What's Your Favourite Profanity?

[Longshanks]

Place your votes - my personal fave is ******** :)

[TyRoss]

You've gone a bit "off" haven't you? ;) :p

[Colorado Cajun]

I think it happened when he lost the battle of the babes to me;)

[Rogue]

Nice shanks, very nice. ;) My favorite is ****, btw!

[Longshanks]

Blame the medication :D
Oh well, it seemed like a funny idea when I thought of it last night, close it if you like, I'll live ;)

[JBond]

Personally, my favorite is bastard...but I don't see it up there ;)

[Colorado Cajun]

I personally like a nice blend of all of the above ;)

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
I think it happened when he lost the battle of the babes to me;)

In your dreams **** head ;)

[Rogue]

:eek:

[JBond]

Originally posted by Longshanks
In your dreams **** head ;)

**** ***** and *****-***-******* ;)

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by Rogue
:eek:

J/K ;)

[Rogue]

:nono: Play nice! Or you boys will all be in trouble with me. :mad: ;)

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by JBond
**** ***** and *****-***-******* ;)

Hey, this is great! Maybe we should have a swearing forum where everyone can let off steam when they get uptight?

@£%!!@£*&$$!!! :)

[Knerys]

Bored are we?;)

[Rogue]

**** it all to ****ing hell! You stupid ****er. :D Heeeey...it works.

[Longshanks]

OK, got to go to work now - have fun and keep swearing you *********'s ;)

[JBond]

Originally posted by Longshanks
OK, got to go to work now - have fun and keep swearing you *********'s ;)

You bet **** ***** **** llama ***** :p

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by Knerys
Bored are we?;)

maybe ;)

[Knerys]

Ah **** off. ;) Have a good day.:D


heh nice

[Rogue]

**** it all!

[Iben]

Mother ****ing **** **** **** **** ***** **** ******** and **** to you too!

[beemanbone]

Fabio is a **** craving ****

[JBond]

Originally posted by Iben
Mother ****ing **** **** **** **** ***** **** ******** and **** to you too!

Oh...oh yeah?

Well ** :p

[Iben]

Originally posted by JBond
Oh...oh yeah?

Well ** :p same to you Mr. *!

[TyRoss]

************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ***********************************(deep breath)******************************************* ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ******************************************* and your mother!

[JBond]

No, you

[TyRoss]

I know you are but what am I?

[Oasis]

***** ******* *** *********** ********** **** *********!!!

[HeadHunter]

got to be ***** ******* *** *********** ********** **** *********!!!

but then theres **** * ****** * * * *** * *

and ****** which is short but to the point i feel

[TyRoss]

Don't forget the simple charm of ****

[Iben]

****!

[Kyle Katarn]

Oh yeah?! @#*$!!!

Seriously....I'd say my fave is....D'OH!!!!!
But for name-calling, in traffic I enjoy calling bad drivers "ass-clowns!" :D

[Longshanks]

Oh, ****** the lot of you! I work my ******* *** off all day, and I come back to find that you ***** have just been ******* about all day on the ****** boards, well ***** *** ********* ** with a ******* twice, where the sun don't shine you ********** bunch of ********'s

*mutters - Oh bother, one seems to have let one's self down in public with a display of uncalled for profanity! **** me!* ;)

(PS: glad to see you've been making good use of your time while I've been away :D )

[Sicy]

Were the swear words always censored? I have a problem with this **** because I swear like a mutha **** truck driver.


:( :lol:

no cheating the cencors please - Ty

[Colorado Cajun]

shudda yo face:p :D

[Longshanks]

****!!!!!!

[Stark]

Longshanks, you *******! How the **** are you, you ******* ****!
Did you have a good Chrissy? Mine was a godddamn ******. By the way, your cricket team is a bunch of *****. I even made a post about it (although I'm sure only you and I would have understood it).
Good to ******* see your ******* **** again, bro! :grin:

[Longshanks]

**** me you roo-******** *******!!! Long time no ******* hear! Happy ********* new ****** year you ****! Had a ******* great Christmas thanks! Don't care if our cricket team is **** - at least they're not a bunch of ******* like your lot :p ;)

Good to hear from you you **** Stark - now **** off! (j/k) ;) :D

[Rogue]

*sniffle* Ya'll are scaring me...*sits in the corner crying* :waa:

[J Diddy]

:eek:t**t, w******r, b*****d, p***k:eek:

