The CS! Friar's Club Board member Roast

[Citizen Kane]

Has anyone ever head NYC Friar's Club? They do a celebrity roast once in a while. It would be fun to do a roast of the ComingSoon boards. Members could post the good, the bad, the disturbing, the bizarre, the perverse, talking about the member chosen. Everyday a new person will be roasted, and the roastee picks someone new for the next day. It could be fun.

The first roastee will be our most frequent poster: JBond!

Start with the roasting!

[JBond]

He's a pretty cool guy, before you get to know him :p

[Godzilla]

Ummm...YOU SUCK JBOND!

please don't ban me.

[Knerys]

Bond, Jibbs, Bond.....a man of mistery, a man of intrigue, a man who owes me for a 4 dollar corndog....:p

[Rogue]

The best BatBuddy the Batcard can buy. :p

[TyRoss]

Jibbs... well.... ummmmmm...... well he made best caption thats gotta be good right. ;) :p

[Colorado Cajun]

Umm he is the one man who seems to have less of a life than anyone here:p

[Longshanks]

JBond - a sobering warning to anyone who spends too much time on the net: He could be you!

[thebtskink]

JBond--- You know, I'll never forget those first few words you said to me, back when I was a new member: Get the hell away from me, you sick freak!

[HeadHunter]

hmm...JBond...i think i will have the leg

[Citizen Kane]

Here is a picture of JBond's boss:

http://www.thereviewzone.com/images/geoffrey.gif

[Peter]

Originally posted by Citizen Kane
Here is a picture of JBond's boss:

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/toys/home/feature JBond's boss revealed - A red X :)

[Citizen Kane]

Originally posted by Peter
JBond's boss revealed - A red X :)


Now it's been fixed. I guess the Red X got fired. ;)

[Tardumb]

Bond is a funny guy, and he's pretty smert, and he's a good partner in crime. Well, except when he takes off running and hides right before we get inside the man we're going to kill's house....Other than that, he's cool!

[JBond]

Originally posted by Citizen Kane
Here is a picture of JBond's boss:

http://www.thereviewzone.com/images/geoffrey.gif

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[Citizen Kane]

Originally posted by Tardumb
Bond is a funny guy, and he's pretty smert, and he's a good partner in crime. Well, except when he takes off running and hides right before we get inside the man we're going to kill's house....Other than that, he's cool!

:lol: ...Smert... :funny: ;)

[JBond]

Originally posted by Citizen Kane
:lol: ...Smert... :funny: ;)

That's mine I tell you! ;)

[Rogue]

Who gets roasted next?

[Citizen Kane]

JBond gets to pick someone, since he was the one who got roasted.

[JBond]

Ok, I choose Frizzo D Clown.

[slinger]

I always wanted to do something like this in the chatroom. CS used to have a chatroom. I PMed Superman asking if he would like to be the first one. For it too work with the chat room he had to be there and he slowly started not showing up at CS. I can't remember if I PMed JBond about it. Anyway good topic.

[todd philip]

Frizzo the clown's shoe's are so big, cause, he need's to feel that at least something is longer then 2 inche's on his body!

:p

[slinger]

Two words:

Frizzo Sucks!

[todd philip]

food

[Knerys]

Frizzo, Frizzo, Frizzo......what can you say about the clown who ego is the size of the Atlantic Ocean? And can't be deflated? By any means....Whatsoever.....

You suck.:p ;)

[Godzilla]

Frizzo is...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I CAN'T DO THIS!

Clowns are funny.:clown:

[Frizzo the Clown]

Come on guys? Is this the best you got? Rip into me! Let me have it! ;)

[Elizabeth]

Looks like Clown Boy needs a third round of reconstructive surgery because the first two are healing! :hehe: No, Louie, you can't "help" me with the surgery! *PUNT!*

[TyRoss]

Frizzo is really I think one of the cornerstones of the boards. Heck withount him I'd never do as much writing as I do. If anyone remembers that time when he went on hiatus the whole attitude of the boards changed. (Jibbs for the record is another one he's oik ;)). Definately a constant source of funny material. He still sucks though ;) :p

[Rogue]

Frizzo really is a good friend and he makes me laugh..but to save face, YOU SUCK! ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Come on guys..you can hit me with more than just "you suck" jokes. (Though they are rather fitting.;) ) This is a roast! Rip me a new one! Hit me with your best shot!! ;) :p

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Come on guys..you can hit me with more than just "you suck" jokes. (Though they are rather fitting.;) ) This is a roast! Rip me a new one! Hit me with your best shot!! ;) :p

OK, I'll try again.

FrizzHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...clown.:clown:

[pixiness]

Originally posted by Knerys
Frizzo, Frizzo, Frizzo......what can you say about the clown who ego is the size of the Atlantic Ocean? And can't be deflated? By any means....Whatsoever.....

You suck.:p ;)

Odd that she mentions deflated... That's how many of Frizzo's dates end up.

;) :p

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by pixiness
Odd that she mentions deflated... That's how many of Frizzo's dates end up.

;) :p Now thats more like it! ;)

[Longshanks]

What can we say about Frizzo that hasn't been already said? Clown? Idiot? Benny No-Mates? Lousy lover? - NO! All these things have already been said (we were getting updates you know ;) ).

No I tell you!

This man deserves - nay, NEEDS our insults, his ego is the only thing that keeps this poor creature going!

This wreched excuse for a man, surrounded by midgets just to make himself feel bigger, collecting French porn because he can't find a real woman (JOKE OK!!!) - dressed as a clown because he Actually.Thinks.It's.Fashionable! Spending every spare moment of his depressing existance talking to those who despise yet pity him on an internet website. THIS MAN HAS NO LIFE! - I ask you all, can we starve this miserable soul of the only thing that it craves? The food that sustains it's warped and psycotic self-image?

This man needs our attention! Good or bad, compliment or insult, it doesn't matter just so long as we notice him! So come on - look at him and laugh, not with him but AT him. Point in hilarity and riducule his outsized feet, squeak his big red nose and throw pie at his painted face! Let small children stop in the street and say in a loud voice: "Mummy, why does that man look funny?", and let their parents reply: "Hush now Timmy, that's Frizzo and you'll end up like that one day if you don't stop playing with yourself."

