave my room and go to the bar (or wherever everyone else is)
i go to siit down next to kane


Jason: Kane what has happened to everybody here i mean no one ever seems to come out of their rooms and talk
have you checked them lately

[pixiness]

Originally posted by dr_evil
peeks through a crack in the wall and noticed that Pixi is also wearing a red shirt

(sorry pal - wearing a blue bikini - nothing else - you'll swing for this one alone)

[pixiness]

::: in hot-tub :::

Pixi: Hey stranger - want a beer? I'm gonna get something from the bar myself.

Shanks: Sure, but make it an ACTUAL beer, not that crap that you Americans drink.

Pixi: Um.... okay. Guinness okay? That's British right?

Shanks: Actually, it's Irish, but who's keeping track?

Pixi: Speaking of keeping track... who do you think's behind the creepiness here? Wait... don't answer that... tell me when I get back from the bar.

::: leaves to get some drinks :::

[smokiechimp]

:( ahh hell I knew I was gonna crock it!!!!!;)

[Colorado Cajun]

sick and tired of walking around alone CC heads on back to where he left Kira. He walks up to her and tosses her books out the window.

CC: Alright enough of that. What do you say yu and I go and find some action?

[Longshanks]

still waiting for the Guiness and the girl

[pixiness]

Pixi: We're right here big fella!

(shanks makes a desperate lunge forward - relax folks, it's for the beer, not for the girl. He drains tha glass in a matter of seconds)

Shanks: Unreasonably warm in these parts you know.

Pixi: You don't think that has anything to do with the fact that you're relaxing in a hot tub do you?

Shanks: Who's the detective here!

[Longshanks]

Hmmm - the jacuzzi detective - eat your heart out Ironside :p

[southern]

*is again alone*

[dr_evil]

looks out window and notices that pixi and shanks are still in the hot tub walks over there and says

Jason: Are you two ever going to get out of the Hot Tub

Shanks: no

Jason: oh my gosh (screams) i see something

shanks screams like a little girl grabs Pixi and runs and hides

i stick my toe in the water

Jason: darnit it's to cold:mad:
heh at least i got a picture of shanks screaming and starting to cry:p

goes back with everyone else

[Citizen Kane]

dr_evil, about the pixiness red shirt thing: what difference would it make, anyway? You already confessed to using drugs.

[Citizen Kane]

At 7:45 PM (10:45 PM in the South and the East, 12:45 AM in the U. K. and surrounding areas) the third murder of the game will occur. It might end up being a multiple homicide, partially to hurry this along (it's quite crowded).

[Citizen Kane]

It might be 8:00 my time, due to several elements. Sorry about that. Peace Out.

[Citizen Kane]

Originally posted by Longshanks
still waiting for the Guiness and the girl

Why does Longshanks always get the girl?! :p

[TyRoss]

(Tyler Ross lights a cigarette and walks up to the camera. He begins talking to the audience)

Tyler: It was a crazy scene that night. Two people were already dead and no one knew what was doing it. Who knew that me, an editor from a big time publisher would get caught up in such a situation. Then there was the dame. The real reason I had come to this backwater burg in the first place. I'd heard a lot about her..... talents, but when I saw her it took about two seconds for her legs to melt their way into my heart like a Iron through cheap polyester. Turns out though she had a thing for cops. A dame like that does weird things to a guy though. He starts thinking of doing things he's never done before. Like a caveman sort of instinct he just wants to toss her over his shoulder and get on with some grunting and groaning. It was enough to lead me down the path that ended at me doing film noir cliches.

(James "Pansy" Bond walks up, he looks at Tyler for a moment, then looks at the audience, then looks at Tyler again)

James: Who the hell are you talking to?

[Citizen Kane]

McBride decided he needed to work out a bit. If he was going to make it in the movie business, he would need to be in top physical condition. At about 6:50 AM, he left to go pump iron. He jogged over to the gym, and opened the door. Something was odd. A weight tree had been tipped over, and the weights were all on top of something. CC walked closer. He noticed something...blood. CC realized that there was a body trapped under the weight tree. Utilizing his strength, CC McBride pulled up the weight tree and moved it. The body was female, and the head had been crushed in. The person's hands were tied in front of them, and their feet were tied with the leg shackles. The keys had been discarded. CC McBride tried to identify the body, but the face had been smashed from the weight tree, and he did not want to wipe away the blood. He went to the detectives.