[Longshanks]

Awww bollocks - I was going to save those for later damnit! :rolleyes:

I knew you could ******* *** ** *****swear your bloody head off in English and not be ******ed-out because *** ****** ******* ******* don't know what it means, but if we throw the ******* **** about too much they may ******* cotton on, so shut *** **** up before they ******* notice us ok? or you'll blow our ******* cover! ;) :D

[Rogue]

I think your cover is blown, longshanks. ;)

[Longshanks]

As long as you don't squeal on us we may still have a chance - what's it worth ;)

[Rogue]

Hmm..since I'm so nice, I'll keep your secret. ;)

[Longshanks]

:heart: ;)

[Rogue]

:grin: Wow! I got a :heart:!

[Longshanks]

For someone who ******* swears so ******* much, I've got a ******* heart of ****** *** gold when it comes down to it :D

[Longshanks]

And why the **** hasn't anyone voted for '******-******', '****' or '****' eh?!?

What's ******* **** wrong with them - they're perfectly ****** servicable profanities?

Get off your ******** **** and get ******* voting ok? :D

[Rogue]

Oh I'm sure you ******* do, you *****-****** *******! That was really ****** nice of you. ;)

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by Rogue
Oh I'm sure you ******* do, you *****-****** *******! That was really ****** nice of you. ;)

**** *** **** ;)

[dr_evil]

mine is *** or ****

:)

[Iben]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! **** **** ahhhhhhhhhh! ******* all day **** arg! ****** Bah! ********

..this seemed like the right place to do this ;)

[Iben]

oh yeah and....lortehoved, røvbanan, røvhul, pikslikker, gedeknepper, store fede svin, bøsserøv osv.

:D

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by Iben
oh yeah and....lortehoved, røvbanan, røvhul, pikslikker, gedeknepper, store fede svin, bøsserøv osv.

:D

Yeah, you ******* let off some **** *** ******* steam whenever you like in this ******* thread - that's what it's ******* here for! ;)

BTW: What the **** did you just ******* say?!? :D

[thebtskink]

**** ***, *** my ****, and don't forget to ****** it ******* when you're done!!!;)

[Rogue]

**** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** it all! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! piss it all away! :mad:



Ahhh..I feel better. :D

[Iben]

Originally posted by Longshanks
Yeah, you ******* let off some **** *** ******* steam whenever you like in this ******* thread - that's what it's ******* here for! ;)

BTW: What the **** did you just ******* say?!? :D I said ****head, ass banana, *******, goat ****er, **** sucker, big fat *****, ******, etc. ;)

wow..I thought for sure it would cencor some of these words

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by Rogue

Ahhh..I feel better. :D

Too ******* right!!!! :D

[Rogue]

Iben, did you just say ass banana? HAH. :D

[Iben]

Originally posted by thebtskink
**** ***, *** my ****, and don't forget to ****** it ******* when you're done!!!;) No I won't drink your piss! :mad: ;)

[Iben]

Originally posted by Rogue
Iben, did you just say ass banana? HAH. :D yes..it sounds so much better in Danish..trust me ;)

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by Iben
I said ****head, ass banana, *******, goat ****er, **** sucker, big fat *****, ******, etc. ;)

wow..I thought for sure it would cencor some of these words

Yeah - I was pretty sure 'bananna' wouldn't get through! :D

[project Doom]

he he he......interesting topic!!!:D

[Iben]

Originally posted by Longshanks
Yeah - I was pretty sure 'bananna' wouldn't get through! :D yes that took me by surprise....maybe I should go back and edit that.:D ...******** all the way ******! *****!

[Rogue]

Originally posted by Iben
yes..it sounds so much better in Danish..trust me ;)

Well, it made me laugh! :applaud:

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by Iben
yes..it sounds so much better in Danish..trust me ;)

Spell it phonetically so we can all swear in Danish with you! :D

[Rogue]

longshanks, I do believe you've started a craze. ;) You ass banana!

[Iben]

Originally posted by Longshanks
Spell it phonetically so we can all swear in Danish with you! :D well that'll be very difficult because of this letter Ø that you don't have. ;)

[Iben]

Originally posted by Rogue
longshanks, I do believe you've started a craze. ;) You ass banana! haha! :applaud:

[Rogue]

:applaud: I'm cracking up right now!!