Laugh at this man HE DESERVES IT!!!!!


...thangew :D

[JBond]

Wow can't top that. ;)

Frizzo is a good friend and I'm glad I got the pleasure to meet him and hope I can again some time....he also laughes exactly like a clown, it's uncanny!

[Citizen Kane]

One of Frizzo's main achievements seems to be his trailblazing and outright wrong endorsement of midget pornography. It is probably one of the few forms of porn in which you can fit 50 different models on one page.

PS: You suck!;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Longshanks
What can we say about Frizzo that hasn't been already said? Clown? Idiot? Benny No-Mates? Lousy lover? - NO! All these things have already been said (we were getting updates you know ;) ).

No I tell you!

This man deserves - nay, NEEDS our insults, his ego is the only thing that keeps this poor creature going!

This wreched excuse for a man, surrounded by midgets just to make himself feel bigger, collecting French porn because he can't find a real woman (JOKE OK!!!) - dressed as a clown because he Actually.Thinks.It's.Fashionable! Spending every spare moment of his depressing existance talking to those who despise yet pity him on an internet website. THIS MAN HAS NO LIFE! - I ask you all, can we starve this miserable soul of the only thing that it craves? The food that sustains it's warped and psycotic self-image?

This man needs our attention! Good or bad, compliment or insult, it doesn't matter just so long as we notice him! So come on - look at him and laugh, not with him but AT him. Point in hilarity and riducule his outsized feet, squeak his big red nose and throw pie at his painted face! Let small children stop in the street and say in a loud voice: "Mummy, why does that man look funny?", and let their parents reply: "Hush now Timmy, that's Frizzo and you'll end up like that one day if you don't stop playing with yourself."

Laugh at this man HE DESERVES IT!!!!!


...thangew :D :eek:

[Citizen Kane]

I know, it's meanspirited, isn't it? Hopefully none of it is based on Longshanks's real feelings, because that would be a bit off-putting. :eek:

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Citizen Kane
I know, it's meanspirited, isn't it? Hopefully none of it is based on Longshanks's real feelings, because that would be a bit off-putting. :eek: Nah..I know hes kidding. I was just a bit shocked by emmensness of the post. Rather impressed, actually. ;) Besides...its a roast. Its supposed to be mean spirited. ;)

[Psylent]

JBond: In the beginning, I thought he was an adult because he seemed very mature(I remember saying that many times);) And later on, he's growing younger, younger, and younger!!!!


Frizzo: To be honest, everytime I see the guy on board, he just makes me feel like an uncle to me(whatever that means to you....). To me he has that I'm-your-uncle type of image in my head, so whenever I see Frizzo, I also see the word uncle.

[Psylent]

Originally posted by JBond
Frizzo is a good friend and I'm glad I got the pleasure to meet him and hope I can again some time....he also laughes exactly like a clown, it's uncanny! Yeah... I kinda envy you having that kind of opportunity.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Psylent
JBond: In the beginning, I thought he was an adult because he seemed very mature(I remember saying that many times);) And later on, he's growing younger, younger, and younger!!!!


Frizzo: To be honest, everytime I see the guy on board, he just makes me feel like an uncle to me(whatever that means to you....). To me he has that I'm-your-uncle type of image in my head, so whenever I see Frizzo, I also see the word uncle. I'm that crazy uncle that everyone seems to have..but no one ever really talks about. Maybe they keep him chained in the attic....;)

[Psylent]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
I'm that crazy uncle that everyone seems to have..but no one ever really talks about. Maybe they keep him chained in the attic....;) The thing is I never considered you crazy, not even for a slightest moment.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Psylent
The thing is I never considered you crazy, not even for a slightest moment. Well, damn. Maybe my shrink was lying.

[Psylent]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Well, damn. Maybe my shrink was lying. lol you seem dissapointed!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Psylent
lol you seem dissapointed! Hey, when you're crazy, people expect less from you. They say things like "Oh, don't ask Ben to do that....he's crazy." It gets you out of doing a lot of things. ;)

[Citizen Kane]

Originally posted by Psylent
The thing is I never considered you crazy, not even for a slightest moment.

Frizzo is not crazy at all. He just screws around a lot in his posts. If he was crazy, he wouldn't probably post grammatically correct statements that are also funny. He would just post nonsense, probaby of a perverse and violent nature.

[Psylent]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Hey, when you're crazy, people expect less from you. They say things like "Oh, don't ask Ben to do that....he's crazy." It gets you out of doing a lot of things. ;) then I guess I'm crazy too, I don't even social...

But then again, who are they to judge what crazy is, right?;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Psylent
then I guess I'm crazy too, I don't even social...

But then again, who are they to judge what crazy is, right?;) Damn straight!

[Psylent]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Damn straight! :applaud: :applaud: I'm so convincing!!!..:applaud: :applaud: :rolleyes:

[Moe Szyslak]

Frizzo the Clown...the man....the enigma. Wait, I think I'm plagerizing Olorin, better stop that.

I was the first poster to live in that clown's head, a residence that has since been sublet to TyRoss. Let me tell you something about him, that boy ain't right. After nearly a year of counseling I can finally start to push out those images of mangled Ronald the Clowns and defiled midgets. Sure, he seems like a chipper hitman clown on the outside, but on the inside he is as sick as Michael Jackson. No, Dr. Lieberman told me not to think about it.

The horror, the horror.

[Tardumb]

Where should I start?! I mean how pathetic can you get. Any man who has to wear big, baggy, polka-dotted clothes, huge red shoes, a big wig, and a bunch of make-up to hide his ugly mug has got some issues! I mean, really! The only way he can get his self-esteem higher, is by enslaving hundreds of midgets that he can kick around and put down, making himself feel superior to someone. And he picks a bunch of midgets at that, why not something respectable? Like monkeys for instance. You know what, forget that, monkeys are way to intelligent and respectable to have anything to do with this 'clown-wannabe', half-assed, sucky LOSER!

Get a life you bastard!

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Nah..I know hes kidding.

No, I really meant it :p ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Longshanks
No, I really meant it :p ;) Just wait 'til its your turn!!:p ;)

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Just wait 'til its your turn!!:p ;)

Bring it on :p :D

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Longshanks
Bring it on :p :D I doubt it'll be as "inventive" as yours...but I've got the ole' gears turnin'. I'll come up wit sumpfin. ;)

[Rogue]

So, who's next to be be roasted?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Yeah, I guess it is time to move onto someone else. My moment in the sun has passed. Its time for someone else to be raked over the proverbial coals.

