ComingSoon Mafia

[Citizen Kane]

This is sort of like Frizzolia, except with more severed limbs and less pornography. Anybody wanna be a part?

The Kaneleones:
The Godfather: Citizen Kane
Hitman (who kills everyone and goes out in a blaze of glory): tyler_durden
Hired Muscle: Macbane
Stupid Guy Who Says Stupid Stuff (aka Corky Romano;) ): Oasis
Henchwoman: Dione


The Sicypranos:
the Fem-Don: Sicy
Husband of the Don: Colorado Cajun
Henchwoman: Rogue
Henchwoman: southern
Henchman: Kyle Katarn
Attack Cat: Kitty:mad: :rolleyes: ;)

The Law:
TyRoss

Mafiosi Number Three:
The Don: Mirko
The Don's Right Hand/Consigliere:Malice
Enforcer:JBond
Enforcer: Iben

The Bachalanos:
The Don: methos

[tyler_durden]

If I take part, I want to be the hitman who kills everyone and then goes down in a blaze of glory. Wooo!!!!

[Macbane]

I'll be the hired muscle...

http://www.angelfire.com/ne/1forme/images/illbeback.gif

[Sicy]

Uh I think this has already been established.

Sicy: Fem-Don
Colorado Cajun: Husband of the Don
southern: henchwoman
Rogue: henchwoman

And I think Kyle is a crewman

http://64.207.13.28/mysmilies/contrib/sarge/Blurp_anim.gif

[Colorado Cajun]

yeah we are legendary for being the Mafia Family around here:mad: :evil:

[southern]

ahem
THE CS! MAFIA FAMILY
Fem-Don Sicy--http://www.jamezbrown.com/mysmilies/contrib/sarge/SLK.gif
Don Cajun--http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/sarge/happyNeo.gif
Henchwomen Rogue & Southern--http://www.jamezbrown.com/mysmilies/contrib/sarge/SLK.gif http://smilies.crowd9.com/contrib/sarge/happyTrinity.gif
Henchman Kyle--http://64.207.13.28/mysmilies/contrib/sarge/Twilightseer.gif

see?

[TyRoss]

The REAL Comingsoon! mafia.

The Don - Mirko
The Dons Right Hand - Malice
The Enforcers - JBond
Iben
TyRoss

[Godzilla]

BAH! Mafia?

The Baconbusters would kick your sorry asses in 5 seconds.

[methos]

i would like to be a wisecracking wiseguy. but if not you can just kill me. stuff me in the trunk of a car or in the closet.or under fem -dons bed.i will be the dead .dead wisecracking wiseguy..

[TxFilmMkr]

I see a turf war brewing.

[slinger]

Well we've got a CTU Agent here to make sure things don't explode.

[Oasis]

Hey I wanna join! I could be the stupid guy who says stupid stuff!

[Peter]

Originally posted by TyRoss
The Dons Right Hand - Malice
Speaking of Malice - what's he up to - I haven't seen him around for a long time??

[tyler_durden]

Well, all this must mean that I am still just a lone gunman. And I was looking forward to being a part of an organized crime family. Well, I need to find someone to shoot....

[TyRoss]

(Ty puts Jibbs in front of Tyler and then runs and hides)

[Halofan1]

(Gets out Rosary, Beretta's, and rope).

"And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath decended forth from thy hand so our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to thee and teaming with souls shall it ever be. E Nomini Patri, E fili, E Spiritu Sancti"

:-D

[Dione]

I'll volunteer to be a henchwoman too :)

[Rogue]

The real Family will live forever, no matter how many clones come along. :p

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by Rogue
The real Family will live forever, no matter how many clones come along. :p

Right, Mirko, Malice, Jibbs, Iben and I. :p

[Rogue]

Sicy, CC, southern, Kyle and me. :p

[General Zod]

Originally posted by TyRoss
Right, Mirko, Malice, Jibbs, Iben and I. :p I OWN YOU AND MIRKO MALICE JIBBS AND IBEN! :evil: :D

[TyRoss]

Hmmmm I think we were around first :p ;)

[Citizen Kane]

Originally posted by Sicy
Uh I think this has already been established.

Sicy: Fem-Don
Colorado Cajun: Husband of the Don
southern: henchwoman
Rogue: henchwoman

And I think Kyle is a crewman

http://64.207.13.28/mysmilies/contrib/sarge/Blurp_anim.gif

It imploded. A lot of the people went with the Buffy thing instead. And this is actually official. Besides, there's no reason there can't be three different Mafia families!

[Rogue]

Originally posted by TyRoss
Hmmmm I think we were around first :p ;)


Yeah..well..well..we're cuter!! :p

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by Rogue
Yeah..well..well..we're cuter!! :p

No argument there.

[Sicy]

Alrighty then

* grabs cajun, rogue, southern and kyle and goes to eat spaghetti.

We're the Sicypranos http://smilies.crowd9.com/contrib/blackeye/2gunsfiring_v1.gif :eek:

[southern]

the 2 mafia families:)

neato

so when do i get to bust some more caps?!!!!!!