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by project Doom
he he he......interesting topic!!!:D

Well, make sure you ******* vote for a **** *** swear word on your way in ok - you ****** 2 inch ***** ****! ;) :)

[thebtskink]

Agreed. That will be the new CS catchphrase.

You ass banana, you. ;)

[Iben]

Originally posted by Rogue
:applaud: I'm cracking up right now!! so am I!! :applaud:

*****! **** and ***!

I feel so mature :D

[Rogue]

Ah haha..for some reason the phrase ass banana makes me laugh. :D :grin:

*skips around singing the ass banana song* :p

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by Iben
well that'll be very difficult because of this letter Ø that you don't have. ;)

Well just ******* give it a try you ***** ***** *****!

[Iben]

Originally posted by thebtskink
Agreed. That will be the new CS catchphrase.

You ass banana, you. ;) Don't you call me an ass banana! you be the ass banana!

[Rogue]

We can all be one big ass banana, you ass banana!

[Iben]

Originally posted by Longshanks
Well just ******* give it a try you ***** ***** *****! you can't ******* make me ****** you ****! go **** and when you're done you can take it up with my *****!

:::does the ass banana dance!:: :D :applaud:

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by Rogue
longshanks, I do believe you've started a craze. ;) You ass banana!

Hey! ***** you with a ****** **** ***** ***** you *** *** ***** *****! Kiss my *** ****** :D

[project Doom]

he he he............ I voted for the long one..........the one I use (once in a while) :D

[Longshanks]

...and will some ****** please ****** vote for '******-******', '****' or '****' before I ******** *** ** *** ****!

[Iben]

Originally posted by Longshanks
...and will some ****** please ****** vote for '******-******', '****' or '****' before I ******** *** ** *** ****! eat **** ****head and when you're done ***** and ***** with the monkey!

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by Iben
eat **** ****head and when you're done ***** and ***** with the monkey!

Eat my monkey's big one! - errr, I mean *** ** ******'* *** ***! :p

[Lazlo Panaflex]

My favorite is the one that begins with 'F' and ends with 'UCK', yep you guessed it "FIRETRUCK'.

[Stark]

Originally posted by Longshanks
**** me you roo-******** *******!!! Long time no ******* hear! Happy ********* new ****** year you ****! Had a ******* great Christmas thanks! Don't care if our cricket team is **** - at least they're not a bunch of ******* like your lot :p ;)

Good to hear from you you **** Stark - now **** off! (j/k) ;) :D


Thanks ****!
What do you mean our cricketers are a pack of ********? I reckon those ******* are alright. Least we still got the ******* ashes, you ****.
Didn't you go to NZ for ******* Christmas? Not ******* bad, eh?
Nice to hear from your festering **** again. ;)

[TyRoss]

Is it just me or did no one expect this ****'n topic to go on this ****'n long.

[Tardumb]

Four ****ing pages in one ****ing day?! What the **** is that ****?!

Bunch of crazy *****....

[TyRoss]

Originally posted by thebtskink
Agreed. That will be the new CS catchphrase.

You ass banana, you. ;)

http://doheth.uzipp.com/pictures/school/ralph02.gif


GO ASS BANANA!!!

[Rogue]

:applaud:

[JBond]

**** ***** and the **** ********* ***** Frizzo ****!!!

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by Stark
Thanks ****!
What do you mean our cricketers are a pack of ********? I reckon those ******* are alright. Least we still got the ******* ashes, you ****.
Didn't you go to NZ for ******* Christmas? Not ******* bad, eh?
Nice to hear from your festering **** again. ;)

Did you call me a ****?!? Come here and ******* say that you ***** ***** ********* ***!!!! And no, I stated in ******* Wales for ******* *******mas - woopie ******* doo eh?
Now go stick your head in a *** you arse banana before I ** ** *** *** - bloody ***ies! ;)

...and good to see your sorry ******* **** again too mate :D

And Ty - ******* told you so you ****** ***** ** in a ******* - so there!:p

[Kyle Katarn]

Any o' you ass bananas out there bracing for this bastich of a winter storm coming in? :D :eek:

[Longshanks]

I would just like to apologise for my previous outburst - I've though it over during work today, and now realise that it was uncalled for and out of order - it was childish and NOT funny and just demeaned me and undermined the respect I've managed to gain over my months of faithfull service to this site. Please forgive me if you can.



...if not then you can just ******** **** ;)

[Iben]

ah just **** it longshanks you butt monkey!