[Malice]

Who gets it next?

[Frizzo the Clown]

Umm....lets go with Colorado Cajun.

[Colorado Cajun]

oooo my turn!! *sits on the throne made out of old dvds*

[Sicy]

You need to get a life. Working in a skateboard shop is not a career. Colorado sucks. Why dont you move somewhere where its warmer. You also need to stop being a manwhore. Threesomes dont make you special.


I feel bad now http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/otn/other/scream.gif

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Sicy
You need to get a life. Working in a skateboard shop is not a career. Colorado sucks. Why dont you move somewhere where its warmer. You also need to stop being a manwhore. Threesomes dont make you special.


I feel bad now http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/otn/other/scream.gif
DAMN!!!!!!!!! Now that is how you roast someone

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
DAMN!!!!!!!!! Now that is how you roast someone Actually, read Longshanks roast of me. Thats how you roast someone. ;)

[Sicy]

http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/contrib/scorchio/swink.gif

[Frizzo the Clown]

Colorado Cajun. He only wishes he could score half as much as the Avalanche do. And they don't score that much. ;) :p

[JBond]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Actually, read Longshanks roast of me. Thats how you roast someone. ;)

Yeah, everything else was fairly meek compared to that ;)

[Sicy]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Actually, read Longshanks roast of me. Thats how you roast someone. ;)

Sorry I just dont have genuine mean bones in my body. :D

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by JBond
Yeah, everything else was fairly meek compared to that ;) Yeah, I certianly thought so.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Sicy
Sorry I just dont have genuine mean bones in my body. :D I didn't say yours was bad. Besides, its a roast. You don't genuinely have to hate someone to mock them. Thats the fun. ;) :p

[Madness]

I've always wanted to do this.......Uh, again..............

JBond: This guy was always on my case when I 1st got here!!! Wanting to ban me, everything!!! Then other's began to fear me and he finally sucked it up and loosened up and smartened up and shutted up!!! He's gonna end up like some old gray haired loner, still wandering the boards late into the night, way in the future when the internet has become a simple novelty of the past, he'll still be here.......And that's why he make's an excellent moderator; Cuz sheep are a dime a dozen, but freaks are a dying breed...............

Frizzo D Clown: You know, I'd love to say I like this guy, but that would be misleading. No matter how many times I tried to kill this clown he'd always come back!! He's like a cat!! Or a bad cheque or something, there's no being rid of him!!! There was a while when we thought we were rid of him but eventually he came crawling back!!! Maybe it was the danish poontang, I don't know. The only thing I do know is that pasty faced bastard is the bane of my existence, him and that dreadful Bag-O-props of his!! He's pulled everything from an extra arm atta there to an extra Frizzo!!! That's right ladies and gents!!! The Frizzo which you all know and love is an imposter!!!! The real Frizzo died in one of our classic battles, and a new Frizzo emerged!!! Tell your parents!! Hide the midgets, or better yet send them to my house; I haven't eaten all day................

Colorado Cajun: Hmmm, thsi guy I don't know about. I think he's gay. I remember the first time he joined the board he offered to give me felatio and everything!! I was trying to get it on with the Southern Belle and he's all over my Johnson!!! I mean, what's up with that?!?! But besides that I guess he's ok, as long as he realizes the chain of command for pu$$y dealings goes me, myself, I then if there's time him ;)....................

Disclaimer: The comments above are done in good humour. If the aforementioed comments bother you, simply pucker your lips and apply them to my anus. Thank you.

[JBond]

Cajun, we should of held the roast inside your head. Large enough to hold us all and plently of room to run around :p

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Madness
Disclaimer: The comments above are done in good humour. If the aforementioed comments bother you, simply pucker your lips and apply them to my anus. Thank you. You know..I actually thought that was the best part. ;)

[Link]

Originally posted by JBond
Cajun, we should of held the roast inside your head. Large enough to hold us all and plently of room to run around :p

I'll bring the iMax theater..

[Rogue]

I don't have it in me to be mean. ;) The only bad thing I can say is that he has an unhealthy obsession with Lita..and Eliza..and Trish..and Stacy and..you get the picture. :p

[TyRoss]

Once upon a time in this crazy CS world of ours we all sat and just posted about whatever.... it was a gentlemans club for the most part, just a social gathering of people who like movies.

Then along came Colorado Cajun.

He made us realise that there was so much more we could do out here. That these people we could see on the screen could really be our friends and lovers (once more females joined). And that we'd have a chance at them all because he was such a putz ;) :p :D

Ahhh j/k CC we've had our diffrences in the past but you still cool wit me.

[Psylent]

CC:

Don't have much interaction with him, but he seems to be a guy with grooves. I don't know, but there's something about him, makes him groovy to me.

[Rogue]

Haha, he has a groove alright. :p

[Colorado Cajun]

hey you have to have a groove baby;)

[Knerys]

Cajun, my goodness, I mean all he wants it stuff, "so you have a present for me," "no", "well why not??" Take take I swear that's all he wants. Well, sorry mister world revolve around me, doesn't quiet work that way. And he say you're not a player but you flirt like a madman, with everyone, it doesn't even have to be female!! You are the only poster whos ego rivals Frizzo's! I don't know if there is room enough here for the both of you. You claim your inoccence all the time, right after you commit the crime........with several witnesses!! Not how you do it bubby! Have a good one.;)

[Psylent]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
hey you have to have a groove baby;) I don't know if you REALLY have groove or not, but it's just what I think of you.

[JBond]

Probably doesnt ;)

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by JBond
Probably doesnt ;) all you have to do is ask those who know me:p

[todd philip]

CC:



his wee wee is small, he live's in my hall


he's very small, not that tall



he smell's like fish, he lick's an un-clean dish.



but what can i say about a gay!!!




HORRAY, HORRAY, HORRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! :D ;) :rolleyes:

[Psylent]

Originally posted by JBond
Probably doesnt ;)

Shhh!!! was trying to make him look good.;)

[Psylent]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
all you have to do is ask those who know me:p

LOL!! Hahaha.... I believe THAT's why he said that!!!!!..
*try to catch some breath from the laugh.....