[Colorado Cajun]

There is only one Familia and you all are just followers :p

*hands Southern a Tommygun* get busy busting caps in all their asses ;)

[southern]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
There is only one Familia and you all are just followers :p

*hands Southern a Tommygun* get busy busting caps in all their asses ;)

bout damn time
http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/blackeye/2ar15smilie.gif
who's first?

spammers?

[TyRoss]

Thats right and the other family on the board operate under our blessing. After all no need to get involved in all the dirty work. ;) :p

[Kyle Katarn]

Originally posted by Sicy
Alrighty then

* grabs cajun, rogue, southern and kyle and goes to eat spaghetti.

We're the Sicypranos http://smilies.crowd9.com/contrib/blackeye/2gunsfiring_v1.gif :eek:

Kick ass! http://www.completerpg.com/forums/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif

And I really AM gonna eat spaghetti now....and garlic bread! :D

...I smell a mob war coming! ;) :D

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Sicy
Alrighty then

* grabs cajun, rogue, southern and kyle and goes to eat spaghetti.

We're the Sicypranos http://smilies.crowd9.com/contrib/blackeye/2gunsfiring_v1.gif :eek:
does that mean I get to own a stripclub?;) :applaud:

[Rogue]

The henchwoman has arrived..note the avatar. Don't piss me off. ;)

[southern]

Originally posted by Rogue
The henchwoman has arrived..note the avatar. Don't piss me off. ;)

pretty red x

i still can't find the one Sicy resized for me:mad:

[Kyle Katarn]

Kane....I'se would suggest youse edit your first post and put ME in the credits.....capice?! ;)

[Colorado Cajun]

I see it and *drools*:applaud:

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Kyle Katarn
Kane....I'se would suggest youse edit your first post and put ME in the credits.....capice?! ;) :lol: :D

[Kyle Katarn]

I see it too....but I gotta go....the spaghetti is calling me! *drools* :D If I don't get back on, bust some kneecaps for me, guys! :evil: :D

[Rogue]

Aww..the family has reunited. *wipes a tear* :p

[southern]

alright i'm back in business:cool:
http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/blackeye/2ar15smilie.gif

the family is back together again! *cleans guns*

[Colorado Cajun]

Man this is like the greatest day ever:D ;)

[southern]

CC your avatar looks real familiar, who is it?

[Citizen Kane]

Looks like it's all equal, everybody has five people.

[Halofan1]

(Loads Beretta's)

[Citizen Kane]

Wait a minute...you're not even part of any family. Declare your alliance!

[methos]

don citizen kane, i did what you wanted . i poisoned the sicypranos spaghetti. and i set up the meeting with the the don mirto of the third family. may luco brazi be proud of me . they will all sleep with fishes

[southern]

*goes searching for chainsaw and blowtorch*

just wait til the rest of my familia get here

and no the we decided on pizza so you failed

[methos]

no
my cousin gino, owns and run the pizza joint that you ordered from doll. i got the last laugh ...

[JBond]

Ooo look, spaghetti...

*starts to eat food*

[southern]

Originally posted by JBond
Ooo look, spaghetti...

*starts to eat food*


:funny:

here, here is a shovel;)



don't call me doll, turd

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by southern
CC your avatar looks real familiar, who is it?
Jeff Hardy lol. Rogue picked it out:D

[southern]

that's what i thought;)

GOOD GIRL ROGUE:) :D :applaud:

[Halofan1]

Originally posted by Citizen Kane
Wait a minute...you're not even part of any family. Declare your alliance!

Who me?

[methos]

look we can make an agreement , since the don mirko family is stuffing there faces. the families. what about it , doll....and dont get to mad ,theres a hitman aiming to wack out your godfather. she is in sight. so what do you say.

[southern]

Originally posted by Halofan1
Who me?

you can belong to me and my familia:)

look we can make an agreement , since the don mirko family is stuffing there faces. the families. what about it , doll....and dont get to mad ,theres a hitman aiming to wack out your godfather. she is in sight. so what do you say.

what the hell! is this even ENGLISH:rolleyes::mad:?

[methos]

let me think about it , if i could get a hold of citizen kane. we would shake ,but he's been looking for that man about buying a horse to long if you know what i mean. dam will some one check on him ,did he fall into the toilet. ok. toots.

[Rogue]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
Jeff Hardy lol. Rogue picked it out:D

Mmmm...Jeff!! :applaud:

[methos]

someone thinks there funny..wait until you get in your car.

[Halofan1]

Originally posted by Rogue
Mmmm...Jeff!! :applaud:

LITA!!!!

[Citizen Kane]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by southern
[B]you can belong to me and my familia:)

southern isn't even the Don. I don't think she can make such decisions. However, as the Godfather, I welcome you into my family if you desire so, Halofan1. You could go far. You could also get free food on Buffet Night.

[Citizen Kane]

Originally posted by methos
someone thinks there funny..wait until you get in your car.

Yes, and wait until you get to your homes...http://64.207.13.28/mysmilies/contrib/navigator/church.gif

[methos]

wait a minute citizen kane ,i was protecting your ass. im joining the sicypranos . i was offered a job . see yah.hope you enjoyed the spaghetti. hey doll im all yours.

[Rogue]

Originally posted by Halofan1
LITA!!!!

Yes, yes it is! :p

[methos]

maybe i will reconsider. sorry boss. i was thinking with the wrong head.