"It's Ms. southern," JD Williams declared. "I guess you were wrong, Kane."

"I guess this guy was dedicated," Longshanks theorized. "He didn't get her the first time, so he came back."

Detective C. F. Kane was distracted.

"What's that, over there?"

He walked over, and picked up the object with gloves. He put it in a plastic bag.

"It's a boot."

In a massive search, it was determined that one boot was missing its partner, and it was a match. The boot found at the gym belonged to Artie Miller.

"It doesn't making any fuucking sense." Kane said. His vocal inflections implied anger and exasperation.

Williams entered. He had a green thread that had been found at the gym.

The following people have green clothes (sorry to dictate what clothes you have, but it fits the story):
Allan Bergman
HeadHunter
Jason
CC McBride
JD Williams

They all claimed to have visited the gym, and had witnesses to back them up. Williams had not visited the gym, but showed that he was wearing a green sweater. He said that the thread might have fallen off of his sweater, but it did not look like the same material.

The following people have died:
17. Tommy McKirk
16. Artie Miller
15. southern

The Survivors:
1. Detective Charles Foster Kane
2. James 'Pansy' Bond
3. Kitty
4. David Jeffries
5. Christaline Jeffries
6. FBI Agent JD Williams
7. Jason Myers
8. Allan Bergman
9. CC McBride
10. Kira Nerys
11. HeadHunter
12. pixiness
13. Tyler Ross
14. DI Longshanks

[Citizen Kane]

Oh yeah...I might do another murder tonight? Could I get some feedback? Is that rushing things a bit?

[dr_evil]

CC walked into the main room at 7:20 and said

CC: there has been another murder

everyone looked shocked and started to look really scared

Kitty: who was it this time

CC: sounthern


gasp

Jason: what happened

CC: A weight tree had been tipped over and landed on southern

suddenly we started to hear people crying, and suddenly we heard thunder

[Citizen Kane]

The thunder, of course, denotes a storm. The hurricane is whipping up again.

The last murder of the night occurs at 10:00 PM my time. After that, I think I might give you all a day to sort things out.

[Citizen Kane]

The next morning:

pixiness was always the type that liked to take walks in the morning. The sun was just rising, and the world was virtually asleep. She felt as if she had the entire world to herself, and liked to use the time to think. Today she would be rudely interrupted. For as she was strolling along (barefoot-she liked the feeling of the earth between her toes) she came upon something sticking out of the ground, next to the mill. Something fleshy. Something human. A hand. pixiness screamed.

A small committee of gentlemen were sent out to dig up the bodies. The committee was made up of Kane, Longshanks, HeadHunter, Bond, and Tyler Ross. Williams was out. After about 10 minutes of digging, they reached the body of FBI Agent JD Williams. His mouth was full of dirt, with a card sticking out as well.His mouth was taped shut, and his hands were tied behind his back, much like southern's.

Upon examining the card (it was a 4 of diamonds), Longshanks thought of something. He ran to the gym, with the others. On top of the weight tree they found a card, a 3 of spades. The killer ust have forgotten and returned in the night to place the card there.

Fatalities:
17. Tommy McKirk
16. Artie Miller
15. southern
14. FBI Agent JD Williams

Survivors:
1. Charles Foster Kane
2. James 'Pansy' Bond
3. Kitty
4. David Jeffries
5. Christaline Jeffries
6. Jason Myers
7. Allan Bergman
8. CC McBride
9. Kira Nerys
10. HeadHunter
11. pixiness
12. Tyler Ross
13. DI Longshanks

Tomorrow I think I'll let you cool off. Unless, of course, you want more...:hehe:

[Knerys]

*Knerys decides to take a break from her research (since some decided to throw your books out the window :mad: ) and walks around trying to find someone to fill her in*

Hello? Anybody out there?