[JBond]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
all you have to do is ask those who know me:p

Are you sure you want me to? ;)

[JBond]

Ok, I asked around but couldn't get a straight answer. They just wouldn't stop laughing...

[Longshanks]

CC - a bit crap in a fight and has his name sew into his Y-fronts.

[Iben]

Originally posted by Knerys
Cajun, my goodness, I mean all he wants it stuff, "so you have a present for me," "no", "well why not??" Take take I swear that's all he wants. Well, sorry mister world revolve around me, doesn't quiet work that way. And he say you're not a player but you flirt like a madman, with everyone, it doesn't even have to be female!! You are the only poster whos ego rivals Frizzo's! I don't know if there is room enough here for the both of you. You claim your inoccence all the time, right after you commit the crime........with several witnesses!! Not how you do it bubby! Have a good one.;) haha! Right on! :D ;)

[Iben]

JBond: power hungry dictator who dislikes newbies. He’s not afraid to abuse his powers as often as possible. You don’t wanna start a thread when JBond is around, he’ll just close it. Don’t try to be friends with this man, even though he’s not old of age he’s bitter and grumpy and you’ll have to prove yourself good enough before he’ll accept you as a friend. It’s definitely not worth the effort. If you’ve ever tried talking to him on aim you’ll know that it’s like talking to a brick wall. Either he doesn’t have anything to say because he’s too boring to actually have things to talk about or he’s just being mean and letting you sit there in silence wondering if he’s mad at you or something. Trust me this man is better left alone.

;)

[JBond]

:waa: :waa: ;)

[Iben]

My work here is done ;)

[JBond]

You cruel, cruel woman ;)

[Iben]

Originally posted by JBond
You cruel, cruel woman ;) I know ;)

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Iben
haha! Right on! :D ;)
*flips you both off*:p :mad:

[Rogue]

Who's next?

[Colorado Cajun]

The man who struts around this place and spurts bad catchphrases. Next up is Kyle

[Rogue]

Kyle, huh?

Pfft! Who cares about Kyle?! The man lives in a fantasy..always strutting around here woooing like Naitch and strutting like HBK. He has to live vicariously through wrestlers because he has no life. Personally, I think the boy needs serious psychiatric help. I mean good lord, just look at his job- a pharmacist- what kind of job is that?! Only HUGE losers work with drugs all day and don't take them. Gah! I don't even know why I wasted my time writing this about him....


But, he his a great friend of mine and he always lends an ear or a shoulder when you need it. Wooo all you want bud, you know I love ya. ;) :p

[Psylent]

Originally posted by Iben
JBond: power hungry dictator who dislikes newbies.
;) I had that feeling too when I first joined the forum, good thing I didn't turn out like thebats.:rolleyes: :D


*OK, now, if I can find a spanking smilie.....;)

[Psylent]

Kyle:
Just a regular man, never seem to start any trouble.

[JBond]

Kyle:

That piece of.....I could never insult a fellow James Bond fan ;)

[Knerys]

Kyle....Kyle.......hmmmm can't say I know him........is he the one with the Starfleet issue phase right?:p

[southern]

kyle's such a..............a.......a..............manwhore:p

[Kyle Katarn]

Originally posted by JBond
Kyle:

That piece of.....I could never insult a fellow James Bond fan ;)

:applaud: Come on, is that all you people got? ;)

[Madness]

Kyle is a man who lives at the boards. Lisa.

But seriously, who is this Kyle character, if that is his real name.....Oh wait, it isn't. It's the name of some unknown Jedi.
Pfft, how elusive is that!!! Not only does he not use his real name, but then he goes off and uses a totally obscure Star Wars reference to make the rest of us non-Star war nerds to look "out of the loop"!! And on top of that he works at a pharmacy and has only hooked me up TWICE!!!! That's it!!! The cheap bastard, we should hang him by his balls and beat him like a pinata!!! I'll get the piano wire and club, you guys get a sharp blade and some candy........................

[pixiness]

Jibby... Of all the losers... you are the king. Let me tell you my man, one day, the genius's at Toys R Us are going to promote you to the position you deserve - Toilet scrubber.

Kyle - legally dispensing drugs does NOT make you cool. ILLEGALLY Selling drugs makes you cool. Get out from behind the lab coat and the prescription counter and live a little!!!

[Iben]

Kyle hits women! I think watching all that wrestling has done some serious damage to his brain! Kyle you need to stop that violent behaviour, next time you feel the need to fire a gun or hurt someone, go take a long walk in the woods or something.

[Citizen Kane]

Whose next?

[Rogue]

Really..who's next? Come on Kyle, throw someone into the fire. ;)

[Kyle Katarn]

Ok.....how about....Knerys? :D That...uhh....that Star Trek nerd! But wait...I'm a Star Trek nerd too sometimes! Ah, I suck at this! :waa: ;)

[Link]

Knerys: Heh, I never knew her much on the boards or basically anywhere else online. One night, I decided to IM her and she's very good in conversations. Honest, and funny in conversations. Keeps my ego in check. All-around fun person to talk to. Despite the seizures I suffer from her Star-Trek phasers.

[TyRoss]

Well there's really only one thing to say about Knerys.

TREKKIE

[Knerys]

Is that the best you can do?:p

[JBond]

You waiter insulter ;)

[Knerys]

What? we all did it. ;p

[JBond]

True...and I did it the most.

[Knerys]

Impecable timing you have.;)

[Iben]

I can't say anything bad about knerys..okay maybe I can..she's a trekkie, but that's about it...or wait maybe I can, she's a slow eater how annoying can you get? ;) ..but then I can't say anything else bad about her...

[Link]

Oh we're supposed to say negative things about the person?.........I don't know then

[Elizabeth]

I bet Knerys watches yaoi in her spare time :shock: :hehe: ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Knerys
What? we all did it. ;p I didn't! Of course, I could see him when he was standing behind you....;)

[Knerys]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
I didn't! Of course, I could see him when he was standing behind you....;) Weren't you the one who started that whole "Fake Australian" thing?

[Knerys]

Originally posted by Elizabeth
I bet Knerys watches yaoi in her spare time :shock: :hehe: ;) LOL!!!