[Citizen Kane]

Originally posted by methos
wait a minute citizen kane ,i was protecting your ass. im joining the sicypranos . i was offered a job . see yah.hope you enjoyed the spaghetti. hey doll im all yours.

What are you talking about? I never even threatened you! In fact, I commend you for your valor! And why would you want to leave when we have Free Buffet night?

[southern]

Originally posted by methos
im joining the sicypranos

no

[methos]

boss, dont eat the spaghetti or the pizza. my cousin gino made it. its poisoned. the don mirko family ,jbond is dying. southern and i . are just watching

[southern]

apparently what i have been saying hasn't sunk in, i don't like you
clear enough?:rolleyes:

[methos]

dam these hit women . can be brutal.

[Rogue]

Not brutal, just blatantly honest.

[southern]

we're hit women.........DUH!!!!!!!!

[methos]

hey rogue and southern. you see the 357 magnum .missed it
bang your dead . dead hitwomen

[Citizen Kane]

I guess that means methos has seceded from everybody, making him an independent mobster.

Perhaps, Sicypranos, we could work out a deal to take care of this methos punk once and for all. Don't need any more families to contend with.

[Sicy]

Originally posted by southern
no

http://64.207.13.28/mysmilies/otn/other/scream.gif :evil:

[Sicy]

:clown: http://smilies.crowd9.com/otn/violent/badass.gif

[Citizen Kane]

Originally posted by Sicy
:clown: http://smilies.crowd9.com/otn/violent/badass.gif

I'm assuming the
:clown: is supposed to represent methos, correct?

[Sicy]

It can represent anyone we want it to. http://64.207.13.28/mysmilies/otn/wink/smily012.gif

[southern]

Originally posted by methos
dead hitwomen

no

[methos]

hey boss. the women pinched a nerve. i work for you . only you. protecting the don

[Citizen Kane]

Good to have you back.

[Colorado Cajun]

Why do I see Methos as like Curly trying to be a mobster?

[methos]

don sicy , i beg you . we are friends in this game of life. dont listen to don citizen kane . he is the one who will turn on you when you least expect it. i only take orders from him. i didnt act alone.

[Rogue]

You need to perfect your aim. *stands up and grabs her sledge* Shoot to kill, not to provoke. southern, shall we?

[methos]

colorado cajun, i see you as the ***** in your current situation.

[Rogue]

Originally posted by methos
colorado cajun, i see you as the ***** in your current situation.

:nono: Don't cross the boss.

[Citizen Kane]

Originally posted by methos
don sicy , i beg you . we are friends in this game of life. dont listen to don citizen kane . he is the one who will turn on you when you least expect it. i only take orders from him. i didnt act alone.

Hey, bud, what are you pulling here? You cross me, you're screwed pal. You'll find yourself with some new cement shoes...from Reebok!

[Colorado Cajun]

Hey man I've been around enough to know my role slappy!! It makes me intelligent and semi trouble free

[southern]

chainsaw---------check
http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/otn/violent/greenchainsaw.gif

[Sicy]

Um how many boss's we got goin on here?? :mad:

[methos]

methos (wisecracking wiseguy).decides to walk out of the spaghetti factory. he goes and gets him a tommy gun and a knife. to give colorado cajun a cuban neck tie. thats after,he mows down somepeople.except his boss and a few others.

[southern]

Originally posted by Sicy
Um how many boss's we got goin on here?? :mad:

you and CC---fem-don & don
mirko-head hancho
CK-proclaimed himself godfather

[methos]

three but don mirko has been gone for a while.

[Citizen Kane]

Three, I think: you, Mirko, and myself. It might be four if methos ends up on his own.

[methos]

citizen kane, rogue is your enemy

[Citizen Kane]

Originally posted by methos
citizen kane, rogue is your enemy

:confused:

Are you like one of those guys that tries to destoy empires by turning people against each other?

[Sicy]

This place is going to turn into a mafia slaughter house any minute now. http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/corky/corkysm78.gif

[Colorado Cajun]

*sits at the big table and watches the girls dance while Kyle and Southern arm the weapons*:D

[methos]

yup, you turned on me ,you sided with rogue.:mad: :mad: :mad: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

[Knerys]

Originally posted by Sicy
This place is going to turn into a mafia slaughter house any minute now. http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/corky/corkysm78.gif Then I shall patiently await your arrival.;)

[Citizen Kane]

Originally posted by Sicy
This place is going to turn into a mafia slaughter house any minute now. http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/corky/corkysm78.gif

The question is, who will strike first? And how?

[southern]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
*sits at the big table and watches the girls dance while Kyle and Southern arm the weapons*:D

http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/blackeye/2ar15smilie.gif

[Citizen Kane]

*discreetly sneaks out to parking lot and replaces enemies' tires with Firestone tires*

[Rogue]

*picks up her sledge* Yeah, I have a gun, but this is the way to go when you're pissed. :mad:

[Sicy]

BADA BING! * opens fire *

* stuffs body pieces in laundry bags and heads off to the woods *

:evil:

[Knerys]

*Sits and watches the blod bath begin....*

I wonder if there enough room down here......