[dr_evil]

i start to hear Kira Nerys screaming while i was sleeping i finallygot out of bed walk out pissed off and say

Jason: what is it

Kira Nerys: i was just wondering if anyone up

Jason: were stuck in a hotel with a killer among us of course someone is up

Kira Nerys: sorry about waking you up i was..................

i walk back into my room slam the door and try to go back to sleep......but cant

[Colorado Cajun]

CC begins to wonder just who would have enough psychotic tendencies to kill off the others. He decides to go see who else he can find to discuss things with.

CC: Hey Kira it's nice to see you finally decided to join us here. Do you two happen to know where the others are?

[dr_evil]

walks out to get a soda and notices CC


Jason: hey CC you looking for us

CC: yes

Jason: were down here

CC: thanks

[Kitty]

*Kitty walks outside and look around, actually making an attempt to socilaize. Swimming in her head were thoughts of who murdered those innocent people and a new storyline for her book which she was planning on doing later on.

Kitty walked over to the small island cafe and got herself just a soda. She zipped on the soda while she looked up at the sky through the window thinking about her storyline, once again off into her own little world.*

[dr_evil]

notices this hot girl walk out of their room suspicously and she moves toward The Island Cafe, i am interested, i leave my room and when i get their i go and a coke turn to this person and say

Jason: I dont think we have met yet whats your name

Kitty: hi i am kitty......who are you

Jason: i am jason....

Kity: okay nice to meet you jesse but i am kinda busy so can you hit on me later..thanks

i walk out of the room feeling depressed and go back to my room :(

[pixiness]

A lone island with a murderer on it... it was a risky way to take a vacation, but that's the way it had turned out for this dame. She'd come to get away from it all, but found herself right in the thick of things. So much for some solitude to write her next novel - her editor was even there of all people. There was no exercising these demons, even the gym wasn't safe. Sure there were a few men to entertain her, but they were all pre-occupied with the dead people.

Pixi: No gym and no sex make pixi something something.

Tyler Ross: ...make pixi have a glass of champagne?

Pixi: What are you doing here by the way?

Tyler Ross: Just checking up on our most profitable author - wouldn't want you to get killed out here.

Pixi: You didn't know anyone would die before I came on this trip, why did you really come?

Tyler Ross: Why don't you finish your champagne first?

[Knerys]

*Kira walks around the hotel with CC*

Kira: Why is it that very time we all get together, people suddenly starting dying? It there just alot of pent up frustration or something?

CC: Well-

Kira: I mean last time we all went to Canada is was an Zombie invasion...

CC: true but-

Kira: And then of course there was camp crystal lake, ha! What a mess that was! Though I it was a good time ( ;) )....

CC: yeah i know but-

Kira: And then there the spac3e adventure. But I can remeber much about it I just rember it being very dark and broody...

CC: gah! *walks off*

Kira: You never answered my first question.....Hello?........

[Colorado Cajun]

walks away from the endless chatter of Kira and sees his Packers jersey is missing

CC: Hey yo!! Who stole my clothes man? It won't look near as good on you:mad:

[southern]

*dead*

[dr_evil]

hears CC screaming

Jason: whay the hell is your problem

CC: someone stole my packers jersey, have you seen it

walks back into room, CC starts yelling at me

CC: i was asking you a question

Jason: okay i dont know where your stupid shirt is, and i cant believe you are complaining about a shirt when we are stuck on a f***ing island with a killer watching our everymove...........grow up:rolleyes:

walks back in room

[Colorado Cajun]

smacks Jason upside the head with a right cross*

The killer wore green man. Find my stolen jersey and we just might find the killer:evil:

[dr_evil]

gets hit by CC

Jason: ouch man what the hell was that f.............:mad:

CC: The killer wore green man. Find my stolen jersey and we just might find the killer:evil:

speechless
Jason: um okay where should we look:confused:

[Colorado Cajun]

CC: Well first I say we try to gather everyone together since it has to be one of us. I'll go get Kira and you can go try to round up a few of the others.

