The Night of Death 2: Mas Asesinatos

[Kitty]

1rst Surgeon: What the heck was he?

2nd Surgeon: Some sort of so-called superhero. Heard he lost his mind. Someone kicked him out of this town and then he got pissed and he took his revenge on all of the townsfolk.

1rst Surgeon: Well I read about what happened in the paper. That guy Oj got a good job there at the police department now.

2nd Surgeon: How long has it been, and who's giving this guy a funeral anyways?

1rst Surgeon: It's been about two months. I can't believe that they left his body here for so long. As for the funeral I have no idea who this guy is.

It was a cool January night. It was two months ago on this night when SMF77 went on a killing spree across CaSpie City. A few were killed and a few survived. Nothing bad has happened ever since that terrible night. Until now...

A dark figure slipped through the alley behind the room where the two surgeons were talking. The person lifted up his/her trenchcoat a little bit and walked in. He/She walked through the doors and all and went into the room where the two men were at.

The 1rst Surgeon looks up at the person and says...

1rst Surgeon: Yes? If you are the one who is waiting for this body your going to have to wait awhile---hey!

The person pushed the 1rst Surgeon out of the way and rummaged through SMF77's pockets. He/She found a piece of paper and gently tucked it in one of his/her pockets in his/her trenchcoat. He/She turned around and looked at the two surgeons.

Man: Thank you. I just needed him out so I could get that one thing. Alright you can throw away the body.

The 2nd Surgeon stepped up in front of the person and said...

2nd Surgeon: Wait right there. If your the one who wanted his body then your going to get it, now just wait, and give me that paper that you took from his pocket.

The 2nd Surgeon extended his hand out in front of the person in order to get the paper. The person sighed and put his/her hand in his/her pocket to get the paper. But the person didn't take out the paper. The person took out a pocket knife. With a click the knife popped up. The person gave an evil grin to the 2nd Surgeon who walked a couple of steps back. The person ran in front of the 2nd Surgeon and cut his extended hand off.

The 2nd Surgeon screamed in pain and horror at his hand lying there in a pool of blood on the floor. The 1rst Surgeon took out a little scapel and pointed it at the person.

1rst Surgeon: Get back! I know who you are! Leave me alone! I have a wife and kids!

The person laughed at the 1rst Surgeon and came inches away from his face and said...

Person: So?

And that moment the person stabbed the 1rst Surgeon in the heart, pulling out his heart actually. The person let the heart come off of his knife and lie there on the floor. The body of the 1rst Surgeon fell on the floor lifeless as the person walked out of the room wiping off the blood from his hands with a hankerchif that he stuffed into his pocket.

You see the person walk out of the building and looked up at the night sky. The person walked back into the alley and then the camera zoomed out of the alley and into the night sky. Then it revealed the title...

The Night of Death 2: Mas Asesinatos

[Skittles]

nicey nice! continue... ^_^:applaud:

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Skittles
nicey nice! continue... ^_^:applaud:

Skittles?:confused:

Haven't seen you in a while.

[Optimus Prime]

Sounds good, kitty.

[Colorado Cajun]

:applaud:
very nice

[Skittles]

Originally posted by Godzilla
Skittles?:confused:

Haven't seen you in a while.

muahahahaha:evil: :heart:

[Kitty]

(this shall be updated in a little bit)
*looks back at the first one to see who were the survivors*

[Kitty]

(alright so it was Tardumb, Colorado Cajun, Iben, funnie bunnie, Malice, Landlord Citizen Kane, bbf2, JBond, Reporter Empusae, and Trainee Oj who survived in the first one, i need to add other peoples, i'll do it in time, but here we go)

Colorado Cajun and Iben were at CC's apartment watching television at Downtown CaSpie. They were kissing each other here and there when they were interrupted by a news report.

Iben: Hey look it's that reporter again, CC.

Colorado Cajun: Yep it is.

Iben and Colorado Cajun watched the news brief as Reporter Empusae appeared on the screen in front of a building that was lighted up with a few police cars' headlights. He moved a little bit of hair away from his eyes and he held up the microphone closer to his mouth and began to speak.

Reporter Empusae: Were here at the scene of the two terrible murders where sources tell us that a man dressed in black with a trenchcoat walked in, took something from the corpse of SMF77, cut off a surgeon's hand, and took out the other surgeon's heart. Of course were not allowed inside at this moment but we believe that it might be one of SMF77's friends who came in and did this. Everyone in Japa-CaSpie is to remain inside their houses right now as we look for the murderer.

Reporter Empusae adjusted his glasses and wiped a tiny bit of sweat away from his forehead as he said...

Reporter Empusae: This is Reporter Empusae, back to you now Jenny.

CC and Iben looked at each other as CC turned off the television. He looked at Iben and said...

Colorado Cajun: Iben, don't worry, just must be some stupid crazy man. Besides, I'm here to protect you anyways.

Iben smiled at CC as he gave her a long kiss.




funnie bunnie changed the channel after she watched the report at her home in Japa-CaSpie.

funnie bunnie: This is great...

funnie bunnie walks up to her front and back door to make sure that there locked, and yes they were. funnie bunnie wiped the tiny bit of sweat off of her forehead.

funnie bunnie: There all jumping to conclusions.

funnie bunnie turned around and looked around the room as she heard a footstep.

funnie bunnie: This is getting better and better. What kind of stupid thing is this? Next thing you know it's going to turn into scream when some stupid@ss comes behind me with a mask on and a knife in one hand.

funnie bunnie giggled and walked back into the living room where she was watching television. Then her phone rang. She jumped up a little bit and slowly picked up the phone...

funnie bunnie: Hello?

Landlord Citizen Kane: Hi bunny, you alright?

funnie bunnie: Yes I am, what's wrong?

Landlord Citizen Kane: Oh nothing, just being tied up in rope here since this other person is threatening to kill me. Luckily I got to the phone. the person is in the other room making a pb&j sandwich.

funnie bunnie: And why the heck did you call me then?

Landlord Citizen Kane: You know where I live! Now call the police befo---oh hello. What? No I'm not talking to---

Landlord Citizen Kane then suddenly shutup and then you hear a muffled scream as you hear a knife being taken out of somewhere. Then it was complete silence. Then a second later someone hung up the phone on the other line.

funnie bunnie: Landlord Citizen Kane? Kane? KANE!?!

funnie bunnie threw the phone into the receiver as she shook in fear. She crossed her arms and looked around the room scared that she'd be next. She then picked up the phone and called 911...and guess who picked up? No other than Officer Oj.

[Colorado Cajun]

:applaud: good job Kitty cat

[Kitty]

Officer Oj: This is the police department. What is it?

funnie bunnie: Well you still act the same

Officer Oj: bunny? oh well hello there, are you alright?

funnie bunnie: After hearing my old landlord citizen Kane getting hurt on the other side of the phone how would you think i'd feel right now?

Officer Oj: Well then just bring a weapon with you when you get to your car. You live in Japa-CaSpie right?

funnie bunnie: Yes I do.

Officer Oj: Alright then, just run over to the car and drive over here. We'll take care of you.

funnie bunnie: Alright, thanks Oj, bye.

funnie bunnie hung up the phone and looked around for a weapon that she can use. She smaked her forehead and said...

funnie bunnie: Of course, I can use the baton that Kitty gave me.

funnie bunnie then went to her closet and she took out the baton. she held it and she walked over to the door, after putting on her coat and getting her car keys. She slowly opened the door and looked around seeing if there was anyone outside. no one was outside. funnie bunnie walked over to her car and she unlocked it, went in, and drove off to the CaSpie Police Department.




Malice: King me!

JBond: What do you mean king you? This is poker stupid.

Malice, JBond, bbf2 and Tardumb were at JBond's pad in Downtown CaSpie playing cards. bbf2 was winning a lot (maybe it was because of the real extra aces he had up his sleeve).

Tardumb: What's that?

bbf2: What's what?

Tardumb: I thought I saw something come out of your sleeve.

bbf2: No you didn't. I think the drink is starting to take effect finally.

Jbond: Shutup and fold for once bbf2.

bbf2: No, this is my lucky night. I want to bet all of it.

bbf2 pushed all of the chips to the center of the round table. Malice looked at bbf2 and said...

Malice: I quit, i mean I fold.

Malice put down his cards face down and so did Tardumb.

Tardumb: I fold.

It was between JBond and bbf2. bbf2 looked at his cards and realized that they were crappy. JBond looked at his cards and knew that he was lucky finally, but he didn't show it in his face. It was complete silence until...

Tardumb: *farts*

Malice: That was beautiful

bbf2: Yea really.

bbf2 swung his hand around and the aces came out of his sleeves of his long-sleeved shirt.

bbf2: Where the heck did these come from? I didn't put these here. Which one of you did this?

Malice, JBond, and Tardumb looked at bbf2.

JBond: It's mine!

Malice, JBond, Tardumb, and bbf2 all dived to the center of the table for the chips. They broke the table as they grabbed as many as they could. Then they heard someone come in through the front door.

JBond gets up with some chips in his hands and says...

JBond: Who's there?

Silence. Then he said...

JBond: Who's there?

Silence some more. JBond then took out a gun from his pocket in his tux and slowly walked towards the front door. He saw a figure slowly closing the door and then he pointed the gun at the figure's head.

JBond: Who are you and what are you doing here?

The figure turned around and revealed to be...

JBond: Sicy, nice to see you.

Sicy: Pay up. I've been waiting for weeks and you still haven't paid up.

JBond: Pay up? For what? I have nothing to pay you back.

Sicy: Yes you do. You ruined my business when you were on one of your stupid wild-goose chases and ended up slamming your car through my whole store. Now it's nothing but piles of wood. So where's the money?

JBond gulped and said...

JBond: I've got to go. I have an appointment with Dr. No.

JBond turned around and saw the television was on in the other room. He ran over to the other room to ask the guys if they would have a kind enough heart to give him some money to give to Sicy, but then the news caught his eye. He watched the whole report on the person who murdered one surgeon and cut off the other surgeon's hand. Then he heard about SMF77's body and the note he took from his corpse's pocket.

Sicy walked into the room and said...

Sicy: Well? Am I going to have to beat it out of you?...JBond?...

JBond turned around and looked at Sicy...

JBond: Stay here. Don't go anywhere. I don't want you to get hurt.

JBond went to the front and back doors of his place and locked them, including the windows. He then ran back to the room and said to the others...

JBond: Stay here, and don't mess with my CD collection!

He pointed at Tardumb throwing some CD's on the floor and he stopped.