[Citizen Kane]

*returns fire* http://smilies.crowd9.com/contrib/blackeye/2gunsfiring_v1.gif

*takes bodies and feeds them to pet shark, Manny*

[methos]

stop , hold it. freeze, where did the weazel citizen kane go

[Colorado Cajun]

*dodges bullets as he watches the girls dance and empties a few rounds into Methos's torso*:evil:

[Rogue]

*walks up behind Kane and hits him over the head with her sledge* Simplicity, at it's best.

[southern]

Originally posted by Sicy
BADA BING! * opens fire *

* stuffs body pieces in laundry bags and heads off to the woods *

:evil:

http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/otn/realhappy/xxrotflmao.gif

*whipes tear away* i am so proud of you Fem-Don

[Citizen Kane]

Originally posted by Knerys
*Sits and watches the blod bath begin....*

I wonder if there enough room down here......

Depends on where you're sitting.

Now it's time to take out the cannon!

http://jeeptalk.org/crack/smilies/contrib/sarge/BoomSmilie_anim.gifhttp://64.207.13.28/mysmilies/contrib/sarge/Twilightseer.gif

PS: The Godfather (Kane) rocks! http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/contrib/sarge/Zed.gif

[Sicy]

Originally posted by southern
http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/otn/realhappy/xxrotflmao.gif

*whipes tear away* i am so proud of you Fem-Don

I'm here for my henchwomen. :heart:

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Citizen Kane
Depends on where you're sitting.

Now it's time to take out the cannon!

http://jeeptalk.org/crack/smilies/contrib/sarge/BoomSmilie_anim.gifhttp://64.207.13.28/mysmilies/contrib/sarge/Twilightseer.gif

PS: The Godfather (Kane) rocks! http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/contrib/sarge/Zed.gif They shot Kyle!!! You bastards*

*hops out of his chair and makes like Antonio in Desperado*

[methos]

stray bullet ,whizzes by and takes off methos trigger finger on his right hand the finger lands in manny the sharks mouth.

[Rogue]

*bashes Kane over the head two more times with her sledge* You killed Kyle!! :mad:

[southern]

found my flame thrower
http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/contrib/paladin/flamethrower.gif

*sets methos on fire*

[Citizen Kane]

*Kane shoots at the approaching Colorado Cajun* http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/contrib/blackeye/snipersmilie.gif

[Colorado Cajun]

*Watches as Rogue breaks the sledge over Kane's skull; and then takes the unconscious Kane to his pet Tigers and tosses him in to them*

[Citizen Kane]

*blows up Kyle Katarn, nearly killing him* http://64.207.13.28/mysmilies/contrib/edoom/blowingup.gif

[Citizen Kane]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
*Watches as Rogue breaks the sledge over Kane's skull; and then takes the unconscious Kane to his pet Tigers and tosses him in to them*

*Sautees the Tigers* http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/edoom/one_samuria.gif

[Rogue]

Kane, you can't do that..I just beat you to death with a blunt object. If you're going to play, at least play by the rules. :p Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.

[Citizen Kane]

*Bakes Sicy and Colorado Cajun* http://jeeptalk.org/crack/smilies/contrib/edoom/microwave.gif

[Colorado Cajun]

Dude why doesn't anyone besides Jibbs know how to die?:mad:

[Knerys]

Originally posted by Citizen Kane
Depends on where you're sitting.
heheheh....

[Citizen Kane]

Originally posted by Rogue
Kane, you can't do that..I just beat you to death with a blunt object. If you're going to play, at least play by the rules. :p Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.

I believe in Karma.;) I was reincarnated as...Citizen Cane. I guess anyone else who wants to can be reincarnated, for the sake of longevity, a la Camp Crystal Lake.

[Colorado Cajun]

*tosses Knerys into the fire*:D

[Knerys]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
*tosses Knerys into the fire*:D Ha, weak mortal...you cannot kill Anubis.:nono:

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Citizen Kane
I believe in Karma. I was reincarnated as...Citizen Cane. I guess anyone else who wants to can be reincarnated, for the sake of longevity. umm you have bad Karma because you ripped off our Mafia Family and have been fighting a war you can't win lol

[Citizen Kane]

Just as you cannot kill Kane...er, Cane.

[Rogue]

*goes after Cane with a machete* Bwahaha! *slices Cane off at the knees* Ouch..that's gonna leave a mark. ;)

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Knerys
Ha, weak mortal...you cannot kill Anubis.:nono:
*burns your Farscape tape*:D :p

[southern]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
umm you have bad Karma because you ripped off our Mafia Family and have been fighting a war you can't win lol

:lol:

[Sicy]

Originally posted by Citizen Kane
*Bakes Sicy and Colorado Cajun* http://jeeptalk.org/crack/smilies/contrib/edoom/microwave.gif

I'll bake your face :mad:

[Rogue]

*cowers from the Fem-Don* :eek:

[Colorado Cajun]

*goes back to sitting at the bar*

[JBond]

*Finally dies from poisonous spaghetti*

[Citizen Kane]

*recycles the toasted body of methos and feeds it to Manny*

PS: Now I must be Citizen McCane

*goes and feeds Rogue to woodchipper* hahahahahahaha! *laughs at my homage to Fargo*

*starts shooting randomly* http://64.207.13.28/mysmilies/otn/violent/rocketq3.gif

[Sicy]

Originally posted by JBond
*Finally dies from poisonous spaghetti*

MUWAHHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil:

[Rogue]

That was my clone. I once had an secret, underground cloning lab..so ha! *throws Cane to the tigers* Dinner time!