CC then walks back to where he left Kira blabbing

[dr_evil]

walks normally to get Christaline Jeffries and her husband David Jeffries

knocks on door

David: Can we help you

Jason: yes actually we are having a meeting at the Island Cafe

David: ok we will be their in a little bit, Christaline get dressed

then i go to Allan Bergman and get him, then i go see if CC got anyone to go

[Kitty]

*Kitty makes her way out of the small island cafe and to her room. As she combs her hair back she thinks about how the slight bit of success each of her books have been. People immediately became worried at the beginning and still now that she would meet the same fate as most of her main girl characters in her stories.
She chuckled as she finished putting on her bikini. Yes, she thought, they do think that I would do those things, my friends know how I think when it comes to that subject. That's why I started writing these books, to let out my imagination finally, no matter how sad it is. As Kitty walked out the door and began making her way to the jacuzzi she thought about the other reason. The other reason why she decided to write that first book of hers...*

[PlayingGod]

David and Christaline make their way to the Island Cafe, stopping only once to throw some trash into a trash can. Opening the door, David waves Christaline in and enters after her.

"Whats this meeting about?"

[dr_evil]

David and Christaline come in

David: Whats this meeting about?


Jason:well lets just wait till everyone gets here CC is going to explain things becuase he actually know what he is talking about

[Citizen Kane]

The whole group assembles in the Cafe.CC McBride gets up. He explains that one of the assembled is a killer. Longshanks looks guilty. Det. C. F. Kane explained how each murder took place: McKirk was killed in the bathroom while the others were downstairs. The same thing happened to Miller, who was knocked out, taken out of the room and disemboweled while southern fearfully crouched in the closet. southern was murdered in the early morning when she went out for a twilight work-out. Williams was abducted from his room. His mouth had been taped shut and he was tied. He was smothered by a pillow (determined by facial contours and the pillow (found)) and buried.

HeadHunter poked around the kitchen and returned.

HEADHUNTER: We're starting to run out of food, you guys. It'll be three more days before a boat comes with more supplies.
BERGMAN: I have some stuff in my tour boat. It should hold us over for a while, until the weather clears up and seombody comes. Anyone want to help me go get it?

Four people went to the boat to get the supplies. Allan Bergman, DI Longshanks, pixiness, and Kitty volunteered to go. Jason was goaded, but refused.

The rest of the survivors decided to go to the dining room, where they would relax, and watch the television (it had no cable, so the storm did not affect it). They all walked at varying paces. Jason hung out at the Cafe. Nobody noticed.

The tour boat was quite large. Soon everyone was separated. DI Longshanks noticed a gas leak. It must have occurred when the boat was rocked during the hurricane. He shrugged.

PIXINESS: Hey guys! I found the food!

SHE paused.

PIXINESS: Is that gasoline I smell?

There was gas all over the floor near her. It must have been put there;no gas leak could spread like that.

As pixiness realized the inherent seriousness of this situation, she heard a hiss. Looking up, she noticed that something bright was swiftly flying in her direction. A flare. She saw the general shape of the figure before the flare hit her in the face, immediately killing her.

DI Longshanks ran over to the body. He screamed in rage. pixiness had been killed. The one person that had made this hellish trip almost bearable. At this point, he too heard a hiss. A flare was coming, this time more accurate. Longshanks closed his eyes, and heard a loud screaming roar. After this he felt brief, indescribable pain, and than he saw a light.

The deafening roar shattered glass and caused a swiveling of heads in unison. Everyone saw the pieces of shrapnel that were returning to the sea after having been launched in the air. Kane, Ross, McBride, and Bond ran ahead of the others, to look at the ruins. The boat had exploded. The general shapes of the bodies of 'Shanks and Kitty could be seen, but the bodies of pixiness and Bergman had been torn apart by the blast, the pieces most likely having been deposited into the ocean.