[Elizabeth]

*Liz straightens her halo* :hehe: :D Hey, it was a valid insult!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Knerys
Weren't you the one who started that whole "Fake Australian" thing? yes, yes I did. But you guys kept it going. ;)

[Longshanks]

Hmmm, Knerys...err...sorry, who is she again? ;)

Nope, I just don't have enough amunition to construct a convincing argument against Knerys - except all the surveys she sends me :rolleyes:

Oh sod it - TREKKIE!!! :p ;)

[Knerys]

Two "k's" shanks.;)

[Kyle Katarn]

Originally posted by Knerys
Two "k's" shanks.;)

:lol: Longshanks WILL hear about this when his turn rolls around!

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by Knerys
Two "k's" shanks.;)

Better? :p ;)

[Knerys]

Much!:p And for that little blunder I think you shall be next.;)

[Knerys]

Longshanks, Longshanks, thinks he's so clever coming up with all his little games and Crystal lake ideas. Never trust a man that works with puppets........creeeeeeeeepy.......;)

[TyRoss]

Shanks is a little too fond of his ale (but then who isn't) and seems to have a facination with killing people. Creepy combo.

[TyRoss]

Oh and besides that if they made a movie about him he'd be played by Nicholas Cage. ;) :p :D

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by TyRoss
Oh and besides that if they made a movie about him he'd be played by Nicholas Cage. ;) :p :D

Ow!

[Psylent]

Knerys: I feel she's like one of my best friend and a sister at the same time. Besides that, I feel she's a person I can live with under the same roof.

[Longshanks]

C'mon! Roast me you yellow bellied curs!!! What's the matter? Don't have the bollocks for it? :p ;)

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by Longshanks
C'mon! Roast me you yellow bellied curs!!! What's the matter? Don't have the bollocks for it? :p ;)

Gee Nick I thought I did enough damage. ;) :p

[Madness]

Knerys is probably the only star trek nerd I'd love to see naked.

Longshanks is a drunk and that's why I like him.

[Iben]

longshanks is a damn limey! he's....uhm...old...
Ah what the hell! The man is brilliant, he's funny as hell and most important of all he has a good heart.

[pixiness]

Knerys - Honestly, what kind of person spells their name like that? Do you know how to spell? If that's the way you go through life, maybe you should date LOTR

Shanks - it's understandable why you post here... You have no friends in your own country. And that's just pathetic, I mean if your countrymen knew how much you fraternized with the colonies I'm sure they'd lock you away... Although you should be locked away regardless so that you don't spread that horrible "aging" thing to others.

[Psylent]

Originally posted by Longshanks
C'mon! Roast me you yellow bellied curs!!! What's the matter? Don't have the bollocks for it? :p ;) then you have to wait for someone to nominate you.

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by TyRoss
Gee Nick I thought I did enough damage. ;) :p

Twas only a flesh wound - I've had worse :D

Is that the best ya got? Bring on the clown, or is he too scared to let rip ;)

Iben - a frail attempt (but you did score yourself some valuable credit points for later on ;) )

Pixi - that's more like it! :applaud:

Over all 6/10 so far :p ;)

[Iben]

Originally posted by Longshanks
Iben - a frail attempt yeah I know, I guess I don't have it in me to roast a fellow European....it's different of course with those damn Americans.;)

[pixiness]

Originally posted by Longshanks


Pixi - that's more like it! :applaud:

Over all 6/10 so far :p ;)


I aim to please... pleasingly and it is my pleasure to do so.

[pixiness]

What? No one left to roast?

[Madness]

Yah, when are we gonna get to roasting my sorry ass???....

[Longshanks]

Right now you cud-chewing, straitjacket-gnawing, foul-mouthed, insane idiot savant :p

[Rogue]

You guys can do me. ;)

[southern]

Originally posted by Rogue
You guys can do me. ;)

careful what you ask for

[Rogue]

Oh I'm sure there will be some pretty awful stuff said about me..but I'm ready for it. :p

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Rogue
You guys can do me. ;) So do we have to form a line, or take a number? It'll only take me a minute to drop my pants. ;)

[Rogue]

Ya'll can just form a line and argue over whose first. ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Rogue
Ya'll can just form a line and argue over whose first. ;) I bet it'll start a drag out fight. ;)

[Rogue]

I'm counting on it! Whoever wins..gets me. :p

[Colorado Cajun]

Oh yeah
*grabs his bat and tosses his jersey to Rogue*
Hold that love, don't want to get any blood on it now;)

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
Oh yeah
*grabs his bat and tosses his jersey to Rogue*
Hold that love, don't want to get any blood on it now;)

...no, because I'm going to beat the crap out of Cajun and it won't be pretty :D

[Rogue]

*looks back and forth between Longshanks and CC* Now this could get interesting. Am I really worth a fight? ;)

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Longshanks
...no, because I'm going to beat the crap out of Cajun and it won't be pretty :D Man didn't you learn anything last time:p

Don't make me kill you again:D ;)

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by Rogue
*looks back and forth between Longshanks and CC* Now this could get interesting. Am I really worth a fight? ;)

Of course you are! - now please excuse me whilst I dispose of this minor irritant who thinks he could fight his way out of a wet paper bag with a crowbar....

[Rogue]

*sits back and watches*


Any other fighters before these two duke it out over me? ;)

[southern]

*sits down to watch the maiming*

gummi bears?

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by Rogue
*sits back and watches*


Any other fighters before these two duke it out over me? ;)

Hey, don't get greedy ok? :p ;)

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Longshanks
Of course you are! - now please excuse me whilst I dispose of this minor irritant who thinks he could fight his way out of a wet paper bag with a crowbar....
Sweet! I get a crowbar?:D

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by southern
*sits down to watch the maiming*

gummi bears?

Thanks.

Longshanks mashes Cajun into a messy pulp in under 5 seconds.

Your Mother chooses your underwear.

LS wins and goes to bed because he's sitting in a completely different time zone to the rest of you.

G'night folks - sleep tight.

[Rogue]

Originally posted by Longshanks
Hey, don't get greedy ok? :p ;)

Very well then..fight. ;)

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Longshanks
Thanks.

Longshanks mashes Cajun into a messy pulp in under 5 seconds.