[Caroline]

im going to have to say my favorite profanity would be "!@#$%"
just because the tasmanian devil used it all the time

:D

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by Iben
ah just **** it longshanks you butt monkey!

What with 'Ass banana' and 'Butt monkey' I'm begining to wonder if you're actually really a ***** **** monkey-obsessed **** *******, bottom-********, Danish ***** ******* ** ***!?..... or just single minded? :D

[Iben]

I like butts and I do not lie!

[Sicy]

I swear I have had the ****tiest couple of days. I want to ****ing break **** **** god damn **** hospital ****ing *******s piss me off. http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/ruinkai/screama.gif http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/ruinkai/screama.gif http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/ruinkai/screama.gif

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Sicy
I swear I have had the ****tiest couple of days. I want to ****ing break **** **** god damn **** hospital ****ing *******s piss me off. http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/ruinkai/screama.gif http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/ruinkai/screama.gif http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/ruinkai/screama.gif
*hug*

[Longshanks]

....so, here's a handy generator for all those of you who fancy swearing in ******* style!

Take one from each colomn and presto! Instant Shakespearean insults! :D


Column 1
artless
bawdy
beslubbering
bootless
churlish
cockered
clouted
craven
currish
dankish
dissembling
droning
errant
fawning
fobbing
froward
frothy
gleeking
goatish
gorbellied
impertinent
infectious
jarring
loggerheaded
lumpish
mammering
mangled
mewling
paunchy
pribbling
puking
puny
qualling
reeky
roguish
ruttish
saucy
spleeny
spongy
surly
tottering
unmuzzled
vain
venomed
villainous
warped
wayward
weedy
yeasty

Column 2
base-court
bat-fowling
beef-witted
beetle-headed
boil-brained
clapper-clawed
clay-brained
common-kissing
crook-pated
dismal-dreaming
dizzy-eyed
doghearted
dread-bolted
earth-vexing
dewberry
elf-skinned
fat-kidneyed
fen-sucked
flap-mouthed
fly-bitten
folly-fallen
fool-born
full-gorged
guts-griping
half-faced
hasty-witted
hell-hated
idle-headed
ill-breeding
ill-nurtured
knotty-pated
milk-livered
motley-minded
onion-eyed
plume-plucked
pottle-deep
pox-marked
rough-hewn
rump-fed
shard-borne
sheep-biting
spur-galled
swag-bellied
tardy-gaited
tickle-brained
toad-spotted
unchin-snouted
weather-bitten


Column 3
apple-john
baggage
bugbear
barnacle
bladder
boar-pig
bum-bailey
canker-blossom
clack-dish
clotpole
coxcomb
codpiece
death-token
dewberry
flap-dragon
flax-wench
flirt-gill
foot-licker
fustilarian
giglet
gudgeon
haggard
harpy
hedge-pig
horn-beast
hugger-mugger
joithead
lewdster
lout
maggot-pie
malt-worm
mammet
measle
minnow
miscreant
moldwarp
mumble-news
nut-hook
pigeon-egg
pignut
puttock
pumpion
ratsbane
scut
skainsmate
strumpet
varlet
vassal
whey-face
wagtail


...or you can go here (http://www.duke.edu/~pms5/humor/shakinsult.html) to see it where it belongs (there's another generator on that site too) ;)

So go on you spleeny beef-witted foot-licker's, start swearing like you pignut mean it! :D

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[Macbane]

hey.. nice list, you wayward earth-vexing haggard. now **** off or you'll be ******* dog meat. ahhh...that feels nice.

[Longshanks]

Ok you artless crook-pated bum baileys - how about a ******* competition for one day - use the ******* Shakesperean insult generator and come up with the best ***** *** insult you can (or make up your own if you think you're so ******* smart!)

The best one wins.... well, we'll see if you ******* deserve a prize when we see what you sorry load of **** *******'s come up with ok?


The gauntlet is down - do your ******* worst! :D

[Sicy]

Originally posted by Colorado Cajun
*hug*

thanks http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/otn/angry/icon8.gif

[Iben]

Originally posted by Longshanks
Ok you artless crook-pated bum baileys - how about a ******* competition for one day - use the ******* Shakesperean insult generator and come up with the best ***** *** insult you can (or make up your own if you think you're so ******* smart!)

The best one wins.... well, we'll see if you ******* deserve a prize when we see what you sorry load of **** *******'s come up with ok?