And that is the multiple homicide of the game. I believe that pares down the number quite a bit. Let's look at it, shall we?:

FATALITIES:
17. Tommy McKirk
16. Artie Miller
15. southern
14. FBI Agent JD Williams
13. pixiness
12. DI Longshanks
11. Kitty
10. Allan Bergman

The Survivors:
1. Detective Charles Foster Kane
2. James 'Pansy' Bond
3. David Jeffries
4. Christaline Jeffries
5. Jason Myers
6. CC McBride
7. Kira Nerys
8. HeadHunter
9. Tyler Ross

So, congratulations, folks! You've made it to the top ten. Not bad, not bad at all. Of course, you can't all last, and come tomorrow at 6:25 AM my time (9:25 AM Eastern/Southern US, 11:25 AM U.K.) another one bites the dust. Until then, ta ta. :hehe:

[Knerys]

*Knerys runs over to see the after math*

Holy ****!

[Citizen Kane]

I suppose that would be a reasonable reaction.

It was 8:00 PM. Jason realized that he left his bong out at the Cafe. He snuck out to the Cafe to get high, man. He told the others that he was going to get a hat that he left behind.

Jason hastily ran in, forgetting to shut the door. He ran for his bong and crouched down to get it. The storm caused a power outage. However, this is not what made Jason shoot straight up. That effect came when the door slammed shut. The lights turned back on, briefly.

KANE: How long has that Jason kid been gone, an hour or something?

Ross paled when he realized Kane's implication. He went with Kane and HeadHunter to go check it out. Upon arriving at the cafe, they saw that the power was out.

KANE: HeadHunter, go fix the power breakers. Ross and I'll go inside.

And they did. Det. Kane was without his flashlight, and felt disoriented. He continued to walk and slipped in something. It was a substance. Kane could not see what it was, but he knew. A lightning bolt confirmed this: the brief light shone on the room revealed that a table had been tipped over, and that there was blood all over the room. HeadHunter came to the door.

HEADHUNTER: The breakers aren't working.

And then: the power came back on, for a second time. HeadHunter gasped when he saw the blood. Det. Kane noticed that a beeping sound had begun. It was coming from the kitchen.

The three man menagerie slowly trudged into kitchen, walking very slowly in spite of themselves. Eventually they reached the oven. A timer had stopped. There was smoke in the area. The power must have been on, and gone out recently. HeadHunter noticed that the trays had been removed from the oven, and discarded. Ross bent down and jerked open the oven.

Inside was...Jason. He was sitting, with his knees between his arms and his head bent down in an expression of horror. His skin had been burnt a dark brown (in some places black) but his facial features were still intact. His eyes were a disgusting yellow, and seemed to be melting out of their sockets. He looked as though his wrists had been slit before he was...cooked.

And that's murder numero ocho.

FATALITIES:
17. Tommy McKirk
16. Artie Miller
15. southern
14. FBI Agent JD Williams
13. pixiness
12. DI Longshanks
11. Kitty
10. Allan Bergman
9. Jason Myers

The Survivors:
1. Detective Charles Foster Kane
2. James 'Pansy' Bond
3. David Jeffries
4. Christaline Jeffries
5. CC McBride
6. Kira Nerys
7. HeadHunter
8. Tyler Ross

[TyRoss]

Tyler (To Camera after lighting another smoke):

It's funny how things work out in life. Almost scripted like a copy of a murphy's law calendar. As soon as I got my foot in the door it was slammed on my leg. I could see what everyone around me was thinking. Here I was the last one to see the dame alive and suddenly her and the cop keeping her from me wind up dead. Well what they don't know won't hurt. The only question now was how to get out of this sticky situation with my cohones intact. The other cop seems likea decent enough guy but I could tell he thought I was the most suspicious of the bunch. Sometimes it just doesn't pay to get up in the morning. That's why I slept in. I decided on a liquid lunch today. Although seeing as I woke up at 1 PM I suppose it was more of a breakfast. And after a few scotches at the hotel bar I found myself rambling.)

[JBond]

*gets a drink*

....I'm alive.......hmm...

*gets a drink*

[Kitty]

(s***, i died, ah well, thanks for having me in the game ck ^_^)

[Knerys]

Originally posted by Citizen Kane
I suppose that would be a reasonable reaction.
Heh I was trying for more creative but I've be really sick all week, my brain isn't functioning as I would like it too.