Your Mother chooses your underwear.

LS wins and goes to bed because he's sitting in a completely different time zone to the rest of you.

G'night folks - sleep tight.
Yeh that's right runaway to bed you BIG BABY!!!:p :D

Sleep well you old fogy

[Longshanks]

Longshanks gets up refreshed from a good night's sleep - mashes Cajun some more and wonders why it it that LS and CC always seem to be fighting over the ladies?

LS figures it's because they're both tarts and they feel the need to try to impress the ladies by primitive displays of macho testosterone-filled moshing because they lack the eloquence to woo the maidens with fine words and gentlemanly deeds.

LS muses this whilst idly jumping up and down on CC's head wearing size 11 hobnail boots.

LS blows a kiss to Rogue but fails to realise that the sight of a grown man mashing anothers head into the dirt lacks that certain 'something' that really does it for the ladies nowadays.

;)

[HeadHunter]

so who have we roasted so far

[pixiness]

Madness - If only everyone knew that you're really just a geeky, 15 year old that messes himself at the mere thought of female contact. Have you finished building your entire replica of Helm's Deep with Legos yet? Be glad you don't live in the states you goofy canadian... you're definitely not ready to live anywhere but the desolate frozen wasteland you call home now.

;)

[Rogue]

Madness is a nice boy, he just has some anger issues. He loves kittens and puppies and chick flicks. He's very sensitive..

Have I gone too far? ;)

[Knerys]

Madness: Take you damn meds! MY goodness can't you be normal like the rest of us! No no you have terrorize the newbies with a chainsaw, molesting every woman that walks by, you are crazy!

;)

[Madness]

Is that the best you people cna do??? Man, I held you guys in higher rever. Ah well, I guess I'll have to go to church if I want to be truly insulted.......

[Link]

Madness: A good person who spends most of his time watching "What Women Want" or crying during "Titanic" where Leo dies. He spends his time watering flowers and skipping across meadows.

[Madness]

Originally posted by Link

Madness: A good person who spends most of his time watching "What Women Want" or crying during "Titanic" where Leo dies. He spends his time watering flowers and skipping across meadows. I'LL KILL YOU!!!!

[Link]

Originally posted by Madness
I'LL KILL YOU!!!!

I guess that was a good Roast

[Longshanks]

Errr - Madness is pretty normal when it comes down to it - I don't find him threatening or odd in the slightest - average at best :rolleyes:

[Madness]

Originally posted by Longshanks
Errr - Madness is pretty normal when it comes down to it - I don't find him threatening or odd in the slightest - average at best :rolleyes: (Madness wraps an extension cord around Longshanks neck, and loops it so it crosses behind his neck, and places his foot against the back of his neck and which begins to tighten, straining and crushing his windpipe while his face turns blood red, his head nearly popping off like a dandilion)

So, not threatening you say??? How'd you like to be offed by an average shmuck??? Now, lets hear that SNAP!!!..........

[Rogue]

So, who's next? It's your turn to pick, Madness.

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by Madness
(Madness wraps an extension cord around Longshanks neck, and loops it so it crosses behind his neck, and places his foot against the back of his neck and which begins to tighten, straining and crushing his windpipe while his face turns blood red, his head nearly popping off like a dandilion)

So, not threatening you say??? How'd you like to be offed by an average shmuck??? Now, lets hear that SNAP!!!..........

If you can't take the heat then stay out of the thread ;) :D

[Madness]

Originally posted by Rogue
So, who's next? It's your turn to pick, Madness. Grrr, yah, I don't think I'm liking all this attention........
Alright, I pick your ass to be fried, roasted and sauteed next......Mmmm, tasty....

[Madness]

Originally posted by Longshanks
If you can't take the heat then stay out of the thread ;) :D Oh I can stand the heat, it's just no one else ccan stand me cause when it gets hot I get boiling!!

[Longshanks]

Rogue it is then....right......she's really........err...........she doesn't.......hmmmm, no............I don't think I like.........Nope sorry, all out of roasting for Rogue at the moment

[Kyle Katarn]

Kyle: Rogue...hummmmmmm....

Wait! Rogue likes a bald actor as her favorite wrestler! Let's all point and laugh!

Voice from the back: Hey! All wrestlers are actors! They HAVE to be! And there's Low-Ki, Stone Cold, Angle, Albert, Maven...ALL those guys are bald!

Kyle: sonofa@#$!! :mad: :(

[Rogue]

Aww..is that all ya'll have got? ;)

[Link]

Originally posted by Rogue
Aww..is that all ya'll have got? ;)

No

Hahahahahahahaha

[Rogue]

Aww..come on guys, hit me with your best shot. :p

[Madness]

You may live to regret those words!!..

(Madness pulls out the hand lotion and begins to prepare his best "shot"...)

Oooo man!!! This one's gonna be a doozy!!

[Rogue]

Now, now..none of that. :nono: ;)

Come on people, I know you have it in you. Let me have it! :p

[JBond]

Yes, none of that.

[thebtskink]

Rogue... If ever someone smelt of SPAM it's you... I mean, at least 1000 of the posts in What's on Your Mind 2 1/2 are from you. ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by thebtskink
Rogue... If ever someone smelt of SPAM it's you... I mean, at least 1000 of the posts in What's on Your Mind 2 1/2 are from you. ;) Actaully, its at least twice that many! ;)

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by Rogue
Now, now..none of that. :nono: ;)

Come on people, I know you have it in you. Let me have it! :p

Alright then - you asked for it. ;)

Rogue - it's a name of a cartoon character, which is what Rogue really is - she doesn't exist, she's just made up by some sad and lonely 50yr old teacher in a feeble attempt to seem 'with it' and contemporary with the 'yoof' of today.

A feelble character that haunts the perifery of an internet chat board trying to sound like she knows what the hell cinema is about nowadays, the last film she actually saw was 'Mary Poppins' and she truely believed that Dick Van Dyke was really a Coc-ker-ney. Her favorite TV show is still 'I Love Lucy' and she spends most of her spare time, when not on a sad chat room, picking furballs off stray cats.

Her true name is Brenda Basingstoke, her job is librarian at a primary school for retarded monkeys, but she likes to call herself a teacher because it helps to stem the welling feelings of self-loathing she gets from realising that she's reached the pinacle of her career and that it's all down hill from now on.