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by JBond
*Finally dies from poisonous spaghetti*
:applaud: even I must say that that was classic

[Knerys]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
*burns your Farscape tape*:D :p Fine! *jumps into the abyss*:p

[Citizen Kane]

Originally posted by Rogue
That was my clone. I once had an secret, underground cloning lab..so ha! *throws Cane to the tigers* Dinner time! :mad:

*blows up cloning lab*

*Feeds every single Rogue, clone or not, twin or not, lookalike or not, to the woodchipper, while laughing at massive Fargo reference* http://64.207.13.28/mysmilies/otn/violent/gore.gif

[Rogue]

*jumps out from behind the chipper and shoves Cane in* You missed one! :p *heads back to the family establishment for a drink*

[JBond]

Originally posted by Sicy
MUWAHHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil:

Heeeeey, that was YOUR spaghetti!

I'm your Tinkerbell!

[southern]

NONE of mi familia can die:p

and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it

[Citizen Kane]

Originally posted by Rogue
*jumps out from behind the chipper and shoves Cane in* You missed one! :p *heads back to the family establishment for a drink*

*sneaks into back of bar, knocks over every bottle of alcohol, lights a match, and runs. Feeds bodies to Manny, and uses cloning machine*

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by JBond
Heeeeey, that was YOUR spaghetti!

I'm your Tinkerbell!
*watches Pixi go off on Jibbs for gimmick infringement*:D

[Citizen Kane]

Originally posted by southern
NONE of mi familia can die:p

and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it

Same here. I really wish some of them would help me. I'm fighting alone!

[Rogue]

Originally posted by Citizen Kane
*sneaks into back of bar, knocks over every bottle of alcohol, lights a match, and runs. Feeds bodies to Manny, and uses cloning machine*

So, obviously you had to be in the burning building to gather the bodies..so didn't you burn with us? Dude, you can't win.

*has Daddy build the family a bigger, better establishment* Ahhh..it's good to be a Daddy's girl. :D

[Citizen Kane]

Seeing as it's getting late, maybe we should all draw back our forces, and battle again tomorrow.

[Sicy]

Originally posted by JBond
I'm your Tinkerbell!

Say my name biatch!!!!! http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/yell.gif

[JBond]

Originally posted by Sicy
Say my name biatch!!!!! http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/yell.gif

...I don't remember that from Peter Pan.

[Sicy]

http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/27_laughing.gif ;)

[Rogue]

It's from the unrated version. :D Peter Pan and His Little *****es.

[JBond]

Originally posted by Rogue
It's from the unrated version. :D Peter Pan and His Little *****es.

Do they have this at Blockbuster?

[Rogue]

Yup..it's in the verrrry back of the store.

[methos]

as methos who is immortal hops around collecting his foot and hand so they can reattach its self. decides to kick citizen kanes ass. stops off and grabs a piece of pizza and a beer. forgetting that it was poisoned . drops dead for the moment.

[JBond]

Originally posted by Rogue
Yup..it's in the verrrry back of the store.

Ahhh, you mean back where they keep Snow White and the Seven Busboys

[Iben]

MMMMmmmMMmmmm.... spaghetti....

[Sicy]

Next up... fear factor pizzas ;)

http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/daemon.gif

[Iben]

Mmmmm pizza! I love Italian food. :applaud:

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Sicy
Next up... fear factor pizzas ;)

http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/daemon.gif
oh I see trying to kill your husband huh

[Rogue]

Originally posted by Sicy
Next up... fear factor pizzas ;)

http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/daemon.gif

Hah..I don't want any of that pizza. :p

[JBond]

Originally posted by Sicy
Next up... fear factor pizzas ;)

http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/daemon.gif

Looks like pancakes to me

[todd philip]

who would like a glass of some fine sambuka??

[Iben]

Originally posted by JBond
Looks like pancakes to me Looks like a living pancake to me...

[JBond]

Ohhhh, I see it now.....well now that's just silly.

[Sicy]

Silly this :mad:

http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_boese_1/axt.gif

[JBond]

Originally posted by Sicy
Silly this :mad:

http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_boese_1/axt.gif

Which one am I?

[Sicy]

Gee........ I wonder..... :funny: :p

[todd philip]

the red one:p

[JBond]

Originally posted by todd philip
the red one:p

I don't know, they both end up quite red.

[Sicy]

Rogue I found you a sledgehammer :mad:

http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_boese_1/basi.gif

[Sicy]

Who wanted the chainsaw? :mad:

http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_boese_1/newsaw.gif

[todd philip]

if you disrespect my familia, this is what awaits you my friend

http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/waffen/waffen019.gif

[JBond]

Before: http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_boese_1/newsaw.gif

After: http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/daemon.gif

[todd philip]

http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/waffen/waffen101.gif

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by todd philip
if you disrespect my familia, this is what awaits you my friend

http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/waffen/waffen019.gif you have a familia?:p

[Rogue]

Originally posted by Sicy
Rogue I found you a sledgehammer :mad:

http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_boese_1/basi.gif

Sweet!! :D

[todd philip]

http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/waffen/waffen040.gif

[Sicy]

Todd is the one standing in the corner trying desperately to be a part of any family he can.

http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_boese_1/alienlunch277.gif

[JBond]

Originally posted by Sicy
http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_boese_1/alienlunch277.gif

It's like a metroid...but not really.