The gauntlet is down - do your ******* worst! :D that's too much effort..you suck ass! ;)

[Colorado Cajun]

Originally posted by Sicy
thanks http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/otn/angry/icon8.gif just hang in there

[Iben]

A very ******* good morning to you all! **** and ***** to all! :D

[JBond]

Well **** *** ******** on a stick

[Rogue]

Good ****ing morning to ya Iben! How are you on the ****** day? Doing ****ing well I hope! :D

[Iben]

Thanks Rogue, I'm ******** well on this ****** day! ***** to you and have a nice day!

[Iben]

Originally posted by JBond
Well **** *** ******** on a stick oh yeah?..well you **** in a ****** bucket!

[JBond]

Originally posted by Iben
oh yeah?..well you **** in a ****** bucket!

**** in a ****** bucket?

*** ***** ***, **** it!

I rhymed :p

[Longshanks]

Dullards mendicants and poppin-hoops the lot of yah! :p

[Rogue]

Even me? :( *runs off crying*

[Link]

*****

That wasn't a curse word being censored..It was my freedom of speech

[A+]

Dear Lord that's the loudest profanity I've ever heard!

[Horace Jenkins]

:applaud: :lol: :applaud:

WEEEEEEEE!! That was funny!

[ladybugplus]

F**K You and the Horse You Rode In On

[Longshanks]

..and **** you too! ;)

Welcome to the ******* *** ***** ** ******* boards Ladybug :)

[Eomer]

***** ******* *** *********** ********** **** *********!!!

[todd philip]

go stick a poll up your ***, you dirty mother******, i saw you ******* a monkey behind your mammas house, you little hunk of ******* **** !!!


you little ****sucker !!! i swear i'm gonna ram my bif fat **** up your **** your little ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** *************pooping****************************** ************************************************** ***********the************************************ *********************************************horse ************************************************** ************************************************** corn!

[Rogue]

Riiiiight. Ever heard the saying "less is more"?

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by todd philip
go stick a poll up your ***, you dirty mother******, i saw you ******* a monkey behind your mammas house, you little hunk of ******* **** !!!


you little ****sucker !!! i swear i'm gonna ram my bif fat **** up your **** your little ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** *************pooping****************************** ************************************************** ***********the************************************ *********************************************horse ************************************************** ************************************************** corn!

Hey! You watch your mouth! :p

[Rogue]

****.

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by Rogue
****.

..and you Rogue ;)

[Rogue]

Watch it? Is it going to do tricks?..if not, I'm not going to watch it. :p

[Longshanks]

No, seriously, if you watch it long enough it'll tap dance - honest! :)

[Iben]

eat **** snot head!

[southern]

i ******* hate those ******* golden globes they can eat ****

[Longshanks]

I haven't heard the full list this morning - but it sounds like Peter Jackson got ******* again :rolleyes:

**** 'em! **** 'em all to ****!!!:mad:

[JBond]

****ING HELL!!!

[Knerys]

son of a *****, ****ing bastard, hell **** all ****!!!!!!!

[methos]

i like bugger off . and try to bolic

[Longshanks]

AAAAARRRSE!!!!!!


...sorry 'bout that - It's been a stressful day :( :rolleyes:

[JBond]

FARK!!

I hear that...

[todd philip]

POOPY PANTS, HIGHNY HOLE.

[Longshanks]

**** *** ****** ***** ***** - ******* **** **!!!

Damn this thread is usefull for letting off steam :D :D :D

[Kyle Katarn]

What @#$!#@#!!)#$&%(@#)!#@!#!#!32$$*$@&$!(#!! started this thread again? :D ;)

[Psylent]

Originally posted by Longshanks
Place your votes - my personal fave is ******** :) How am I supposed to vote when all I see is bunch of stars?....;)

[Icelle]

Originally posted by Psylent
How am I supposed to vote when all I see is bunch of stars?....;)


first time i put a swear word in this forum, i was surprised it was edited out with a bunch of stars lol.

i think all of them are my favorites. i love profanity.

[Longshanks]

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...I love this thread ;)

[todd philip]

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[Kris Hodgson]

Big hairy donkey Dink

[Peter]

Originally posted by Longshanks
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...I love this thread ;) *cough freak cough*;)

[todd philip]

poop gobler

[smokiechimp]

I completely missed this ****ing thread I know no ****er has posted in here in a bit but it's a ****ing good way of letting off some ****ing steam!!!!