On thursdays she mucks out the chimpanzees for an extra 50 cents per cage - it helps buy the catfood for her 38 cats which are her only true friends......

I truely know sooo little about Rogue :D :D :D

[Rogue]

Haha!! You get an A for effort, shanks!! :D :applaud:

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by Rogue
Haha!! You get an A for effort, shanks!! :D :applaud:

Why thank you Spongebob. ;)

[Rogue]

Oooh that was low!

[pixiness]

Rogue -
1. An unprincipled, deceitful, and unreliable person; a scoundrel or rascal.
2. A wandering beggar; a vagrant.
3. A vicious and solitary animal, especially an elephant that has separated itself from its herd.
4. An organism, especially a plant, that shows an undesirable variation from a standard.

I mean, at least pick a name that suits you miss goody-two-shoes. Seriously... look at the definitions - Plants are more "out there" than you are. And while you're definitely not fat like an elephant, it looks like one could teach you how to live a little... For gosh sakes woman, what does that say about you... Elephants find more outlandish things to do in the barren savannah than you do... And you're in college!

;)

[Rogue]

Originally posted by pixiness
Plants are more "out there" than you are.

You know, for some reason, that really made me laugh. :D

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by pixiness
Rogue -
1. An unprincipled, deceitful, and unreliable person; a scoundrel or rascal.
2. A wandering beggar; a vagrant.
3. A vicious and solitary animal, especially an elephant that has separated itself from its herd.
4. An organism, especially a plant, that shows an undesirable variation from a standard.

I mean, at least pick a name that suits you miss goody-two-shoes. Seriously... look at the definitions - Plants are more "out there" than you are. And while you're definitely not fat like an elephant, it looks like one could teach you how to live a little... For gosh sakes woman, what does that say about you... Elephants find more outlandish things to do in the barren savannah than you do... And you're in college!

;)

Now THAT'S the official Oxford English Dictionary version of 'low'. ;)

[Madness]

Rogue- You've never shown me your breasts so I hate you.......

[thebtskink]

Come on, people! Hurl your insults and indignities at this vengeful, spiteful soul some call Rogue! Remember, she's only as worthy of pity as we make her out to be! Help out her poor, poor, poor, poor, mean-spirited, grinch-like soul! ;)

[Rogue]

Oh yeah skink, we all know how awful and mean and uncaring I am. ;)

[JBond]

Seger is a mortal :p

[Rogue]

Okay, that's just mean. :( :waa:

[Link]

Wrestling is fake, your taste in movies is pitiful, you aren't funny..?

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Link
Wrestling is fake, your taste in movies is pitiful, you aren't funny..?

That won't do. That suits me a lot more than it does Rogue.

[pixiness]

Originally posted by Rogue
You know, for some reason, that really made me laugh. :D
That was the intent... Glad you enjoyed.

[pixiness]

Originally posted by JBond
Seger is a mortal :p

Seger? As in Bob Seger? OF COURSE HE'S MORTAL...

And Rogue, if Bob Seger's one of your heroes... I need to make an addendum to my roast...

I know you're southern and all, and that you go to chose to go to an SEC school that wasn't florida... but this love of Bob Seger definitely challenges your intelligence :p

[Rogue]

I love Seger!! You cut me deep, pix, real deep. :p


Damn..ya'll don't have any more roasting of me to do than this?

[Iben]

Face it Rogue, you're just not that easy to insult! :p

[Rogue]

But..but why? :( ;)

[Colorado Cajun]

Let me see what to say about Rogue. She always has to take my ideas whether it be for her tattoo, her nickname, or even her dog. I mean damn girl can't you ever think for yourself. I won't even go into your taste in football teams or the fact that you actually enjoy the torture that is Country music:p :D

[Rogue]

Hmmph! :( :waa:

[Rogue]

Alright, I guess we're through with me since I'm not being roasted. :p

*ponders who to roast* skink is next! Get to roastin' everyone!

[thebtskink]

Come on, everyone! Do your worst!

[Knerys]

You eat worms. Yeah so they're high in protein but they you ever taken in to account about how the worm may feel about this?? Have you? No you just go on eating you green worms and worm a la carte. And what kind of a name is skink, I mean it's not even a word! And I have seen it used in anyother language, you need to work on you spelling there.

[Link]

You're a loser, not a typical loser like all of us but a loser indefinetely. You watch Simpsons so damn much that you can't even be taken seriously anymore.

[thebtskink]

Hah! I laugh at your roasting ineptitude!

[Knerys]

Originally posted by thebtskink
Hah! I laugh at your roasting ineptitude! Ha! Makes you wonder who's really getting roasted........

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Knerys
You eat worms. Yeah so they're high in protein but they you ever taken in to account about how the worm may feel about this?? Have you? No you just go on eating you green worms and worm a la carte. And what kind of a name is skink, I mean it's not even a word! And I have seen it used in anyother language, you need to work on you spelling there. Kidna funny...you mocking someone about their spelling. ;)

[Knerys]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Kidna Yeah funny ain't it.;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Knerys
Yeah funny ain't it.;) ARG! Shaddup! ;)

[Knerys]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
ARG! Shaddup! ;) Never!:p

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Knerys
Never!:p Fine fine fine...blah blah blah...;)

[Knerys]

Yes! I win!:D

[Psylent]

Originally posted by Knerys
Yeah funny ain't it.;) It is to me!!!:D :p ;)

[thebtskink]

Originally posted by Knerys
Ha! Makes you wonder who's really getting roasted........

Yeah, it does. :( Come on, people! Show me your worst!

[pixiness]

I often laugh (and then sigh with disdain) at losers who name themselves after lizards. It was cool to like lizards when we were all 10 skinky, it's time to grow up and get with the program. Of course, this is a lot to expect from someone who still thinks "keeping it real" is cool. Let me guess, you're locked in your room right now watching old episodes of My Two Dads, listening to your tape of "please hammer don't hurt 'em," wearing Z. Cavaricci pants and reading all of this on your Apple IIE which sits in front of a poster of the Fly Girls.

:p

[pixiness]

Is that all you people got for skinky? I mean come-on HE EATS WORMS for gosh sakes!