[Sicy]

http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/scream.gif http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/saevil.gif

Yeah pay up bond. :p

Nice job portraying me kitty.. http://www.comingsoon.net/ubb/icons/icon14.gif

[Colorado Cajun]

more!!!;) :D

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
more!!!;) :D
i'll type out more tomorrow

[Kitty]

(will try to write more soon...very soon)

[Kitty]

Back at the scene of the crime Reporter Empusae is talking to one of the police officers, mic in one hand, and the other one wiping the sweat off of his forehead.

Officer Methos: Well I don't know. This murder sounds just as bad as the ones a couple of months ago or so. You were part of that one weren't you?

Reporter Empusae: Cut!

Cameraman Todd turned off the record on the camera as Reporter Empusae grabbed Officer Methos by the shirt. He looked at him in the eye and said in an angry tone of voice...

Reporter Empusae: Listen here! I don't want to go through the same thing that happened that terrible night. I want you b@st@rds to find this murderer now or else!

Officer Methos: That's not putting you in a good position right now when your grabbing my shirt and threatening me. For all we know you can be the killer.

Reporter Empusae: No I'm not the killer! How dare you say that!

Reporter Empusae let go of Officer Methos' shirt and wiped some more sweat off of his forehead. Cameraman Todd handed Reporter Empusae a hankie to wipe off the sweat.

Reporter Empusae: Thanks.

He then threw the hankie in Cameraman Todd's face. Cameraman Todd put the hankie back in his pocket and said to the two men...

Cameraman Todd: Did you know anyone who was a good friend of SMF77? Maybe if you know who was a good friend of his then maybe that's who the murderer is.

Reporter Empusae and Officer Methos looked at Cameraman Todd like he smoked something. Cameraman Todd sighed and said...

Cameraman Todd: Forget I said that.







Back on the freeway we see one of our heroines, funnie bunnie, driving over to the police station. Panicked at first as soon as she started the car remembering the one time when SMF77 went onto the police car and tried to kill them all, she turned on some calming music to take her mind off of that memory.

She went out of the freeway on an exit and drove into the police station. She turned off her car and quickly took out her keys and locked the car, running into the police station scared.

The first person she saw in the crowded room was Officer Oj. She ran to him and gave him a hug.

funnie bunnie: Sorry, I'm just scared right now. Probably the first one on the murderer's list.

Officer Oj pulled funnie bunnie out of the hug and looked at her.

Officer Oj: Don't worry, everything will be fine as long as you stay here.

funnie bunnie nodded as Officer Oj led her down a hallway to another room in the police station.





Colorado Cajun and Iben went to bed soon after they saw the news. They slept. Iben hugged CC as she dreamt. Suddenly in the kitchen someone slipped through the window and was inside the house. It was the murderer. He/She walked through the hallway as quiet as he/she could.

Then the person made it to CC and Iben's bedroom. The person took an extra pillow from the closet of theirs and put it tightly on Iben's face. She gave a tiny bit of a muffled scream as she quickly snapped out of the dream world seeing that she was being suffocated. She tried pushing the pillow out of her face but it was too late. She didn't have enough energy to move. She didn't even have any energy at all as her eyes rolled back and her arms plopped down on the bed.

The murderer's work was done. No one would've suspected me to have came all the way down to Downtown CaSpie instead of finishing off that bunnie gal in Japa-CaSpie, he/she thought to him/herself.

The murderer then took out a paper from his/her black trenchcoat. It was a paper, bloodstained from SMF77's blood. It had on there a list of all of the people he intended to kill and killed. He already crossed out the names of the ones that were already gone. The murderer then took out a pencil and crossed out Iben's name.

The murderer then looked at CC sleeping soundly, not knowing that he lost his love about a few seconds ago. The murderer then took out a taser gun and for the fun of it shocked CC. Before CC opened his eyes the murderer ran out of the bedroom, into the kitchen, and went through the window. To make things more worse for CC, the murderer then made a high-pitched scream from the kitchen before he went out, making it sound like a girl's scream. Making it sound like Iben screaming.

Colorado Cajun woke up with pain in his left arm. He put his left hand on the pillow that the murderer used to kill Iben with, and looked to his side.

Colorado Cajun shook Iben a little bit and said...

Colorado Cajun: Iben, why in the hell did you shock me? That wasn't funny...Iben....Iben?

Colorado Cajun shook Iben again to find out that she wasn't breathing. Colorado Cajun lightly grabbed her right arm and checked for a pulse. There was none. Colorado Cajun breathed deeper as he tightly grabbed onto the pillow that his left hand was on as a silent tear ran down his cheek. He then remembered about the report that he saw on the news earlier of a new murderer who took a piece of paper from SMF77's pocket.

CC's eyes widened in anger as he thought of the paper having a list of people to kill, most likely him and Iben on it. Colorado Cajun threw the pillow on the ground with anger as he ran to the front of the house and opened the door. He was suddenly blinded by a couple of police lights from a couple of police cars that just drove into the front yard. An old lady in her pajamas shouted...

Old Lady: There he is! There's the murderer!

The police then ran up to Colorado Cajun and threw him down to the ground. One of the policeman handcuffed Colorado Cajun and said...

Officer Horace: Your under arrest for the death of a surgeon, Iben, and cutting off another surgeon's hand.

[funnie bunnie]

marvelous, simply marvelous! hehehe:applaud:

[Colorado Cajun]

Aw man!!! Now I have to bust out of jail and go after the killer myself ;)

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
Aw man!!! Now I have to bust out of jail and go after the killer myself ;)
are you? your not the only one who's gonna have problems being suspected highly as the murderer. what if there's another murder when ur behind bars and they let you go? what if there isn't another murder...or what if theres another one in the police station it...ah nevermind, too many ideas :D:D:D

[Colorado Cajun]

Oh yeah it's very, very good Kitty:applaud:

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
Oh yeah it's very, very good Kitty:applaud:
really? *meow*
thanks =^.^=

[funnie bunnie]

alright! i got my thingy fixed! i mean..that picture.....oh nvm....

by the way, when are you going to write more kitty?

[Kitty]

Originally posted by funnie bunnie
alright! i got my thingy fixed! i mean..that picture.....oh nvm....

by the way, when are you going to write more kitty?
i'll write more right now ^_^

[funnie bunnie]

Originally posted by Kitty
i'll write more right now ^_^

YAY!!!:D :D :D :D :D

[Kitty]

JBond checked the backyard to see if anyone was out there, and there was no one out there. He went back inside and he caught the end of the news brief that Reporter Empusae was giving to channel 8.

Reporter Empusae: Well I'm here at the new crime scene where Iben was killed in her bedroom. Police are suspecting that Colorado Cajun killed her, which in my opinion is ridiculous. But as I was saying she was killed by suffocation with use of a pillow that has Colorado Cajun's fingerprints on it only. Ah c'mon people, it's not him, I don't believe this. Well he's being sent to jail right now as...dare I say this....

Cameraman Todd: You have to or else the boss will fire you.

Reporter Empusae: *sigh* fine, now everyone can go back to their normal routine as the murderer has been sent to jail. This is Reporter Empusae for Channel 8 News.

The television showed the logo of the station as Jbond turned off the television. Sicy crossed her arms and looked at JBond.

Sicy: Well? Aren't you going to do anything for your friend?

JBond: Of course I am. Were going to bail him out, right guys?

bbf2: Alright then

Malice: Sure

TyRoss: Where's the dip for the chips?

Everyone looked at TyRoss.

TyRoss: What?






(AGH! WRITER'S BLOCK! AND TO TOP IT OFF, I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE THIS WEEKEND! *dies*)

[funnie bunnie]

u write pretty well for someone with writer's block...hehe

[Skittles]

nice:applaud:

Hope you get over your writer's block! heehee... b/c its such a good ficcie! ...

[Kitty]

We go back to the station where funnie bunnie is sitting down in a chair near Officer Oj as he talks on the phone. He hangs up the phone and takes a deep breath.

Officer Oj: I just talked to one of my officers, Officer Methos to be exact. He told me that Colorado Cajun was arrested right now and that there almost certain that he murdered the surgeon and Iben. This whole thing is over now. You can go back home now.

funnie bunnie looked at Officer Oj in shock. Surely he's lying, she thought to herself. I mean, Colorado Cajun wouldn't have killed the surgeon, taken the paper and kill Iben, his girlfriend. funnie bunnie got out of her chair and said to Officer Oj...

funnie bunnie: Fine then, believe that bs, I'm going home even though I should stay here where it's safe.

funnie bunnie then walked out of the police station. She went into her car and sped off to her house. But she didn't know that she was being followed by another car...





Officer Horace and Officer Southern were talking about their favorite football team as they drove to the police station. Colorado Cajun sat in the back, handcuffed, looking outside at the freeway.

Colorado Cajun: *whispers* I didn't do it.

Officer Southern: Of course you didn't. That's why your handcuffed and your making your way to jail.

Officer Southern and Officer Horace chuckled as Colorado Cajun let out a sigh. All three of them jumped as they heard what they thought was a gunshot. Officer Horace lowered his head a bit as Officer Southern took out his gun and pointed it around. Colorado Cajun didn't lower his head because he knew that that was the sound of a flat tire, not a gunshot.

Colorado Cajun: Pull over, you just got a flat.

Officer Southern: How about you shut your mouth you rotten liar!

Officer Horace: No wait Southern, he's right, it's a flat on the front left side. Let me pull over.

Officer Horace then pulled over and looked at his flat. He went to his trunk and changed the tire as Officer Southern made sure that Colorado Cajun didn't plan on trying to escape.





While Colorado Cajun, Officer Horace and Officer Southern were on one side of the freeway, funnie bunnie was driving on the other side on the opposite direction driving past them. There was a black car then that came out of nowhere that went about a car behind her in her lane. Colorado Cajun noticed this and told Officer Southern.

Officer Southern: You shut your mouth murderer. You finished yet out there Horace?

Officer Horace: Almost, hold your horses alright?

Officer Southern: Sure.

Colorado Cajun looked out at the other side of the freeway thinking about Iben and the others and what happened that other night. It looks like the same thing is going to happen again, he thought to himself as Officer Horace made the final touches to the tire and got into the car to drive back into the freeway.

[funnie bunnie]

*sniff* i'm gonna die.........:(

oh well....good job, kitty!

[Kitty]

Originally posted by funnie bunnie
*sniff* i'm gonna die.........:(

oh well....good job, kitty!
are you sure? you could live you know...but then i'd ruin the story, oh well, you'll have to wait
*laughs evily*

[funnie bunnie]

Originally posted by Kitty
are you sure? you could live you know...but then i'd ruin the story, oh well, you'll have to wait
*laughs evily*

ooooh..u really suck.....hehhee

[Kitty]

*meow* will update soon =^.^=

[todd philip]

cool story kitten!!!;)

i think i need a few more line's ;) :p :D

[Kitty]

Originally posted by todd philip
cool story kitten!!!;)

i think i need a few more line's ;) :p :D
well let's see if ya get rid of that perverted avatar i may arrange something before your character dies...oh shoot, i wasn't supposed to let that out ;)

[todd philip]

Originally posted by Kitty
well let's see if ya get rid of that perverted avatar i may arrange something before your character dies...oh shoot, i wasn't supposed to let that out ;)

noooooooooooooooo

i dont want to die!:p

[Oj]

Great job so far kitty!

[Kitty]

funnie bunnie made it to her house in one piece. she gave a deep sigh as she got out of the car and locked it. she went to her house and unlocked it and went inside and quickly locked it. she went to her closet and took out her bat and searched every room to see if anyone was there. good thing no one was in there yet...

about a couple of houses away a black car pulled in front of a house. a man dressed all in black with a sweet black trenchcoat walked up slowly towards her house, his footsteps not echoing like normally they would on this street because of the helicopter that flew by as he made his way to funnie bunnie's door.

he lowered his hat down in front of his face a little bit more and he lifted up the collar of his trenchcoat up. he rang the doorbell.

funnie bunnie jumped as she crossed the hallway that lead to the door. she slowly made her way to the front door and opened it, armed with a bat. she gasped and took a couple of steps back.

funnie bunnie: what do you want? why do you want to finish his business? tell me before you kill me!

the man dressed in black took off his hat and put it on top of the coathanger on the corner next to the front door. he lightly moved a little bit of hair from his face revealing to be...

funnie bunnie: halofan? what are you doing here?

halofan closed the door and locked it. he put his hands in his pockets and looked at funnie bunnie. he slowly took a deep breath and said to her...

halofan: i was sent here to look after you. i'm your bodyguard until this whole murder mystery is solved and the freak is put behind bars.

funnie bunnie straightened up and she looked at halofan.

funnie bunnie: well that makes me feel better. why did u dress in black? you look like you are the killer.

halofan looked at funnie bunnie and took a step in front of her face. he looked at her in the eyes and said...

halofan: right now i could kill you if i was the killer, but since i'm not the killer then i'll just protect you from the real killer. i wouldn't hurt you unless you really pissed me off, got it tuz?

funnie bunnie shook her head and halofan walked around the hallway.

halofan: you just searched through the place. i can feel it. someone else was in here though...

halofan went into funnie bunnie's bedroom. she followed close behind him as he went to her bed and felt it. a flash showed of someone going through the window, putting his hands on the exact same place, being disappointed that bunnie wasn't in there the person went out the same way he/she came in. he took his hands off of the matress and looked at bunnie. he said in a calm tone of voice.

halofan: you just missed him tuz.








(will write more later or tomorrow)

[Sicy]

Nice kitty!

I think todd should die instead of funnie bunnie :)

[Colorado Cajun]

Yeah Todd has to die;)

Keep up the good work Kitty

[Kitty]

Colorado Cajun looked out through the bars as a few police officers walked by. One of them sat down in a chair that was facing CC's direction. Colorado Cajun poked his head out of the bars and said...

Colorado Cajun: I didn't do it, I swear I didn't. Why would I kill those people, especially the one that I love?

Officer Southern: Shutup or else I'll shoot you in the @ss.

Officer Southern the turned her chair a bit to the side in front of a desk and began playing solitare. Colorado Cajun sighed and sat down in his crappy matress. He put his hands to his face and thought about Iben and how...well just plain old dead she looked.

Colorado Cajun scratched his head and started thinking about ways to get himself out. He wanted to catch the murderer whoever he or she was, and he couldn't just sit there waiting for the murderer to claim another person's life.

He dug through his pockets and found nothing but a dollar bill. Colorado Cajun sighed and threw the dollar bill down on the floor. A rat went and picked up the dollar bill with it's teeth and scurried out of the room with it. Colorado Cajun saw a rock on the floor. He went and picked it up and went out to the window that was barred. He looked outside and saw a few familiar faces.

He smiled seeing that it was JBond, Malice, bbf2, and TyRoss with a hot chick with them. They were within reach to be hit by a rock so Colorado Cajun threw the rock out of the window and threw it at Jbond's head. Direct hit. JBond fell onto the floor and got upset.

Colorado Cajun: *whispers* psst, JBond, over here.

JBond gave an evil look to Colorado Cajun who was in the building behind bars. Him and the others walked over to him.

bbf2: Nice aim CC.

JBond hit bbf2 on the arm and looked at Colorado Cajun. He said...

JBond: CC, are you alright? Did you get to see the murderer?

Colorado Cajun was about to say something when JBond interrupted him.

JBond: Tell us all about it when we bail you out right now. C'mon everyone.

Sicy looks at JBond and says to him on the way to the front of the police station...

Sicy: Oh yea you have the money to bail him out but you still don't give me the money i need for repairs for my store!





Inside the police station is Officer Horace, Methos, and Oj talking to each other at the enterance to the police station. Sicy pushes the guys aside and says to the officers...

Sicy: Excuse me boys, we want to bail out Colorado Cajun. We have reason to believe that he's innocent. You've got to believe us.

Officer Horace, Methos and Oj stopped talking and listened to what the girl and the guys had to say about Colorado Cajun...





meanwhile while JBond is saying his part of the story someone pulls Malice out of the station...







Back at the Channel 8 news place Reporter Empusae is drinking a decaf while Cameraman Todd cleans up his camera.

Cameraman Todd: Who do you think really did it? I mean why don't you believe that Colorado Cajun killed the two people?

Reporter Empusae: Because I know him. He wouldn't just kill a complete stranger and his girlfriend. Someone set him up. Except I have no idea who the murderer could be. I mean so many new people are starting to live in CaSpie City nowadays that we don't really know who knows...

Cameraman Todd: Why don't you look down in Hollywood CaSpie? They get the most new people in there.

Reporter Empusae: Good idea Todd.

Reporter Empusae finished drinking his decaf. He got up and went to the front door. He opened the door and he saw a person dressed in black in front of him.

Reporter Empusae: I knew it! Todd, come qu---

Reporter Empusae's sentence was cut off quickly as so did his legs and his arms with a couple of swishes with a ninja sword. Then as Reporter Empusae screamed in horror as blood covered where he fell the person dressed in black took out a piece of paper from his/her pocket. He/She crossed off the name Reporter Empusae with a black pen and tucked the pen and the paper back in the pocket. The person dressed in black threw the sword in the air and caught it by the handle and in the blink of an eye decapitated Reporter Empusae. Then person dressed in black quickly ran away seconds before Cameraman Todd came and saw Repoter Empusae's dead and chopped up body.

Cameraman Todd looked at Repoter Empusae (or pieces of him we should say) and took out his cell phone imediately, calling the police telling them about the new corpse that they would have to clean up...

[Kitty]

Halofan and funnie bunnie were sitting in the living room while it started to sprinkle outside. Suddenly the silence broke when Halofan's cell phone rang. He picked it up and said...

Halofan: This is Halofan, who is this? Another one. Uhuh...alright...got it...bye.

Halofan hung up the cell phone and tucked it back in his black trenchcoat. He looked at funnie bunnie and said...

Halofan: Officer Oj called. He told me that there's been another death.

funnie bunnie looked at Halofan in shock. She said slowly...

funnie bunnie: Who...was...killed?

Halofan: A guy by the name Reporter Empusae. One of the survivors of the murders here in CaSpie City awhile back. You must stay with me at all times. Everyone has been put on the lookout for the murderer whoever it is. In case anything happens, here.

Halofan took out a bb gun from his pocket and threw it to funnie bunnie. She caught it as he said...

Halofan: It's a BB Gun. I assume that you know how to use it seeing that you liked to play those gun games Oj told me. I put it on safety for right now. Do you know how to take it off of there?

funnie bunnie nodded as Halofan opened up his trenchcoat by unbuttoning it and took out his own gun. He tucked it in his pants kind of, since it was black it blended in with his outfit. He went to the front door and put on his hat that was hanging on the coathanger. He walked up to funnie bunnie and helped her up. She broke the silence as they were about to get out of the door...

funnie bunnie: Where are we going now?

Halofan: Somewhere safe, trust me, now let me go first.

Halofan stepped outside and looked around seeing if anyone was out there waiting to pounce on the two. No one was there. Halofan brought funnie bunnie outside. funnie bunnie locked the door and was about to unlock her car when Halofan stopped her.

Halofan: I wouldn't ride in your car if I were you. Who knows if it's booby trapped or not. Let's go to my car, it's over there.

Halofan and funnie bunnie walked to his car. He unlocked the car doors and they both got inside. They drove off into the night over to Middle-CaSpie.




Malice rolled down the stairs that lead up to the police station. He fell into a puddle. He got up and looked around to see who pulled him out of the room. He then heard a voice behind him...

Person: Looks can be deceiving can they?

Malice turned around to see that it was the murderer. The person threw a rope around his neck and dragged him to the back in an alley. Malice was let loose from the rope and took deep breaths as he was dragged over there by the neck. He looked up at the person and said...

Malice: Why are you doing this?

Person: SMF77 was a friend of mine. How dare you and your friends killed him. Now I'm going to finish what he started. Say hello to the others for me.

Malice was about to let out a scream when the person covered his mouth with his/her's gloved hand. The camera zoomed out of the alley up into the sky showing that it was a clear and starry night as the full moon lighted up CaSpie City.

[Kitty]

bbf2: So that's the story. Hey where's Malice?

All of them turn around to see that Malice is missing. Sicy pushes the men out of the way and leads the way looking for Malice.

Sicy: Oh great...where is he?

TyRoss: I don't know but he owes me some money.

Officer Methos: Hold on there people, we'll find Malice for you. Probably had to go to the bathroom, look in the bathroom.

bbf2 and TyRoss ran into the police station where the other officers were. JBond and Sicy stayed behind Officer Methos as he looked into the alley to see if Malice was there.

Officer Methos: Missy, I would suggest that you don't look at this site. JBond bring the gal inside and tell the other officers about this.

JBond covered Sicy's eyes as they ran up the stairs into the police station. Officer Methos lowered down his gun that was in his hands when he went into the alley to see the corpse of Malice. It was sitting on top of a trash can. His face was frozen in shock as you see that his eyeballs were missing. His mouth made up for where the eyeballs were since they were in his mouth now. His chest was cut open and you could see his empty insides...that's because his organs were piled up on the floor nice and neat.





(will write more later)

[todd philip]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

good job!!!

[funnie bunnie]

WOO!!!! NOT DEAD!! NOT DEAD!!! *does a little dance*

[Kitty]

Originally posted by funnie bunnie
WOO!!!! NOT DEAD!! NOT DEAD!!! *does a little dance*
all because it looks like you've turned into the lead chick from scream doesn't mean that you'll still live in the end...or in the middle *laughs evily*

[Kitty]

Colorado Cajun and Officer Southern woke up as a prisoner screamed. Colorado Cajun got out of his crappy matress and went up against the bars to see what was wrong with the one prisoner.

Macbane: There's a new corpse. Done about *sniffs the air* a minute and a half ago. It's over there on top of those trash cans. Sorry about the scream, there was a rat on my stomach when i was falling asleep and i have a rat phobia *shivers*.

Colorado Cajun looked out of his window and saw Malice's body. Colorado Cajun then went up to the bar doors that were the way out of this little prison and said to Officer Southern as she went to the other window and saw the dead body as a couple of cops went right onto the scene and put caution tape on the sides of the alley.

Colorado Cajun: I told you that i didn't commit the crimes, and now look what your stupidity has done to you! Another one is dead now because of your stupid suspicions! I demand you to let me out so I can bring the murderer to justice.

Officer Southern looked at Colorado Cajun in a bit of shock as she looked back and forth from Colorado Cajun to the corpse of Malice, thinking that this isn't right, if he was the killer then he would have had some sort of way out of the cell but there is no way out of there. She straightened up her hat and she went up to the bar doors where Colorado Cajun is. She looked at him right in the eye and said...

Officer Southern: I don't know why i'm doing this but now i believe that your telling the truth. if you don't bring the murderer here by the end of this night then i'm going to look for your @ss and put it behind bars for good.

Officer Southern opened the bar doors and Colorado Cajun walked out of there. He went out into the bit of a cold night outside of the police station wondering where the murderer will strike next...well that was easy now...since Colorado Cajun found a piece of paper on the floor next to his feet. It was the list that the murderer had on who his victims would be.

Colorado Cajun took the piece of paper and shoved it into his pocket as he ran down the street to look for the murderer before the murderer found him or the police would think that Colorado Cajun is the murderer...

[Rogue]

Good job, Kitty! Keep it up.

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Rogue
Good job, Kitty! Keep it up.
thanks Rogue ^_^, i think i'll write some more right now anyways...i dont' know

[Kitty]

Officer thebtskink: I want you all to move out of the way, hey i said move!

Officer thebtskink put caution tape around the doors where Reporter Empusae's body was found. Some people gasped in horror as they caught a glimpse of blood or body parts as they were being covered. Cameraman Todd meanwhile was inside being questioned by another officer.

Officer Boone: So you say that you ran up to Empusae right as soon as the murderer went off. Hmm...I see. Then why are your shoes covered in blood!

Cameraman Todd: My shoes are covered in blood because i stepped in some of Reporter Empusae's blood when i ran up to him...well more like pieces of him.

Officer Boone paced around Cameraman Todd. Cameraman Todd crossed his arms and said...

Cameraman Todd: This is ridiculous, i didn't kill him, why would i do that he's my good friend.

Officer Boone: Yes that's what they all say isn't it? Well I'm sorry son but your going to have to come down to the station to question you further.

Cameraman Todd got out of his seat and looked at Officer Boone. He punched him in the face and said...

Cameraman Todd: I'm innocent.

Cameraman Todd then ran out the back and hoped into his car. He turned on the engine and sped off into VG CaSpie.

Meanwhile Officer Boone got off of the ground and rubbed his face where he got punched. He looked out the door and saw Cameraman Todd speed off. Officer Boone then walked up to Officer thebtskink through the back way and told him...

Officer Boone: I think he just ran off.

Officer thebtskink: Who ran off?

Officer Boone: The cameradude.

Officer thebtskink: What! Why did you let him run off?

Officer Boone: He punched me in my special area.

Officer thebtskink: Your privates?

Officer Boone: No my cheek.

Officer thebtskink: Eww...

Officer Boone: On my face that is...

Officer thebtskink smacked Officer Boone on the back of the head and said...

Officer thebtskink: Go after him right now, chase him d@mnit!

Officer Boone: Yes sir!

Officer Boone then ran off to his car and sped off into the freeway and sadly being as stupid as he is went and followed another car just like his into Japa-CaSpie.







funnie bunnie got out of Halofan's black car and looked around.

funnie bunnie: Where are we?

Halofan: This is my home...here at...(i'll update this fanfic later, i g2g to bed now, night everyone)

[Colorado Cajun]

:applaud:
I love it Kitty

[funnie bunnie]

MORE MORE MORE!!!!

[Kitty]

Halofan: This is my home...here at Matrix CaSpie.

funnie bunnie: No wonder it reminded me a lot of the ship place from the movie...i'm starting to wonder if you just jacked it from the set...

Halofan: No i didn't honest, so anyways, lets go in, we'll be safe here.

funnie bunnie followed Halofan inside the ship...er...i mean house. It was just like in the movie, except they weren't really in a movie, they were just in Halofan's so-called house. funnie bunnie thought that he was a bit too obsessed with the matrix movie. Halofan took off his coat and threw it on a chair. He took off his hat and took off his sunglasses and set them on a table. He turned around and looked at funnie bunnie. She was about to speak when Halofan said...

Halofan: You look hungry, do you want anything?

funnie bunnie: Nope I'm fine.

Halofan: Alright then. You can just hang out around here. I need to call someone.

Halofan took out a black cell phone from his pocket and dialed a number. He got someone on the other line right away and started talking to the person. funnie bunnie sat in a chair that was pulled back. she realized that it was one of those chair things that they used in the movie when they were about to re-enter the matrix. a bit freaked out funnie bunnie hopped out of the chair and walked around the room. She heard a knock on the door. Halofan heard it too because right away he stopped his call, hung up, and quietly ran to the door with a gun in his hand. He leaned up against the side of the door and said...

Halofan: Who's there?

Person: A friend of funnie bunnie's. let me in.

Halofan: She's busy, go on, go away.

Person: Very well then mr. bodyguard, i'll go away, but my other friend wants to talk to her...in fact i think my friend's already having a little chat with her. ta-ta.

The person who was at the door walked away. Halofan, after hearing what this person at the door said ran to funnie bunnie in the other room who was being strangled with a tight rope. Her gun was on the other side of the room (that's a great place to put it there funnie bunnie). She was trying to free herself but the person covered in black was too strong. halofan pointed his gun at the person covered in black's head. he then said...

Halofan: Let her go now you b@st@rd or else i'll blow your brains out.

Person 2: Fine, i'll let her go.

Person 2 slowly untightened the rope with one hand, meanwhile taking out a knife with the other hand. Halofan didn't see this but then as soon as he saw this he was too late. Person 2 already stabbed her in the heart. She gasped for breath as she pulled the knife out of her after the rope was off of her neck. Person 2 then punched Halofan in the stomach. Although Halofan was in some pain he shot person 2 in the arm. Person 2 held his/her arm where he/she was shot and said before he/she left...

Person 2: You won't live to see the end of CaSpie City!

Person 2 lept out of a window and Halofan ran over to funnie bunnie's side. She held one hand where she was stabbed and the other one was rubbing the place where the rope was. Halofan said to her...

Halofan: I'm so sorry, it's all my fault. i didn't know that there was two of them.

funnie bunnie: Me....neither *coughs*

Halofan: Save your strenght, I'll send you to a hospital right now.

funnie bunnie: No it's too late for me now *coughs*. can't you see all of this damn blood that's coming out of me!?! Well....*cough* protect the others before its too late *cough*. I bid you adieu...

funnie bunnie took her last breath and closed her eyes. her arms went limp and her body was lifeless. Halofan was pissed off cause of two things now. one was that he failed in his mission and funnie bunnie was dead, and the other reason was that he saw that they trashed his beautiful black car outside. He got up, put on his coat, his hat and his sunglasses and tucked his gun into his pants. He walked out of his house...er...i mean his ship and went to his crappy garage that you wouldn't have noticed if i didn't tell you that there was one right now. He pressed the garage door opener and there shining because of the light from another house was a sweet black harley. He went on the harley motorcycle and rode off to find the murderers meanwhile calling the police telling them about the new body (which there now starting to get suspicious of Halofan now).

[Kitty]

Colorado Cajun went down the freeway to funnie bunnie's house. But as he went down the road he drove past Halofan in his motorcycle. Colorado Cajun noticed that it was him right away and looked in his side mirror to see if he was following funnie bunnie's car. He wasn't. Colorado Cajun sped into the nearest exit and stopped at a gas station. He turned off the engine and hit the steering wheel. He took out the list from his pocket and crossed out with his pen funnie bunnie's name.

I should have sent someone stronger, but he was the best of them all, thought Colorado Cajun as he remembered the phone call he made to Halofan earlier before he went to bed with Iben for the last time. Colorado Cajun smoothed back his hair and looked down at the list. His eyes got wide as he looked at who was next. It was...






JBond: TyRoss come over here, we need to find the killer.

TyRoss: But I need some dip for my chips.

bbf2: We can find the dip for your chips after we catch the murderer.

Sicy: Actually after hearing about the death of Reporter Empusae happening at about the same time as Malice's death I would say that there's two of them.

bbf2: Two of them!?! Well that's great...this is even worse!

JBond: Now calm down there old chap--

bbf2: Hey i'm not your old chap!

JBond: But that mean--

bbf2: I want you to shutup! Were going to find this murderer now so TyRoss can stop complaining about his damn dip and we can all go home.

Sicy: Do they have an award for capturing these murderers?

JBond: I would assu--wait a minute, what do you mean?

Sicy: I'll make a deal with you. If you can catch the murderers and win the award money and split it fifty fifty with me then i'll stop complaining to you about the whole store thing.

JBond: Fifty-fifty!?! That's crazy! how about 90-10?

Sicy: How about i tap into your account then?

JBond: How about no Sicy.

Sicy: Then it'll be 50-50.

JBond: 70-30

Sicy: 50-50!

JBond: Fine fine fine *sigh* 50-50.

Sicy: You got yourself a deal.

JBond and Sicy shook hands and then TyRoss said...

TyRoss: What was that?

bbf2: What was what?

TyRoss: That thing over there at the corner of the street dressed all in black.

bbf2: I don't know, let's check it out.

TyRoss: Alright.

bbf2 and TyRoss ran over to the figure in the corner of the street as JBond and Sicy were prepared to beat each other up as soon as they stopped shaking hands.

[Colorado Cajun]

:applaud:

[Skittles]

Cool, cool! Write more, write more!:applaud:

[Kitty]

As Cameraman Todd hid in a motel 7 3/4's Officer Boone drove into a VG CaSpie nightclub named The Starfox (can you believe it he finally got into the right part of town, heh). He walked in looking around for Cameraman Todd as he "blended in" which meant he wasn't doing his job he was just dancing with people. He got himself a drink and sat down on a barstool. This one guy almost fell off of his chair as he turned around and tried to talk to Officer Boone.

smokiechimp the drunk: So *burp* why are you dressed like a cop?

Officer Boone: Because I am one.

smokiechimp the drunk: Oh yea *hiccup* well i'm the president of the united states of turkey! *burps again*

Officer Boone: That's...interesting. Speaking of interesting have you seen a cameraman about as tall as you actually wearing a gay purple hat backwards?

smokiechimp the drunk: oh yea there was this hot gal...although i think it was a gal with wings that said that she would let me do her if i told her who was buried in grant's tomb. i told her how the f*** should i know, i've never met grant, then she disappeared. it was wierd man.

Officer Boone: Don't drive tonight son.

smokiechimp the drunk: Be cool man or else the goblins will find you! *burps and passes out*

Officer Boone walked out of The Starfox swearing to himself never to go into that nightclub again. He went into his police car and fixed his hair in the mirror, he looked to the back of the police car and saw that there was a hole in the barricade that kept the prisoners from ever strangeling the policemen.

Officer Boone looked behind him into the hole and gave a scream as a person dressed in black pulled him into the other side. The camera zooms out as the back windows fill up with blood splattered on it. A hand comes onto the window but it's just the hand, it's not attached to the arm as it slides down the window back into the inside of the car (isn't it great how titanic can come in handy one day? :D).

[Skittles]

eeew gross... but good! write more, write more, write more, write more!

[Kitty]

Cameraman Todd looked out of his window at the Motel 7 3/4. He sighed and sat on the bed and got the remote that was sitting on the table. He turned on the television and the first channel he flipped to was a news channel. It was channel 9 reporting about Reporter Empusae's murder and then switching to the other location where there's been a new murder. It was funnie bunnie. Cameraman Todd gasped as he saw a picture of the gal. It was the same gal that Reporter Empusae talked to earlier that week while they went to lunch.

Cameraman Todd shook his head and turned off the television. He didn't want to hear the news and remember that terrible reality of how many people are dead so far.

He took off his boots and he went under the covers. He turned off the light and tried to go to sleep. Before he closed his eyes he looked at the clock which said 12:24 a.m.

About three seconds after he closed his eyes something opened the bathroom door in the motel room.

Cameraman Todd turned on the light and took out a pocketknife that he kept with him just in case. He slowly and quietly creeped towards the bathroom and swished his knife around the whole bathroom enterance.

He went and tried to turn on the light but then something got his hand. He screamed but then the other person's hand covered his mouth. The person then slowly tightened his grip on Cameraman Todd's hand and he let go of the pocket knife. Still having a good grip on Cameraman Todd's mouth the person quickly turned on the light to reveal...

Cameraman Todd: *muffled* Halofan!

Halofan: Yea that's right it's me Halofan. Expected the murderer, or one of them did you? Well your in for some questioning right now so get comfortable on your bed now!

Halofan pushed Cameraman Todd back with his hand that was covering his mouth making Todd fall onto the bed. Cameraman Todd shook a little bit when Halofan went near him. Halofan took off his hat and it gently landed on a chair. Halofan smoothed out his hair and said...

Halofan: I'm going to ask you a few questions. If you answer them all and tell the truth I'll leave this room like nothing ever happened, and I'll let you go back to bed. If you lie to me or don't answer my questions *chuckles* I'll cut your dick off. Got it?

Cameraman Todd: Y-Y-Yes sir.

Halofan: Good.

Halofan went to the bathroom door enterance and picked up Cameraman Todd's pocket knife. Halofan felt the tip of the knife and pointed it at Cameraman Todd and said...

Halofan: What did the muderer look like?








Officer Oj, Horace, Methos and Southern finished picking evidence and such from the crime scene and picked up Malice's body. They were cleaning up all of the blood and all and starting to take off the caution tape from the alley.

Meanwhile in front of the police station JBond and Sicy were still shaking hands. They smiled and chuckled then let go. Sicy dived right for JBond's pocket where he kept his wallet and JBond tried to block Sicy from getting his money.

JBond: No! I need that money for the wh---I mean for food from the market!

Sicy: I don't care what it's for just give it to me so you can pay me back! there's no way that you'll catch the murderers!

JBond: Oh yea we'll you wait and see, just wait and see!

JBond and Sicy heard a scream from the distance. They stopped attacking each other and ran towards the corner where TyRoss and bbf2 were. They went to the corner where the streetlamp was and looked around for sign of bbf2 or TyRoss. JBond took a step forward to see if TyRoss was there but he stepped on his chips bag. JBond and Sicy then heard a drip noise from somewhere. Sicy gave a scream as she looked up at the streetlight.

JBond: Sicy what is it?

Sicy: U-U-U-U-Up there!

Sicy pointed up at the streetlight and JBond saw what made Sicy scream. It was TyRoss. It looked like someone shoved dip cans down his throat. His throat was slit so you could see a couple of the dip cans sticking out of there covered in blood. He was nailed up there, by his arms, and by everything else. He had a blindfold on his eyes too that was white, and it was covered mostly in blood too. JBond almost threw up there at the sight of TyRoss.

Sicy got to her senses and said...

Sicy: Where's bbf2?

JBond: I don't know he was with TyRoss earlier complaining about having his dip...

Sicy: You don't think...

JBond: Well I don't think so. I mean he was one of the many that was being chased after that other night when SMF77 was on the loose.

Sicy: Your right about that...then the murderer must've been nearby. How in the hell are we supposed to find out where the murderer is?

JBond: I think this can help answer our questions, look at the note posted on here. It's for me...

JBond saw a note that was nailed onto the streetlight. It said on the envelope James Bond. JBond took it off of the nail and opened it. He read it aloud. It said...

JBond: Dear James,
Congratulations on staying alive so long, I'd give you a round of applause but I'd rather see you do that for me. Well your not too far off track. I'm in a world of wizards, and as you can see that'll be hard one to find out. There are two towns that contain wizards so good luck, and sweet dreams.
Sincerely,
Murderer 1 & 2

JBond threw the piece of paper on the floor. He looked up at Sicy and said...

JBond: There's two of them.

Sicy: You know what that means baby.

JBond: Of course, I want it shaken not stirred.

Sicy slapped JBond in the face. She then said to him.

Sicy: What do I look like a bartender? No I didn't think so. Fine I'll take Middle-CaSpie and you'll take Diagon CaSpie.

JBond rubbed his face and said...

JBond: Alright, and here, contact me on my cell phone, here's my number.

JBond scribbled on a piece of paper his cell phone number to contact him and handed it to Sicy.

JBond: It's for just in case were in trouble or if we catch the murderer or who knows. Well still keep in contact with me.

Sicy: Sure can do sweetie.

JBond and Sicy ran off and took a different car driving off to their new destinations.

[Sicy]

me like :applaud: :applaud:

[Skittles]

Cool! Write more!

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Skittles
Cool! Write more!
i will when i get time to (hopefully i'll update it tonight)
*meow* don't worry though =^.^=

[todd philip]

good shtuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:applaud: :applaud: :applaud:

[Rogue]

I concur. Good job, Kitty. :)

[PlayingGod]

Oooo ... Cool :D

[Kitty]

Cameraman Todd rubbed his arms as soon as Halofan finally let go of them. He looked up at Halofan and said...

Cameraman Todd: There, happy now? I've finished answering your questions. I just don't want to die tonight alright? Bad enough as it is that Empusae died already. Go on before it's too late.

Halofan: Your right, I better go. Oh and one more thing.

Halofan went and pressed the button on a camera that Cameraman Todd sat in a chair near the two. He then lifted it up and threw it at the mirror. The camera and the mirror were shattered into pieces. Halofan fixed his sunglasses and his hat and said...

Halofan: Thanks for your time...

Halofan, within a second, went out through the back again. Cameraman Todd gasped at the mess that Halofan made. He shrugged his shoulders and turned off the light. He went into bed carefully stepping over the shattered glass.

Cameraman Todd: Boy I hope they don't charge me too much for the room now...

Cameraman Todd closed his eyes and in a second fell asleep. But then a second later a shadowy figure was cast at his window unlocking the door to visit the person who was in there...









Sicy drove into Middle-CaSpie. She got out of her car and looked around. Although it was nighttime and the moon casted a beautiful light around this grassy village part of CaSpie City. As Sicy walked up one of the paths and looked at the little houses, which looked more like holes dug in rfom the hill. She felt incredibly tall. Not because she was wearing nice semi-high heeled boots, but because the houses were so small too.

She tripped over a rock and fell sideways into a little fence. She fell into the little front lawn. She rubbed her foot as she heard a clatter from inside. A light went on inside as Sicy got up and tried to put the fence back up. It fell back down with a clatter.

Sicy held up the fence as someone opened the small door to see what was going on outside. Out came a cute hobbit girl, who's name was Hobbit Girl. She rubbed her eyes and held a candle up to see who was there. She held in the other hand a dagger and looked around to find Sicy holding up her fence which quickly slipped out of her grasp and fell on the floor.

Hobbit Girl walked up to Sicy pointing the dagger at her. She looked up at her and said...

Hobbit Girl: What do you want and why did you break my fence tall hobbit? You got ten seconds to answer the question.

Sicy: Hey I'm the one who's going to be asking the questions around here, like have you seen any suspicious-looking hobbit or anyone around here tonight?

Hobbit Girl: Well actually yes I have. The person lives down the hill. The person looked mighty upset though when they crossed this path. I better go with you just in case.

Sicy: Alright then lead the way...um...by the way what's your name?

Hobbit Girl: Just call me Hobbit Girl.

Hobbit Girl went in front of Sicy and walked with her down the hill. They reached the last home down the hill. Sicy knocked on the door and kneeled down and said...

Sicy: Hello? Anyone home?

Sicy and Hobbit Girl jumped when they heard a voice from behind them say...

Person: What do you want?







Officer Thebtskink went back to the CaSpie Station and helped out the other officers with the scene of the newest murder down in the corner near CaSpie Station, except for Officer Oj who just received a call right there.

Officer Oj: This is Officer Oj from the CaSpie Police Station what do you need? .... Really? Where at?......Uhuh.....Alright.....Bye.

Officer Oj hung up the phone and got out of his chair. He went outside and said to the other policemen...

Officer Oj: We just got word from VG CaSpie that Officer Boone has been murdered.

Officer thebtskink: Ah s***, that stupid @ss got himself killed. I told him that it would happen one day, but he didn't listen.

Officer Horace: Shutup, you sound like an old man. You better go over there to VG CaSpie and clean up the mess.

Officer Southern: I hate it when that happens. The man had to be put out of his misery anyways.

Officer Horace: Look the man was a bit slow but he didn't have to be killed.

Officer Southern: Well I mean sure he was slow, but omg he was so freakin annoying!

Officer Horace: No he wasn't, now listen here missy, you...

Officer thebtskink: Calm down you two! This is nothing to start a fight about. I'll go down to VG CaSpie right now, alright? Anyone wanna come with me?

Officer Methos: I'll go with you skink.

Officer thebtskink: Alright then let's go.

Officer thebtskink and Methos jumped into the police car and sped off into VG CaSpie....

[southern]

psst where'd i go?

[todd philip]

keep it coming:applaud: :applaud: :applaud: :D

[Kitty]

Originally posted by southern
psst where'd i go?
there i fixed it (sorry about that, i was half asleep at the time when i finally typed out the new part)

[todd philip]

write more god dagnip!!!:o

[Kitty]

Originally posted by todd philip
write more god dagnip!!!:o
hey hey hey, no need to f***in cuss here. i mean besides i can take all the f***in time that i want to to write this d*** new part of this s***ty fanfic.
alright i'll write some more in a little bit :D:D:D

[Kitty]

Colorado Cajun: S*** I was too late! Let's see who was next.

Colorado Cajun slipped back in the alley where he parked his car as he saw the scene of the new murder. He took out the list and sadly crossed out TyRoss' name. He looked down at who was next and it was...

Colorado Cajun: Oh my God...I better hurry. It's already too late for the other one though.

Colorado Cajun quickly tucked the list back in his pocket and ran to his car. He turned on the engine and sped out of the alley heading right back onto the freeway towards Diagon CaSpie.










Meanwhile JBond just parked his car next to a place that looked like Diagon Alley. He walked down the path and lots of strange-looking witches and wizards stared at him as he walked down there. He stopped to find a wizard who was staring at him sitting in a table dressed in black looking at him while smoking a pipe. JBond fixed his hair and looked down at his outfit. He said...

JBond: Is there something on my outfit?

Mobycat: Of course not. Its just that we haven't seen your kind around here in months.

JBond: Well I need to ask you a couple of questions good fellow. Can I sit here?

Mobycat: Sit away.

JBond: So have you seen any suspicious people around here lately?

Mobycat: Can't say I have. Although we all do look pretty suspicious don't we, seeing that we are in Knockturn CaSpie.

JBond: Knockturn CaSpie? I thought we were in Diagon CaSpie.

Mobycat: Really? Then you are more stupid than I thought. Well yes Diagon CaSpie is right next to here if you care to go there instead. But then you did talk to me because I assume you think I might be a murderer or an accomplice huh?

JBond: How did you know?

Mobycat: I read about you and the survivors of that last serial killer in your Muggle paper. I watch the news quite often and I kept up to date with it and heard about what happened so far. Sorry but I don't know who the murderer is either. Now get out of here or else I'll hex you.

JBond: Fine then, nice talking to you.

Mobycat: Yea whatever, don't leave without this. Its a present.

Mobycat took out his wand and pointed at the ground. He said an incantation and a snake appeared in front of JBond's feet. JBond screamed like a little girl as he ran out of Knockturn CaSpie and went into Diagon CaSpie.

[southern]

Originally posted by Kitty
there i fixed it (sorry about that, i was half asleep at the time when i finally typed out the new part)

thank you:)

[Kitty]

Officer Southern was walking back into the police station when she got a phone call on her cell phone. She answered her phone and said...

Officer Southern: Hello? Yea. Uhuh, what!?! Another one! Where?.....yea....alright....got it.

Officer Southern hung up the phone and went outside to inform the remaining police officers that were there at the scene of the crime.

Officer Southern: Hey I just received word that there's been another murder in Middle-CaSpie. Who wants to come with me?

Officer Oj: I'm too busy, Horace go with her as backup.

Officer Horace: S***, fine I'll go.

Officer Southern: Alright we'll take my car.

Officer Southern and Horace went into a police car and drove off into Middle-CaSpie. Officer Oj chuckled pairing up the two to go to the crime scene. They've hated each other ever since they started working together when I started he thought to himself.

Officer Oj then heard a gun load up nearby. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Of course he didn't see anyone. He took out his gun and pointed it around him.

Officer Oj: Alright who's there? I figured that you'd try to get me as soon as I was alone. C'mon, take your best shot.

Then a shot went out and hit Officer Oj in the left shoulder. Officer Oj flinched with a bit of pain but still stood his ground. He turned around and pointed his gun right at a trash can.

Officer Oj: Well that was too easy. Put down the gun and put your hands up in the air where I can see them. Your under arrest.

The shadowy figure behind the trash can dropped the gun and raised their hands high in the air. Then with a deep voice the person said...

Person: Alright, you finally got me. I thought I'd at least finish my job by going to jail after I killed you but I guess I didn't. Oh well, take me away. More like let us take you away.

Officer Oj: What are you talking about? Is there a mouse in your pocket or something like th---

Officer Oj suddenly saw the man in black run in front of him. He shot a couple of bullets at the person but the person dodged it. The person then took Officer Oj's baton that was on his belt and hit him over the head with it. Officer Oj passed out and the man in black dragged him into the alley.













Colorado Cajun quickly pressed on the brakes and stopped the car inches in front of The Leaky Cauldron. He tucked his pistol in his pants for later on when he sees the murder or murderers. He went into the Leaky Cauldron and went out back. He took out a wand that he jacked from a wizard in the bar and tapped the blocks that he was supposed to tap. Then the blocks cleared away to reveal Diagon CaSpie.

Colorado Cajun walked around the mostly empty place that was dimly lit by a few lamposts that were slowly starting to go out. He put his hands in his pockets and walked into Flourish and Blotts.

He found just who he was looking for. It was JBond and he was looking at a book on Death Omens. Colorado Cajun walked up behind him and slapped the book out of his hands. JBond looked behind him to see who did that and saw Colorado Cajun.

JBond: CC, how are you?

Colorado Cajun: I've been better. What the hell are you doing out here by yourself?

JBond: Well I'm here to find the murderer. The murderer has kidnapped bbf2 and killed TyRoss. Also including Re---

Colorado Cajun: I get it I get it already. Look don't tell anyone this but there's a list that the murderers have of all of the people that they want to kill by tonight. Their main plan is to seek revenge and to take over CaSpie City. Got me?

JBond: There are two murderers?

Colorado Cajun shook his head and pushed JBond out of Flourish and Blotts. He looked at him and said...

Colorado Cajun: Your supposed to be next. If we get you out Diagon CaSpie right now you won't be killed. But I'll be certain though that they'll still be on the lookout for you and the others. About bbf2, he was probably just in the wrong place at the wrong time. And then I should already be dead. If it wasn't for me moving around from place to place they would have gotten me before TyRoss.

JBond: Wait a minute, how do I know that your not just an accomplice?

Person: That's because I'm gonna take care of him right now.








Halofan sped down the freeway and caught up with Officer thebtskink and Methos. Well actually he was following them. They went off on the nearest exit and went into a deserted road. They pulled over and got out of the car to see who was following them. Halofan stopped his motorcycle and walked towards the two officers.

Halofan: Look I'm not who you think I am. I'm here to protect whoever I can. I'm like a bodyguard. Hello my name is Halofan.

Officer thebtskink: Yea yea we already know who you are. We know what happened to funnie bunnie and how you were supposed to be "protecting" her. Well some bodyguard you are. Besides you are of no help to us.

Officer Methos: Yes, now go on, we have to go to Middle-CaSpie anyways.

As Officer Methos and thebtskink walked to their car Halofan took a step forward and said...

Halofan: There was another one wasn't there? There not gonna stop, you know that. You have to keep a special eye on the people from the other night because there the ones that there trying to get. After they get rid of those brave people they'll make their final move and try to take over CaSpie. I know where they are. I don't need your help as much as you need mine. I'm heading outta here.

Halofan put on his helmet and started up his motorcycle. He sped off into the freeway heading over to Diagon CaSpie to find JBond.

[southern]

:applaud:

[Kitty]

sorry i messed up. let me write it out again...

[Kitty]

We go into Tatooine CaSpie at a run-down old abandoned pub that people used to go to. Seeing that there was broken glass around the place, parts of the walls were burnt, and there were still a few decaying bodies suggests that business didn't go well there. The person in black opened the doors and dragged someone in who was tied up in ropes with a tape on their mouth. That person who was tied up at the moment (heh, get it tied up? hehe... fine, f*** you too!) was Officer Oj. He was thrown into a booth. He already tried his best to get himself free but it was usless, besides he's had a gun to his head most of the time.

The person in black was harder to see since the room wasn't lit up at all. In the darkness you hear a clicking sound. Then a light covers Officer Oj's face. He squints his eyes and gets qdjusted to the flashlight. The person in black walks closer to him still shining the light in his eyes.

The person in black goes face to face with Offier Oj and says...

Person 1: Well aren't we having fun? Yes I thought so. Well anyways your just a part of our wonderful plan. Yes we've been planning this for awhile, trying to not make any flaws in the plan. So far it's been a success. And soon the final part of our plan will take place. Yes your a part of it. What is it you ask probably? Well I'm not going to tell you, I'm not that stupid you know. Just sit back and wait for the fireworks to begin as you can call it.

The person in black turned off the flashlight and left the pub. Officer Oj tried thinking of more ways to get out of there but it was no use. He was trapped there and he had no idea how he'd get out of this one now.








(i'll write more in a bit, bit busy at the moment)

[Kitty]

well I won't have time to update this again until friday (not like anyone is reading it anyways). =^.^=

[PlayingGod]

I Blame Myself ! But not in any concrete legally binding way that directly implicates me as the actual person or persons who physically did it ...

[todd philip]

what the hell happened to me:mad: :mad: :mad: ;)

[Colorado Cajun]

I have been checking in here everyday for updates and I don't see any:p Write Kitty write

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
I have been checking in here everyday for updates and I don't see any:p Write Kitty write
you've been checkin in here everyday?
*doesn't believe you*
anyways yea let me write some more right now

[Kitty]

Officer Southern and Officer Horace got there after taking a wrong turn thanks to Officer Horace's wonderful sense of direction. They went in front of the house that was the Padfeet's house. There lying on the floor being covered up by a white cloth was Sicy's body. Her legs and arms were cut away from the rest of her body. There was a knife that went down her throat which you would assume was to shut the girl up when she was screaming. Hobbit Girl was answering questions to another policeman as she shook a little bit thinking about Sicy's body and such.

Officer Southern looked at the body and said...

Officer Southern: Wow that must've hurt. Clean it up people and please put policemen everywhere in all sections of CaSpie City for once!

Officer Horace: Maybe you should be the head of the police department seeing that you've got a talent for ordering people around and acting like a b*tch.

Officer Southern: Shutup. Your about an inch away from getting beaten up with a baton.

Officer Horace: Some police officer you are.

Officer Southern: I'm warning you!

Officer Horace: Alright Alright I'll be quiet.

Officer Horace and Southern helped out with the scene of the crime as we now go into Diagon CaSpie.














JBond: Who the hell are you?

Person 2: I'm your worst nightmare.

JBond and Colorado Cajun looked at each other and back at the person. Colorado Cajun chuckled at that and then said...

Colorado Cajun: Well then we better dub you Mr. Worst Nightmare then shall we?

Person 2: Shutup and I promise that this will be not too painful. But then if I truly said that then you know that I'd be lying.

Person 2 took out a knife and cut JBond's arm with it. JBond winched in pain as blood started coming out of the opening in his arm. Colorado Cajun threw a punch at Person 2 but missed as person 2 ducked it. Person 2 then slashed Colorado Cajun's face leaving a nice place where a future scar can be on his right cheek (on his face you idiot).

JBond then tackled Person 2 and tried to punch him. Person 2 was pretty small though and crawled away from JBond. Person 2 then stabbed JBond in the back (literally) and stabbed him in the neck also. JBond's eyes rolled up to his head as he gave in and fell onto the floor.

Colorado Cajun saw what just happened and charged after Person 2. Person 2 ran to the side and kicked Colorado Cajun hard in the stomach. As Colorado Cajun kneeled onto the floor Person 2 walked back over to JBond to finish his work. He carefully put his knife in the place where he stuck it on the back of JBond's neck. JBond screamed in pain as Person 2 slowly cut open his back connecting the knife over to the other place in the back where he stabbed him earlier. He then took out the knife from JBond and walked away wiping the blood off of the knife with a white hanky that the person took out of his or her's pocket.

Colorado Cajun stood up right away and tried punching the person several times but he was too fast. Person 2 finally then said...

Person 2: All because you have the list doesn't mean that your going to win. By the end of the night CaSpie City will be ours. Remember your little friends Officer Oj? Well you better look at his name on the list a little bit better. What can I say this is a fun game to play. Until we meet again.

Person 2 then bowed and then ran off into the streets. Colorado Cajun then looked at JBond's body and bowed his head down in silence for a second then went to his car and took off as he pulled the list out of his pocket and realized what was next to Officer Oj's name.

[Skittles]

*clap*:applaud: more, more, more, more, more, more!

[PlayingGod]

I wonder who person 2 is ... *Ponders* ... Probably Skittles ... she's evil ... very evil ... Can't be me though ... I'm not evil , I'm just a egomaniac ... :D

Write more though ... :D

[todd philip]

I'M STILL WAITING FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad: :evil: :mad: :evil: ;)

[Oj]

What? What the hell is next to my name?!?!? :shock: :shock:

[Optimus Prime]

going good :cool:

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Kitty
you've been checkin in here everyday?
*doesn't believe you*
anyways yea let me write some more right now
Well I have so :p

[Kitty]

Originally posted by PlayingGod
I wonder who person 2 is ... *Ponders* ... Probably Skittles ... she's evil ... very evil ... Can't be me though ... I'm not evil , I'm just a egomaniac ... :D

Write more though ... :D
remember i killed skittles in the first one so she wouldn't be one of the killers

besides one of---wait nevermind i won't give you a hint on one of the murderers :p

[Colorado Cajun]

Man I need to start packing heat:hehe:

[Kitty]

Halofan sped his motorcycle into Diagon CaSpie and went into the Leaky Cauldron. He went to the back and with a wand he took from the bartender he opened up the passageway to the alley. He walked and looked at all of the shops that were now closed. There were a couple of wizards walking around here but then when he looked at the end of the alley he saw that there was a crowd at Flourish and Blotts.

Halofan walked over there to see what happened and saw that the Ministry wizards were trying to move people away from the enterance of the store. Halofan slipped his way inside and saw JBond's body being covered by a white cloth. A Ministry wizard soon spotted Halofan and grabbed him by the arm. He moved aside a few bits of hair from his face that was covering his eyes to reveal that the wizard was Colorado Cajun.

Colorado Cajun pulled Halofan out of Flourish and Blotts and said to him in a whisper...

Colorado Cajun: I want you to follow me. Police will get word of this at any minute about this murder and the hideout where there at. You see I already found out. Give me a ride to Tatooine CaSpie now.

Halofan: What? How are you so sure?

Colorado Cajun: I heard it from a reliable source. Now c'mon, we don't have that much time. we have to go and get the others.

Halofan: Do you know how many people have been held hostage tonight so far?

Colorado Cajun: No I don't but keep on walking.

Colorado Cajun moved some hair into his face and walked out of Diagon CaSpie with Halofan as Halofan was informing him of what happened so far. They stepped up in front of Halofan's harley motorcycle and Colorado Cajun said...

Colorado Cajun: Look I know where there hiding in Tatooine CaSpie. As I told you earlier we don't have time.

Halofan: I know stop repeating yourself already alright? Here's a helmet for you.

Halofan threw a helmet at Colorado Cajun's stomach. Colorado Cajun put on the helmet as did Halofan and they rode off in the harley to Tatooine CaSpie were the hostages are.

















Cameraman Todd was thrown into the abandoned bar with bbf2 and Officer Oj. Officer Oj tried to get out a million ways but couldn't. Besides him and the others were tied up too. Cameraman Todd and bbf2 were lying on the floor blindfolded and tied up together in front of Officer Oj. Then they heard a few footsteps coming in from the enterance.

bbf2 raised his head and said...

bbf2: Who's there? Which one of you is it?!

Person 1: Why, it's both of us.

Person 2: Didn't you notice?

Person 1: Stupid poster. Maybe we should put him out of his misery.

Person 2: But what about this man with the camera? He has a small roll in all of this. We should just kill him because he knows too much.

Person 1: The cop. what about him?

Person 2: Remember the cop is the one that'll help us take over CaSpie City you stupid @sshole.

Person 1: Oh yes, sorry I forgot.

Person 2: So then gentlemen, what do you propose we should do, hmm?

Officer Oj: I propose that you let us out of here you short stupid man!

Person 2: Me short? Why thank you for the compliment. But I am not stupid as you can see. I am smart, smarter than you of course seeing that I helped take you away.

Cameraman Todd: You stupid butthole let us go! Or better yet, untie me and I can kick both of your @sses!

Person 1: tsk tsk tsk, and I thought that you'd have a better sort of comeback you sad sad boy.

bbf2: Look how about we all just shutup and make a deal. You kill the cameraman and let Officer Oj and me go without speaking a word of this to the authorities, alright?

Person 2: Hmm, let me think, how about no. Although that killing part does sound rather tempting.

Person 1: Oh yes it does. I think we should start with the deal-maker shall we?

Person 2: Whatever you want to it's alright with me.

Person 1: That's good. Then let's start the final stage of our plan.

[southern]

:applaud:

a baton works

[todd philip]

GOOD STUFF KITTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;) :applaud: :applaud: :applaud:

[PlayingGod]

Keep it coming :D

[Kitty]

Officer Southern: Yea...uhuh.....alright.........alright already! geez! bye.

Officer Southern finished her conversation on her cell phone with a police officer. She walked over to Officer Horace and said...

Officer Southern: Now I'm going to be nice for you for one minute. Word gave out that Colorado Cajun with another person is on his way over to Tatooine CaSpie which might be the hideout where Officer Oj, bbf2, and Cameraman Todd are being held at.

Officer Horace: Really? Well what are we going to do? We don't have too many police officers here in CaSpie City because we can't trust too many people with this important job.

Officer Southern: Shutup, I've got a plan. We clean up the crime scene here really fast then we go and we get all of the police officers here to go with us to Tatooine CaSpie, alright?

Officer Horace: I think a couple of your fellow officers already agreed on that.

Officer Horace pointed at the police car that was speeding off towards Tatooine CaSpie. The two officers that were in the car were Officer Methos and Officer thebtskink. Officer Horace and Southern finished cleaning up the scene of the crime, Hobbit Girl standing on the other side of the tape looking at the speeding police vehicle drive away.

She went underneath the tape and walked up next to Officer Horace. She then said to him...

Hobbit Girl: What happened? Why are those two officers speeding away? What is there some sort of car chase happening around here somewhere in Middle CaSpie that I don't know about?

Officer Horace: It's none of your business little one, now go home.

Hobbit Girl: Look I might be little but I can help you out with this murdering spree thing. Let me help you please.

Officer Horace looked at Hobbit Girl for a couple of seconds then said...

Officer Horace: Help me hurry up and clean up this mess then you can come with us if you like to Tatooine CaSpie. Who knows, with your help you might become a future detective or something close to that area.

Hobbit Girl helped out Officer Horace and Southern clean up the crime scene and then soon were off following Officer Methos and thebtskink into Tatooine CaSpie.












Colorado Cajun and Halofan walked around the empty dirt streets of Tatooine CaSpie. Halofan adjusted the collar to his trenchcoat to make it stick out and stuck his hands in his pockets. He walked next to Colorado Cajun and put a hat on his head. Colorado Cajun quickly took it off and said...

Colorado Cajun: Why did you put that on my head for?

Halofan: You'll see right....now.

Then as soon as Halofan said that it started raining hard. Colorado Cajun sighed and put the wet hat on his head as they walked some more. Colorado Cajun stopped suddenly and pointed out a little bar in the corner.

Colorado Cajun: Let's check out that place.

Halofan: And you the only one unarmed? I don't think so. Here take this.

Halofan took out a gun from his pocket and gave it to Colorado Cajun. He nodded his head and they both walked into the abandoned bar.

[Kitty]

Colorado Cajun and Halofan bumped into each other a couple of times in the dark abandoned bar. Halofan then reached into his pocket and pulled out a flashlight. With a click it turned on and then they could see Cameraman Todd, bbf2, and Officer Oj tied up.

Halofan and Colorado Cajun gasped quickly and then both ran over to the three to untie them. Suddenly out of the darkness two black figures kicked both Colorado Cajun and Halofan to the floor. One of the figures put his foot on Colorado Cajun's chest and took the list out of his pocket. The man in black looked at it and put the list back in their own pocket. Then the person said...

Person 1: Turn on the lights so I can cut them open properly.

Person 2 then turned on the lights in the abandoned pub and also put his foot up against Halofan's chest. Halofan wouldn't give up without a fight though. Halofan then took Person 2's foot and threw him onto the side, giving Halofan enough time to get up and get into a fighting stance.

Person 2 got up and stood up straight in front of Halofan. He then slowly took off his mask to reveal it to be a small hobbit by the name of...

Halofan: LOTR, I would've figured as much seeing how short you are anyways.

LOTR: Shutup @sshole! This city will soon be ours. Oh yes, speaking of that, I'll need to use Officer Oj so if you'll excuse me.

LOTR then took out a white staff and pointed it at Halofan who seconds later was thrown by an invisible force to the other side of the room against the wall. Halofan stayed sitting down as LOTR gave Person 1 his staff to point at Halofan.

LOTR then dragged Officer Oj to the bathroom where he had hooked up in there all sorts of gagets that could help him communicate with all of CaSpie City.

Meanwhile in the main part of the abandoned bar bbf2 and Camerman Todd were trying to get free. Person 1 threw the staff on the ground and helped Colorado Cajun up. Then with a swish of the white staff Colorado Cajun soon joined Halofan in the other side of the room.

Halofan: Lord of the Rings isn't my favorite movie now...ow...

Colorado Cajun: That's the best thing I've heard you say all night.

Halofan: Wait a minute, don't you have the gun still?

Colorado Cajun: Yea, wh--wait a minute, you don't have one don't you?!

Halofan: Sorry but I left them at home.

Colorado Cajun: Oh right then. Well what's the plan with the gun?

Halofan: Just shoot that dude that's the plan.

Colorado Cajun: Wow I wonder how long it took you to make up that plan.

Halofan: Look just do it now before it's too late.

Colorado Cajun: Fine then...

Colorado Cajun took out his gun and pointed it at Person 1 who was walking up towards Cameraman Todd and bbf2 when suddenly they heard a couple of police sirens coming towards the abandoned bar.

[todd philip]

YOU GO KITTY!!!!


MORE, I SAY MORE!!!:applaud: :applaud: :applaud: :applaud:

[Kitty]

Officer Methos, thebtskink, Horace and Southern went through the abandoned bar's doors. They saw the man in black in front of bbf2 and Cameraman Todd with a dagger in his hand. He turned around and looked at the four police officers. He chuckled and said...

Person 1: And this is the best CaSpie City's got? Four stupid police officers, a cajun, and a wannabe matrix guy? You've got to be kidding me. I feel sorry for this city. Were taking it over at this moment. Were negotiating with your mayor, the "almighty" Coming Soon! Seems that he's cooperating quite well seeing that LOTR is just a youngin. tsk tsk tsk, what a sad sad world you all live in. So, who wants to die first?

Officer Horace: I'm going to put you under arrest right now! Drop the dagger now!

Officer Horace pointed his gun at Person 1's head. Person 1 slowly dropped the dagger and raised up his hands. As he raised up his arms he revealed to have a beer can in his right hand. He opened the can lid and let the can quickly slip out of his hands and go in front of the police officers. Officer Horace pointed the gun at Person 1's head still as the can went to his feet. They then heard a little hissing noise and as soon as they knew it the can exploded. Officer Horace flew into the police officers and went out of the building.

Officer Southern, Methos and thebtskink got up and dusted themselves up. Officer Southern went to Officer Horace and checked his pulse. He just died.

Officer Southern got up and lead the way in shooting Person 1 as soon as she saw him. Person 1 dodged the bullets by running across the room. When Person 1 went behind the counter Officer Southern reloaded.

Officer thebtskink and Officer Methos looked at her in horror as they saw that Officer Southern wasn't a good shot and just shot bbf2 to death.

Officer Southern scratched the back of her head and wiped the little bit of sweat off of her head. She then walked up in front of the counter and said...

Officer Southern: Get up so we can arrest you you sad piece of crap.

Person 1 got up without his mask on. He revealed to be Moe. Officer Southern gasped and dropped her gun as Moe walked out from behind the counter and went in front of Officer Southern.

Moe: Hello Southern.

Officer Southern: Moe? But why?

Moe: Well being good sucks. That's the only reason that I got. So now that you know, as do the others...

Moe then took out another knife from his pocket and slashed Officer Southern's throat, blood splattering all things nearby her. She fell to the floor as Moe stepped up in front of Halofan and Colorado Cajun.

Moe: Leave the gun in your pocket CC if you know what's good for you.

Colorado Cajun put the gun back into his pocket as Moe went up in front of Halofan and shook his head.

Moe: Halofan you stupid b@st@rd. You shouldn't have meddled in things that aren't to be meddled in.

Moe then walked up in front of the two remaining police officers and said...

Moe: Hey, thanks for playing. Game's over, sorry boys, bye.

Moe was about to cut both Officer thebtskink and Methos' throats when suddenly...

Hobbit Girl: No the game's over for you!

Hobbit Girl then went in front of Officer Methos and thebtskink and took the knife from his hand. She then stabbed him in the heart two times. He fell to the floor dead in seconds.

Officer Methos: Um that was a different way of making him die but anyways to the bathroom!

Officer thebtskink: That's an odd thing to say, but I'll listen to you for once.

Officer thebtskink, Methos, Hobbit Girl, and Colorado Cajun went to the girls' restroom and opened the doors. There were a lot of eletrical equiptment in there but no sign of the two. But there was a splatter of blood here and there that was coming out of the vent up above.

Officer Methos: Oh my God. They went through there!

Officer thebtskink: It's called the ventilation you idiot.

Officer Methos: But where does it lead to?

Hobbit Girl: It'll lead to the roof.

Colorado Cajun: How did you know?

Hobbit Girl: I used to work here.

They ran out of the girls' bathroom only to realize that Halofan and Cameraman Todd were missing. Colorado Cajun and the others went outside to see that Halofan and Cameraman Todd were both climbing up the building to the roof.

Cameraman Todd reached the top first and saw that LOTR was on the top with the white staff in his hand. He pointed it at Cameraman Todd and Cameraman Todd being a bit clumsy slipped and fell off of the roof.

Cameraman Todd: ow....

Halofan reached the top. LOTR threw the white staff at Halofan but missed as Halofan lept up high in the air and kicked him in the face. LOTR fell down on the floor. Halofan walked over to the staff and picked it up. He pointed it at LOTR and said...

Halofan: Looks like you lost.

With a swish of the white staff Halofan cut LOTR in half. He twirled the staff around a couple of times and made a kick-@ss pose. But then something caught his mind. Officer Oj.

Halofan turned around and looked at the corpse of LOTR. He saw something on his neck. He pulled it off revealing it to be a mask that revealed to be Officer Oj. There was a little slit in his neck explaining the blood that was on the girls' bathroom floor.

Halofan, in shock threw the white staff to the side realizing that he killed an innocent. Not just any innocent, but his good friend.

Halofan looked around the roof for a sign of LOTR and sure enough there he was in the corner. He walked up near Halofan and said...

LOTR: No, you lost.

Halofan, full of anger started to try to punch LOTR left and right. LOTR walked away and laughed evily.

LOTR: Just give up and I promise when I take over CaSpie City that you'll only get about 20 years in jail instead of life.

Halofan: Your not going to take over CaSpie City!

Halofan then caught LOTR off guard and tackled him. He started punching him in the face really hard. So hard that LOTR now has a couple of cuts that were bleeding freely. Halofan stopped and lifted LOTR up, holding his wrists tightly as he lead him off of the roof.

A couple of minutes later Halofan and LOTR were down. Colorado Cajun had to be held away by Officer thebtskink and Cameraman Todd because he wanted to actually kill him.

LOTR was taken in jail and was sentenced to life. He pleaded for insanity and he got his wish. He's now at a mental insitution and in is a pink padded room (bubble gum flavor).

As for Halofan, Colorado Cajun, Officer thebtskink, Officer Methos, Hobbit Girl, and Cameraman Todd they got awards for saving the city.

Halofan is still in his own line of business, being a bodyguard for famous people or something close to that. He eventually got to be a bodyguard for a private party for Keanu Reeves. No one has seen him since.

Colorado Cajun was given a pardon and such for getting out of jail. He recently hit the lotto and had a night out on the town with the money he got. Next morning it was all gone.

Officer thebtskink and Methos both stayed in the police department and have been doing a d@mn good job too.

Hobbit Girl became the head of Middle-CaSpie and has been doing a good job of keeping Middle-CaSpie nice and beautiful.

Cameraman Todd is now called Repoter Todd. Yep he got a reporting job...but as one of those naked reporters...

THE END

In No Order Really
Colorado Cajun- Colorado Cajun
Officer Southern- Southern
Cameraman Todd- Todd Phillip
Officer thebtskink- thebtskink
Officer Oj- Oj
bbf2- bbf2
JBond- Jbond
Sicy- Sicy
Officer Boone- Boone
Officer Horace- Horace
Iben- Iben
funnie bunnie- funnie bunnie
Halofan- Halofan
smokiechimp the drunk- smokiechimp
Mobycat- Mobycat
Person 1- Moe Syslak
Person 2- LOTR
TyRoss- TyRoss
Landlord Citizen Kane- Citizen Kane
Malice- Malice
Macbane- Macbane
Officer Methos- Methos
Surgeon 1- Some dude
Surgeon 2- Some other dude
Donut Delivery Man- Oasis

Written by- Kitty
People who helped on story- Halofan, funnie bunnie, Colorado Cajun

Special thanks to the people who actually read this piece of crap[/SIZE]

[southern]

:applaud:

GOOD JOB KITTY!!!!

[bbf2]

I ALMOST made it through without dying!

Good job!

[Kitty]

Originally posted by bbf2
I ALMOST made it through without dying!

Good job!
oh thanks
(wow you actually were reading the fanfic! lol, i'm happy now ^_^)

[southern]

Originally posted by bbf2
I ALMOST made it through without dying!

Good job!

that'll teach you to be careful around me when i have firearms:p

[todd philip]

:applaud: :applaud: :applaud: :applaud: :applaud: :applaud: :applaud: :applaud: GOOD JOB KITTY, WELL DONE, HAY I LIVED!!!

[Colorado Cajun]

LOL! How did you know I would blow all my lotto money?:p

[Oj]

Great job kitty. I loved it :D.

[Skittles]

good job ^^

[Skittles]

Originally posted by PlayingGod
I wonder who person 2 is ... *Ponders* ... Probably Skittles ... she's evil ... very evil ... Can't be me though ... I'm not evil , I'm just a egomaniac ... :D

Write more though ... :D

:evil: MUAHAHA

[Kitty]

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