Personal note: I ****ing hate my c**t of a tw**ing brother I wish he would p**s off and move out of our house I ****ing hate him!!!!

[Longshanks]

...aaaaaaaaand exhale.

(I sense you're carrying a lot of stress there?) ;)

[smokiechimp]

Originally posted by Longshanks
...aaaaaaaaand exhale.

(I sense you're carrying a lot of stress there?) ;)

You don't know the half of it! Thanks for your concern:)

I feel an appointment in Dr Longshanks therapy room coming along!

[Jarbacca]

how about

Nutsberry Fritzsliter!

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by Jarbacca
how about

Nutsberry Fritzsliter!

I thought that was a town in Tennesee?

...or maybe it was a song by Tina Turner........or possibly some form of icecream.

[Knerys]

MOTHER ****ING **** SUCKER, SON OF A *****!!!!!!!!!

Better now.....:)

[Longshanks]

Glad this thread could be of help Knerys ;)

[Knerys]

Heh yeah it's been one of those weeks, though that's been twice in a row.......looks like it's turning into one of those months.......

Thanks for the stress relief.;)

[Kyle Katarn]

It was one of the days where I used the phrase, "bloody hell!" a LOT....and I'm not even British! :eek:

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by Kyle Katarn
It was one of the days where I used the phrase, "bloody hell!" a LOT....and I'm not even British! :eek:

Nothing wrong with a good 'bloody hell' now and again - you could also try 'bollocks!' - you can really say it with venom when needed ;)

[Oasis]

Originally posted by Kyle Katarn
It was one of the days where I used the phrase, "bloody hell!" a LOT....and I'm not even British! :eek:

I'm Brittish and I hardly ever say "Bloody hell"

[Tim37ninjageniu]

I love the word jackass. Its just fun to say. There is a certain technique to saying it though. It can be used in almost any situation. Before you say it you have to pause for just a split second and then say jackass or ya jackass.

Example:

Hey, dinner was mediocre. ( pause here) Jackass!

Man its just fun to say. Its also eceptable because it isn't a very bad curse word. It is only moderately offensive and isnt censored. YOu dont believe me? I'll prove it:

JACKASS

So that's my favorite curse word. Ya jackass!

[Dogbert0228]

I don't see any point for this thread unless people can be creative and have fun rather than be stupid and vulgar...

And I can't be creative...

[JBond]

Personally I like "bastard"

"Hey I'm not done with that soda, you bastard!"

"This remote is being a total bastard"

"If you don't have a dad, you're a bastard"

[slinger]

Douchebag

[Mr.Matinee]

I'd have to agree with JBond,but I like calling someone a rat bastard more...sounds so Goodfellas-ish.:p

[Skinny]

its an old old school word... but i use the name ''nimrod'' at times... heh heh

[Mr.Matinee]

That is DEFINITELY old school,Skinny.

[Macbane]

Buttwipe is a good one.

Oh, and I guess calling someone's mother a hamster and saying their father smells of elderberries is pretty good too.

[Rogue]

Assclown
Bastard
****

[Colorado Cajun]

Bastard
****
assclown

Rogue stole mine

[Johnnys Apples]

How about the best ways to say taking a dump.

Restocking the pond with brown trout
Taking the brownies out of the oven
planting some corn

add yours! :)

[tedward]

Im not a big fan of jackass, it seems too american for me.

Why is the c word the worst? I dont use that one either.

ARse should allways have a big R in it, just saying ass isnt right unless your reffering to the donkey hybrid thing

Donkey now theres a good word, donkey.

Is asshat still popular?

When you say bastard you got to pronounce that with a big R too baRstard.

[tedward]

Whilst we are talking about profanity I hate it when people insert the f word into the middle of words - thats just not right.

Un-F'ing-believable. Its just not correct verb usage or whatever the proper term is.

[Rebecca]

Originally posted by Johnnys Apples
How about the best ways to say taking a dump.

Restocking the pond with brown trout
Taking the brownies out of the oven
planting some corn

add yours! :)
I beleive another one was

I'll be back,i'm going to make a deposiit to mother nature.
Or mother nature is hungry for some of my brown.

yea I remember some of those.

[Rebecca]

Oh don't forget the words
assmunch
****lick

[redman]

Originally posted by slinger
Douchebag

I love when eddy furlong calls that guy in T2 "a jock douchebag"

classic.

[Rebecca]

I like to use ....you friggin dork, alot lately I don't know why.

[Longshanks]

Hey you%$!!*£Â‚·°‡flfi›‹€! ass £*&$$£r! - Steal my goddamn @%?Ì?ÎÅ$$ing thread idea would you?!? :D

[Longshanks]

THIS is the real_original one and only M*£!#®ƒµ&ing @$$kicking Bºllºçk-ba$h!ng ¢®@¶-£!çking thread and don't you forget it!

<sum>@!=k´£®!!!!! :p ;)

[cg124]

what the ****

[cg124]

i personly like ******* and ***** along with a few other words

[smokiechimp]

Originally posted by Longshanks
Nothing wrong with a good 'bloody hell' now and again - you could also try 'bollocks!' - you can really say it with venom when needed ;)

I wish I'd never taught these Americans the word "Wanker" lol! :funny:

[HeadHunter]

I am a typical brit and i like to say

Bloody Hell allot

not sure if it is a profanity...but other the that i just tend to tag **** in to most of my ****ing sentances

[HeadHunter]

whats an expletive

[sphericthor]

S**t

As in "Ah ya wee S**t"

[Rebecca]

Originally posted by cg124
i personly like ******* and ***** along with a few other words
you gotta dirty mouth for a 14 yr old.

[sphericthor]

Originally posted by Rebecca
you gotta dirty mouth for a 14 yr old.

That's the way young people are these days, I've heard 10 year olds talk worse

[trevaine]

Hey... why don't you play with your Jedi-stick you rear reaming chicken master!

[Longshanks]

Well HH, I'm a typical bloody Brit too - and you can't beat a good :mad:BOLLOCKS!:mad: now and again when the going gets tough ;)

[KellyM]

eat a bowl of **** *****

[redman]

Originally posted by KellyMcGrady
eat a bowl of **** *****

Go back to the NT u stupid Bi**h

[KellyM]

'tever dude, you just be hatin coz im balck, admit it

[redman]

Originally posted by KellyMcGrady
'tever dude, you just be hatin coz im balck, admit it

no, i hate u cause ur a dumb bi**h

[Longshanks]

There - that's the spirit :D

Now play nice you ****ers ;)

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by Longshanks
Well HH, I'm a typical bloody Brit too - and you can't beat a good :mad:BOLLOCKS!:mad: now and again when the going gets tough ;)

too bloody right....bollocks to the lot of 'em

[KellyM]

nah dude, he be hatin coz im balck and proud and wear that chit like you wouldnt believe. not all aussies are imports, theres some orig's left too.

[KellyM]

V surprised at da shanks i must say :p

[Longshanks]

**** you ;)

[Il Duce]

My favorite is the simple, yet elegant, "**** ****"

[Longshanks]

That's a ****ing **** swearword - you should go for the ever offensive **** *** *** **** ******* ************* ****! - I ALWAYS find that works ;)

In fact, you could almost say I swear by it http://www.comingsoon.net/forums/images/smilies/funny.gif

[JAE]

Rotten little c*** s*****.

[KellyM]

yeah and *** u 2 and the horse you rode in on

[JAE]

Originally posted by KellyMcGrady
yeah and *** u 2 and the horse you rode in on

Thats a classic!!

[HeadHunter]

Originally posted by Longshanks
That's a ****ing **** swearword - you should go for the ever offensive **** *** *** **** ******* ************* ****! - I ALWAYS find that works ;)

In fact, you could almost say I swear by it http://www.comingsoon.net/forums/images/smilies/funny.gif

if that was to me i would be planning my vengance on you and your home town :D

[Longshanks]

Originally posted by KellyMcGrady
yeah and *** u 2 and the horse you rode in on

Said in your best John Wayne voice of course ;)

[Sparhawk]

I've always liked "assneck". You can insult someone and usually make em' smile too.

ie: Man, you are such an assneck!

It's offensive without being too offensiive.

[Balrog of Moria]

Plain old **** for me

[Johnnys Apples]

Originally posted by Rebecca
I beleive another one was

I'll be back,i'm going to make a deposiit to mother nature.
Or mother nature is hungry for some of my brown.

yea I remember some of those.

Choking the chocolate donkey
blowing ass
TTC (Turd Touching Cotton)
Sinking the chocolate submarine:)

[LadyFireFly]

My favorite expletives:

Douchebag
Jesus ****ing Christ
What The ****?!