[slinger]

Not really a roast, but it's something that always makes me laugh. Another scene from The EPIC Conclusion to the CS! Posters vs. The Scientologists Trilogy


Anthony Hopskins/George Clooney Table

Anthony Hopkins is still reading the menu while George Clooney is playing with the forks. Thebtskink and Wood are seated across from them. No one is talking.

Wood: <whispers> How should we break the ice?
thebtskink: <whipsers> Jah I don't know.
George Clooney: You know my pet pig would have a ball with all the choas thats going on here.
Wood: Do you guys want to play bingo?
Anthony Hopkins: Do you think I want to play bingo?
Wood: Strip bingo?
thebtskink: There isn't even any women sitting back here and George Clooney is sitting here!
Wood: You would think they would swarm this table! What could be repelling them?
thebtskink: Beats me. Hey check out my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles socks!
Wood: Doesn't hold a candle to my Transformer socks.
thebtskink: (stands up and pulls boxers up) Yeah but do you have a Professor Frink boxer shorts which say 'Good Glavin!' on the butt?
Wood: No. I have 'DragonBall Z' boxer briefs!
Anthony Hopskins: Do they have poison on the menu? <Hannibal voice> Maybe I'll have one of your livers.... <slither thing>
thebtskink: (turns with worms in his mouth) Maybe you might try some of my delicious earthworms!
Anthony Hopkins: I've had enough! (gets up and walks away)
George Clooney: I'm going to the bar.
thebtksink: HA! See they couldn't stand that I was wearing Earthworm Jim suspenders!
Wood: Wuh?! I want those!

- - - -
slinger: What the hell is going on?!!
thebtskink's Voice Heard From The Phone: Didn't you hear that computer voice annoucing that there will be a lock down on floors two through seven?

Kirsten glares at slinger.

slinger: Must've been a glitch in the new untested system. Can you get this water turned off?
thebtskink: (now running to the smokey lobby) Sure I'll just take my Spider-Man velcro sneakers and bash them against all the pipes I see. My guess is you're stuck in your office which is now a valut. I told you bullet proof glass was a bad idea. Yes, you were right about nude sunbathing but I'm not the one who's about to die with Kirsten Dunst at my side. Damn!

Thebtskink stops and runs towards the blaze. Conan O'Brien stops him.

Conan O'Brien: NO! The world needs disgusting laughter!
thebtskink: But there are a bunch of available models/actresses in there that need to die with a male companion by there side.
Conan O'Brien: Your right lets both go.

Conan and thebtksink hold hands as they run into the blaze.

- - -
Two firefighters discover a makeshift shelter of broken chairs, pieces of sheet metal and a door. They chop the side away and discover Conan O'Brien and thebtskink holding each other. They awake and squint because of the sun.

Conan O'Brien: Oh thank goodness you found us!
thebtskink: You're not a hot supermodel.
Conan: Who did you think I was?
thebtskink: I had ash and smoke in my eyes I thought you were a tall Boston model with two heads.
Conan: Well its just one big head.
Firefighter #2: So are you guys going to get up and well stop holding hands?
thebtskink: Ah yeah.
Conan: I've slept in worse places. Hey look, by using the ash I have a beard. Hello I'm Sean Connery.

- - -

[thebtskink]

Ouch! Good stings from pixi and slinger!

[pixiness]

Who's next?

[thebtskink]

My choice: TyRoss.

He deserves it. :D

[pixiness]

Good choice... I'll think on this

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by thebtskink
My choice: TyRoss.

He deserves it. :D

Wow thanks skink I...... heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey ;)

[Knerys]

Ok Ty it's color ok. No "u" got it! ;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by Knerys
Ok Ty it's color ok. No "u" got it! ;) Yeah!! *mumbles* stupid Canadians ;)

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by Knerys
Ok Ty it's color ok. No "u" got it! ;)

No me???? You don't love me anymore??? :(

Is it because of the COLOUR of my shirt. :p

[Knerys]

Originally posted by TyRoss
No me???? You don't love me anymore??? :(

Is it because of the COLOUR of my shirt. :p No the Color of your shirt is fine.:p

[TyRoss]

Then why is there no me?

[slinger]

Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown
Yeah!! *mumbles* stupid Canadians ;)

That's Canadiens with an 'E'! Ignorant American Douchebags .;)

[Frizzo the Clown]

Originally posted by slinger
That's Canadiens with an 'E'! Ignorant American Douchebags .;) Touche!;)

[Rogue]

Aight, I'll roast Ty. :p

Geez Ty, don't you have a life? You parade around here with this whole Hulk thing. You write useless fan fics and song parodies that no one cares about. Geez! Did it ever cross your mind to actually do something GOOD for once. But wait, I guess not since you have no life! You suck as a DJ, you're addicted to scotch and Kristy Swanson. Good lord man, no normal person would be addicted to her. Hello, have you seen her resume? Buffy the movie? Can you get any worse than that?! And to top it off, you're Canadian. *shakes her head* If I were you I would seek serious, professional help immediately.


And we all know I'm just joking and didn't mean a word of it. ;) :p

On that note, wow my roasts suck..I guess I'm just not mean enough.

[pixiness]

Originally posted by slinger
That's Canadiens with an 'E'! Ignorant American Douchebags .;)

Just another example of how CanadiAns can't spell ;)

::: thinks to self::::

maybe That's where LOTR is from

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by slinger
That's Canadiens with an 'E'! Ignorant American Douchebags .;)

Vive la Resistance!

CANADA RULES!!!!!

[Kris Hodgson]

Originally posted by pixiness
Just another example of how CanadiAns can't spell ;)

::: thinks to self::::

maybe That's where LOTR is from

That's funny, considering that Canadians score higher on ALL forms of standerdized testing. Canada is in the top 10 smartest countries in the world, whereas USA scores very low indeed.
I think it's all that inbreeding in the South...;)

[thebtskink]

Ty, I hate to break this to you, but Kristy Swanson is a man, and Christina Aguilera is actually your first cousin.

[southern]

Originally posted by Kris Hodgson
I think it's all that inbreeding in the South...;)

hey now!!!:nono:

watch it:p

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by thebtskink
Ty, I hate to break this to you, but Kristy Swanson is a man, and Christina Aguilera is actually your first cousin.

Damn I gotta go to more family reunions.