[PlayingGod]

While Christaline is off doing something else, David strips the doors off the closet and begins to clear it out. Tossing the unhinged doors out into the hallway, he begins to take apart anyplace that someone could hide. The beds make their way out into the hallway too, the matresses the only thing on them staying. All the drawers are taken apart also and set out in the hallway. The door the the bathroom is taken off too, making it impossible to hide in there, unless you were a midget.

"Done ... for the time being."

[LegolasIsntSexy]

this is good stuff

[Citizen Kane]

Originally posted by PlayingGod
While Christaline is off doing something else, David strips the doors off the closet and begins to clear it out. Tossing the unhinged doors out into the hallway, he begins to take apart anyplace that someone could hide. The beds make their way out into the hallway too, the matresses the only thing on them staying. All the drawers are taken apart also and set out in the hallway. The door the the bathroom is taken off too, making it impossible to hide in there, unless you were a midget.

"Done ... for the time being."

That's interesting...It might end up being involved in the story.

[Citizen Kane]

As David Jeffries was removing his wife Christaline's things, a piece of paper fluttered out of her purse. It was folded up. David picked it up and unfolded it. It had a name on it: Bob Mangold. This was David's good friend, the best man at his wedding. It also featured a phone number, and an address.

David questioned Christaline. He believed she was having an affair (she was). It escalated into a tremendous argument. David walked out onto the island, as his wife called to him to talk.

CHRISTALINE: Where are you going?
DAVID: The gym! I need to do some thinking.

He stomped off, climbing up the slope on the island diagonally from the left.

CHRISTALINE: Please, David! It was just a silly thing! I'm sorry! We can work it out!

But that would not happen.

Christaline noticed it before David. There was a log perched in the trees, attached to a rope. A V had been cut in the front, making the log pronged. The rope connected to the ground, where David tripped it. The log came roaring down, smashing him in the face. He flew back, and into the rocks. David rolled down, until he ended up on top of a net, covered by rocks. The net was a trap, and fell through. David, already almost dead, fell through and onto the ground, scattered with sharp pebbles. His back was immediately snapped. He moaned for a while, and then shut up and passed away.

Christaline began to cry, and scream. HeadHunter, who was up watching Seinfeld on Fox, ran out to see what happened. He walked up the slope with Christaline.

HEADHUNTER: You sure you wanna see this? I mean, he's gonna be mangled-
CHRISTALINE: I have to.

She looked into the ditch. Outside of a black eye and bloody nose, David looked peaceful, as though he had merely fallen asleep. Somehow, this was even more depressing to Christaline. As she cried, HeadHunter became aware of two sounds: burning, and whirring.

HEADHUNTER: What's that?
CHRISTALINE: David insisted that a fan be installed on our sailboat, in case the wind didn't pick up.
HEADHUNTER: Sh.i.t!

They ran toward the sounds, and discovered a bizarre spectacle. The boat had been overturned, and the fan was running. James 'Pansy' Bond was tied up in a net, hanging above the whiring fan. He was tied to a tree that had grown near the water. Bond was hanging from a rope. It looked weak.

HEADHUNTER: Don't move!

Bond was annoyed at the idiocy of this comment.

HEADHUNTER: Let me see if I can untie you or something.

He ran over to look at the ropes. He realized that there was no way he could climb up there and untie Jibbs.

HEADHUNTER: Christaline! Try to turn off the engine! Quick!

As she ran, HeadHunter noticed a box marked firecrakcers.. A rope was hanging from it, a rope that had been lit on fire. It was long enough that it had been burning for hours. It was about to reach a box. HeadHunter couldn't read what the box said (he didn't have his glasses with him) but could make out the word F. The flames reached the box. Fireworkds erupted from the box, flying in all directions. One of them hit the rope that held Bond, tearing through it and opening the net (held shut by the rope). Bond dropped into the fan, which chopped off his foot, sending blood and toes flying in several directions. Bond fell into the fan, and was caught by it. As it spun, it chopped through him and tossed him about, gradually making of him a bloody pulp. Bondian pieces flew all over the place. As this was happening, several flares hit the tree. It began to shake, and fell...right on top of HeadHunter. It was so heavy that it smashed his brain, causing several random images to flash in his head in one split second, before his brain became so compressed that it seeped through his ears. He was killed. Christaline ran out of the boat, and noticed Bond's head was intact. It had been severed. She heard people coming to investigate, so she ran away, fearing she would be suspected as the killer.

So, now we have:

FATALITIES:
17. Tommy McKirk
16. Artie Miller
15. southern
14. FBI Agent JD Williams
13. pixiness
12. DI Longshanks
11. Allan Bergman
10. Kitty
9. Jason Myers
8. David Jeffries
7. James 'Pansy' Bond
6. HeadHunter

The Survivors:
1. Detective Charles Foster Kane
2. Christaline Jeffries
3. CC McBride
4. Kira Nerys
5. Tyler Ross

Wow, it's really starting to dwindle down.

[Citizen Kane]

Really sorry. I've been positively swamped as of late. Update at 5:45 PM.

[Citizen Kane]

Detective C. F. Kane had brought some golf clubs along with him. He always did. It was sort of a good luck charm.

Tyler Ross was using the golf clubs.

KANE: Hey, buddy! What the hell are you doing?
ROSS: I'm just using these clubs...
KANE: Well they're mine! So cut it out!
ROSS: Fine.

As soon as Det. Kane left, Ross began using the golf clubs.

12:00 AM: Shuffling footsteps. Everyone gradually wakes up. The steps stop. Kane scampers out of his room and sneaks over to McBride's. He doesn't even need to knock, because McBride sneaks out. They communicate via whisper and gestures. Kane gives McBride a flashlight, and they briefly shine it in the hall. And then there comes the sound...footsteps.

Kane and McBride don't even need to talk. They swiftly run. The footsteps of the killer quicken. Kane pulls out his pistol and shoots it. He hears a groan, though it is not loud enough to determine its identity. The killer keeps running, dripping blood from a wound in his shoulder. McBride speeds up. He sees a figure in the dark. He shines his flashlight toward it and sees someone in a cloak. McBride takes a chance. He jumps. Flying in the air, he comes closer and closer to tackling the killer and taking him down...and the killer jumps through the broken window and tumbles down the rocks and out of side. The two pursuers walk down, themselves too afraid to roll. They hear footsteps, and run into the forest. They idly look around, realizing that the woods are too big to find the killer. They walk by the church. Kane shines his flashlight in.

KANE: Holy SH1T!!!!

There is a figure up on the cross, an amateur crucifixion. Kane and McBride run in and look at the body. It is the body of Tyler Ross, crucified with golf clubs. A bloody hammer lies on the ground, explaining how the golf clubs were able to penetrate Ross. His mouth is taped, but something is hanging out of his mouth. Kane rips the tape open. A golf ball drops out, a horrible irony in the gruesome death of Tyler Ross.

So, now, let's look at what we have:

FATALITIES:
17. Tommy McKirk
16. Artie Miller
15. southern
14. FBI Agent JD Williams
13. pixiness
12. DI Longshanks
11. Allan Bergman
10. Kitty
9. Jason Myers
8. David Jeffries
7. James 'Pansy' Bond
6. HeadHunter
5. Tyler Ross

SURVIVORS:
1. Detective Charles Foster Kane
2. Christaline Jeffries
3. CC McBride
4. Kira Nerys

It has a nice sense of symmetry.

Tomorrow I'll probably finish it off, and the mystery will be revealed. You can speculate as to the identity of the killer, if you like.
2.

[Citizen Kane]

Hello, people. I'm sorry to depart from the cards, but I've had a plan for the final four, so I decided the order of the last four. Tonight the mystery will be revealed.

That night, Nerys was out at the library, looking at a rare first edition of Catch-22. Somebody put their hand over her mouth, and gagged her. Kira was tied to a wheelchair and wheeled out to the stairs. The railing had been broken down. The killer wheeled the wheelchair to the edge of the landing, put a plastic bag over Nerys's head. At this point she had untied her hands...