[PsychoMike]

Originally posted by LadyFireFly
My favorite expletives:
Jesus ****ing Christ


oh no your not going to Hell or anything

Actually this is one of my favorite too.

[Longshanks]

Well - you're just not ******* trying then are you :p :D

[minusbfold]

I like saying "hey **** you eat a dick"

[Longshanks]

Who the **** told you?!?

[Skinny]

mother ****er... heh heh

[Longshanks]

Yeah - YOUR momma :p

[JimmyDean]

****ing hell
Prick
**** me gently with a chainsaw
Cocksucker

[LadyFireFly]

Originally posted by JimmyDean
Cocksucker

I love how on these boards, b1tch won't make it through the censors but cocksucker sails right though. Gotta love it!

[JimmyDean]

Hehe... Lexi said cocksucker

;)

[LadyFireFly]

Settle down, Beavis ;)

:D

[JimmyDean]

Grrr, you just watch your mouth, Butthead

:p

[Snake Spirit]

Originally posted by Dogbert0228
I don't see any point for this thread unless people can be creative and have fun rather than be stupid and vulgar...

And I can't be creative...

Well then let me plug the talents ofone of the most creative illiterative and expletive artists of all time-Jonathan Harris, who played the outrageous Dr. Zachary Smith on the Lost In Space TV series-if you eer wanted to be called a "Neanderthal Ninny" a "Bubble-headed Booby" or a "Pusilanemous Pipsqueak", Mr. Harris was your man. Sadly he passed away last year at the ripe old age of 88, but at least I met him several times at the annual cons' before his passing.

[IdahoMR2man]

:sleepy:

[Longshanks]

I'm well ****ed off that some ***** little upstart wannabe 'Favourite Expletive' thread could possibly be placed above this ******* brilliant thread! :mad:

Wankers! :p

[pixiness]

I see you're still working on the Turrette's Syndrome - without much success it seems :p

[Rebecca]

ummm what's a wanker??:confused:

[Longshanks]

**** you :p:D

[Longshanks]

'Wanker' - a British expletive describing one who engages in the act of self abuse

[Rebecca]

oooooooo sounds like fun.....Ill nvm.

[Longshanks]

You'll nvm? - what's that?

[Rebecca]

I actually meant I L L meaning gross but then again....I kept my comment to myself because I don't want to upset anyone here.

[Longshanks]

Well - there's always the Profanity thread for upsetting people :D

[smokiechimp]

what the **** did you ****ing resurect this ****ing piece of **** you call a ****ing thread for!?! :p ;)

[Rebecca]

smokie is scaring me.....



I jus learned a new one a while ago ummm
Get the **** out my face you big fat dykie(sp?) loser you suck horse **** and you smell like big mama's pu**y

[Longshanks]

Oh **** off you complete and utter ****** - you make me sick! :p ;)

[Longshanks]

That was for Smokie btw

[smokiechimp]

**** you mother ****er!!!!

:p

[Rebecca]

Originally posted by Longshanks
That was for Smokie btw
;)

[southern]

eat **** and die

:)

[smokiechimp]

No you'll do the **** eating around here!

Shamone Mother ****er!

[Longshanks]

Oh - look who crawled in :p ;)

[southern]

oh **** you **** eating mother ******

[Longshanks]

You ******* wish!

[southern]

shut up you old **** go gum **** down

[smokiechimp]

Hey get your filthy ****ing hands off my *****!

[Longshanks]

You want some? just try it *****!

[smokiechimp]

Come Get Some! **** head. i'm gonna knock you the **** out!

[southern]

bite my ******* ass **** licker

[Longshanks]

10 to 4 behind the bike sheds you ponce - I'll kick the **** out of your sorry **** you ******* ****!

[Longshanks]

err - not you Southern - obviously I love you deeply in a carnal way - but Smokie can suck my **** - and not in a good way

[Sparhawk]

Golly gee, shucks. You fellers sure do have potty mouths.

[Rebecca]

who the **** would want to suck your **** Shanks

[Longshanks]

I know one or two ***** :p

[smokiechimp]

Longshanks - I would suck your **** if it had **** on it and ****** with ******* ******* and tangorines! :p

[Balrog of Moria]

**** all you stupid mother****ers...dumb*** ****suckin ****lckin *****

[Rebecca]

Jesus ****ing christ.........