[todd philip]

Originally posted by Sicy
Todd is the one standing in the corner trying desperately to be a part of any family he can.

http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_boese_1/alienlunch277.gif

hush, you -still- newbie:p

[Sicy]

I'll newbie your face http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/eviltongue.gif

[todd philip]

why i will spank your highny really hard :mad: :applaud:

[Sicy]

You wish! http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/flipa.gif

[Knerys]

Guys, can you slow the carnage a bit, I can only weigh so many hearts at once....

[southern]

Originally posted by Sicy
Who wanted the chainsaw? :mad:

http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_boese_1/newsaw.gif

thanks boss...............i was looking for that :)

[Citizen Kane]

Originally posted by Rogue
So, obviously you had to be in the burning building to gather the bodies..so didn't you burn with us? Dude, you can't win.

*has Daddy build the family a bigger, better establishment* Ahhh..it's good to be a Daddy's girl. :D

Actually, I came back later with a fire extinguisher, so HA!

*finds methos and cuts him in half, feeds halves to sharks, who end methos's life.*

[todd philip]

Originally posted by Knerys
Guys, can you slow the carnage a bit, I can only weigh so many hearts at once....

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :p

[tyler_durden]

Originally posted by TyRoss
(Ty puts Jibbs in front of Tyler and then runs and hides)

Woo Hoo!!!! BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!!!
http://64.207.13.28/mysmilies/otn/violent/rocketq3.gif

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Sicy
You wish! http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/flipa.gif :applaud: :lol:

[Longshanks]

What is it with all the meyhem and carnage whenever you're around?!?
http://www.horrorfindweekend.com/images2002/bc-ash.jpg
...and why wasn't I invited? Scared? :cool:

[methos]

hey citizen kane you die take my tommy gun and stick it up your ass. he opens fire all over. citizen kane. mother falkner. do you smell that ,somethings burning. its me. methos takes off out the door on fire. as people are pulling out cigarettes to smoke he lites there cigarettes.

[Citizen Kane]

*castrates methos, throws him into carbolic acid throws any remains into a woodchipper, feeds the goop to Manny, takes these results and lights them on fire, microwaves them, and feeds them to the Boston Philharmonic, a la Hannibal Lecter. Takes methos's head (the only part left), and sticks it in bed of random tourist in Italy, who then throws the head into a trash barge which crashed into a rock on the sea, sinking methos's head, which gets eaten by an octopuss*

PS: Longshanks: you can be part of my familia. And what happened to the CTF agent?

PPS: Isn't it ironic that this violent and disturbing post about the elaborate death of methos is my 666th post? Creepy.

[methos]

if you read you should be dead long before me,. ive only been on fire and lost a finger
but sicy and the gang ****in kicked your ass
ive joined the sicypranos to be #2 ***** like colorado cajun is #1

[Citizen Kane]

Actually, everyone's been killed multiple times, but if you have read, you'll notice a reincarnation system was set up. Otherwise this thread would already be done, as I, you, Rogue, Colorado Cajun, Sicy, and probably others have been killed.

[methos]

Originally posted by Citizen Kane
*castrates methos, throws him into carbolic acid throws any remains into a woodchipper, feeds the goop to Manny, takes these results and lights them on fire, microwaves them, and feeds them to the Boston Philharmonic, a la Hannibal Lecter. Takes methos's head (the only part left), and sticks it in bed of random tourist in Italy, who then throws the head into a trash barge which crashed into a rock on the sea, sinking methos's head, which gets eaten by an octopuss*

PS: Longshanks: you can be part of my familia. And what happened to the CTF agent?

PPS: Isn't it ironic that this violent and disturbing post about the elaborate death of methos is my 666th post? Creepy. citizen kane put your wifes dildo away its not a knife .
sucka

[Sicy]

Originally posted by methos
ive joined the sicypranos to be #2 ***** like colorado cajun is #1

:nono: :nono:

[Citizen Kane]

Originally posted by methos
if you read you should be dead long before me,. ive only been on fire and lost a finger
but sicy and the gang ****in kicked your ass
ive joined the sicypranos to be #2 ***** like colorado cajun is #1

Actually, you would be at the bottom of the totem pole, methos, as you can't just jump up into the top ranks in the mob these days. Also, they've expressed that they won't accept you, so I guess your last hope is to beg Mirko's mob for acceptance. If not, you'll end up all alone.

PS: Might want to avoid oranges for a while...:hehe:

[southern]

Originally posted by methos
if you read you should be dead long before me,. ive only been on fire and lost a finger
but sicy and the gang ****in kicked your ass
ive joined the sicypranos to be #2 ***** like colorado cajun is #1

the highest you'll be in this family is the family bootlicker

[Citizen Kane]

Originally posted by southern
the highest you'll be in this family is the family bootlicker

:lol:

PS: What is Colorado Cajun number one at? Being the husband? Does methos want to be the number two husband? What is this, some type of inbred cult or something?