KANE: It looks as though there's something in her fingernails.

Det. Kane was looking at the body of Kira Nerys. She had been pushed off the edge of the landing. Her head had hit the floor first, whipping her neck back. Evidently, she had attacked the killer before dying.

KANE: Based on the skin tones, it looks like an arm wound.

It went without saying: everyone revealed their arms. Oddly, none had scratches. Kane noticed something. It was a thin trail of blood. He ran out and followed it, leaving the others behind. CC walked behind him, keeping a pace, but not catching up with Kane.

Kane ended up in the bungalow of McKirk. He noticed a Tibetan Newspaper, about McKirk's dealings. It had a picture of him. Evidently the Americans had not obtained a pic. Kane picked up the newspaper. Odd, he thought, it didn't look like McKirk at all-

Kane's head flew into the air as the machete cleanly cut through it. His skull landed in a corner, overturned. His body stood straight up, the victim of muscle tensions and spasming (I know its unrealistic, but quite creepy). CC McBride arrived at the bungalow, and promptly vomited from fright, chilled by the creepy sight of a headless body standing there.

McBride ran back to the hotel. He saw shadows in the front room, and ran in. Christaline was hanging from a rope. Creepy, but the kicker was that her head had been turned completely around. CC McBride was looking at her chest and the back of her head at the same time. At this point the killer walked up with a pistol and put it to the back of McBride's head. He shot, ripping CC McBride's head into hundreds of confused pieces.

THE EXPLANATION:
The killer was Allan Bergman, or, to be honest, Tommy McKirk. Here's what went down: McKirk went to Bergman telling him he was wanted for felony misdemeanors, a few months in jail at the most. He offered to pay Bergman 100,000 dollars to switch places with McKirk for the cops to arrest Bergman. Bergman figured that he would be able to make thousands of dollars for a few months in a minimum security prison. He posed as McKirk, and McKirk returned to the island and pretended to be tour guide Allan Bergman.

Bergman played the role of McKirk well, even menacing the innocent bystanders. However, his glee was tripped up when he happened to pick up a Tibetan newspaper. Being fluent in the language (he had spent a year of studying in Tibet, tour guiding being a college job), he realized that McKirk was also a psychopath. Panicked, he tried to flee the bathroom. McKirk dispatched him, and continued to pose as Bergman. From here on out, Bergman/McKirk methodically and perversely killed people, using inventive methods. In the end, he got away with it.

I know it probably has some holes, but I think it's a pretty good twist. Cheers. :hehe:

[Knerys]

Ouch what a way to go...

Nice work. :D

[LegolasIsntSexy]

ok im confused, the REAL Bergman was found in the bathtub as the first victim, right? but what happened When Bergman (actually McKirk) blew up? im confused, did i miss something? im not saying its a good twist, it was a very good twist, you should write a script based on this game, would be fun. but im confused.

[Link]

That was a great twist!

Haha. and of all things. I evidentely, did survive. ;)

[Citizen Kane]

Originally posted by LegolasIsntSexy
ok im confused, the REAL Bergman was found in the bathtub as the first victim, right? but what happened When Bergman (actually McKirk) blew up? im confused, did i miss something? im not saying its a good twist, it was a very good twist, you should write a script based on this game, would be fun. but im confused.

Here is what happened:

When they went to the boat it was dark (I think I mentioned that previously). McKirk waited outside, and nobody paid attention to the fact that he didn't enter the boat. He swam underwater and around, behind the boat. There he shot the flares, and blew up the boat, leaving his shoe behind and diving under at the pivotal moment. The survivors assumed his body had been blown to bits and had sunk to the bottom of the ocean, but he, of course, survived.

[LegolasIsntSexy]

OOOOHHH!! yea i thought it had something to do with him faking his death. nice, viddy nice. yea dude, gotta go with a sequel now. the bad guys rule!

[Citizen Kane]

My only complete fan fic. How could I not save it? ;)