PS: Todd Philip, you are also welcome into my familia, along with Longshanks. You will enjoy the Free Buffet Night.

[methos]

hey why not
i will have sicy the boss. decide my fate. you keep pickin bullets out of your ass . while i shoot you again with my tommy gun . you rat fink . where were you when i was covering for your ass. did mommy call you for dinner.

[Sicy]

CC is the Fem-Don's husband. I dont need two :mad:

:lol: @ my henchmaiden :heart:

I cannot believe anyone would let Todd into their family :eek:

[methos]

Originally posted by Citizen Kane
:lol:

PS: What is Colorado Cajun number one at? Being the husband? Does methos want to be the number two husband? What is this, some type of inbred cult or something?

PS: Todd Philip, you are also welcome into my familia, along with Longshanks. You will enjoy the Free Buffet Night. no number one biatch. he said he had to take his place somewhere.

[Sicy]

Originally posted by methos
hey why not
i will have sicy the boss. decide my fate. you keep pickin bullets out of your ass . while i shoot you again with my tommy gun . you rat fink . where were you when i was covering for your ass. did mommy call you for dinner.

Fine, you can be my servant. :mad:

But it doesnt mean you're in the family. :p

Now go get me some cowfee. ;)

[southern]

Originally posted by Sicy
:lol: @ my henchmaiden :heart:

:D

[Citizen Kane]

Originally posted by methos
hey why not
i will have sicy the boss. decide my fate. you keep pickin bullets out of your ass . while i shoot you again with my tommy gun . you rat fink . where were you when i was covering for your ass. did mommy call you for dinner.

You were never helping me. Your spaghetti plan got screwed up when you blurted. You make me sound like a weakling, while I've killed more people than you, easily! The only person you killed was me, and I was supposed to be on your team! Now you're the official Fredo Corleone of the CS! Mafia!

*steals methos tommygun and donates it to the Little Consiglieres Charity. Beats methos's head with a sledgehammer, and drowns him using cement shoes, which means he can't just jump back to the top, considering he's stuck down there.*

PS: The best to the Sicypranos.

[methos]

ive got a new gang .
im in the bachalano family
its me the boss
deathdealer
godzilla
dracula
diesel and jarbacca
eat some lead doll. from my tommy gun

[Sicy]

oh my goodness. http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/27_laughing.gif

[methos]

Originally posted by Citizen Kane
You were never helping me. Your spaghetti plan got screwed up when you blurted. You make me sound like a weakling, while I've killed more people than you, easily! The only person you killed was me, and I was supposed to be on your team! Now you're the official Fredo Corleone of the CS! Mafia!

*steals methos tommygun and donates it to the Little Consiglieres Charity. Beats methos's head with a sledgehammer, and drowns him using cement shoes, which means he can't just jump back to the top, considering he's stuck down there.*

PS: The best to the Sicypranos. wait a minute they dont like you either,you declared yourself the godfather . you two faced rat fink mother falkner .old woman panty sniffing pansie. ive been around for 5000 years. no one talks to me like . so i cut off your head so yeah shut up.

[Rogue]

methos, dude..seriously. I can't put this any plainer than this: know when to quit. The time has long past, so if you don't mind..just shut your pie hole.

[southern]

Originally posted by methos
ive got a new gang .
im in the bachalano family
its me the boss
deathdealer
godzilla
dracula
diesel and jarbacca
eat some lead doll. from my tommy gun

yeah and it's a cold day in hell:rolleyes:

[Citizen Kane]

Originally posted by methos
ive got a new gang .
im in the bachalano family
its me the boss
deathdealer
godzilla
dracula
diesel and jarbacca
eat some lead doll. from my tommy gun

Until there's verification from these people, I'm assuming that they're not part of your familia. Sorry.

Also, you don't have your Tommy Gun. I donated it to the Little Consiglieres charity.

*ties methos to chair and lets hired thug, Raoul, go to work on him. He starts by severing methos's ear.*

[Sicy]

Originally posted by Rogue
methos, dude..seriously. I can't put this any plainer than this: know when to quit. The time has long past, so if you don't mind..just shut your pie hole.

:applaud: :applaud: :applaud:

[methos]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Rogue
[B]

[Citizen Kane]

*goes to Raoul's torture room and puts tape over methos's pie hole. Tosses an orange at methos.*:hehe:

methos: if you survive Raoul, you should really try to get enforcements, or leave. Otherwise you'll probably die. And don't ever get near any oranges...

[southern]

Originally posted by methos
who the **** are you to tell me anything. fluck off

1) she has been on this board a hell of a lot longer than your sorry ass
2) it's ***** off dumbass

[Sicy]

Oh its on now :mad: :mad:

You better watch your mouth. :mad:

[Citizen Kane]

Originally posted by southern
1) she has been on this board a hell of a lot longer than your sorry ass
2) it's F*uck off dumbass

I think he was trying to find a way to sneak a cussword onto the boards in anyway possible. I myself find the * method more effective. Again, the best to the Sicypranos. And my sympathies to the Bachalano family, which is right now the smallest familia in the history of the world...1 member.

[Citizen Kane]

Originally posted by Sicy
Oh its on now :mad: :mad:

You better watch your mouth. :mad:

Perhaps we could discuss a temporary alliance against the Bachalanos, to end them (or him) once for all.

[Rogue]

Where's the husband of the Fem-Don..you wouldn't talk to me like that if he was around here. :( But quite honestly, I'm tired of dealing with you. You want to know who the **** I am? I'm someone you're seriously about to piss off and you don't want to do that. Leave it be, just as I'm going to.

Sorry southern, Sicy, Kane..everyone else- I was really having fun in this thread until someone ran their mouth and pushed me too far. I'm through in here.

[Citizen Kane]

Originally posted by Rogue
Where's the husband of the Fem-Don..you wouldn't talk to me like that if he was around here. :( But quite honestly, I'm tired of dealing with you. You want to know who the **** I am? I'm someone you're seriously about to piss off and you don't want to do that. Leave it be, just as I'm going to.

Sorry southern, Sicy, Kane..everyone else- I was really having fun in this thread until someone ran their mouth and pushed me too far. I'm through in here.

That's a shame.:( Maybe things will change. I hope so. :(

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by methos
who the **** are you to tell me anything. fluck off she's someone who we actually care for unlike your ***** ass you prick

[Sicy]

Originally posted by Rogue
Where's the husband of the Fem-Don..you wouldn't talk to me like that if he was around here. :( But quite honestly, I'm tired of dealing with you. You want to know who the **** I am? I'm someone you're seriously about to piss off and you don't want to do that. Leave it be, just as I'm going to.

Sorry southern, Sicy, Kane..everyone else- I was really having fun in this thread until someone ran their mouth and pushed me too far. I'm through in here.


Rogue... :( http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/hug.gif

What an a-hole :rolleyes: Good job methos.. piss someone off that's been here a long time. Who do you think YOU are is the question. New users usually have enough common sense to respect the people of the board that have been here for a long time.

Especially someone who says he's almost 30.. if in fact that is even true, seeing as you write like a 12 year old.

[Colorado Cajun]

BTW sorry I'm late all

[southern]

hiya boss

[Citizen Kane]

*puts bomb in methos's car, in addition to replacing the tires on said car with firestone tires.*

Now, we should get back to the general turf wars, instead of this vicious arguing. Soon, the day will come when The Mafia Wars will begin.

Has anybody noticed that this has basically turned into Spy vs. Spy on a massive scale? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Sicy]

If Rogue leaves I leave. :mad:

[Rogue]

I'm not going anywhere boss, just tryin' to cool down.

[Citizen Kane]

Originally posted by Sicy
If Rogue leaves I leave. :mad:

Rogue and Sicy, don't leave! I think methos has learned his lesson! And if not, there are things that can be done to fix these problems.

Well, seeing Rogue's new post, I guess this post is obsolete. I'm glad Rogue came back.:applaud:

[southern]

i you ignore it it will go away


well good thougth anyway;)

[Colorado Cajun]

so my family lets forget this drama with the moron and enjoy the night;)

[southern]

i have the wine!!;)

[Rogue]

How about a party at the new club I had Daddy build for us? ;)

[Citizen Kane]

What about me? I'm all alone!:( ;)

[methos]

i apologize for what i have said rogue im sorry. but i dont know what i did to offend southern she never liked me from the beginning and i was joking so. you guys are right,.
see yah im removing myself from the coming soon website.
sorry for all the problems

[Citizen Kane]

Originally posted by methos
i apologize for what i have said rogue im sorry. but i dont know what i did to offend southern she never liked me from the beginning and i was joking so. you guys are right,.
see yah im removing myself from the coming soon website.
sorry for all the problems

Are you serious? I don't think your transgression warrants removing yourself. Just don't make the same mistake twice.

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Citizen Kane
What abou tme? I'm all alone!:( ;)
you could always admit there is only one Family and join us;) :p

[southern]

little turds like you don't say they will leave then do it:rolleyes:

hey rogue......where's the male strippers!!!??!?!?!?!?:D

[Citizen Kane]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
you could always admit there is only one Family and join us;) :p

I'm sorry, I could not do that at this point in time. My familia is powerful enough. But if it dissolves, I will consider.

[Rogue]

I sent 'em allll your way, southern. ;)

[southern]

Originally posted by Rogue
I sent 'em allll your way, southern. ;)

if the rooms rockin and you come-a knockin i'll blow your head off;)

*puts do not disturb sign on door*

see y'all in a few hours:p

[Colorado Cajun]

aww it's so good to see the family happy:D

[Sicy]

Originally posted by Rogue
I'm not going anywhere boss, just tryin' to cool down.

[Rogue]

Originally posted by southern
if the rooms rockin and you come-a knockin i'll blow your head off;)

*puts do not disturb sign on door*

see y'all in a few hours:p

Haha!! Enjoy, southern! :p

[southern]

Originally posted by Rogue
Haha!! Enjoy, southern! :p

absolutely

[Citizen Kane]

What ever happened to that CTF agent?:confused:

[Colorado Cajun]

he watched Raw last night and died of boredom lol:D

[Citizen Kane]

Did methos really leave, or was he just bluffing? What's the story?

PS: Hope they don't sell oranges at that strip club of of yours...:hehe: